SAPPHIRA'S COMPREHENSIVE CUSTOM TITLE TABLE FOR 2007
Formatted by Suffix
Note: Some characters may not read properly, and some CTs are missing where blanks appear between other CTs.
~Lavender | What is light urple? | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Ambulance Y | Sledtasrophe | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Area 64 | Cholesterol | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Bacon | Cheddar Ranch | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Bigluigifan1.0 | Beta | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Bird Person | Has no CT | Tweet Tweet | Oh great | Shiny Pidgey | [BLANK] | Not Hat Person | Punchline | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
bobman37 | Not in actual numbers | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Boo Dudley | This is not a secret page hint | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Boo_penguin | No longer contained | Mushroom_Boy's best pal | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Br26 | Ping timeout | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
BriGuy92 | Chain mailer | Broke the chains of tyranny | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
cantthinkofaname | height: 1pt | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Captain Jim | Warp Factor 5 | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Chupperson Weird | He ate a box of Triscuits | as himself | I know you are but what am I | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
dżamper | You forgot Poland! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Eclipsed Moon | Silica Gel Empire Offline | Needs to go outside | srsly | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Fwirt | Shipped to Abu Dhabi | 0 calories | Now in Cherry | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
GiftedGirl | Outdated vacuum user | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Glorb | Fool Failure | Future Failure | Anal probed | Beat up by girls and fooled by EGM and lost $10 in a Lego-related incident | | | | | | | | | | | |
Glitchy | Sad joke | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
goodie | Nike and Reebok | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Insane Steve | . | Professional Cynic | Grumpy Old DDR Cynic | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Jake | Mr. Manure | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Jman | Used to be cute | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Johnny_Macho | will_make you_nachos | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
kirbyman | <(x_x)> | <(x¯x)> | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Kojinka | Not to be confused with Kororinpa | Excels at pooping | My butt got wet, but it was worth it! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
libra346 | Emoticonstipation | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Linkin800 | Choppy words and a sloppy flow | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Lizard Dude | ^ The Man ............ v The Legend ....... | Sufficient | Level 64 | Jaffa Cake hater | It's over FIVE THOUSAND | The Last LD | The Fearsome Viking | Stupid Fatty | Staffer In-Training | Lemony Fresh | Nice Guy | as Eric Stoltz | Born in the TM of K | Doesn't Count Posts | Srsly, play Bloody Wolf | Pwning n00bs on 360 | Sanguine Lupine | Sneaker Pimp | | |
Luigison | Oldie | Huffington | Posting-a-ton | Randomly Hopeful | Random Loser | Bearded | White 'n Nerdy | 93% Nerd | 83% Nerd | 64% Geek | 51% Guitar, 50% Hero | B++ | I CAN HAS TITLE | N UR 4UM ... POSTIN | | Invanceable ... POSTIN | CALCULATION FAILED | Cooler than a frozen hamster | I NO IAM BUTT WAT RU? | dn ǝpıs sıɥʇ |
Markio | New mmeber | Ⱥ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Matty_G33 | Needs a freaking clue | Capt. Oblivious | Capt. Banned | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
MaxVance | Unscroogelike quantities of fudge | Stalker | MaxPansy | Lives here | Maxine | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
megamush | forbrains | Sucks at games | Zogby gone wrong | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
MegaSonic | in rehab | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
MEGAߥTE | ☣ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Mr. Melee | Not necessarily long as thick | Starfy's mom | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Mr. Wiggles | Cesspool of destitution | boring and devoid of actual meaning | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
N64 Chick | Luigi's Girl | one ticked chick | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Nintendo Bros. | An extremely "happy" guy | Nintendocompulsed | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
nodyarG | Wishes he was as cool as Luigi | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
PaperLuigi | ect | Papercut | Somebody get a shredder | 451 °F | Defender of n00b | Permanently dumb | Backseat backseat moderator moderator | Baka-san | Compelled to Reply | | Ignorant and silly | OrangeYoshi | Wa Wa Wa | | | | | |
PaperMario | Starfy's mom | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
pichu25 | Technicolor nightmare | Son of a dragon | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Pt_Peach | Balmy | A little too balmy | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Raccoon Sam | Not involved with cereal in any way | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Rao | 2 cool 2 edit | Fighting For Peace | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Reading | is FUNdamental | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
SamBeckett94 | Dr. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
ShadowBrain | Brain Dump | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
silverstarman | Chock full of misinformation | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
SolidShroom | JIM WARDROBE THREE SHIRTS RED BLUE YELLOW ONE PANTS SOCKS | SnakeMush | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Sqrt2 | 1.41421356S | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Suffix | Senior Citizen | Suffixient | Fairly foolish | Alliteration aficionado | College thymes | Cougar Gold | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Sunbun | Tapcap | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Super-Jesse | 3rd Awesomest Person Alive | is a moderator so you should probably stop telling him what he should and shouldn't do | Knows More Than You Think | Loves Edit Buttons Too Much | The Marriage Cosole-er | World Class Service | World Class Bloggin' | | | | | | | | | | | | |
superstarMASIAH | not the pudgy ugly kid people once knew | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
SushieBoy | Fish for brains | Lizard-Lips | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
TEM | BS Specialist | an eight year old english boy | MAKE IT HOLY | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Toad | THANK YOU MARIO! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE! | World's Greatest Mushroom Retainer | Found in the White Mushroom House | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Trainman | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Bob-Omg | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Vidgmchtr | Fungi Forums Spin-off Character | HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE | NOM NOM NOM | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
volbound1700 | Get out the hoses | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
WarpRattler | In,tent | | Grounded | Arrrrrr | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Yoshi-1up | Capt. Obvious | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |
Disregarding next year's plans, here's the moment you've all been waiting for! The awards!
This year's Poster of the Year has got enough humor for two-- it's returning champion, Bird Person!
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In second is a guy who practically "lives here," MaxVance!
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2007's Post of the Year combines experience and humor in an enlightening, graphical form-- CrossEyed7's "ASCII Graph Lecture!"
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Not to be left out in the humor department is Lizard Dude's extremely exaggerated anecdote, "Air Puff ANGST!"
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Fifth's "skills of an artist" exceed far beyond most of our own. Also, his Yoshi-to-anything-else ratio is practically 1:0. And don't we love it! Image of the Year, Lagoa de Yoshi!
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In second is Deezer's very motivational poster, "Drugs. Don't do them." I might also add not to make a fool of yourself through anime references, or some combination of the two...
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I didn't use any exclamation marks in the last comment! I must make up for it! 2007's Most Productive Poster was Super-Jesse, who was so productive, he productive'd himself into oblivion!!
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Consider for a moment the productivity of this fellow. Second place goes to Bird Person!
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Smartest on the Fungi Forum is definitely MEGAߥTE. What can we say? He's got as many degrees as two five standard graduates combined (no joke)!
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Second place goes to Deezer, of course, whose knowledge of Nintendo and web design brought about the creation of TMK!
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Apparently this guy is pretty nice-- 2007's Most Amiable goes to Suffix!
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Don't forget your friendly neighborhood N64 Chick, who wins second!
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Creativity can describe cleverness, originality, and productivity all at the same time, and Bird Person fits the bill! 2007's Most Creative!
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In second is CrossEyed7, whose famous comparison of terrible movies and artistic skills put him in the limelight! Mmm, limes.
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The Most Improved Poster, of course, is PaperLuigi! We like to think that at TMK, lives are turned around. Or at least their digital counterparts.
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Second Most Improved is Insane Steve! Not so grumpy any more, eh?
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Joining this year was a newbie who immediately took off and delivered the news-- whether we wanted it or not! Best Newbie 2007, Super-Jesse!
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Another great addition to the Fungi Forum's ranks is none other than Chupperson's younger brother, Rao! I wish my brother had as good as typing skills as him. You hear me, Nutjob!?!?
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Most missed for 2007 is Super-Jesse. His arrival was with great fanfare, and he had a successful career as a blogger... and then he disappeared...
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We also miss Sapphira, who wins second. Why don't you talk any more, Sapph?!
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The fabled and revered WTD Award (not really) goes to Lizard Dude, who weirded us most consistently. Incidentally, the word "dukar" and its proliferation on TMK stems from Lizard Dude's use of it!
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Taking second is Tendo. He was banned for his insane "story," which was both censored and covered up with spoiler tags to protect the innocent.
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This year's Best Signature has a heaping helping of Classic Boo_penguin™! It's Boo_penguin's signature!
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In second is Jman's amusing jab at the pop genre! Or so I'd like to think. It could be most any genre.
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Luigison had a brilliant CT this year, using mysterious characters to give the illusion of flipped text! It's "dn ǝpıs sıɥʇ!" 2007's CT of the Year.
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In second is a run-on CT jokingly awarded to Glorb, whose anecdotes detailed a most colorful and somewhat embarrassing past. This guy was reportedly, "Beat up by girls and fooled by EGM and lost $10 in a LEGO-related incident!"
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Through the steadfast loyalty and common sense of the Fungi Forum's members, we honor Deezer with the Deezer Award. It just fits.
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Let's have a round of applause for this year's winners, and certainly Sapphira, who year after year has dutifully made these fantastic certificates!