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Title: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: megamush on March 04, 2008, 10:07:03 AM
This is a thread where you can post all of the weird, stupid or just plain annoying ads that you have seen on either TV, websites, or even here at TMK.

Example:

Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: dc804 on March 04, 2008, 10:15:46 AM
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, appl SHUT! UP!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on March 04, 2008, 10:28:04 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJvHu-S2kIDz8gEQrAIY7wEyCPEOg1MeSYFf&hash=d4dc60e7cf789a8addc9b3f3cebe855e)

Wh-why would anyone...?!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 04, 2008, 10:30:37 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.donorpowerblog.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F06%2F13%2Ftrashcan_ad_2.jpg&hash=07261a4d8fc24974312164e36d3f7c61)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: megamush on March 04, 2008, 10:52:30 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJvHu-S2kIDz8gEQrAIY7wEyCPEOg1MeSYFf&hash=d4dc60e7cf789a8addc9b3f3cebe855e)

Wh-why would anyone...?!
thats a little creepy, who in their right mind would buy that, besides some perverted people.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 04, 2008, 11:05:41 AM
Wh-why would anyone...?!
I'd imagine that there is someone out there who has friends who would get a real kick out of that. My friends? Maybe.

Quote from: Advertisment
Our worryingly popular Humping Dog may not be the next best thing since sliced bread,
Lol.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on March 04, 2008, 11:19:12 AM
I don't see any ads on this computer, but on a computer at school and on another forum, I saw an ad for a Muslim dating service.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 04, 2008, 11:27:56 AM
The Google ads have links that are from words on these pages. It's text-sensitive.

Of course, I blocked these ads a long long time ago, so I can't see them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 04, 2008, 10:02:53 PM
Don't think I can get ahold of one now, but I nominate those retarded "DON'T CLICK HERE IF YOU SCARE EASILY" or "WHEN WILL YOU DIE?" banner ads with the cliched horror pics. Who runs those, anyway?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 04, 2008, 10:07:28 PM
I have no idea, but they usually lead me to a love calculator, which in retrospect is actually pretty scary.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 04, 2008, 10:11:41 PM
WHEN WILL YOU DIE?, indeed...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 04, 2008, 10:16:21 PM
Everytime I put something into that thing it tells me I'm gonna die during the year 2069, which would make me over 80 when I die. I highly doubt I'm going to live that long, but whatever.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 04, 2008, 10:42:48 PM
Now there's something I don't understand.


You do realize that life expectancy is on the rise, don't you?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 04, 2008, 11:00:54 PM
Yeah, I just don't think I'll live that long, regardless of the rise in life expectancy. My diet isn't all that great and a few of my close relatives have died of cancer.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 04, 2008, 11:42:54 PM
Supposedly somewhere in between 20-30 years from now, the human life expectancy will be increasing more than a year... per year.

Think about that for a second.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on March 05, 2008, 11:12:39 AM
Who are these stupid people predicting human immortality in a mere 20 to 30 years?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on March 05, 2008, 11:29:24 AM
Life expectancy is measured at birth, so you can't directly make that inference.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: missingno on March 05, 2008, 12:29:34 PM
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, appl SHUT! UP!

Well, how about the knock-off commercial for Zoo York clothing brand?
That one's pretty annoying too.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on March 05, 2008, 10:59:00 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJvHu-S2kIDz8gEQrAIY7wEyCPEOg1MeSYFf&hash=d4dc60e7cf789a8addc9b3f3cebe855e)

I'm buying that RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 06, 2008, 07:51:04 AM
IT'S THREE A.M....
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on March 12, 2008, 12:11:09 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg291.imageshack.us%2Fimg291%2F3152%2Fsnapshot20080312010656ej5.png&hash=3aba3f7e9a0b06728940ccbc0568a748)
This made me want to throw up!  No offense to anyone here that might actually like this song
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 12, 2008, 01:42:05 PM
I hate Soulja Boy/Crank that/whatever it's called. It's the worst song ever to be played on the face of this earth. Not only are the lyrics absolutely disgusting, the song itself sounds like complete crap.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 12, 2008, 02:24:18 PM
I guess I can consider it a blessing from God that I have never heard that song before?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on March 12, 2008, 02:54:06 PM
I guess I can consider it a blessing from God that I have never heard that song before?
Cherish that blessing while you can.  If the song's popularity keeps up the way it is, you will hear it sooner or later.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 12, 2008, 03:11:22 PM
I guess I can consider it a blessing from God that I have never heard that song before?

Yes. People like Shoulja Boy have destroyed hip hop (not that I really enjoyed hip hop all that much before, but at least it was respectable). Now hip hop/rap is just trash. The song was actually used at one of my school rallies one time and I was like "Oh no, this just can't be happening." They edited out the suggestive parts of course, which actually made the song sound worst, considering that every five seconds a word was edited out (making it impossible to keep up with what the dude was saying).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on March 12, 2008, 06:50:42 PM
What are you talking about? Soulja Boy has written some of the most profound lyrics ever in song form!


Now yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy up in it, oh!
Watch me crank dat, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy, dat Superman, dat oh!


*sniff* Simply beautiful.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 12, 2008, 08:48:03 PM
The female DJ had people dance to that song for prizes (Various Wii games, if I recall correctly) in the Best Buy in NYC the night of the Brawl launch.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on March 12, 2008, 10:09:10 PM
What are you talking about? Soulja Boy has written some of the most profound lyrics ever in song form!


Now yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Yooouu crank dat Soulja Boy
Soulja Boy up in it, oh!
Watch me crank dat, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy, dat Superman, dat oh!


*sniff* Simply beautiful.
Please tell me you are being sarcastic.  I shouldn't even talk about what some of the lyrics mean here.  They are that obscene.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on March 12, 2008, 10:45:35 PM
He's Glorb. You're not supposed to take him seriously.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 12, 2008, 11:07:41 PM
He's also not funny.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 13, 2008, 01:28:33 AM
He's funny.

You two should take some lessons.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on March 13, 2008, 05:52:45 PM
He's also not funny.

You're right, chief, I'm sorry. Here's my gun and my badge.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 13, 2008, 06:11:23 PM
One of those google ads on the Fungi Forums. You know what the shirt on the right says.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on March 13, 2008, 06:33:15 PM
I don't.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 13, 2008, 06:53:40 PM
Yes you do.

I do.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 13, 2008, 07:22:05 PM
I don't.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 13, 2008, 07:36:06 PM
Neither do I.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on March 13, 2008, 07:42:04 PM
Take a close look at who's wearing it, then look at the logo's position. Get it yet?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 13, 2008, 07:56:29 PM
The uncovered parts of the letters suggest the word isn't "boobs". That's all I know.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobman37 on March 13, 2008, 08:33:33 PM
My guess is "intel," and if I'm right, it should be a hat.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 13, 2008, 11:54:38 PM
Hint: female canine
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 14, 2008, 02:17:17 AM
Well if it's meant to be inside the shirt, that doesn't really make sense.

Yet, I know girls who're, themselves, the perfect definition of the shirt's meaning. Too many, in fact.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2008, 09:24:07 AM
Well for those of you who don't know, it says: B**** Inside.

There I said it. Please don't ban me.

: (
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on March 14, 2008, 07:16:39 PM
Well if it's meant to be inside the shirt, that doesn't really make sense.

Yet, I know girls who're, themselves, the perfect definition of the shirt's meaning. Too many, in fact.
I'd laugh if some made a typo by leaving the apostrophe out of "who're"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 14, 2008, 09:37:49 PM
I'd laugh if some made a typo by leaving the apostrophe out of "who're"
But since those two words actually have two different meanings (the only thing they have in common is that they both can be used derogatorily), it wouldn't make sense.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 14, 2008, 11:01:17 PM
Yes. People like Shoulja Boy have destroyed hip hop (not that I really enjoyed hip hop all that much before, but at least it was respectable). Now hip hop/rap is just trash. The song was actually used at one of my school rallies one time and I was like "Oh no, this just can't be happening." They edited out the suggestive parts of course, which actually made the song sound worst, considering that every five seconds a word was edited out (making it impossible to keep up with what the dude was saying).
I know how you feel... but I don't even know what he's saying, anyway, obscene or not.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 15, 2008, 08:28:42 AM
I could tell you in a PM, but I can't do it here. And it's pretty obscene.

I wonder why most rappers must refer to women as [censored word].
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on March 15, 2008, 11:16:56 AM
[wtd] good did the extra apostrophe do?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 15, 2008, 11:29:25 AM
Nothing. I didn't want to take any chances though.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on March 15, 2008, 11:32:55 AM
Evading censors is a bannable offense.  That wasn't a censored word, but that was a stupid move.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 15, 2008, 11:34:12 AM
Does it really matter to you that much? I'll just edit the post if you want me to. It's not like I was using it in anger or calling someone a [insert dirty word here] anyway.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2008, 11:49:36 AM
Heck, people saying bad words on this forum seems to be so scarce nowadays, all that really happens when you accidentally say a bad word is a unnoticeable edit.

Not that it is a bad thing.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on March 15, 2008, 11:53:11 AM
Does it really matter to you that much? I'll just edit the post if you want me to. It's not like I was using it in anger or calling someone a [insert dirty word here] anyway.
No, I don't think it's necessary, but others do, so watch out.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 15, 2008, 12:17:53 PM
Roger that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on March 17, 2008, 04:07:01 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2FPicture2.png&hash=e0a0236fef70504ad5b306cbc96f0b8b)

What's with Mario's neck?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 17, 2008, 05:07:43 PM
It has a woman hanging from it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on March 17, 2008, 05:14:53 PM
It seriously looks like somebody superimposed another, smaller head on that person.
Title: This is how stupid ads can be.
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on April 28, 2008, 07:53:06 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi30.tinypic.com%2F25s6354.png&hash=d10b25a880c9dd5f13c4160de3aa5ffe)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi32.tinypic.com%2F2mnneo0.png&hash=862fb5e412ea8d0b17b8f3ca847b387a)

Discuss.
Title: Re: This is how stupid ads can be.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 28, 2008, 08:04:58 PM
I block ads. =3
Title: Re: This is how stupid ads can be.
Post by: TEM on April 28, 2008, 08:18:51 PM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11386.0

3rd page.
Title: Re: This is how stupid ads can be.
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2008, 04:29:42 PM
Is Mario age appropriate!?!?!?  Who writes that stuff?  Probably the same activists who censored Jonny Quest...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 29, 2008, 05:36:09 PM
People who want you to click on the link and be all "whaaaat?" so they get some ad money.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on April 30, 2008, 12:48:11 AM
I'm 70% sure that's what it says on all of those ads; that is, the writing is reused to describe other games.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 30, 2008, 06:33:39 AM
^ Bingo.

Hey, what about censoring Johnny Quest? (I loved the remake of that show as a kid. I still have a shirt for it in terrible condition...  I think)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 30, 2008, 06:05:22 PM
http://www.classicjq.com/artifacts/videos/dvd/DVDDeficienciesAudio.shtml
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on May 18, 2008, 12:52:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fcrappyforum.png&hash=53e0f34b7b9c4923e5cc0d98f55660da)

When your forum sucks so much that you have to put out ads for it, perhaps you should try to fix it yourself instead.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on May 18, 2008, 02:42:28 PM
I love that kid's expression.

"Dude! This level's filled with naked dudes!! Is this an easter egg or something?!"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 18, 2008, 05:28:35 PM
Hey, I called it!

http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6575.msg508250#msg508250

http://www.classicjq.com/artifacts/videos/dvd/DVDDeficienciesAudio.shtml
Johnny Quest... into racism!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on May 23, 2008, 06:27:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fyourequireadditionaltoilets.png&hash=a02f3c424c6da5a8471dcf285f2be615)
We're talking about toilets so much that these ads are appearing on the index of General Chat.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 23, 2008, 06:30:19 PM
I keep getting ads for "certified Christian singles," with pictures of women looking a little too seductive to be certified Christians. I guess they noticed that I never clicked on them, because lately they've started with more CCS ads with pictures of men.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 23, 2008, 07:32:05 PM
I keep getting ads for "certified Christian singles," with pictures of women looking a little too seductive to be certified Christians.
People (celebrities in particular) seem to throw the title around a lot these days.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on June 16, 2008, 01:00:31 PM
???
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on June 16, 2008, 01:57:39 PM
I played AdventureQuest once, and it sucked.  After you had been a member for a certain amount of time, you had to become a paying member just to be able to log in.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg218.imageshack.us%2Fimg218%2F6627%2Fimgadha4.gif&hash=54b0ecee1e1f6d1863a97983d6c0ea5b)
I would like one of these, but I don't think I'm willing to fork over $35 for it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 16, 2008, 09:23:10 PM
Doesn't the very existance of Mario Kart games undermine that toy? Or vice-versa?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on June 16, 2008, 11:25:54 PM
I actually tried to get that company to donate one of those things for a site contest, but they declined.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ZGDK on June 17, 2008, 07:43:04 AM
Find your crushes name now! Take this IQ quiz! Bored Much? Watch these Videos! Congrats! You are our 1, 000, 000 visitor! You won a free Wii!

And I'd buy that humping dog.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 17, 2008, 10:01:22 AM
I would buy any of those things if they were legitimate/worth selling.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on June 17, 2008, 04:08:30 PM
if it's a novelty storage device, I'd buy the USB humping dog for lulz
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: chucknorris on June 17, 2008, 07:40:18 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oddee.com%2F_media%2Fimgs%2Farticles%2Fa150_a12.jpg&hash=0fe8a3d46ee1c463a5abc037be5ce5d4)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2008, 07:56:47 PM
Except that has to be fake.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: dc804 on June 17, 2008, 09:38:28 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi212.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fcc256%2Fdontcare3000%2Fburger.gif&hash=869190d1af77fc33eab6d857cbe39803)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 17, 2008, 10:30:17 PM
I heard about that one... it was on the internet a few years ago, until they figured out what... that means (seriously, are the Old White Guys who run massive corporations really so out of touch?) Where'd you get it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on June 17, 2008, 11:03:51 PM
For a moment I thought you were saying that that particular advertising campaign had returned.

...It didn't, did it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ambulance Y on June 17, 2008, 11:05:33 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saynotocrack.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2007%2F07%2Feye-pop.jpg&hash=6c0247be33ba0c9a7a7b5b14161f84c3)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 17, 2008, 11:07:00 PM
For a moment I thought you were saying that that particular advertising campaign had returned.

...It didn't, did it?

No, it did not. Must be from some "hall of bad ads".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: dc804 on June 18, 2008, 12:27:11 PM
Would you hit it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 18, 2008, 03:23:46 PM
No, I'd eat it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 22, 2008, 07:50:54 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh4.ggpht.com%2Fadam.menard%2FSF5KCqS_dZI%2FAAAAAAAAAVk%2Fq77UgvLOLzA%2Fs800%2Fwtdangel.png&hash=114564616b5067b475ae2b39256f8c27)

I'm not sure which of these sexy girls is more disturbing.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh6.ggpht.com%2Fadam.menard%2FSF5XAEj7DFI%2FAAAAAAAAAVs%2FYxnbNE5vr9M%2Fs800%2Fwtdmario.png&hash=2f35e8ecaa5d479b59c2aca12249dd13)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 24, 2008, 09:41:49 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJm0pvnEuu_7MhCsAhjvATIIcCzZoPzY32A&hash=322bf74b91065618048355bcaafccb96)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 27, 2008, 12:25:56 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIb_wPeJtJDVMxDYBRhaMghNOll3JDiRCA&hash=2acefb182329d1a378d7d1dba62c86af)

Yeah, it's a double post, but these ads really annoy me. It seems like every website these days has a banner ad for some sort of t-shirt site. They're all either just a logo from some 80s TV show or an unfunny, obscure pop-culture reference.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 06, 2008, 03:52:21 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIfWjZ2C7bzwGBCsAhjvATIIOTwQmR-0Xj0&hash=4be4992973480da6761e7c0b23e2acda)

RUN!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on July 06, 2008, 04:50:38 PM
Dug out a couple of old things I had lying around:

First off, I enjoyed this combination of back-to-back text ads:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnoom.kontek.net%2Fimages%2Ffungi%2Fwiigfad.png&hash=9f524e2daeccf709fcd74d13ede4cca1)

And then also, once came across this while looking for something that is only half as dirty as you'd expect when I came across this:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnoom.kontek.net%2Fimages%2Ffungi%2Febayrec.png&hash=70f023835697fbad166fe206e9c08040)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on July 06, 2008, 05:11:06 PM
I saw that one with Luigi a couple of days ago after I just posted an entry on my LiveJournal. I couldn't help but mutter an "oooookay..." before I continued with what I was doing. Otherwise, I haven't noticed any other odd ads. Or at least nothing more odd than the one with the humping dogs that I posted on the first page of this topic. I still see that one every so often actually.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 07, 2008, 09:35:21 AM
Dug out a couple of old things I had lying around:

First off, I enjoyed this combination of back-to-back text ads:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnoom.kontek.net%2Fimages%2Ffungi%2Fwiigfad.png&hash=9f524e2daeccf709fcd74d13ede4cca1)

And then also, once came across this while looking for something that is only half as dirty as you'd expect when I came across this:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnoom.kontek.net%2Fimages%2Ffungi%2Febayrec.png&hash=70f023835697fbad166fe206e9c08040)

Sad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 07, 2008, 11:38:16 AM
More nightmare fuel!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOr7_qTmo__-GRCsAhjvATIIaluUDx_dEqY&hash=cbf9e26176f6e7f5dc63cf815d26c993)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 07, 2008, 12:22:58 PM
I really don't get that one.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on July 07, 2008, 01:16:02 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIfWjZ2C7bzwGBCsAhjvATIIOTwQmR-0Xj0&hash=4be4992973480da6761e7c0b23e2acda)

RUN!!
Yes!  They're just trying to get your personal information.  I tried to get out of it, and it told me that I was one of my least favorite characters, even though I didn't enter any of that information (ie name, address, and that sort of crap)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 09, 2008, 02:47:33 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJzgrrH3oMihKhDYBRhPMgjwH9JHI_YScw&hash=700469487245df67c532506662ef1183)

I didn't do that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: kirbyman on July 09, 2008, 11:02:35 AM
MMORPG Ads. Jeez, I hate them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on July 09, 2008, 12:09:14 PM
Oh dear!  I keep getting those stupid MMO ads on DA
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Rao on July 10, 2008, 05:05:45 PM
...Web RPG?!
They don't even know what they're advertising!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on July 11, 2008, 01:57:14 AM
[wtd].  You're attaching PNGs that aren't PNGs again.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on July 11, 2008, 11:30:25 AM
Well I can still see them.

...Somehow...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on July 11, 2008, 09:05:23 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg78.imageshack.us%2Fimg78%2F2039%2Fsnapshot20080711215628ud0.png&hash=70abedd1ff411abc09dd6a6f35dd7234)
I wish the YouTube Poop forums weren't down right at the moment.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 11, 2008, 10:15:54 PM
How do you "vote"? There's one right answer.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 12, 2008, 09:38:31 AM
If enough people vote, he can become The Rock or Randy Savage.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 12, 2008, 09:44:22 AM
Two weird ones in one... or two.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on July 12, 2008, 10:19:01 AM
Glitches are fun.  I only see one weird ad?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 15, 2008, 10:20:00 PM
This ad could be a lot more descriptive.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 16, 2008, 03:37:57 PM
I'm glad it isn't.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Shyguy92 on July 17, 2008, 07:07:44 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on July 17, 2008, 08:39:41 AM
From this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11855.0) topic:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fmccain_ad.png&hash=1c2f58df10674ce908a2f72818ab049a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 17, 2008, 11:27:43 AM
These freaking ringtone sites...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJGmppfSnfLFpgEQrAIY7wEyCAvcLMynP97d&hash=ed99a27807b91dc819727428c73ba066)

It's just getting silly now.

Let's see...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on July 18, 2008, 10:22:48 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Faskingforalawsuit.png&hash=a51c95b87a7e5dc007639ff0d8197c2c)

On one hand I want to see this "game's" site just to see if they actually licensed Pokémon from Nintendo and Game Freak; on the other hand, I do not want to see the massive amounts of failure that would most certainly be there.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 19, 2008, 01:31:00 AM
You could have just... clicked the ad?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: kirbyman on July 19, 2008, 10:19:39 AM
This ad could be a lot more descriptive.

Glorb, your sig went perfectly with that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on July 19, 2008, 12:37:56 PM
Not cool, man...

Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 19, 2008, 07:58:25 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Faskingforalawsuit.png&hash=a51c95b87a7e5dc007639ff0d8197c2c)

On one hand I want to see this "game's" site just to see if they actually licensed Pokémon from Nintendo and Game Freak; on the other hand, I do not want to see the massive amounts of failure that would most certainly be there.

There's something just like that ad on Fanfiction.net, except it's for a Naruto MMORPG.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 21, 2008, 01:37:57 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F79%2F43%2F7943bc1f8eee89612780ffe4286b29f6.gif&hash=4ce73613ab317fbd71f2945fe83690e1)

and Markio Kart!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 21, 2008, 02:29:42 PM
Markio Kart?  Either someone is bad at typing out these ads or they're catering specifically to TMK members.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 21, 2008, 03:47:04 PM
I saw an ad for Glorb Kart the other day.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 22, 2008, 10:28:35 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.trafficmp.com%2Fadv%2Fm0%2F22%2F2008-06-19%2Fygp_laptop_brookes_dad_728x90.gif&hash=cf9159af8cf230a2e137c30e3550aa3f)

Um... Brooke who?

Although I guess if her name was Brooke Flav, that would probably give the answer away.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.blogads.com%2F643725871%2Fimg.gif&hash=699737aefa550c54f1e00f59fa5732ae)

Enjoy translate!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJfB8aX35sf1zQEQrAIY7wEyCMUFFxi2SI_t&hash=d31ea587fa2066b721bdd163b0bf7a74)

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What is wrong with our culture today, that we have to constantly define ourselves by which famous person or object some artificial authority figure arbitrarily tells us we're like, due to a handful of external similarities? What does it say about the nature of identity in the modern, impersonal, superficial society?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLDygsfbkcKZThDYBRhaMgjfF7M_M1Rxeg&hash=3a769a2a655bcacb20cd6a0d1a4c5c66)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 25, 2008, 04:43:58 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCL_vq-aaoav10gEQrAIY-gEyCJjAxzXlnB4B&hash=1f7363dbec29cc60cf9c4b1bd0fe6b27) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Male_lactation)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 25, 2008, 07:33:52 PM
I thought manboobs were a sign of strength and vertility so that your woman may make pleasure with you before the great feast of goat before the hunt.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 26, 2008, 01:42:40 AM
- "Vertility"?
- The great feast before the hunt? Why are you hunting if you have enough food for a great feast?
- Seriously, "vertility"?



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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 26, 2008, 07:54:22 AM
I dunno, it sounded sorta medievalish so I went with it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 26, 2008, 11:05:37 AM
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKfNjODaltCjngEQ2AUYTzII_mCkkBwOg_M&hash=07a25e4887b1fc15d99e8da3602b3c9a)

And look at this. We're getting ads for ads now.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 28, 2008, 08:23:31 AM
And look at this. We're getting ads for ads now.

    *
      Targeted Advertising
      Make a direct customer connection with powerful behavioral targeting
        www.revenuescience.com
    *
      Outdoor Advertising
      Find any type of outdoor ad media anywhere in the USA at one source
        www.emcoutdoor.com
    *
      Gas Station Television
      Reach consumers at the pump with TV advertising, marketing & media.
        www.gasstationtv.com

Pitiful.  If they're going to advertise shamelessly, they at least need to advertise Mario stuff.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 30, 2008, 01:12:56 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg167.imageshack.us%2Fimg167%2F2098%2Fcruyi3.png&hash=4c12f37d47c6f850f04b2bbd6afd0ab3)

I'm confused. Is "crew" spelled like that on purpose?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on July 30, 2008, 06:16:56 AM
Uh oh. This can't end well...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOqurpyapZ7zehDYBRhPMgiyXSwfD4AYuw&hash=28b7cbd8391e607800e1ff1f2db863bb)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on July 30, 2008, 02:50:42 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fwecanleaveyourfriendsbehind.png&hash=394f10080b713bc9fdbdd6c98cde317d)

I know where my friends are, thanks.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on July 30, 2008, 03:01:32 PM
#tmk.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 30, 2008, 04:18:02 PM
Friends?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 31, 2008, 09:48:57 AM
I have lots of Facebook friends.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCK_57KqyjJbochCsAhjvATIIAerNbMZL-14&hash=ec41d8e84a3749c82960b7af5b2490a9)

...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on July 31, 2008, 01:46:50 PM
That Pokemon MMORPG I've played before. I can tell you, its safe. But it sucks. Plus, clicking on the ad will probably cause you to get a virus anyway.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 31, 2008, 03:38:14 PM
But then, that would mean it isn't safe... which is it?  Or are you talking about the link as opposed to the actual gameplay?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 03, 2008, 10:07:51 AM
I saw this out of the corner of my eye and thought it was CD-i Ganon. I've been reading too many of Kojinka's posts.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fm1.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F1251065%2Fthinkgeek_300x250.jpg&hash=c02d54e1b8d7107269da4159ceac998e)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on August 03, 2008, 12:07:16 PM
Well, for non-Mario ads, I've seen quite a few lousy ones. We've all seen the "Punch the Evil Kangaroo" ad, showing a psychotic-looking kangaroo bouncing back and forth. Or the ad that dares you to shoot a rabbit running back and forth.

But my favorite lousy ad was "Bust Santa's Zit". I figured at that point they had completely lost it. Shouldn't there be a rule of not having disgusting ads?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 03, 2008, 01:41:59 PM
I take back what I said. I clicked on the ad and it wasn't what I thought it was. (I thought www.pppokemon.com) Never mind. The game got bought out by that ad company (apparently)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 04, 2008, 02:50:48 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg295.imageshack.us%2Fimg295%2F5758%2F54timesko3.png&hash=1237e2d9629e6871b5c4eac8ddd122a8)

*gasp* That's at least 54 times!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 04, 2008, 03:15:13 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOvb4_2yl5no6QEQ2AUYWjIIANJMJpSYCPw&hash=3645fec6b9aea7200191778a2b38fbbc)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.ebay.com%2Fpict%2F310070298228.jpg&hash=7f5121bd748c3d1d271e35cbb3dd83bb) <-- This one was an eBay ad thumbnail. Guess Who's Anyname? Seems like Guess Who would be pretty easy if any name you said would win.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rockthevote.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fpromos%2Fsoulja-boy-18-bday.jpg&hash=5727a6188c6822e3384819a93e7d19f9)
Because this thread hasn't had enough Soulja Boy lately.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 05, 2008, 09:55:14 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F7285-1217780799.png&hash=ab26577456bdcb1b121e93790c26e05d)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 06, 2008, 05:34:28 AM
I laughed at the first word in that ad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 06, 2008, 08:04:45 AM
"Is"?  Hmmm... I think you're losing your touch.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 06, 2008, 10:39:41 AM
This one isn't as dirty as it seems.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Zarkanthesmasher on August 06, 2008, 12:16:00 PM
The craziest forum ever, or another big scam?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 06, 2008, 12:56:16 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLzz4cORxYGfMxCsAhjvATIIFeRGbSXzja4&hash=4d9481563a4a565df73ebfcf50162009)
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 06, 2008, 02:58:59 PM
Extreme? Action? Acclaim!? Sign me up!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 07, 2008, 09:57:13 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fanad.tacoda.net%2Ftacodagifs%2Fexperian%2Ffs_160x600_2_1a.jpg&hash=88e0e0007719a3fbe42b2a98ad85dc38)

Yeah, because six-year-olds always have huge lines of credit.

Or maybe identity thieves have started to crossbreed with child molesters.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 07, 2008, 11:52:58 AM
That woman looked like one. Staring down that 6-year-old girl.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2008, 02:51:21 PM
Or maybe identity thieves have started to crossbreed with child molesters.
God help us all. (I lol'd)

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Yeah, I'm really eager to take a test to see how dumb I am. Especially when I'm being goaded by a hand puppet and Dr. Seuss font.



EDIT: Well, this isn't really a bad ad; it's just that I think of Harry Potter every time I see it.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 11, 2008, 01:05:49 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 11, 2008, 01:32:13 PM
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Yeah, I'm really eager to take a test to see how dumb I am. Especially when I'm being goaded by a hand puppet and Dr. Seuss font.[/img]
Not to mention that two of those aren't polygons…
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 11, 2008, 02:05:13 PM
...? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygon) All three except the circle are polygons, even though the star isn't a convex polygon.

Also, I love this section from that article:

Things to do with polygons

    * Cut up a piece of paper into polygons, and put them back together as a tangram.
    * Join many edge-to-edge as a tiling or tessellation.
    * Join several edge-to-edge and fold them all up so there are no gaps, to make a three-dimensional polyhedron.
    * Join many edge-to-edge, folding them into a crinkly thing called an infinite polyhedron.
    * Use computer-generated polygons to build up a three-dimensional world full of monsters, theme parks, aeroplanes or anything - see Polygons in computer graphics below..
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 11, 2008, 03:38:24 PM
I have been taught!!!!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 11, 2008, 07:15:33 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOPhoPTsy8ns7wEQeBjCBDIIrLxosOyxQCI&hash=9ef7711f493ebae07b370eb8c4354cca)

Hey!  That's not even Miley Cyrus!  They fail!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 11, 2008, 09:22:36 PM
After nude-photoshoot-gate, I know about all I care to know about Miley Cyrus (everytime I hear that last name... wasn't that some alien's name, or something?).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 11, 2008, 09:49:14 PM
After nude-photoshoot-gate

I read that as "nude-photoshop-gate" and thought "that happens so often you can barely call it a -gate."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 11, 2008, 11:00:01 PM
I'm waiting for the day some political figure is killed and the press calls it Assassinationgate. Or when something else happens at the Watergate Hotel again and it's Watergategate.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 12, 2008, 12:11:06 PM
Or a scandal involving an actual gate.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 12, 2008, 12:13:31 PM
The entrance to Graceland was funded by the KKK!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on August 12, 2008, 12:45:28 PM
I use Firefox with Adblock plus now.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 12, 2008, 01:43:23 PM
Yeah, kinda makes me wish people would host some ads through a third party so that I wouldn't have them blocked when they're posted here. :(
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on August 12, 2008, 05:02:49 PM
I still have Safari on my computer.  If I want look for ads, I can just use that browser.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MEGAߥTE on August 12, 2008, 06:55:05 PM
Or you could, you know, hit the Adblock Plus disable button.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on August 12, 2008, 09:09:50 PM
The google ads don't really bother me that much, but rest were just annoying.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on August 13, 2008, 04:48:23 AM
All of the ads we have now are far better than the IGN/GameSpy ads we used to have. Surely you have not forgotten those times?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 13, 2008, 08:53:48 AM
Why?  What was so bad about them?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 13, 2008, 09:32:27 AM
Or you could, you know, hit the Adblock Plus disable button.
She can; I can't. :D
Why?  What was so bad about them?
"Lalalalala browsing site or forums…FULL PAGE AD…wait…wait…okay now we can move along…ANOTHER FULL PAGE AD…and now back to what I was doing."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 13, 2008, 03:02:19 PM
Oh god I remember those.

Eugh.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on August 13, 2008, 05:26:47 PM
All of the ads we have now are far better than the IGN/GameSpy ads we used to have. Surely you have not forgotten those times?
I don't think I was around here back then.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 13, 2008, 05:35:45 PM
I don't think you were, either.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on August 13, 2008, 07:49:07 PM
I certainly wasn't around back then. I can imagine I was get ticked off a lot if I was.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 13, 2008, 10:28:27 PM
I think that was the reason a lot of people weren't "around" back then...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on August 13, 2008, 11:04:34 PM
There were a lot more people "around" back then. Or at least there were more posts.

Have a look at our posting history. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=stats)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 14, 2008, 08:26:19 AM
No, no, I know that... I just was half-seriously suggesting that a lot more people might've joined had there not been intermittent full-page ads.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIfCl6H02aOzPxDYBRhPMggGNEarUOSoeg&hash=f2fbc262aeafa197264ad3e7aac119ff)

From the director of Saw... The Usual Flirt.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 17, 2008, 12:35:08 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNuggYDwwZ2uLhCgARjCBDIIA192x8_uZjg&hash=049d8edcbbfeb6407d7cb7905bd04446)

Why is Lazy Eye Homer grabbing for Bart's crotch?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLOslYS84ZqUvAEQ2AUYWjIIOEVkb2aPJaM&hash=c9d5ee7f8c1ec185d45b3f411ce1add6)

Oh, man, the The Game Forum changed their banner! That makes me sad. I mean, sure, they still have free membership, but it's just not the same anymore.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMqLwM-45NvtrgEQ2AUYWjIImK0Bzh8ZC38&hash=c2556e89c39d5f45b972cbc0fe7bc4b6)
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NEVER FORGET.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 17, 2008, 12:23:20 PM
([wtd])x12
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 17, 2008, 01:40:51 PM
That "x" is a redundant math function in your post.  It should just be:
([wtd])12
or
12([wtd]).

But I agree with the sentiment.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 17, 2008, 08:08:09 PM
More like (FTW)x12!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 17, 2008, 08:34:28 PM
Turtlekid1 just made it onto my "needlessly annoying" members list.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 18, 2008, 09:40:19 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCP7ClO7LopyzzgEQrAIY7wEyCNjDXdccs7KG&hash=4d236ce561a5a4edd88867de71220c3a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2008, 09:43:21 AM
Yeah no.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 18, 2008, 10:40:47 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIWbsInx1Le3XBDYBRhPMgjUx4BHabLEPA&hash=2860b668230bfcf81ef8ec81269e14d2)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 18, 2008, 10:51:07 AM
Turtlekid1 just made it onto my "needlessly annoying" members list.

I think that there's about 6 people who aren't on mine.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2008, 12:16:44 PM
The only one who's not on mine...

is me.

/me drops his badge to the ground, turns around, and walks down a lonely highway as the screen fades to black
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 18, 2008, 12:21:18 PM
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The girls are free, the clothes are sold separately.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 18, 2008, 12:56:00 PM
Turtlekid1 just made it onto my "needlessly annoying" members list.

:(

...posting a smiley probably didn't help much, did it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 18, 2008, 02:37:58 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMrxwM_l4OuNXxDYBRhaMghV1ALg20ilNQ&hash=c56c67817bd1eae5100b3293d38ead9d)

Just put all your credit card numbers into this form and you can have a Wii! Put your childrens' social security numbers in another form and you can have an extra remote! I promise I'm not one of those child molester - identity thief hybrids! Really! Here's a picture of a lock:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adampease.org%2FArticulate%2FSUMOpictures%2Fpictures%2Ftools%2Flocks%2Flock.png&hash=877d594791b8fafa5da7a7431d3e444f)

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2008, 02:49:00 PM
www.AndThenRapeHim.com

[EDIT: I'm really, really glad this isn't a real site.]
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 18, 2008, 02:56:33 PM
www.AndThenKillHimAndUseHisBodyFatToMakeLovelyLittleTeaCandles.com

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOXG7rrP_6b7dRCsAhjvATIIqY0QjH6UODM&hash=b3de8d1cf56bdb21340026369bf1116f)

LIES! Those are fully-clothed males!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: goodie on August 18, 2008, 07:42:28 PM
Chupperson Weird just made it onto my "needlessly mean" members list.

No, wait- he's been there for years.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ottermi619 on August 18, 2008, 10:06:48 PM
The most annoying TV ads:
-Everest Institute, and pretty much all of these other "technical institutes" (IADT, ITT, Kaplan, etc.) (I know we all need to "call now, train now"!)
-All of these "male enhancement" products (especially the one with a very cheesy whistley tune-and I thought that kind of stuff was restricted on broadcast TV)
-Target "Good buy Hello"
-the Odor Eaters commercial with the dog running around trying to find "smelly sneakers"
-Anything that follows the format of "HeadON Apply Directly To the Forehead" (1-800 Plumber, LEE FREE)
-how about all of these prescription drug ads (drives me nuts how they depict people in these commercials as so "happy-go-lucky" while mentioning (they have to) "rare, but serious side effects"-is it any wonder that no other country in the world other than the US and NZ allows these kind of ads on TV?)
-CASH4GOLD.com

The most annoying internet ads:
-"Congratulations, you have been selected to recieve a free (insert some new consumer electronic product)" voice ads-with no way to turn off the sound! (same thing goes for the one with the animated emoticons)
-When will you die quiz
-"Find out who your crush is"
-Jason Hommel's "Silver Stock Report" (yah I know there's shortages of silver--and oil, and everything else)
Here's one that particularly p'd me off-
I ended up getting a pop-up one day claiming that my hard drives had "hardware error" and that I had a DVD-RAM drive and it popped up a message box saying that "serious privacy and security threats found" and that I needed to download a "CRITICAL" security update. It wouldn't let me cancel out of it (ever time I clicked to cancel or "x" the message would spring right back with no other way other than to click OK or kill off the browser's .exe process in Task Manager.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 19, 2008, 05:52:38 AM
The most annoying TV ads:
-CASH4GOLD.com

"I sent in my unwanted jewelry, and got money, the very next dye!"

(Strange pronunciation included.)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: kirbyman on August 19, 2008, 06:21:17 AM
got milk?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 19, 2008, 06:35:34 AM
Propaganda at best.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: DeadAwake on August 19, 2008, 08:05:55 AM
There were a lot more people "around" back then. Or at least there were more posts.

Have a look at our posting history. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=stats)
That is really cool.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 19, 2008, 08:50:01 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 19, 2008, 10:23:54 AM
Oh yeah, the vegan film industry's really suffering, alright.

How does Veggietales factor into this?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on August 19, 2008, 02:42:31 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fscience_did_not_do_this.png&hash=13a382ec73b54f580962f15a8a7d4529)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 19, 2008, 03:37:28 PM
There's a Mythbusters movie?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 19, 2008, 10:14:12 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fscience_did_not_do_this.png&hash=13a382ec73b54f580962f15a8a7d4529)
It's probably Jamie saying "brain tumor!" or "exploding gas station!" or something like that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 19, 2008, 11:34:42 PM
"Holy jumpin' George!" —David Lynch, looping ringtone
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on August 20, 2008, 01:51:51 AM
Why do people pay for low-quality sound clips that will annoy people in public with no warning? I mean, I have my phone set to make everybody smile without warning, and I got that for free--I sent a clip of Banana Phone to my phone. But rarely am I ever called. Hence the lack of smiling people in the world. It's YOUR* fault for making your phone sing some song about boyfriends instead of Banana Phone.

*Directed to whoever.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2008, 06:40:44 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 20, 2008, 06:56:44 AM
Yes! I want to change my mind with subliminal messages!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2008, 07:11:31 AM
Me too! 

No wait, I changed my mind.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2008, 07:18:55 AM
We should make a coffee table book out of all these ads.

      Nintendo Wii VDO Games
      Cool Wii Games & Accessories. Fast and Free Ship. Buy Today.
      Amazon.com/Nintendo-Wii-Games-Dea

As far as I can tell, VDO just means "video," except pronounced with a Transylvanian accent ("veedeeoh").

      1 Rule of a Flat Stomach:
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 20, 2008, 09:59:05 AM
The first rule of a flat stomach is: You do not talk about a flat stomach.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2008, 10:07:37 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKXDtfiYzLOV9gEQrAIY7wEyCHrLlBByz1PM&hash=bbec50b1289883356f6348a398793671)

...A picture of the action figure? Seriously?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLX089ryrO7DsQEQrAIY7wEyCCV1oiSL5yG0&hash=acae23f6230c5020dc1700607bb47172)

I was going to make a joke about this being that old guy with the beard and overalls and guitar sitting in a rocking chair with a space ship in the background on the boxart of that one game, but I can't remember what game that was, and Google isn't helping. Anyone remember the name of that game?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2008, 11:57:40 AM
Phalanx?

I think?...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2008, 12:04:07 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fa%2Fa0%2FPhalanxart.jpg&hash=7947564ce0457f1dee2773fff47f0f6c)

Thank you. You win three internets.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 20, 2008, 12:38:05 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F30%2Fdd%2F68%2F2b%2F30dd682bd4c25e27d05e153278b92ea0.jpg&hash=a591716d38b171bbd65b1865a233203f)

Ya effing think?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2008, 12:58:08 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fa%2Fa0%2FPhalanxart.jpg&hash=7947564ce0457f1dee2773fff47f0f6c)

Thank you. You win three internets.

BESTBOXARTEVER
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2008, 02:42:31 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJyh4qjH74z5mQEQrAIY-gEyCF9jP7tQ9ZNO&hash=fdbf759fc8bda8b93f4071f9a0068cb4)

Experience with what? What am I doing?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glitchy on August 20, 2008, 03:24:18 PM
[img]http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/imgad?id=CKXDtfiYzLOV9gEQrAIY7wEyCHrLlBByz1PM[/img

I actually have that. XD
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2008, 04:15:39 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKXDtfiYzLOV9gEQrAIY7wEyCHrLlBByz1PM&hash=bbec50b1289883356f6348a398793671)

You mean this?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 20, 2008, 04:46:36 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fa%2Fa0%2FPhalanxart.jpg&hash=7947564ce0457f1dee2773fff47f0f6c)
Why is that game called that (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phalanx), anyway?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2008, 05:06:25 PM
Better than Phallas.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 20, 2008, 06:20:06 PM
That's with a "u". (But funny anyway)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 21, 2008, 01:48:32 AM
Did you see this screenshot of it from Wikipedia?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2Fc%2Fcb%2FPhalanx-screenshot-01.png&hash=2ec078cccb121b8a1c34906ff4e9bf21)

Looks pretty phallic to me.

Also upside-down Triforce.



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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 21, 2008, 07:51:07 AM
I still don't understand the box-art.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 21, 2008, 07:58:47 AM
They just wanted to make something weird to attract attention. Read the article.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.ebay.com%2Fpict%2F250282805159.jpg&hash=d75cef3c527ab34776721601ea33dfd1)

A segment of one of those lovely eBay ads. Can you spot how many things are wrong with this picture?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 21, 2008, 12:24:16 PM
Midway Blitz, with Mario? By Pedro? I see nothing wrong.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 21, 2008, 02:24:49 PM
I wouldn't have believed that screenshot (even along side the legitimate looking one next to it) if I hadn't then checked out the SNES version:

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 21, 2008, 02:35:16 PM
Wow, so that screenshot is real? Gimmick must have been one of those weird double-entendre things like Wild Woody...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 21, 2008, 04:03:53 PM
Project Climax, hee hee.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 21, 2008, 10:51:03 PM

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 21, 2008, 11:44:33 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2008, 02:12:18 AM
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TVTropes gets some weird ads. This one appeared on this page (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReligionOfEvil), right next to a pro-Scientology ad.



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This was on a different page, but there seems to be some kind of theme here.



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End of theme. Perhaps.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 22, 2008, 06:12:00 AM
Looks pretty phallic to me.


Why do you think they call it Phalanx?




Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 22, 2008, 06:20:31 AM
Well, "phalanx" means finger…
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 22, 2008, 07:32:01 AM
I think it's referring to:

A formation of infantry carrying overlapping shields and long spears, developed by Philip II of Macedon and used by Alexander the Great.


Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2008, 07:49:33 AM
No, read down farther:

Quote
pha·lanx     Audio Help   /ˈfeɪlæŋks, ˈfælæŋks/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fey-langks, fal-angks] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation noun, plural pha·lanx·es or, for 7, pha·lan·ges     Audio Help   /fəˈlændʒiz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fuh-lan-jeez] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation, verb
–noun
1.   (in ancient Greece) a group of heavily armed infantry formed in ranks and files close and deep, with shields joined and long spears overlapping.
2.   any body of troops in close array.
3.   a number of individuals, esp. persons united for a common purpose.
4.   a compact or closely massed body of persons, animals, or things.
5.   Military. (initial capital letter) a radar-controlled U.S. Navy 20mm Gatling-type gun deployed on ships as a last line of defense against antiship cruise missiles.
6.   Anatomy, Zoology. any of the bones of the fingers or toes.
7.   (in space) An old hillbilly in a rocking chair.
8.   (in Fourierism) a group of about 1800 persons, living together and holding their property in common.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 22, 2008, 08:20:56 AM
I do not believe that this is true as "phalanges" would refer to 6, not 7.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2008, 09:56:52 AM
Drat! Foiled again!

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So it's like that talking purple monkey, except it's porn. When regular porn sites aren't spywariffic enough.

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Has anybody ever fallen for one of these? Seriously? I especially love that one that says you have 99 seconds to click on it, and it counts down from 99 to 90... and then goes back to 99. At least some of them have the decency to run the full 180 seconds (and then restart... yes, I watched a banner ad for three minutes).

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"Webinar"? You have got to be kidding me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: kirbyman on August 23, 2008, 02:43:28 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 23, 2008, 02:49:38 PM
And verily, in one fell swoop, the brave kirbyman killed the Game Forum meme with a fierce brutality.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on August 23, 2008, 08:53:04 PM
This is, like, the picture equivalent of YouTube videos like "The King Says 'Mah Boi' For Five Minutes."

In other words, it's repetitive, monotonous, and certainly not cool.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Captain Jim on August 23, 2008, 11:43:15 PM
In other words, it's repetitive, monotonous, and certainly not cool.

And don't forget "redundant".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 24, 2008, 12:46:49 AM
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Oh no, they're on to us! Quick, everyone stop using 'xerox' as a verb!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 24, 2008, 03:00:35 AM
And remember, that image wasn't photoshopped, it was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 24, 2008, 05:54:26 AM
Quote from: The Adobe® Website (don't say "Adobe's website," that's just evil.)
Proper use of the Photoshop trademark

Trademarks help protect corporate and product identity, and Photoshop is one of Adobe's most valuable trademarks. By following the below guidelines, you can help Adobe protect the Photoshop brand name.

The Photoshop trademark must never be used as a common verb or as a noun. The Photoshop trademark should always be capitalized and should never be used in possessive form, or as a slang term. It should be used as an adjective to describe the product, and should never be used in abbreviated form. Do not tease the trademark, he does not like that. Remember to wash your trademark every day, and never go more than two days without scraping its tank. The following examples illustrate these rules:

 Let's have fun protecting corporate trademarks together!

Trademarks are not verbs.

CORRECT: The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.

Trademarks are not nouns.

CORRECT: The image pokes fun at the Senator.
INCORRECT: The photoshop pokes fun at the Senator.

Always capitalize and use trademarks in their correct form.

CORRECT: The image was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® Elements software.
INCORRECT: The image was photoshopped.
INCORRECT: The image was Photoshopped.
INCORRECT: The image was Adobe® Photoshopped.

Trademarks must never be used as slang terms.

CORRECT: Those who use Adobe® Photoshop® software to manipulate images as a hobby see their work as an art form.
INCORRECT: A photoshopper sees his hobby as an art form. INCORRECT: My hobby is photoshopping.

Trademarks must never be used in possessive form, even though if you scroll down to the bottom of the page you're on now (http://www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html), you'll see that we use the word Adobe in possessive form in our own official literature. Do as we say, not as we do.

CORRECT: The new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software are impressive.
INCORRECT: Photoshop's features are impressive.

Trademarks are proper adjectives and should be followed by the generic terms they describe.

CORRECT: The image was manipulated using Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: The image was manipulated using Photoshop.

Trademarks must never be abbreviated.

CORRECT: Take a look at the new features in Adobe® Photoshop® software.
INCORRECT: Take a look at the new features in PS.

The trademark owner should be identified whenever possible.

Adobe and Photoshop are either registered trademarks or trademarks of Adobe Systems Incorporated in the United States and/or other countries.

Show proper respect to trademarks.

CORRECT: Adobe® Photoshop® software is excellent for many uses.
INCORRECT: Adobe® Photoshop® software sucks.

For more information on the proper use of Adobe's trademarks, please refer to the general trademark guidelines. For more fun with protecting corporate trademarks, purchase the Corporate Trademark Training - Adobe® Photoshop® software game for Nintendo Co., Ltd.'s Nintendo DS dual-screened entertainment computer.
Of course, I don't have to worry about all this, I just use Gimp as a verb.



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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 24, 2008, 08:22:22 AM
I'ma photoshop me up some playstation nintendos. With PS. That would be the best photoshop ever. So good, I'd have to xerox some copies to show my friends. So good, I'd cry, and have to kleenex my eyes.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 24, 2008, 11:51:08 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on August 24, 2008, 01:42:37 PM
And don't forget "redundant".

Well, excuse me for trying to make a point.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 24, 2008, 05:45:15 PM
Everything in the above post is pure internet gold.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 24, 2008, 10:00:48 PM
This is, like, the picture equivalent of YouTube videos like "The King Says 'Mah Boi' For Five Minutes."

In other words, it's repetitive, monotonous, and certainly not cool.
I feel this odd combination of "I wish I was dead" and "God, what is the world coming to?" whenever I am forced to realize how popular that stuff is.

And remember, that image wasn't photoshopped, it was enhanced with Adobe® Photoshop® software.
Eff that. Every time I hear some company whine about proper use of their product's name, I just say it wrong more.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on August 24, 2008, 10:19:11 PM
I say it all the time ironically.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 25, 2008, 06:18:28 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 25, 2008, 08:24:45 AM
[edit], I gotta go find my copy of Worms: Armageddon...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 25, 2008, 09:24:54 AM
I decided to check out the Game Forum, and it actually has something to do with games!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 25, 2008, 10:42:45 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 25, 2008, 09:26:30 PM
Anyone else here enjoy Sonic fanfiction?

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on August 25, 2008, 09:39:36 PM
You totally forgot the parentheses.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 27, 2008, 01:52:53 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 27, 2008, 02:08:12 PM
Just so no one makes an S-M-R-T joke:

Do not make an S-M-R-T joke.

Thank you,
Glorb
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on August 27, 2008, 02:23:45 PM
This one comes from #tmk chatter and rare poster n-fani:
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 27, 2008, 02:41:27 PM
Well, it is smaller. I guess that 30% was the second screen.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 27, 2008, 03:05:52 PM
I never knew that folding single-screened thingy I owned was one of their Video Game DS lits.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 28, 2008, 06:50:37 AM
Wait a minute!  My DS lit has two screens!  I must have got a Gameboy Advance SP by accident!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 28, 2008, 09:44:32 AM
   
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What demographic do they think we are anyway?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: N64 Chick on August 28, 2008, 09:45:19 AM
Looks like I can't contribute to this topic anymore. I just got Firefox and the adblock add-on a few days ago. I can't even see what's in the last two posts. XD
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 28, 2008, 11:19:34 AM
   
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What demographic do they think we are anyway?

Well, if they believe the stereotype that Mario is for children...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 28, 2008, 02:04:10 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on August 28, 2008, 02:50:38 PM
Looks like I can't contribute to this topic anymore. I just got Firefox and the adblock add-on a few days ago. I can't even see what's in the last two posts. XD
Just how annoying are the ads to you all, anyway? TMK's ads have always been small and easy to ignore ever since we moved to Kontek. You viewing them (or better yet, clicking them) helps support the site.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 28, 2008, 06:42:10 PM
They're not really that annoying to me*, but I don't ever click them, because if I'm on this site, I'm wanting to do something on this site without distraction... and most of them look a little shady...

*But they are amusing, especially in this thread.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 29, 2008, 03:42:29 AM
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How do you figure that? Vegans contribute to global warming! They may counteract it with other, unrelated hippie-type practices, but their eating habits don't help. They eat plants, which convert CO2 into O2, and leave cows alone to proliferate and fart methane into the atmosphere all day.

Also shrooms.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 29, 2008, 07:48:52 AM
Maybe... do some vegans not drive cars? After all, oil is dead animals and stuff, so it only makes sense that you wouldn't want a carnivorous vehicle. I mean, I heard there's "vegansexuals" that only have sex with other vegans.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 29, 2008, 08:28:29 AM
Maybe there should be a comma after "Vegans" to make it an imperative sentence.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 29, 2008, 01:29:57 PM
I mean, I heard there's "vegansexuals" that only have sex with other vegans.

Wouldn't it be, they just have sex with foods not made of animal products?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 29, 2008, 04:23:06 PM
No, but that would make a killer insult.

"Broccoli ****er!"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 01, 2008, 08:08:05 PM
*Wipes brow*

Man, I thought you were going to show me a picture to go with my post...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 03, 2008, 02:57:48 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 03, 2008, 04:19:11 PM
Why so?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 03, 2008, 06:04:24 PM
Quote from: René Magritte
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 05, 2008, 12:09:24 PM
Just for old time's sake...

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 05, 2008, 12:12:28 PM
I'm more angry that the people put an exclamation point at the end of that sentence (which is really a fragment) instead of a question mark.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 05, 2008, 03:58:39 PM
Perhaps, after taking said quiz, you will only think you know Miley Cyrus.

You just lost.
Argh! *LOLs*

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This ad isn't really that bad. I just go to GoNintendo a lot and I'm tired of looking at that alien terra-cotta M.C. Escher guy.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 05, 2008, 08:53:08 PM
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Hooray!!!  I can't wait to take this quiz and find out how much I'm like Miley Cyrus!!!  I LOVE YOU MILEY!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2008, 11:36:25 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 06, 2008, 04:47:24 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 06, 2008, 05:16:45 PM
Somehow I didn't get it at first.

Now I do!!!!!1
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2008, 09:40:54 PM
Sexy Princess Peach
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Umm... yeah. Insert some sort of DeviantArt reference here.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 06, 2008, 09:51:09 PM
Maybe I'll spray that stuff on my moniter everytime I'm looking at Peach art.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2008, 09:52:49 PM
Oh God. You sick... oh, the perfume.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on September 06, 2008, 09:53:22 PM
I'd spray it in my eyes as a slightly less painful alternative to gouging them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 06, 2008, 10:40:48 PM
Oh God. You sick... oh, the perfume.

Lol.  How could you think that I was going to........ugh!  What a disgusting thought!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 06, 2008, 10:58:49 PM
I have my hand in my pants every time I look at Peach art.

Let's see how long before this gets edited or I get warned.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2008, 11:02:15 PM
I like to keep one hand on the mouse, hovering over the "Delete Browing History" button.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 07, 2008, 07:47:28 AM
Sexy Princess Peach
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Umm... yeah. Insert some sort of DeviantArt reference here.
Okay!
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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What the duking dukar on a dukar sandwich is that?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 08, 2008, 03:02:28 PM
A fat lady who is about to commit suicide by self-impalement... I hope.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: nensondubois on September 08, 2008, 06:47:17 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 10, 2008, 04:28:01 PM
Annoying internet fad meets annoying internet ad... wow, I just might kill myself.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on September 10, 2008, 06:03:51 PM
I am not associated with that game.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 10, 2008, 06:06:29 PM
Oh... I just realized that! *LOLs*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2008, 08:48:07 PM
Say... what?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 11, 2008, 05:44:30 AM
What?  Female Naruto am I?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 12, 2008, 08:08:48 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on September 12, 2008, 02:22:13 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on September 12, 2008, 02:26:49 PM
The one that Super Jesse made a topic about?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on September 12, 2008, 02:31:59 PM
Yes. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=10705.0) I didn't mind PETA's message but their bashing of Mario was unacceptable.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 12, 2008, 03:50:10 PM
their bashing of Mario was unacceptable.

I wholeheartedly agree with you.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 12, 2008, 04:47:43 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Chef on September 12, 2008, 07:09:19 PM
I wholeheartedly agree with you.

You weren't even here when that happened!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 12, 2008, 07:37:03 PM
Yes but I saw the link and I agree with MaxVance.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 14, 2008, 07:38:49 AM
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*Buckles down for the onslaught of "Goofy Time" references*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 17, 2008, 09:11:13 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 18, 2008, 04:17:43 AM
Oh, irony... if I had kept my mouth shut, you would have never posted that...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 18, 2008, 05:38:38 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 18, 2008, 06:52:31 AM
Garfield, easily.  I love lasagna and hate Mondays.  And I'm definitely a cat person.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Boo Dudley on September 18, 2008, 07:15:53 AM
What Pokemon landed, where and... again?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 18, 2008, 04:19:26 PM
Deoxys or something, probably.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 19, 2008, 01:04:44 PM
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There should be a law against ads like this. Seriously, that's just wrong.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 20, 2008, 03:06:56 PM
If that showed up on my most recent poll, then that = awesome.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 20, 2008, 03:44:46 PM
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I think this came off sounding a little more ominous than they had hoped.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 20, 2008, 10:49:18 PM
Am I being forced to choose?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 21, 2008, 07:56:10 AM
CHOOSE NOW 0R I K1LL U LOLZ!!!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on September 21, 2008, 08:02:15 AM
Are you trying to be funny?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 21, 2008, 08:33:52 AM
No I'm making fun of people that actually write like that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on September 21, 2008, 01:33:23 PM
So you're trying to be funny?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MushroomJunkie on September 21, 2008, 02:27:16 PM
NO
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Chef on September 21, 2008, 03:04:52 PM
That's good, because if you were trying to be funny, then you would have failed at it miserably.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 21, 2008, 09:33:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ_k-cbo9d-KBhDYBRhPMgixe9tLd4m58A&hash=95bf7d5e08021840febbc0e5c0a1e087)

Probably more legitimate than this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VL6OJBXqeZE) class-action lawsuit.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on September 22, 2008, 02:09:22 AM
I would have laughed if it said, "enter in your number for more information"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 22, 2008, 10:09:58 AM
Let's immersion!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 27, 2008, 04:21:00 PM
Force Unleashed Rated T
Your parents might not let you play this on the Wii. Find out why.
www.whattheyplay.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 27, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
Because the Wii version sucks and my parents would never do let me something like that to myself?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 28, 2008, 03:16:20 PM
Wait, I thought that site was for parents.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Uvaz on September 29, 2008, 03:50:01 PM
Well what you think about this?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 29, 2008, 10:18:14 PM
Right now, I'm in the dugout playing with my baseball bat.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 29, 2008, 10:22:21 PM
Looks to me like that nice white floor's about to be ruined.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 03, 2008, 05:00:58 PM
I'm scared.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 04, 2008, 05:39:32 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 05, 2008, 01:15:36 PM
I thought that first guy was Weird Al until it loaded past the nose.

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Well, if they went to school like that every day, no duh.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 05, 2008, 03:20:03 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 05, 2008, 11:58:37 PM
Ads leading to ads? It's an infinite rabbit hole!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 06, 2008, 05:19:17 PM
How are you going to buy a girl?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Uvaz on October 06, 2008, 06:49:52 PM
hey i want to click on those ads but it isnt working help
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on October 06, 2008, 07:55:13 PM
Are you trying to be funny?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on October 06, 2008, 10:15:57 PM
We need Lizard Dude to come up with some sort of gif to accompany that all-too-common question.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 06, 2008, 11:14:07 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg204.imageshack.us%2Fimg204%2F6308%2Ftmksealwn8.gif&hash=3f0321dc0e2661290a8677979b9ef0f8)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 07, 2008, 09:32:16 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMGgnpjXy9etSBDYBRhPMgi4bGNw4sCCEg&hash=ceb092698dbcd73da513e5898ec11b1d)

Greek mythology has a goddess of anime?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMT9x4a_0qr3fxCsAhjvATIIrPbOozU5iho&hash=1f1393406b143c21b13ef67f03df4a1c)

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on October 07, 2008, 06:42:10 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMm5y-O-0IKtvQEQ2AUYTzIIvQcI5j6tWUI&hash=2fb47af749d0d9e384708ebc392ebb7d)
I've been wondering why this ad has kept appearing around TMK. I mean, why would we be interested in chains?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 07, 2008, 07:39:30 PM
http://motionographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/singstar_girly_h264.mov
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 07, 2008, 09:08:44 PM
Greek mythology has a goddess of anime?
Hey, you have no idea how hot that would look (I mean, if they had gotten a better artist to do that)

I've been wondering why this ad has kept appearing around TMK. I mean, why would we be interested in chains?
*Looks around nervously, slowly eases self in front of pile of ball gags/whips*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 08, 2008, 06:15:47 PM
http://www.ffk-wilkinson.com/
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 09, 2008, 10:21:36 PM
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Why, is he being held hostage?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on October 13, 2008, 07:15:42 AM
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Tonight, we dine in hell!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on October 13, 2008, 09:07:25 PM
Somehow, I doubt this last version exists.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 13, 2008, 09:11:07 PM
Another corporation that thinks VGBoxarts.com is real. Reminds me of the people that write to Deezer and ask him to make another Mario Party. Because he's Nintendo.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fa2%2FWilddog1.jpg&hash=f4683cb4adf9c462693b05aa4729475b)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 13, 2008, 10:37:54 PM
That reminds me: When is Deezer going to be in the next Smash Bros.? I'll go ask him.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 13, 2008, 11:51:30 PM
Also because Mr. Deezer Nintendo is the guy that makes Mario Parties, not Hendrick Hudson.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 14, 2008, 08:13:01 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCP_cxOCBhpS8PRDYBRhPMggI6wG04sYySg&hash=d5c27ef3ef1c8d62760de9dae8438aa5)

C'mon... does this even look like a contest?

*Buckles down for upcoming poll and/or revival of a previous thread*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on October 14, 2008, 08:42:49 PM
Another corporation that thinks VGBoxarts.com is real. Reminds me of the people that write to Deezer and ask him to make another Mario Party. Because he's Nintendo.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages2.wikia.nocookie.net%2Funcyclopedia%2Fimages%2Fa%2Fa2%2FWilddog1.jpg&hash=f4683cb4adf9c462693b05aa4729475b)
If such a version existed, I would love to have a pet fox!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 14, 2008, 10:08:44 PM
I don't know if an "E" is appropriate in that case...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 15, 2008, 03:58:34 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNedqZyfmvmbhQEQoAEYwgQyCBlF8cZ059MI&hash=c65c786478f13dfe7de349c1eae29ebe)

I don't know what this is, but it seems wrong somehow.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 15, 2008, 04:10:55 PM
Selling yourself on a reality show? Yeah, that'll gain you respect, alright.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 15, 2008, 04:26:22 PM
The backwards G clef is what's bothering me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 15, 2008, 04:27:03 PM
That's an S clef.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 15, 2008, 04:34:24 PM
It's a treble clef, fools!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 15, 2008, 05:10:42 PM
The backwards G clef is what's bothering me.
It's a treble clef, fools!
So I guess you could say, instead, that clef was... trebeling you?

*Ba-DUM PSH*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 15, 2008, 07:15:14 PM
It would be a treble (G) clef if it were facing the correct way. I can't decide if that's better or worse than "Gound Gleeves" (with the clef facing the right way) single record sleeves.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 16, 2008, 04:26:33 AM
I bow to your superior music knowledge, Chupperson-sensei.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 16, 2008, 03:36:40 PM
Okay, so it's not really an ad, but can someone please tell me what the point of this (http://startwearingpurple.yahoo.com/) ridiculous thing is?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 16, 2008, 07:39:37 PM
The point seems to be to sell Purple gear.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on October 16, 2008, 10:06:00 PM
I wonder what the owner of http://www.purple.com/ thinks of these products.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on October 16, 2008, 10:15:46 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 18, 2008, 07:35:17 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 18, 2008, 10:38:03 PM
Last I checked, that linked to a picture of me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 19, 2008, 11:47:19 AM

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 19, 2008, 12:02:15 PM
Last I checked, that linked to a picture of me.

SB, if you were here in person, I'd go "aaaaaahhhhwww" and high-five you.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 20, 2008, 09:08:50 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on October 20, 2008, 08:31:45 PM
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I love how you draw Waluigi!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 22, 2008, 01:16:09 PM
C'mon, girls, hop into Wally's divinely appointed rusty van! It's perfectly safe!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 22, 2008, 02:54:16 PM
I know Wally. We go way back.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 22, 2008, 05:37:22 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJGVouSu9o_EwwEQ2AUYTzII3za73biZkAc&hash=ad93c481996c4295578c8acd0968d9ef)

...Not that there's anything wrong with fat--I mean, that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 22, 2008, 08:49:38 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKPAjaCAwtaaoAEQ2AUYTzIICTOWFkhNSTY&hash=40a58e18a204c80f6ce0b7145c3a9b37)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 22, 2008, 10:03:16 PM
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What a combination...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on October 23, 2008, 05:07:21 AM
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...Not that there's anything wrong with fat--I mean, that.
Vidgmchtr?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 23, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on October 23, 2008, 06:18:21 PM
I don't think Vid was that...... fat.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on October 23, 2008, 06:21:26 PM
You aren't where he can tell you ten million times.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 23, 2008, 08:24:25 PM
Hey guys,

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 24, 2008, 08:38:21 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fg-ecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fdigital%2Foprah-preplay-02._V242410928_.jpg&hash=fd39481de37561ce9bd4a382159716d3)

She looks a bit hesitant about this.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 24, 2008, 04:14:49 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthis.content.served.by.adshuffle.com%2Fp%2Fkl%2F46%2F799%2Fr%2F12%2F4%2F8%2F1020145142%2Fv%2F576460817513018157%2Fac%2F20%2Fb%2F233082%2Fc%2F258898%2Fview.gif&hash=619b80dc3347547696494e6376bc6a06)
So... I get to hunt them, or what?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on October 25, 2008, 10:24:43 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJGVouSu9o_EwwEQ2AUYTzII3za73biZkAc&hash=ad93c481996c4295578c8acd0968d9ef)

...Not that there's anything wrong with fat--I mean, that.

Heh, I saw this on Mibba. 
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 25, 2008, 10:27:18 PM
That's where I saw it too, actually (on another site). Rarely do the ads I post here come from here.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 27, 2008, 10:01:10 AM
You can get some really weird juxtaposition in Facebook ads, now that they've upped them to two per page.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on October 27, 2008, 10:24:02 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fg-ecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fdigital%2Foprah-preplay-02._V242410928_.jpg&hash=fd39481de37561ce9bd4a382159716d3)

She looks a bit hesitant about this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1LPjCfA3KU
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 27, 2008, 03:38:59 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 27, 2008, 04:01:55 PM
Those would be funny if they're weren't real.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 27, 2008, 04:22:38 PM
Actually, I'm pretty sure those are mockups.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 27, 2008, 04:33:39 PM
Well, there really were ads like that, is the thing.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 29, 2008, 11:57:11 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 29, 2008, 04:30:54 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPLN77bJg5b-1wEQ2AUYTzIIL-16zrxrM7s&hash=dee6bf837303b3caa106c2dc80f814ae)

Whaa...?
Title: OMG! MASTER CHEIF TALKED! Must.. click.
Post by: Luigalaxy on October 29, 2008, 04:55:43 PM
Thats like saying: "Mouthless Mute Random Dude says: "j00 wi11 pwn teh n00bs!!!1!"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 29, 2008, 05:28:32 PM
Are you trying to be funny?
Title: :P
Post by: Luigalaxy on October 29, 2008, 05:41:24 PM
No, not really.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on October 29, 2008, 06:23:52 PM
Considering your obsession with (and constant failure within) the subject field, I would say you are trying to be funny.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on October 29, 2008, 07:37:50 PM
Subjects should be subtle!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 30, 2008, 07:02:35 AM
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I was going to try and figure out what the duk that's supposed to mean, but then I noticed that the girl is or is someone who looks like Hayden Paniteirierttreiere (sp?), and I stopped thinking about grammar.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2008, 11:17:51 AM
Wait, you don't know what Hannah Montana is?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 30, 2008, 01:20:12 PM
She's the one that's a lame attempt at repeating Hilary Duff with a gimmick thrown in that lets her sell all her CDs twice and who posed nude for some magazine in her spare time, right? Actually, now that I think of it, that could almost describe several other Disney Channel stars. Anyway, I know her well enough to know that's not her in the second ad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kojinka on October 30, 2008, 02:48:05 PM
Bah!  They all look the same to me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2008, 03:27:56 PM
Oh, okay. I couldn't see the second ad you posted because adblock was working so well. Now I understand.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 30, 2008, 05:03:39 PM
Yeah, Miley Cyrus doesn't resemble Hayden Panieitreierttrerre very much. Not enough for me, anyway.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on October 30, 2008, 05:08:47 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCO_5-NuTzKjHexCgARjCBDIIPQ2jfDel9vk&hash=c45e11c8c2b0c698e8092cec4945870b)

Heh.. I read their address as Turtlesale.com, and then wondered why one would do that to a turtle.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 30, 2008, 10:38:56 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Chef on October 31, 2008, 03:43:54 PM
Does it also explain how she lost her face?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 31, 2008, 05:21:04 PM
"Weight loss, from the people who brought you Silent Hill."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 31, 2008, 08:20:38 PM
Does it also explain how she lost her face?
That was the first pound she lost. On day two, she lost her hair and fingers. On day three, she lost a lung and a kidney.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 01, 2008, 11:35:51 AM
Rock on, giant eyeball!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Robert on November 01, 2008, 12:18:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLixq5C91Mal1QEQoAEYwgQyCGPljV2yvJbR&hash=a35677cc7760f563fc5af0d36d4a1022)

"The secret is a timed implosion in my gut! Though, that's explain why my face has been replaced with a black hole..."

Also, if you'll look at the bottom of this post, you can see an ad for an IQ quiz. However, clicking on the ad already puts your intelligence into question.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on November 03, 2008, 03:34:14 PM
And now I bring you an ad that is not from TMK:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fhowwilldie.gif&hash=eba41ec9e5efcae7889e6dd019100adb)

I have no clue what the foruth one is supposed to be.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 03, 2008, 04:04:26 PM
I'm totally going to die from wrapping myself in a controller cord, farting myself to death in a business suit surrounded by cabbage, being fat, being dressed in a crappy Halloween costume, or Santa Clausing myself to death.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 04, 2008, 07:53:25 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOrh34bolODcogEQ2AUYWjIIUeBE0XSSCfk&hash=c33bf3fe09449cfa1bf26f91a5c6571e)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 04, 2008, 09:03:25 AM
I've browsed some Russian bride sites in my day.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2008, 01:24:43 PM
How about Elbonian bride sites?
Does anyone even get the reference?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 04, 2008, 06:06:37 PM
Dilbert, right?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ibiblio.org%2Fpub%2Felectronic-publications%2Fstay-free%2Fimages%2F21%2Fthorazine.jpg&hash=00f73228ad9071ad4a6f6450708e32c2)
I LOL'd.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2008, 06:38:16 PM
Dilbert, right?

Wrong.  Wally was the one who ordered her.
Or did you mean the strip? :-p
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 04, 2008, 06:48:27 PM
Just the strip in general (my other guess was one of the Simpsons comics, but I think that was Latvia or something).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 05, 2008, 01:41:44 PM
Joy Behar on Sarah Palin
Tells favorite PG & R-rated jokes!
www.uinterview.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 05, 2008, 05:34:38 PM
I don't have too many PG-rated favorite jokes. Also, in regard to that ad, I had an out-of-control nipple hair once, but that's a story for another day (and thread).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on November 05, 2008, 05:43:21 PM
PG? Who the heck here ne-- wait, never mind.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 05, 2008, 05:50:01 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNvu95eIxqXLURDYBRhPMghxNyZbiHWEtw&hash=9d68dc09d39b392e55d49b0c554b51f6)

Yeah, it's called "Hold onto some balloons and suck in your gut".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 06, 2008, 08:35:23 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPKm3JK2zvvH3wEQ2AUYTzII5JLkVS48BlA&hash=4961b253b91ad2601976e21ce8dc7eb2)

Ben Franklin Terminator FTW.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 07, 2008, 07:45:33 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIy1y6rv8de1GRDYBRhaMghnPePjUWX7kw&hash=546bf8bbade27540f589b5933c4f90dd)

Barack Obama's first act as President-elect: To endorse electronics.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2008, 08:47:24 AM
99%? So like, 15 cents off?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Robert on November 07, 2008, 09:31:31 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIy1y6rv8de1GRDYBRhaMghnPePjUWX7kw&hash=546bf8bbade27540f589b5933c4f90dd)

Barack Obama's first act as President-elect: To endorse electronics.

What a minute, negative 99% off? Wouldn't that mean you'd pay them more?

$400 * 0.99 = $396
$400 - $396 = $4

$400 * (-0.99) = $(-396)
$400 - $(-396)
Which is equal to...
$400 + $396 = $796

I've discovered their negative monopoly!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 08, 2008, 01:54:04 PM
Recycled Toilet Paper
Reduce Your Carbon Footprint. Free Coupons & Newsletter.
SeventhGeneration.com/Toilet-Paper

Why not just use the coupons and newsletter?



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Stalking is fun!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on November 09, 2008, 08:27:08 PM
As soon as I saw this ad I thought it was fake.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fgame_for_Eric.gif&hash=f39f80fd46bd530aec51f2d4c0fcff29)

It wasn't.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 09, 2008, 09:51:37 PM
<img src="http://www.chupnet.com/what.png>
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 13, 2008, 07:50:17 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPjEvPjP7dmBbxDYBRhPMgiNJrupADM7XQ&hash=d933d0e88d93c50eaf2ccc4c500b34bc)

Probably not, but judging by the picture, he just may have taken a dump on it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 13, 2008, 10:29:16 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCP6Z553Is_Kd9QEQrAIY7wEyCF7avmYdT5dJ&hash=2a49f1dd5d616651c6be63e206a0d9fc)

Hmm... is Velma the right guy for me, or should I go with Joshua from TWEWY?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 13, 2008, 11:32:38 PM
You sir, win one Internet.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 14, 2008, 05:37:19 PM
Wii 2 Coming in 2011
Nintendo next-generation system revealed. Learn more.
www.WhatTheyPlay.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 14, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMm5y-O-0IKtvQEQ2AUYTzIIvQcI5j6tWUI&hash=2fb47af749d0d9e384708ebc392ebb7d)

I know this has been posted before, but... seriously, what is up with this ad? Is it because there's a lot of links on this site?

EDIT: Oops, accidental 2x post...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 15, 2008, 08:23:17 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ74kaOQqJvOCBDYBRhPMgjVfeFW_KuTEA&hash=6608af44a22c4ff4ceaaccb8621b5b33)

Like, Palin?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 15, 2008, 10:23:22 PM
I knew what that ad was going to be before it loaded. Thus...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ripten.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F07%2Fbayonetta-witch.jpg&hash=bbc253cf3af6d55f11a9db093965cfc8)

is

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 15, 2008, 11:26:02 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fheroeswiki.com%2Fimages%2F8%2F8d%2FAngela_petrelli.jpg&hash=c2bdc95f182b3846ea8fb439c3207141)(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.alaskareport.com%2Fimages2%2Fpalin_sarah.jpg&hash=4f85da13da64332f73541cd12f8de8b0)

Angela Petrelli + glasses = Sarah Palin + ~15 years
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 16, 2008, 07:26:56 PM
Free Sprite Samples
Don't Spend a Dime To Get Tons Of Free Stuff From You Favorite Brands
www.QualityHealth.com/FreeSamples

GET YOU OWN

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Please, please tell me this is fake.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 16, 2008, 11:45:11 PM
Saw an ad for it on [as], so it has to be. Looks cool, actually. I'll be auditioning for live-action Frylock if/when that happens.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 17, 2008, 12:40:28 AM

      Take Super Mario's Quiz
      If you think you know all about Super Mario, prove it!
      Quiz-Challenge.com

      Sonic Game Mario Brothers
      Find great deals and save! Compare products, prices & stores
      www.Shopping.com

Someone obviously doesn't know all about Super Mario.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 17, 2008, 07:59:36 AM
Well, there's M&S at the Olympic Games...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: jmdblazer on November 18, 2008, 10:54:01 PM
Imagine if that game WAS called "Sonic Game Mario Brothers".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 19, 2008, 05:51:15 PM
It probably is in lesser China.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCP3EhJ3IoL-ENhDYBRhPMgjYT4shcn6kjw&hash=abacab4a16a04317e901f80001e87cca)

It's the one on the left that got me, really (and of course, the second one's for you, Max).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 22, 2008, 01:34:02 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fm1.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F2034132%2FHK_Intro_160x600.gif&hash=9c8e14cb162c893b6ded4f0fe06363cb)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 22, 2008, 02:03:41 PM
For the discerning six-year-old Japanese girl, there is Zales.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 22, 2008, 02:22:14 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24708771/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6932801.stm
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 22, 2008, 03:17:37 PM
Quote
"Guilty officers will be made to wear the armbands in the office for a few days, with instructions not to disclose their offences. Let people guess what they have done," he said.

"So, what'd you do? Rape and murder an entire village?
...No?"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on November 22, 2008, 07:49:03 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24708771/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6932801.stm
I always feel better about America whenever Japan does something like this.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 24, 2008, 10:03:53 PM
      Super Mario Galaxy Wii
      It's 2 p.m. Do You Know What Your Kid is Playing? Get Informed Here.
      www.WhatTheyPlay.com

*checks watch*

No, it's not!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 25, 2008, 01:14:55 AM
"2pm? My kids're at school!
...
Wait, I don't have kids!"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on November 26, 2008, 11:48:27 AM
Here's another ad that was so bad I assumed it was fake:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmax.vance.googlepages.com%2Fyet_another_non-fake.gif&hash=de16b94efe1d81a5b105872362fb8d3b)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 26, 2008, 03:37:29 PM
I've seen something along those lines advertised on TV. It would be pretty cool if it worked, which I doubt it does.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 26, 2008, 07:09:09 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg206.imageshack.us%2Fimg206%2F6139%2Fahaeo8.png&hash=2712c297d365d9609dd57298ec408a1e)

Taaaaaaaake ooooooon meeeeeeeee (Take on me)
Taaaaaaaaaaake meeeeeeeeeee oooooooooon (Take on me)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: SolidShroom on November 27, 2008, 12:23:49 AM
I'd like to take on her if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on November 27, 2008, 03:26:12 AM
How do you know that she isn't a squid with a human head?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on November 27, 2008, 07:33:50 AM
That would be tough.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on November 27, 2008, 11:39:01 AM
That would be a challenge worthy of my effort, is what.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Count Bleck on November 27, 2008, 12:06:20 PM
You'd take a squid? Oo;;;

<confiscates Glorb's cool points allocation badge> Sorry man, you just lost that priviledge! :P
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 01, 2008, 02:36:16 PM
Flapsticks!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on December 01, 2008, 03:18:44 PM
You'd take a squid? Oo;;;

<confiscates Glorb's cool points allocation badge> Sorry man, you just lost that priviledge! :P
/me takes back Glorb's cool points badge.

LERN TO SPEIL. You just lost the privledge to take away privledges.

Anyways, with a virus hacker hijacking my computer, I've seen some funny ads. Though, nothing could beat when he opened like 12 Cannot Find Server windows. And one ad. Mainly, they have virus scanners.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on December 01, 2008, 08:45:57 PM
Privilege.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 01, 2008, 09:01:25 PM
I'd like to assume that he was being ironic.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 02, 2008, 03:14:42 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCL_MlvT0qan7DRDYBRhPMgi_RkcJioeVGQ&hash=e6cf4d4336573c931fb97aff88940564)

My country is eligible? It better be, considering my country is the United States.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 02, 2008, 11:11:28 PM
"I have dual citizenship between the United States and Florida."

I'll assume few, if any people, get the reference.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 03, 2008, 11:18:05 AM
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Foot-binding?
Alternative punchline: Ancient Chinese secret, huh?



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My knees don't have nipples. Is that going to be a problem?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 05, 2008, 10:54:17 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ7Ntdnrp8CjLxDYBRhPMghIPwS0cNX2XA&hash=428e034c431cd8dfc498ab95a0d929cf)

It's not necessarily the overall message of the ad that's bad, just the image of an American icon brandishing a cleaver.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on December 06, 2008, 10:44:33 AM
"Cheftestants".

That is all.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 06, 2008, 02:04:43 PM
Yeah, that kind of... irked me, too.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 07, 2008, 03:02:15 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOLj26T1xomFWxDYBRhPMgiZgJrpP-BIeA&hash=c9bef82ec42b2f1e9a13e7d400491fa7)

The most bad weird grammatically ambiguous phrase of some phrases.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh4.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FST3tlOK66FI%2FAAAAAAAAA3A%2FelZvJ1esyHM%2Fs800%2Fpriorities.PNG&hash=fa118408e729b09cd0edaad6d54c8165)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on December 10, 2008, 08:22:13 PM
Is it just me, or is that last advertisement indicating that there exists a fork with a spinning head?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 10, 2008, 09:09:19 PM
I prefer seeing the twirling spaghetti fork as the answer to that ad's question.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Corleone on December 14, 2008, 12:25:09 PM
Quote
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 14, 2008, 06:22:26 PM
Apparently black people aren't as into the whole contraction thing as white people. But they do have marginally more natural-looking necks. And wear clothes.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 15, 2008, 11:24:07 PM
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I think that first ad says something about the Fungi Forums.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 16, 2008, 01:34:45 AM
Make sure whatever you do your message board isn't talking about liking their own fart smell.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 16, 2008, 08:14:10 AM
I protest the locking of that thread!

EDIT: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.crwdcntrl.net%2Fmfl-728x90-rap_crunk.gif&hash=ab3011d787357bb6c7b0a4892b15d93d)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 18, 2008, 12:00:10 PM
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I think the makers of this program could have picked a much better name.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on December 18, 2008, 12:02:17 PM
I think the same thing whenever I look at the HughesNet usage check page and see "Fair Access Policy" abbreviated.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 18, 2008, 05:30:52 PM
If fapping paid, I'd be retired.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 18, 2008, 06:55:53 PM
And tired.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 19, 2008, 08:31:24 AM
*Stifles LOLs*

Hughes Satellite Internet
High Speed Internet Access. $0 down, Free Install, $100 Rebate!
www.USSatellite.com/HughesNet

There is nothing blatantly wrong with the above ad, but I would just like to call attention to the fact that this thing cost upwards of $60 a month, at least in my neck of the woods. Don't be fooled by mildly attractive spokeswomen!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 20, 2008, 06:04:48 PM
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You would think that "Chedda" could spend his $5000 a month to improve his life so he didn't need free government money on some non-ugly glasses.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 21, 2008, 05:24:27 PM
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Anybody who believes these things deserves whatever they get by clicking on them.

On a similar note, whatever happened to Elites, anyway? As I have no interest in them, I don't conciously look for 360s when I'm in the store, but it seems to me no one talks about (or sells) those things anymore.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 22, 2008, 01:45:35 AM
They still exist. We sell some at work.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 22, 2008, 10:18:12 PM
Not to get any more off-topic that necessary, but what is/was the benefit? More space? Not-light-grayness?

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This ad would be fine if 1) It didn't use a face shot of one of those guys from a digital design college ad and 2) Actually said what it was for.

Then again, maybe that's Caesar.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 23, 2008, 08:10:24 PM
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I wonder if Ricky and "Chedda" know each other.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 23, 2008, 08:24:34 PM
He's got some splainin' to do.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 24, 2008, 07:07:55 AM
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Oh yeah, baby, unlock my Wii. You know you want to.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on December 24, 2008, 03:18:25 PM
I'd been wondering why most of the ones you post don't appear. Adblock blocks them because you don't have them hosted elsewhere.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 24, 2008, 03:53:13 PM
Hmm... they've all worked for me (then again, I don't have Adblock).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on December 24, 2008, 04:18:11 PM
Adblock blocks them because it recognizes the URLs as ads.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 24, 2008, 04:48:26 PM
You filthy bandwidth thievesAdblock users are why I rehost my ads.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 25, 2008, 08:16:02 AM
Mushroom Spores
Mushroom Spore Syringes Dark Cultivation Tools and Supplies
www.earthstongue.com

Somebody send this link to Egon.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 25, 2008, 05:34:40 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 26, 2008, 08:03:37 AM
Faster than a speeding census, more powerful than an touch-screen voting machine, and able to leap unanswered socioeconomic questions in a single bound, it's... Surveyman!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on December 27, 2008, 06:45:10 AM
Can he see through surveys to make sure they're not fake?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 27, 2008, 08:14:00 AM
He'd probably be out of the job if he could.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 28, 2008, 09:02:28 PM
Image depicting Surveyman's birth:

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 29, 2008, 07:59:15 AM
Thank-you, and double thank-you for the new URL.

Speaking of bad ads, http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3172070

Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on December 29, 2008, 04:01:30 PM
Speaking of bad ads, http://www.1up.com/do/feature?pager.offset=0&cId=3172070
I read through all four installments of that series and was surprised to not see EarthBound's "This game stinks" ads in there.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 30, 2008, 07:55:25 AM
I have heard of, but not seen, those ads.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 31, 2008, 02:07:46 AM
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Going all Twilight on their neck in a featureless white void is probably a little over the line.

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So wait... you're going to find me a chick not based on a finger-length personality test but based on whether I think finger-length personality tests are legitimate? That's rather narrow, don't you think?

"How did you two meet?"
"Well, we both thought that if my ring finger were longer than my pointer finger then I would be moody and irritable, and the rest is history!"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 31, 2008, 09:56:03 AM
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New from Nintendo... Personal Trainer: Website Translation.

Going all Twilight on their neck in a featureless white void is probably a little over the line.
Twilight was full of featureless white people, so I suppose it's justified.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glitchy on December 31, 2008, 02:14:14 PM
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You would think that "Chedda" could spend his $5000 a month to improve his life so he didn't need free government money on some non-ugly glasses.

Almost actually ROFL-ed.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on December 31, 2008, 02:24:26 PM
I just noticed that "Chedda" has red eyes.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on December 31, 2008, 03:20:11 PM
Respect Chedda; Chedda's the next small-time 4chan meme. I can feel it in my bones.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
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Chedda's gonna need that cheddar if he wants to play Super Mario Bros. with gimped physics and extra buttons.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on January 02, 2009, 08:01:00 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 02, 2009, 08:05:45 PM
Babies HATE batman Ringtones.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 02, 2009, 10:54:54 PM
what the
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: dc804 on January 03, 2009, 03:07:27 PM
LOL! Has anyone ever heard of b3ta (http://b3ta.com)? It's a British messageboard. There is a talk board, a link board and the main board which is mainly for pictures. This week, the image challenge is advertising the unusual. Here is some stuff from the challenge.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on January 03, 2009, 03:55:06 PM
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How do you find the IQ of a fictional character?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: dc804 on January 03, 2009, 03:56:37 PM
It's easy, just ask J. K. Rowling.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 03, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
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From this (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12284.0) topic.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 03, 2009, 06:14:18 PM
How do you find the IQ of a fictional character?
Could just be Daniel Radcliffe's IQ.

Babies HATE batman Ringtones.
Until now, that picture had never loaded for me (rather, I didn't bother to let it). Now that I see it... WTD.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 06, 2009, 08:02:45 PM
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I'd believe that name a lot more if the picture didn't say "Urban Rivals" so much as it said "Pokemon: Harry Potter Edition".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 08, 2009, 02:18:31 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 08, 2009, 01:14:31 PM
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My family and I have agreed that, though the name "Pedi-File" would've been more accurate, it may not have attracted many customers via infomercials.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 08, 2009, 09:12:45 PM
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What does the bailout have to do with Obama in a tuxdress?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 13, 2009, 07:49:49 PM
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WHAT THE FREAK IS THIS POO?!?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 16, 2009, 12:32:32 AM
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Before, this just seemed like another confusing gorefest with a few token sexy scenes and a gimmick. Now, with this tagline... well, I don't know what to believe.

Seriously, what is it? Killer miners?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 16, 2009, 12:40:35 AM
One killer miner.

Well, it looks like two if you're wasted.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 16, 2009, 03:53:14 PM
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It's a good thing they had that arrow, otherwise I wouldn't know which kid they were referring to.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 19, 2009, 08:50:02 AM
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Looks like someone sprayed pixels all over it.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 19, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
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Well, like I'm going to get any better at socializing when you insult me in front of a crowd.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 20, 2009, 04:39:23 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 20, 2009, 06:52:29 PM
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He's back!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 20, 2009, 11:42:24 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 24, 2009, 09:19:05 PM
Good, now I can complete my witch's brew!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on January 25, 2009, 12:53:34 AM
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Most ads say to click here.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 25, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 25, 2009, 10:32:32 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 29, 2009, 11:43:36 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI-A35mruaWdqAEQoAEYwgQyCEX8K8tum7Cd&hash=4cbaeef26bbecb3731f15acb5bbf115e)

Maybe... (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2009/01/28/2009-01-28_hey_bam_thats_not_the_door.html)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on January 30, 2009, 12:33:33 AM
I guess he's smarter than Harry Potter.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 31, 2009, 10:43:28 AM
Hey, it's Static Shock!

Get it, cos he's black.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 31, 2009, 12:45:06 PM
You beat me to it!

EDIT: I felt awkward not posting an ad... and right after I posted, guess what was at the top of the page?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIbB4cbAmvnUKhDYBRhaMgiNUv8HtFGq2Q&hash=76913109710e8015914c24010f85a9e7)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: MaxVance on January 31, 2009, 12:54:25 PM
I've heard that Google's ads track users across different sites and serve ads to those people based on Google's apparent browsing history for that person.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIbB4cbAmvnUKhDYBRhaMgiNUv8HtFGq2Q&hash=76913109710e8015914c24010f85a9e7)
If this is the case, I think you've got some explaining to do.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 31, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
But doesn't BBW mean Big Black Woman? I mean, I suppose she could have some African ancestry, like FDR, but... I wouldn't exactly call her black.

And she doesn't look all that big either.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 31, 2009, 08:27:19 PM
I've heard that Google's ads track users across different sites and serve ads to those people based on Google's apparent browsing history for that person.
That's why I delete most of my cookies...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 31, 2009, 10:09:50 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flaughingsquid.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fcookie-monster-20080603-133713.jpg&hash=918c158c48f4f5f8a56e10a7d9dacb61)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPrPpLz2q5aZPRDYBRhPMghVGJq5zzrPxw&hash=151576d5553dcdecc74a96ed480c7fab)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 01, 2009, 11:46:56 AM
I've heard that Google's ads track users across different sites and serve ads to those people based on Google's apparent browsing history for that person.

So that's why I've been getting ads like this:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftonova.typepad.com%2Fphotos%2Funcategorized%2F2007%2F05%2F23%2Fcarrotman.jpg&hash=36ac9c2f0fbf4737a6887032358a1b1e)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 01, 2009, 12:09:54 PM
I'm not sure an ad about giant walking beets with arms and human heads would make me want to buy their seeds.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 01, 2009, 01:43:32 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJLy1qvS7KDWGBDYBRhaMggBkSU1XrGgXw&hash=8c9ae572c1cfad0a3fb7f83bdf6a0cba)

Um... are there some numbers missing from there?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 01, 2009, 02:02:49 PM
What do you mean?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 01, 2009, 02:28:56 PM
Apparently she divided 6 by _ and got  , and   times _ is Butt.

Also, there's no way that arm is attached to her body.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 01, 2009, 02:41:03 PM
Looks to me like [head covers something] minus square root of six over three. And then she's still writing.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 01, 2009, 03:49:23 PM
That'd be a pretty sloppily written square root symbol, and she's writing pretty high up for that to be a continuation. The only thing I can figure is that her head is covering up a 2 and it's one of those upside down division things.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on February 01, 2009, 08:09:01 PM
The woman is snorting the chalk off the board! Check just under her nose!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 01, 2009, 10:24:47 PM
Apparently she divided 6 by _ and got  , and   times _ is Butt.

I LOLd.

I'm not sure an ad about giant walking beets with arms and human heads would make me want to buy their seeds.
Bad memories of Monkeybone... coming back!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 04, 2009, 04:01:43 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPifn9-1js3QlwEQoAEYwgQyCEpf4FOMFmxs&hash=37a052b39ce9fda2adf0e17915b02346)

Order now and get free HBO, free DVR, free installation, and free androgynous child!

(and Free Newt)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: nensondubois on February 04, 2009, 05:54:44 PM
Where's the other arm and eye?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 05, 2009, 06:47:56 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI6RsLfFhqTtOhCgARjCBDIIYbofM6eiyxA&hash=bb0f7e984eb280d2677678bad7e63699)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 05, 2009, 11:22:20 PM
Continuing the Obama trend,
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.tinypic.com%2F1howte.gif&hash=6a072336ea81d9ba0f9e25731bd7cb76)

I always knew Obama was younger than he looks. Or actually is.
And apparently McCain is secretly my dad's age.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 06, 2009, 06:22:09 PM
Advertise in Dreams
Creating Oneirological Advertising The stuff dreams are made out of
www.tipado.com


If I start getting ads in my dreams, please shoot me.

Play Mario Games
Search that Pays You Back. Search Now & Save on Playstation 2!
Search.Live.com/cashback

Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 06, 2009, 06:34:16 PM
If I start getting ads in my dreams, please shoot me.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.futuramafan.net%2Fbilder%2Fftg%2Fls06.jpg&hash=7830e648716bd5eba2a6c8f0f46c0b07)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: jmdblazer on February 07, 2009, 12:34:07 AM
I dont want to know what that's supposed to mean.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 07, 2009, 04:25:35 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIval-m8sPb5ShCsAhj6ATIIP3K28I4eZ2A&hash=c760163ed9490b61bee6ce591cdbd333)

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Conflict of interest much? Especially since they're apparently using her After picture.

Incidentally, anyone else think she looked a lot better before she looked anorexic?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 07, 2009, 08:07:45 AM
0_o

...I thought she looked familiar. Well, that happens all the time...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 07, 2009, 09:04:10 PM
Speaking of conflict of interest:

Play Mario Games
Search that Pays You Back. Search Now & Save on Playstation 2!
Search.Live.com/cashback

The only way it could be more confused would be if I saw it on Firefox running on Windows CE on the Dreamcast, using an adapter to control it with a Pippin controller.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 08, 2009, 09:19:01 AM
I use that setup to play L4D.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 09, 2009, 10:55:06 PM
For the last hour, every time I check the Last Unread Topics page, I get this ad.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI3rzZ6HnMKPNxDYBRhPMggpNXkwc9zw5g&hash=a948a3e573c781988227c8609a6c6864)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 09, 2009, 10:57:25 PM
There was a banner ad for one of those survey things on GoNintendo earlier. It had a ? Block lookalike on it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 11, 2009, 06:48:22 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2Ftsbanner.gif&hash=e32048ada76c8dce2330148122193828)


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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 11, 2009, 07:42:06 PM
What is that thing below Boba Fett's head?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on February 11, 2009, 08:11:42 PM
I don't know about you guys, but if I saw someone wearing this shirt I'd hit them with the tire iron I'm going to start carrying around in case I see anyone wearing this shirt. (language warning) (http://trollshop.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/Article/Index/article/advice-dog-3676503)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 11, 2009, 10:38:44 PM
Remind me never to create a 4chan meme lest my creation give money unjustly to freeloaders.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 12, 2009, 03:01:30 PM
That's why I make sure my humor is never catchy; I can't stand seeing one of my babies become a meme.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Chef on February 12, 2009, 09:06:46 PM
We gotta get TEM in here pronto. If he were dead, he'd be spinning in his grave.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on February 12, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
>:(
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on February 13, 2009, 01:07:54 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FInternetMimi2.jpg&hash=c9644b3f1818696498477ee7f2102ea5)

I know I just posted this in another topic, but it somehow seems to fit here.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 13, 2009, 07:38:18 PM
Yesterday (I believe it was on the SNUCK thread), I encountered this bizzare trio:

Hyphy Quiz
So you think you know Hyphy? Take the Quiz & prove yourself!
QuizChallenge.net

Keak Da Sneak Copium Tracks
Great Deals! Thousands of Stores Buy Smart and Save with Confidence
shopping.yahoo.com

Een uitstapje?
Maak een ontspannen uitstapje naar Disneyland Parijs.
www.disneylandparis.nl
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 19, 2009, 11:24:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-cdn.mediaplex.com%2F0%2F8975%2F160x600_GetToasty_F_012609.jpg&hash=92e132c2e20204aa2b734a9feb28f3a4)

If she's really cold, she should put some pants on.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Sapphira on February 22, 2009, 09:39:19 PM
@ Boba Fett shirts: TEM, you should sue them. Literally. They're stealing your copyrighted material and profiting from it. A person's original art/work/etc. is automatically copyrighted by him or her unless he or she specifically states otherwise. What they're doing is totally illegal.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on February 22, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
Since when did TEM copyright it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Sapphira on February 22, 2009, 10:08:38 PM
If you create something (photograph, artwork, written work, etc.), it's automatically copyrighted by you, even if you never specifically said it's copyrighted by you. TEM made the picture (and took the photograph from which it was made, I believe); therefore it's © TEM, and he owns the rights to the picture.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 22, 2009, 10:12:47 PM
I wonder if that would hold up in court. I mean, it should, but on the other hand, it's 4chan lolz
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 22, 2009, 10:33:04 PM
"The court will now hear the case of TEM v. Trollshop Shirts..."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 23, 2009, 03:45:26 PM
I do think that TEM should sue, for real, or, failing that, get them to settle out of court for something approaching their total profit made off the Boba Fett shirts. Of course, that would pretty much squeeze all funniness out of the picture, so it's a case of cursed if you do, cursed if you don't.

The moral?

Memes suck.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on February 23, 2009, 04:41:07 PM
In the spirit of Harvey Ball I decided to let it enter the public domain.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 23, 2009, 11:03:45 PM
Memes take in air sharply.
Fixed. Hey, just trying to help Sapphira.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 24, 2009, 12:00:25 AM
Wait what the heck? Sapphira is editing posts that are already covered by the autocensor?

There are certain expressions that have existed for quite some time that don't need to be edited, especially when they are already censored for those who use the censor.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 25, 2009, 05:50:08 AM
It's even funnier since it's a BIBLICAL EXPRESSION.

Holy crap, sometimes I really want to leave this forum.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 27, 2009, 08:30:08 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPetiZe6itSGpgEQ2AUYWjIIL4e8RDCQF0w&hash=db498546f8df895c1b73021761e3ec6b)

How can anybody, aside from perhaps serial killers, be "unfit to date", and how is that determined by anybody?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 27, 2009, 09:37:47 AM
Maybe if they're married... or sterile... or Polish...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 04, 2009, 08:37:37 AM
There was a banner ad for one of those survey things on GoNintendo earlier. It had a ? Block lookalike on it.
Got it!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.fmpub.net%2Fbanners%2F1%2Fbc98d152792e53487bfb079143a1bae0%2Fgameblock-300x250-ul-eng-nul.gif&hash=d5a744d01a742c8b3b6974749bfb5db3)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on March 04, 2009, 06:27:42 PM
It's those schizophrenic members that have multiple accounts. That is who they are deleting.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2009, 11:57:49 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chupnet.com%2Fimages%2Foriginal%2520boy.png&hash=3b34e3124a6d346fa97042e7880c7ab1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 12, 2009, 08:17:12 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLb00LvC5ZHF-AEQ2AUYWjIIayvqwVa4y2U&hash=f03c3ed2750c86de31b472531faceb76)

Apparently I'm the kind of drunk that drinks liquified LSD. And is probably one of the varieties of female Naruto.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 12, 2009, 10:27:56 PM
This banner implies that there aren't different kinds of drunks, but different kinds of being drunk. Hmm.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 13, 2009, 06:52:56 AM
Online breathalyzers are indeed an untapped market.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: dc804 on March 14, 2009, 07:28:05 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Rao on March 18, 2009, 11:50:23 PM
Not a perfect crop, but...
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg16.imageshack.us%2Fimg16%2F218%2F80529455.png&hash=228b28da29309d403832c91b1a166a44)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 19, 2009, 07:50:27 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPetiZe6itSGpgEQ2AUYWjIIL4e8RDCQF0w&hash=db498546f8df895c1b73021761e3ec6b)

How can anybody, aside from perhaps serial killers, be "unfit to date", and how is that determined by anybody?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Rao on March 19, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
Whoops.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 19, 2009, 11:37:06 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 19, 2009, 07:24:46 PM
Never forget, right?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 22, 2009, 11:11:05 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNP8wtP9-O7t4gEQ2AUYTzIIA0BiNBJZ0Hs&hash=c2ed17e95e172276d8fd638c7c0d72b4)

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*waits for someone to make a worthy joke about trolling supermarkets*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 23, 2009, 07:35:21 AM
I swear to God I saw both of those ads today and said "maybe I should post those." Great minds mock alike, I guess.

As for trolling supermarkets, they do sell Spam...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 23, 2009, 11:42:39 AM
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Any other takers?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 23, 2009, 02:20:19 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 23, 2009, 03:39:18 PM
I object to the racial implications of that ad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 27, 2009, 02:25:34 PM
Ditch Mario, Play as Rafa
Sick of playing kids' games? Play w/ pros in EA Grand Slam Tennis
tennis.easports.com


OH SNAP
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on March 27, 2009, 03:03:59 PM
THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN MY FRIENDS
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 02, 2009, 05:46:35 PM
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Really? I mean... really?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: SolidShroom on April 02, 2009, 09:24:32 PM
I know, right. What's an ad about power ballads without Poison?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on April 04, 2009, 10:52:01 PM
MOTORIN

WHATS YOUR PRICE FOR FLITE
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 05, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
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Broads deserve to be free.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 05, 2009, 08:35:10 PM
This showed up on the "Interesting Facts About You" thread (guess why):

Anti Pirate Water Cannons
Stop pirates from gaining access to your ship or yacht today!
www.piratesafe.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 05, 2009, 11:56:50 PM
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Go out! To hunt! And! Satisfy! Your thirst!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 07, 2009, 07:27:30 AM
Shrooms
DARK Mushroom Spore Syringes Exotic Strains From The Globe
www.earthstongue.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on April 07, 2009, 02:45:37 PM
That's the plot for the next Michael Crichton novel.

...too soon?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 07, 2009, 09:19:55 PM
Too soon to start joking about a dead guy?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgonintendo.com%2Fwp-content%2Fphotos%2Fthumb_adp.jpg&hash=3d5c47e0a393f6b6e552d357a88405b3)

At times like this, can you say anything but "weird"?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on April 08, 2009, 07:29:35 PM
Sign up for Ann Coulter, now Ann Coulter-free!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 08, 2009, 08:04:17 PM
...too soon?
Or too late?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 08, 2009, 11:22:02 PM
You'd have to pay me to read Ann Coulter.

EDIT: Found on the Nuclear Weapons thread:

Terrorism Studies Degree
Online terrorism studies program. Earn a certificate. Apply online.
www.apus.edu/terrorism-studies
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 12, 2009, 05:40:21 PM
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                        ^Ninjobama? ...Wut?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on April 12, 2009, 06:06:17 PM
                                                                                                                                                                  v Sexy Yoda
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            ^ Samauri Jack?                                                                                                            ^ I can't actually click this
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 14, 2009, 10:09:05 AM
This was on Something Awful, and I assumed at first it was a gag ad. Oh, it's not.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKCNlpH8yZ2qahCsAhjvATIIjfuE8WnbtPk&hash=f297469cff886602294e1f2cdbc9c018)

EDIT: Concerning plentyoffish.com, I just figured out that it's supposed to be "Plenty of Fish", not "Plenty Offish". I assumed it referred to the physical attractiveness of those who would visit the site, "offish" being an adjective denoting homely looks. Of course, that seemed somewhat self-detrimental, but I supposed that was a gimmick of sorts.

EDIT 2:

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This is what happens when you let the Sunday School class design your dating website's banner.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 27, 2009, 08:27:07 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 05, 2009, 07:34:12 AM
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EDIT: Okay, well... at least for me, that's not working, so here's some more:

Antivirus 360 Removal
So Easy My Granny Can Do it Takes 2 Minutes - Learn How Now!
Spyware-Assistance.org

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 10, 2009, 10:10:16 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 11, 2009, 06:34:18 AM
...The only question being, "Do you like this ad?"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 11, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
It's pretty GAYCORE if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 13, 2009, 05:35:56 PM
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I still like this one.

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Are these images supposed to be related? Is this one of Sergei Eisenstein's experiments with montage?

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Queso?

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8 out of 10 guys try to get to second base with the girl while she's still inside the computer. Don't be like those guys. Be patient.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 22, 2009, 05:43:08 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 22, 2009, 07:29:19 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 23, 2009, 10:05:00 AM
This one killed me.
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Um, how bout none of them?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 23, 2009, 05:21:40 PM
I think some of my testosterone just died.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 24, 2009, 01:56:33 AM
I'm guessing you'd have to smell pretty strong to smell like anything at all to him. Doesn't Edward Cullen Robert Pattiwhatever not wash his hair? Like, ever? Weren't the people on the set supposedly complaining about it? At least that's what I heard.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 24, 2009, 04:10:19 PM
Would you ever wash your hair again if it had touched his hunky head?

I would.  Five hundred times.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 25, 2009, 03:12:27 AM
It's supposed to be from the book. Like he can smell blood and if you're Bella than your blood is supposed to smell heavenly or some crap. I'm not a Twilight fan, but it's a reference from the book.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 25, 2009, 05:01:33 AM
Wait, is Edward Cullen the name of the actor or the character? Or both?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 25, 2009, 07:22:44 AM
Character.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 25, 2009, 09:12:35 AM
Robert Pattison (or something) is the actor. He played Cedric Diggory in The Goblet of Fire and I guess they've got him set as Salvador Dali for some movie...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Jman on May 26, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
I consider myself lucky.  Right now all I'm getting is an ad for DS games being sold on eBay.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on May 27, 2009, 06:53:48 PM
My wife read the book and made me sit through the movie. I was not impressed.

Though, that line when they were out playing baseball was pretty funny. You brough a snack.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 27, 2009, 09:06:09 PM
Right as I enter this thread...

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Cue flood of emo girls in three, two...

EDIT: Oh, look, an alternate version.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 28, 2009, 01:51:52 AM
The Twilight movie was funny, unintentionally though, cause it wasn't supposed to be.

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Because discussing whether Billy Joe or Nick Jonas is cuter is so very interesting.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Jman on May 28, 2009, 09:45:16 AM
Not so lucky today.  I've got an ad for Twilight vs Harry Potter.  I don't give two dragonballs about either.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 28, 2009, 09:51:49 AM
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Also, there's an eBay ad right now for these pink Wii Wheels, but eBay ads are all weird and stuff so I'd have to just do Print Screen and upload and blah blah to show the whole thing and I'm not in the mood right now.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Rao on May 28, 2009, 11:17:24 AM
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OMG def Jonas Bros theyre so hawt I love them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 29, 2009, 03:01:02 AM
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Haha.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 29, 2009, 07:39:07 AM
Must be a pretty slow rise--I've been going to school with those chumps for about five years.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 29, 2009, 10:46:18 AM
Is that really emo hair? I thought their thing was that they were sad. That looks like goofy happy hair.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 29, 2009, 05:07:21 PM
Yeah, that looks more like hippie Medusa to me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 29, 2009, 05:33:39 PM
Who cares? We all know who the real hearthrobs in music are:

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 29, 2009, 05:38:06 PM
Marilyn Manson looks kind of like David Bowie if he'd been dead for ten years.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 29, 2009, 05:46:34 PM
What's all this about Marilyn Manson? The above images are of Elton John, your mom and Keith Richards. Seriously.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on May 29, 2009, 06:49:52 PM
Marilyn Manson

Post #666!!!!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 30, 2009, 12:29:35 AM
That hair looks more like scene than anything else.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 30, 2009, 07:30:19 AM
scene
I still can't believe there's a sub-subculture that's just Pompous Rainbow Emos.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 30, 2009, 10:45:08 AM
I still can't believe there's a sub-subculture that's just Pompous Rainbow Emos.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 30, 2009, 10:51:07 AM
Yeah, I know what it looks like (I'm assuming that's why you posted that).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 30, 2009, 11:13:19 AM
Nah, I just posted it cause I wanted to put a picture with your quote.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 30, 2009, 12:01:41 PM
Yeah, that actually looks pretty cool. The one in the banner is just silly, though. I kinda prefer the face of the banner lady, but I have a feeling she's a guy. Then again, I guess the odds of that are just as good with the other picture too, so... yeah.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 30, 2009, 09:30:55 PM
In that case, I'm glad I didn't go with my Plan B post: "I'd hit that."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 31, 2009, 04:38:27 AM
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What about her?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 31, 2009, 06:37:56 AM
Eh.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 31, 2009, 05:01:57 PM
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Come on Brian, you know you would.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 31, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
Is that the same, uh, person?

New thread proposal: People post pictures of girls and I critique.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 31, 2009, 10:15:15 PM
I'll do it but your critiques are going to need to be a heck of a lot better than

Eh.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 31, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
Okay, maybe critique was too strong a word.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on May 31, 2009, 10:50:14 PM
I'd hit that two ways to Sunday!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 31, 2009, 11:53:45 PM
Maybe you'd like her better with straight hair.

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 01, 2009, 06:59:04 AM
Hey, as long as she and her hair are disease-free and above the age of consent her country of origin, I'm all up for some.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 01, 2009, 07:05:02 AM
If I don't start seeing some less androgynous pictures this thread's going to have to be changed to "What Is Up With These Lads?"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 01, 2009, 09:13:51 AM
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Maybe she's a little flat, but you still can't deny that she's totally a girl.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 01, 2009, 10:15:10 AM
Don't hit it!--

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 01, 2009, 10:34:48 AM
SPOILER ALERT

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 01, 2009, 11:28:33 AM
At the risk of losing some man-cred, I actually kinda like their music.

I wouldn't hit it, though.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 01, 2009, 12:38:05 PM
Saying you like Tokio Hotel will lose you more man-cred than being a woman.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 01, 2009, 04:40:17 PM
Someone please tell me that's not the same guy those last four pictures were of... (sans Ackbar)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 01, 2009, 05:49:42 PM
So, what exactly is it that draws girls to guys who look more effeminate than they themselves? It'd be nice if there were actual girls on the internet so we could enquire with one about this matter.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 01, 2009, 05:51:35 PM
You'll have to settle for the FBI agents posing as them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Black Mage on June 01, 2009, 06:09:11 PM
This thread proves that life is one dangerous game.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 01, 2009, 06:12:23 PM
You'll have to settle for the FBI agents posing as them.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fdc%2FDateline.gif&hash=6d07cd6d23f754e19c5fd058be701ed7)

You rang?

My apologies for my recent habit of posting quasi-topical images with every comment I submit. Anyways...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 01, 2009, 08:33:48 PM
So, what exactly is it that draws girls to guys who look more effeminate than they themselves? It'd be nice if there were actual girls on the internet so we could enquire with one about this matter.

Some girls like extremely meterosexual guys. Bill Kraulitz swears up and down that he's straight which is debatable as far as I'm concerned. He also sings and girls tend to be attracted to guys who sing/make music/rap, no matter how they look. Take Lil Wayne for example.

Back on topic...
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 02, 2009, 04:50:30 AM
I've seen a lot of girls talking about how hot it would be if Bill did it with his twin brother (who's also in the band). So there's that. Implied twincest yaoi is big in Germany, apparently.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 02, 2009, 10:10:25 PM
World Peace is Coming
Peace is coming to this war torn world. Here is the good news.
RealTruth.org/World_To_Come


Oh, good.

Coffee Fool Exposed
A shocking secret coffee co's don't want you to know.
www.coffeefool.com


I picture a jester crossed with a barista.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 03, 2009, 02:10:48 AM
Dude, it's not just over there. Girls here like...Jonascest

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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2009, 02:37:25 PM
ITS FIVE, COUNTING THE WORD EYE

IM SO BADASS
Title: also the exclamation point is an upside down i they use it in spanish
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 03, 2009, 04:03:42 PM
ITS FIVE, COUNTING THE WORD EYE

IM SO BADASS
there are is in american and this you lose
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 03, 2009, 04:23:53 PM
I am America and so can you!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 12, 2009, 09:14:31 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 14, 2009, 05:52:22 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPuNkczs0df48AEQoAEY2AQyCIC1AdMRmYrp&hash=f828cf5103d87eab1340ebade7512fae)

It's not so much the ad as it is the game itself. Has anyone heard of this game and, if so, can someone please fill me in on what in the world is going on here?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 15, 2009, 07:05:50 AM
I saw it on Destructoid. It's some sort of bad-guy RTS/Dig Dug thing.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 15, 2009, 07:16:58 AM
Yeah, but... is that really the name?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCM39hO2JkfeeKBDYBRhPMghcFyTOPFL56A&hash=b682c5262bc8444492580ef985306eaa)

Good thing it's free. Otherwise, they'd have to... Pay to Gay.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 15, 2009, 08:14:28 AM
I get this weird feeling that if you took all three guys and combined their features you'd get Vince Offer.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 15, 2009, 03:04:16 PM
There's one set of nuts I won't be loving.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 15, 2009, 04:02:29 PM
OH MY GOODNESS -- LEGO SLAPCHOP

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthatsfantasty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F03%2F70bc2536abd4e67c0d7f03ec60cca73f81728601.jpg&hash=9214640d98b7cf32f6cc451f1280f8ba)

"You're gonna love my bricks!"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 15, 2009, 07:36:38 PM
That's probably the greatest thing I've seen in recent memory.

On a separate note, I think the guy's name is Vince Shlomi... and I've had this urge to see some sort of crossover between him and Vince Clortho's (incarnate via Louis Tully) dialogue in GhostBusters.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Chef on June 15, 2009, 07:42:14 PM
Last I checked his name was Vinz Clortho.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 15, 2009, 08:01:43 PM
He was born in Israel as Vince Shlomi, but changed it to "Offer" to match his fast-talkin' salesperson persona in America. However, there have been rumours that he intends to change his name to Vince "IHireProstitutesAndPayThemInBeatings" Offer to capitalize on his latest claim to fame (http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/ShamWow+arrested+after+hotel+fight+with+woman+Smoking/1436935/story.html).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Captain Jim on June 15, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
You do realize she tried to bite off his tongue, right? Whenever someone beats up a hooker, no one considers that it was the hooker's fault.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 15, 2009, 08:23:36 PM
You've got a point there, guy. At any rate, the matter was resolved within four frames of verbal exchange.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2F7%2F79%2FVincetonguewow.jpg&hash=9b4ba355f613a05e4d07b83e6e4dbae1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2009, 03:55:08 PM
Ho had it comin'. Ain't no ***** gonna try and bite my boy Vince's tongue off.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 16, 2009, 03:59:41 PM
You say it, mah nizzle. Fight the power.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 16, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
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Unless it's part of the joke, what would trigger a German ad for The Hangover?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on June 17, 2009, 01:01:59 PM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 18, 2009, 02:55:08 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 18, 2009, 08:25:44 AM
We'd better not be going back and doing old bad ads, now...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 20, 2009, 08:42:34 PM
I'm sold. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMj4R5PeOvI)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 20, 2009, 10:59:02 PM
If it comes with that Swedish narrator, I'm sold as well. Ees goot to know dat eets safe for da genitals, ya?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 22, 2009, 02:27:53 AM
I watched with no sound and I feel uncomfortable.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 24, 2009, 02:02:09 PM
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay.



You really need to see this attached one in action to get the full effect, though. Let me know when you see it in its natural habitat (I found it while looking up Magic School Bus fanfics on fanfiction.net, if that helps).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 24, 2009, 03:10:55 PM
I see nothing wrong with that last one.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on June 30, 2009, 04:47:56 AM
I double taked when I saw this.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on June 30, 2009, 07:13:01 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 30, 2009, 07:46:02 PM
Well, Kuromatsu beat me to it, but...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCP6R-sLMyJ-7iQEQ2AUYTzIIIzkZELrfJ5s&hash=ed429f822d2925321f4e3a773fea0f45)

In the immortal words of that awkward Punch-Out!! promo, HELLZ YEAH!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 30, 2009, 10:22:12 PM
...Has anyone played it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on June 30, 2009, 10:33:33 PM
Where's the link?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 02, 2009, 02:05:30 AM
Oh, come on. The land of the True North, Strong and Free has at least another decade or two before this becomes correct:
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on July 02, 2009, 06:40:37 AM
Canada joined the Organization of American States (OAS) in 1990.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 03, 2009, 07:49:01 AM
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Everyone's cashing in on MJ's death now.

I keep reading their slogan like it's supposed to be like "We put the 'America' in 'Hats.'" when there's no 'America' in 'Hats.'
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 06, 2009, 10:51:55 AM
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So, those one cent stocks turn into 6 cent stocks! Wow.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 06, 2009, 11:27:27 AM
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Recycled from YLYL Thread, but I always thought it was pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 06, 2009, 05:38:47 PM
There's a series of these on myspace, all featuring different creeps:

<img src="http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr176/its_brailey/Picture2.png>
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 06, 2009, 06:28:31 PM
He looks like a fine, upstanding gentleman. I'd have him date my daughter any day... or date me, for that matter! Oho!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 06, 2009, 06:38:21 PM
I lost RONG THRED giggle
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: jdaster64 on July 06, 2009, 06:54:44 PM
I find it funny Super Mario Flash is getting ads here and other places... I found out about it a year and a half ago, and for a month or two it was the coolest thing.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 08, 2009, 08:43:11 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 08, 2009, 11:12:01 AM
I'm assuming they deliver it from other peoples' heads, and that big picture is the "before"?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 09, 2009, 03:54:38 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F84%2Faf%2Fa3%2F77%2F84afa37778a71ebb72a55f786ca08cf9.jpg&hash=4aa540e2bf4085205b2c0eb657716431)

Now we're talking
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on July 16, 2009, 11:24:41 PM
It's all-gay, bro.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 17, 2009, 12:10:51 PM
I pity the antiquated oldster in search of a vacation who assumes that means "happy".

Also, sex sells, but am I the only one who thinks those Evony ads are unsubtle to the point of being off-putting?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 17, 2009, 02:15:16 PM
They were tolerable in my books until they began using a Mariah Carey lookalike:
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 17, 2009, 03:45:56 PM
I think that's a blank face with eyes painted on.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 17, 2009, 06:58:10 PM
Who's looking at the face?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 17, 2009, 10:04:04 PM
...Well, me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 19, 2009, 09:44:52 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi481.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Frr176%2Fits_brailey%2FPicture1-1.png&hash=5d31c36756e9e184b1d869193a5f5a4d)

The disco stick long florescent light bulb was actually changing colors...
I want to post all of the AA ads in here. They're all so unnecessary.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 19, 2009, 10:40:45 AM
I immediately thought of Lady Ga Ga.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 19, 2009, 12:15:26 PM
I want to take a ride on your disco stick, ShadowBrian.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 19, 2009, 11:02:35 PM
The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 20, 2009, 04:15:59 PM
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Lord Voldemont Fan?
Don't Miss New FOX Show "Glee" Premieres Sept 16th at 9/8c on FOX
fox.com/glee (http://fox.com/glee)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 21, 2009, 02:00:10 PM
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*shot*
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on July 21, 2009, 11:53:21 PM
I was chuckling, but then stopped when I hit the 9. :/
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 22, 2009, 03:16:20 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 22, 2009, 09:06:23 AM
People will catch on when they follow through with that and realize the controller is larger than their GameCube.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 22, 2009, 10:14:56 AM
By the way, in case anyone didn't realize it, Bing is the new name of Microsoft Live Search.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2009, 10:32:16 AM
Lol.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 22, 2009, 11:01:07 AM
The supposedly un-confused and straightforward search engine.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: SolidShroom on July 22, 2009, 11:33:53 AM
I don't understand the problem with Google. It works fine as long as you're not a moron.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2009, 01:06:40 PM
Microsoft thinks you're a moron then.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 22, 2009, 01:58:12 PM
That would explain a lot.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 22, 2009, 02:24:59 PM
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Not sure if this has been posted before, and I didn't feel like going back through all 51 pages to check.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: SolidShroom on July 22, 2009, 04:36:41 PM
The bush in the bottom right completely ruins the illusion in that version of the picture.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 22, 2009, 06:13:42 PM
I think I lost in several ways.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2009, 07:12:55 PM
The bush in the bottom right completely ruins the illusion in that version of the picture.

It's a tattoo.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 22, 2009, 09:55:22 PM
The bush

Irony ahoy, cap'n!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 24, 2009, 11:40:08 AM
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The only Spanish phrases you need to survive are "Necesito comida," "Necesito agua," "Lo siento, soy americano," and "Tengo el montezuma." And "Por favor, no habla tan rapido" can help too.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Captain Jim on July 29, 2009, 12:20:07 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Reading on July 30, 2009, 11:39:26 AM
I haven't seen any of those "Evony" ads for the last few days. Which is a relief.

I remember when those ads first appeared and got progressively more suggestive. I imagine this was the thought process of the people putting out those ads...

"OK, we've just made a totally generic online game! Let's put out an ad with a knight on it to make it look cool!"

"...No one's signed up? All right, let's a put a girl on there instead and see what we get."

"...Still nothing? Let's make that girl a lot more suggestive. That'll get people!"

"...No one again? All right. Let's fill the entire ad with that suggestive lady and just put the name in one little corner."

"...Still no one? OK, forget it."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 30, 2009, 03:55:16 PM
Actually not a terrible game.  Only the ads are awful.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 30, 2009, 04:04:15 PM
You're saying you fell for them? Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 30, 2009, 04:10:00 PM
You're saying you fell for them?

the ads are awful.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 30, 2009, 04:50:02 PM
Evony: Recommended by Kingdom Hearts-loving religious fundamentalist ultro-conservatives everywhere so you know it's good
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 30, 2009, 04:54:58 PM
Unsuccessful Trolling: Reccomended by fatties who love to play with their Easy Bake ovens everywhere so yeah
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 30, 2009, 05:17:42 PM
Unsuccessful Comebacks: They're funny so keep making them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 30, 2009, 05:54:35 PM
FALRLGALGHLAGLHALRRGLA: GLAHRFLRLFALGRLALFGRL
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 30, 2009, 09:58:06 PM
Colons: Only Weegee bolds them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 30, 2009, 10:51:57 PM
Details: Only CrossEyed notices them. And thinks that three is an odd number.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 30, 2009, 11:27:46 PM
Crappy Motivational Poster Parodies: What these posts are starting to resemble.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 30, 2009, 11:33:18 PM
I was just thinking the exact same thing: I was.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 31, 2009, 06:49:40 AM
Look at this duck: Look at it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 31, 2009, 07:09:41 AM
These ads: What is up with them?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 31, 2009, 09:41:52 AM
Airplane Food: What's up with that?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: SolidShroom on July 31, 2009, 02:03:31 PM
.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 31, 2009, 04:36:55 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh3.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSnNwMxrYf7I%2FAAAAAAAACWo%2FvFheTZ987Lg%2Fs800%2Fattache.jpg&hash=123d1560ca8e02702dd0b7735f190dd2)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 31, 2009, 05:22:01 PM
Well, I'd at least like to thank SolidShroom for being the first person to put me in a faux-motivational poster.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 31, 2009, 08:06:37 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg55.imageshack.us%2Fimg55%2F7505%2Ffauxster.png&hash=df9b3b245ab88463ae4dec031d3b35c5)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 31, 2009, 08:13:18 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh4.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSnOidmi6hSI%2FAAAAAAAACWw%2F-2nd7kCVxAc%2Fs800%2Fglorbisright.jpg&hash=b35f0eac2ec6b6812f7e95e430395e40)

...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh6.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSnOi815T5RI%2FAAAAAAAACW0%2FI2_fXVmgJCE%2Fs800%2Fhypocrisy.jpg&hash=320f2d7dc5600490ef4b92e33600cd23)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: SolidShroom on August 01, 2009, 01:03:14 AM
Is CrossEyed7 aware that you have to click on an attached image to make it more visible?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on August 01, 2009, 04:50:23 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FInternetMimi2.jpg&hash=c9644b3f1818696498477ee7f2102ea5)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 01, 2009, 09:01:25 AM
What is the point of attachments, anyway?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 01, 2009, 09:02:26 AM
For people who dont want to take the extra minute and a half to go on imageshack.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 01, 2009, 09:05:07 AM
I'm suddenly imagining some language where everyone talks like a motivational poster.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 01, 2009, 05:49:25 PM
Motivationese: The language of champions.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 04, 2009, 03:19:30 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fc3.openx.org%2F10a2aa158d282a76b3130224da72287c.gif&hash=5ba685182d177caef8f7fa9634c65d9b)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 04, 2009, 02:13:35 PM
oh god nothing is
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 05, 2009, 05:16:24 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fb4%2F67%2F34%2F0d%2Fb467340d96fcb02fc13b31a3c341d2b5.gif&hash=0e51d41f7a1efe747425beb0196576de)

Is Transformers 2 Racist?
Mudflap And Skidz Are Just The Tip Of The Iceberg. Discuss.
www.UGO.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2009, 08:06:57 AM
Actually, Mudflap and Skidz are just about as racist as the movie gets. Which is to say, very very racist.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2009, 08:58:55 AM
I do hope no one is being serious when they talk about those two being racist.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F0a%2Fe4%2F87%2Fdf%2F0ae487df1a5044b2b95ecbb239bb3e20.gif&hash=2892a14e418424a131357ed1050ebe47)

On a related note, along with Transporter 3, my mom rented and liked Twilight while "the rest of us" were on the 50-miler. And then she watched with my dad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2009, 10:24:42 AM
Watching Twilight will turn you into a girl. This has been proven.

And Mudflap and Skidz/s act exactly like stereotypes of inner-city black people, complete with oversized gold teeth and ears. I don't care if they're not human, that's some blackface minstrel-show [dukar] right there.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 08, 2009, 02:47:36 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.download.advertise.myspace.com%2F08%2Fc0%2F5c%2F3bc05c55c4f71f44e2a24b76de31d090_final.jpg&hash=00f3b0523253517673aeb7b5be2566a1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2009, 05:04:04 PM
Obviously he's not wearing his Compression Boxers.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 08, 2009, 06:08:38 PM
Or he was looking at Lizard Dude when he posed for the ad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on August 08, 2009, 10:40:38 PM
Or that's where they compress to.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 13, 2009, 07:14:31 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLiptai4svmiAhCsAhjvATIIyhqMuXx-nYA&hash=57c307da8e796a6efff4fe7a195121d7) (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNmyiu2ax4HQngEQrAIY-gEyCGjvJ0DF5ZlR&hash=5bb6f7b8707bfc3956b3eb3f45aaade6)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPSohdLutYbdhwEQ2AUYWjIIZrfeP16-kPA&hash=ea0419b5eb3db3bd7cacf2650cd99ed6)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 15, 2009, 02:15:20 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg522.imageshack.us%2Fimg522%2F4028%2Fevonyboooooooobs.png&hash=3be52a7b67b0650556c65d44b32d1fbe)

They're just trying too hard now.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 15, 2009, 02:34:17 PM
The irony is that there's probably not any even mildly suggestive content in the game. Did you find that on TMK?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 15, 2009, 02:51:04 PM
Nope. Found it while looking for a torrent of Fist of God by MSTRKRFT.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 15, 2009, 03:47:03 PM
I think I almost lost.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 16, 2009, 12:41:09 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb1.adbrite.com%2Fiads%2F327308.jpg&hash=b7fc4234527b75842e9220e835cdf4c0) (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSogz1grGvFI%2FAAAAAAAACZs%2FYUImEMZE2vs%2Fs800%2Flikegirls.png&hash=20c8f7d62e64debbf602359b66a9d139)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 16, 2009, 02:10:53 PM
I did some research, and... wait, so that Evony ad is real?

It's not a banner ad, but speaking of controversial advertisements (http://gamepolitics.com/2009/08/11/report-porn-ads-game-mags-uk-publisher)...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on August 16, 2009, 03:17:07 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fb1.adbrite.com%2Fiads%2F327308.jpg&hash=b7fc4234527b75842e9220e835cdf4c0) (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSogz1grGvFI%2FAAAAAAAACZs%2FYUImEMZE2vs%2Fs800%2Flikegirls.png&hash=20c8f7d62e64debbf602359b66a9d139)
So, if I like girls I'll be able to socialize and connect with people who also like girls. 
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 17, 2009, 09:42:06 AM
Was Jesus a Jew?
He believed there is a devil! See how He became the supreme Jew.
www.paulamoses.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 18, 2009, 09:14:06 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNPb57Oqg67VJhDYBRhPMghLqyN0Nb3j6A&hash=0c8c87623a7e93fba5b321e24854ab66)

I'm thinking there's a hidden world between those gates, if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 19, 2009, 08:55:54 PM
.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2009, 04:39:07 AM
You just made that yourself, didn't you?

Wassup with Advertising?
Listen & talk with the leaders. Register Now- be there Apr 24th!
www.adwakening2009.com

I'm A Fungi T-Shirt
Get It On A T-Shirt, Hoodie, Or Bag All Sizes For Men, Women, & Kids.
www.NoiseBot.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2009, 06:51:32 AM
Sadly, no.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2009, 06:59:40 AM
Be Hero With Super Mario
Super Mario's Online Adventures. Play Now w/Free Games Toolbar!
SuperMario.Inbox.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2009, 10:36:21 AM
Wassup with Advertising?

This should be this thread's new title.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2009, 10:52:57 AM
Hello Kitty Must Die
View our Hello Kitty Parody Store Buy Fun Clothing and Apparel Here
GoodbyeKitty.net

It just occurred to me that this would be a good thread for adbots to hide in.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 20, 2009, 02:30:45 PM
As you've all probably guessed, the game Evony isn't all that popular and so they keep changing the ads to be increasingly provactive and increasingly less descriptive. Well, it looks like they still aren't doing that well, because take a look at this...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F24%2F8d%2Fd1%2F50%2F248dd150e15ffaa25d882a634502c05c.jpg&hash=1c81e63fd3ec0a6636be66e295352d85)

Translation: DO NOT PLAY EVONY.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2009, 03:17:06 PM
Eventually it's just going to be a looped gif of two naked chicks making out with no words or slogans on it anywhere.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2009, 03:57:40 PM
My Husband Almost Died...
When I earned $48,842 in 30 days. & Now he works for ME! I proved...
Plan-B-Pros.com/Real-Home-Business

How many things can you find wrong with this? I count at least 6.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2009, 04:08:35 PM
Oh my god.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 21, 2009, 12:01:32 AM
WUT WUT TO THE HIZZY
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 21, 2009, 12:09:14 AM
As you've all probably guessed, the game Evony isn't all that popular
Maybe not, but I've seen Evony mentioned on every site I go to that's remotely related to videogames. It's just like PETA. The ads are so "bad" that everyone is constantly discussing them. Well guess what.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on August 21, 2009, 10:47:58 PM
Two people at my work play that game, one nerdy dude and one kind of hot chick. When I catch them talking about it I say, "sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 21, 2009, 10:52:22 PM
Objectification of women, lol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evony#Advertising_campaign)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 21, 2009, 10:53:59 PM
"sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."

I say that whenever anybody brings up anime, comic books, video games besides Mario, Tetris and Halo, movies more than a month old, music I don't listen to, or jokes I don't get around me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Chef on August 22, 2009, 05:40:43 AM
Two people at my work play that game, one nerdy dude and one kind of hot chick. When I catch them talking about it I say, "sure is nerdy over here all of a sudden."

The bolded part raises more questions than answers.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2009, 06:19:51 AM
Free Mario Protection
AVG LinkScanner® Scans For Threats Before You Click. Get It Free Now!
LinkScanner.AVG.com/Free_Security
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 22, 2009, 10:51:35 AM
That looks more like free Link protection than Mario protection...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 22, 2009, 03:07:02 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOabs5votYrpFxCgARjCBDII2iFsGDcwN_E&hash=9e75b5835e5e3e0b8c42c72f219c3a55)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: coolkid on August 22, 2009, 05:01:33 PM
http://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Hot-singles-are-waiting-for-me/page/1/  (http://forum.starmen.net/forum/General/Discussion/Hot-singles-are-waiting-for-me/page/1/)
/\ Relevancy!

Also, whilst watching The Simpsons on the comp IN A COMPLETELY LEGAL MANNER I SWEAR, I came across an Evony ad when I paused.
I seriously think they've been stooping WAY too low for the ad campaign. I can seriously imagine some 45 year old loser clicking the ad all like YES YES FREEPO- aw, just some freakin' online game for nerds!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 22, 2009, 05:18:52 PM
I played Evony for a while, I'm not ashamed to say.  Pretty fun, but dreadfully boring once you get so far into it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 22, 2009, 05:23:16 PM
The (de-)Evolution of Evony Ads:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.gawker.com%2Fassets%2Fimages%2Fgawker%2F2009%2F07%2Fevony-ad-1-thumb.jpg&hash=71189050d6132461ab9054d1043de936)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.gossipgamers.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fevony-ad-4.jpg&hash=082fdd346cf25f5b51aeb964aa17c6e6)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F9.media.tumblr.com%2FvkZNIX0TMpqtrgb6XgUZrilKo1_250.jpg&hash=017bc5f9ff09982961b0e3703e2b012d)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dagbladet.no%2Fspill%2Fblogg%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fevony-ad-2-alt.jpg&hash=a450c5ecbbdc46d8c59aa54f50a46e79)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.teamteabag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F07%2Fevony-ad-5.jpg&hash=c514b343c2a34ccfc280d3d49a9d7848)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi29.tinypic.com%2F6zx9c2.jpg&hash=53e47732c09eb81a21703b912670a578)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontexts.org%2Fsocimages%2Ffiles%2F2009%2F07%2F504x_evony-ad-6-thumb.jpg&hash=bdab68bb7dcb2d53f16fcdc168ef3fdc)

Fun fact: The actual game doesn't even feature any women aside from the player's avatar (http://www.onlinemassivelymultiplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/civony.jpg), if the player feels so inclined as to be depicted as one.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: The linked image features a logo saying "Civony", which is just Evony's old name.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 22, 2009, 08:43:49 PM
The devolution was a bit more gradual than that, but props for piecing that together. In fact, somebody should make a comprehensive timeline of every Evony ad for comparative purposes.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 22, 2009, 09:04:48 PM
A semi-complete, uh, list (http://gawker.com/5313579/everything-wrong-with-the-internet-in-one-gaming-banner-ad-campaign/gallery/?skyline=true&s=x) (Weegee pretty much covered it, though I thought----and I suppose it would make sense, but who knows--those last two would be in reverse order).

Yeah, as I understand it, it's just a sucky medival sim literally cobbled together from various other games in both style and substance.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 23, 2009, 07:12:36 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg194.imageshack.us%2Fimg194%2F282%2Fwhutwhutwhaaaat.png&hash=129774dbdf069fd50ba5a1aaad72a86a)

What???

Are we going back in time now?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 23, 2009, 09:37:40 PM
Video Games Accessories
Nintenodo Wii, Playstation 3, Xbox. 360 Accessories & more!
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Title: (this is my 2000th post)
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 24, 2009, 06:37:18 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.movieposter.com%2Fposters%2Farchive%2Fmain%2F3%2Fb70-1593&hash=f8be3152a4df86349c38fd2281bf13e2)

lol, wimmin
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 24, 2009, 08:14:59 AM
It's CrossEyed7 2000. He's bigger, better, faster and stronger than he was before.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 24, 2009, 12:17:22 PM
Finally Weegee and I can sanctify our bond.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 25, 2009, 05:00:35 PM
Can it really be sanctified if it's already been consummated?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 26, 2009, 03:36:04 PM
HAREM Pants- Wear 3 ways
High quality fabrics & construction Wear as Pant, Skirt or Jumper
GirlSkirtMission.Com

I might actually get some of those if they were cheaper. They look comfortable.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 26, 2009, 04:39:21 PM
Those pants were specifically created to make combination "harem"/"3 ways" jokes. This is a fact.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 26, 2009, 05:52:57 PM
Oh, the word "harem" brings back such memories...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNzF78OBiqvguQEQ2AUYTzIIq_UcAR6oTbQ&hash=c3aaed8a1254eae5423febc8436d8e80)

#6: Have your kid kiss your bellybutton?

Additonally... I was trying to find a place to discuss this (http://nintendodpad.com/Welcome/News/Entries/2009/8/26_Nintendo_trying_hard_to_teach_the_uninformed.html), until I realized this was the perfect thread. So... I don't know. If you go by the generally accepted belief that there are casuals and gamers, then this just seems incredibly pointless no matter who is considered to be the target of these, uh--I guess they're ads. Do casuals know or care about Metacritic game scores? Would any Wii gamer not already own or want to own Super Mario Galaxy and Twilight Princess--and if they don't, would an insert like this really sway them?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 31, 2009, 07:31:04 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIeGpZiIypfoSBDYBRhPMgjYgaxR5ZHdLQ&hash=f5672427f1ab4a3959d1f06cf245aec2)



This ad shew up on the Racism As Comedy thread.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 31, 2009, 09:28:54 AM
Once you cash Black, you'll never cash back.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 01, 2009, 04:19:44 PM
That kid looks so skeptical about kissing the belly.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 01, 2009, 04:58:35 PM
He's passing secret messages to the fetus.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 04, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
Unhappy with Disney's purchase of Marvel? It can be undone for five dollars.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 04, 2009, 08:39:49 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fcc%2F84%2F9f%2Ff7%2Fcc849ff7b0cf3850b9d84e87cc082321.jpg&hash=9abc23cbce6bf5cdfbfdad42bb94ff8c)

Is that LD?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 05, 2009, 12:17:36 AM
Perhaps.

I've been getting the strangest emails recently. Shouldn't these be going to Glorb's account on HotMales.com instead of my Hotmail?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 05, 2009, 09:54:21 AM
"Grab yours"? Grab your what? I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 05, 2009, 08:09:55 PM
Perhaps.

I've been getting the strangest emails recently. Shouldn't these be going to Glorb's account on HotMales.com instead of my Hotmail?

That's the last time I let Weegee use my HotMales account.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 06, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSqQe75xZFeI%2FAAAAAAAACxw%2FQUl7WiWrsj4%2Fs800%2FFullscreen%2520capture%2520962009%252044250%2520PM.jpg&hash=4b5c1c9fdf34e2fbf2ab34556d5d3b8d)

One of these things doesn't belong.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 06, 2009, 02:48:53 PM
The black Yoshi *****?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 06, 2009, 02:50:58 PM
IT'S AN ENERGY DRINK.

GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE CANADIAN GUTTER.

GOSH.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2009, 03:15:22 PM
One of these things doesn't belong.
True, but after looking at Peach Super Mario Bros Sexy Adult, my thing be long.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 06, 2009, 03:20:38 PM
Oh[darn] I found my new fav Brian quote.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 06, 2009, 06:09:57 PM
The monster...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2009, 08:56:36 PM
Yes, some do call it that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 06, 2009, 09:11:19 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_j-MGF3eWgHU%2FSKx1XfZUyPI%2FAAAAAAAAAIE%2FsT6yDYPvhc8%2Fs400%2Flil_jon_yeah11.jpg&hash=f12b0c1911d74286f750695751b9d6a5)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 06, 2009, 09:13:08 PM
OKAAAAY!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 06, 2009, 10:25:56 PM
To summarize,

One of these things doesn't belong.
True, but after looking at Peach Super Mario Bros Sexy Adult, my thing be long.
The monster...
Yes, some do call it that.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthefurtiveglance.com%2Fwordpress%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Frim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg&hash=ed56fca01873ef7d3b13a78ae2454a28) (http://instantrimshot.com/)

OH LORD I LOVE THIS FORUM
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 06, 2009, 10:32:19 PM
You have now linked to this (http://instantrimshot.com/).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 07, 2009, 01:50:12 AM
Me and my not thinking before I post...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 07, 2009, 09:29:51 AM
MVL Takeover Unfair?
Unhappy with the takeover of Marvel? Know your rights?
www.zlk.com

I must've missed the amendment that protects us from being annoyed by corporate takeovers.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 07, 2009, 09:30:25 AM
Me and my not thinking before I post...
...around horny 12-year-old boys.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 10, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
Found on TVTropes:
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 11, 2009, 09:05:49 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ6y1-iq0oKrehDYBRhPMgjkPEzVx79N2g&hash=6c546a49af110333e0967de304db3c53)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 13, 2009, 01:03:16 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOaUpM-K8b_K0wEQrAIY-gEyCN8NA-PoYIzu&hash=959cc883fea64baef7566496f43b3b2a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 13, 2009, 06:21:11 AM
Gahh, so freaking sick of Twilight (Taylor Lautner is hot, though...).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 13, 2009, 07:56:51 AM
"Twi-Hard"... I guess that's an awful pun on "try hard"? And what kind of Twilight Story could anybody have? "My boyfriend has sharp incisors?" "I was walking down the street next to where they had been filming a scene the other day"?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 13, 2009, 11:07:55 AM
Well I was assuming a DIe Hard/Twilight crossover but

*sigh*

oh well.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 14, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.baventures.com%2Fispy%2Fads%2F300x250%2Fcgc9.gif&hash=fdca72d9b29db5529e48ac7a59566c75)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 15, 2009, 02:23:41 PM
free*














*except for the part where you have to pay us money
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 18, 2009, 08:48:48 PM
Are you among the 77.7%, or in Glorb's case, the %77.7 percent?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 18, 2009, 10:37:31 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg190.imageshack.us%2Fimg190%2F7391%2Fpicture3qs.png&hash=3ae16efbab37c35edf335931d510601d)

Because every wealthy guy needs somebody to be a suger daddy to.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on September 19, 2009, 10:07:24 AM
I started looking at that ad the second Morgan left the room and felt really dirty.

That's your cue, Weegee.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 19, 2009, 02:50:58 PM
Morgan Freeman?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 27, 2009, 10:25:38 PM
Contests Are Easy To Win
Discover Secrets From Only Person That Has Won Every Contest...
www.TheWinningSage.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 30, 2009, 08:39:23 AM
I tried to post some ad here yesterday that was talking about how Bill Gates was worried about some huge Microsoft problem, but the site was being weird, so here's part of another ad instead:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FDOUGH.jpg%3Ft%3D1254321494&hash=8f91292d69c5de7b419410c8827ed25a)

EDIT: I'm not even freaking kidding...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPiNlJS3oayzwQEQ2AUYWjII8WBIZmb4M1g&hash=e369951523ab4d8eeeb472b670809ee9)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 04, 2009, 06:36:46 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIXpy42_7Pq3qwEQrAIY-gEyCL_nucmfu6Dm&hash=2120e40bfe54b13c71d774eea7d62d45)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 04, 2009, 08:43:25 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNrf5tiPg-Pz9gEQrAIY7wEyCAcYo-4_golf&hash=0395e2d180da19999940bbbf576ae8b9)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on October 05, 2009, 12:15:54 AM
He is the prettiest boy I've ever seen who claims that he's straight.

And this ad cracks me up every time:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net%2Fhphotos-ak-snc1%2Fhs214.snc1%2F8133_143735562123_706307123_2664289_3327420_n.jpg&hash=ed6e20249430726c5b268f7aded078af)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 05, 2009, 02:28:39 PM
I love this page so much.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 08, 2009, 06:31:36 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.fimservecdn.com%2Fcontents%2F580%2F434%2F434580%2F728x90_bcbanner2.jpg&hash=5564f152fb5cbf99347d1831096e0214)\

This one's from SomethingAwful--and it's legit.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 08, 2009, 07:19:04 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMznu7WtgsKfUBCsAhjvATIIMRlVi7FrZ00&hash=99d815e748aa462444f3fbc211ddab2a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on October 08, 2009, 09:20:53 PM
The Dark Knight...it looks horrendous!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 09, 2009, 05:12:53 PM
Little Girl Panties
Shop the Children's Shop At Your Local JCPenney Store
JCPenney.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on October 09, 2009, 05:21:00 PM
Please assure us that you found that ad somehwere other than here... Somewhere it could be expected, like Mr. Wiggles' blog.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 09, 2009, 06:29:03 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJbI6pCIoK6iAxDYBRhPMghjlTi_f2deqQ&hash=2160cf2350de73681c7abb96632d1aa5)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on October 10, 2009, 05:13:21 AM
I forgot to vote, ya cornhole.

You can thank my expertly-placed words for that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 10, 2009, 08:45:46 AM
Don't be dissn' Cornhole.  It's pretty fun.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 11, 2009, 07:45:23 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPed9q6bqfPY2wEQ2AUYTzIIL_vKXtPg4LY&hash=0ef2ea2827f60c74f557b015ae951def)

I get the joke (not that it's funny), but still, is the best ad-image for an indie dating site a bull taking a dump? This makes the generic fish pictures and bad romantic art seem good.

EDIT:

Pee Your Pants
Free Funny Videos Watch People Embarrass Themselves!
www.FunnyOrDie.com

It's an uncomfortable proposition, but if I had to choose between peeing my pants or being killed, I suppose I'd lean towards the former.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 16, 2009, 08:27:11 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcache.fimservecdn.com%2Fcontents%2F500%2F417%2F417500%2Fkanye300.jpg&hash=2b0fb76af1cdcf8b8cedf8448d1a9507)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ninjap00 on October 16, 2009, 11:00:20 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg42.imageshack.us%2Fimg42%2F3926%2Flolzlb.png&hash=7a552ce9c0641662097f05fd63a7def4)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 17, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Oh, God, am I ever sick of those ads--especially since this one appears to actually be "Turn Your Cartoon into a Self".

And CE7: That's one of those shirts, perhaps much like this (http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/buffy_staked_edward.html?catid=3&cs=2&csd=3), that I think would be incredibly awesome to have if it suddenly materialized in front of me, but to spend money on it and have the joke probably become culturally obslete in a while... nah.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 17, 2009, 11:26:38 AM
this (http://www.jinx.com/men/shirts/geek/buffy_staked_edward.html?catid=3&cs=2&csd=3)

I have that shirt.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 19, 2009, 11:32:25 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKDU16XKieSXlQEQ2AUYTzIIai24lwPLieI&hash=073936d20efce8c8b5bbe73979b7e5cc)

This kid wouldn't last a day on a real pirate ship.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 19, 2009, 07:55:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftpc.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPCLvLOVroGOiQEQrAIY-gEyCAyPTi2ZMQOG&hash=b823bfb1d576364ecd42d60055fa0e7c)

I'm pretty sure both of those are drawings.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on October 21, 2009, 08:13:23 PM
The one on the left actually looks like a photograph.

And now for your viewing pleasure...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 21, 2009, 09:06:52 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJyLv8HG5KCp_QEQ2AUYWjIIUQEAJxwqi58&hash=553c9c6a7d7df5a357a8c55c36e57204)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 23, 2009, 09:59:20 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.etology.com%2Fbannerimg%2F144672%2Fv1%2F144672.gif&hash=3e1a90254bdc890a6decd5cc673bf3c4)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on October 27, 2009, 09:38:45 PM
...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 03, 2009, 11:41:53 PM
"Kingory": The Asian Evony?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2009, 10:57:54 AM
Evony is Asian-owned in the first place, isn't it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 04, 2009, 05:37:12 PM
Heck if I know, but... well, if you've seen the ad I'm talking about, you'll know.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Fifth on November 04, 2009, 06:49:27 PM
"Kingory": The Asian Evony?

I really thought you said "avian".  I was trying to picture what you were talking about...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 04, 2009, 09:02:20 PM
A RTS in which you build airships and enlist jet-pack soldiers would actually be pretty awesome.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on November 04, 2009, 09:09:36 PM
When you consider it, it's terribly ironic that he confused "Asian" with "avian".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 07, 2009, 02:14:22 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fct%2Fsf%2Fd0%2Fa6%2Fd0a6a2ea4244f35fd026dc8fd3b0908d.jpeg&hash=b5331430d676440f122488e42a81a28a)

Endorsed by Rick Astley!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FSvXZAtZlLmI%2FAAAAAAAAEtc%2F_wVJRsvnDbA%2Fs800%2Fmicrosofthelpsyoucheatonyourmathhomework.PNG&hash=84551d890500da3dcf56f03e7481913c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on November 07, 2009, 03:54:08 PM
One of these things does not belong:

EDIT: A new ad approaches.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 09, 2009, 04:19:30 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foglaf.com%2Fad-croc.png&hash=296582d2e4af8c5d95178f40a19b85ad)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TEM on November 09, 2009, 05:11:49 PM
Finally an add that's actually "what is up with these ads" and not just EVERY AD THAT PEOPLE SEE.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on November 09, 2009, 05:12:25 PM
Lizard Dude was just known as Dude before discovering said secret.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 09, 2009, 09:36:18 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fe8%2F51%2Fa6%2F52%2Fe851a6527abf5bda5c4f7285a0544ea0.jpg&hash=05733f0d9717e3fba9d3046a19eab1ec)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 09, 2009, 11:27:32 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNj5lqf3wauGChDYBRhPMghYbWqL5tmJFQ&hash=20a26dd61faf8e71bab9c29b881701d9)

What is there to say, really?

...Well, besides the fact that Weegee's been vindicated (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9813.msg561156#msg561156).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 01, 2009, 07:27:05 AM
When, exactly, did "Obama ask moms to return to school", and why do the ads in question seem to usually feature ravers?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: waddle_doo on December 01, 2009, 04:09:57 PM
I keep seeing ones like...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Reading on December 02, 2009, 04:07:01 PM
Wait, what is it again?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 02, 2009, 04:16:07 PM
...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 04, 2009, 01:19:46 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F25%2F6d%2F42%2Fee%2F256d42ee9b942f5e7abb145830d90999.jpg&hash=d54ba88212767eee90c621abcc267d4e)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 04, 2009, 07:28:23 AM
In this day and age, I'd be alarmed if nobody knew. Heck, "Would you do a Vampire?" sounds like a more pertinent question.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on December 05, 2009, 05:08:52 PM
TONIGHT WE DINE AT HOME: WHO NEEDS ALL THOSE EMPTY CALORIES
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 06, 2009, 12:18:58 AM
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Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 07, 2009, 01:35:39 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOuczbyAzcOVhgEQ2AUYTzIIiMaa7HlAbts&hash=46bd945e219d6d9d0bb825d616c9bf90)

Not sure how they got my picture for the ad, but whatevs.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 10, 2009, 03:11:18 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F28%2F53%2F5f%2Fcb%2F28535fcb0973bf487456c8802e949ef5.jpg&hash=96f2a4435e7c0d9082a67688b4cfe9d5)

She's always watching you.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: RaceDrv709 on December 10, 2009, 10:37:17 PM
Need I remind everyone about the Snuggie?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on December 11, 2009, 09:50:53 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FWhatisup1.jpg&hash=aae89ac419665eb9d5df127626fac4d1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 15, 2009, 08:49:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKzw6IrhwKTBTRDYBRhPMgiS7YRCIHXOOw&hash=38271b022b875812425d3bb46373efaa)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F6%2F63%2FHercule030.jpg&hash=ff0b663eaf0d0d3aae19f90451bf785a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on December 22, 2009, 10:33:22 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FWhatisup1.jpg&hash=aae89ac419665eb9d5df127626fac4d1)

ONE GOAT AT A TIME PEOPLE
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 22, 2009, 09:26:13 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fspeed.pointroll.com%2FPointRoll%2FMedia%2FBanners%2FPfizer%2F729165%2Fpfizer_new1_10k%2520%282%29.gif%3FPRAd%3D1291795%26amp%3BPRCID%3D1291795%26amp%3BPRplcmt%3D929124%26amp%3BPRPID%3D929124&hash=df060c4b3a58db354300fda74e705625)

Was this made on a ZX Spectrum?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 22, 2009, 09:28:05 PM
You could ask the makers of the ad, but they probably won't remember.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on December 23, 2009, 02:02:44 PM
Oh that's bad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 23, 2009, 02:24:53 PM
Too soon, man.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Jman on December 28, 2009, 12:15:27 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKzw6IrhwKTBTRDYBRhPMgiS7YRCIHXOOw&hash=38271b022b875812425d3bb46373efaa)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages3.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fdragonball%2Fimages%2F6%2F63%2FHercule030.jpg&hash=ff0b663eaf0d0d3aae19f90451bf785a)

Oh, now that's funny. 
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 03, 2010, 03:02:28 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ-2par5kqmDAhCsAhjvATIIyuiT6YSjsxo&hash=e30f31a623ad940b230d435217514d71)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 07, 2010, 08:50:23 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fd13.zedo.com%2FOzoDB%2Fw%2Fo%2F704254%2FV1%2FKK2-300x250-6.jpg&hash=7150ac75e0ee5af06eb32f619ede82b2)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 09, 2010, 02:45:54 PM
One, two, Freddy's coming for you...

P.S. Susan Boyle
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 10, 2010, 08:52:12 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FnDoTJ.jpg&hash=37783115013d3f114754d58b1157024b)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi681.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fvv177%2FNinjaComedian%2Fpvzve.jpg&hash=1f03cd643224b99546a053c13b1c6dcb)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 10, 2010, 01:42:56 PM
Haha, that's awesome.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 03:33:05 PM
what about the "touch n' brush"?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 10, 2010, 05:40:01 PM
...what?

EDIT: site is nsfw.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 15, 2010, 08:30:47 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthis.content.served.by.adshuffle.com%2Fp%2Fkl%2F46%2F799%2Fr%2F12%2F4%2F8%2F1264313772%2Fv%2F576462386125746815%2Fac%2F674924%2Fb%2F256846%2Fc%2F356072%2Fview.gif&hash=ffb1e1737f3da219acf3e35ed946e253)

Guys, I think I won.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 17, 2010, 10:23:42 AM
Ahhhh jesus i can't look someone tell me what the claim number is
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 17, 2010, 02:15:19 PM
33AT*seizures*

I've been hoping to find this ad again for a long time... and at last!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fca%2F84%2Fd8%2Fad%2Fca84d8ad4bea93ab1ec825a430098e49.gif&hash=758e42ce237823008eed26dad2286cf0)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on January 17, 2010, 03:49:23 PM
Didn't he retire?

33ATF, Glorb.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2010, 04:11:01 PM
This just in: Evony has reverted to their legitimate advertisements. Of course, that doesn't make the game any better.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 18, 2010, 01:57:29 PM
What is that game anyways?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 18, 2010, 02:43:34 PM
I think it's a poor man's Stronghold disguised as interactive softcore porn.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 18, 2010, 05:53:21 PM
Correction: It's a poor man's Stronghold formerly disguised as interactive softcore porn. It's just a shame that one can now no longer "play secretly forever".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 21, 2010, 08:53:11 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIv-loCExfy6VxDYBRhaMgjFizGQ7_L7Qg&hash=10e867330e4fc9619e393b2b62ffaa6d)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F2493415%2F2-300x250-STDinner.jpg&hash=218a7a8545fd9598baab0f449547810f)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 22, 2010, 08:53:45 AM
Wow, bad grammar and rip-offery of Evony. That's... wait, the post just went blank, because those ads totally cancel eachother out.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fee%2F83%2F8f%2F02%2Fee838f02cc40ab68cbbc537ef9b000e5.jpg&hash=1da02949bfcce7142be63d386300025a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 22, 2010, 01:04:27 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FS1nxPmNJM7I%2FAAAAAAAAFAU%2FbPqEIZBNWaM%2Fs800%2Fprettybabies.PNG&hash=dd8b57c4b2f6ef3bbab061912e1f698d)

Ugly babies can go to hell for all I care.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 22, 2010, 06:11:20 PM
I've never found human babies all that adorable.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 22, 2010, 06:35:46 PM
Only infants with Harlequin Ichthyosis are worthy of my affection.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: The Guy on January 27, 2010, 07:36:41 PM
''Chat with guys and girls near you'' With a dancing pumpkin with vines as arms and legs. >.>
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on January 27, 2010, 10:53:28 PM
It's too bad that this thread is constantly lost to time as the old advertisements get taken down or people just happen to block ads automatically. 95% of these ads I can't see.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 27, 2010, 11:22:44 PM
Well, then allow me to show you this fairly unnerving ad I saved to my Photobucket account, since it was Flash-based...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FUnnervingAd.jpg%3Ft%3D1264655916&hash=16b9cadfa91c8fc9678c8eccbeea0052)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 29, 2010, 10:48:19 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F35%2Fb7%2F72%2F51%2F35b77251377b20641a6c39d4d5d93bd7.jpg&hash=d0b962e159865cff73a74588890d12af)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 29, 2010, 09:35:19 PM
I hate the internet.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 29, 2010, 11:11:40 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCO7Ivr2I4uvf0gEQ2AUYWjII8w_gsLilsEE&hash=61d554678b4c8f227da289fbaca7a72d)

Does... does Bill Gates actually look like that without his glasses on?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 29, 2010, 11:56:34 PM
Yes. It's very similar to Superman's situation.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on January 30, 2010, 12:32:23 PM
I hate the internet.

I didn't think Canada had a capital.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 30, 2010, 01:59:26 PM
The more I look at that last ad I posted, the more "Bill Gates" looks like Dick van Dyke.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on January 30, 2010, 10:25:35 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2Fad.gif&hash=14608a8e51fcbcd117d71fd91b74a75c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 31, 2010, 12:11:59 AM
That reminds me of a Far Side comic that I'm too lazy to find and reference
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 31, 2010, 03:28:55 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F56%2F131553721_2b9e89dc24.jpg&hash=661c2e028bb2e0bed1e773f573a1be6a)


Man, I could swear that was on TMK but I couldn't find it.
Title: Well hey, there's the comic I was thinking of.
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 31, 2010, 06:21:13 AM
Now that I think about it, the system he's playing on looks almost exactly like a Nintendo Wii on its side, except with the Power and A/V cords going into the gamecube controller slots.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on January 31, 2010, 11:46:31 AM
That says something about how much it looks like a featureless box. But yeah, I don't get what the thing on the side is supposed to be (looks like the Wii CD slot). Maybe that's where the Nintendo logo goes.

And they also have the kid sitting a few inches from the TV. +1 for realism.

But I thought Gary Larson put a ban on seeing Far Side comics online. *looks on Google Images* Okay, must be something else I'm thinking of, because there's a ton. Peanuts? No... well, ever since The Complete Far Side was released, I guess anybody could go out and scan up a storm of them.

*looks online more* Oh, a topic where someone asks what the joke of a certain Far Side comic is. That's always good.

For my money though, "The Prehistory of the Far Side" is still the best Far Side book I've ever owned, because you get commentary from the author on certain comics, as well as see comics that were rejected (I like the one where there's a corpse sitting at a piano and the lady says "Shh, he's decomposing") and the author's favorites.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Fifth on January 31, 2010, 07:56:59 PM
I remember reading somewhere that Gary Larson wasn't fond of having his comics around online.

I think he said that his comics were like his children, and coming across one online was like getting a phone call at 3AM, and hearing, "Hi, dad!  Guess where I am?"

...Something like that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on January 31, 2010, 08:41:03 PM
I think he said that his comics were like his children, and coming across one online was like getting a phone call at 3AM, and hearing, "Hi, dad!  Guess where I am?"
"Hello dad, I'm in JAIL!! I'm calling you from JAIL!! Yeah, throw away the key, I'm in JAIL!! I'm gonna stay here! I like it here! AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!"

But yeah, I'd understand that, from the uneasiness that it could be anywhere. Though in this case it could be assumed that the Far Side comics usually appear when sophisticated humor is desperately needed (for times when the conversation isn't too technical to be interrupted by an xkcd comic). It's not like you're going to see it on an unsavory site. ...right?

*does search* okay, The Far Side is safe from furries, for now.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 31, 2010, 09:10:45 PM
Rule 34 on the Far Side, anyone?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 31, 2010, 09:23:00 PM
WeeGee, you've done far far more to /b/-ify the Fungi Forums than any of these (nonexistent) incoming new members.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on January 31, 2010, 10:12:27 PM
But how would you even... it would probably just be cows anyway. Earthworm Jim's got nothing on Larson when it comes to cows.

Man I wish I could see an ad so I could contribute something. I see ads at IGN but they're of the game variety type, so that doesn't help.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: RaceDrv709 on January 31, 2010, 11:49:38 PM
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, apply directly to the for-head
head on, appl SHUT! UP!

BANG! No more ad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on February 04, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2F1clickadsexy.jpg&hash=91f613b70b15b7ca99e365c4c7e13560)

I didn't see the ad until right when I was switching pages, then it popped up on the next page too (it's a Facebook ad for the uninformed). On a side note: that doesn't look the Apple iPad to me. I wonder if she's hiding it on her person somewhere.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 04, 2010, 11:30:42 PM
I'm suddenly reminded of one of those weird fan-art/anime things that personifies electronics as sexy women.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNrRw6PUteeucBDYBRhPMgiW6zTYH1LN3Q&hash=afbe2d591b49f8c032454b04278d5021)

This is, in fact, an awesome ad. Where was this stuff like this when I was a kid?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on February 04, 2010, 11:38:01 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2F1clickadsexy.jpg&hash=91f613b70b15b7ca99e365c4c7e13560)
Sure didn't take long for the iPad jokes, huh? On the other hand, I've never seen that before. I've never seen them plaster up some woman and claim her name is (whatever product you seem to be searching for). Imagine if she said she was Princess Toadstool. Wow, Peach's got a makeover.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 04, 2010, 11:47:07 PM
Imagine if she said she was Princess Toadstool.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2Fmegaman.jpg%3Ft%3D1263533101&hash=5026c9a30b6683275589973dfbd0fd1e)

Seen literally right after my last post:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKm34eKV1Jfg5AEQ2AUYWjIISkLDbUCQWF4&hash=9868d7ec6b8aabdcb67ebf255da119d2)

The ad itself is fine, but... well, what's the first thing you think of when you hear "black expressions"?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on February 05, 2010, 07:14:21 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKm34eKV1Jfg5AEQ2AUYWjIISkLDbUCQWF4&hash=9868d7ec6b8aabdcb67ebf255da119d2)

Indeed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&feature=related)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 05, 2010, 11:31:23 PM
Man, I wish I'd thought of that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 07, 2010, 10:01:39 AM
(Nothing to see here - Mod)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 07, 2010, 03:42:25 PM
You're going to have to read the Cracked article I got that from.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm1.static.flickr.com%2F175%2F442278303_e1335e4d5b_o.gif&hash=55c733553549cd67b844907a1ea2a67b)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 08, 2010, 07:55:53 AM
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It’s happening...
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI3I_aCg97rx_QEQ2AUYWjIIq3SWqDStwZc&hash=bb6b990c054a4c117257a3265b2ed519)
What?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on February 08, 2010, 08:45:02 AM
If I were a Taylor Swift song, I'd be "You Belong With Me". It's my favorite!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 11, 2010, 06:54:52 AM
Thank you for saying what I wasn't sure I could bring myself to.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLLU9fGrnIymigEQ2AUYWjIIygtsJs2zKuY&hash=1251438a85ba02f0540d6b9b50c05013)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: jdaster64 on February 11, 2010, 08:56:54 AM
An on-topic ad? No way...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 12, 2010, 05:51:32 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI3r5b6LuNjxaxCsAhj6ATIIGZeqyK8BLfo&hash=b4d1360a35ed095279e93bc2ce221dee)

Is this supposed to make me want to cartoonify myself?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 12, 2010, 06:18:38 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJrlxozlyuSJOBDYBRhPMgghWP9E9uYTyg&hash=3066bfb158f8a1547e43b7efdc51c95c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: waddle_doo on February 15, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ2wx8evvIHOShDYBRhPMggIdGlhZO4_ug&hash=b3acc14e0fc0624d1e008d406d6812ee)

...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 16, 2010, 07:34:31 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLy81IShuqGLTBDQAhiYAjII8LHxtN-op-Y&hash=ea4f9926a014e9e7efaea7f2597660db)

For those who want to preface their romantic online chats with "ICU".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on February 17, 2010, 07:02:11 PM
Lol, pr0n insinuations.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on February 18, 2010, 09:29:48 PM
(Nothing to see here - Mod)

What a joke. Glorb's observation was exactly what the Cracked.com editors who made the image said.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Black Mage on February 18, 2010, 09:34:01 PM
Then that just makes it unfunny and unoriginal.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 18, 2010, 11:57:33 PM
I think my superpower is to miss everything someone says before it gets edited by a mod.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 19, 2010, 06:55:39 AM
Normally I'd have said "That's all right; it'll preserve your innocence."  Then I remembered who made the post.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 25, 2010, 07:15:08 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKmTlrPcjb727gEQ2AUYTzIINLAZeRSji00&hash=5f812858d334630e2f39b8dfc838ee7d)

So did I. Well, except for the last two.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on February 25, 2010, 07:27:26 PM
It should read, "I saw, I conquered, I came".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 25, 2010, 07:41:38 PM
[darnit], I was saving that joke!

Well, great minds think alike. Like that time I realized George Carlin had kind of beat me to a joke about "hormones"...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 05, 2010, 02:56:28 AM
What is up with this ad? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on March 06, 2010, 01:59:07 PM
I'm on a horse.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 07, 2010, 01:20:39 PM
Moral of the ad: If guys stop using lady-scented body wash and start using Old Spice, they can smell like the ripped black guy in the commercial.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 07, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
The moral of any ad that awesome disproves the concept of relativism.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on March 07, 2010, 02:41:40 PM
Actually, the moral of the ad is that anyone who uses Old Spice will become a ripped black guy.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 07, 2010, 10:42:36 PM
Ads like the Old Spice ones kind of don't count.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 19, 2010, 09:09:22 AM
Did Allstate seriously make a banner ad with the word "butt steak" in it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ninjap00 on March 23, 2010, 03:24:16 PM
What is up with this ad? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE)
That was taken all in one shot.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 19, 2010, 03:00:40 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNnWrNCdj76PUxCgARjCBDIIImkSomyIA9A&hash=391f8851820f88afa65438daefaa080b)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on April 19, 2010, 04:44:52 PM
Evony 2.0, much?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 19, 2010, 04:46:18 PM
Funny you should mention Evony 2.0.  Apparently it's gotten a graphics and gameplay update and it's been all over the ad space on a couple of the sites I frequent (and Neptune's Pride).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 19, 2010, 10:45:36 PM
Call of Evony: Modern Whorefare
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 20, 2010, 04:00:44 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJ3a5quJy9bR1gEQ2AUYTzIIHvAthRs6JSQ&hash=19e88a9be95f17906aaa5ad20ef8ab9f)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 20, 2010, 11:56:23 PM
That's... no. You... did you...?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on April 21, 2010, 12:22:59 AM
What is this I don't even
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on April 21, 2010, 01:49:18 PM
According to the URL, it's legit. Wouldn't it be incredible if the game contained all the nonexistent suggestive content of Evony?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 21, 2010, 04:23:27 PM
It doesn't. It's a joke. Which Plants vs. Zombies already did long ago.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 30, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.download.advertise.myspace.com%2F07%2Fcc%2Fce%2Fe3ccce3f299e112bc45182287a7df367_final.jpg&hash=dcaa2c603bb8a09cc008f52fcc0344a7)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: penguinwizard on April 30, 2010, 09:09:58 PM
That's a win if ever I saw one.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on May 02, 2010, 10:59:07 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJST0sa6gpX4ORCsAhj6ATIIlls77douvWM&hash=98f171d1d2c1bf84659419936798cca5)

Why not both?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 05, 2010, 09:18:24 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faka-cdn-ns.adtechus.com%2Fimages%2F300%2FAd841516St1Sz170Sq1222528V0Id2.gif&hash=d1f2cf807fbb00547e4368ea6085484c)

EDIT:
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg225.imageshack.us%2Fimg225%2F5503%2Fheroisaeuphemism.png&hash=f8453215f65976757a80f42c5b7f2b83)

They're certainly trying to get something to rise, but I don't think it's a hero.
Title: Impossible Question
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 06, 2010, 03:35:57 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F4c%2F2f%2F37%2Fc4%2F4c2f37c453a99ef4ebbdc09c88ba967.gif&hash=cc051579c5f53c32db36f8fed4b10a3d)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 06, 2010, 11:10:43 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg225.imageshack.us%2Fimg225%2F5503%2Fheroisaeuphemism.png&hash=f8453215f65976757a80f42c5b7f2b83)
I won't rise, but I may kind of shift in my seat and adjust my pants.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 07, 2010, 01:20:06 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNf_zoGQlNDTZhCgARjCBDIIsNMe0dU9yhs&hash=c9a8fd4029063d96426d758a66282b2c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2010, 08:52:52 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPfTq82MpvDdfRCsAhjvATIIlVq-JmYh6LE&hash=97e838c98f945e79d319b12be03a85c2)

I found this on Cracked, on an article entitled The 5 Biggest *******s Who Ever Turned Out to Be Right. This is like a pun inside a joke inside...I don't know. But I do know Brian desperately wants to be me right now.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 16, 2010, 10:58:31 AM
Well, I do frequent Cracked, and I did see that ad (not exclusively on that article, though), so... sure.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 18, 2010, 10:33:07 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKn11pDwoua8pAEQrAIY7wEyCLsUTiQTU-Yg&hash=5fed6c91e26ec67e336c04147d9b9f85)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 19, 2010, 10:38:40 AM
Because getting out of the Matrix is only a click away.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 19, 2010, 11:08:14 AM
Red button, red pill... eh, nevermind.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 07, 2010, 08:36:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh5.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTDU2zIFPCtI%2FAAAAAAAAFfY%2FL2NRHSznmtY%2Fs800%2Fromanempire.PNG&hash=8143ebf670341fcfc416886016f58724)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 07, 2010, 08:46:09 PM
Wonder Woman?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 13, 2010, 10:22:33 AM
The bottom of that ad loaded pretty slowly, so I just assumed it said "ShadowBrain's Dreams: Watch Now" for awhile.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 17, 2010, 05:43:01 PM
Dragon Ball Raging Blast
Like Action? Play the game based on Angelina Jolie's new movie, "Salt".
DayXExists.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 17, 2010, 06:48:41 PM
What's wrong with that?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Jman on July 21, 2010, 10:26:41 AM
The fact that the game only came out for Xbox 360 and PS3...and if anyone on this forum truly knows me, I'm a Nintendo man.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 21, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
So the fact that it may or may not be a Dragon Ball game with Angelina Jolie in it is perfectly normal?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Jman on July 22, 2010, 12:14:07 PM
Personally, I think Angelina could kick Frieza's tail, so, yeah.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 23, 2010, 07:38:13 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.imageshack.us%2Fimg230%2F8811%2Fwar2t.png&hash=368f1893070f7488fd065cec8c1cdca2)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 23, 2010, 08:46:52 PM
The draft can't start up soon enough.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 23, 2010, 09:32:57 PM
As usual, gays will be taking an anti-war stance.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 24, 2010, 09:59:05 AM
"Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes" is useless in this case.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on July 24, 2010, 04:56:08 PM
The draft can't start up soon enough.

That's what she said.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 24, 2010, 05:34:39 PM
Oy vey, with the puns.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 24, 2010, 10:11:39 PM
COVER ME, I'M GOIN' IN.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 24, 2010, 10:14:23 PM
I'd invade those trenches.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 24, 2010, 10:15:55 PM
Weapons of mass turbation.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 24, 2010, 10:22:39 PM
"All right soldiers, listen up: When we arrive at Bangkok, our first objective should be to neutralize the feared Thai general, Master Bei-Shin."

No more, I promise.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 25, 2010, 08:39:56 AM
I would sex those women with my weiner willy and get them pretty pregnant, I think.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 25, 2010, 11:07:29 AM
Weapons of mass turbation.
I lost to You Groan, You Lose and You Laugh, You Lose simultaneously.  Needless to say it was a strange sound.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 25, 2010, 11:48:37 AM
I would sex those women with my weiner willy and get them pretty pregnant, I think.

I DON'T GET IT
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 25, 2010, 08:12:37 PM
Here, I'll illustrate...
















(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rmtbristol.org.uk%2FJR_West_derailment1106.jpg&hash=6f94ff55c955c77cda24416a2ba77b46)

The train is either the current running joke or Glorb's member. And Tk, for what it's worth, I stole that joke from an adult greeting card.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 26, 2010, 10:33:46 AM
...My dick...went off the rails? Is dangerous? Is just big? I don't get it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 26, 2010, 03:34:06 PM
It went about two inches off-track, and the whole thing became a disaster.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 26, 2010, 04:24:05 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCOno7sHNhOCigwEQrAIY7wEyCOK62gQSZOKE&hash=a3550d6037aaf05666ae20c972d53ca3)

It's like ShadowBrain himself designs these ads.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on July 26, 2010, 04:25:34 PM
Eh, these ads are never really that sexy, just a bunch of dead-eyed fantasy chara-DAT AAAAAAASSSS, SON!!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 26, 2010, 04:26:48 PM
My goodness. Honestly, these ads might soon be NSFTMK.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 26, 2010, 11:15:27 PM
I'd say "baby got back", but the size ratio is more like "Back got baby".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 28, 2010, 03:57:02 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNTU8MCRjsSPVhDYBRhPMgi2tGEOsZ2Z5g&hash=1e5a1181f141f8eca6bd143f2e9cbd8d)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 28, 2010, 09:00:27 PM
I'm just going to assume "Battlt" is a codeword for "orgy".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 28, 2010, 09:01:31 PM
You assume that about every word.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 28, 2010, 09:10:38 PM
Then you should've seen me in English class.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 01, 2010, 01:12:40 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2F613758aa566b2c0f7255bc5831212854_final.jpg%3Ft%3D1280689173&hash=41d55abec62536b15d2043cd86e2237d)

I'm not normally a violent man, but anybody who thinks this is real should seriously just be put out of their misery.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 01, 2010, 01:57:38 PM
The image is real.
The creature it depicts is not.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 01, 2010, 05:35:17 PM
It's real.

REAL SEXY AM I RIGHT LADIES
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Jman on August 02, 2010, 09:04:00 PM
Hellooooooo, Nurse!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 04, 2010, 08:55:25 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJigx7-v0pniSRDYBRhPMgimUHJT8dRSlg&hash=585cd5b609f041eb879f5fa406a6808a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2010, 05:24:44 PM
I'm sure it's a terrible game, but I don't see anything terribly odd about that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 08, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
This was in "The Chef a Mod?".

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh6.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTF86-w6P37I%2FAAAAAAAAFgQ%2FQZcSPKISaiY%2Fs800%2Fdrama.PNG&hash=ba2af6c5098811020023f39c80119337)

I found it appropriate.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kensuke13 on August 08, 2010, 06:01:52 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fec.atdmt.com%2Fb%2FAPAPMDRIVCBR%2FprimeCB_guys_728x90.jpg&hash=accc5c12f9b0b9547d0a6073e33c264c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 08, 2010, 07:05:18 PM
I'm sure it's a terrible game, but I don't see anything terribly odd about that.
Look closely at which design they used for Bats.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 08, 2010, 07:15:42 PM
I must confess I don't know much about the generations of Batman design, but his chest logo looks a little... off, if that's what you mean.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 08, 2010, 07:18:40 PM
They're using his The Animated Series incarnation for a The Brave and the Bold game.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 08, 2010, 07:56:44 PM
The forum theme I use doesn't display ads. It's a mixed blessing.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 13, 2010, 04:00:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.download.advertise.myspace.com%2F0e%2Fe6%2F6c%2F42e66cc142aa10253358a0bc3770d2d5_final.jpg&hash=3cf293d7bf267a420ec5e5bbe1642638)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kimimaru on August 13, 2010, 05:21:34 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2F613758aa566b2c0f7255bc5831212854_final.jpg%3Ft%3D1280689173&hash=41d55abec62536b15d2043cd86e2237d)

I'm not normally a violent man, but anybody who thinks this is real should seriously just be put out of their misery.

That made me crack up! I can't see how 93% of people would fail that.

As for the eyelashes, I don't see why someone would want them that long just to hold a record. I think it's real, though.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg46.imageshack.us%2Fimg46%2F6333%2Fpizzap.png&hash=0c9883464f0db5f30d86fe6b4663f622)

There are official rules for taking a picture of a pizza?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 13, 2010, 08:07:08 PM
I always thought showusyourpizza.com was something totally different.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 13, 2010, 08:47:10 PM
That made me crack up! I can't see how 93% of people would fail that.
My guess is, that's a lie designed to make people click the ad and get pressured into doing whatever it is that thing actually links to.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 16, 2010, 12:48:49 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh4.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTGjWMntxaXI%2FAAAAAAAAFgg%2FQCvKIb0CSDI%2Fs800%2Fwind.PNG&hash=1ff1e39fb7fbd200dd35b0c06fe1b484)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 16, 2010, 07:27:39 AM
Tomorrow is another gay.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 16, 2010, 09:46:33 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F15812-1267219182.gif&hash=4892b361af493f589fc29f20558bdf56)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kimimaru on August 18, 2010, 10:53:41 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg63.imageshack.us%2Fimg63%2F7923%2Ffunnymarioad.png&hash=827b669e65dc38a5a34725e237e66ff1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 18, 2010, 12:36:08 PM
Luigi is backwards.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2010, 02:35:22 PM
Specially reserved for Brian.

Guest appearance by Giygas Gigya!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 18, 2010, 04:08:46 PM
*Walks up to dance club bar*

Yes, I'll have two "Pink Melons" with a side of Disco Sticks. And napkins--lots of napkins.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2010, 07:05:40 AM
That would be funny if you hadn't said "with a side of".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on August 20, 2010, 04:36:10 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FMarioimgad1.jpg&hash=17037dd1fd0d0dd788f3bb9d0a67e82f)

What crazy version of Mario Kart is that? The driver in front of Mario looks like a Goomba.. This must be some weird Kart/Platforming hybrid..
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 27, 2010, 11:25:52 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhc116.simplecdn.net%2Fcached%2Fcreatives%2F29256%2FTheWestENG_200x200d.jpg&hash=2e2b6eb2741379b9475a2a3f81e51876)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 27, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
How the West Was One Ugly Broad.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 27, 2010, 02:42:52 PM
The Good, the Bad, and Her.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Dr. Echidna on August 29, 2010, 12:31:30 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi743.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx74%2FDr-Echidna%2F%5Bwtd%5D-ad-1.png&hash=091267d62307e77a449743eb19bdebfe)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi743.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fxx74%2FDr-Echidna%2F%5Bwtd%5D-ad-2.png&hash=062a1c3ccd9e9489b2ce8024d26286b3)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 29, 2010, 07:06:50 PM
--I've read that ad about five times, and it still sounds like someone spliced two snuff film teasers together.

--Who made that ad, and how did they get ahold of one of the pictures stored in my "Private" folder?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 29, 2010, 07:13:19 PM
I guess you saw them before whoever had them on Photobucket moved/deleted them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 03, 2010, 02:47:41 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCP7fppSb-bm7KxCsAhjvATIItDCI2QZ1LWU&hash=6ab2289758aa7393ea7f473f7134b779)

It's Zombie Jesus!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 08, 2010, 12:07:52 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fa.imageshack.us%2Fimg266%2F7346%2Fillshowyoumineifyoushow.png&hash=da28abc0e822869760c8412d74ca51f6)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 08, 2010, 09:59:07 PM
From hereon, I will refer to my manhood as "my might".
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 10, 2010, 03:07:58 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCLaH0braqIW-2AEQoAEYwgQyCKbG8-2l8ZZY&hash=0e7d0a1c9b98bcb09c1350ab2e6f2b35)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 10, 2010, 03:11:17 PM
Tim, is that you?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 10, 2010, 07:15:02 PM
Another ad just for ShadowBrain.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg837.imageshack.us%2Fimg837%2F1651%2Fstreakin.png&hash=22f6b79effeab8808b0d2634d1075525)

(In before "My 'streak' got long for her 'big prizes' lololol")
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 11, 2010, 07:49:07 AM
From hereon, I will refer to my manhood as "my prize".
Fix'd.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 11, 2010, 09:52:16 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPLhmbqrvd_wuwEQoAEY2AQyCMTmQt5LKocq&hash=c9daae7a5135787b0996a3f8d90f4809)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 12, 2010, 12:13:05 AM
The one in the orange looks like a teenage boy, and the one two squares above him most definitely has a moustache.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 12, 2010, 06:20:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fcb%2F22%2Fb4%2F59%2Fcb22b45902d059281b17f1561b11b6a2.gif&hash=551bae566f6ea5925424b117c9063ec6)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 12, 2010, 06:26:00 PM
LEFT.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 12, 2010, 06:48:40 PM
Is there really any difference except the shading?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 12, 2010, 09:34:05 PM
You could be right... well, nothing crossing your eyes can't solve.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 13, 2010, 12:32:32 AM
Ultra pain to get your eyes to focus, but yeah they're the same when you cross your eyes.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on September 13, 2010, 04:05:13 PM
Right side. Women have rounder faces, men have their chins squared off.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 28, 2010, 10:22:31 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.aimatch.com%2Fpbkt%2FPromos%2Ffindstuff_tattoos_promo_160x230.jpg&hash=c6666e23591d6aa46550cff6cfe02631)
As I was posting this, I finally got the joke.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 01, 2010, 06:30:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F1876-1283811890.gif&hash=3dbe53993d4520339b1f066c4c3f91f6)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 01, 2010, 07:27:16 PM
If you didn't already think so, why would an ad that looked like that change your mind?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on October 01, 2010, 07:32:05 PM
Besides, since when was there ever a "good" cult?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 01, 2010, 07:49:01 PM
Cult classics?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 01, 2010, 09:03:04 PM
I remember when I first heard about "cult films" as a kid, and thought something else entirely.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on October 02, 2010, 09:31:25 PM
As seen on YouTube:
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 05, 2010, 02:29:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMEGUSTA.png%3Ft%3D1286309657&hash=6015f5be16e31009f57870691f5e93c1)

ME GUSTA
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 05, 2010, 05:34:07 PM
iLa mujer no lleva camisa!

EDIT: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKaTvdfioKii8gEQoAEYwgQyCNbQGs10NU3r&hash=6f8eb5804ef9cdea1346b73cc0177c5a)

EDIT2: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg254.imageshack.us%2Fimg254%2F1592%2Fschoold.png&hash=58917ada4fb237f550c6fface26eb27a)

The actual ad was animated with the worst running loop I've ever seen.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 10, 2010, 12:53:56 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fc8%2F8f%2Fd2%2F6a%2Fc88fd26ad584e38727e9fbda152b4bcd.gif&hash=a01f3874671ff63093982363e7cc79f0)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 14, 2010, 04:31:31 PM
Ooooh, ShadowBrain...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F6640-1286987046.jpg&hash=248811d869974eec821ef2148ca9b3ff)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 14, 2010, 05:28:21 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKaTvdfioKii8gEQoAEYwgQyCNbQGs10NU3r&hash=6f8eb5804ef9cdea1346b73cc0177c5a)
MOAR LIKE "UDDERLY ADDICTIVE", AMIRITE?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F6640-1286987046.jpg&hash=248811d869974eec821ef2148ca9b3ff)
When did Gary Baseman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Baseman) start doing softcore porn?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 14, 2010, 09:07:39 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg801.imageshack.us%2Fimg801%2F5561%2Fluscious.png&hash=7feff27c3ac0195b634f3e56f10ffcd2)

This one can't possibly be unintentional.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 15, 2010, 09:03:35 AM
In that case, Mt. ShadowBrain is forming as we speak.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 18, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FUltimate.jpg&hash=d08e51d3c321c0778d0a62ee802f5546)

Granted, it's a sausagefest, but this could still be the most awesome game ever.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on October 18, 2010, 02:31:25 PM
They're only showing 4 playable characters. Surely there are more..?

Side note: I've always thought the phrase Select Player sounded odd, like the game is really supposed to select us instead..

(My talking about the above also makes me think of what Mr Ollivander said to Harry during the first book: "It's the wand that chooses the wizard.")
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Captain Jim on October 19, 2010, 03:31:09 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FUltimate.jpg&hash=d08e51d3c321c0778d0a62ee802f5546)

Granted, it's a sausagefest, but this could still be the most awesome game ever.

No game with Ben Tennison in it can be the most awesome game ever.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 19, 2010, 07:09:04 AM
Good thing it doesn't have Ben Tennison in it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 19, 2010, 02:47:08 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Faka-cdn-ns.adtechus.com%2Fimages%2F246%2FAd1222902St1Sz170Sq1644436V0Id2.gif&hash=ae4e2f3d591ae71c7fdacf971023f482)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 19, 2010, 04:01:32 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh3.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTL4Q8lLimiI%2FAAAAAAAAFi4%2Fut9q-XZoVaA%2Fs800%2Falfred.png&hash=335878bec6ff2622f07f3fc9860b271c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 19, 2010, 09:22:54 PM
OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Captain Jim on October 19, 2010, 09:51:34 PM
Oh, sorry.

No game with Ben Tennyson in it can be the most awesome game ever.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 20, 2010, 06:49:42 AM
What?  What have you got against Ben Tennyson? 

OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh...

You've been watching Ultimate Alien, haven't you?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 20, 2010, 11:50:41 AM
(Does Turtlekid know why I said OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh?)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 20, 2010, 01:05:00 PM
No - it was just conveniently there to use for my own purposes.  Figured it'd add a poetic element.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 20, 2010, 01:16:05 PM
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred,_Lord_Tennyson )
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 20, 2010, 02:15:15 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCMSemY2v5OfJygEQrAIY-gEyCHzbOTMh2KCX&hash=a93d609365f6fb7dc4e743f2c76b9dae)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg408.imageshack.us%2Fimg408%2F3272%2Fkillerpad.png&hash=1f3ec245a496ce89bdb7603473bbc583)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Captain Jim on October 20, 2010, 11:21:05 PM
What?  What have you got against Ben Tennyson? 

OOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhh...

You've been watching Ultimate Alien, haven't you?

I've not liked him from the beginning of the original Ben Ten series.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on October 30, 2010, 03:58:56 PM
ShadowBrain, don't try to deny you're at least a creative consultant for most internet ads.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F52483-1287518467.gif&hash=2bdf16ceaf0d408351c15ab6b1896fa5)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 30, 2010, 10:03:18 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flh4.ggpht.com%2F_z3qOPdy0bWw%2FTMzmWYNSiOI%2FAAAAAAAAFkA%2FdKgGUO1eIKY%2Fs800%2Fwomen.PNG&hash=76ff3fa97a573c2dd6fb6adfdf9da9f1)

[If you need a book to tell you how to make a 15-year-old boy want to have sex with you, then you will never have sex with a 15-year-old boy ever.]
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 31, 2010, 07:59:11 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F52483-1287518467.gif&hash=2bdf16ceaf0d408351c15ab6b1896fa5)
Speaking of stained glass, a very theological question is raised here: Does God love me, for allowing this ad to exist... or does he hate me, for letting someone else get to an idea this awesome before me?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 05, 2010, 11:33:05 AM
They're on to you.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F47783-1274077204.jpg&hash=2d08ac1198429525c92a2daa03513233)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 05, 2010, 05:01:00 PM
They probably know where I live, too.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 07, 2010, 09:00:54 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNL9m4ejmKjfchCgARjCBDIIRw7HTDj18uo&hash=9d89856eef15457d64386a5fa50b017c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 07, 2010, 09:14:05 PM
For my birthday, I got new headphones, a video camera, an iTunes gift card, and almost $200. The above image is the best gift I've received so far.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 08, 2010, 09:25:22 PM
Does anyone else ever get the impression that ShadowBrian is one of those gay guys who tries really, really hard at every opportunity to prove he's not gay?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 08, 2010, 10:39:26 PM
Does anyone else ever get the impression that LD is one of those unfunny guys who tries really, really hard at every opportunity to prove he's funny?

...But seriously, no way. Sorry to disappoint.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 08, 2010, 10:56:20 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F4.bp.blogspot.com%2F_XLm2zdWWgUM%2FTFwpe64Gx7I%2FAAAAAAAACOk%2Fdz_ddftUyOg%2Fs1600%2FIMG_1286.JPG&hash=4181baed856ca50344675c24dd8804a1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 08, 2010, 11:01:14 PM
Brian: 90% of your posts can be summarized: "I have a boner." I think I liked it better when 90% of your posts were: "Nintendo sucks."

CE7: Thinking a dude who looks exactly like a hot chick is hot does not make you gay. Actually the opposite.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 08, 2010, 11:03:05 PM
P.S. I see Brian attended the Turtlekid1 school of argumentation.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 08, 2010, 11:11:47 PM
Hey, people keep posting the ads, I'll keep responding.

Thinking a dude who looks exactly like a hot chick is hot does not make you gay. Actually the opposite.
Agreed.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on November 09, 2010, 12:07:51 AM
Thinking a dude who looks exactly like a hot chick is hot does not make you gay. Actually the opposite.

It makes the dude who looks exactly like a hot chick gay?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 09, 2010, 08:31:46 AM
In some, but not all, cases.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 09, 2010, 09:52:27 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg258.imageshack.us%2Fimg258%2F6678%2Funicornh.png&hash=6bcd7259f6c7da9637977f57a2852041)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F54022-1288816943.jpg&hash=73c04de1ebf013423f19f264f7d58117)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 14, 2010, 11:11:30 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.psa-ads.openx.com%2F8259b8505c20fdcf825060fa07637181.gif&hash=4c3d46d6162703fe85409ae783b27ff0)

This shew up in the Harem thread on the other forum. The juxtaposition caught my attention.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: kirbyman on November 18, 2010, 10:15:14 PM
I love the way there's not even any food on the tray. The lardo chef probably ate it all.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on November 19, 2010, 01:14:29 AM
The chef scares me. Those orange eyes of his make him look posessed.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on November 19, 2010, 03:26:17 PM
I believe those are glasses.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on November 19, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
Pepperoni tinted glasses. Of course.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigalaxy on November 19, 2010, 06:36:56 PM
He does appear to be Italian.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 20, 2010, 08:47:41 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F11454-1287454712.jpg&hash=e15e6e0de0ccee4d08bcac7f35471690)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 20, 2010, 10:52:59 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi56.tinypic.com%2F2u90cj5.jpg&hash=d25967f3d6db85bab57b4a69b5f67a69)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on November 21, 2010, 09:01:39 PM
I saw this on Facebook, and thought "An ad like this with Toad in it would be funny"

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2FToadFrog.jpg&hash=4b9dfbd182cc138ac4464c54133bc68d)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on November 23, 2010, 09:51:19 PM
Sorry to double post, but..

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi287.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll143%2FToad_2002%2Fimgad.jpg&hash=53e5d15fc86c6dfa9d4a03fac6eefa22)

Poo? Really.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on November 24, 2010, 09:32:13 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F215-1290607626.jpg&hash=f3783c3b83ce220afa35a821a7beb5cf)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 01, 2010, 10:45:54 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCPTl3JK_iZD-hgEQ2AUYTzIINNIIPWhIxgE&hash=5d2fae5c3fdabdefd3406df85ea363f7)

Hot dang!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on December 01, 2010, 02:43:46 PM
Finally, an ad that might attract users besides SB!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kimimaru on December 01, 2010, 11:52:39 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg195.imageshack.us%2Fimg195%2F1058%2Fc7c29fe32eb44f7590a3c42.jpg&hash=651de7bc43d9d54ab3f9add85745ca02)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 07, 2010, 01:43:08 PM
Good news, LD (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11386.msg581169#msg581169): I graduated!

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMyDegree.jpg&hash=f615a5a501c9e6a993520851ef13cb55)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 07, 2010, 03:11:54 PM
Bahahaha
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 14, 2010, 11:48:37 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FJustPlainSad.gif%3Ft%3D1292347768&hash=566cfc219617ee1ca39e1923134a2810)

This is just plain sad...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FSadder.png%3Ft%3D1292347784&hash=729e32e6611efde241dc55a75e3051d5)

...And this is just plain sadder.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 16, 2010, 01:06:16 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fastclick.net%2Ffastclick.net%2Fcid272479%2Fmedia507879.gif&hash=0b03cf529d0c581683942482366667b9)

Unless the plan is to hire Elder Gods to manage everyone's taxes, I don't see what could be possibly require viewer discretion here.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 23, 2011, 09:38:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg585.imageshack.us%2Fimg585%2F2668%2Feyebrowwars.png&hash=efad2fd6ce451c290aa65d167ec48d06)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg12.imageshack.us%2Fimg12%2F2899%2Fuglifyyourself.png&hash=d5021075d056d36fe540f2ed55eef81a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 23, 2011, 11:05:55 PM
^ I'll warm up for the one on the left with the one on the right.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMANAMANMAN.jpg&hash=077b2cabddad8f87afd4c072f6220c79)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMyKindofLibrary.jpg&hash=2191191dfd9749efe06f9a4ae45bed07)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 24, 2011, 08:03:08 AM
I didn't know "Librarian" could be used to mean that.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F455-1286391885.png&hash=3801ba1ac40614a972f87e19069b397d)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 29, 2011, 10:48:13 PM
As seen on TvTropes.

Expect all entries deemed as "Zionist" or "pro-Western" to be deleted in the near future.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 30, 2011, 12:28:20 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FMANAMANMAN.jpg&hash=077b2cabddad8f87afd4c072f6220c79)
What's the prob with this one?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 30, 2011, 12:35:47 AM
Oh, sorry, I probably should've explained that. It was just a Facebook ad I saw one day, and I thought it was an almost hilarious juxtaposition of excessively gritty videogames. Look at the HTML.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 30, 2011, 03:41:27 AM
Sorry to ruin the hilarity but it's not that weird. It's the two games being published by Epic MegaGames this year. That's what is up with the ad.

I also wouldn't call Bulletstorm "gritty". It's more like cheesy or campy.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 30, 2011, 09:30:38 AM
Ah, alright then. Back to the titty ads!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 30, 2011, 03:33:50 PM
That statement is the very essence of ShadowBrian.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 05, 2011, 07:42:16 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgeekpropaganda.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F12%2FFS_Banner_160600-copy.jpg&hash=e6a2d136998037afe21824f0f40a5a0c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 05, 2011, 10:36:45 PM
I'd dunk that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 19, 2011, 10:52:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNTGkKfjnKD1-gEQrAIY7wEyCPx9RDdDLr--&hash=0aaea620b71544256ea40b5ee6d56655)

Is that actually what the boxes look like, or is he really holding a picture of an iPad?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on February 19, 2011, 10:57:33 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.fonearena.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fipad-box.jpg&hash=ca5d2d8c1c744012c9b0437089f7170f)

Incredibly enough, that's the actual packaging...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F_mmBw3uzPnJI%2FS2LuPgoyXKI%2FAAAAAAABARc%2FAxYACkUZA3k%2Fs400%2Fipad_01.jpg&hash=b4ba777e0ba888366df375032b68a6cf)

...and this is the actual product.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 20, 2011, 11:51:35 AM
Not exactly a crazy ad, but I need to stop seeing these all over the internet. With every passing eye and application my chances go down, down, down, yonder.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 12, 2011, 11:39:12 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shareasale.com%2Fimage%2Ffreeknife468x601.gif&hash=4e5e2dc4c5df8dd465075effd3028d40)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 25, 2011, 11:15:55 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.cdn.turner.com%2Fmoney%2Ffn_adspaces%2Fcreatives%2F2010%2F6%2F4%2F213418aadvantage_336x280.jpg&hash=dc6d35b06d652a20ae2e7616291ce74a)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.nationalgeographic.com%2Fwpf%2Fmedia-live%2Fphotos%2F000%2F004%2Fcache%2Faardvark_432_600x450.jpg&hash=9ba4ebcc702adbfcb1d3404580f9c193)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 26, 2011, 07:17:48 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2Fb6%2Fd6%2F8c%2F48%2Fb6d68c48575e54d01a6d102b0fbf7308.gif&hash=206a19d30f218e7695be8d6c1814a9b8)

The hell?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 30, 2011, 08:20:42 PM
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/_z3qOPdy0bWw/TZPe3DZDCjI/AAAAAAAAFw0/hdsPjKOAUcE/s800/amexciv.PNG)

American Express does not necessarily endorse black children and white children playing together.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 31, 2011, 07:34:58 AM
There were some condom ads around here the other day... who authorized that?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 31, 2011, 07:45:41 AM
Adam Malkovich?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 01, 2011, 05:42:24 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCI3rroWs4NahjgEQ2AUYTzIIjubimPG-wNI&hash=4b5d446213a22e254f8633221be72ddc)

Ready your trollfaces.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 03, 2011, 01:50:15 PM
Daycare Alert System
Text message, phone call, email 5 minute setup. As low as $20/month
thecampuswire.com

A... texting... daycare? What, is it just a camera that watches the kid and texts you if the kid's about to eat something poisonous? That wouldn't be a good idea.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: A on April 03, 2011, 03:41:59 PM
Maybe it's a reminder service for daycare providers. Like, you're all working up in a daycare, torrenting some movies, and then your phone rings and you answer it and a recorded voice is all like "Hey, are you watching the kid? Make sure it's not eating its poop or nothing" and you're all like "[darn], I forgot, I'm supposed to be watching a kid instead of torrenting movies" and you go and stop the kid from eating its poop just in time. And it just sends you stuff periodically throughout your work shift like "Hey, remember that kids don't bounce" and "Don't forget to feed it sometimes" and other little helpful things like that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 04, 2011, 06:42:09 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKfTi9Hn2qu9EBDYBRhPMggKmdvns6DbLA&hash=3e4ca15eeba243efdae620f90d9f7b90)
Except not really because then we can't see the screen.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 04, 2011, 10:21:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIjkwaCcnJGjCxDYBRhaMgjsi6iYpWZvIg&hash=1969e16f4357b86e7d3acfc5ccfbb873)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 05, 2011, 07:31:14 AM
The only disadvantage of having an Ad Blocker is that I can't see these unless they're rehosted.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 05, 2011, 09:07:45 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKfTi9Hn2qu9EBDYBRhPMggKmdvns6DbLA&hash=3e4ca15eeba243efdae620f90d9f7b90)
Except not really because then we can't see the screen.
This reminds me of the "i see what you did there" moment I had when I noticed the line "Chun Li in your lap" in the print ad for that game.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 17, 2011, 06:28:42 PM
...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 17, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Yeah, I saw that one earlier, but I didn't feel like taking the trouble to figure out how to link to it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 17, 2011, 07:04:02 PM
If you have Windows 7, the Snipping Tool is the fastest way.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 17, 2011, 07:09:43 PM
Ah, yeah, that thing. I can't even remember where I, uh, put the shortcut to it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 21, 2011, 04:33:17 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKOm_O6N8JDRlgEQrAIY-gEyCPuTdf2jJlvi&hash=bd0704f40767f854bdb0b352cac0aab6)

I thought the white guy was Jesse Eisenberg for half a second.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 21, 2011, 07:33:01 PM
I thought it said GoatUnlimited and that guy on the left was Lenin.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: A on April 21, 2011, 08:04:31 PM
40 MPG is more than 21 hybrids? So a hybrid gets less than 2 MPG?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Enchanted_Esperanza on April 21, 2011, 09:12:14 PM
I have no idea, but they usually lead me to a love calculator, which in retrospect is actually pretty scary.
"Love calculator"?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 21, 2011, 09:55:41 PM
It gets 40 mpg. It gets forty miles per gallon. That's more than three sevens of hybrids. And that's terrible.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 04, 2011, 06:14:51 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F2769103%2FFrame_Rev_180x150.gif&hash=92a60652530e2142fc41e810efba1e0c)

Is that... a picture from Braid?

EDIT:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.fastclick.net%2Ffastclick.net%2Fcid242472%2Fprsm728x90ad3.jpg&hash=47bc9c57250d17142f7a9c3add5e4b3e)

I wish for death.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 05, 2011, 12:56:01 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCJrlxozlyuSJOBDYBRhPMgghWP9E9uYTyg&hash=3066bfb158f8a1547e43b7efdc51c95c)
Seriously, what the hell is up with this ad.

Those are not flowers.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 05, 2011, 01:02:52 AM
Yeah but they're found in flowers.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 05, 2011, 01:16:24 AM
Not any flowers in my house if they know what's good for them.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 05, 2011, 07:18:59 PM
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi51.tinypic.com%2F30vyzqd.jpg&hash=53bc4b570d1578a8873dfea650d68262)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 05, 2011, 08:27:45 PM
His face is permanently stuck that way.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on May 05, 2011, 08:35:10 PM
Not a banner ad, but easily as [wtd] as any of the ones posted in this thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E15PE7iGT0U
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on May 05, 2011, 08:49:52 PM
Quick! Delete that before Lizard Dude sees it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 06, 2011, 12:39:19 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foi51.tinypic.com%2F30vyzqd.jpg&hash=53bc4b570d1578a8873dfea650d68262)
This reminds me of one of the supposed origins of Alfred E. Neuman.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 07, 2011, 08:29:01 PM
Quick! Delete that before Lizard Dude sees it.
???



(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flgg5jq.blu.livefilestore.com%2Fy1pIP9IAnPq1fjuj0jc8fUedZldwLTlejD9PGKk_VwRJSoq1JIZ6hTtiWSuxw_XEyUvoQ3_tKI2KEw45lYgJcpqkixk9xLPFhUk%2F0_78c0e_34d14b2b_M.gif%3Fpsid%3D1&hash=69969b6201dacd7f868e0d519e4aac2f)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on May 07, 2011, 08:40:46 PM
Eat noodles like only a pharaoh could
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on May 07, 2011, 09:05:12 PM
Or a lion. It's a neat idea, but looks silly.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 08, 2011, 12:32:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLWWtgqDG2M.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 08, 2011, 03:52:31 PM
Local Pentecostal Sitters
Avoid Expensive Agency Fees. Free Background Checks. Fast & Easy
www.Care.com/Babysitter

Don't babies kinda speak in tongues anyway?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on May 09, 2011, 05:02:30 PM
???
I thought the character in that ad was from Space Channel 5.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on May 09, 2011, 05:08:05 PM
What? No. That's Hatsune Miku, one of the voices in Yamaha's VOCALOID voice-synthesis line.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 10, 2011, 09:31:09 AM
Shame on anyone who cannot recognize her.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FForeverYoung.jpg%3Ft%3D1305039758&hash=c7c82002682606b8ce2030f7e4de32ab)
Apparently, she's planning on attending Ponce de Leon University.

EDIT: I kept trying to ignore these on sing365.com, but it just became impossible.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcontent.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net%2Fatoms%2F31%2F71%2Fe3%2Fb6%2F3171e3b6e3095688237d2e0e640e529f.jpg&hash=dbafa59b9ea6e2a50de6b23371644bde)

Also, they had a picture of Jew-chan labeled "Girl with deadly nose disease"! Now, that's just offensive.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 14, 2011, 06:36:32 PM
Double post to an edit be [darn]ed--this is serious.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-cdn.mediaplex.com%2F0%2F9273%2F121787%2Fclinicurology300x250.jpg&hash=ae1f0cb0c6e8d5c7968bed366e3f5056)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 15, 2011, 12:22:37 AM
I actually did pee when I laughed once (in second grade).
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 15, 2011, 02:26:46 AM
Do you think BP shivers when he laughs as well?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 18, 2011, 11:13:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5Gn8jt55LQ.

I can't decide whether this is genius or retarded. Perhaps I'll never know.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 19, 2011, 12:10:44 AM
The one's hell of a baby bulge at 0:42.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on May 19, 2011, 02:25:51 AM
I laughed. And shivered a little. And there were peas.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 21, 2011, 01:20:35 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCIvCoMCRwd-QwAEQ2AUYWjIIBzGF5R9qfUI&hash=c87c2575cb35455df1b87639176c936f)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 21, 2011, 01:53:15 AM
1) lolspelling, and
2) "Plenty of fish" brings to mind a particularly uncouth hooker.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 24, 2011, 02:12:56 PM
!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 25, 2011, 09:18:26 AM
There's nothing bad about this ad--I just thought it was funny how this is being promoted in France.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fads.yimg.com%2Fa%2Fa%2Ffr%2Fhangover25052011%2F300x250.jpg&hash=c143dc81d2a778db115c5aa0f07d032f)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 28, 2011, 10:58:18 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F3046983%2F728x90_lswinners_05172011_110321_728x90_SnorkleGirl.jpg&hash=a32d4f6bf7e379b02bf07f3cb739675f)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 29, 2011, 08:06:20 AM
I can see at least one.

EDIT: My brother caught this one, though I think someone might've posted it before:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FHowGay.jpg&hash=a867ffa7af220e95c8cb65267bea65f1)

Also, what seemed like a fairly tenso-worthy banner for... something.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi14.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa335%2FTrevornater%2FHideTenso.jpg&hash=f4570233b9b07cce5e93b8fa61a73e9b)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: A on May 30, 2011, 11:06:28 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCKi0x-KMjImKZRDYBRhaMghaFeCy4d3DZA&hash=fe2cf667eec986c54298be71b99b521f)
         ^ Lizard Dude, age 13
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 30, 2011, 11:18:40 PM
You steal one candy bar and your mugshot gets plastered on the Internet for the next 13 years. I tell you what.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 30, 2011, 11:20:53 PM
What you did to that candy bar was inexcusable. It became scarred for life.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 31, 2011, 12:01:04 AM
When it melted in my hands and not in my mouth I just couldn't control myself. Things got messy, spiraled out of control.

I SERVED MY TIME, MAN   BACK OFF!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 31, 2011, 12:31:10 AM
Flash Yourself Now...
Play Flash Games Online Psst... Don't tell anyone!
www.flashgamewarehouse.com
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 31, 2011, 04:30:34 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F22694-1304436602.jpg&hash=6a57c699f58e1e13cfd5b482fc9074d8)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 31, 2011, 04:48:49 PM
I am pure terrified right now.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 01, 2011, 08:44:28 PM
I'd do it.


Old meme alert:
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on June 03, 2011, 07:00:51 PM
http://www.oddpic.com/upload/Pictures/thumbs/centipedes-in-my-vagina_big.jpg
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 03, 2011, 07:18:33 PM
Old meme alert:
http://www.oddpic.com/upload/Pictures/thumbs/centipedes-in-my-vagina_big.jpg

Was that intentional?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on June 03, 2011, 09:19:09 PM
Intention? In a Luigison post?

Eh
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 14, 2011, 12:12:23 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCNmrsIK9he3_LBCsAhjvATIIPyACfkVrJFk&hash=7e488dc3287a7ce84e750df2b196e9c3)

I gave up trying to find a "At First I Was X... But Then I Was Y" for this.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 16, 2011, 12:24:28 PM
Who knew Chupperson Weird was involved with Wikipedia?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 16, 2011, 01:09:33 PM
Yeah, I had a feeling I wasn't the only person who did a double-take when they saw that.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on June 20, 2011, 03:16:19 PM
Because courting is a art.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on June 30, 2011, 11:18:59 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-3Yr51KQI3pk/Tg1Rm7JzLfI/AAAAAAAAF4Q/J5hqJd6N0yY/s800/thatisnotwhatiwouldhaveexpectedtobeatthaturl%25252Cjustsayin.PNG)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 09, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi-cdn.servedbyopenx.com%2F273%2F2732b2df3db1100300d49e826d822014ea3e23e2%2F931%2F931e1ce256f83ecb7a1d082db5306cfc.jpg&hash=730feb47b5907a386b58027fd828b448)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi-cdn.servedbyopenx.com%2F273%2F2732b2df3db1100300d49e826d822014ea3e23e2%2Fe91%2Fe91aac836c979ebdd3d42e34d8a0991f.jpg&hash=168a24405ef1ffbac653a855c6cbb807)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Qwerty on July 15, 2011, 02:57:22 PM
I'm all for a good Mario game, but one coming from a website called "playpickle" sounds questionable.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 17, 2011, 12:47:16 PM
A little IRL example of sorts that I came across at a Portland record store. (http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a335/Trevornater/PosterIHardlyKnowHer.jpg?t=1310926595) (NSFW or not, depending on your employer's policy on sideboob)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 17, 2011, 12:52:14 PM
Might wanna put a "slightly NSFW" warning on that link.  Just sayin'.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 17, 2011, 03:36:32 PM
Fair enough. Just a sec...

EDIT: Ah, so that (http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Why_Mario_Risks_His_Life.htm)'s where they got it (different verse, same as the first)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 18, 2011, 11:38:12 PM
PosterIHardlyKnowHer.jpg

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Post by: Weegee on August 11, 2011, 06:15:30 PM
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If you call your sport "footie," are you really still allowed to be a heterosexual male?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 17, 2011, 08:41:35 PM
"Footie" sounds like a sport played by thong-wearing European men.
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Post by: Weegee on September 14, 2011, 10:41:53 PM
I wanted to be a father someday, but then I saw this ad.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on September 23, 2011, 04:12:51 PM
At least it's not Babby.

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Post by: A on September 29, 2011, 05:56:20 PM
Heh, "small business"
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Question: What could this ad add to cater to its audience even more?
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Post by: CoconutMikeNIke on September 30, 2011, 02:36:15 AM
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Because we all know cute anime characters increase the chance that we'll check out the new 2011 Toyota Corolla.
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But it's funny that they've got banner ads now.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 08, 2012, 01:31:45 AM
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I like that Ask.com advertises on Google with a picture of an iPhone.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: A on March 09, 2012, 03:35:41 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FSuTlP.jpg&hash=9a98834d92cfd30b64c63e57082509fb)

seems legit
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 15, 2012, 04:40:13 PM
Do I want to find out what letters that phone number could stand for?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 15, 2012, 06:05:25 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fpagead%2Fimgad%3Fid%3DCICAgMDOg76bJRCsAhg8MgjsULAgCPnX0Q&hash=7028444a0474ca7f94dc9c27baa8cba9)

"Warfighter"? What, "soldier" isn't a manly enough word anymore?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on March 15, 2012, 06:22:24 PM
They're revolutionary peacekeepers, like firefighters.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on April 01, 2012, 10:14:14 AM
http://adblockforchrome.blogspot.com/2012/03/inturdusing-catblock.html
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 22, 2012, 05:41:58 PM
Is that... a trollface?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 15, 2012, 09:59:31 AM
L-lol...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F15708248800216264689&hash=f68c8f17eac41de4cf6100cd40bdbf71)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 15, 2012, 07:27:14 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F3874210252329642653&hash=9ac5462df072bcaef8ffad5a4bdf0278)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 24, 2012, 02:05:09 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FMOel1.png&hash=7a85b2f37ad231e348a6dd3d8302b0d1)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on August 24, 2012, 11:03:51 AM
Well, yeah, but I doubt I'll find it in a [dukar]ty Civ clone.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on August 24, 2012, 04:39:01 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FMOel1.png&hash=7a85b2f37ad231e348a6dd3d8302b0d1)

What search term(s) brought up that ad?  Was it a video game related search and a history of porn related searches or the other way around? 

Quote
These ads are based on your:
• current search terms
• recent searches on Google
Visit Google’s Ads Preferences Manager to learn more, block specific advertisers, or opt out of personalized ads.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on August 24, 2012, 06:46:06 PM
Video Game Stuff
www.videogamecharm.com
video game stuff for gamers collectible items under 4.99

Wait, video game stuff is intended for gamers?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on August 24, 2012, 07:09:07 PM
Technically, an "orgy" can mean any kind of wild party. Just sayin'.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on October 06, 2012, 06:59:00 PM
I thought these died with Evony.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on November 27, 2012, 01:14:27 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F9902288777853620990&hash=1c3dc2a11231432d307701f0f89e60d3)
Creepy.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on November 27, 2012, 04:14:43 PM
He must not have heeded the warning of one of those "repost this in five other videos or your mom will die tomorrow" YouTube comments.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TheMightyThor on November 27, 2012, 06:11:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F9902288777853620990&hash=1c3dc2a11231432d307701f0f89e60d3)
Creepy.
That would be kinda creepy if it weren't for that lame font.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on December 02, 2012, 08:56:06 AM
This is where it goes. (http://transformationstreatment.com/holistic-addiction-treatment-florida/?kw=&ad=17053696392&gclid=CNKWsfT7-7MCFcxAMgodYCEAOg) It's just a drug awareness site.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 17, 2013, 02:23:13 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAntT4rCMAA8Mvx.png:large)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2013, 05:05:01 PM
Steak that rare had might as well be poop.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on January 20, 2013, 04:33:45 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F16074768846426356413&hash=c885fd48ea04c4dce9c484eb873f8180)

seemslegit.png
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on January 21, 2013, 08:08:02 PM
http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/ubiquitous-tiny-belly-online-ad-part-of-scheme-government-says/2011/06/27/gIQAbI6Q1H_story.html
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 21, 2013, 09:35:00 PM
Really? It worked wonders for me.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 21, 2013, 10:34:18 PM
Speaking of scams: four-page news articles that could fit on one.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 22, 2013, 04:06:44 PM
That's so they can force readers to subscribe to the read whole story, of course.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 22, 2013, 10:40:43 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fds.serving-sys.com%2FBurstingRes%2F%2F%2FSite-63891%2FType-0%2F5acd398b-6ad9-4e3a-bbcb-a79a430c883c.jpg&hash=be9db6b872bf2e86a1084ceb3a5d8786)
Chris me you fool!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 27, 2013, 11:07:26 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F15295513794336540309&hash=952f8087546a90282f6be2c6a00cbdc9)

I know every business loves to jump on the "green" bandwagon, but it has to make sense. What, is it so I don't waste gas driving to see some chick in Kirkland?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on February 07, 2013, 01:15:06 PM
LGBT Asylum Lawyers
www.myattorneyusa.com
LGBT Asylum, Refugee Protection Lawyers. CALL US NOW: (866) 456-865
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 19, 2013, 10:15:44 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F12109326214328861439&hash=47cc9f54c43db42087eaa03d32b3620c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 19, 2013, 10:54:50 AM
Is the petition in favor of teaching immoral sex acts?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Suffix on February 19, 2013, 11:21:05 AM
Double outrage! I hate reading ads of any kind that fail to ask a complete question. Triple outrage!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 09, 2013, 08:14:50 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F8444381054096208516&hash=9da6e5e4ed5f624e82ed2a84d34df7cf)

Boy, it's going to be really awkward if I'm the only one getting these ads.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on April 10, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
You're the only man they want.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BriGuy92 on April 10, 2013, 02:10:48 PM
LEAVE FLABBY ALONE
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on April 10, 2013, 02:36:08 PM
LEAVE CARBS ALONE
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 01, 2013, 03:36:32 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fgz5Rgk0.jpg&hash=06a333c0e24c1353c138bd110161152c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on May 01, 2013, 04:50:41 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwordlesstech.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2FAnti-Smoking-Advertisements-7.jpg&hash=4c9cc88d3973be4289f574f32bb300ae)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 01, 2013, 08:59:56 PM
Is everyone else getting this ad at the top of every page here? (Please say yes.)

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F9EtmDhd.png&hash=0806db380ad685c7971a2ee2f33907ab)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 01, 2013, 09:51:43 PM
I can do nothing for you, son.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 02, 2013, 06:25:32 AM
le

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Fsimgad%2F7750017669270360509&hash=9364a5851311588de97d97f042cd3c18)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BriGuy92 on May 02, 2013, 10:28:35 AM
A few years ago, my mom had a friend who was not the brightest. She "enrolled" (read: started taking online classes) at the nearest Le Cordon Bleu. She was so happy to finally be "pursuing her dream of cooking" (she was the sort of person who called everything she did "pursuing her dream") that she needed to tell absolutely anyone she saw about it. She also liked to include various facts about the school whenever she talked about it. As a result, I got to hear her tell everyone she encountered about how she was learning to be a chef, and that "Le Cordon Bleu" means "chicken with ham and cheese."

It doesn't mean that. It means "the blue rope." Chicken Cordon Bleu is in fact the name of a dish made with chicken, ham, and cheese, but it has nothing to do with the cooking school.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 02, 2013, 03:04:51 PM
I don't see anything funny or interesting about the ad though.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 02, 2013, 06:50:36 PM
What has happened is a basic French word was reappropriated by thirteen-year-old 9gaggers, and now someone found its proper usage funny.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 02, 2013, 09:31:23 PM
What has happened is a basic French word was reappropriated by thirteen-year-old 9gaggers, and now someone found its proper usage funny.
No, it was just that the advertised school is supposedly "#1 in the nation," yet they have been kind of obscure, and apparently it's online courses. (read: online recipe book)

And Mario fansites usually have nothing to do with cooking.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on May 03, 2013, 06:17:11 AM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/mariopedia/name/Tayce_T
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on May 03, 2013, 04:45:08 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fgz5Rgk0.jpg&hash=06a333c0e24c1353c138bd110161152c)
I didn't WTD with that ad because I know the guy is really 74.  It's not a photoshop.  I've read about him and on a related note am now taking testosterone. 
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 04, 2013, 07:57:39 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNgL5t9t.png&hash=e7943d4fcebf19e20dd22dbd0009cb3b)

Seems legit.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 04, 2013, 08:11:45 PM
Why do I suddenly feel thirsty for a certain carbonated cola beverage?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 07, 2013, 05:54:08 AM
I have a sudden urge to drink Coke.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 07, 2013, 11:51:53 AM
I was thinking RC Cola.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 02, 2013, 10:15:46 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F5048924666957125755&hash=c608183ae82aca2dd1b9db9c0cde4fd7)

WARNING: NO LESBIANS ALLOWED.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on September 02, 2013, 10:28:39 PM
^The ad

Save for the errant lesbian, I don't think they need worry about any girls signing up for Evony 2.0.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Kimimaru on September 18, 2013, 08:47:14 PM
I found this one on YouTube:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimageshack.com%2Fscaled%2F800x600%2F826%2Fewl4.png&hash=8bfb19c1cbc347e11bcd9ad7c197584a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on September 18, 2013, 08:59:41 PM
Save for the errant lesbian,
What can't we call into question with that preface?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on September 26, 2013, 06:52:54 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewevolutiondesigns.com%2Fimages%2Fpreviews%2F30-creative-shoe-advertisements.jpg&hash=2bbf9c3dbaf116f3186a6af8b28092d8)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on October 02, 2013, 01:23:55 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Faclk%3Fsa%3Dl%26amp%3Bai%3DCG9Kn_dVEUritOsm_lQeRxIDgCdfRt9kF35aC1IgBr4Sy-i0QASCe_80EUPyS2en5_____wFgyYaAgNwjoAGpsK3NA8gBAagDAcgD0wSqBJkBT9CloVrJYsEwA1XWb0W9jcDnQwJvzGafcLesqsCCWp0Cbzj58SsqzaTxiRUvzkCBy-QJMSMxG4mK6tSzhjtxCsH7I9OCXdOZb5TbTXKV51C_R0xS8i37KZt0NuX5Fv-l8ltEd9kXsXv71O6l7wVmyrnh4NWqjsw6UgdXrymokLHxPbkTLkDGEO-e24YEbTF94cCIncGfKXin2AYCgAe_z9Iy%26amp%3Bnum%3D1%26amp%3Bsig%3DAOD64_3H0ppwjXzvJbuRv2SEgFDbcUii5w%26amp%3Bclient%3Dca-pub-0596905340593187%26amp%3Badurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fm.homes.com%2F%253Fcmp%253DGoogleMobileDisplay&hash=460ea0c58f151e4c5946972bb65fb8e6)

Edit: this was originally a post from a spambot. Not sure why it's IAH's post now.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 04, 2013, 08:20:19 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn2sitescout.edgesuite.net%2Fcpcode39%2Fpres1-254a482.jpg&hash=7341780a5b8c0cf93b2c883803be9d28)

It's not present in this jpg, but this ad keeps appearing under "The End of Obama?" Clearly, I'm missing something.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on October 04, 2013, 09:08:40 PM
The demelanization procedure had complications.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on October 06, 2013, 09:48:19 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgoogleads.g.doubleclick.net%2Faclk%3Fsa%3Dl%26amp%3Bai%3DC2FMH0IVRUov1HqrGwQHfj4HADMSA7JQEnIqr5i3AjbcBEAEgnv_NBFCq36ffA2DJhoCAwCSgAdji6_wDyAEBqAMByAPTBKoEmgFP0Ik0Tv_1VcLXQqHPL4lvvLj6VidIe61HpcQqK-qmqDrTL2AyvLnXZWr8xO7_Y6BmoFtQCgyf4LXQqXWs8Prpp8pMw2ZC3GiV8FSLkFsK9z49SBnkVvDzTGoyM6GNcgxTVaQjSfcxmIegfAZZtT2ngwMdGebSc59O6NR7L6pWjYDl3atc69YaOI6gnSItXGtasP0TXvrzbBGv2AYCgAeQnZQD%26amp%3Bnum%3D1%26amp%3Bsig%3DAOD64_3pnj4K3fR5yaXR69GB4qHV5M_hCw%26amp%3Bclient%3Dca-pub-0596905340593187%26amp%3Badurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.questchat.com&hash=a53829f13722674e7776c4fb0c75bc08)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on October 06, 2013, 10:22:56 AM
...mock if old...
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 06, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
That looks like a very practical pirate outfit that provides many tactical advantages in combat.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on October 08, 2013, 07:50:32 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F3963771%2FBF4WgenPBM728x90eUS_AnnounceFindOut.jpg&hash=c6c4a80b30529d4f58fe6c88afb20868)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2013, 02:42:11 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs0.2mdn.net%2Fviewad%2F3963771%2FBF4WgenPBM728x90eUS_AnnounceFindOut.jpg&hash=c6c4a80b30529d4f58fe6c88afb20868)

The image didn't show in your post for me, but going to http://s0.2mdn.net/viewad/3963771/BF4WgenPBM728x90eUS_AnnounceFindOut.jpg revealed it.  What am I seeing?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 19, 2013, 09:30:30 AM
JUST WANT TO SAY I'M PSYCHED
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on October 19, 2013, 09:52:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000822867536/3f5a00acf72df93528b6bb7cd0a4fd0c.jpeg)
Wow

                  Such ad

                                                         Much late

                                   Very ABC
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 19, 2013, 04:07:14 PM
Well yes, but I'm sure I can catch it online somewhere.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on November 02, 2013, 02:07:26 PM
Yay certification
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on November 09, 2013, 04:59:24 PM
I was watching The Simpson when the dryer beeped so I inadvertently paused the TV at about the 22 second mark of this commercial:  http://www.ispot.tv/ad/71gv/motorola-moto-x-customize-song-by-kanye-west

On my way back up from checking on the laundry my daughter asked, "Did you turn the Wii U on?" referring to the paused screen. 
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on November 10, 2013, 10:46:10 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oldamericancentury.org%2Fstore%2Fimages%2Fteachers_promo.jpg&hash=98cd9574b4ad30475f9cb1c6f03a787d)

LOL!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on January 10, 2014, 09:39:30 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpagead2.googlesyndication.com%2Fsimgad%2F17937043760725031646&hash=e7722d60fafe6729ef9ed62ae6ef3287) Gotta file those taxes!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on January 16, 2014, 02:32:13 PM
That's silly. A lot of employers don't send their W2's out until that date anyway.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on February 20, 2014, 09:48:56 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-cdn.mediaplex.com%2F0%2F7474%2F2_11_14_bnr_norton_2014_aff_core_728x90.png&hash=be8e52b6cb576e3caac7c473d2b493f1)
So yeah I guess they're good guys. Not really
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on March 19, 2014, 10:39:37 AM
Yep, advertise the Xbox One on a Mario fansite. Good job, respective marketing teams.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on March 19, 2014, 01:53:36 PM
I see what you're saying, but just because one plays Mario games doesn't mean that that's all one plays.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on March 19, 2014, 03:43:26 PM
I know, and I'm pretty sure that they probably didn't go through each site on the internet that runs ads to determine if they should advertise there, they probably just went for video game themed websites.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on March 19, 2014, 07:10:25 PM
I would imagine that's what happened.

"But what if these run on irrelevant sites?"

"Pfft. They're all gamers. Nobody will ever notice."
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 27, 2014, 01:16:14 PM
Normally, ads for random games don't catch my attention too much, but the logo seems to have a bit of a political affiliation.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 27, 2014, 01:53:17 PM
I'd be terrified if I saw that rolling over the horizon.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on May 30, 2014, 06:13:22 PM
Kill you with a giant soccer ball.  Yes We Can!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 29, 2014, 09:30:19 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.projectwonderful.com%2Fimg%2Fuploads%2Fpics%2F100858-1403055644.jpg&hash=231f20287749508de956043d2617032d)

I've got a bad feeling about this.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 21, 2014, 11:41:35 PM
He's BACK

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAbyLfYV.png&hash=e6926e289f14b956b68df98cbb0b986c)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on July 21, 2014, 11:55:26 PM
I see he's taken some art cues from Braid.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Luigison on July 22, 2014, 05:51:41 AM
The cake is a lie.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Toad on July 22, 2014, 12:51:45 PM
I would play that, but not from some site that will give me viruses.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: TheMightyThor on July 24, 2014, 02:05:52 AM
He's BACK

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FAbyLfYV.png&hash=e6926e289f14b956b68df98cbb0b986c)

I clicked it out of curiosity.

I just wanted to see what the game was like, but then I got some warning from the site talking about how I agree to give them some information or some bull[dukar], so I just closed the tab.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on November 09, 2014, 04:08:04 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNsMDQ90l.jpg&hash=7aa7308e96c82b88a01dd5648ad876d9)

Well, Bowser has a shell.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on November 09, 2014, 07:40:45 AM
I was 99% sure this was the guy who played the "death fetishist" in season two of The X-Files when I first saw it.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on November 09, 2014, 12:06:57 PM
This thread almost makes me with I didn't have AdBlock installed.

Almost.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 01, 2015, 12:10:57 AM
I clicked one of those 'sexy' browser game ads so you don't have to (http://boingboing.net/2015/05/29/i-clicked-one-of-those-sexy.html)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 29, 2016, 03:19:14 PM
(https://67.media.tumblr.com/d985122f483669689cd668437288ccbd/tumblr_o65q3gJLg71r34y4ho1_540.png)

Civony/Evony has been reincarnated for the modern era
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on April 29, 2016, 03:39:53 PM
They all look as though they just smelled a fart
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on April 29, 2016, 08:37:02 PM
That's the best description of hentai reaction faces in the history of mankind.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: WarpRattler on May 01, 2016, 01:13:16 AM
Clash of Cuties is one of the many mobile games I've tried where I played and uninstalled the game in less time than it took to download it.

Most notably, none of the artwork in that ad (which is significantly worse than any of the other ads I've seen for the game, which have all just been ordinary mobile game ads showing a little bit of gameplay and some stills of character portraits to show off the fact that the game has cute anime girls) is related to the game itself (which is an incredibly generic autobattle RPG)!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 01, 2016, 07:54:56 AM
"Insider Financial Tips"
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on May 01, 2016, 11:11:23 AM
Blind the bear, kill it, sell its corpse.
Insider Financial Tips
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 02, 2016, 07:44:11 AM
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but is that not just a fan-made lightsaber with fake blue smoke superimposed on it?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 02, 2016, 02:42:19 PM
Are you saying you couldn't blind a bear with a lightsaber?

You have much to learn, young padawan.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: BP on May 02, 2016, 03:28:06 PM
If by the end of episode 9 Snoke doesn't turn out to be a big hologram with the real thing being a space bear I'm never watching a Star Wars ever again
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 02, 2016, 06:07:17 PM
Leaked screenshot from the credits cookie for Episode VIII.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.chud.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F03%2FScreen-shot-2012-03-29-at-2.07.36-PM.png&hash=119419a4f08a89b4b57dfdb999b64f86)

EDIT: Now available in green. No word on if this one is effective on bears, though.

(https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/9701035545753369649)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 29, 2016, 12:45:36 PM
(https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/18375022223320000742)

i thought those were called nipples
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 30, 2016, 10:23:49 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FBKDtGPJ.png&hash=97f194a1a7f20b9fd91672c10d9ae368)

I don't know if this or farmersonly is a more specific dating site
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on May 30, 2016, 08:20:21 PM
...You don't want to find the ladyboy of your dreams?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 18, 2016, 09:55:59 PM
seemslegit.exe
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on July 18, 2016, 11:00:40 PM
Why walk into the street looking at your phone when you can walk into the street looking at your PC?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lakitu on July 23, 2016, 02:15:29 AM
i saw that too and had the exact same reaction.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 06, 2016, 10:31:54 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy9jh9kW8AEs_C9.jpg)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on December 07, 2016, 03:23:59 PM
nice meme
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lakitu on December 07, 2016, 04:31:57 PM
Deck the hall with boughs of weed?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 10, 2016, 09:17:44 AM
The 420 Days of Christmas
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on December 12, 2016, 12:54:26 AM
How is the site powered directly by Snoop Dogg himself?
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on December 12, 2016, 02:29:28 PM
Snoop Essence
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 12, 2016, 03:16:03 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg-1.newatlas.com%2Ffree-electric-bike-1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dformat%252Ccompress%26amp%3Bch%3DWidth%252CDPR%26amp%3Bfit%3Dcrop%26amp%3Bh%3D347%26amp%3Bq%3D60%26amp%3Brect%3D0%252C336%252C875%252C492%26amp%3Bw%3D616%26amp%3Bs%3D4ceb46e97dff60f67ef6a311c929bac4p&hash=40003ab957486c60eab3a57ed2178fa0)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Tavros on December 12, 2016, 04:40:21 PM
more accurately
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvWtsJnP.png&hash=3b61c2bada3d096f93e6077532153ad9)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 13, 2016, 02:16:19 AM
LOL, good work.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lakitu on December 13, 2016, 04:29:23 PM
LOL, good work.

Even got the shirt collar and everything!
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 04, 2017, 01:05:43 PM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15826564_10154925037318453_2274135373892473895_n.jpg?oh=54dbfa514dc44499e4e79a6d73079aac&oe=58ED5B85)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Lakitu on January 04, 2017, 04:28:01 PM
(https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15826564_10154925037318453_2274135373892473895_n.jpg?oh=54dbfa514dc44499e4e79a6d73079aac&oe=58ED5B85)

Snoop Dogg + that guy on the bike = this guy
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 04, 2017, 09:36:34 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F6XDVDA2.png&hash=80ce4f741b4c8ea20be593c381710f7a)
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: Weegee on January 06, 2017, 04:00:46 PM
According to legend, anyone who smokes enough weed will turn into Willie Nelson.
Title: Re: What Is Up With These Ads?
Post by: bobbysq1337 on January 22, 2017, 01:25:36 AM
Goodgame Bigfarm