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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #765 on: July 22, 2009, 06:13:42 PM »
I think I lost in several ways.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

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« Reply #766 on: July 22, 2009, 07:12:55 PM »
The bush in the bottom right completely ruins the illusion in that version of the picture.

It's a tattoo.
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« Reply #767 on: July 22, 2009, 09:55:22 PM »
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #768 on: July 24, 2009, 11:40:08 AM »




The only Spanish phrases you need to survive are "Necesito comida," "Necesito agua," "Lo siento, soy americano," and "Tengo el montezuma." And "Por favor, no habla tan rapido" can help too.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2009, 07:10:45 PM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Captain Jim

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« Reply #769 on: July 29, 2009, 12:20:07 AM »
No! I don't want that!

Reading

  • is FUNdamental
« Reply #770 on: July 30, 2009, 11:39:26 AM »
I haven't seen any of those "Evony" ads for the last few days. Which is a relief.

I remember when those ads first appeared and got progressively more suggestive. I imagine this was the thought process of the people putting out those ads...

"OK, we've just made a totally generic online game! Let's put out an ad with a knight on it to make it look cool!"

"...No one's signed up? All right, let's a put a girl on there instead and see what we get."

"...Still nothing? Let's make that girl a lot more suggestive. That'll get people!"

"...No one again? All right. Let's fill the entire ad with that suggestive lady and just put the name in one little corner."

"...Still no one? OK, forget it."
We went to see them for the first time in 5 years because they were going away for 3 years.

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #771 on: July 30, 2009, 03:55:16 PM »
Actually not a terrible game.  Only the ads are awful.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #772 on: July 30, 2009, 04:04:15 PM »
You're saying you fell for them? Suckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #773 on: July 30, 2009, 04:10:00 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #774 on: July 30, 2009, 04:50:02 PM »
Evony: Recommended by Kingdom Hearts-loving religious fundamentalist ultro-conservatives everywhere so you know it's good

« Reply #775 on: July 30, 2009, 04:54:58 PM »
Unsuccessful Trolling: Reccomended by fatties who love to play with their Easy Bake ovens everywhere so yeah
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Glorb

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« Reply #776 on: July 30, 2009, 05:17:42 PM »
Unsuccessful Comebacks: They're funny so keep making them.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #777 on: July 30, 2009, 05:54:35 PM »
FALRLGALGHLAGLHALRRGLA: GLAHRFLRLFALGRLALFGRL
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #778 on: July 30, 2009, 09:58:06 PM »
Colons: Only Weegee bolds them.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #779 on: July 30, 2009, 10:51:57 PM »
Details: Only CrossEyed notices them. And thinks that three is an odd number.
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