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Princess peach (dits) has come to isle delfino on relax time away from toads and their mental problems but some stode away but froze to death in the luggage compartment 2 sentanes only.
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then the plane crashed.
*ninte*
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Interesting user name...
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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and Mario was in the airplanes bathroom, so it wasn't a pretty sight when the plane flipped upside-down...
If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?
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And there was a 20-foot deep hole in the ground and everyone squashed like an accordion.
I write poetry when I`m not looking.
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Then when they got to isle delfino a toad slipped in the "icky-paint like goop"& died.
Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
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And Peach laughed, and laughed, and laughed until she was foaming at the mouth.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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And then Peach died of rabies. Hahahaha.
(I like this story)
Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
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But toadsworth wasn't sure if the Princess was really dead, so he shoved a piece of fried chicken up her nose.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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And somehow Peach was revived, and she slapped the living crap out of Toadsworth for shoving chicken up her nose.
Meanwhile, Luigi was brainwashed by some evil force, and decided to shoot the Yoshies on the island with a Super Soaker. To everyone's surprise, they all melted.
Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
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And all the ice cream in the world suddenly appeared above their heads, and it melted, too.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And then it started raining cheese.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Then the monkey in your soul ate it.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Dumb joke in:...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...
Then everything went dark (Dark Days on Isle Delfino)...
(told you it was dumb).
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 3/5/2003 7:49:38 PM
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Dumb joke #2
Then Mario had an idea.
So then it lit up the surrounding area.
(Light bulb)
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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The strange abundance of melted things, combined with the heat from the light, caused the entire island to become melted.
Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
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When the island cooled all the citizens were stuck in the ground.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Then a Toad asked, "Whose bright idea was this?"
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then Mario ate the island witha side of mashed potatoes.
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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But Mario forgot he was allergic to potatoes, and he threw up. Except for the burning stomach acid, the island was saved!
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Mario's stomach acid eroded the island from the shape of a dolphin to the shape of...
...Wario?
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Then Wario popped out of a pipe and stole all Mario's money!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But then Wario's pink nose exploded. No reason.
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The snot from Wario's nose covered the entire island (disgusting).
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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and the whole island flooded, only with snot this time. Then Peach ate a slice of bolona
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...and started singing that annoying Oscar Mayer song. Then she spit it out and yelled "YECHH!! BOLOGNA!!" and the island reverted back to its original state.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/9/2003 8:21:04 PM
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but the spit out bolona landed on a Noki, and the Noki exploded. Once again, no reason.
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Then Mario said, "This is way more violent than one-a my games..."
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then Peach ripped her face off to show that she was really Waluigi.
(just so theres no confusion it was a mask)
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
Edited by - Dr. Mario on 3/11/2003 6:01:51 AM
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Mario said "That explains it!" Then, he walloped Waluigi with a side of beef.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But Waluigi ate the beef before it hit him and swollowed it whole. Then he ripped HIS face off to show that he was...
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But Waluigi ate the beef before it hit him and swollowed it whole. Then he ripped face off to show that he was...
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...really Peach!
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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But Peach busted a seam on her dress from eating all that beef... but then, SHE ripped her face off to show that she was really...
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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in pain. She had just ripped her own face off!
"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."
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Then she ate more beef and got so fat she exploded. Then Peach's face...
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...yelled at Peach for being so dumb. When Mario heard, he...
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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took Peach's face, and put it on his face then started running around saying, "Look at me! I'm Peach!"
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 3/18/2003 5:13:52 PM
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Then Woody said "Ah ha. Ah hahaahahahahahahaGIMME THAT," and took his hat back from Mr. Shark.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then a lion jumped out and shot Woody to pieces.
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Then Luigi climbed out of the lion's mouth and said, "Man, Nintendo will do anything to keep me out of a Mario game!"
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Then Mr Shark bit off Mario's butt.
Check your progress at: www.geocities.com/marioadventureboardinfo/characters
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Then the shark died because the butt was contaminated with disease.
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Then Woody slapped the crud outta the lion.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But then Luigi stuck a pole up Woody's A-- and Woody barfed up food from Wendy's and he suffered a horrible death.
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Then Mario went to a plastic surgeon for butt implants.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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then shodow mario appeard with shodow link and stuck the sharp side of his paint brush into the back of marios head
*ninte*
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Then Woody went and kicked Shadow Mario while Mario went after Dark Link. Then Woody said "I've had enough of this," and left the story.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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And Peach's face was floating around and it was licking other people's faces, which made made their faces sting.
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Then Peach used Dream Eater and all of the other stupid Gastly and Haunter moves.
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So Luigi came around the corner with the Poltergust 3000...
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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... and sucked up everybody but Peach's face.
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Then Prof. E. Gadd made them all into paintings and he hung them up in his gallery.
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But then Mario donated some to Blathers to hang in the museum.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then Wario said, "Let me out and I'll give you some cherry pie."
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And Oscar MacPherson couldn't resist.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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then shadow link kissed link and became gay
*ninte*
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But it didn't matter because Link dispached Dark Link straightaway.
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Then a rabid monk jumped shot Link to pieces.
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Then a rabid monk jumped shot out Link to pieces.
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Then a rabid monk jumped out and shot Link to pieces.
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Sorry, I kept trying to edit it before it got posted.
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When Link got to Pieces, he wondered where he was, and looked around.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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He was in Iceland.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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Then... it was cold. And that was wrong.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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He started to put on his coat, but then realized that the coat was made of rancid mutton.
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So he jumped in Zora's River (how the heck did Zora's River get to be on Isle Delfino?!) and acted like a drowning squirrel!
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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But he noticed that he had jumped dimensions and was now sticking out of the ground from the waist up.
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Peach got her face re-attached, but due to a slight medical error she could only speak with a French accent.
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Then Mario screamed 'cuz he suddenly had to go pee REALLY badly.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Then, Sapphira was acting stupid and everybody knew it.
I fear the monkey in your soul.
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Then Mario said...
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Then Peach laughed.
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She was laughing with a French accent, which really, really freaked out Toad. He started running around in circles, hysterically shouting "Look! A chain chomp!"
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This caused the Chain Chomp and the three baby Chain Chomps from Pianta Village to come and pillage the millage. The millage is a word that I made up and it means something, and yet nothing at all. Peach said "zootalo!" and ran around screaming with Toad.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Toad tripped over Mario's face (I don't know how) and fell, with Peach falling on top of him.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Sapphira continued acting stupid because the Piantas warped her mind. She found the FLUDD and doused Mario, Toad and Peach with it.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Then Luigi came out of nowhere (oh yeah) and straddled Sapphira and tried to steal FLUDD back.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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But all the hassle glitched the FLUDD, and it started to douse Luigi with fire.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Then Sapphira, being the nice person she is, found a hose and stopped the fire, even though Luigi had attacked her. But suddenly...
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Peach laughed.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Then Mario sneezed.
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Then Luigi tripped.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Toad farted.
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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Then Wario crapped his pants.
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Then Daisy plugged her nose and got Depends for him.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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When Mario sniffed it, he got brain damage and became mental- he started distorting his face and cooing gibberish (no offense to anybody who knows people who have mental illnesses).
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Ugh, I know too many. Seriously.
Luigi found a miracle cure by combining some stuff we don't want to know about and cured Mario of his illness.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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But the miracle cure gave Mario violent diharrea.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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Yoshi vomitted at the horrid sight. Toad giggled, then threw up also.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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A vomit-fest of preternatural proportions ensued, and by the time everybody had finished puking their guts out, they were standing waste-deep in buteric acid and partially digested foodbits.
Edited by - Hirocon on 4/11/2003 9:34:34 PM
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Lovely picture...
But then the Borg came and assimilated the puke. (I don't know how...nor WHY...)
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then a flood flooded the island and the Borg tried to assimilate the flood and the puke, in hopes of creating a new bio-weapon to use against Species 8472.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then species 4456 came and wiped out species 8472.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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Then Captain Archer and Enterprise came. He wondered what the heck was going on, for somehow all these strange Delta Quadrant creatures and his crew were now in a mysterious dimension known as the Mushroom World.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then Peach shot Bomb-Ombs out of her cannon at the Enterprise. This caused the Enterprise to crash into Caronna Mountain.
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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It's spelled "Corona Mountain," but oh well.
Any way, Peach laughed so hard that she that her face actually turned red, with green polka-dots.
The little critters of nature: they don't know they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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Trip managed to keep the hull plating online, so Enterprise wasn't too damaged, and then it flew out of Corona Mountain, and fired phase cannons at the Bob-omb cannon.
No one can beat me at Star Trek details.
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/12/2003 11:34:02 PM
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Perhaps me. At least on Enterprise and ST: Voyager. Yes, I'm a girl Trekie and a Mario fan.
But soon the Bob-ombs became too much for Enterprise to handle. Desperate in their dire situation, Archer had Hoshi try to communicate with the people down on the surface. Luckily, they discovered they spoke the same language. Perhaps they could come to an agreement and stop the fighting.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Edited by - Sapphira on 4/13/2003 4:51:26 PM
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But Peach started speaking French.
It overloaded their translation devices and blew Toad to bits! (YAY!!)
Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
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Are you kidding? Hoshi can speak a multitude of languages, French included, of course.
Toad was screaming and running around and around because Luigi was hasing him with a Super Soaker. Meanwhile, Enterprise left orbit and went to Vulcan, to report that Earth had gone crazy.
(Heh. Sapphira, you may be a Trekkie, but I am a Trekker. Heheh. I have every episode of TNG, DS9, Voyager and Enterprise, and about 80% of TOS. I'm insane too, but oh well.)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Toad tripped over Luigi, yet surprisingly he was already 10 feet away from him at the moment, and fell into Corona Mountain, where Bowser singed him with hot flames.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
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(CW: What's the difference b/w a Trekkie and Trekker? (And yes, I agree, you ARE insane. Heehee. I have several Voyager tapes I've recorded from TV, since, well, my dad said I couldn't stay up that late on weeknights. Ugh. It's a shame they took it off the air, well at least off UPN.)
Toad screamed in agony from the flames, and everyone just laughed.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Because Peach was laughing, Luigi had just put up with this annoying French-woman. Luigi took Toad's ashes and shoved them up her nose, and it cured Peach's accent, but it caused her to sneeze violently, which sounded like a leather chair that was choking on a burger.
The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/14/2003 12:40:10 PM
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"Singed" doesn't mean "burnt to ashes."
Anyway, Toad reformed after Peach's sneeze, but suddenly he was speaking with a French accent and went nuts and for a swim too.
(Well, I am a Trekker because I know that Trekkers don't like to be called Trekkies. Self-proclaimed Trekkies are not Trekkers. I suppose this has something to do with what level of fandom that you are at, or it could be purely circular logic. At any rate, they still run Voyager on UPN every night here in Tulsa. The series ended anyway.
I'm kinda sad. This month was the last month of Star Trek: The Magazine. There were only 48 issues total.)
You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Then Hurricane Clinton struck, and it nearly wiped out all of Isle Delfino. It caused Toad's body to blow around, back to ashes, and the wind shaped him into the form of a spoon.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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So Toad ran around. He found some ice cream.
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"Mmmmmm...." he said, salivating, "Ice cream..."
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then Homer Simpson yelled at Toad, "Who do you think you are.... Me!"
Scratch here to reveal prize!
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"Shut up and die!" Mario yelled into the phone, at the EMachines Company. (EMachines computers really suck.)
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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"Yes!" Toad screamed, "My name is Homer Jay Simpson! Fear my wrath! Muu hu ha ha ha *cough cough*"
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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And then Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose appeared.
(Matt Groening really likes Rocky and Bullwinkle, which is why Homer's middle name is Jay.)
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Hmm...For someone who doesn't watch the Simpsons, you sure know a lot about it.
Then everyone wondered how all these cartoons kept showing up, considering everyone except the Mario characters had died.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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They kept wondering until the next post.
(Not really, I just (in this case) know a lot about Rocky and Bullwinkle.)
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Then Yoshi stopped thinking and simply acted. He stabbed all the appearing multitude of cartoons and destroyed the mysterious portal in which they came thru.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then the sun disappeared.
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Everyone wondered why it *hadn't* disappeared, for it was 2:36 AM
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Stuff happens quick, and late, in the Mushroom World... as evidenced by the Pianta Village episodes.
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That is something that has always thrown me off. The Mushroom World has a very inconsistant day/night schedule. (In PM, the only time it was night in Toad Town was while riding on the Star Ship to Bowser's Castle.) Although Mario probably prefers to adventure during daylight, so they don't show when he sleeps. ...Aside from Toad Houses and inns.
Then the sun reappeared, b/c Sapphira was too lazy to think of something more creative.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then Mario fried to death because it was obvious that the Earth in the Mushroom World is tilted 270 decrees toward the sun rather than the normal 23 1/2. (That's why it's always daylight. If you don't get it, look in a book.)
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/19/2003 6:22:24 AM
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So then, the king of Grass Land gave 270 decrees, starting with all the laws that were already written.
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Then Mario sat on a bomb.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
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A planet tilted 270 degrees would only have constant sunlight during the summer. But, given that Isle Delfino is a TROPICAL island, and given that the TROPICS of a planet tilted 270 degrees would be at the POLES, the situation is meaningless. The sun would only rise at set on a yearly cycle, and whatever planet Isle Delfino is on must have absurdly fast years if you can go from sunlight to darkness in a matter of seconds (by switching shine sprites as you enter Pianta Village).
Interestingly enough, the title of this topic is "dark days" on isle delfino. Chew on that.
Edited by - Hirocon on 4/20/2003 5:37:18 PM
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My brain hurts.
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No! Educational!! Must...wash...brain.... Ahhh...The wonderful bliss of knowing all I want to know.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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Then thinking quickly....
...I said thinking quickly...
Oh, sorry
Mario went to destroy the giant manta ray.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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It was no use because Mario had dropped FLUDD into a toilet before flushing. And everyone knows that the only way to destroy a giant manta ray is with a crazy, hi-tech water gun.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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so mario sat on the beach And I threw a Bomb at him
Call me Yoshi James Yoshi
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Then Bowser Jr. slapped Secret agent Yoshi across the face because he didn't have that good of grammar, and it was apparent he copied nintendoexpert89's last post but re-worded it.
No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/1/2003 4:30:50 PM
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Then Bowser came to congradulate his son, but fell in a trap.
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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"The Parent Trap" kept playing over and over until he could take it no more.
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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
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"Dexter, boy genius; Dexter, the Cookie. I'm going to bop you! You're a stupid girl! Get out, get out, GET OUT! Yup, Yup, don't touch anything!" said the parrot that Dexter built. ("The Parrot Trap")
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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Then Bowser jr reilized people make mistakes and learn from them and slaped nintendoexpert across the@#% and bowser kicked him. then mario laghed with all his might and he exploded.
Call me Yoshi James Yoshi
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Do *I* make so many spelling mistakes, anyhow? No. Shut up.
So Peach tried to glue the pieces of Mario back together, and realized it was no use.
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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I LOVE that episode of Dexter's Lab! That was even my signature for a while!
Then Dexter's parrot captured Mario and flew him to the cave of wonders where all the leprechauns' gold was stuck. Billy Bob Thornton liked pie and blew up with an exploding bomb cake. The people liked fleeing children so much they built Godzilla's throne room out of three-month-old cheese.
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This is starting to sound like Mario Nonsense.
Then Jack Sprat ate some fat and Bill(y Bob Thorton) came tumbling after. He crashed into Bruce Willis, and the two decided to rob the Delfino Bank.
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You know, CW, that you can download that episode with KaZaA. I have, and I agree, it's great, and it was in good quality.
Then Dexter's parrot rescued Mario, but it was flying backwards as usual, and it took Mario out into the Arctic Ocean.
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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But then, the unthinkable happened...
Mario, in his efforts to find his pancake, had accidentally eaten a dictionary, and when he flushed the dictionary-poop down his toilet clogged. This caused his toilet to overflow and run into the main pipeline for Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunatly, Yoshi was drinking out of the toilet at that time, and then Mario's poo came up through the toilet and Yoshi ate it. Yoshi then transformed into...
Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
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... a mutated Toad: It had orange blood-shot eyes looking in two different directions; toxic drool dripping from the mouth; sticky, crusty, dry, and bile-colored skin; a long, hot soup tongue for a nose; *one* distorted leg, being Luigi's arm, and having 8 fingers; a decaying Peach head for an arm; and its voice sounded like a screeching diseased monkey with an English accent, stuck inside a lawnmower. It went on a rampage down in the sewer system, spreading diseases that caused people to experience obesity, and repeatedly mimick, "Look! A Chain Chomp!" or "Hee hee, hoo hoo!"
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 5/6/2003 7:20:04 PM
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Then Yoshi ate a bar of soap.
Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.
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Eating the soap turned him back to regular Yoshi.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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But then he had no soap with which to bathe.
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So he found some shampoo. Although, he "accidently" ate it.
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Then Yoshi burped a bubbly burp and everyone started playing Bubble Bobble! However, this was an overload for Luigi's brain, and he ripped off his face to reveal...
Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
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He was a Pikachu!! Everyone screamed in utter terror and pulled out their...
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...oversized underwear! Pee-Wee Herman said "Mmm!! Yoshi-ey!" but then a giant boulder that was the Earth tumbled down a hill and...
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rolled over some toothpaste!
Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.
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The toothpaste covered everyone with it's sticky, pastey, minty goo-like substance. E. Gadd shouted, "Eee gadd!...
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!" Then he cleaned his teeth by dunking his head into the goo, and he could speak English.
Another moment and it would have been... later.
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Then Peach started speaking French again.
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"There's only one cure for a French speaking princess" said E. Gadd, "We'll have to slap her face with bacon for 48 hours strait!"
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Peach began salivating. "Mmm...lard..."
(That actually means 'bacon' in French.)
(Sweet! My 1234th post!) ^_^
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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
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She liked the bacon so much, that she said,
"Je voudrais marier avec vous."
translation....."I would like to get married with you."
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Later at the wedding...
Priest: ...Speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Mario: That bacon is an inanimate object!
Crowd: Gasp!
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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But Peach pointed out that Pee-Wee Herman married a bowl of fruit salad.
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But Mario argued, "Yeah but the fruit salad Pee-Wee married was of the opposite gender."
Mario continued, "The bacon you're about to marry is female!"
The good- Gamecube
The bad- PS2
The ugly- X Box
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Doh, you were not supposed to point that out, That was one of my best kept secrets........Now everyone will see my secret lifestyle.
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Peach ran out of the chapel but then Booster began chasing her all over the island! (Are they still on the island?)
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/26/2003 10:31:02 PM
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Then Peach ran into a Noki.
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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box
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Yoshi began chasing her, too.
"That's *MY* bacon...!!!"
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Peach: "How did I end up like this anyway, It feels like lunatics from some crazy Mario forum are trying to make up some story.
Sheesh, what is the world coming to?"
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Then she felt as if several superior beings were controlling her every move.
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But alas, they were really of a lower level.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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She looked down. There were ants carrying her feet long the ground.
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And then they ate her!
I have no idea what's going on. I just go and check out the topic that's on top of the list.
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[jon, to know what's going on you need to read the rest of the story]
Then the ants regurgitated Peach because she did not taste good.
What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
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Peach then yelled, "What! I don't tasste good enough to you?"
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peach so angry with the ants pulled out a can of spray and blew them to bowsers lair and they ate Jr.
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But Bowser Jr.'s head, in the ants' stomachs, burnt them with fire breath and they melted.
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Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/12/2003 9:01:18 AM
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Mario started to cry so link gave him a hug
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Finding the patterns in pac-man is like finding the matrix...but harder
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Jr soon recovered from the shock and pressed a big red button and the volcano went boom...
Its easy enough to be pleasant but smile and kill someone.
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Then some lava landed on Mario's head and he ran around screaming "I'm stupid! Put me out!"
News Flash: I''m desperate for a News Flash!
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stop drop and roll said luigi and ran around chasing mario and trying to stop him before he ran in to a giant toilet...
Its easy enough to be pleasant but smile and kill someone.
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Then Wario jumped out and said "Giant toilet? Where?" but it was to late for he had crapped in his pants once again.
Some guy: "Things can''t get any stupider" Me:*Walks in* "Hey!" Some guy:"I spoke too soon"
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But Mario had fallen asleep because nobody was around.
Obey the sock puppet!!! @_@
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luigi woke mario up and they ran to the airport jumped on a plane, peach was there aready and they all left isle delfino...or did they. the toads all cryed they were left on the mess that was isle delfino.(boo-hoo)
Its easy enough to be pleasant but smile and kill someone.
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Then Peach said "We left the Toads!" and Mario just said "Who?".
MarioBro64 in the hiz-ouse!
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Then Mario pooped in the plane and it weighed so much that the plane landed right back on Isle Delfino. And Peach slapped Mario because he made the plane land on a couple of Toads.
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Then Mario punched Peach. She staggered backwards, fell off a dock, and struck her head on a jagged rock under the water. Her skull split open and she died instantly.
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Then Hannibal Lector feasted on Peach's brains, but it was a surprisingly short meal.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 10/27/2003 1:49:09 PM
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Then Mario laughed and laughed and LAUGHED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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I wonder what happens if you drop popcorn in the toilet when it has that blue junk in it.
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Then Mario started to foam at the mouth, and he died of rabies. (Do you see what's coming?)
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Luigi said, "Sakura wa doko desu ka?" and shoved a piece of apple up Toad's nose.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Toad screamed, "Where is everybody?!! I haven't been moving for four days, and I have a piece of apple up my nose!"
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 10/25/2003 1:55:16 PM
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Toad attempted to pull the apple out, but it had been in his nose so long that it had started to take root. He pulled and pulled, and eventually succeeded in pulling it out, but in the process he also pulled all of his brains.
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Then Luigi said, "Ewwww."
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then Peach came back to life and slapped Hannibal across the face for eating her brains. But then she realized she had no brains, so she died again.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Toad gave the brains that he had just pulled out of his nose to Peach, so that she could come back to life. Then Toad died.
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The only problem was that Peach only had the mind of Toad, so she started shouting, "Look! A chain chomp!"
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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So Luigi slapped her across the face with Toad's body, and she became herself again, but again with a French accent.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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She kept COMPLAINING in French because she was annoyed of the Americans being so fat!
People must die.
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Then Mario felt embarrassed and hid himself behind a tree.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then he melted.
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His liquid remains killed off the tree! HA HA HA HA!!
People must die.
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The tree fell over and crushed Peach like a bug.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then she started COMPLAINING again!
People must die.
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And Peach nagged Mario to his second death.
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Dr. Mario is in the house! His perscription? Stupidity!
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Second? More like 15th, in this story.
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Then Mario woke up from a horrible dream in which he and his brother kept dying. The he killed Luigi, and commited suicide.
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Dr. Mario is in the house! His perscription? Stupidity!
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Then he woke up again, and realized he was stuck in Groundhog's Day.
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(200th post!) Then everyone kept calling him Phil Connors.
*LD gets hit with a trout.*
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Then the Ghostbusters appeared, with Luigi in the lead.
If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
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Then King Boo appeared with all the ghosts.
Remember, fighting never solves anything... unless you kill them.
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Then Bowser sucked Luigi into a painting.
"How do you spell 'we'? As in 'we would'?"
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Then mario woke up and discovered they had just crashed in the plane, then he found a Mew....?
Press Turbo-boost... Press it now!!!
Edited by - knight 2000 on 11/18/2003 5:10:10 PM
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And then Peach saw a blue person in the distance, running towards her.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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It was a pail of water. "Well that didn't make sense..." said Peach...
She's drunk; it's funny!
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And she realized she wasn't moving for almost a month, and she said, "WHERE IS EVERYONE????!!!!! WHY ARE THESE TOPICS IGNORED???!!!!!"
They're always laughing... laughing at nothing.
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Then she was ignored for another two days. Mario grew a beard, and Toad grew a brain.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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Luigi's body started to rot.
She's drunk; it's funny!
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So Mario finally buried him in Isle Delfino cemetery, and lightning struck the grave!
"Why should I get AOL? I have a computer!"
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And Luigi said "I like dogs."
Is this the North Pole? I''m looking for Santa.
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Than Luigi's nose fell off of his face
Join my forum today!
Gaming Palace
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He felt enormously better, for he couldn't smell Mario's outlandish odors.
I told you I would shoot, but you didn`t believe me! WHY DIDN`T YOU BELIEVE ME?!!
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Suddenly Luigi couldn't breathe.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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Because a cow was shoved down his throat by Peach.
My identity will not be spoken.
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And Luigi FARTED!!! (heeheehee)
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*please sing my sig*
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!
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Then, GiftedGirl was acting stupid and everybody knew it.
Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
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Somehow kirby flew above the skies.
He sang candy theme of kirby 64 with a funny accent.
Push button, Receive coffee!
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Then he blew himself up by watching this e-card waaaaaaaay too much.
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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
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One of his ribs flew into the moon.
"That's what I call a basted sevelty four," said the moon.
"That's right, the moon" said Mr. Shmallow. Who proceded to cook. The bubbly motion of his smouldering sugar/flesh hypnotized Luigi. Luigi fell into a trance and started to drool (how cute!!!) but then he drooled what appeared to be mustard (ah!) but it was really just yellow, thick, creamy, mustard flavored mustard substitute (hoorah...).
Let me away from this boulder!
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Then Mario woke up. "It was just a dream, it was just a dream!" he thought.
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Then Mario fell over like a sack of potatoes and started snoring. Back in the dream, Peach laughed at Luigi because he was juggling eggs while dancing around.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Then, Toad woke up. There was a breathing noise coming from just outside his door-- it was The Terminator! He got out a knife, and tried to cut Toad's nose off, because it had a rare quality that enabled purple carrots to grow in there. However, Toad didn't have a nose, so The Terminator cut off Tommy Lee Jones's nose, put it on Toad, performed a medical miracle as he sewed Toad's nose on in merely seconds, then he cut it off again. Laughing, he ran off, and punched Tommy Lee Jones.
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
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And the Terminator exploded. ;P
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
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Luigi was paid handsomely by the Ding-a-ling Brothers.
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Toad kept yelling "Look, a Chain Chomp!", so another Terminator came and shoved his butt up his nose, and pulled it so hard it came out of his mouth. Then, GiftedGirl blew up another Terminator. Luigi came, and helped Toad. However, yet another Terminator came, and threw Luigi out of the Mushroom Kingdom. I came in the story, and put Toad on a plane to Isle Delfino. Then, GiftedGirl blew up the new Terminator. I was angry, so I blew up GiftedGirl! Then, I became the new Luigi!!!
Epitaph No.1: I told you I was sick!
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So here I come back from the DEAD!!!! O-ohh... *head rolls off body* Holy craaaaaaappp...
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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
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Then my head started attacking Mario. "Mama Mia!" he said. Then he gave The Cheat a trophy. The Cheat is a millionare! A parade for The Cheat!!!
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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"