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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Luigison on November 23, 2011, 05:02:17 PM
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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." —Groucho Marx
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....wha?
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Paraprosdokian - The term for a figure of speech in which a sentence or phrase has an unexpected or surprising ending. Often used for humourous effect, and thus heavily used by comedians.
Example: “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.”
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It sounds more like a Greek dish.
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The horse raced by the barn fell.
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"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." ~Groucho Marx
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"i
cant
believe
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it when i
looked down
that
girls
sirt and saw
her
2's"
~Steven9wii
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If you were to line up all the lawyers in the world end-to-end along the equator, we'd all be better off.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones and this garage door is gonna break yours!!!
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"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."~George W. Bush
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Most rhymes rhyme,
But this one doesn't.
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Not safe for work/school or anyone who's sense of humor is not equal to or greater than LD's. You have been warned: . (http://xaxor.com/images/Funny-Pics-11.11.2011-/Funny-Pics-11.11.2011-19.jpg)
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"Wherever you go, there you are." - from Austin Powers
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"Wherever you go, there you are." - from Austin Powers
You were warned, although the warning probably diminished the paraprosdokian impact.
A student of mine had this on her shirt today, "If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing — after they've tried everything else."- Winston Churchill
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I like when people post here because then I get to read the steven9wii post again.
EDIT: aaaand I just ruined it :(
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"i
cant
believe
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it when i
looked down
that
girls
sirt and saw
her
2's"
~Steven9wii
If Steven9wii was an astronomer:
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Is this thread just doomed to be a ***** to scroll through
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Pretty much, yeah.
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You've really got to hand it to short people because they often can't reach it.
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Laughed at the last couple, had to reread that last one a couple of times. Not sure if that's really poor or really good journalism.
Related, http://xkcd.com/857
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The amputee Male Wire Frame near the top-right is hung like a horse.
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Sometimes I wish I'd never made this thread, but on the other hand I have different fingers.
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http://thedoghousediaries.com/3442
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That was excellent.
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Oh yeah, I love that comic! I was worried I was going to have to drudge through Chanarchive to get it again...
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If you don't have anything nice to say, then make sure you have something heavy to throw.
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www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2011/05/pick-up-artist/
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Roses are red, violets aren't blue, I like food, potato
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I PFFFT'd.
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Ha! I predicted it! I was thinking they were going to do what birds do on it or drive away.
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I'm not sure if this one counts, but it worked for me.
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BP's cheating! He drew that comic!
Nah, I kid. That is pretty funny.
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Called it.
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I thought paraprosdokian wasn't supposed to be obvious.
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I think we should have more of this GIF on the page so I'm going to quote it again.
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Sassy *******s
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I like the way Rafiki's arms keep moving back into a downward position after the throw. So realisitic! XD
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He's like, "Here, taste some of what your father will trying to protect your helpless ass!"
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Five to go
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I don't get it. Maybe I should give it three more posts to sink in...
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If anyone pulls a combo breaker now, I will kill them.
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My execution is postponed another day :>
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I feel like I'm watching those news screens in the back of the newscasters where they show stuff.
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I hope that thing isn't what I thought it was.
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It totally is.
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CommodoreJim Quit: I can never stop exploding
<+WarpRattler> When he gets back on, I need to tell him to get good at Skullgirls so he can body that <censored> free.
<+WarpRattler> Also because, y'know, I bought him the game.
<%Skeleton> You can lead a horse to water, but he's not a horse.
<%Skeleton> Heh that's one of those paraprosdokians
<%Skeleton> I'm gonna post it right this instant.
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My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves game.
"Daddy," she whispered, tugging my shirt sleeve. "Guess how old I'm going to be next month."
"I don't know, beauty," I said as I slipped on my glasses. "How old?"
She smiled and held up four fingers.
It is 7:30 now. My wife and I have been up with her for almost 8 hours. She still refuses to tell us where she got them.
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Nice.
If you were expecting something meta, here it is: Just look up the rickroll address and take it. Save me the trouble.
And since I'm so behind the times that rickroll is so outdated, just take the newest fad and take it.
Either way.....you're wrong.
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My brother took being sent to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came near him, and smeared the walls with his own feces.
After that we never played Monopoly again.