Author Topic: Mario: The Musical (Read 3139 times)

NintendoIke64 · « **on:** April 05, 2004, 06:05:06 PM »

I'm not sure if this should've been put in the Story Boards section or not, but here's what we do. It's like a story thread, except it's an opera! I'll start us out:

Mario-Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!! Mama mia, fate is a cruel mistress!!! Now I'll never get this meat stain off my paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnttttssssss!!!

Now you try.

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Screech · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2004, 06:18:12 PM »

Toad: I can help.
Mario: Really?
*washes mario's pants*
Mario: I-I-I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and gay!

Meanwhile.

Peach: *sigh* Some day my prince will come.
*bowser enters stage left*
Bowser: Princess Toadstooooool. I know you're frightennned!
Koopalings: wooo-ooo
Bowser: But if you knew just why you're here, your fear would just be hiieeghtened. So let's just say:
Koopalings: Ignorance is bliss!

Elsewhere.

Geno: here I am, star spirits. I have come as you asked.
Eldstar: Helllooo Dolly! Well helloooo Dolly, It's so nice to have you back where yoooooouuuu belong.
Geno: Ooookay.
Eldstar: The star rod has been stolen again. You must go and retrieve it.
Twink: and remember...
All: when you wish upon a starrrrrr...

I might be Sadib...

Popple · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2004, 06:57:36 PM »

Geno: I shaaaaal go to the plaaaaace, to find out where it iiiiiiisss.

Mousers: [song from musical "Cats" with the word cat replaced with rat (get it, rats? because "rats" rymes with "cats" "Cats" the musical, get it? huh? yeah...)]

Anubo: Kanine Krunchies can't be beat
They make each meal a special treat
Happy dogs are those who eat
Nutritious Kanine Krunchies
Kanine Krunchies all contain
Selected meat and wholesome grain
Toy Chihuahua or Great Dane
All love Kanine Krunchies
So, do what all the smart dogs do
And you'll feel great the whole day through
You can be a champion too
If you eat Kanine Krunchies

Edited by - Popple on 4/5/2004 6:23:38 PM

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #3 on:** April 06, 2004, 07:09:03 AM »

Mario enters stage right and sees Peach tied to a post on the cieling of Bowser's Castle.

Mario: Oh, what have you done with her? You fiend! What have you done to my sweet little Peach? I must crush you, and kill you, and make you eat wooooooorms! So you may never again walk on this earth.

Bowser: Oh plumber, pathetic plumber. You'll never beat me! I am powerful, all so powerful. And as you can see, I am IN-VIN-CI-BLE! I have the strength, of the Star Rod's great power, and I shall make just one wiiiiiiish...

All of the Koopas and Goombas jump out from behind a wall, and chant onimously as Bowser makes his wish.

Koopas and Goombas: He'll make a wish, look out kid! He's gonna blow you up to tiny bits! He'll make a wish, and conquer the earth. And there's nothing you can do about it, cause you are a wuss!

Mario: Oh say you, Goombas, that I am a wuss. But I say to you that you are a curse! Away with you!

Mario shoots a giant fireball, which obliterates the group of chanting Goombas and Koopas.

Edited by - Mario Maniac on 4/6/2004 6:13:23 AM

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 06, 2004, 05:17:05 PM »

A bunch of "Toads" jump in a start chating: Mar-i-o, superstar...Mar-i-o, superstar...

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Dr. Mario · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2004, 10:30:55 AM »

Bowser: Insolent fooooool. Did you really think that killing tho-ose weaklings would help you? I will get my wish, then perhaps eat a fish, then hit you with a dish.
Mario: You Bish!

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A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2004, 06:39:53 PM »

You're skittering very close to the unacceptable.

NintendoIke64 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2004, 08:16:11 PM »

Uh...skittering? It's like the word scootch. It isn't real, but everyone automatically knows what it means.

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Screech · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2004, 09:56:18 PM »

Bowser: A dream is wish...your heart makes!
Mario: You wouldn't dare! *skitters*
Bowser: I'll destroy you!
The rod sparks a bit but nothing happens.
Bowser: Just you wait, Henry Higgins! Just you wait! You'll be sorry, but you're tears'll be too late!
Mario: My name isn't Henry.
Bowser fiddles with the star rod.
Bowser: Wait! This rod is fake! Someone switched it with the real one!
Mario: I didn't do it!

I might be Sadib...

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #9 on:** April 09, 2004, 11:25:07 AM »

Bowser: Yeah right....
Mario: I swear it wasn't me.
Bowser: Then who if not thee?
Mario: Maybe the Pihrana known as Petey.

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Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:

Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!

CharginChuck · « **Reply #10 on:** April 09, 2004, 05:01:15 PM »

Bowser: Petey! Evil Petey! I shall destroy yoooouuuuuuuu!

Bowser: Destrrrrrroooooooooooooyyyyyyy Yooooouuuuuuuu!

Mario Maniac · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2004, 10:52:12 AM »

Petey Pirhana walks onto the stage and screeches.

Petey: Nooooo! Lord Bowser, do not destroy me! Look, I am begging you! I am down on my knees!

Bowser: You do not have knees with which to beg, for you are a plant, and that you shall always remain!

Mario chimes in: Bowser, have sympathy for this poor victim. For if it he who betrayed you, then you would be wrong to beat him.

Bowser: Snap out of this Mario! I don't need you to interfere!

Mario: That did not even rhyme! You need to remember your correct lines!

Bowser: SHUT UP!