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Title: New story: add 1/2 a sentence!
Post by: BP on September 13, 2005, 07:57:34 PM
So you'd either and the subject or the predicate, depending on what the previous post was. So like this.
Post 1: One day, Mario
Post 2: was chewing raspberry bubblegum.
I'll start now.

One sunny afternoon, Mario
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Post by: Koopaslaya on September 13, 2005, 08:03:52 PM
Said "'look,' said toad, 'a chain chomp.'"

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Post by: Markio on September 13, 2005, 08:36:12 PM
The reaction of the line being used one too many times caused everybody to...

Edited by - Markio on 9/13/2005 7:36:57 PM
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Post by: goodie on September 13, 2005, 09:52:10 PM
...giggle like little girls.
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Post by: BP on September 13, 2005, 11:03:25 PM
Then Luigi, who is usually a procratinater, finally

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: Hirocon on September 14, 2005, 01:03:40 AM
...clipped his toenails for the first time in six years.
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Post by: Luigi #98 on September 14, 2005, 05:50:51 AM
but peach came in and oh my god she was
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Post by: BP on September 14, 2005, 08:26:46 AM
600,000 pounds!

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: goodie on September 14, 2005, 10:30:27 AM
Then Richard Simmons came and...
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Post by: Tingrio on September 14, 2005, 03:21:19 PM
...challenged Mario to a karaoke game.

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: New story: add 1/2 a sentence!
Post by: BP on September 14, 2005, 05:37:24 PM
Obviously, Mario

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: Suffix on September 14, 2005, 05:46:07 PM
...defeated him easily, as it was Italian opera night.
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Post by: white_arrow on September 14, 2005, 06:01:15 PM
So cheese is

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 14, 2005, 06:38:18 PM
really a dairy product.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 14, 2005, 06:53:23 PM
Wario took a large dump.......

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Post by: goodie on September 14, 2005, 08:56:02 PM
in a cardboard box.
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Post by: Hirocon on September 14, 2005, 09:18:35 PM
At 6:30 we all start...
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Post by: BP on September 14, 2005, 10:00:33 PM
to watch a TV show that starts at 6:30.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: Glorb on September 15, 2005, 11:53:37 AM
The DUDE the charity worker chainsaw...

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 15, 2005, 04:17:33 PM
didn't make sense.

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 15, 2005, 06:29:09 PM
However, a Canadian Goomba....

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Post by: Suffix on September 15, 2005, 09:42:29 PM
Witnesses proved
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 16, 2005, 01:59:25 AM
was green.

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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Post by: Glorb on September 16, 2005, 02:18:47 PM
But then...



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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."

-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)

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Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 16, 2005, 11:21:25 PM
you (the person reading this) died.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 17, 2005, 12:16:24 AM
Suddenly...

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 17, 2005, 10:56:59 AM
PaperLuigi died from eating to many bananas.

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 17, 2005, 03:22:23 PM
The grave was made of paper, and it was ....

________________________
Game Boy Micro is for little kids, because they have little pockets.
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Post by: Markio on September 17, 2005, 04:33:13 PM
...gravely made of paper.

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
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Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 17, 2005, 08:26:47 PM
I was working all night in my office...
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Post by: Koopaslaya on September 17, 2005, 08:28:00 PM
when a herd of lobsters attacked us.

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 17, 2005, 09:15:56 PM
When I figured out thier was not really an "us" .......

________________________
Game Boy Micro is for little kids, because they have little pockets.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/18/2005 12:46:36 PM
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Post by: BP on September 24, 2005, 04:14:39 PM
I realized there was a man eating moth in my pocket.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 24, 2005, 04:16:15 PM
Nevertheless, Wario had to......

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 24, 2005, 04:35:10 PM
pick his nose.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on September 24, 2005, 04:52:08 PM
But Waluigi told Wario to...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 24, 2005, 07:59:42 PM
pick "HIS" nose.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: Suffix on September 24, 2005, 10:41:11 PM
In disgust, his coworker in crimeish activities...
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Post by: BP on September 25, 2005, 12:05:23 AM
Picked Waluigi's nose.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 25, 2005, 02:11:16 PM
Luigi then grabbed his......

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
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Post by: Suffix on September 25, 2005, 03:25:39 PM
...anti-nosepicking super-magnetic rings/canisters DELUXE to keep their fingers out of noses and also see what Wario sounded like with his nose plugged.
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Post by: BP on September 25, 2005, 11:32:16 PM
Wario's mouth was crammed with food, as usual, so he

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 06:59:55 AM
blew his nose on Waluigi's hat.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 26, 2005, 03:32:43 PM
Bowser then sliced the head of King K. Rool off because......

"And I realized a chyojin doesn''t need useless power. What''s Important and surpasses power is spirit....." Buffaloman from Kinnikuman.
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Post by: boomstix on September 26, 2005, 04:25:54 PM
King K. Rool smells like a piece of crock.

BOOM is for BOOMSTIX!
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Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 05:27:24 PM
Then DK no longer had a nemesis

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 05:29:19 PM
that was fat, but he still had Mario.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on September 26, 2005, 07:35:40 PM
And so naturally, Peach went on a rant about...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 07:37:03 PM
how she thought she was fatter than Daisy.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: Suffix on September 26, 2005, 08:45:20 PM
Daisy refused to believe that...
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Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 09:51:24 PM
she was skinnier, so they had a weight-gaining contest.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 09:52:45 PM
Waluigi was in it too but ....

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 10:17:57 PM
at the end he weight less than he did at the start.

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
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Post by: FoxMcCloud on September 27, 2005, 08:59:43 AM
Peach ate a rapidly-grow-fatter-thingy mushroom, so Daisy, in retaliation,
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Post by: PaperLuigi on September 27, 2005, 04:46:43 PM
....was shot with a tranquilizer by Luigi because he didn't want his girlfriend to be as big as a house, thus Daisy lost while Peach became fatter then Wario.

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
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Post by: BP on September 27, 2005, 07:04:50 PM
Her prize was
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 27, 2005, 07:24:05 PM
a Mini Luigi toy, They were just put on the market!

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/27/2005 6:24:45 PM
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Post by: Suffix on September 27, 2005, 08:20:54 PM
In celebration, Peach...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 27, 2005, 08:32:01 PM
married Wario.

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
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Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 09:59:31 PM
Bada-bada-bump
Wario, who was unconcious during the wedding,
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Post by: smfan1085 on November 27, 2005, 11:02:33 PM
couldn't say "I do", so there WAS NO WEDDING.
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Post by: Suffix on November 27, 2005, 11:12:20 PM
This relieved many a person, particularly...
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Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 11:17:45 PM
Peach, who became sober shortly after Wario woke up.
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Post by: Koopaslaya on November 28, 2005, 10:51:48 AM
So then Mario...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 11:01:06 AM
said "It'sa me Mario!". ;D
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 28, 2005, 07:33:56 PM
Luigi tired to get Mario to stop but.......
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Post by: BP on November 28, 2005, 08:09:01 PM
Mario laughed insanely and his head exploded.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on November 28, 2005, 08:14:55 PM
Peach ignored them, and them spotted a case of beer, so...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 28, 2005, 08:42:22 PM
...she got herself a beer belly, after 20 cases of beer.
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 09:39:00 PM
Daisy thought that wasn't fair so ......
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Post by: The Blue Toad on November 28, 2005, 09:47:29 PM
she threatened to beat Peach in a DANCE-OFF!
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Post by: BP on November 28, 2005, 10:02:53 PM
Peach couldn't dance between the fat contest and the beer belly, so
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Post by: superstarMASIAH on November 29, 2005, 06:34:21 PM
she cheated her way out of both!
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Post by: Suffix on November 29, 2005, 08:23:39 PM
The contests were never...
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Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 08:54:37 PM
judged because Mario promised to judge and then said "I'll-a be right back," but not returning.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on November 30, 2005, 07:20:09 PM
Luigi took Daisy home because.....
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Post by: Suffix on November 30, 2005, 07:42:49 PM
...her temperment was beginning to endanger the other characters.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on November 30, 2005, 08:11:10 PM
For instance, when Toad got up to get some punch, she...
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Post by: Ludwig on November 30, 2005, 08:41:20 PM
proceeded to use him as a shield against an oncoming missle.
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Post by: BP on November 30, 2005, 09:08:24 PM
And then a shooting star...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 30, 2005, 11:32:16 PM
stopped shooting.
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Post by: Sqrt2 on December 01, 2005, 08:56:12 AM
Suddenly, wart jumped out from behind a hedge, brandishing a machete and said.....
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Post by: BP on December 01, 2005, 06:20:17 PM
"hey guys, wanna go to the movies?"
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 01, 2005, 06:25:44 PM
The rest were very .........
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Post by: Suffix on December 01, 2005, 06:36:45 PM
...cautious, as Wart was wanted in 2 other kingdoms on 5 accounts of "forced nightmare-ing." (an accout introduced solely because of Wart)
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Post by: dude677 on December 01, 2005, 07:52:39 PM
So he ate 2 bad clams...
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 02, 2005, 11:42:04 AM
And played "welcome to the jungle" on wario's belly....Then Mr. Peanut Yelled From Across The Room:
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 02, 2005, 12:25:50 PM
Hey everybody, I'm not in the story!!
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Post by: bobman37 on December 03, 2005, 01:02:49 AM
Nobody paid attention to Mr. Peanut, as Luigi walked in and started...
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Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 01:28:04 AM
licking melted ice cream off the walls.
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 03, 2005, 07:34:13 AM
When suddenly Mario jumped On a Yoshi And Screamed:
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Post by: bobman37 on December 03, 2005, 11:46:55 AM
"I'm'a gonna go find my pants'a!"
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Post by: dude677 on December 03, 2005, 12:45:22 PM
But he relized it was under his shoe, so he screams out loud:
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Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 12:55:37 PM
"it's-a me, Mario!"
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 09:26:07 PM
Then someone says "Get out of the dumpster!"
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Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 01:40:20 PM
please!"
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 04, 2005, 04:21:06 PM
when suddenly Luigi and Yoshi Beat down on waluigi because
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Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 05:03:13 PM
they were bored.
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 05, 2005, 09:43:05 AM
Daisy got drunk and
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Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 10:53:49 AM
hopped in her car.
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 05, 2005, 11:21:54 AM
when she crashed into toadsworth and
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Post by: dude677 on December 05, 2005, 03:24:14 PM
fell off a cliff.
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Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 03:47:13 PM
The accident caused Toadsworth to
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 05, 2005, 07:02:38 PM
break both his legs and...



{are birdperson and i the only ones on the board anymore}
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Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 07:24:23 PM
It's add 1/2 a sentence, not 1/3 a sentence.
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 06, 2005, 05:47:20 PM
break both his legs and crash in to a gigantic horrible scary....
Quote from: Bird Person on December 05, 2005, 07:24:23 PM
It's add 1/2 a sentence, not 1/3 a sentence.
......picky
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 06, 2005, 06:28:17 PM
So anyways, DDR:MMphobia spread, causing...
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Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 07:06:49 PM
a DDR:MMphobia epidemic!
(just 1/2 a sentence.)
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 07, 2005, 01:23:11 PM
Which made Waluigi yell out with shock
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 02:27:34 PM
"My legs are too long to dance with!" BP, you're almost pickier than me!
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 09, 2005, 05:26:51 PM
this made waluigi mad...so in rage he
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Post by: Suffix on December 09, 2005, 06:10:52 PM
...pushed everyone aside and subsequently attempted to bring in a laminated piece of cardboard.
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 10, 2005, 04:17:01 PM
which cut his fingers badly,so wario went down to the
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 04:27:14 PM
.....deli to get a ham sandwich!
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 10, 2005, 04:37:38 PM
There he saw..a rock!!! which said to him "
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 10, 2005, 04:53:22 PM
"I rock!!".
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 10, 2005, 05:13:35 PM
and with the flick of warios wrist he somehow
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 05:33:15 PM
ate the rock, but choked
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 10, 2005, 07:06:52 PM
of multiple sentece usage when you only need to provide a half.
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Post by: Suffix on December 10, 2005, 07:29:42 PM
Meanwhile, Toadsworth was in the hospital and declared...
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Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 07:35:55 PM
That he was the oldest mushroom person in the world!
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Post by: Tingrio on December 11, 2005, 12:51:12 PM
Toadsworth celabrated this moment by...
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 11, 2005, 01:13:01 PM
Killing himself.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 11, 2005, 02:38:48 PM
Princess Peach was shocked by the death of her good friend Toadsworth and killed herself because.......

(That was a long 1/2 sentence.)
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Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 07:31:31 PM
he owed her $5 and could now never pay her back!
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 12, 2005, 03:51:16 PM
Mario was so sad, that instead of killing himself(which happened 2 times in one page lol) he......
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Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 04:40:12 PM
hired Luigi to kill him instead.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:55:40 PM
But Luigi was scared and said...
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Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2005, 07:46:53 PM
"I'm not going to have any more killings on my watch!"
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 08:36:44 PM
Then Mario said "Since when was your watch big enough to kill someone?".
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2005, 09:11:49 PM
...and Luigi said, "Since now," and hired Wario to do all the killings.
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Post by: BP on December 14, 2005, 11:25:54 PM
Wario went to Mario's room to kill him, but...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 11:27:49 PM
he forgot how to breath.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:25:09 AM
So Wario suffocated, leaving Mario to be eaten by...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:46:20 AM
the air.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:49:57 AM
The air didn't like plumber, so he was spit out and eaten again by..
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:51:12 AM
an ant.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:52:00 AM
The ant turned out to be his own brother, Luigi, who said...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:52:57 AM
"I am your aunt!!!".
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:58:33 AM
Since Mario was busy being digested, Luigi moved on to eat...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 10:23:45 AM
the remains of Wario.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 10:25:22 AM
Wario's remains put up a fight, but wasn't able to stop Luigi's appetite, as he
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 10:30:52 AM
farted into one million peices.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 10:39:59 AM
Luigi regenerated and ate everything agin, and then put his sites on...
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Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 04:31:17 PM
Luigi was sad that both Mario and Wario had to die so...
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 04:41:55 PM
he ate Peach.
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Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 06:06:19 PM
Now that Mario, Wario, Peach, and Toadsworth were all dead...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 06:09:06 PM
they all came back to life!
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Post by: Suffix on December 15, 2005, 07:13:31 PM
It made perfect sense, and...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 07:24:01 PM
I'm glad I'm the hero!
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Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 08:52:56 PM
Then Wario ate a bo-omb...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 10:39:42 PM
and countered the explosion with his giant ham sandwhich.
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Post by: Suffix on December 16, 2005, 01:17:43 PM
"It appears that nonsense will reign no longer," remarked...
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 16, 2005, 01:24:28 PM
the King of Nonsense.
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Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 06:22:23 PM
The King of Nonsense then tried to tae over World 6, causing the King of World 6 to...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 16, 2005, 06:25:43 PM
explode!
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 17, 2005, 09:38:56 AM
just like the bobomb in the story about luigi and
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Post by: BP on December 17, 2005, 01:29:40 PM
the magic of the egg nog milkshake!
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 09:19:38 PM
McDonald's released a new Super Mushroomwich, which gave everyone...
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Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 12:55:38 AM
enormous amounts of sagging fat.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 18, 2005, 01:28:08 AM
Then the sagging fat...
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:37:04 PM
turned into a Smorg!
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Post by: Yoshi-Kong on December 24, 2005, 10:10:46 AM
And caused bowser to turn into a
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 10:40:24 AM
popcorn machine!!
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Post by: BP on December 24, 2005, 03:50:30 PM
Then Mario opened a Christmas present, revealing
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:41:29 PM
a cookie and a Bowser Popcorn Machine.
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 02:52:48 AM
Daisy was planning a New Years Eve Eve party when she suddenly and obnoxiously shouted, "
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 03:16:26 AM
Woo-hoo!"
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 03:49:05 PM
"Honestly, Daisy, will you PLEASE act civilized for even a second?" said
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 03:49:58 PM
Daisy.
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 03:55:55 PM
"Wait, my precious, I have multiple personality disorder and
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 04:00:40 PM
must not be subjected to flame!" said Daisy's alter ego, Diasy.
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Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 10:30:41 PM
"Yeah, what she said."  said
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 10:57:37 PM
Daisy.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 11:12:22 PM
"Daisy, Daisy disagrees with you, as does Daisy, because of the way you treated Daisy," said
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 11:37:52 PM
...Daisy.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 11:39:36 PM
Suddenly, Luigi came in, and was hit in the head by...
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Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 11:46:06 PM
Daisy.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 11:52:40 PM
But then, someone screamed out a single name, which was
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 11:58:53 PM
Daisy.
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Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on December 31, 2005, 12:24:54 AM
"Daisy!  What the flip is wrong with you?  If you keep on talking to yourself like this then the doctor says you might
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 12:27:56 AM
be killed by Daisy!" said Daisy.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 31, 2005, 12:48:35 AM
"Daisy, Daisy, Daisy!  Is that all you people care about?!" said
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 12:53:06 AM
Peach.
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Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 12:58:13 AM
"Every other post in this freaking thread is "Daisy!" said
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 12:59:41 AM
Daisy. :D
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Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 02:27:28 AM
"Hey, edit that last post to say "Daisy", LS!" said
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 02:33:04 AM
Bird Person.
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Post by: Ludwig on December 31, 2005, 06:50:23 AM
"Who wants cokies!" shouted
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Post by: MattC13 on December 31, 2005, 10:50:33 AM
Toad.
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Post by: Suffix on December 31, 2005, 11:48:27 AM
The use of cookies as a diversion...
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 11:50:55 AM
to trap Daisy in her own Rolls-Royce and push it off a cliff while she was stoned by eating Cokies.
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 31, 2005, 03:51:14 PM
Peach rolled her eyes at Daisy who was now
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 06:22:14 PM
Diasy, her evil alter ego!
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Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 06:26:00 PM
Daisy was very confused, so she asked
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:30:50 AM
Dr. Mario for a pill to cure being stoned on Cokies.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:32:52 PM
Cokies turned into cookies, which
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Post by: MetalMario on January 06, 2006, 07:40:38 PM
stoned her more
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 07:42:00 PM
Daisy then crashed off the bridge in a 1977 Rolls-Royce while stoned on
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:19:08 PM
bad soccer victory dances.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:23:28 PM
The year they were in was 1977 and everyone was
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:24:46 PM
sick.
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Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 08:26:59 PM
Then Yoshi55 was sent to the past in a time machine...
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:28:07 PM
from Back to the Future and was sent back to 1955 and went back to 1985 by a bolt of lightning.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:29:09 PM
George Thorogood made a guest appearance on the '85 show...
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 06, 2006, 08:35:09 PM
but was eaten by Wario.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:37:06 PM
Mario crashed a 1977 Trans Am
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:39:44 PM
holding Wario who puked up GT.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:41:50 PM
Luigi is playing Custer's Revenge for Atari 2600
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:50:41 PM
When he found out what it was and turned the NES off, disgusted.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:52:36 PM
Luigi Simpson got fired by
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 08:56:35 PM
nobody, since he was too cool for it.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 08:58:06 PM
Yoshi55 fires Luigi Simpson because
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 08:58:51 PM
he can't.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:27:52 PM
Donald Trump fires Luigi Simpson for
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 09:31:22 PM
he never joined the Fungi Forums.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:34:18 PM
Sonic is fired by
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 09:37:23 PM
you, but I give him a home in my house, because I want Sonic Rush.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:39:29 PM
Your house is destroyed by
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 09:40:06 PM
an ant, but I never liked it, so I just moved.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:41:15 PM
Sonic is sniped by
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 09:42:06 PM
Mario for his own protection, because Mario never hated Sonic.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 09:43:13 PM
Wario was drunk because
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 09:49:59 PM
he was force-fed liquor by Peach.
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Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 09:56:11 PM
Yoshi55 is likely to post before I can, because
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 10:00:44 PM
he uses Mario's Time Machine.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 10:42:04 PM
Actually, I used the one from Back to the Future made out of a DeLorean. \
Anyway, Mario plays original Game Boy because
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Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 10:43:57 PM
he can't afford a GBA.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 10:47:05 PM
Wario steals the time machine from Back to the Future to
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Post by: Suffix on January 06, 2006, 11:59:12 PM
...attempt to create subplots--it only works half of the time.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 11:59:39 PM
Wario laughed, knowing that...
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Post by: Sunbun on January 07, 2006, 12:30:01 AM
I ran, so far away.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 07, 2006, 10:15:28 AM
Wario threw his Atari 2600 out the window because
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 07, 2006, 10:26:06 AM
he wanted a GameCube.
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Post by: Yoshi55 on January 07, 2006, 10:53:02 AM
Wario threw his GameCube out the window because
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 07, 2006, 11:05:06 AM
He wanted a Revolution.
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Post by: BP on January 07, 2006, 01:29:36 PM
Wario threw his cat out the window because
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 07, 2006, 01:48:56 PM
he felt like repeating what he did with the game systems.
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Post by: Sunbun on January 07, 2006, 05:26:38 PM
Wario threw his band out of the window because
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Post by: Suffix on January 07, 2006, 05:32:53 PM
...he felt like throwing something else not related to game consoles.
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Post by: BP on January 09, 2006, 02:39:00 AM
Wario threw himself out the window because...
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 02:40:53 AM
...Peach called him fat.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 09, 2006, 12:20:49 PM
Peach was in a good mood, so she went to
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 09, 2006, 07:27:26 PM
laugh at Wario's corpse.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 09, 2006, 07:44:58 PM
However, when Peach got to Wario's corpse
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 09, 2006, 07:50:43 PM
she tripped over him.
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Post by: MaxVance on January 10, 2006, 03:50:24 PM
Wario came back to life because
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 10, 2006, 04:33:18 PM
he was just on stand-by mode.
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Post by: HolyAarom on January 10, 2006, 04:52:51 PM
Then Wario went and...
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 10, 2006, 05:35:35 PM
bashed his head in with a rock.
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Post by: HolyAarom on January 10, 2006, 05:38:30 PM
Then Peach walked to the river and said
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 10, 2006, 06:06:02 PM
"Oh my! I'm going to faint!
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 12, 2006, 05:02:55 PM
Peach fell into...
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Post by: MaxVance on January 12, 2006, 05:59:39 PM
the river.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 12, 2006, 06:26:36 PM
"I HAVE POLIO!" yelled...
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Post by: Suffix on January 12, 2006, 07:04:58 PM
...Polly's illiterate kidnapper.
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Post by: BP on January 13, 2006, 08:57:12 PM
The dry erase board was blown up by
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 08:58:46 PM
Daisy.

(Not this again!)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 09:07:18 PM
Daisy was utterly destroyed when
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 13, 2006, 10:03:18 PM
she wanted to be.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 07:17:41 AM
The citizens of the MK...
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Post by: BP on January 15, 2006, 12:20:23 AM
were all scared away/blown up/killed/burninated/uglified by MJ.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 01:26:20 AM
"My initials are MJ!" Luigi Simpson yelled, because

(Seriously, they are.)
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Post by: MaxVance on January 15, 2006, 09:13:19 AM
he didn't want to be confused with the noseless Michael Jackson.
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 12:15:34 PM
So, in the middle of the night, he
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Post by: BP on January 16, 2006, 01:31:59 AM
picked up the cleaver and headed over to MJ's house.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 16, 2006, 01:32:40 AM
"Time to kill MJ," MJ said, as he
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 10:55:17 AM
was startled to see Daisy sleeping.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 16, 2006, 10:56:14 AM
"What are you doing here?!" asked...
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 10:59:03 AM
Luigi Simpson
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 16, 2006, 05:37:47 PM
"Well, LS, since my initials are also MJ, I've already killed Michael Jackson," Daisy explained, as
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Post by: Tingrio on January 16, 2006, 07:04:07 PM
...Mario became the plumber of swing.
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Post by: Suffix on January 17, 2006, 03:26:22 PM
Reverting to the direct subject, Luigi Simpson stared until...
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 17, 2006, 04:36:23 PM
his eyes pooped out and fell on Daisy.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 17, 2006, 06:58:12 PM
Then Daisy said...
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Post by: Tingrio on January 18, 2006, 11:48:34 AM
"Gross!!! Go get some glue and take a shower, Luigi!"
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 18, 2006, 03:53:31 PM
So Luigi went to
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Post by: BP on January 18, 2006, 04:17:43 PM
Bowser's castle to borrow a cup of milk.
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Post by: Suffix on January 18, 2006, 11:09:11 PM
Being that his eyes were still "pooping" all over the place...
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 18, 2006, 11:28:46 PM
he used a time machine and went back in time to prevent it from happening.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 18, 2006, 11:32:24 PM
Then, Michael Jackson came and said, "
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Post by: BP on January 18, 2006, 11:35:30 PM
Hey kids, let's play!"
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 18, 2006, 11:47:20 PM
Then Luigi Simpson ran away, and Michael Jackson watched him go, muttering,
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Post by: bigexplosions on January 19, 2006, 10:31:23 AM
"HEHEHE! I'll get you..." But was heard by
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Post by: Suffix on January 19, 2006, 03:17:34 PM
"The name's Bye," Bye retorted, and then added...
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 19, 2006, 04:52:06 PM
"Wow, This is 1/3's of a sentence!
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Post by: bigexplosions on January 20, 2006, 05:21:28 PM
Isn't the just the most
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Post by: Tingrio on January 20, 2006, 05:55:29 PM
Coolest thing to every happen, dude?"
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 20, 2006, 05:59:49 PM
"No, it isn't." replied
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 07:01:38 PM
Mario Simpson, who was previously unknown.
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Post by: Suffix on January 21, 2006, 10:22:44 PM
"This is one of the greatest paradoxial enigmas of our time," exclaimed...
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Post by: BP on January 22, 2006, 12:44:58 AM
Wario, who was under the control of Wawawaluigi, the evil version of the evil version of Waluigi.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 29, 2006, 08:32:58 PM
Wawawaluigi then proceeded to
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 03:29:12 PM
find and exterminate Wawaluigi.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 04:18:56 PM
But Wawaluigi was hiding from
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Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 06:40:27 PM
Wawawaluigi.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:43:34 PM
Little did they know, Wawawawaluigi was
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Post by: Suffix on January 30, 2006, 06:47:53 PM
...a virtual impossibility.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:55:18 PM
Therefore, Wawawaluigi and Wawaluigi had to
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 30, 2006, 06:59:40 PM
purchase an Armageddon chicken to exist.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:00:57 PM
The price of Armageddon chickens is
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 30, 2006, 07:02:13 PM
more than Wawaluigi and Wawawaluigi could afford, so they mugged Toad and stole all his money.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:05:02 PM
Toad went after Wawaluigi and Wawawaluigi with a
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Post by: BP on January 31, 2006, 01:42:11 AM
flamethrower.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 31, 2006, 10:13:50 AM
The malfunctioning flamethrower
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 01, 2006, 03:31:50 AM
blew up, sending all three characters into the sky yelling, "Looks like Team... Rock... is blasting off again!"
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Post by: Mr. Melee on February 01, 2006, 05:06:01 PM
Then, Ash and Pikachu came and
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Post by: Suffix on February 01, 2006, 11:34:37 PM
...disappeared mysteriously-- whew. (I'm not targeting you, Mr. Melee; they just don't belong!)
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 03, 2006, 06:40:29 AM
"This is Mario, not Pokemon!" said
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Post by: Tingrio on February 03, 2006, 02:42:50 PM
The grandmother of eight who made a hole in one.
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Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 03, 2006, 04:50:06 PM
The one with the hole in it
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Post by: BP on February 03, 2006, 06:12:40 PM
was burninated.
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 03, 2006, 06:21:15 PM
Suddenly, Trogdor came, and
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Post by: Koopaslaya on April 01, 2006, 01:24:40 PM
everybody was burninated to death, but that already happened, so everything was negated and nothing bad actually happened. So...
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Post by: G-Dawg on April 01, 2006, 03:03:28 PM
Trogdor came in the night again and...
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Post by: SushieBoy on April 29, 2006, 08:37:01 PM
konked on the door of.....
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Post by: Mr. Melee on April 30, 2006, 02:52:39 PM
the bakery.
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Post by: SushieBoy on April 30, 2006, 08:02:43 PM
and searsched for......
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Post by: The Chef on May 01, 2006, 12:46:38 PM
....a little flag with a 2 on it.
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 01, 2006, 08:16:02 PM
But then he found........
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Post by: The Chef on May 02, 2006, 07:14:40 PM
....pancakes.
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Post by: G-Dawg on May 15, 2006, 08:08:18 PM
"What the crap I ordered...
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Post by: The Chef on May 15, 2006, 08:29:24 PM
...Tacos.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 17, 2009, 06:37:31 PM
Three years later, the blue and purple...
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Post by: Glorb on January 17, 2009, 07:39:40 PM
...people made peace with each other.
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 17, 2009, 07:43:00 PM
However, unbeknowst to them...
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Post by: The Chef on January 18, 2009, 09:00:45 AM
...The red people were ready for war.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 18, 2009, 05:51:57 PM
Rapidly, angrily, the war-trained lemurs...
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 18, 2009, 05:58:00 PM
...that the blue and purple people secretly hired as mercenaries attacked the red people.
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Post by: The Chef on January 18, 2009, 05:59:39 PM
...but the red people activated their early warning defense systems, which happened to be a group of trained grizzly bears armed with plasma cannons.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 18, 2009, 06:08:37 PM
"Oh no," said a kibitzer, "They're going to destroy the...
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 18, 2009, 06:09:02 PM
whole square mile!"
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Post by: jmdblazer on January 20, 2009, 06:07:37 PM
So then, when the...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 06:13:39 PM
...cyborg beaver built a protective dam, the red people attacked!
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2009, 06:15:42 PM
Then the red people spontaneously...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 06:32:40 PM
...combusted, but they were put back together by all the King's men.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 20, 2009, 08:21:49 PM
Tragically, there was not enough of the...
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
...bacon to make full breakfast for the red people, and they all died again.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 08:55:53 PM
So then the cyborg beaver, plasma grizzly bears, and war-trained lemurs decided to...
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2009, 09:05:15 PM
...make peace and sell Girl Scout cookies to the world.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 20, 2009, 09:07:22 PM
The Girl Scout cookies were made out of...
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 20, 2009, 10:20:07 PM
FLESH!
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 01:35:06 AM
So then a Mutant Horned Frog decided to destroy the cookies with...
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Post by: Glorb on January 21, 2009, 04:36:50 PM
FLESH!
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Post by: Luigalaxy on January 21, 2009, 05:42:18 PM
This FLESH! was flung using...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
...a FLESH! flinging slingshot.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 21, 2009, 09:00:54 PM
But the FLESHshot had a fatal design flaw:
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2009, 11:25:43 PM
it didn't actually fling FLESH!, just regular flesh.
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Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 23, 2009, 05:29:17 PM
Vegetarians everywhere, led by Scott Adams, got angry and...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 05:34:57 PM
...were promptly arrested by an overweight cop who ate meat every day.
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 23, 2009, 07:01:09 PM
"Oh my gosh! The flesh-eating meat is taking over!" said...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 07:02:52 PM
...Toad, who then decided to point out a cliched Chain Chomp by saying "Look, says I! A Chain Chomp!"
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 23, 2009, 07:14:23 PM
The Chain Chomp was on a wild rampage and ate everything in site.
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Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 23, 2009, 07:30:49 PM
including two of the periods that should have been at the end of FBM's post.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 07:45:09 PM
Meanwhile, the vegetarians were trying to...
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 23, 2009, 07:52:37 PM
overthrow their flesh-eating leader.
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Post by: Glorb on January 23, 2009, 08:32:27 PM
Rather unsurprisingly,
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 08:51:12 PM
they failed.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 23, 2009, 09:27:21 PM
And the flesh-eating leader had everyone thrown in the dungeon.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2009, 09:47:17 PM
...while the Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur tried to fix their girl scout cookies.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 24, 2009, 08:34:46 PM
Robo Kong tasted the girl scout cookies and said "these stink!" and threw them out the window along with Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and the War-Trained Lemur...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 24, 2009, 09:15:31 PM
...decided to open up a burger stand.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 24, 2009, 09:37:00 PM
And their burgers were a success and people everywhere wondered what the secret ingredient was.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 24, 2009, 09:48:40 PM
...it was FLESH!
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 24, 2009, 09:58:29 PM
Of course, everyone already knew this since that's what burgers are normally made of, so...
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 24, 2009, 10:04:28 PM
...everyone ate them and got really fat.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 24, 2009, 10:08:17 PM
So fat that Mario and Wario had to journey to the center of Reswob's stomach to fix the problem.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 24, 2009, 10:18:52 PM
...and then time rewound itself because FBM thought this was the other thread.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 24, 2009, 10:20:06 PM
So everyone was really fat and sued Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur...
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 24, 2009, 10:39:09 PM
...and lost, then had heart attacks right there in the courtroom and died.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 24, 2009, 10:45:13 PM
Whoops. Heh heh, sorry about that, folks.

"OBJECTION!" Shouted Apollo Justice as he saw Cyborg Beaver's engine was still running.
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Post by: WarpRattler on January 24, 2009, 11:17:09 PM
...and time rewound itself again because FBM misread the previous sentence and doesn't seem to understand this thread.

The people that did the suing died. Gah.
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Post by: FlamingBlueMario on January 24, 2009, 11:43:40 PM
Then their fat ghosts haunted the land of flesh...

Ah, now I get it. I thought Cyborg Beaver, Plasma Grizzly, and War-Trained Lemur had heart attacks...sorry.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 25, 2009, 12:34:02 AM
...and the Ghostbusters were called in to deal with the problem.
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Post by: The Chef on January 25, 2009, 09:03:47 AM
...but they weren't trained heart surgeons, so they rushed the heart attack victims to the hospital instead.
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Post by: PaperLuigi on January 25, 2009, 10:15:14 AM
Um...they were called in to deal with their ghosts, Chef.

Quote from: FlamingBlueMardio on January 24, 2009, 11:43:40 PM
Then their fat ghosts haunted the land of flesh...

So time rewound itself yet again and the Ghostbusters flipped on their proton packs...