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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Kuromatsu on April 23, 2006, 02:46:39 PM
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You all remember "Thy Dungeonman" from Strong Bad, right? Well in this game, you must type in what Dungeonman should do and also what happens to him.
Example:
Post 1) You are in a ROOM. obvious exits are NORTH and SOUTH. What do you do?
>GO SOUTH
Post 2) You are now in some GREENHOUSE with all kinds of freakish PLANTS. You stare at one and discover it as a MONSTER! What do you do?
>RUN AWAY
...and so on
It dosen't matter what you pick, so be as random as possible! (Maybe even making it funny!) Make sure to capitilize key words and certain objects like SOUTH, DOOR, and other important stuff. If you see a person, ask him anything! Once you enter a room you must remember whats in the room, and don't forget NOT to change anything.
Now to Start!!!
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You have enter'd yon DUNGEON! This room has lots of FLOWERS but is very dull looking. Obvoius exits are NORTH, EAST, and WEST. What do you do?
>PICK FLOWER
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The FLOWER turns out to be SHAMPOO. Do you want to use the SHAMPOO? (y/n)
>> YES
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Ways to use the SHAMPOO are LATHER, RINSE and REPEAT. What do you do?
>LATHER
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You LATHER the SHAMPOO. Anything else? (rinse, repeat)
>REPEAT
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REPEATING this action caused the SHAMPOO to turn into a BUBBLY MONSTER! Will you FIGHT, run NORTH, run EAST, or run WEST?
>>FIGHT
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The BUBBLY MONSTER pops to death. You're left with a soapy scalp. What do you do? (wash/north/east/west)
>> WASH
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WASH what? (scalp/clothes/dishes/car)
>DISHES
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You attempt to WASH your DISHES, but you do not have any! What will you do?
>GO NORTH
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You travel NORTH and enter another room, with exits EAST, WEST and SOUTH. There are 4 items on a table in the center of the room. There is a BRUSH, a PINECONE, a TILE, and a PARTIALLY EATEN BOULDER.
>>TAKE PARTIALLY EATEN BOULDER
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You take the PARTIALLY EATEN BOULDER and shove it in your BAG. It is really big, but it fits. now what?
>TAKE PINECONE BRUSH
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The PINECONE and TILE fuse together to make a KITCHEN FLOOR DESIGN W/ PINECONES. Will you -Offer IT a BEVERAGE -Take IT to MCDONALD'S -EAT IT -THROW IT AWAY
>>EAT IT
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You eat IT. That was the absolute worst THING you've ever had. You throw up to make PUKE! Now what?
>MAKE PIE
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The PIE you made turns out to be filled with CRAP. You (THROW THE PIE AT SOMEONE/EAT IT ANYWAY/PLAY WITH SOME MARKERS)
> EAT IT ANYWAY
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THE POOPSMITH comes along an tastes PIE. He says it is very good. What do ye do now?
>HUG STRONG BAD
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What yon crapeth?? Are we ENGAGED'D or something? What DIRECTION doth thou takest this?
<GO TO DENNY'S
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There aren't any OMLETTEs on the Denny's Menu. You really want an OMLETTE. What do you do?
>>SPEAK TO THE CHEF
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The CHEF hits you over the head with a FRYING PAN. What will you do?
>> TAKE CHEF
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The CHEF is very angered about being TAKEN and wants a LAVA LAMP.What shall ye do?
-find yon LAVA LAMP
-ditch thy CHEF
-take a NAP
>TAKE A NAP
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You enter SUBCON. A SHY GUY darts towards you. A VEGETABLE is to your left. What do you do?
>> TAKE VEGETABLE
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The VEGETABLE turns rotten and moldy. What do you do?
> THROW IT
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Splat! The SHY GUY has been splatted. What will ye do?
>> LOOK
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Ew.
Now what?
>>TAKE SHY GUY REMAINS
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You taketh SHY GUY REMAINS and looketh under mask. AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! Now what shalt dost thou do?
>SOMETHING
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Sorry, I can not understand thy vernacular. Try again.
>> GET MASK
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You can't get ye mask!
What wouldst thou do?
>WAKE UP
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You wake up to see a PIKACHU poking you. What do you do?
> POKE IT BACK
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The PIKACHU shocks you! You are scorched! What do you do?
> EAT AN APPLE
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That keeps the DOCTOR away, but not PIKACHU! He's still shocking you! What's the plan?
>throw APPLE CORE at PIKACHU
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The PIKACHU has run off, what shall ye do?
>CHASE
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The PIKACHU notices you chasing it and hits you with its TAIL! What do you do?
> SAY YOU'RE SORRY
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Thy Pika throws ye a forgiving party. What sayest thou? Come to party---Eat your pillow---deep-fry the Pika---sell Pika on e-Bay
>sell Pika on e-Bay
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DEEP FRY THE PIKA.
You DEEP FRY the PIKA. Then yon FF member GIFTEDGIRL getteth in ye face for being a Pokemon Assassin. What wouldest thou do?
<OFFER GIFTEDGIRL SOME FRIED PIKA.
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< Thy GG taketh the fried Pika with joy and grace. Suddenly, thou is overcome with a sence of untranquility. (I think that's a word.) Thy shall fear no enemy, for thou boomstick art with you.
<FIRE UPON DARKNESS.
<DO NOTHING.
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DARKNESS takes 55 damage.
DARKNESS casts QUAKE. You take 106 damage. Your HP is 1195/1301.
What do you do?
>HASTE
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Thy Speed has gone up, what shall ye do now?
>FLARE
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You FLARE, and boats cometh to rescue what thou think is thy Titanic. Do you->
-S.O.S.
-Pwn your enemy
-Offer the rescue party deep-fried Pika
-Listen to Led Zeppelin
>>LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN
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You listen to thy LED ZEPPELIN. Thy DARKNESS is stunned due to thou great musicith! Now what must thou do to finish ith?
>CAST LIGHTNING
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The LIGHTNING shines in the DARKNESS, and the DARKNESS has not overcome it.
You just defeated DARKNESS! What are you going to do next?
>I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND
(see John 1:5 if you're interested in the actual verse)
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You get to DISNEYLAND, and for some raisen, MICKEY MOUSE beats the CRAP out of you! What do you do?
> KICK MICKEY
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You kicketh yon CRAP out of MICKEY MOUSE while ye eateth a rancid raisin. You getteth FOOD POISONING from yon raisin. What wouldst thou do? Ye hath four choices...
<CALL DOC BAKER (From Little House on the Prairie.)
<RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN 15 TIMES
<GET OUT BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED
<EAT A LOT OF RANDOM GAS STATION FOOD
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>RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN 15 TIMES.
Thou rideths SPACE MOUNTAIN for firsteh time. Keep thy going? (y/n)
>YES
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Thy throws chunks on topeth of Donald Duck. Thy duck tis approahcing yon exit gate, waiting for thy ride to endeth. What is next?
-Jump off ride.
-Puke on Donald Duck again.
-Ride again.
-Throw him a party.
>>>Jump off ride.
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Thou jumps off thy RIDE. You break every BONE in your BODY. NOW what?
>PLAY DODGEBALL
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Thou tries to playeth dodgeball, but collapses and is throwneth away into thy Recycle Bin, filled with Sony and Microsoft games. You:
-Cry and bet for mercy
-Eat the games to stay alive
-Die
-Get collected by the Garbage Man
>>>GET COLLECTED BY THE GARBAGE MAN
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Thou gets collected by thy GARBAGE MAN and is ready to be deleteth! (I'm thinking PC Recycle bin) What will you do before thou final breathth?
>THROW POK'eBALL CONTAINING TROGDOR!
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Trogdor appearseth and eats thy Garbage Man, releasing you, then looks at you with watering lips. What sayest thou?
-Run away
-Cry like a wee baby
-Punch it
-Eat it
>>>RUN AWAY
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Thou RUNS AWAY with ye gods speed, but TROGDOR is very much faster! he nearly BURNINATES you? Now what must you do?
>PUNCH TROGDOR
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You punch TROGDOR where the Sun don't shineth. He lets out a surprised gasp and then a choking sound. He staggers from side to side a little and then starts coughing smoke and blood. He then vomits flaming bits of his own stomach before collapsing in death. You have just been the first to witness the incredible phenomenon of AUTOBURNINATION! What do you do?
(stuff and mount TROGDOR body / create documentary about AUTOBURNINATION for NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC / go brag shamelessly of your victory over TROGDOR to the citizenry of PEASANTRY / type in CAPITAL LETTERS)
>NONE OF THE ABOVE
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TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
You typeth in CAPITAL LETTERS. You meet Homestar Runner and Strong bad in yon middle of Tokyo, Japan. Strong Bad wishes to fight you to thy death for hurting Trogdor. What wouldst thou do?
<FIGHT STRONGBAD
<TRY TO TALK IT OVER
<STEAL A DIGICREST FROM ONE OF THOSE KIDS AND DIGIVOLVE TROGDOR
<SAY HI TO HOMESTAR AND ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH
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>> TALK STRONG BAD
Strong Bad: Methinks Jman knows not the formula of this game. I need some fake ketchup.
You are still in Tokyo. Now what?
>> LOOK
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You see an enormous arcade.What shall ye do?
> PLAY MARIO KART ARCADE GP
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The GAME blows up on you. Now what?
> DRAW A PICTURE
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The picture loks simply divine.
> SELL PICTURE
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You sell thy PICTURE on EBAY for ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Then, some vile carpetbagger steals all of thou's money! What wouldst thou do?
<BEAT HIM WITH A CHAIR.
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Thy carpetbagger was none to difficult, as his body fall to thy stone cold ground. What ho? A foe? It is thy carpetbaggers lawyer! What shall you do?
<FIGHT LIKE THERE'S NO YESTERDAY.
<BE MODDEST AND GO TO COURT.
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> FIGHT LIKE THERE'S NO YESTERDAY
You fight the LAWYER and win. Then the COSMIC FISH tell you that you're from another planet. What now?
> MOW THE LAWN
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You begin to MOW THE LAWN when all of a sudden, a GIGA BEHEMOTH erupts from the ground! He swings his Behemoth Arm and deals 19 damage. Use what?
>Sword
>Magic
>Defense
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>Magic>Black>Meteor
The GIGA BEHEMOTH receives 30000 damage. What shall ye do next?
>Attack
>Items
>Magic
>Run
>Check
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> Run
You run and run and eventually run into SHADOW the HEDGEHOG. What now?
> WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ
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Thou gets sent over thy rainbow. What does thou wish to doeth next?
>Look
>Inventory
>Status
>Save
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>SAVE
You Saveth thy game. SHADOW shoots you with his gun and does -1 damage. what must thou do next?
>MAKE STRONG BAD KILL HIM.
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Thou hath successfully felled thy enemy. Thou hast gained 34 experience points. What wilst thou do now?
>Look
>Inventory
>Status
>Save
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> LOOK
You look around and see a KING PRAWN in a TUTU! What now?
> LOL
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You LOL at KING PRAWN. He slaps you with his TUTU. when he does this, you wonder what TUTUs are. Now what would dost thou do?
>SAY HE'S FAT
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The KING PRAWN gives you a sucker-punch. What now?
> RUN AWAY LIKE A SISSY
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Thou was unsuccessful in thy escape, as thy SPEED was too low.What wouldst thou deau now?
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
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>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
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Thy KING PRAWN receives 18 damage. Thy KING PRAWN returns thy favor for 7 damage. What wilst thou deau?
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
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> ITEMS
You have some LOOSE JELL-O, okay?
> THROW IT AT THE KING PRAWN
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You throw thy LOOSE JELL-O at KING PRAWN. thous ACCURACCY went down! No what will you do?
>Fight
>Items
>----------------Magic
>Check >Fire
>Ice
>Lightning
>Death
>DEATH
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Thy DEATH spell hath no effect on thy KING PRAWN. Thy KING PRAWN casts POISON on thou. What wouldst thou deau?
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
Thy HP is 38/50
Thy MP is 7/15
Thy weapon of choice is thy Lightsaber.
Thy status is Poisoned.
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>ATTACK W/ LIGHTSABER
thy KING PRAWN pulls out his LIGHTSABER and puts on a BIG BLACK HELMET. thou Attacks, but he BLOCKS! You take 3 damage from poision. Now what will thou doist?
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
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You pull out your own LIGHTSABER. Thy KING PRAWN attempteth to confuse you by exclaiming that he be-eth your father. You sayeth NO and CHARGE toward thy KING PRAWN with your LIGHTSABER. Yon SABER cuts off a piece of thy KING PRAWN's head. Now thy KING PRAWN is ready to kill. WHAT WOULDST THOU DO?
<Fight
<items
<Magic
<check
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> Items
You have a REFRESH HERB.
> EAT IT
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Thou hast been cured of thy poison, but thy KING PRAWN attacks with his LIOGHTSABER causing 12 damage. What willst thou deau?
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
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FIGHT
You catch thy KING PRAWN off guard and cutteth it's HEAD off with your LIGHTSABER. Now you head toward yon MUSHROOM KINGDOM. Thou doth encounter BOWSER and his fire breath! NOW what would thou do?
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>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
Thou rusheth at yon KOOPA KING with thy LIGHTSABER, but BOWSER GUARDS against thy ATTACK, which only does 2 damage.What shall ye deau?
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
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HP is 26/50
MP is 7/15
>Fight
>Items
>Magic
>Check
>Run
Thou attempts to flee but MARIO appears! He attacks yon KOOPA KING for 30 damage. Thou ist stunned! What would thou do now?
>MAGIC---> ICE
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Ye cast an ICE spell upon yon KOOPA KING, who is weak against ICE magic. Thy damage doubles to 60. BOWSER thy KOOPA KING hath been defeated. Thou hast receiveth 26 EXP. Thou hast LEVELED UP.
Thy STRENGTH hath increased.What willst thou deau now?
>Look
>Get
>Use
>Talk
>Hit
>Inventory
>Self
>Save
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LVL: 2
HP is 26/60
MP is 2/25
>LOOK
Thou looks and finds FRUIT PUNCH x 3 (heals 10 HP) you shove it in your pocket. MARIO runs off. What will thou do?
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> RUN AFTER HIM
You run after MARIO and he asks "What do you want?"
> ASK FOR AN AUTOGRAPH
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MARIO gladly obliges. Thou hast obtaineth MARIO'S AUTOGRAPH! For such an accomplishment, thou hast receiveth 35 Exp. What wouldst thou do now?
>Look
>Get
>Use
>Talk
>Hit
>Inventory
>Self
>Save
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> TALK
You talk and talk, eventually having a RANDOM GUY shout "WILL YOU BE QUIET?!?!" What now?
> FIGHT
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you pull your LIGHTSABER and cutteth his head off. Now a COP comes and says you are UNDER ARESST. What will you do?
>KILL COP
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More COPS come and say your ARREST is for a heavier charge because you killed a COP. What now?
> RUN AWAY
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You arrive at Hyrule Field. What willst thou deau?
>Look
>Items
>Magic
>Self
>Save
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> LOOK
You see a TREE.
> HUG THE TREE
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The TREE suddenly feels loved and gives thou ye FLASK, which ye hath worked so hard to get.
[type CONT to continue]
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CONT
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Voip!
Thou art suddenly in a town populated by various creatures from the worlds of Nintendo.What wilst thou deau?
>Look
>Items
>Magic
>Equip
>Self
>Save
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>LOOK
You see thou MARIO again. He starts to complain about about already writing his signature. What will thou do?
>ASK IF HE WANTS TO PLAY SSB:B
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MARIO sayeth he would, but he's a bit busy with..uh...some 'unfinished business', so he runneth off again. What wouldst thou deau?
>Look
>Get
>Talk
>Inventory
>Self
>Save
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>SELF
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Thy HP is 27 out of 50.
Thy MP is 7 out of 15.
Thy weapon of choice is thy Lightsaber.
Thy Stats:
Power is 6 (determines attack strength)
Defense is 5 (determines attack resistance)
Speed is 6 (determines your turn in battle)
Accuracy is 5 (determines your odds of attack success)
Intellect is 6 (determines magic/special attack strength)
Life is 5 (determines HP)
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> OKAY
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>thou ist still in the town populated by various creatures from the world of Nintendo. What will thou do?
>GO ON A GOOMBA KILLING SPREE
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There arn't any Goombas here.What wouldst thou deau?
>Look
>Get
>Talk
>Inventory
>Self
>Save
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> LOOK
You see the HEADLESS CORPSE of a PRAWN! What now?
> CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS
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thou GHOSTBUSTERS come and suck up the HEADLESS CORPSE with thy VACCUM CLEANER! You jump in glee as thou HEADLESS CORPSE appears to be SUCKED! For maketh someone else doeth something, you gaineth 50 EXP! thou hath LVLITH! What will thou do noweth?
>Look
>Get
>Talk
>Inventory
>Self
>Save
>Stop putting "ith" on the end of each word.
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> STOP PUTTING "ITH" ON THE END OF EVERY WORD
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Stats
Power: 6>8
Defense: 5>6
Speed: 6>7
Accuracy: 5>6
Intellect: 6>7
Life: 5>3
Your level increased.
1000 more to the next level.
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> YAY
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The "YAY" caused MARIO to appear again! MARIO says, "WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!?" What will you do
eth?
>_________________ (Insert something here)
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<COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT GETTING TO TALK IN OLDE ENGLISH NO MORE
You COMPLAIN about not getting to talk in old ENGLISH anymore. STRONG BAD appears and says "But the old english was the most hilarious part of the stupid game!"
He goes off to fetch Trogdor. What will you do?
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>ASK STRONG BAD HOW HE TYPES IN HIS BOXING GLOVES
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Trogdor BURNiNATES you. What now?
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Thou art DEAD.
Thy game is OVER.
continue from thy last save point?
(y/n)
(yes i know bringing this topic back was WRONG but i just wanted to finish this thread for good, because I was gone for the summer)
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You man we can't continue it? :(
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Well you CAN contunue from the last save point ;)
>CONTINUE
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Unfortunately nobody ever saved the game. So we'll have to start over.
You have enter'd yon DUNGEON! This room has lots of FLOWERS but is very dull looking. Obvoius exits are NORTH, EAST, and WEST. What do you do?
>PICK FLOWER
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Thy FLOWER is actually a DEMON! What wilst thou deu?
>FIGHT
>ITEM
>MAGIC
>CHECK
>RUN
>DENNIS
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> DENNIS
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You see DENNIS pacing around nervously as thy DEMON prepares to eat his left foot. What wislt thou deu now?
>FIGHT
>ITEM
>MAGIC
>CHECK
>RUN
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>CHECK
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Suddenly, outteth of thine bleu, thou seest a really whizzeth-bangeth abbacus right behind thy door. Unexplainably, the device leadseth due north.
>NORTH
As thou walks ahead, thou runneth into a large stone with writing on it. What whilst thou do now?
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>PRESS "A"
Thou LARGE STONE appears to be thy THOMP! He challenges you to thy 195th ANNUAL QUIRK QUIZ!!!
1st question...
Who was the guy standing next to the VEGTABLE CART CART in THY DUNGEONMAN 3???