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Mario Chat / Mario Kart Wii spoilers
« on: April 07, 2008, 09:15:28 PM »
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/0803/poke50uk/?action=view&current=VIDEO_003.flv
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/poke50uk/IMAGE_029.jpg

Four new playable characters

Rosalina (Yay!)
Funky Kong (Before Dixie? Oh well, I like him)
And Skeleton Bowser (Yay again!)
Bowser Jr. (As if there was any doubt)

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A Mario-eqsue tiny person was a background character in imagination land. A slight difference was that his hat contained the letter 'E'

Eario? lol

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Mario Chat / Favorite Character Theme from Mario Strikers Charged
« on: September 18, 2007, 08:35:59 AM »
So which themes do you like the best?

You can vote up to 5 themes

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Fan Creations / Wario the Warrior
« on: February 13, 2007, 02:08:52 PM »

A/N: I've always wanted to do something like this. This is going to be a parody of Shadow the Hedgehog except with Mario characters. Certain Mario characters will be performing a Sonic character's role. For example, Mario will take the place of Sonic for the most obvious of reasons. Luigi will take the place of Knuckles because Knuckles appears the second most times in stages. Of course, not all of the characters will take one role. Eggman's roles will be divided. Bowser is going to appear. But also, his allies will a play a part in stages where Eggman is a partner. For example, King Boo will appear in, well, I'll let you take a guess. If you've played ShTH, you know where the most logical place the ghost king will appear in. The characters, Maria, the G.U.N. Commander, and Prof. Gerald are going to be replaced with characters I thought of. Most of the stages are altered to match with the Mario theme. Some areas, like the Black Comet, will remain unchanged. Ark levels are going to be replaced entirely. And since this is a parody, you might be spoiled by the endings if you haven't played Shadow. Lastly, I tried to keep characters' personalities in check, but they might be different every now and then
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Wario the Warrior

Prologue

Space. The final frontier. People always wondered if there are actually intelligent life forms in other worlds. People always wondered and dreamed that they could travel the stars and see everything there is to see. However, in one fantastic world, the inhabitants pretty much knew there was alien life.

The first alien race, which came to this planet, was creatures that were determine to find a home. Their features were like living mushrooms and they were purple. There leader was a vicious princess bent on making this one world their new home. In the end, the alien race fell to four heroes, two of them which were younger counterparts of the other two.

Then many years later another purple alien came to this one world. However, he was not of the same race as the first creatures. And his motive was a bit different. He was hired by someone to kidnap a desert princess as a diversion. He ordered his minions to attack the princess’ kingdom. However, the alien fell to a great and strong hero.

Some time after that, another alien race invaded this one world. It is unknown what they look like because they wore full body uniforms. On these uniforms was the letter ‘X.’ This alien race wanted total world domination. The leader of this alien discovered that the world’s strongest demon was hidden away behind a fallen palace. To get to the demon, the leader needed seven magical stars of jewelry and a maiden pure of heart. He manages to do both. However, the same great hero put an end to his plan. But the alien leader manages to succeed at releasing the demon. Only to be destroyed by the demon because of one critical mistake. However, the great hero managed to defeat the demon once and for all.

So this one fantastic world has suffered through many alien invasions. But thankfully, it survived through it before the damage went out of hand. However, there is a new alien race coming. And they won’t be so easy to handle. And more importantly, they absolutely show no mercy.

Area: Somewhere in space

“Are we heading toward our destination at a steady course?” an alien creature who seemed to speak English so well.

“jfhskjflksjrhorhtij” said a subordinate. However, the others weren’t able to speak the English language.

“Very good,” the leader said. “I’ve plan to finish what was started fifteen years ago. And nothing can stand in my way.”

“djfsdkjbwihebvmnfkjlakhfiuabgivejvn?” the subordinate said.

The leader translated the question. “You’re right about the questioning a creature on that planet. His maker made a promise that his offspring was to be able to help us with our plans.”

“jskhlkakldjhashgdjkfh?”

“Yes it may be a problem. The creature might not be too pleased of us changing his world. Even though, it will be for the better. These foolish ‘sub creatures’ need change. There hopeless without our rule.”

“jfshdlkhowirheiijndkjaldjk?”

“Don’t worry. I’ve got a way to make this creature join us. Even if it involves erasing one of the most important pieces that makes him who he is.”

Another alien arrived to the leader.

“fkdhfsjkjsahoieoi”

“Perfect. We’re almost at the planet. In a few hours, this world will be ours.”

Area: Kitchen Island

Kitchen Island is the home of our heroic/villainous treasure hunter. This person is usually known to be greedy, selfish, rude, disgusting. But with the negatives, there are some positives about this man. He’s strong, brave, and cunning (though sometimes not too bright). And he will even help someone. For a price. This man is best known as a treasure hunter and a businessman. He usually wears a yellow shirt with purple overalls. He also has a hat with the letter ‘W’ on it. And he’s a bit on the chunky side. This man’s name is Wario. And he will be the key world’s fate. Will he be its savior or its doom?

At Kitchen Island, Wario just woke up in expensive castle grumbling about life in general.

“Stupid kindness. Stupid taxes. Stupid Mario. Stupid…” Wario stopped and froze there. He just stood there in place. His eye twitched for a bit. It was as if someone had paralyzed him for awhile. Wario then collapsed on the floor and went in a deep sleep.

When he came too, the first thing he did was yell.

“WHAT ON EARTH JUST HAPPEN?” Wario shouted. “WALUIGI?”

He called out Waluigi but there was no answer.

“WALUIGI!” He shouted again. Still, there wasn’t any answer.

“Weird,” Wario said to himself. “He’s usually up and about trying to find a way to avoid paying rent. Like that one time when we were boys we…. We…”

Wario then thought for a moment. There was something wrong with him.

“I can’t remember what my childhood.” Wario said worriedly. “Calm down, Wario. Maybe if I tried harder.”

Wario tried to remember something about his past. But it was just blank. Not all of his memories were gone. He still knew the names of the employees of his business. He even remembers the names of his ‘friends.’ It was just that he couldn’t remember the anything before the age of fifteen.

“This….can’t be,” Wario choked. “I’ve lost half of a lifetime of memories. But how? That doesn’t make any sense.”

Wario ran out of his castle trying to find clues to help him. He remembered Kitchen Island. He remembered fighting pirates to get this island. But he can’t remember what on earth about his childhood.

“This can’t be.” Wario said sadly. “THIS CAN’T BE!”

He began to knock over trees and rocks with his great strength. He kept the destruction long enough until he saw a warp pipe.

“Wait. This warp pipe leads to Diamond City,” Wario said. “I’ll need sometime to think this through.”

Wario jumped in.

Area: Diamond City

Wario was standing near the outskirts of Diamond City, a busy city where his company ‘WarioWare Inc.,’ was located at. People were currently going about their daily lives. They didn’t no what was about to happen.

Wario still pondering over the lost of his memories fail to notice a newspaper blowing through the wind. The newspaper sweeps around his leg.

““Fire in the sky” Celebration! 30 year return of the Black Comet!”” the newspaper read.

The wind blew off the paper off Wario’s leg. Wario was still pondering.

“Wario.” He thought. “I remember my name. I remember my home. But I can’t remember the past. I… Wait a minute.”

Wario shut his eyes and gritted his teeth. He then had a vision of young girl running through a hallway with soldiers chasing after her. The young girl was dark skinned with red braided hair. The soldiers consisted of a mushroom person, a walking turtle, and walking shellfish. The young girl tried to escape them but failed because she ran into a dead end. The soldiers caught up to her.

The girl did nothing except gasped.

The mushroom soldier pulled out a gun. Wario’s mind went blank again but he still heard the gun being fired.

“Laura,” Wario said in his thoughts as his mind echoed.

Wario woke out of his trance.

“What on earth was that all about? And more importantly, who’s Laura?” He asked himself.

While Wario was still thinking about all of this, he noticed that sky began to turn a dark red. In the now red sky, white opening appeared. But it only made things worse, black creatures began to fall out of that opening in large numbers. They wasted no time as they attacked the city. One of the larger black creatures landed on a car, crushing it. The large alien then proceeded to knock another car away.

Wario noticed the aliens still coming from the sky. However, he remained uncaring.

“Well,” he started. “This is one pathetic sight. I’m wasting my time here. No need to get involve in any of this. That do gooder Mario and his idiotic friends will stop this clearing. And then afterwards, I’ll find a way to make a profit off of this.”

Wario began to walk away. But…

“Wario,” a voice said.

Wario stopped. Slightly confused, he turned around. He saw a giant eye with six tentacle like features float up to him. The eye managed to project an image displaying an alien. The alien had black skin, with only three fingers on each of his hands. The creature also had three eyes and wore dark clothing with a chain that depicted a sun on one end of the chain and a comet on the other. However, most notable of all, he didn’t have a body. The head and hands floated freely.

“As you can see,” the alien began to speak. “The day of reckoning will soon be here. Find the seven Magical Orbs, and bring them to me – as promised.”

Wario was confused beyond doubt now.

“Hey! Who are you and how do you know my name? And most importantly, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!” Wario rudely asked.

He didn’t receive an answer. Instead the image disappeared and the eye flew away. But not before leaving explosives exploding around Wario. When the dust cleared, Wario was left dumbfounded.

“What was that about?” Wario asked himself. “But if he says he knows the truth about who I am, I guess I’m going to have to believe that weirdo. The only way recover my lost memories, is to get those Magical Orbs.”

Wario ran into the city as fast as he could (which wasn’t very fast) Little did he know that he was biggest factor of the world’s fate.

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Cool, you have just read the prolouge of the story. Now the story will branch off into three different directions. Will Wario do good, do bad, or do neither? Since this is where the story branches off I will tell you where you need to read next to make sense. Thefirst level, DiamonCity (Westopolis) will be divided by three chapters. 1A to go hero, 1B to go neutral, and 1C for dark. It might be confusing now, but you'll get the hang of it.

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Fan Creations / A Story of Four Wives
« on: January 08, 2007, 06:27:07 PM »
"A Story Of Four Wives"
Once upon a time...there was a rich King who had four wives.
He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with rich
robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave
her nothing but the best.

He also loved the third wife very much, and he was always
showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared
that one day she would leave him for another.

He also loved his second wife. She was his confidante and
was always kind, considerate, and patient with him. Whenever
the King faced a problem, he could confide in her to help
him get through the difficult times.

The King's first wife was a very loyal partner and had made
great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom.
However, he did not love the first wife and although she
loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her.

One day, the King fell ill, and he knew his time was short.
He thought of his luxurious life and pondered, "I now have
four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, he asked the fourth wife, "I have loved you the most,
endowed you with the finest clothing, and showered great
care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and
keep me company?" "Absolutely not!" replied the fourth wife,
and she walked away without another word. Her answer cut
like a sharp knife right into his heart.

The sad King then asked the third wife, "I have loved you
all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep
me company?" "No," replied the third wife. "Life is too
good! When you die, I'm going to remarry!" His heart sank
and turned cold.

He then asked the second wife, "I have always turned to you
for help, and you've always been there for me. When I die,
will you follow me and keep me company?" "I'm sorry, I can't
help you out this time," replied the second wife. "At the
very most, I can only send you to your grave." Her answer
came like a bolt of thunder, and the King was devastated.

Then a voice called out. "I'll leave with you and follow you
no matter where you go." The King looked up, and there was
his first wife. She was so sad and thin, she looked
half-starved. Greatly grieved, the King said, "I should have
taken much better care of you when I had the chance!"

In truth, we all have four wives in our lives: Our fourth
wife is our body. No matter how much time and effort we
lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die.

Our third wife is our possessions, status, and wealth. When
we die, it will all go to others.

Our second wife is our family and friends. No matter how
much they have been there for us, the furthest they can stay
by us is up to the grave.

And our first wife is our soul, often neglected in pursuit
of wealth, power, and pleasures of the ego. However, our
soul is the only thing that will follow us wherever we go.
So cultivate, strengthen, and cherish it now! It IS your
greatest gift to offer the world.

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Forum Games / My Mario RPG game idea for the Wii
« on: September 17, 2006, 03:21:10 PM »
It features elements from all 5 Mario RPGs. This is just an idea of mine. First, here's the story.

Super Mario Adventure: The Story of the Fourteen Stars

Story:
Up above the world, is a mystical place called Star Haven. It is said that a fabled item, the Star Rod, is the power source of the world peace. The Seven Revered Star Spirits watch over the land with this magical device. Until one day, a mysterious figure came in and swiped the Star Rod away. Using the Star Rod, the mysterious, dark figure trapped the Star Spirits into cards to keep them from escaping. Also, this figure managed to get all of the stars of Star Haven. All but two of the stars were trapped. The remaining two managed to escape too earth but went their separate ways from there. But the mysteriously, shadow figure knew there was problem. He knew that the Star Rod had been recovered once by a great hero. What would happen if the same hero managed to do the same thing?

The Crystal Stars: These items were used to unlock a mysterious and ancient treasure behind a door that was around for a millennium. These stars have the ability to destroy the world in one feel swoop. However, the stars were scattered throughout the land because of the same hero who took back the Star Rod. The mysterious figure figured that if he revived vile creatures back to life, they would help him conquer the world. The shadowy villain used the Star Rods to revive the worst of the worst. He revived aliens that were on this planet. From purple fungi like aliens, and aliens in suits with X’s on them, to inter-dimensional beings that took the form of machinery and weapons.

On one fateful day, Mario his brother Luigi, and his friend Yoshi were invited to have tea with Princess Peach. When they got to the castle, all was fine. After a few minutes though, something began to happen. The castle was mystically warped away to a strange and dark land. The trio found out that this was the same shadowy figure. The figure remained in the shadows of the castle. When Peach asked to show itself however, the figure decided to take form of a black Goomba. The figure (now called dark Goomba from now on) said that he wanted this world and no one was going to stop him. Mario, Yoshi, and involuntary Luigi fought the foe. They were doing okay until one fateful moment. The dark Goomba showed the trio the Star Rod he stolen. He used it to make himself invisible. However to keep the power, he made it so that ALL of the power of the Star Rod transferred to his body. It was downhill for Mario and friends from then on. The dark Goomba used his powers to transfer the fallen heroes out of his site.

The next day, Mario found himself surprisingly, at his house. However, he didn’t find Luigi, Yoshi, or Peach. Mario knew what this meant. Another adventure filled with danger, drama, and a bit of laughs here and there. But…..

He wouldn’t want it any other way.


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Not at the Dinner Table / U.S. Military tests weapons on civilians
« on: September 13, 2006, 11:11:03 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-Air-Force-Weapons.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=slogin

The military can go (the rest of the sentence is censored)!

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Mario Chat / How come Nintendo doesn't respect the DKC series?
« on: August 14, 2006, 01:29:43 PM »
It doesn't make sense. The DKC series (DK 64) included has rake in millions for Nintendo and saved them from the clutches of Sega. But how come Nintendo looks down on DKC the most? Jungle Beat pretty much proves the point. :(

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Video Game Chat / New Name for the Revolution. And uummm.
« on: April 27, 2006, 04:09:46 PM »
http://revolution.nintendo.com/

See for yourself. WHEE!

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Mario Chat / Funniest Moment in a Mario game?
« on: March 01, 2006, 01:42:01 PM »
See Title.

My funniest moment is the Bowser events in Paper Mario 2.
I also like how the hotel manager in Sunshine asked for Mario's help. He said "Can we trick you...I ask you for your help?" I lol'd

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