Chapter 2:
Wario finally found the burgers after about an hour of searching for his missing brother.
"Ah, here you are Waluigi! I found you!" He hugged the bag of burger meat with all of his might. Eventually, the bag exploded, with meat flying everywhere.
"Waluigi?" Wario looked at the busted bag. "N-no...............I broke you! WAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!" Wario could be heard from across the neighborhood, where Mario and Luigi were staying. The cries nearly broke the windows of Mario's home.
"Mama Mia! What's wrong with him now?" Mario stood up from where he was sitting and slammed the front door off of it's hinges.
"Mario," explained Luigi, " you can't just bust down the door whenever you're angry, you know? Now I'm gonna have to pay another hundered thirty to get it fixed."
"Forget that, Luigi, the big oaf just won't shut up!" Luigi slapped his brow and sighed. "Man, why am I forced to live with that guy?"
"Because I pay the bills," Mario replied. Luigi realized that he had spoken outloud and tried to apologize before Mario bonked him over the head, but he was unsuccessful. A huge, pulsating lump appeared, rising over Luigi's hair.
"Oh-hehe. Right," he grumbled.
Mario and Luigi walked over to Wario's castle, all while trying to drown out the lug's cries with music. Luigi was listening to some psychedelic piece; he danced all over the sidewalk while singing to the beat.
"Oh-oh, baby! Can you feeeeeeel me?........." He paused for a momment and continued. Mario's brain was about to explode from Luigi and Wario's window-shattering sounds. He made some hand gestures at Luigi to try and get him to stop, but to no avail.
"Wha? I can't here you," Luigi would say. This went on for about a minute or so until Mario jerked a hard left at Luigi's tape-recorder.
"Ah man, why'd you have to do that bro?"
Mario grabbed the shattered remains from his brother's hand and reached into his pocket. Mario pulled out a flat device with miniature head-phones attached to the top.
"See this? It's called an I-Pod! Use it!"
Luigi put the the "I-Pod's" head-phones into his ears. He turned it up full blast and turned it on.
"Wait, stop!" Mario was too late to stop his brother from turning it up full blast. The rock-hard sounds of Mario's favorite band, "The Metallic Mushrooms," blew through the ears of Luigi and nearly knocked him out. He fell to his but and sat there, drooling.
"I was gonna say that an I-Pod doesn't need to be turned up full blast like your tape-player does to here it, but it looks like I was too late. How do ya feel, Luigi?"
Mario removed the phones from Luigi's ears, only to find that they were bleeding.
"Wha? I still can't here you bro," Luigi cried.
"Great," said Mario. "Well, not only do I have to stop Wario from crying, but I also have to get your ears checked. Come on, you dork."
Mario pulled Luigi's hand so hard that it almost came out of it's socket. Steam was blowing out of Mario's own ears, he was so angry. The two began walking towards Wario's castle again.
"Hey Mario," explained Luigi. "Wario has stopped crying! Can we go home?"
"That's because you can't here anyth-" Mario paused and stopped in the middle of the road. "He has stopped crying. Mabey he's hurt or something.........I really don't care, but we better check anyway."
Mario smashed the security gate to Wario's castle with his bare hand.
"Yeesh, Mario, are you a professional door hater or something?"
Mario didn't listen to Luigi's crummy comment. He stomped all over Wario's garden patch and punched the grand-master door down with even more might than before.
"Guess that's a yes," said Luigi, who was just about to get his hearing back.
"Waluigi? Waluigi?" Mario cried out. Nothing could be heard in the darkness.
"Let's go home, Mario. I'm tired."
Mario didn't listen and marched straight up to Wario's room.
"Wait, Mario, you don't want to break this door down! I'm serious!"
BAM! The door fell down with one powerful kick.
"Whatever," explained Luigi. "I hope you know that you get money for fixing doors, not breaking them."
The two went into the room and looked around for Wario.
"Ugh..........." someone said from the closet. "H-help.....me......."
Mario ran up to the door and punched it hard, yet this time, it didn't fall down.
"Ha! Guess you've met your match, door hater!" Luigi laughed.
The door slowly opened, and a very grey-looking Wario fell out from the closet. He had meat all over his face and looked as if he was about to die.
"Ooops," said Mario. "Put too much force into that one. Looks like I hit Wario instead."
What in the world has happened to Wario? Stay tuned.......
