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Chapter Six~Klappa Your Hands!!!
Mario and Amp were out on the Blooper Sea, heading out to Kongo Jungle, an island south of Yoshi’s Island, and about 10 times its size. When they got there, they found that the Kongo Jungle was a very diverse island. Strange and unfamiliar plants and wild untamed animals covered the atmosphere. They didn’t see any of the Kongs yet. They crept through some of the jungle. It was very dark and spooky. Mario looked around, and saw that Amp was trying to eat a small chimp that was squirming around in him mouth and screeching. “AMP, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?†Mario shouted in a whisper. “It’s okay,†Amp choked, “monkeys taste good!†Mario grunted and pulled the saliva covered chimp out of Amp’s mouth. The small chimp squeaked, “Please don’t hurt me. My name is Scrawny Kong, and I’ll be your friend if you don’t eat me!†“Hey Scrawny Kong, do you know the way to your Kong friends?†“Yes,†he said, “I will lead you to them.†He took off, with Mario and Amp closely following behind. They entered a more dark and unforgiving environment. They scampered on for almost 30 minutes, Scrawny Kong’s Nose high in the air. Then suddenly, Scrawny fell through a bunch of leaves that appeared to be a trap. Mario and Amp expected to just see Scrawny at the bottom of a deep pit, but neon lights glittered from the ground, and they looked down at a TV studio, with a live audience applauding and laughing. They seemed to have not noticed Scrawny. But they noticed when Amp and Mario fell down to save Scrawny. They studied their atmosphere. It was a game show named Klappa Your Hands, and the whole studio audience was Klappas! The audience fell silent. There was a host Klappa in the front. He wore a tuxedo and had a perky smile. “Well…it looks like we have our NEW CONTESTANT!†he shouted, “COME ON UP!†Mario, Amp, and Scrawny stumbled up to the stage as the audience roared. They each stood at three different podiums, and the host said, “Okay, here are the rules. If each of you can answer a question I give you correctly, you get to leave this studio, with a cash prize. If you don’t…then you must sit on the electric chair and perish!†All three heroes gasped. “NO!!!†Amp screamed, and Mario held his shoulder. “It’s alright, Amp,†he said, “we can do this.†The host paused uncertainly and said, “Uh…okay! The first question is for the plumber in bright clothing!†He paused, and said, “What is the capital of the Mushroom Kingdom?†“Easy!†Mario exclaimed, “Mushroom City!†“CORRECT!†the host screamed, then said, “Next question for the Toad that looks like Jimmy Page. What is lead guitarist in AC/DC?†“OH!†Amp yelled, “Angus Young!!!†“CORRECT!†the host screamed again, then asked his final question, “this last and final question is for the underweight primate who is scratching his…um…parts.†The eager monkey looked up from his…um…activity. “What is the capital of Botswana? This is your final question; therefore, you may call a friend. Do you choose to?†“Um no tha…†Scrawny began to say, but Amp grabbed his mouth and screamed, “YES!!!†“Okay,†the host said, “you may use the phone in the back.†He pointed to the back room, and they entered it, and shut the door. “What was that all about, Amp?†Mario pressed. “Never mind that,†Amp replied, “now, Scrawny. Do you have Donkey Kong’s phone number?†“Yep,†he perkily replied. “Now we need to call him and tell him to come in here and break us out!†Amp pressed even more aggressively. “But,†Mario said, “we can just answer the capital of Botswana, and get the cash pr…†“DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THE CAPITAL OF BOTSWANA!?!?!?†Amp exploded. “Uh…no,†Scrawny said, and Mario replied the same. “Now call him!†Amp exclaimed, and after a short phone call, the three returned the game with plastic smiles. “Okay,†Scrawny said, “the capital of Botswana is Poo-Poo land!†The crowd chuckled, and the sound of a trombone sliding down blared over the speakers. “Ooh,†the host said, “looks like you missed it! Now you all must perish on the electric chairs! Oh well! We’ll see what happens next time in Klappa Your H-OH MY GOD!!!†CRUNCH! DK had fallen through the ceiling and landed right on the host. He sat there squashed, and his held his large coconut gun. He shot a few shells at the audience to prove he didn’t mean for any funny business. Mario ran up to him. “We want you to join our band as drummer!†DK grunted and trotted over to the Klappa Your Hands Players, (the band that was playing all the music) and punched out the drummer, and played a huge drum line on it. They had found their drummer. Find out what happens back on the Mushroom Kingdom as they prepare to play their first gig!
To Be Continued…
Special RIP Memorial #1
This is a memorial to those who have died in the making of this story.
Rest In Peace:
Admiral Bobbery
The King of Red Lions
The Giant Blooper
1024 Yoshis
432 Shy Guys
Quar
The Chief
The Two Shy Guy Guards.
Klappa Host
49 Klappas
Klappa Drummer
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