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Author Topic: When Dinosaurs dream/ You choose the ending!  (Read 26334 times)

« Reply #60 on: December 29, 2005, 11:12:20 PM »
Hey, is anyone gonna respond? This is the best topic that I've ever made, and I'd like it to stick around. If you guys don't like the Matrix, then I can change it up. I promise.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #61 on: December 29, 2005, 11:51:25 PM »
Matrix.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #62 on: December 30, 2005, 05:31:45 PM »
What does that mean? Do you want me to change the story? I don't remember the Matrix being a choice.......
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« Reply #63 on: December 30, 2005, 05:57:02 PM »
Tap out of the Matrix, I mean. Sorry...
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #64 on: December 30, 2005, 09:31:18 PM »
Okay.


"Hmmmmm...." he thought to himself. Mabey, just mabey........I'm not ready yet. This is great power. But I've never used something so great. If I recieve some more training, then I can unleash my full potential." He calmed down and kept loose.
"Dei T....please get me outta here. I need more training!"
"I understand. Retreat is a battle strategy in itself. Many a warrior won wars retreating from a fight. In fact, those who never fight often gain something greater! Why, just the other day-"
"Just get me the heck outta here!" Yoshi screamed.
"Ohhh, alright. Just tryin' to deliver a triumphant speech. Sheesh!"
Yoshi waited a few minutes to recieve instruction. The old man wasn't exactly on par with the young dino's speed.
"Well, are you gonna do something or what?"
"*SNORE* Yawn.....wha?" Dei T. answered back.
"HEY! My friends are in danger over here! I need more training, you old fart!"
"You young people have no respect for yer eleders. Pick up that cell phone on the ground."
"That cell phone? But-"
"Just do it!"
Yoshi took orders as if the instructor was Mario. He picked up the cell phone and.......vanished.


"So it's time to train?"
"Yup."
"Alright, let's go."
Yoshi and Dei. T. were inside a training program that Dei T. made himself. The object was to punch each other at least once.
"Alright Yoshi.....pick your weapon."
Three weapons were laid out on the hard wood floor. Or, what an idiot might call weapons.

1. Rubber chicken.
2. Fake Dog poop
3. Finger Nail clipper.

"What the heck am I supposed to do with this crap?" Yoshi yelled.
"Well, if your the One, you wont need to dodge bullets......."
"Huh?"
"Never mind. Just pick a weapon!"


Which weapon?
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« Reply #65 on: December 31, 2005, 01:28:50 PM »
The bird that stretches.  It is he that will conquer all.
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« Reply #66 on: December 31, 2005, 03:03:00 PM »
"Errrr....what YR said!"
"Huh?"
"Nevermind. I want the rubber chicken!"
Yoshi walked up to the "bird that stretches" and picked it up.
"So.......how the heck am I supposed to use THIS to hurt YOU?"
Dei T. snickered. "You're the One. Figure it out!"
An overhead timer ticked down to zero and rang. The match was offically on!
Yoshi ran up to Dei T. and threw a fast punch, but missed, and landed flat on his face. He got up and tried an axe kick swinging punch combo. Swish! He missed again. Yoshi cursed under his tounge.
"Oh, getting a little angry, aren't we?"
"Just warmin' up, you dirty old-"
"Bass are often yummy when cooked with hamburger cheese."
Yoshi growled, threw muliple punches, and missed yet again.
"Gaghhhh! Why isn't this working?"
"Try the rubber chicken!"
"Are you nuts? I can't even hit you, let alone smack you with this piece of-"
"You need to learn respect, young one! Like keeping your tounge in line!"
Smack! Yoshi was pushed back into a wall. Breathless, he tried to stand, but the pain in his chest was too great.
*cough!* "MAN you're strong!"
"No, just really fast. I landed 15 punches in .32 seconds."
"How?"
"Hey, when you're the God of all creation, then you must be fast! Well, perhaps I'm not God, but I'm pretty close..."
While he wasn't looking, Yoshi lashed out his tounge and grabbed him at the knee. Dei T, however, was not impressed. He simple stood still.
"Go ahead......lift me as high as you can. You'll never do it."
He was right. As hard as he tried. Yoshi could not lift him.
"No! Come on, go!"
"Hehehe! If you can't defeat me, then how will you ever defeat Subcon?"
Yoshi sighed. "You mean...he's stronger then you?"
"Well, if he wasn't, I would have defeated him by now. This world would be called Dei T. Land if I had control. I used to have control.....but that was a long time ago. Before the world was filled with hate."
Yoshi took back his tounge and held up the rubber chicken.
"If this works, I'll shoot myself. Okay old man.....take this!"
He threw the rubber chicken, but instead of hitting Dei T, it exploded.
KABLAMMERS! *Hey, a new word!*
"Dei T? I'm so sorry, master!"
Dei T. stood up and laughed.
"See? I told you it would work! hings are not as they seem in the Matrix. You of all people should know that. You've seen the movie three times!"
Yoshi understood it now. "The lesson was not about combat.....but about the unexpected! Right?"
"Nah, I just like to mess with ya! Exploding chicken! Hah! That's a good one!"
Yoshi smirked and growled.
"Just...let's do something else."
"Your call."
Yoshi noticed that the chicken was still intact he ran over and picked it up.
"I hope this will come in handy later. Now mabey I should....."


Yoshi will......

Stay for more training.

Go to the Matrix to save his friend.
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« Reply #67 on: January 01, 2006, 02:57:20 PM »
Go to Matrix.
He's back. All you had to do is ask. Super Mario Bros. 3 from Nintendo. Now you're playing with POWER! (SMB3 NES commercial)

« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2006, 03:59:57 PM »
The entire chapter will keep going until Yoshi's HP runs out, or until he makes it to Mario. Depending on what weapons you guys picked and how much training he went through will give us the total outcome.


Yoshi was entered into the Matrix as soon as he left the training program.
"Alright," Dei T. said. "I hope you're ready for this. I can lead you to the building they have Mario in, but after that, it seems as if communications will go down. Okay, take a left on Parker road."
Yoshi followed orders and went straight down the street left to Parker. He noticed that a couple of thugs were posted by the brick wall that lead down to the next street.
"DT, what should I do?"
"Hmmm, you did recieve a weapons training. Did you take the combat program?"


If you took the combat training, fight the thugs.
If not, then skip the fighting and ask DT for more instruction.


Look back at the past pages I wrote. Choose the 1st or 2nd, depending on if you took the combat training of course.
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« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2006, 06:48:20 PM »
Okay, if I don't get some responce soon, I'll call the shots. You don't want that, do you? I'm crazy! I'll rip the story to pieces!
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Me: Why?

« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2006, 12:37:56 AM »
Ask DT.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2006, 04:32:14 PM »
"Err....I didn't take the combat program."
"Well, that's perfect. How are you gonna defend yourself?"
The two were talking loud enough for the thugs to hear them.
"Hey, you!" The fat one screamed.
Thug number one smacked Yoshi with a baseball bat, hitting him to the ground.
"He he...That'll teach ya!"
Yoshi tried to get up, but the pain was too much to bare. He had the combat programs given to him, only he had not recieved traing on how to use them. Yoshi was doomed!

Yoshi HP: 84.

"I can still fight....."
WHAM! The other thug hit him with his bare hands.

HP: 76.

"I...have to do something...."


Run?

Fight?
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« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2006, 06:02:18 PM »
I say fight, man! *runs away so he doesn't see it*
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The cake is a lie, your base belongs to us, keyboard cat will play you off as you fall out of the bus.

« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2006, 08:01:32 PM »
*Gets popcorn* Anyone want some popcorn? It's buttered and salted!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2006, 09:36:30 PM »
Yoshi stood his ground. "Okay, so I have power, I just.....don't know how to use it."
He threw the biggest punch he could muster at thug #1, however, he actually hurt himself.

YOSHI HP: 70

"Ouch! This is so lame." He cried. Thug #1 laughed at his pathetic attempt to do some damage.
"You call that a punch? THIS is a punch!"
He tossed one at Yoshi, but before it could land, the thug screamed.
"Gagghhghgh! NO BOSS! Please-have mercy!!"
The thug was gobbled up into a purple mass of a sticky-like substance. In his place stood a very tall, menacing figure.
"So...we meet again, Yoshi. It's only been an hour or so."
"Subcon, I should've known you'd show your face around here sometime. What do you want from me?"
"Mmmmm...I can smell your fear....I'm feeding on it. It's what I need to survive, and Yoshi....you have a lot of it. The fear of being called stupid....the fear of losing your friends....I love it all! I need more. More power, so I can break into the real world. I'm tired of this place, you know. It's the smell....it's like a never ending epidimic. I must get out....I must get free. And your going to-"
"Shove it. I'm not helping."
"Bad choice of words my friend."
He pulled Yoshi up by the head and punched him in the gut. Blood came out of Yoshi's mouth.
"Gagh!"
The punch was hard enough to send him through eight brick walls.

YOSHI HP: 1

"Nooooo...must get....my cell phone."
Just as Subcon was about to give out the final blow, Yoshi pulled out his cell phone. In a flash of an illuminant green light, he vanished.

"Well, I told you. Your just not strong enough to fight him yet." Yoshi was pulled out of the Matrix right before he died. Dei T. and him were talking it over a large cup of tea.
"Come on. You must get real. If you have great power but don't know how to use it, how will defeat even the weakest of foes? You need to grab onto your power....never let go."
"Alright, I'm ready for more training."
Dei T. handed him three small programs. Each one had something written on it.


COMBAT

MENTAL TRAINING

ACROBATICS

"Okay, I'll choose....."

Which one?


I hate to say it, but I'm getting a little tired of writing this.....what do you guys think? Should I continue to write, or should I let others have a crack at it?

« Last Edit: January 06, 2006, 09:38:54 PM by PaperLuigi »
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