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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: March 06, 2009, 04:00:08 PM »

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General Chat / Re: Wallpapers you have used

« on: March 05, 2009, 05:06:48 PM »

Finally this topic has been bumped. Two desktops I've used recently:

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Forum Games / Re: The Random Song Thread

« on: February 28, 2009, 09:41:41 PM »

Long distance runner, what you standin there for?
Get up, get out, get out of the door
Your playin cold music on the barroom floor
Drowned in your laughter and dead to the core.
There's a dragon with matches that's loose on the town
Takes a whole pail of water just to cool him down.

Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!

Almost ablaze still you don't feel the heat
It takes all you got just to stay on the beat.
You say its a livin, we all gotta eat
But you're here alone, there's no one to compete.
If mercy's a business, I wish it for you
More than just ashes when your dreams come true.

Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!

Long distance runner, what you holdin out for?
Caught in slow motion in a dash for the door.
The flame from your stage has now spread to the floor
You gave all you had. why you wanna give more?
The more that you give, the more it will take
To the thin line beyond which you really cant fake.

Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!
Fire, fire on the mountain!

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General Chat / Re: I'm going away! Signed, TMK member

« on: February 28, 2009, 12:28:35 PM »

Relax. I said I was going to stay, so I'll stay. If I decide to leave I just won't tell anyone, if that's what you want

Also, at the time that I posted, I really didn't care that I was making a big deal of it. I mean, as far as I knew I was leaving the whole place in five minutes so...

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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: February 26, 2009, 07:41:34 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: February 26, 2009, 05:19:03 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: The Random Song Thread

« on: February 26, 2009, 05:11:29 PM »

Happiness is a warm gun...
Bang bang, shoot shoot

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
When I hold you in my arms
(Ooooooooohhh, oh yeah!)
And when I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
-Yes it is, it's a warm gun!
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?
(Bang Bang Shoot Shoot)
Yeeeaahhh!

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Site Discussion / Re: Censoring

« on: February 25, 2009, 09:29:06 PM »

Either do it right or explain exactly how deleting censored words makes sense.

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General Chat / Re: I'm going away! Signed, TMK member

« on: February 25, 2009, 03:50:27 PM »

I don't feel any pressure, I just can't decide if I can stand all these young members and bad jokes. I mean, sometimes I get a laugh or two, but other times I just facepalm so hard it comes out my

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General Chat / Re: I'm going away! Signed, TMK member

« on: February 21, 2009, 11:07:55 PM »

OK, so one guy made a bad joke, another said to stay, and the last implied that the seconds was negative, making another joke......unfortunately this pretty much tells the story of the TMK.

So...I'll stay. Just because.

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General Chat / Re: I'm going away! Signed, TMK member

« on: February 21, 2009, 10:32:51 PM »

Ok, I really can't decide whether to stay or not, so tell me, TMK, should I stay? the next three posts will decide whether I stay here or not.

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General Chat / Re: What song are you listening to right now?

« on: February 21, 2009, 10:23:59 PM »

WHAT THE F***

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: February 19, 2009, 10:12:01 PM »

I don't like the racial implications of the previous few images.

I lost.

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General Chat / Re: Interesting fact(s) about you

« on: February 18, 2009, 12:19:30 PM »

-I think that I first posted that particular link on this forum, and am proud of it
-My aunt is an Olympic skier
-My aunts husband was one of the Crazy Canucks
-That same aunt worked in the kitchen on the set of the first Rambo, and met Sylvester Stallone along with rest of the cast
-My friend(chucknorris)s mother apparently met Chuck Norris
-My uncle met Bob Dylan at a bar
-My... something (I'm not really sure) played a role in a Star Trek movie as the Klingon Queen or something
-I have trouble believing some of these things too, but I'm not making any of them up
-I recently entered a video competition; the goal was basically to make an anti drug commercial. I have a good chance of winning. This won't mean much to most of you
-I am having serious trouble debating with myself whether or not to leave this forum

update: I didn't win the overall prize of 500$, but I did win the best in my category

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: February 18, 2009, 09:40:46 AM »