Author Topic: You Groan, You Lose (Read 183713 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #270 on:** December 30, 2012, 01:30:57 PM »

You know, back when I was a conservative, we hated Tim Geithner because he was a tax dodger.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #271 on:** December 30, 2012, 02:20:24 PM »

You've become quite the pinko communist.

Weegee · « **Reply #272 on:** January 17, 2013, 05:28:24 PM »

Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign · « **Reply #273 on:** January 17, 2013, 05:47:37 PM »

I actually laughed at the randomness.

Weegee · « **Reply #274 on:** January 17, 2013, 06:55:28 PM »

The joke is that Apple buyers are sheep, and they're easily "milked" out of their money by overpriced gadgets.

TheMightyThor · « **Reply #275 on:** January 18, 2013, 02:32:07 PM »

My favorite thing about this one is that they use "True American" without a trace of irony.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #276 on:** January 18, 2013, 03:48:54 PM »

Good grief, American conservatives are ****ing drama queens. If Obama proposes a law that makes assault rifles just a little harder to obtain, he's suddenly banning all guns.

TheMightyThor · « **Reply #277 on:** January 18, 2013, 06:38:08 PM »

A quick googling of that quote turns up results from WingNutDaily, Breitbart.com, and Free Republic, but according to economist John Lott that is something Obama has said. (Although I should note he has authored books like More Guns, Less Crime and The Bias Against Guns.) The quote, if it's legitimate, is from 1996 anyway, so he obviously could have changed his mind since then.

I love it when I see things that say that "THE FIRST STEP GOVERNMENTS TAKE TOWARDS DEMOCIDE IS GUN CONTROL" and things of that sort. Yeah, because not letting everyone and their dog have a god[darn] tommy gun is obviously a sign that FEMA is building concentration camps to dump True Patriotic Americans™ into.

Weegee · « **Reply #278 on:** January 21, 2013, 06:53:48 PM »

Same joke, but animated!

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #279 on:** January 21, 2013, 07:14:26 PM »

Quote from: TheMightyThor on January 18, 2013, 02:32:07 PM

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Molon what?

Also, gotta love the phrase "True Americans." It's the nationalistic equivalent of the "fake geek girl" argument, minus any chance of ever feeling aroused.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #280 on:** January 21, 2013, 08:45:58 PM »

If you're not aroused by America, you're not a True American.

TheMightyThor · « **Reply #281 on:** January 21, 2013, 09:38:16 PM »

Moving to the other side of a spectrum kind of, you wanna lose really fast? Go look at some social justice blogs on Tumblr. (You might lose faith in humanity, as well.)

WarpRattler · « **Reply #282 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:15:33 AM »

America is so hot it's on fire:

Suffix · « **Reply #283 on:** January 23, 2013, 07:47:31 PM »

Just when we were ready to accept the silly names that are "From Software" and "Demon'suh Souls..."

WarpRattler · « **Reply #284 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:08:34 PM »

The fact that Metal Wolf Chaos didn't get a US release is the really awful part. The game is fully voiced in English, is exclusive to the not-at-all-popular-in-Japan original Xbox, and stars the President of the United States of America. It's about as American as a Japanese game could possibly get.