Post by: mariluigi3 on February 10, 2005, 10:59:34 PM
Unlike the older version this one can teleport you in a range of 200,000,000,000 miles!!!! (into another galaxy)
and this also has a built in time machine! so you can not only teleport, but go back into time!!
and it has an incredibly low price of $60.00 pretend dollars to teleport! don't EVER miss out on this offer!
Edited by - mariluigi3 on 2/10/2005 9:00:42 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 10, 2005, 11:42:34 PM
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Post by: Nameneko on February 10, 2005, 11:52:14 PM
Post by: Watoad on February 11, 2005, 12:06:34 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 11, 2005, 03:47:39 AM
*pays $60.00 pretend dollars*
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: TEM on February 11, 2005, 06:53:45 AM
Why?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on February 11, 2005, 01:43:36 PM
LD's Teleporter pwns yours. His is much quicker.
There is no range limit to his teleporter.
Also, the conversion of Imaginary Dollars to Pretend Dollars is 1ID = 100PD, so, you get the better bargain and a whole lot more with LD.
*Doesn't really know what he is saying anymore*.
....Okay, fine. Take me back to the time to before you were born, so I could just prevent your parents from creating you, so this stupid thing wouldn't even have been thought of.....Except for LD's Teleporter. His is cool.
Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 2/11/2005 11:47:35 AM
Post by: mariluigi3 on February 11, 2005, 07:46:47 PM
i mean your paying 60.00 imaginary pretend dollars, it's the same. mine is a bargain.
and LD's Teleporter does'nt tell what it's teleporting limit is! is it... infinaty? is it... 1 mile? (lol)
Post by: mariluigi3 on February 11, 2005, 07:50:59 PM
*gives LD his 60 pretend or imaginary dollars back*
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 11, 2005, 08:18:13 PM
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Post by: CashCrazed on February 11, 2005, 08:39:36 PM
Ummm, that would mean the $99.99 ID that LD is charging translates to $9999 in PD. But it's still worth it, I'd rather use LD's premier teleporting services anyday than that hunk of crap in the corner over there. Hell, what if your teleporter malfunctions and scatters my molecules from here to the next galaxy? Oh wait, it can't even REACH the next galaxy, can it?
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 11, 2005, 09:34:45 PM
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Post by: Nameneko on February 11, 2005, 09:40:22 PM
Main Entry: imag·i·nary
Pronunciation: ĭ-măj'ə-nĕr'ē
Function: adjective
1 a : existing only in imagination : lacking factual
reality b : formed or characterized imaginatively or arbitrarily
PS: Try going on webster.com and typing “pretend.†You’ll
end up with the verb, “to pretend.†Clicking
to get the adjective form will redirect you to “imaginary.†LD
prevails.
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Edited by - Nameneko on 2/11/2005 7:51:19 PM
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 12, 2005, 12:12:06 AM
"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."
Post by: Watoad on February 12, 2005, 02:46:18 AM
Hell, what if your teleporter malfunctions and scatters my molecules from here to the next galaxy? [emphasis added]
And that would by why you're having near-death issues in the other thread.
Yeah! Go, Nameneko! Partner in Unicode!
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€
Edited by - Watoad on 2/12/2005 12:47:28 AM
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 12, 2005, 10:50:26 PM
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Post by: Popple on February 13, 2005, 11:53:47 AM
Let me away from this boulder!
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 13, 2005, 11:23:27 PM
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''