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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: nintendo is sorry on March 14, 2005, 05:33:04 PM
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i wanna be in the NFL. but if i cant do that, i wanna be a electronic or computer engineer. something of that nature.
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1. Teach English to Japanese children
2. Continue down the road of music, and stay in some sort of Symphonic band or something like that
3. Voice acting
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NIS, you've got some nerve, continuing on here with that username. You should change it.
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I'm already a teacher's assistant, but I'm going to University to get my bachelor of education, and I'm gonna be a real teacher!
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I am the best person in existance!
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Wow! A real Teacher. What subject?
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Why, work for Nintendo, of course.
Nachos make me macho,
Berries make me merry,
If you want me to stop,
Too bad. (Raspberry)
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I would be, a plumber, that was easy!
O world-egg, hear me.
I am Horus of millions of years.
I am lord and master of the throne
Freed from evil, I traverse the ages
and spaces that are endless.
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Edited by - Tingrio on 3/17/2005 1:51:35 PM
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I'm going to be a primary teacher which teaches all subjects from grades K - 6
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I am the best person in existance!
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Video game designer.
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
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I would like to be a History or Biology teacher at the High School level.
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
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I'm planning on making my living by kidnapping strangers on the streets of New York. I'll put them in a big hole and shout at them from above to do entertaining things, such as "pretend to juggle torches" or "see which one of you can walk on this the longest." I will motivate them with a shotgun, modified to shoot paint balls, or a paintball gun, modified to look like a shotgun. It will also shoot actual shotgun shells, and I will suprise them every once in a while with a real one. When they fall asleep, I'll toss various bags of flour, salt, and sugar down on them to wake them up, and just start laughing my head off crazily for no reason. A cacling, maniacle, carefully toned and pitched laugh that will haunt their memories for the rest of their lives. Me and my buddy will run this little buisness, and work shifts to make sure they don't escape. He wants to take the night shift, because he thought the trapped in a hole bit was perfect for his "Silence of the Lambs" bit. He'll tell them that "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" and won't even provide them with lotion, and then spray them with the garden hose. I'm not too sure if that's even from the Silence of the Lambs, and neither is he, because we haven't seen it. We just got that line from that episode of South Park where Cartman was doing that thing with the lotion and the hose again and his mother refered to it as playing "Lambs" so that's what we're assuming. Boy will it be fun. Not too sure how I'll make money off of this, though.
Let me away from this boulder!
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Well, I must say... That sounds despicably twisted. Where's your joke tag...? Heh, heh...?
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Professional bum here. You get to meet all sorts of interesting people in this career choice. Sit on the sidewalk with an empty hat, and strangers give you money for free! You don't have to work at all for it! Just draw a sign and stand anywhere busy and you can even get free meals! Just think, free time, 24/7. All the time in the world to hang out with your bum buddies! It's the perfect (non)job!
I hope the joke tags were implied by this one.......
Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/15/2005 8:09:03 PM
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I would like to become a programmer, most preferably for videogames OR I would like to go to school to study music (I am already a very excellent Saxophonist). Either job will work for me.
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most likely ill join the marines or the national guard, so id be followin in the footsteps of my dad.
As i said before...
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I want to be a Chupperson when I grow up! Or maybe a Lizard Dude, that would be cool too.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TEM on 4/13/2005 3:55:18 PM
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I want to work at the National The Mushroom Kingdom Inc. and make googolbazimihundreds of dollars every day! Also I want to be your friend.
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
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...That was really freaky. I'll do whatever the exact oppisite of what that is. Except for making that much money. I'll do that.
"You can milk anything with nipples."~Gaylord Focker
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Animator.
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."
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Theoretical Physicist
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Theoretically my toaster can transform into the Death Star. In theory.
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/17/2005 2:57:08 AM
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That would be wild.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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Wow, Lizard Dude is a man after my own heart. I wanted to be a theoretical physicist too, but freshman year in college I was offered a scholarship and since I had a higher grade in chemistry than physics, I took it. I very much regret that to this day.
I've only taught one year of chemistry, but several years of physics. I've also read a lot of physics books for enjoyment, but very little chemistry. So to anyone who has the ability I would suggest that you pick based on your interest(s) and not money.
BTW, LD we should make a topic for us to discuss physics and/or science in general.
Edited by - Luigison on 4/17/2005 7:22:50 AM
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I'll either join a band, form my own band, or do voice acting on my own cartoon.
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!