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General Chat / Re: Double-Jointed
« on: September 19, 2004, 12:21:52 AM »
bend over backwards.



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Forum Games / Re: Anti As Told by Ginger Stories
« on: September 18, 2004, 09:31:52 AM »
I sat there wondering what the crap a foxbox was. "Some sort of green eggs and ham scenario?" I thought, "I sure would eat them in a box, but not with a fox, who may have fleas, that would bite me... and the fox may bite me too." When apparently ginger had walked in. "Why hoorah," I said, as I went for a loaf of Wonder Bread. A giant blender, I brought out, and threw her in, set to liquify, no doubt. I added the bread, slice by slice, and then won a cookie cutter in a game of dice. The contents spilled from the blender, onto a well floured board helt together with suspenders. I rolled and I kneaded and I flattend the dough, and then used the cookie cutter I'd just won from neighbor Moe. At 400, I baked, all just for the nookie, and twelve minuits later I had Gingerbread cookies.

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Mario Chat / Re: Pipe dreams...
« on: September 18, 2004, 08:11:36 AM »
A few days after I reserved my copy of MK:DD, I had a dream. A dream in which we were all drivig two-per-cart like I'd seen on posters for the game, yet, we were all Smurfs. I believe I was either Grumpy or Handy riding in one of the karts from MK64 with one of the random, meaningless, nameless smurfs that are only shown in backgrouns or town meetings and never have anything to do with the plot. I believe we were racing on some sort of cluttered school desk, riding up pencils and around bouncy balls and such.

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General Chat / Re: Hello!
« on: September 14, 2004, 06:10:59 PM »
Ever notice how palindromes never seem to be backwards, when they really are?

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Site Discussion / Re: A Question About The Story Boards
« on: September 14, 2004, 06:02:22 PM »
Is that the one with the talking cat who walks on it's hind legs and speaks in a semi-italian accent?

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Site Discussion / Re: TMK is at least 5 years overdue for a redesign!!
« on: September 14, 2004, 05:56:19 PM »
I disagree. Change scares people. I haven't been on Nintendo.com since they changed the format, and when the TV guide channel started using blue as their main color, I stopped watching for five or so months. Small improvements make things better, but redesigning something that has worked so well for so long can only end in disaster. And what's wrong with the late 1990's?

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Mario Chat / Re: The Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom
« on: September 12, 2004, 12:17:50 PM »
[edit] d0u813 p057

Edited by - Popple on 9/12/2004 11:20:34 AM

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Mario Chat / Re: The Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom
« on: September 12, 2004, 12:17:42 PM »
Oh, man. I sure hope that's the type of hammer from Paper Mario or M&L:SS, and not the type from Donkey Kong or SSB

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General Chat / Re: Sept. 11th tribute thread.
« on: September 11, 2004, 08:56:46 PM »
Why? What happend on september eleventh? Some large-scale Muslim migration or something?

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Forum Games / Re: The Mystery.
« on: September 10, 2004, 09:38:37 PM »
How dare you talk about Miss Scerlet like that!?! She is a wonderful person who could never dream of stealing a Jewel with a candlestick! For shame, for shame...

And you, Koopaslaya, there are children on this forum! Don't be talking all your "holm-slice" hippidy-hop drive-by shooting gutter-slang.

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General Chat / Re: Guess that Sprite
« on: September 10, 2004, 09:22:30 PM »
I don't understand, aren't metroids purple with yellow tusks?



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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Ghost Sumoning???
« on: September 04, 2004, 02:09:58 PM »
Havent you people played Luigi's Mansion? All of those Boos weren't just smoke or a change of temperature behind Luigi. I, myself, often wear a sheet with two eyeholes, infact, I wore one without eyeholes once and fell off of the staircase at my cusin's house, but that time it was a sleeping bag. I think I'll go put on a sheet with eyeholes right now.

If I become a ghost when I die, I'll haunt you nonbelievers, and switch your socks so that they don't match.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Most Annoying Videogame Badguy Award
« on: September 04, 2004, 01:49:10 PM »
Those blocks from tetris. They just keep coming. I can't stand them.

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Forum Games / Re: Bored-MKXVII GP Legend
« on: September 03, 2004, 12:52:56 AM »
XXX: Why hasn't anyone tried to force-crossbreed snails and goats?

CW: Because that's an unethical practice.

RG: You're an unethical practice!

Cheese: *Bleeds*

Blood: *Cheeses*

Krillp: I think I pulled my spleen bone on the polo feilds today.

The Mighty Bjorn: You play polo?!?

Krillp: Are you kidding? I'm to old to play polo! *explodes*

Blood: Well then what were you doing there? *implodes*

Krillp: Whudder ya asking me for? *decomplodes*

That's Just great: That's just great.

Mupperson Wear'd: I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day... and then mabey take a nap, and eat some bran flakes.

TJG: That's just great.

RG: *Leaves for a deviously planned trip to the planet of bottle caps and pepperoni slices where he will adventure on a quest of quests, disguised as the grand royal prince of Troolkshilvania. There he will search for the mighty bejeweled plastic cup, and experiment with glowsticks and the effects of their juices on the intestinal tracking of baby penguins. He will then find out that he was on candid camera and should smile, which drve him into a frenzy of shopping for knives, then buying knives on the internet and hiring magically animated knives to stab the knives he got off the internet with the knives he shopped for. If only they were in a tub of mud. Mud? Mud rymes with Fudd, who hunts wabbits (cwazy wabbits). And wabbits fit in the groove of a tire. Tires vomit jelly. Jelly is so politically incorrect, which makes random guy a racist, and because all guys can be considered random and Freddy calls Daphnie and Velma "guys" along with the others, all humans are racists. You should be ashamed of yourselves, filthy hateful humans!*

TJG: That's just great.

Edited by - Popple on 9/2/2004 11:56:15 PM

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General Chat / Re: I Need a List of...
« on: September 02, 2004, 01:03:58 AM »
If they're allergic to something you could put it in their meals. Also you can cut a small hole in a cardboard box and write look here with an arrow pointing to the hole. Hide inide the box with a spray can of nail polish remover aimed out of the hole. When they look inside, jump out and beat them with a lead pipe.

[edit] Oops, thought you said illegal.

Edited by - Popple on 9/2/2004 12:06:43 AM

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