Author Topic: The mushroom teleporter (Read 16790 times)

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2005, 12:42:23 AM »

Dude, you have to get back on your own.

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigison · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2005, 12:57:59 AM »

If I had known that I would never have gone crazy.

Quantum Teleportation is real. It was confirmed in 1993 by IBM. Scientists have since teleported single photons, coherent light fields, nuclear spins, and trapped ions. Although teleportation of a macroscopic object like a living human being may not happen in the near future, it does not violate any fundamental law. First we must have computers capable of storing all the imformation that must be sent. In any case, the original object is destoyed and a replica is actually what gets teleported.

Popple · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:38:52 AM »

I'll pay fiddy imaggenary dollars if you teleport this empty bowl five feet to the left of where it is.

Let me away from this boulder!

Watoad · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:51:11 AM »

*drops out of character until further notice*

First it's

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

But all of the sudden it switches to

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

We're getting conflicting signals here!

â€œHey, lemme borrow your bike. Câ€™mon, Iâ€™ll give you some chips.â€

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2005, 01:54:44 PM »

*teleports empty bowl five feet*

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Popple · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2005, 02:15:58 PM »

No! No! No! I wanted it five feet from where it was at the time, not just five feet from the teleporter. It would be at least seven or eight feet from the teleporter if it were five feet from the place it was when I posted that. I want my dollars imaginarily refunded!

Let me away from this boulder!

« **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2005, 03:05:05 PM »

Take me to Star Haven with a spacesuit and a monkey.
Mr. Monopoly says over the intercom "99.99 plus 100.00 imaginary dollors have been placed in your account. Please pick them up at counter #1."

"Look, It''''s the american computer monkey. Dance, monkey, dance!

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2005, 10:53:32 PM »

*teleports Popple one mile away*

Luigiscaredsilly, you'll have to provide your own spacesuit and monkey.

"Don't mess with the rest when you've got the best. Ride The mushroom teleporter today."

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:20:13 PM »

OK, Lizard Dude, I'm back, after being ravaged by Troopeas! Teleport me to Mariluigi3's lair. Also, I'll get you an Easy Bake Oven DX! How's that for a deal, eh?

{Hands over $60 imaginary}

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''

Master Mario · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2005, 11:31:04 PM »

(comes back with a super mushroom) I want to make ammends to Goomb! (hands over I$60)

Blam this peice of garbage! .....Oops. Wrong site....

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #40 on:** February 14, 2005, 05:00:30 AM »

*teleports Luigi Simpson to Mariluigi3's lair*

*teleports Master Mario XP to Goobario's house*

*falls alseep on the job*

*~*SNKKT!*~*

â€œIâ€™m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€

Luigison · « **Reply #41 on:** February 14, 2005, 08:40:20 AM »

Send me to the backwaters. I want to test my new boots. (You can come too.)

*puts contents of pockets on Lizard Dudes table.

Master Mario · « **Reply #42 on:** February 14, 2005, 05:51:10 PM »

sudden Mushroom growing sound: GLA GLA GLA! ....... GLA GLA GLA! GLA GLA GLA! Me: RUN!!!!!! (Bolts out of teleporter)

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

Master Mario · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2005, 08:28:58 AM »

(Massive earthquake) BLOY BLOY BLOY!!!!! BLOY BLOY BLOY!!!!!! BLOY BLOY BLOY!!!!! (short pause) ....... whew....... Glunk glunk glunk OH NO! DON'T HURT HIM!!!! (runs in the teleporter like a madhouse)

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2005, 02:23:35 PM »

I was going to stay quiet, but...

Instead of just posting again, you really could've just editted your first post and added that next tidbit in.