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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: Bow on March 25, 2001, 06:45:00 PM
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If you could invent the STUPIDEST Mario game ever, what would it be?
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Mario is Missing 64
You think ya somethin more/ya so supafly/blind to the fact you''re blind/you''re so empty inside/it''s hard for me to get this thru to you/blind to the fact ya blind.
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...well, I can't top that one.
Of course MiM64 would need to have lots of mini-games, all of which required you to rotate the Control Pad really fast.
Nurse?
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"Yoshi's Other Island"
(for Virtual Boy Advance).
Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopa
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Waluigi's Time Machine.
Mega2- LOL! :D
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"Mama mia!"
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"Wario Blast 2" featuring Pikachu.
"Dr. Yoshi"
"Mario 64: Luigi is Missing"
"Boshi's Story"
Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopa
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Ugh! that hurts me!
Hey, paisano!
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Worst Ideas for Sports Games:
1. Mario Badmitton
2. Mario Dodgeball
3. Mario Rugby
You think ya somethin more/ya so supafly/blind to the fact you''re blind/you''re so empty inside/it''s hard for me to get this thru to you/blind to the fact ya blind.
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Mario Pool
Mario Scrabble
Super Mario Area 64
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What?! Mario Dodgeball would be sooo cool! :D
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Super Toad Stomper 64
Super Bowser Brother (GameBoy)
Princess Toadstool is Missing Again 64
Super Pasta Eaters
Mario Kart 64 2: Now with 8-bit graphics!
*falls out laughing* AAAHAHAHAA!
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A new Super Mario RPG game... by Square.
(Think Super Mario Bros. - THE MOVIE!)
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HEY! A Super Mario PRG game by Square would actually be good. I'd also probably make a Zero Wing 2 featuring the Mario Crew.
Bowser: All your Toadstool are belong to us.
Mario: I have no chance to survive give me more time.
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MARIO picked up the FLAMETHROWER
MARIO used FLAMETHROWER against GOOMBA
GOOMBA used PUNCH
(ick... you HAD to get me thinking about SMB the movie as an RPG didn't ya DD...)
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1. Luigi's Time Machine
2. Mario Teaches Typing 64
3. Toad's Story
4. Princess Toadstool is Missing Again and Again and Again...
5. Bowser is Missing
6. Super Koopa Kids
7. Deezer is Missing
8. Deezer Teaches Typing
9. Mario's Hillbilly Adventure
10. Mario and Luigi Meet Shegiro Miyamoto
*falls down laughing - "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Mario Maniac!!
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I'll 1 up ya on that.
Deezer vs. All the people who signed up for the message board AND Mario and Luigi. (Kinda like Capcom vs. SNK right? LOL)
David Dayton explains Mario Games Part 2.
Mario Vs. The World (Remember WCW vs. The World?)
Goomba Marchers
Mario Pipes
Super Mario Brothers 2: The part we left out
Mario Jumping Competition
Mario Maniacs Fan Based Mario Game
Mario War Strategies
Fire Flower Bonanza
Mario Kong Jr.
Super Yoshio 64
Note: Do not take any type of offense to anything in this post..because...
"Im ness shady yes im the real shady all you fake little slim shadys are just immatating so wont the real ness shady please stand up *repeat*"
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Mario is Missing 2: Mario Isn't Missing
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LMAO Deezer! I hated the first game and if they made a sequel with that title i'd buy it just so i could break it and return it using a sorry excuse. oooh man i think i got a good laugh off a that one. Anyone else got any good ideas?
Wrecking Crew 2001
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Mario Dressup
Mario Tea Party (Yeah, it's from SMBHQ)
Mario's Early Years: Fun with Rewiring your Mom and Dad's House
Mario's Early Years: Fun with Plumbing
You think ya somethin more/ya so supafly/blind to the fact you''re blind/you''re so empty inside/it''s hard for me to get this thru to you/blind to the fact ya blind.
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Yoshi's Island Part Two: The search for a clean diaper
Yoshi's bad tongue day: A first-person shooter-type
Super Koopa Koot 64
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"Chaos in Marioland: 2-D Adventures in a 3-D Platform"
"Myst 3: Yoshi's Island"
"Super Mario Bros. Deluxe" the blue version
"Mario's Time Machine 2: The Grassy Knoll"
"Smithy Spinball"
"Wario's Woods 2: The Dark Sword of Chaos"
"Battle of the Wusses: Toad vs. Kid Icarus"
"Banjo-Yoshi"
"Donkey W. Kong"
Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopa
Edited by - Mega 2 on 3/30/2001 4:35:59 PM
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Mario is Missing: The Lost Levels
"Thus Spake Lizard"
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Mariomon.
Mega2- You've made it ridiculously obvious you have some mindless, deep-seated grudge with Yoshi, but now you're talking **** about Kid Icarus. What's the deal? You do know Kid Icarus was made before the magic year of '94, don't you?
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Lighten up. I mean i thought the toad vs. Kid icarus thing was funny. I never did like that game though.....
Mario And Wario 2: More Stuff to Put On Your Head!
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You mean something like your mindless, deep-seated grudge with Mega 2? : )
I don't hate Kid Icarus any more than all the people posting parodies of "Mario" games hate Mario.
And my Yoshi-bashing is insignificant compared to all the Pokémon-bashing going on in this topic. : )
Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopa
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Wait wait wait....your bashing pokemon and I WASNT INVITED?! *shows his shiny membership card for the elite Club a Pikachu Society* *starts beatin up pokemon with his bat. TAKE THAT PIKACHU! TAKE THAT ASH! TAKE THAT KID ICARUS! I mean.....JIGGLYPUFF!
"Come on come on! Come on come on Do the Donkey Kong! (D-d-d-do the donkey kooong) Do the Donkey Kong!" ~ Do The Donkey Kong - Pac Man Fever
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Super Mario Bros. - by Rare.
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Super Mario World (or RPG i guess) - by Squaresoft.
as stated earlier:
Mario picks up FLMATETHROWER
Mario uses FLAMETHROWER on GOOMBA
5 HP Damage
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Mario Fencing
Mario Skeet Shooting
Mario Square Dancing
Mario Roto-Rooting (he is a plumber, after all...)
Mario Frisbee Golf
I wouldn't be surprised if these were actually game titles in Japan...
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-Mario's Washing Machine
-The Legend of Snif-it: Tatanga's Mask
-Mario Teaches English as a Secondary Language to U.S Immigrants
-Super Samus Bros.
Mega 2- Whew! Glad you didn't take that crap seriously. For some reason, I was stuck in "@$$-h0/e mode" at the moment and accidently vented randomly. I felt like a real jerk after I posted that.
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Mario Brothers Pro Skater 1 & 2
"Come on come on! Come on come on Do the Donkey Kong! (D-d-d-do the donkey kooong) Do the Donkey Kong!" ~ Do The Donkey Kong - Pac Man Fever
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Mario Bros. Pro Skater would be awesome! I would buy it.
You think ya somethin more/ya so supafly/blind to the fact youre blind/youre so empty inside/its hard for me to get this thru to you/blind to the fact ya blind.
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No it wouldnt, because bowser would end up kidnapping princess and then you would have to skate to save her, and those doofs at Nintendo Of America would make the last level so SUPER EXTRA HARD taht you'd need about 10 Gamesharks in order to beat it.
Luigi N Wario: BUCKETS BUCKETS BUCKETS!
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I would invent: "Mario likes cheese?" for the Atari.
((^^))
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Mario's Cool Tiny Face 64:
It is a black screen. In the centre, there's a red pixel. That's it.
Mario's Cool Tiny Face 2: Bowser's revenge for N64 is coming...
(SCREENSHOT: Black screen, red pixel in the centre, a green pixel at its right)
I don't think there could be a game worst that Mario's Cool Tiny Face 64 (1). But, still, there's a game wich is worst than Mario's Cool Tiny Face 2: Bowser's revenge, and that game is, actually, Mario's Cool Tiny Face 64 (1).
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Mario's Time Machine 64 or Mario is Missing 64 would be stupid. I hate both of those games. And a Mario RPG made by Square would be awsome! Maybe as good as SMRPG!
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umm wasnt SMRPG made in part by Square? seeing as Culex was a side boss and he was also a boss in Final Fantasy II (im not sure if it was jap. or eng. version) it would be ok, but they'd be too wrapped up in Final Fantasy to make a real good game.
Marios Early Edition (Get Tommorrows Newpaper today! Oh no!)
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~_~ SMRPG was indeed made mostly by Square... you silly billies
I think with the right backing, developers and story writers, Mario is Missing or Mario's Time Machine could be interesting on the N64... Just so long as it's not educational...
*has a vivid imaginative blast of 3D Mario and co travelling through time with historical artifacts*
Oooh...
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1-MARIO 64: THE CRYSTAL SHARDS
2-YOSHI'S STORY 2-SAME EXACT GAME AS THE FIRST ONE, BUT IT HAS A DIFFERENT TITLE!
3-SUPER MARIO 65
4-SUPER MARIO PONG
5-WARIO IS MISSING-FOR PLAYSTATION 2
6-PIKACHU IS MISSING
7-EARTHBOUND 64: THE WAR AGAINST MARIO
8-SUPER PEACH BROS.
9-SUPER MARIO SISTERS
10-MARIO KART UN-ADVANCE
11-SHIGERU MIAMOTO IS MISSING
12-BARNEY VS. MARIO: THE HUG OF DOOM
13-MARIO IS MISSING BECAUSE HE'S BLOWING ALL OF HIS BROTHERS CASH AT A SLOT MACHINE WITH THE ODDS OF WINNING EVERY 1 OUT OF A-ZILLION TIMES 64: LUIGI IS MISSING-(YOSHI'S STORY 2)
14-SUPER MARIO 64 64
15-SUPER LUIGI 64 - ANOTHER GAME THAT LUIGI IS NOT IN
GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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*blasts you*
Super Mario Pong would be the best game ever ^_~
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*blasts Bow also* You got sometin against Earthbound? Dont make me use my PK Thunder on you :-p In fact you got a problem with me? Why dont you talk into the microphone? *raises a fist* In fact i got a back-up mike right here *raises his other fist*
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Nice mullet!
>pushes Ness_Shady into the wall<
Guess I'm not the only one that saw Joe Dirt. :D
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............lol. That movie was funy. but its off topic. gotta take it to the "General" Chat. hehe. I can't thik of any more stupid games. What about a Mario Style Metal Gear Solid. Bowser has Toadstool hostage and Mario and Luigi have to infiltrate his fortress, and whenever a Goomba saw you they all ganged up on you and you had to escape and stuff....hmph....Nice Mullet....
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I wasn't insulting EarthBound, I was just putting EarthBound 64 on my list because I'm so mad they canceled it.
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I'm mad too.....Stupid Nintendo......
*destroys NOA with his huge army of zigs* Hahahahahaaaa! All your Earthbound are belong to TMK!
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Super Luigi 64. I found Mario in Super Luigi 64!
I like Cheese!
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Waluigi is Missing In A Fish Tank
May Yoshi live long and prosper...
Oh, and may PenguinWizard have the same treatment.
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I think I know what would be worse:
Mary Kate & Ashley are Missing
or how about:
Austin Powers: Welcome to my Underground Lair Where I Will Use My Mojo On You And You Will Be Under My Control Forever Because I Am Dr. Evil And I Forgot Was I Was Talking About
May Yoshi live long and prosper...
Oh, and may PenguinWizard have the same treatment.
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"I got a meteor..."
"That ain't no meteor, that's a huge pile of ****! That stuff fell out of the crapper on a plane!"
I saw Joe Dirt too! I forgot the exact line to that quote, but Joe Dirt was a funny movie!
Anyway, some more games I thought of:
1. Conker's Bad Fur Day 2: Conker Meets Joe Dirt
2. Joe Dirt Captures The Princess And Bowser Enacts His Revenge To Save Her 64
3. Super SMASH Bros. 2: The Joe Dirt Adventures
4. Kirby 64 2: Kirby Gets Robbed By A Gang of Gypsies Who Work For Bowser
5. Spy Kids 64
6. Deezer Beats The **** Out Of Joe Dirt In Order To Save The Mushroom Kingdom From Total Destruction 64
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Opens up a box of Super Mario Bros. Cereal- "Congratulations! You have just won a Sony PlayStation, courtesy of your friends at Nintendo!"
"Huh? Am I reading this right?"~
Edited by - Mario Maniac on 4/24/2001 8:44:19 AM
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How about if Tom Green joined the staff of Nintendo. . .
Luigi Got Fingered
Just imagine the possibilities (those of you that saw the new Tom Green movie). . .
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Jumpman is Missing
Cranky Kong Jr.
Tarin is Missing
"..."
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"Mario Stadium 64"
~Peach
*Twink, that was plain stupid, I''ll be more careful this time*
~I''m the princess Of anime ^__^~
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How about just a nice simple joining of the two worst Mario games as insinuated by the volume of posts in this thread here that make reference to them :
Mario's Time Machine is Missing
Aid
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nothing is worse than a Mario is missing 64, nothinng is worse,well maybe a mario's time machine 64 both are twisted and wrong.
Would you like to buy a star?
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Missing? Mario teaches typing 64? Fotfl... Those were funny. How about it. Plain and simple:
EDIT: Someone came up with Super Mario Sisters already.
Nintendo's only titles for the cube: Super Mario Bros. Advance Now with 9-bit graphics, Doki Doki Panic, SMB 3: Re-released, SMW 3: Donut Plain. SMW 4: Vanila Dome and so on. (Why is Nintendo re-releasing all of its games?)
Or...
Game title is missing
Edited by - Super Mario on 4/26/2001 9:18:52 PM
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If stupidity rules, then Shy Guy's evil clone, Why Guy, might be released in Wario's Tennis next year for the PSCube.
Peaceful penguins, demented dragons and growling griffins, oh my.
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Waluigi is Missing:
Bowser captures Waluigi, because he knows that no one cares about him, and he will get to keep him forever.
Mario Potty:
Bowser has dropped Peach into a 5-kajillion gallon swimming pool of Coca-Cola.Mario dives in and drinks up all the Coke, to keep her from drowning. Now he really needs to pee! Help Mario get to the potty before he pees his pants!
Wario picks his nose 64:
Help Wario pick his nose. Get extra points if you pick a scab! Includes detailed Hi-res boogers!
Mario's Wheelchair Racing:
Mario and friends are all in their 90's. They must race through their nursing home in order to win a jar of banana tapioca.
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Bowser's Mansion
Mario Moonshine
Mario Advance 5: Mario Advance
Waluigi Teaches Typing (Okay, now a-type a-my name!)
Hey You! Wario! (for all you HY!Pikachu! fans)
Mario Water Polo
Yoshi Teaches English (!)
BTW, thanks for bringing back this good topic.
"Thus Spake Lizard"
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Baby Mario 64!!!
Goo-Goo Gaa-Gaa!!
WHEM MUSHROOMS POP UP I'M AROUND!!!
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It would be truly crazy if Nintendo released a N64 game...
"Thus Spake Lizard"
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Princess Peach 64
Object of Game-Save Mario From The Evil Pimples Working For Wart.
Dear God! Im flat!
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Mushroomban 64: Luigi bin Mario
Somebody set up us the bomb-omb.
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A stupid game would be:
Mario's 19th Birthday
With drugs, ***, and booze!
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Mario Shufflrboard
Super Mario County
I laugh for the sake of laughing.
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Well, I got a whole list here:
1.Bowser Land
2.Wario Land 90
3.Koopa Kid Racer
4.Toilet Paper Mario
5.Cardboard Mario
6.Luigi's Appartment
7.Luigi's Outhouse
8.The Quest of Milli Vanilli*
9.Mario Badminton
10.Mario Swimming
11.Mario Figureskating
12.Mario Waterpolo
13.Mario's Crash Course
14.Super Mario Land 7
15.Mario Wrestling
16.Mario Baseball
17.Mario Basketball
18.Mario Soccer
19.Mario Canoeing
20.Tatanga and Wart: A Commentary on the forgotten characters!
21.Mario's 19th Birthday
22.Kootie Pie Dating Tapes
23.Mario's Christmas Present Unwrapping
24.Mario Mountain Climber
25.Hooked on the Brothers
26.Mario/Luigi VS. Wario/Waluigi
27.Super Princess World
28.Super Princess World 2: Daisy's Island
29.Super Mallow 64
30.Super Mario RPG 2: Square's Quest to kick Nintendo's butt!
31.Geno's Story
32.Luigi Sunshine
33.Mario Moonlight
34.Toad Party
35.Doki Doki Mario: A True Ripoff!
36.Yoshi's Story 2: The Sequel that No one loved!
37.Mario Bros. 64
38.Princess and Bowser: The Affair
39.Nimbusland the Adventure: When people finally realized they couldn't walk on clouds!
40.Mario Trigger: Featuring Bowgus
41.Paper Mario 2: Descending Slowly
42.Mario Teaches Typing to No one
43.Mario Skiing
44.Super Luigi 1, 2, and 3
45.Super Mario Bros. Melee
46.Mario VS. Donkey Kong
47.Mario's Quest for Pasta
48.Yoshi Licks his butt
49.Mario Paint 128
50.Letsa Go: The game that made no sense!
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The Princess Peach's Bedroom Webcam Game!
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There's nothing stupid about that game...
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Don''t quote me on this, but I''m betting that pipe goes somewhere. ---Goombario
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Todd. I dont see whats wrong with Super Mallow 64.
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Marioeye 64
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"Mario Quiddich"
"KoopaKart 64"
"Super Mario Bros. 4" (for NES)
"Super Mario Not-All-Stars"
"WarioKart 64"
"Wario Tennis"
"Waluigi's Mansion"
"Super Marioworld 3: Yoshario's Peninsula"
"Mario is in Hyrule, Johto, Icicle Mountain, Brinstar, Japan, and about every other land of viodeogames"
Oh, by the way,
you''re skrewd.
One by one the penguins give me KinopoToad''s sanity.
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i dunno, heres what i could come up with:
mario at the movies
mario does his taxes
super mario couch
mario picks his nose
mario picks your nose
super mario toilet
THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT: surfs up, space ponies! i''m makin'' gravy without the lumps!!!>>laughs<<
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Help Bowser Make love With Peach 64