Oh ****-****ity-**** you! Paper Mario, You're a stupid little bee-atch, and my balls weigh twenty pounds! You can't tell somebody with 20 pound balls what to do. You don't understand the pain of twenty pound balls. It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit, it hurts to wear clothing! I don't though, clothes are a suggestion, like the lanes in a street, or not cursing your head off at old people.
****-the-****ing-****ers.