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« on: August 21, 2001, 04:36:59 PM »
Mario was once teaching the Koopalings history lessons. Roy whispered to Lemmy, "I hear that Mario's very dumb at history."

"We'll see," said Lemmy.

"Class," Mario said, "as you may remember, a poisonous snakebite killed Napoleon and Cleopatra was exiled to a small Mediterranean island. . ."

"See?" Roy said. "He's so dumb he can't tell his asp from his Elba!"

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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2001, 05:30:10 PM »
I dont get it. Its a joke. Oh i get it... I get jokes  
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2001, 06:00:45 PM »
I get it <chuckle>.
--Roy Koopa
--Oldest and coolest of the Seven Koopa Kids!

« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2001, 06:16:28 PM »
umm...yeah
Sorry, but you lost me.

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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2001, 12:18:39 PM »
I"m glad I'm not the only one who doesn't get it.

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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2001, 02:30:03 PM »
im sorry but that makes no sense at all

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2001, 05:31:29 PM »
huh
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« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2001, 01:52:09 PM »
I dont get it either. but I think it might be saying that he doesnt know his @$$ from his elbow maybe not

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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2001, 03:16:31 PM »
I think your right.......
Its susposed to be Cleopatra was killed by a poisioness snake and Napolean was exiled to a island, then its mixed up .
But I dont get the asp/Elba part.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2001, 08:59:04 PM »
Oh, I get it now! But I don't find it funny. Cleopatra was bitten by an "asp" and Napolean was exiled to "Elba"

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