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Title: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 08:40:39 PM: I'm warning you in advance. Do NOT scroll down if you are squeamish or weak at heart.
This is the thread where you post your [TMK appropriate] "scarring for life pictures"

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.case.edu%2Fkellio%2F2006%2F08%2F07%2Fpeter%2527s%2520leg.jpg&hash=1b06ce56085437041e475069669a1ab3)
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 10, 2010, 08:44:52 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flizarddude.kontek.net%2FCE7DeformedHead.jpg&hash=1efafe79bdbbe58dc136fa81468c14ef)
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 08:47:28 PM: im now scarred for life. I lose, but im back in beacause of the new rule i made.~~I make rules as i go along.~~
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: penguinwizard on January 10, 2010, 09:04:14 PM: So this is "You Freak Out You Lose - Real Edition"?

I know of one way to scar someone for life, but no forum would allow it.

Anyway, here's an almiqui, which one of our members called an R.O.U.U. (Rodent of Unusual Ugliness):
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.mac.com%2Fgenedebs1%2Fiblog%2FB145388589%2FC1774996060%2FE869776329%2FMedia%2Fcubacritter.jpg&hash=9fdb8541eb6addbea5019196cccddda6)
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 10, 2010, 09:08:30 PM: As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and with research help from that renowned scientific journal SPY magazine (January, 1990) - I am pleased to present the annual scientific inquiry into Santa Claus.

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.
The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5.353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: penguinwizard on January 10, 2010, 11:01:13 PM: I'm blanking at the moment on any real-life scary things. So I'll post this because I just made it:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi23.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb396%2Ffolgrimeo%2Fsmilewolf.jpg&hash=5c7970da05ac61593748a69028a9c502)

(seriously, if you want to see that scary Smiledog image, here you go (http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/0e/Smile.dog.jpg))
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 10, 2010, 11:07:42 PM: Your grandparents had sex.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 11, 2010, 12:51:02 AM: CE7DeformedHead.jpg still gets me every time.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: penguinwizard on January 11, 2010, 01:09:25 AM: Speaking of which, did you see on the news a while back (might be Washington state local news, I don't know) about a hit-and-run incident which left the victim with a severely deformed head? She's still alive, but it looks like part of her skull was shoved to the other side. Very freaky.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Glorb on January 11, 2010, 03:23:50 PM: My penis has its own penis.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 11, 2010, 06:01:15 PM: a biweenus? no way!
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 11, 2010, 07:38:58 PM: Yeah, who knew Glorb was bi?
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 11, 2010, 07:49:50 PM: Hey, I maybe should be somehow offended by that statement since I sorta consider myself bi sometimes! I guess.

Also, YOUR GRANDPARENTS HAD SEX.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 12, 2010, 02:07:02 PM: Tennis is like life -- once you score, the love is gone.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: penguinwizard on January 12, 2010, 03:17:58 PM: Try staring at a scary image while some slow vaguely-happy music plays. Seems to do wonders for enhancing the creepiness of said image.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 12, 2010, 07:37:41 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hellblazer.com%2Fmedia%2Fugly-kitty.jpg&hash=b179f79ef062c1689d7e38b4ec94eb98)
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Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: WarpRattler on January 12, 2010, 07:58:08 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.breitbart.com%2Fimages%2F2007%2F6%2F22%2FD8PUBUIO1%2FD8PUBUIO1.jpg&hash=4e689725769c9e375ab050af9952df49)
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: penguinwizard on January 12, 2010, 09:16:19 PM: There IS a difference between this and You Freak Out You Lose, right? It's like we're not trying anymore.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 12, 2010, 09:54:29 PM: Yeah, but oh well...
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Weegee on January 12, 2010, 09:57:30 PM: All in favour of dumping this thread for You Freak Out, You Lose?
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 12, 2010, 11:29:06 PM: i made it, and i do agree it sux...

...BUT...

...So does You frek out you lose, You laugh you lose, and You groan you lose, so its fits in perfectly...
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: penguinwizard on January 13, 2010, 12:12:15 AM: Might as well merge them all into one thread because we have a tendency of saying "I lost" anywhere, laughing in the Freak Out thread or getting scared in the Awesome thread, or the usual "If this was YLYL I would have lost" post.

It probably could have been a good thread if it distinguished itself more. It looked like it was simply going for written descriptions of scar-stuff (CrossEyed's grandparents post was already covered by That 70s Show quite well, thank you very much. Eric's disturbed face was priceless).

And I still believe if someone was to post something to really scar someone for life, a lot of it wouldn't get past the moderators.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi23.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb396%2Ffolgrimeo%2Fscar.jpg&hash=926d4e396b00ee46569a7951d9b58d0b)
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 13, 2010, 12:27:37 AM: I kind of support the idea of merging everything into a single "You React, You Lose" thread, but for that I'll probably end up having to see Clockspider every time I want something funny.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 13, 2010, 12:32:16 AM: I will make an "if you lost" thread if you feel so strongly... personally, i think it would be great. The probability of laughing on "You laugh, You lose" is smaller than... something small
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Weegee on January 13, 2010, 05:50:26 PM: Quote from: CrossEyed7 on January 13, 2010, 12:27:37 AM
I'll probably end up having to see Clockspider every time I want something funny.

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An enormous, hungry huntsman spider lurks behind every clock located in the green regions.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Glorb on January 14, 2010, 08:46:08 PM: I hate this thread.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 15, 2010, 05:27:17 PM: Glorb, your kind of a downer sometimes.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 15, 2010, 08:28:31 PM: Your kind of downer sometimes is good for stuffing pillows with, Glorb. Because you're a goose.

Quote from: Weegee on January 13, 2010, 05:50:26 PM
An enormous, hungry huntsman spider lurks behind every clock located in the green regions.
Nice try, but everyone knows there's no civilization in the southern hemisphere advanced enough to have clocks.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Weegee on January 15, 2010, 08:50:28 PM: Ah, good point. In the southern hemisphere, spiders lurk inside the skulls people construct their huts out of.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 15, 2010, 09:43:08 PM: I just would like to know why the Arabian Peninsula is not colored green.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 15, 2010, 09:51:28 PM: The spiders are too afraid of the terrorists to try anything funny there.
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 17, 2010, 02:48:00 PM: Ha Ha!
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2010, 03:02:09 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.inquisitr.com%2Fwp-content%2Fthis-is-an-outrage.jpg&hash=dbef76fbf39a44aeb44ab912d7253cbe)

EES NOT FUNNY
Title: Re: You get scarred for life, you lose
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 18, 2010, 01:56:21 PM: (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsheikyermami.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fosama_bin_laden_289635.jpg&hash=bddeaaaaa6784fbb1959e105e695a70b)
It's the Bin Ladenmeister!