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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: CrossEyed7 on August 04, 2009, 01:34:20 AM
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I do it sometimes, particularly in large showers. It's nice sometimes to just pee without having to aim at all. Also when I have to go a little and I'm too wet to walk over to the toilet. It supposedly helps curtail athelete's foot, though I don't know how much stock I put in that.
I don't do it in pools, in case you were wondering.
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Excellent thread.
While I rarely rarely actually do it, I have absolutely nothing against peeing in the shower. Urine is a pretty harmless substance if you don't have an STD.
Exception: One time our toilet was broken for a bit and my brother and I eagerly and repeatedly peed in our shower. At the time my bro changed his facebook status to something like, "Michael Welch no longer pees in the shower for fun, but from necessity."
Additional fun facts:
- You can keep re-drinking your urine up to about five times before you deplete the useful water content. Remember this the next time you're stranded without water.
- If you're being mustard gassed, you can help survive by peeing on a rag and wrapping it around your face to breathe through. Remember this the next time you're sent back in time to World War I.
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I'm peeing in the shower right now.
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For convenience yes. Now peeing in a bath tubs, that's just gross man.
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I just peed in the shower yesterday. It was a relief to be able to do so because we finally got the drain fixed.
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Okay, I'll bite. At home, I don't pee in the shower because my mother told me not to. At college/In my dorm's shower, I do it all the time.
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At least you guys pee in the shower. It's guys that pee on the bathroom floor that bother me.
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Only if I absolutely have to go and I'm in the shower. Otherwise, I can wait til before or after the shower.
Or, if I'm in a big hurry.
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This thread remound me of my old poll (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12258.0) about liking the smell of your own farts that some anonymous fascist locked.
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This thread has revealed more about everyone than I've ever wanted to know.
But personally, I will take a wizzle in the shower if I have to, but not for kicks or anything.
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I'm an advocate of peeing in the shower for several reasons: First, it's economically friendly as it conserves toilet water. Second, it's convenient. Third, it cures every ailment from Athlete's Foot to brain cancer. Fourth, it leaves your hands free and thus promotes multitasking (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=12775.msg553434#msg553434). Any questions?
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Actually funny you should say that, Weegee. I pee in the onto my feet sometimes when I'm showering after I get home from the gym as a preventative measure against athlete's foot.
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As I'm not an athlete by any stretch, there are approximately zero reasons for me to ever pee in the shower.
"Why didn't you go before you got in the shower?"
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It appears you understand as much about athlete's foot as Tv_Themes understands about WarioWare.
But the same about goes for everyone else, because I don't think peeing on your feet does jack to prevent disease.
Pee on your feet for fun people, not for pseudoscience.
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Only if I absolutely have to go and I'm in the shower. Otherwise, I can wait til before or after the shower.
That pretty much describes it for me too.
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It appears you understand as much about athlete's foot as Tv_Themes understands about WarioWare.
But the same about goes for everyone else, because I don't think peeing on your feet does jack to prevent disease.
Pee on your feet for fun people, not for pseudoscience.
Don't listen to him, everybody. He's just an ignorant anti-urinite.
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Five bucks for whoever tries it.
EDIT: Monetary prize courtesy of TEM.
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I haven't gotten athlete's foot yet, Lizard Dude. Prove me wrong.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here with my elephant-repelling stick.
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I can't prove a negative. You have the burden of proof here. Start by explaining what in urine kills the athlete's foot bacteria and how it acts so quickly that a trickle of urine in the midst of a streaming shower still gets the job done.
In other news,
In honor of this thread, I am going to try drinking my own urine. I will film the process and post it here.
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I'd pay 5 dollars to see that.
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I can't tell if Meowrik's last sentence was a prophetic self-referential commentary on the fact that he can't prove it, or what.
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Brazil says it's good for t (http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=cp_h5abnkc7v13&show_article=1)he environment (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ_DNc1zbxI).
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I can't tell if Meowrik's last sentence was a prophetic self-referential commentary on the fact that he can't prove it, or what.
It was a light hearted joke highlighting the fact that the preceding sentence was meant to be taken sarcastically.
EDIT: After Lizard Dude's harsh words for me, I promptly looked up urine therapy and athlete's foot for further research, and it turns out he is correct. I'm not sure where I heard it from, but they were wrong. Peeing on your feet cannot cure or prevent athlete's foot. Thus, I will now stop ****ing on my feet in the shower, since I don't find it at all fun or enjoyable.
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I pee into the shower quite often.
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Thus, I will now stop ****ing on my feet in the shower, since I don't find it at all fun or enjoyable.
CrossEyed7, by creating this thread you have changed a man's life.
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That pretty much describes it for me too.
Dude you're a girl though. That's just grosssss.
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Yeah girl pee is like 3x grodier than guy pee. Unless you're into that. (Fun Fact: Ricky Martin is.)
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Oh god this thread is just ruining everything for me. Next you're going to tell me Quentin Tarantino is hot for feet or something.
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Hell no.
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Does it really matter? It's all getting washed down the drain.
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Well, first of all, I really think it would end up smelling bad and eroding the shower floor or something like that after awhile. That, and even if it did hypothetically have health benefits, I don't think my brother or any other relatives who's showers I would pee in would be thrilled to hear about it.
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Hello? Water washes the pee away, assuming both our ideas of a "shower" match.
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The way I see it, bathrooms usually have showers and toilets. Might as well use 'em for what they're for, unless... does anyone here shower in the toilet?
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(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nivmedia.com%2Fcalvin%2Fmm_toiletbath.gif&hash=6e7c5b49869af2481301b98a3789b8e2)
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I used to do it in almost every shower but stopped because I thought it was weird. I haven't done it in a while. Now that I know most people do it thanks to this thread, I may do it again once in a while.
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I used to do it in almost every shower but stopped because I thought it was weird. I haven't done it in a while. Now that I know most people do it thanks to this thread, I may do it again once in a while.
We're still talking about peeing here, right? Just making sure.
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I thought he was talking about showering.
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Yeah, it was weird when he showered in every shower. He didn't even bring his own towels when he came here...
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Dude you're a girl though. That's just grosssss.
Yeah girl pee is like 3x grodier than guy pee. Unless you're into that. (Fun Fact: Ricky Martin is.)
And just how in the world would you know that, hmm? Besides, I do a pretty through job of washing in the shower.
*leaves topic in disgust*
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*Me too, since girl pee is just so grosssss*
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I do a pretty through job of washing in the shower.
/me thinks about baseball
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Oh yay. Making fun of the fact that I missed a single letter in a word. It's a mistake that anybody could make. No wonder I hardly post anymore.
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I don't get it, actually.
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I hate explaining humor (attempts), but to prevent this thread from becoming any more of a cock-up:
1) N64 Chick posts to say that regardless of whether girl pee is actually grodier or not, it doesn't matter because she showers thoroughly and no urine would remain anyway.
2) Luigison makes a joke about how a girl showering thoroughly could be arousing by referencing the age-old cliche of thinking about baseball to distract the mind from sexual matters.
3) Due to the sentence of N64 Chick's post that Luigison quoted happening to contain a typo changing "thorough" into "through" which sounds like "throw" which you do in baseball, she misunderstands what Luigison was talking about and takes umbrage at him bringing it up. If you've ever seen L'son in the chatroom, you'd know he'd never make fun of someone else's writing mistakes. ;)
4) Brian also doesn't know what baseball means.
Jebus H. Krist
-Lizard Dude
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Oh, didn't even notice that. It's probably better that you thought that was what I meant anyway.
Shadow, she is referring to the difference between through and thorough and how the former sounds like threw. As in, I walked through my bosses door, threw my resignation letter on his desk, and gave a very thorough list of my grievances.
I was actually thinking of baseball in an attempt to not think about a 23 year-old female doing a thorough job of cleaning a particular area of her anatomy in the shower.
Edit: I spent time writing this before LD posted. His answer is more eloquent, but I'm posting this anyway.
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The end.
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I want to see Lizard Dude drinking urine and I want to see it now.
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I believe that this is relative to this topic. (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AoM7h0OAxNXuR_kK6DuNCoFJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090811190802AA3hPKn)
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You mean that's not what you were talking about at all? Whoops. I withdraw my previous comment then.
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So far 7 people think it is gross to pee in the shower and 9 do pee for convenience (including me).
I thoroughly checked the results and find it interesting.
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I take baths, so I'd rather not have to bathe myself in a pool of my own bodily fluid...
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"Who doesn't?!...All your dirty disgusting sweat goes in the shower too, whats wrong with urine?"
This is the best pro shower-urination argument I've heard.
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I want to see Lizard Dude drinking urine and I want to see it now.
Reading this out loud in Arnold Schwarzenegger's accent gives it a lot more impact.
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"Who doesn't?!...All your dirty disgusting sweat goes in the shower too, whats wrong with urine?"
This is the best pro shower-urination argument I've heard.
Because you can totally choose to not sweat?
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I'm really confused right now.
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Yeah, sure, why not. It's just nice, like said previously, not to aim or really worry about it, so yeah, I voted for convenience.
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I think this entire thread could use a nice cold shower.
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I believe I just found my nominee for Thread of the Year 2009.
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I believe I just found my nominee for Thread of the Year 2009.
Oh gawd. You ruined it.
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Of course I pee in the shower. Am I the only person who's idea of fun is bodily fluids?
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Someone give him a CT relating to that comment that, stat!
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Of course I pee in the shower. Am I the only person who's idea of fun is bodily fluids?
Oh wait. There are two votes for fun.
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Someone give WeeGee a CT to stop telling someone to give people CTs.
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Someone tell me what a CT is.
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Computed tomography (CT) is a medical imaging method employing tomography created by computer processing. Digital geometry processing is used to generate a three-dimensional image of the inside of an object from a large series of two-dimensional X-ray images taken around a single axis of rotation. The word "tomography" is derived from the Greek tomos (slice) and graphein (to write). Computed tomography was originally known as the "EMI scan" as it was developed at a research branch of EMI, a company best known today for its music and recording business. It was later known as computed axial tomography (CAT or CT scan) and body section röntgenography.
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Aside from that, "CT" is also short for "Custom Title", which refers to the text under some users' names. For instance, mine is "memed and beaten". They're noteworthy for being equal parts condescending and uncannily accurate.
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Also Chrono Trigger.
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Don't forget you can be "CT'd" from a place. (Criminal Trespassing)
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I do believe I was looking for the second definition posted, but many thanks to all of you.