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Title: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 04:27:07 PM
*You ask a stupid question like:
Why doesn't Mario shave?

*And you get a stupid answer followed by a new stupid question like:
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles

Why does Luigi wear green?

*So I'll start. After this post, every response should contain an answer followed by a question.

-START-
Why does Mario like red?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 20, 2004, 04:39:35 PM
It hides the blood when he gets killed.

Why does Luigi like green?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on February 20, 2004, 04:56:04 PM
Because brunettes look good in green.

Why do octopi live in the ocean?

Edited by - Markio on 2/20/2004 2:56:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 04:56:39 PM
Because they can

Why is Peach so easy to kidnap?

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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:01:51 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:08:12 PM
She wants to be kidnapped, she's an attention hog.

How come an Italian plumber can breath underwater and a blue hedghog can't?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 05:11:01 PM
Because blue hedgehogs don't have gils.

What is the meaning of life?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:14:01 PM
42.

What is with those tanooki's and their giant genitals?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 05:17:44 PM
Umm... I don't know what your talking about!

Why do people hate Nintendo?

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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
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Edited by - Dr. Mario on 2/20/2004 3:18:27 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:47:16 PM
LD, will you lay this quack out with some tanooki trivia?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/20/2004 3:47:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on February 20, 2004, 06:05:39 PM
Why make a topic for this?  heehee

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 20, 2004, 06:10:10 PM
OK off the topic of Tanookis and back to the game...

Why do people hate Nintendo?

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Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: andrew67 on February 20, 2004, 06:42:21 PM
Because they keep making Pokemon games.

Why is Mario a plumber instead of getting a better job?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lt Mou on February 20, 2004, 07:12:09 PM
Because he has an excuse to wear overalls all the time.

Why do Yoshies wear shoes?

"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 20, 2004, 07:45:11 PM
So they don't get their toenails dirty.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 20, 2004, 07:50:18 PM
Because it hides their hideous mutant twins growing from their ankles.

[edit] I was typing when chupperson was posting.

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)

Edited by - Popple on 2/20/2004 5:51:27 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on February 20, 2004, 10:09:37 PM
No they're not.

Why do mushrooms have faces?

This is not a signature.

Edited by - Hirocon on 2/20/2004 8:10:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 20, 2004, 10:46:34 PM
The better to see you with.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on February 21, 2004, 01:01:52 AM
So the poachers would think he's dead already.

Why do people shower so often?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 21, 2004, 08:09:07 AM
Because they stink.

If George has five puppies, and Johnny has negative 5 puppies, what is the topping that people sneeze on ice cream?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/21/2004 6:09:26 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ?????? ???? ??????? on February 21, 2004, 09:46:09 AM
Vanilla extract.

How do you spell "I like to eat German boots for inbetween brunches"?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mario Maniac on February 21, 2004, 10:35:50 AM
The way you wrote it.

How did the Yoshi's survive in Dinosaur land when dinosaurs were extinct in other areas of the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 21, 2004, 01:43:16 PM
They were stealthy.

Dude, where's my car?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 21, 2004, 03:35:07 PM
In your car.

Why is Mario so tubby?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on February 21, 2004, 03:49:19 PM
He has a genetic predisposition for weight gain.  Every time he eats a mushroom he grows to twice his original size.

Why don't hammer brothers ever run out of hammers to throw?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 21, 2004, 04:53:45 PM
Because their hands magically produce the hammers

Where's Waldo?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 21, 2004, 06:01:51 PM
Under my bed.

Why?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 21, 2004, 10:14:20 PM
Because.

What in the world does w00t mean?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on February 22, 2004, 12:32:45 AM
W00t is what people can say when they want to obscurely mean this: "I am using a word with no meaning to express my happiness so I can cause myself to think I am cool by using a word that others don't know and so by participating in the usage of this word I am admitting that I am just like the other geeky teenagers who use the word because inventing a word with no meaning is stupid."

Was that a mean answer?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 22, 2004, 08:20:54 AM
That's very interesting, Markio! (note there's no sarcasm) I never knew what that actually meant.

What happens when you divide Mario by 5 pounds of cherry-flavored jello?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 10:47:56 AM
You get five mutilated chunks of Mario covered in whipped gasoline.

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 22, 2004, 11:41:08 AM
Hiding in your basement.

Why are cakes made out of rocks?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on February 22, 2004, 11:51:42 AM
Because it makes the cake crunchy.

Where is China?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on February 22, 2004, 01:53:26 PM
In the China cabinet, of course.

How was Luigi able to find Mario's hat in the mansion when Mario was wearing it in the painting?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 02:06:00 PM
The hat and all of Mario's other items were illusions made by the Boos to make Luigi waste time looking for items instead of looking for Mario.

Does Mario really get bigger after eating a mushroom or does he only think he's bigger?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 22, 2004, 02:40:34 PM
Yes, yes he does. I mean, when you get bigger, don't you think you're getting bigger?

Does that answer count as my next question?


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Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 2/22/2004 12:41:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 22, 2004, 03:29:06 PM
Yes and Yes

What's the sum of the squares of a piece of pie?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on February 22, 2004, 05:33:37 PM
a nickle!

Why is Luigi taller than Mario?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 05:35:28 PM
They're not identical twins.

Why is up, up and why is down, down?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on February 22, 2004, 05:37:56 PM
Because I said so.

who wears short shorts?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 22, 2004, 05:45:56 PM
I wear short shorts.

Do you believe in life after love?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ?????? ???? ??????? on February 22, 2004, 05:55:20 PM
Divorce is like death.

Doesn't Bowser ever notice he never wears pants?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 22, 2004, 06:37:48 PM
Unfortunately, yes...


How can Mario hit blocks and not get a concusion?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 22, 2004, 07:40:19 PM
It's hard to get a concussion when you break blocks with your fist.

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 22, 2004, 07:44:09 PM
*whoosh*

Which came first, the yoshi or the egg?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on February 22, 2004, 08:13:26 PM
I'd have to go with the Yoshi egg.

Why is the Mushroom Kingdom economy in such bad shape?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on February 22, 2004, 08:41:53 PM
Because Beanbean Kingdom has more natural resources.

Why do people dislike things that are slimy?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 22, 2004, 09:39:54 PM
People are slimy too.

Why did somebody set up us the bomb?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 23, 2004, 01:59:21 AM
So we had no chance to survive.

Who's your daddy?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 23, 2004, 08:09:42 AM
Chupperson Wierd Sr.?

Whose idea was it to name Koopa "Bowser"?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 23, 2004, 03:11:18 PM
I did, in the year 2010 I go back in time and climb my way up the Ninendo ladder and suggest the name Bowser, 'cause I likes it.

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 23, 2004, 03:13:52 PM
Why don't the Toads learn to actually protect the princess and stop being wimps?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on February 23, 2004, 04:07:10 PM
Because they are to bissy.


If a sum of a french silk pie equald the whait of the 45 hundred pound 1 pound fether, how culd there be any trees for crumb man to yell "Whelll they had a comity meating last weak. They sent you a leter, but it said fore Peter, so you thout it said from Peter so... you know what, it is just esyer to call you stuped." but get poched bu the drunk man that killd people by picking them out of the phonebook in the movy "The Jurk" but he got poched by Shadow, the ultimet liveform, but he gt pochd by warewolf Mario and tolit Luigi, but they got poched by me, Dr. Tyler Shadowuvg1, but I got poched by SoaH city, but they got poched by the fungi forms for making me menchen them, who got poched buy this sentince?

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 2/23/2004 4:00:12 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 23, 2004, 04:23:44 PM
Some guy named Billy Bob

Who names there son Billy Bob anyway?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 23, 2004, 05:42:12 PM
John Boy.(the John Boy and Billy Bob show)


How do the Hostess people get the animals to do those comershils when the animals know they're gonna get hurt?


I have a sig series kinda like this topic. It's called "Questions v1.0" and there will be one right after this post. (#2)



Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)



2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 2/23/2004 3:43:13 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 23, 2004, 05:54:09 PM
1)They Dont.
2)They Wont.

Why doesn't vanilla pudding taste like vanilla?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 23, 2004, 09:03:14 PM
Because it's made of air.

Why is there no green gravy?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 24, 2004, 06:00:53 AM
There can be green gravy, just don't eat it and leave it uncovered in your fridge for a while.

Why does Chupperson still advertise and sell chup when I, TEM, have proven that it causes cancer, among other things?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toddathon on February 24, 2004, 02:57:02 PM
Ooh ooh I got one!

WHy is this topic so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 24, 2004, 04:25:39 PM
Shouldn't submit a stupid question unless you've given a stupid answer for the previous stupid question.

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on February 24, 2004, 05:31:07 PM
*ignores ^2 posts*

Because chup tastes good.



If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses and a pair of earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 24, 2004, 05:46:23 PM
Your momma.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 24, 2004, 07:53:58 PM
Because the queen of england passed a law that said so.



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 24, 2004, 09:58:31 PM
Mario: Double crossing. A tale of deceit and betrayal.

Why, if bowser is actually capable of kidnapping Mario, (like Mario is Missing)doesn't he just kidnap them both?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Alucard on February 25, 2004, 09:10:58 AM
Wait a minute! Somethings not fair here.

Last year, MarioBro64 made something like this, called "Ask MarioBro64". And Insane Steve closed it for being "spam".

Well, what makes this thread so special?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on February 25, 2004, 01:24:46 PM
It's not focused upon a single member:  anybody can answer.  It's also roughly Mario-related.

Why did the Yoshi cross the road?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 25, 2004, 03:54:59 PM
I sense the collapse of a fun topic coming...

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 25, 2004, 07:14:20 PM
So it could go eat some fish paste.

Why does moldy bread stave of the plague in "Thy Dungeon Man 2"?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on February 25, 2004, 07:17:55 PM
Becuse I used evle cemical to alter it.

Why did I call myself uvg when my name is Dr. Tyler S. Shadow?

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 25, 2004, 07:18:59 PM
Just because.

Is it true that all nuns have ninja training?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 25, 2004, 08:16:52 PM
It's as true as the fact that all electrons have a degree in profesional driving.

Why is Yoshi the same color as grass and pipes?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on February 25, 2004, 10:27:51 PM
because its better than being the color of dirt and poo.



If mario has brown hair then why does he have a black mustach?





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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 25, 2004, 10:37:09 PM
Two words: Dye.

If Mushrooms and stars have eyes... can they see why kids like Cinnamin Toast Crunch?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2004, 11:12:14 AM
No 'cuz the eyes are just drawn on there.

Where's the cream filling?

Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)

2. When will politics be GONE?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 26, 2004, 12:17:27 PM
Where ISN'T the cream filling?

What is the average salary of a street mime?<p>



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2004, 01:52:22 PM
Depends on how many people are stupid enough to fall for his act.

You want to buy a pair of shoes. You only have a dollar but the LEAST EXPENSIVE pair costs $100. Do you have enough time to get to the movies?

Questions v1.0 (I xpect an anser!)

3. What makes an atom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on February 26, 2004, 04:02:25 PM
Buted tost!

If mario had 2 mushromes, and billy had two appils, why dosen't bnanas go wosh!?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 26, 2004, 07:33:39 PM
Because they're fruity goodness prevents any degree of whatever word you typed at the end of that question.

Where have all the parshnips gone?

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 26, 2004, 07:52:28 PM
Strong Bad took them to make pie.

Who dropped Home Star off his flying machine?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 26, 2004, 10:59:23 PM
Its the Sneak! Its the Sneak!

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

Those who do nothing to die are doomed to a lengthend life. Or are they?... (*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 27, 2004, 08:19:45 PM
DELETED!

What does "Yabba dabba doo" really mean?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 27, 2004, 08:30:12 PM
It means BALEETED!

Why is Fire escaping?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 27, 2004, 09:21:16 PM
You're probably referring to something but I don't what so, I don't know why fire is escaping.

Where are the wild things?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 27, 2004, 09:59:59 PM
The things that are wild.

How long does it take til you get to the exact second, no milisecond, that you reach the point in which you suddenly have an aching feeling that perhaps, and just perhaps, you could possibly be becoming a teency weency little tiny itsy bitsy bit bored of reading each little small iddy biddy word that I have painstakingly put into typing this collection of words that we in the English language refer to as a sentence will my Dell Dimension 4100 Windows Millenium Edition computer with DSL, an Epson Stylus Color 880 Printer, a Memorex TS1000 keyboard, and a Umax Astra 3400 scanner with four blue buttons labeled as follows: SCAN, COPY, CUSTOM, & POWER/SAVING?????

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 28, 2004, 01:45:36 AM
Took me 26 seconds, 490 miliseconds.

Whats twelve by pies?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 28, 2004, 08:16:32 AM
Six whole pies.  (Get it? 12 bi-pies.)

C''mon, ya want some of this?!!
Come get some!  You''re about to get your butt handed to you by the Video game expert!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on February 28, 2004, 10:47:48 AM
If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, why is there a song about it? (Yes, I got that off of a T-Shirt)

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2004, 11:51:26 AM
Because someone does care...

Who is it that cares?

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Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on February 28, 2004, 02:12:44 PM
Me... I like corn...


If a toaster is sittin' in the third row from the right and there are two strikes, two balls and the batter hits the ball and it flies backwards and hits the toaster is it ball 3, strike 3, or toaster: 0 ball: 1 ?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 28, 2004, 06:45:04 PM
It's a complete reversal of the dynamic whoojiggy of the Laws of Physics of Baseball.
When a dynamic whoojiggy gets reversed someone in Tibet gets a full house, that causes another RoTDWJ of the Law of Poker Physics, that in turn makes a raincloud go an extra 300 hundred yards to the East getting it caught in a jetstream carrying it over the said baseball game.
Thus the game gets rained out before the ball even lands.
I am a genius or a memeber of the non-sane persuasion because of all the stuff I just typed? ^Up there^


My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/28/2004 4:45:42 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 28, 2004, 06:58:21 PM
What's eating Gilbert Grape?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 28, 2004, 06:58:49 PM
Hey Reggie, is that rhinoceros around?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on February 28, 2004, 08:26:59 PM
Yes.

Who shot the sherrif?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 28, 2004, 08:38:01 PM
Me, but I didn't shoot the deputy.

What exactly is meant by "magically delicious"?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on February 29, 2004, 12:36:38 AM
A: I think it's a subliminal message magically delicious is suoiciled yllacigam backwards
suoiciled = su-i-ci-del
yllacigam = yell-ach-I-gams-are-bleeding
Suicide by bleeding gums= magically delicious
which means that there are tiny razor blades hidden in the marshmallows and eating them is suicide.


Q: Why, Mommy? Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 29, 2004, 02:33:03 AM
Because Mommy and Daddy loved each other very much.

Why must we hurt the ones we love?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 29, 2004, 06:54:28 AM
'Cause it's funny.

Why don't Apple Jacks taste like apple?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 29, 2004, 09:51:14 AM
Because they don't.

Where's the beef?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on February 29, 2004, 10:50:38 AM
I ATE IT PUNK!!


[wtd]???




Edited by - *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on 2/29/2004 8:54:56 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 29, 2004, 05:49:57 PM
[wtd]? I dunno. It kinda looks like beef to me.

Who killed Mr. Body?

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TJOghost8 on February 29, 2004, 06:06:48 PM
President Bush.

Why are Trix only for kids?

Know why the elderly contribute so much to the church? To buy their way into Heaven from a lifetime of sin.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 29, 2004, 06:08:15 PM
Becuz spelling iz for adults.

What does "Narf" mean?



Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 29, 2004, 08:00:44 PM
It is Wakohnese for Fran.

Who coined the phrase "Hakuna Matata"?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 29, 2004, 08:07:31 PM
Some dimwits named "Timon" and "Pumbaa".

TIMON: Hey! We're not dimwits!

PUMBAA: Uhh... Timon... I still don't do so well in crowds. *fart*
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What makes a woopee kushin?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 29, 2004, 08:23:06 PM
I'm gonna jump!  I'm gonna jump!  Oh, that not what it means.  Then what is Leap Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on February 29, 2004, 08:23:39 PM
Three things are needed to make a whoopie cushion:
A ballon.
A popsickle stick.
A strange person who is, for some inexplicable reason, obsessed with farting.

Now my question: What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 29, 2004, 08:30:57 PM
There is no reason.  As you said it is "inexplicable".

What is Leap Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 02, 2004, 03:37:49 PM
"What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting."

She's probably LORD_DUKE. (Look at the first few pages of "A Mario Story: You Add ONE sentence to the tale")

Why does marioguy try to be evil, yet so obnixous?


Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 02, 2004, 03:44:59 PM
Dr. Phil: It's a stage.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 02, 2004, 03:48:28 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/2/2004 1:49:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 02, 2004, 05:20:10 PM
three regulation two by fours.

When isn't it okay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on March 02, 2004, 07:14:58 PM
When you ask if it's okay, and the person you are asking is unable to respond.

What is a stupid qusestion?

I might be Sadib...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 02, 2004, 07:21:37 PM
This.  "Where is the taco barn?"

Now for my real question, Is it too late to bash somebody with a sledgehammer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 02, 2004, 10:37:25 PM
Yes. Sledgehammer bashing hours are 9 to 6, Central Standard Time.

Why is the last of the grapes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 02, 2004, 11:11:08 PM
Yep, they have just enough.

Is there an ant in my pant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 03, 2004, 06:15:12 PM
You mean is there an ant in your PANTS and no, there is not.

Who is LORD_DUKE?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 03, 2004, 06:57:23 PM
I refuse to sing that signature.

Why is the world so cold when you first wake up?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 03, 2004, 07:26:56 PM
Because you slept outside in the snow.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord.

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 03, 2004, 08:19:32 PM
An Elongated Avian.

Why did the frog cross the chicken?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 03, 2004, 10:19:59 PM
For fear of Y2K virus'es's which indulged upon that one side of the chicken which the frog was on before it crossed.

How is a pineapple relevant to apples and pines?

(ps. I meant pant, it's not my fault if I can't afford more than one pant at a time.)

Edited by - Popple on 3/3/2004 8:21:29 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 03, 2004, 10:40:40 PM
Because pineapples go sledding in pine groves and apple orchards only.  (I LIKE hakuna mutata! )

Why do fools fall in love?

Edited by - Markio on 3/3/2004 8:41:50 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 04, 2004, 03:32:54 PM
Because they are fools and they love each other.
What's the base word for nasty?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 04, 2004, 05:15:50 PM
Sadib is the root of it.

Why does perfume smell so bad?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 04, 2004, 07:06:02 PM
Because it's made of camel snot.


If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 04, 2004, 08:23:24 PM
Depends if the other personalities are willing to do it.

Are 99% kids allowed to drink Juicy Juice?

"It''s only work of someone makes you do it."- Calvin, to Hobbes
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:02:02 PM
Of course not.

If you can regurgitate something, wouldn't you have to have gurgitated it once already?



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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 05, 2004, 09:13:35 PM
Yes.

Why are slime molds not popular pets?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 05, 2004, 09:23:00 PM
They would be, but dealers try to pass off mutts as pure breeds, and science cannot yet tell the difference.

Where my hat is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:51:00 PM
Double post...



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Edited by - n/a on 3/5/2004 7:52:12 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:51:15 PM
Your hat is at Fat Pat's.



What is the speed of dark?



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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 06, 2004, 07:04:41 PM
Dark has no speed it is the absence of light, like cold is the absence of heat.

What did the priest say to the rabbi?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on March 06, 2004, 07:13:47 PM
He said "Hello."

What's black and white and red all over?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2004, 07:36:47 PM
A zebra with red polka-dots.

Why is plastic explosives?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 06, 2004, 08:24:35 PM
Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 06, 2004, 08:24:47 PM
Because it didn't.

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Peach and Daisy on March 06, 2004, 09:16:15 PM
9.

What is the most disgusting thing you can think of?

I'll give you a peach if you give me a daisy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 07, 2004, 01:50:22 AM
An eightyfive year old with a festering gaping wound on his (don't know if word is against rules, so wont say) with slugs crawling about inside it, oozing puss and chunky bits of mystery gristle... Or an X-Box.

Who shot JFK?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 07, 2004, 03:38:16 AM
Maggie.

What word didn't Popple say?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 07, 2004, 09:32:32 AM
Prostate.

How much is that doggie in the window, the one with the waggily tail?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 07, 2004, 01:16:40 PM
Six-pence.

Who smells like cheese?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 07, 2004, 01:18:25 PM
Six-pence.

Who smells like cheese?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 07, 2004, 04:34:48 PM
Mr. Face.

If only you and dead people can read hex, how many people can read hex?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on March 07, 2004, 04:49:11 PM
deae people.

How many trees can fall on the head of a pin before someone hears them?


Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 3/7/2004 2:49:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 07, 2004, 05:48:12 PM
I actually did a test on that just last week, on average it was between three and four.

Why is that hand gesture so offensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 07, 2004, 07:14:01 PM
Because some people think you're trying to give them "bunny ears" instead of just the peace sign.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 07, 2004, 07:14:21 PM
No.

Is this the end?

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/7/2004 5:16:01 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2004, 08:13:42 PM
Yes, it is just the beginning.

Where was Fred's hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on March 09, 2004, 04:55:19 PM
Fred's hair was over there

Is Snapple the anti-Christ?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Screech on March 09, 2004, 05:34:38 PM
Of course not! Bill gates is the antichrist.

What's the difference between a lawyer and one of those fish that suck on the sides of the tank?

I might be Sadib...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 09, 2004, 05:38:27 PM
The fish are far more humorous to eat.

Who are you? <---like the one nintendo ad slogan.

Pale gray skin, buldging, pulsating eyes, coated in latex and pudding pops, salty, creamy death.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 09, 2004, 06:07:21 PM
Who aren't I?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a beaver could eat Mario's legs?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 09, 2004, 06:32:56 PM
Don't fall asleep in the shower.

Which is also my question.?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 09, 2004, 06:56:12 PM
Yes.

Do 3 rights make a left, or make people dizzy?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 09, 2004, 07:24:28 PM
Yes, it makes a left.

You had to be a big shot, didn't ya?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 09, 2004, 08:04:10 PM
Well I'm big, and I have a feeling i'm gonna be shot...

When is today's yesterday's tommorow?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 09, 2004, 08:34:24 PM
Best Before Yesterday.

Why?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 10, 2004, 05:46:43 PM
The laws of "Fisiks"!

If Mario had a cape or racoon tail and just took of for flight and hit a block head on in the air, what would happen?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 10, 2004, 06:24:42 PM
Hmmmmm.... I better break out the magic eight ball for this one.....

"Concentrate and ask again"

Why ain't they all up ons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 10, 2004, 07:42:10 PM
Well, logically, if they were, they wouldn't be, if you know what I mean.

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 10, 2004, 09:08:42 PM
Because it points to the seconds? Was that a trick question?

When will the dinosaurs come back?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 11, 2004, 12:11:17 PM
In Dinosaurs 2 (I won't see that...)

If Mario is super then how come he can only fly when he is cape Mario?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 11, 2004, 02:23:56 PM
He's pretty super, but not super enough.

Where did the buffalo go?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 11, 2004, 03:39:04 PM
They got ate up real good.

Is it Ramon or Ramen?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 14, 2004, 12:58:13 PM
Stupid answer:  Neither.  It's Raymond.  Everybody loves Raymond.

Stupid question:  Fungi?  Do you say it, "fun-ji" or "fun-gee"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 14, 2004, 01:01:33 PM
"JUKE-BOX".

Why do Birdos drool on Toad?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on March 14, 2004, 02:11:35 PM
They've been conditioned to associate Toad with being fed.

Why doesn't Mario just take the bucket off?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 14, 2004, 04:58:09 PM
The bucket is a size 6 and Mario's nugget is a size 10.

What were McNuggets made of before McDonald's recently started saying they were all white meat?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 14, 2004, 08:53:33 PM
Purple meat.

Why are humburgers so fast in speed?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: pedal to the medal on March 14, 2004, 08:58:08 PM
dunno!

why do Mario & Luigi have Italian accents when they are born in the mushroom world?

The Flea can take anything that you throw at him

Edited by - pedal to the medal on 3/14/2004 7:07:38 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 14, 2004, 10:16:45 PM
They were born in "Little Italy, Mushroom Kingdom"

What does Bowser do in his spare time?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 15, 2004, 07:41:08 AM
He plays Koopa Chess alone and dreams about him beating Mario and Peach to like like him.

What is the secret of Birdo?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarioLandMan on March 15, 2004, 11:40:52 AM
Got a change if you know what I mean  >:->

Why does Wario always flaunt his muscles?
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Edited by - wariolandman on 3/15/2004 9:42:04 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 15, 2004, 03:59:16 PM
He has nothing better to do. Or he's proving that even though he's tubby, he has muscles.

If life gives you lemons what do you do ?*Gets an idea for a sig*

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarioLandMan on March 15, 2004, 05:51:53 PM
sell 'em for 5 bucks apeice!

*giggles*  if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?  *giggle, snort*


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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 15, 2004, 05:56:10 PM
A piece or pieces of paper with questions printed on them, used often to determing intelligence.

Who is in the kitchen with Dina?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 15, 2004, 05:56:54 PM
no response... XD

If you accidentaly smacked some one in the back of the head with a rock you would:
A: Run. Far and fast. or
2: Say sorry, THEN run far and fast?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 15, 2004, 06:07:38 PM
My very first same time post!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 16, 2004, 08:49:49 PM
Run. Chances are saying sorry won't help.

What is the most letter in the quintecimal system?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 17, 2004, 10:46:52 PM
I didn't understand a word you said.
Why was I listening to the Laziest Men on Mars - Invasion of the Gabber Robots when I was posting this?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 18, 2004, 03:47:03 PM
It was all part of my master plan.

Ou est mon chat?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 01:00:17 AM
Are you speaking in tongues, sir?

¿Por que?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 19, 2004, 04:05:34 AM
People just love to try out a different language because it's fun!

Why does Luigi always stay in Mario's shadow?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 19, 2004, 06:28:57 AM
Nintendo designed him that way.

What do you get when you cross crushed fireflower powder, essence of super mushroom, and a cape feather quill used by Thomas Jefferson?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2004, 07:08:40 AM
Something very messed up.

Why are bunnys cute?

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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 19, 2004, 05:24:06 PM
Their delicious flesh.

Is a Jackle-Headed tuna still considered an Anubis god? Why or why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 09:30:41 PM
*declines to answer because of Popple's answer*

Where did Marionut#1 go?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 19, 2004, 09:33:36 PM
Over the hills and far away.

Why is the lint green in the Summer of despair?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 10:05:03 PM
This must be one of those stupid things your brain does. It's playing a trick on your eyes!

Has anyone here heard Blow'd Up by Chupperson Weird?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 20, 2004, 02:44:25 PM
Yes, I'm sure someone here has...

What is in the dark?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 20, 2004, 06:55:00 PM
Things that creep, crawl, and EAT THE SOULS OF THE UNBORN!!!!!

Why do things go bump in the night, instead of snawrling and screeching?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 20, 2004, 07:23:04 PM
Screeeching hurts my voice-- I mean, THEIR voices. heheh...*shifts eyes*

Why am I so amiable?

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarioBro64 on March 20, 2004, 08:16:13 PM
... Napkin please!

Why is the left not on the right?

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"When life gives you lemons squish ''em in your eyes so you won''t see yourself get torn apart..."-Mario (about to die).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 21, 2004, 08:55:54 AM
It is to someone else's point of view when they are facing you.

I will, I must ask this again. Where's the beef?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2004, 09:35:24 AM
In your face!

If I have a ruler and you have a ruler and he has a ruler and she has a ruler, then what the heck is goin' on here?!?

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Maybe I need to take a chill pill.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 21, 2004, 01:34:06 PM
You're trying to exclude It because It doesn't have a ruler.  (Reminds me of the "we're all dudes" song with Kel Mitchell in Good Burger.)

Can I have a dollar?

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on March 21, 2004, 04:33:07 PM
Sure! *hands markio a loonie*

Where did my antelope disappear to?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on March 22, 2004, 04:28:26 PM
Dr.S (me):This is some grate antilope pie! where did you get the antilope?
Mom: rodekill.

why are pants fild with pie?

If you made it to this sentince, you have no life.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 22, 2004, 04:45:43 PM
"Pants" and "pie" both start with "p", hence they should be filed together.

What is this feeling?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 22, 2004, 05:35:24 PM
It's the feeling of love, love of the first cornbread-ball of winter. The flaming winter of death, death of the almighty light-bulb, light-bulb of all which is plastic, plastic of the land of gampaz.

Where did he go, George, where did he go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 22, 2004, 05:36:49 PM
It's the feeling of you slowly falling in love with Lizard Dude.

Why/When/Where/Who/How?
Edit: Popple got it first.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/22/2004 3:38:44 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 22, 2004, 11:20:28 PM
He went down South for the Winter.

What is TheEggMan talking about?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 23, 2004, 07:11:01 AM
I have no idea.

Does Markio watch silly Nickelodeon movies too?

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Solrock and Lunatone. Now that there''s a good combination.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 23, 2004, 08:00:08 PM
No that stuff is for kids, not middle-aged video game characters.

Why couldn't GG think of a better question for the 200th post?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 23, 2004, 10:27:14 PM
Maybe she could have but didn't...(BTW, I DO watch a few Nick movies now and then.  Not often, though.)

Have you ever saved the world?

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 24, 2004, 06:56:14 AM
Yes I have!

Why is Dr Eggman evil?

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"For the people of this planet, I promise you... REVENGE!" --Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Radical Highway opening movie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 24, 2004, 04:18:57 PM
He's not evil, he's just misunderstood.

Where my lasers at?

"I hate that freakin'' marshmallow."- Homestar Runner, on Marshie
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 24, 2004, 05:54:10 PM
Have you checked between the milk and the cold ones? If not, then the're somewhere near that silly putty-ish blob on the couch.

When did all the lubbsters go to.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 25, 2004, 10:01:03 AM
To the fish market, and finally the sea-food restaurent. Where else?

Why does Bowser like to keep any money he finds?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2004, 06:18:42 PM
Well, you would too right?

Why did my foot fall off?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 25, 2004, 07:50:36 PM
Because you unscrewed your belly button.

Why do I even bother to live anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 25, 2004, 08:58:07 PM
I don't know, if I were you I'd just lay down and die, I mean, we might as well. All of us, we're just going to die in 70 years anyWAY, WHY DO WE EVEN BOTHER?!

Orange you glad to see me?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2004, 09:46:25 PM
No, but the lemons are.

Where's the Beef?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 26, 2004, 02:54:09 AM
It's on your plate, my dear...

Why doesn't Nintendo reveal anything about the next Super Mario game?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 26, 2004, 03:40:41 PM
They want us to be surprized, and so do I.

Are we there yet?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 26, 2004, 06:39:21 PM
No.

Do I smell bad?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 27, 2004, 08:10:13 PM
I don't know, I don't have the sniffernet.

Do I not bleed when you prick my finger?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 27, 2004, 09:56:45 PM
Yes... Aaw man! Now I'm thirsty!

Since when do Plap sour the wood?

I''ma go shower up.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 27, 2004, 10:17:56 PM
Since I ate the cheese puff cactus!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 28, 2004, 05:30:12 PM
Why didn't Jman put a stupid question after his stupid answer?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 29, 2004, 02:41:41 AM
Because he's stupid himself...

Why doesn't Nintendo ever form a romatic bond between Luigi and Daisy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on March 31, 2004, 04:25:17 PM
Daisy's divorce hasn't been settled yet.

Where have all the Beanie Babies gone?

"There''s only one thing to do at a time like this- STRUT!"- Bart Simpson
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on March 31, 2004, 05:55:19 PM
They've grown, and are now the adult Beanies from the Beanbean Kingdom.

I am what they is and thats all what you chew, Howz aboot yous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on March 31, 2004, 07:02:55 PM
None for me, thanks.

What's the best thing about school?

''Are spirits delicious?''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 01:16:38 AM
My math teacher!
Why is my desk so cluttered?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 01, 2004, 01:23:57 AM
You did too much math homework.

What is the integral of e to the negative x squared?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 01:29:14 AM
Uh, pi?
I caught a sea bass! See? Bass!(Why do I keep saying things like that?!(that's the question))

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 01, 2004, 01:53:19 AM
Because you're being sarcastic!

Why do Goombas like to play in Toad Town?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 01:57:54 AM
Because they want to be stomped on by Mario.
Why does everyone hate Pokémon?

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 01, 2004, 02:45:33 AM
Because they havn't played Pokémon Colosseum yet!! This game rocks!!



Why does Wario love money?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on April 01, 2004, 06:53:51 PM
Because it buys him food.

What if Mario got stuck in a pipe?

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 02, 2004, 01:24:44 AM
Then he wouldn't warp...

What if Nintendo started making Super Mario games in which ESRB, later on, would rate as 'M'?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 04, 2004, 01:04:28 PM
Nintendo Sales would quadruple!

Why does Peach always wear the same dress?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 04, 2004, 02:08:08 PM
She has a rare disease that makes it impossible for her not to wear a pink dress.

In "Back to the Future", when Marty stopped his mother from meeting his father, why didn't he, his sister, and his brother all instantly disappear, instead of them slowly disappearing over the course of a week?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 04, 2004, 05:08:27 PM
The Time Lords were on their break, so the Time Intern had to try to do their jobs. He was a little slow.

Why is EasyMac so needlessly complicated?

"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 06, 2004, 07:59:31 PM
To frustrate you.

When will those stupid scientists discover infra-violet?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 06, 2004, 08:07:36 PM
Apparently you already have so whats the point?

Why does Peter Cottontail have to hop down the bunny trail, isn't it time we stopped this human/bunny trail segregation?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 06, 2004, 08:12:31 PM
First of all, Peter cotontail is a Hare, not a bunny, secondly, we tried to stop it three years ago, but Rick's all like no, so I cut him. I cut him so bad, I cut him so bad man... that.. he wish I don't cut him so bad... man...

If actions speak louder than words, does that mean acting near a megaphone will make people go deaf?

Edited by - Popple on 4/6/2004 7:17:24 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: 123James on April 06, 2004, 08:18:13 PM
You just seen the Toy'R'Us Easter sale commercial, haven't you?

Why does Yoshi need to eat fruit every few minuets/seconds or else he will sufer the same fate as falling into water on "Super Mario Sunshine"?

Edit:Ooops I posted to late...

Edit2 (Answering Popple's Question): I could not hear you, could you take a step closer toward the microphone?

Edited by - 123James on 4/6/2004 7:30:32 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 07, 2004, 02:08:02 AM
It is quite normal for a Yoshi to eat more than its own body mass every day!

Why does Peach not act like a spoilt child? After all, she is a princess...

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 07, 2004, 10:34:57 AM
Because she is a spoiled child.

Is Pac-Man impotent? After all he and Ms. Pac-Man have existed for over 15 years, and yet there are no little Pacs running around the maze.

-------------------------------------------------------------
A Powerful Quote from Family Guy:

Peter: Brian, come quick! There s a message in my alphabets! It says "Oooooooooooooooo"
Brian: ...Peter... Those are Cherrios.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 07, 2004, 01:30:37 PM
No, they take the pill.

Is Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 07, 2004, 01:56:54 PM
Mario happens to not not un-be the inverse of un-isn't not.
And there are little pacs, Pac-Man Jr. and the little baby pac-infant are both featured in Pac-Man 2 for the SNES.

Is the tortilla chip found in australia really smothered in cheese salsa only found in australia?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dr. Mario on April 07, 2004, 05:57:56 PM
Yes.

What is the greatest song in the world?

-------------------------------------------------------------
Exerpt from the Vatican Rag:

Get in line in that Prossesional
Step into that small canfessional
There''s a guy who know religion
He''ll tell you if your sin''s original
If it is try playing it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2-4-6-8 Time to transubstantiate!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2004, 06:09:50 PM
The greatest song is a song about me when I saved a singer's dog from dying of cancer, but sadly that hasn't happened yet so there is no greatest song.

Why is Amy Sonic's girlfriend when he never went out with her?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 07, 2004, 06:16:45 PM
Amy just likes Sonic. But Sonic likes Princess Sally.

When will people realize that they'd all be a lot happier if they catered to my every whim?

"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2004, 06:21:13 PM
Never.

Am I really Sonya the Hedgehog?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 07, 2004, 06:26:28 PM
No.

Why is the grass green?

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 07, 2004, 06:59:40 PM
Chloroplast baby, chloroplast(sp?).


Why is the sky blue?

My other signature is a Porsche.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on April 07, 2004, 07:20:20 PM
Because it's reflecting the ocean.

Why is April such a cruel month?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 07, 2004, 07:34:25 PM
That's when Family Circus has a marathon.

Why is Family Circus NEVER funny?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 07, 2004, 08:13:41 PM
A thick layer of creamy fish chum blocks out the initial funny, the rest is lost as it travels through an eyeball's atmosphere.

Why is there a raindrop on starburst wrappers?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on April 07, 2004, 09:42:15 PM
raindrop:rainbow::starburst:skittles

If new means that there was nothing preceding it, and improved means that something before it has been made better, what in the world does "new and improved!" mean?

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 08, 2004, 03:41:55 PM
It means that I really am Sonya the hedgehog.

Why are babies adorable?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 08, 2004, 04:00:35 PM
It's so we aren't tempted to eat our young.

How is Kammy Koopa related to Kamek?

"With every sunrise, there is a new chance, but with every sunset, you blew it."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 14, 2004, 01:13:18 AM
I >seriously< always ask that question myself!!
She could either be his (possibly twin, like everything else if you know what I mean) sister... or his wife!

Why does it hurt when Mario touchs a Podaboo?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 14, 2004, 09:37:54 AM
Because he doesn't like them.

Am I asking a question?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 14, 2004, 09:59:38 AM
Yes!

When did Luigi have his own game, the first time?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 14, 2004, 10:27:46 AM
Yes...

NNgrch, are you angels?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 16, 2004, 07:38:04 PM
That Qusestion is unanswerable.

What is five o'clock?

______________________
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on April 16, 2004, 07:41:41 PM
It's yesterday.

Why do people take showers if they'll get dirty the next day anyway?

______________________________
"Legolas is a guy?!" -My Sister

Edited by - Meowrik on 4/16/2004 7:39:10 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: 123James on April 16, 2004, 11:21:32 PM
What's the deal? Did your mom just make you to take a shower or what?

Why toes TY still make new Beanie Babies?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 17, 2004, 08:14:55 AM
I don't know why he toes anything.

Why does the sun shine, why do the birds sing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 17, 2004, 08:36:24 AM
The sun shines because it's shiny, and birds sing because they were forced to by an evil somethingorother.

Why do burgers taste?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Baby Bowser on April 17, 2004, 04:28:37 PM
Burgers taste because there tasty.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on April 17, 2004, 07:12:08 PM
How many boards could the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 17, 2004, 07:22:15 PM
Depends on how long it takes them to get their tongues out of knots.

Why after tasting or smelling something bad to most people offer it to someone else to taste or smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on April 18, 2004, 08:00:14 AM
Because some people are unable to make the smallest of decisions w/o other peoples approval, even deciding if a clearly rancid piece of food is in fact rancid.

Now, seriously you guys, where is the beef?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on April 18, 2004, 01:23:18 PM
At the supermarket, waiting to be bought...

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest, and hits a mime, does anyone care?

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 18, 2004, 07:13:00 PM
The mimes don't care.

Don't fall asleep in the shower?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 19, 2004, 09:56:34 AM
No way!!

What would happen if Dinosaur Land was totally destroyed?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on April 19, 2004, 04:36:12 PM
Total Destruction.

How do Bowser do what he do... always doing the stuff he do's?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 20, 2004, 02:27:55 AM
'Cause he can do it!!

Why would Nintendo love to tease us with anticipation and suspense of revealling their new games!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 20, 2004, 05:26:59 PM
Because they like doing stuff like that.

Why are there more stupid people in Canada than in any other country?(not JJ, he's cool)

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 20, 2004, 05:29:05 PM
Because Canadians are idiots!

Why do we all need some dose of Super Mario-ism?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on April 20, 2004, 06:38:45 PM
I don't know about you guys, but the doctors told me that if I don't receive it, I'll die.

What exactly is meant by "Hey, Diddle, Diddle"?

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."- Jack Handey
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on April 20, 2004, 08:06:16 PM
Excuse me! Canadians are no more idiots than Americans!

Someone is calling for Diddle.

Where is the Wawopif?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on April 21, 2004, 12:17:01 PM
"Canadian's are idiots!"

WE SURE ARE :S
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 01, 2004, 11:17:17 AM
"I am the Eggman! That's what I am!
I am the Eggman! I got the master plan!
I am the Eggman! That's what I am!
I am the Eggman! I got the master plan!" -- theme song for Eggman (or should I say Egg-HEAD!)(that's the answer)

Why is a big blob protruding out of my belly?

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on May 01, 2004, 04:42:30 PM
When a mommy and daddy love eachother... er... I mean... uh... the stork.

Why would daddy take the T-Bird away?

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2004, 04:46:07 PM
Because of mama's new squeeze box.

Why of all of Mario's move, which is the funny/weirdest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on May 01, 2004, 09:44:41 PM
Because it's funny/wierd.

Bork?

HEADLINE: Tornado Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2004, 09:52:06 PM
A cross between Beef and Pork.  Like Spork.

Why does a picture of Mario and the Princess have the word "Mashroom" on it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on May 01, 2004, 10:25:57 PM
its an optical illusion, just like mario and peach kissing...

or is it a mushroom?

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2004, 10:50:04 PM
http://www.geocities.com/dr_shows/SuperMashroomCupples.jpg
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2004, 06:41:47 PM
Uhhh... no, not really, no...

Who just... uhh... passed noxious fumes?

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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on May 07, 2004, 06:51:54 PM
Guilty.

Who cares?

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Everything above was sarcasm. Please ignore everything I have just said.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 07, 2004, 07:01:17 PM
Who doesn't?

Who doesn't?

"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on May 08, 2004, 02:24:10 AM
 i don't.

 why does mario have brown hair but black mustache?


(insert signature here)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2004, 04:30:37 PM
Two words: Hair dye.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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SONIC: Oh crud.
SONYA: What?
SONIC: Eggman''s robot is behind you.
SONYA: Yeah right. I''ll belive that when the sky rains-- *robot grabs Sonya*--pigs. Oh fart.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 08, 2004, 07:49:38 PM
The egg came first.

Where have all my dinosaurs gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 10, 2004, 02:46:37 AM
They all went to that big jungle in the sky...

Why did Peach used to change hair colour once in while?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2004, 06:50:56 PM
Two words: Hair dye.

Do I hafta?

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ME: Say hello to my little friend!

LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 12, 2004, 07:31:44 AM
Yes! You hafta!

Who is the one responsible for Nintendo's great success!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 12, 2004, 07:26:23 PM
Me.

Why is a tomato?

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on May 12, 2004, 07:46:42 PM
Because you made it be.

Why am I here?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 13, 2004, 06:30:22 AM
Because you love Luigi...

Why does Mario always have to save the princess!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 13, 2004, 01:45:59 PM
Well, you would save your boyfriend/girlfriend if they were kidnapped by a big ugly turtle, too, wouldn't you?

Why?

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ME: Say hello to my little friend!

LttlFrnd: Hi! My name''s Likorish!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 13, 2004, 02:00:01 PM
Why not?

How does toast work?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 13, 2004, 02:51:45 PM
By putting it in a toaster...

Why does Luigi like Daisy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 13, 2004, 04:38:56 PM
Because he dosen't like Tulips. (Haahahha play on words)!

True or False?

Push button...
Receive Bacon!

Edited by - koopaslaya on 5/13/2004 3:40:13 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 13, 2004, 06:55:48 PM
If you say so!

Why are my toenails green?!?!?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on May 13, 2004, 09:29:21 PM
Only on thursdays, though.

Why doesn't Mario shave?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 13, 2004, 09:37:28 PM
He suffers razor burn.

How does selling shoes cause you to be an axe murderer?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 14, 2004, 02:02:59 AM
Things happen!

What is the worst thing that can come out in a Toad?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 14, 2004, 12:39:47 PM
Spores.

Since when was Bob Saget funny?

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 14, 2004, 02:14:49 PM
Since he . . . I don't know.

Speaking of Bob Saget, where did he go?

"Boy, I sure wish I had some dynamite."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 15, 2004, 01:30:13 AM
He's stuck in the Bomb Shelter.

Why was our Bomb Shelter created?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2004, 08:13:02 PM
Because Mario Bar is da bomb.

What is A Bomb?

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 15, 2004, 08:39:00 PM
What Link uses to destroy Lizard Dudes.

How am I going to be able to justify close to $1000 in video games and hardware?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2004, 07:00:18 PM
First get $1000.
Next buy video games and hardware with the 1 grand ONLY until you run out.
Finally teach them justice.

What happens when Homer says "Doh!" and then he says "Nuts!"?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 16, 2004, 07:06:31 PM
I cringe at yet another use of that completely dead joke.

Who? What? Where? When? Why? How?

"Never eat at a restaurant that enforces the 5-second rule."- Me
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2004, 07:14:31 PM
Me. That. Here. Now. Because. It just did.

Where's my dog?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 16, 2004, 07:20:05 PM
I don't know, but I just laughed out loud at your 6 answers.

Why did a member here tell someone there was a box under the screen of a Mario game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on May 16, 2004, 08:55:55 PM
It was a member's BROTHER, thank you.
(Post intended as neither answer nor question.)

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2004, 08:50:06 AM
I dunno.

Will someone do my chores for me?

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COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Ok. *presses key*

COMPUTER: ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

ME: Grrrrrrrrr!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on May 28, 2004, 11:37:12 AM
*Scoffs* You wish.

Will someone do MY chores for me?

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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2004, 02:32:14 PM
No way!

What the crud?

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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarlieMoo on May 28, 2004, 07:11:38 PM
Why is Yoshi Green?

Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 5/28/2004 6:16:31 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 07:20:30 PM
Because he doesn't have any red or blue pigment.

Why did Bowser "realy" join Mario in SMRPG?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 28, 2004, 07:39:13 PM
To make an even number of five group members.

What was Luigison "realy" asking?

"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 07:56:19 PM
If anyone would question my "speling".

Why are roses red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on May 28, 2004, 09:24:10 PM
They are the cause of cancer and they are trying to warn the humans not to smell them with it's blood-red hue.

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on May 28, 2004, 09:24:50 PM
Why don't I live in Myrtle Beach?

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 09:34:24 PM
Because you live in Djibouti, and they don't let people from Djibouti out much.

Where is Djibouti?

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/28/2004 8:38:54 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 28, 2004, 09:55:26 PM
That's where the Pikmin live.

Why am I so jolly?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 28, 2004, 11:13:25 PM
Because you have a bowl full of Easy Bake jelly.

Why/How are you so smart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 29, 2004, 03:32:20 PM
It's all in the name, Luigison, it's all in the name.

What is my real name?

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"blbalaleblbalel... That''s all folks!" -Porky Pig''s most famous line
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on May 29, 2004, 08:13:43 PM
Bed-wetgeril.

How many pies can capten olmar eat befor he dided of herpia?

http://www.geocities.com/ethasamullet/dontclickhere.htm Dont go there because it is my arcives of Ds picurs.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 29, 2004, 08:53:11 PM
One, it fell into his keyboard caused massive typos, total destroyed his spell checker, and shocked him to death.

Who is the Ultimate Video Gamer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2004, 10:32:48 AM
Me!

Where did all the dodo birds go?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Popple on May 30, 2004, 02:25:49 PM
They live with the prawns now. They live with the prawns.

?egassem siht rehpiced uoy naC

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 30, 2004, 03:45:43 PM
No.

Have you had your break today?

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on May 30, 2004, 04:56:29 PM
Maaaaaaaybeeeeee...

Why did the Jiggly Wiggly Piggly go Jiggly Wiggly Wiggly? (My friend came up with this one! I tried to stop him, but he had a gun pointed at my head. He's still my friend, though.)



There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 31, 2004, 02:09:58 AM
Probably it forgot how to Piggly...

Why did the Goomba jump off the cliff?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2004, 08:42:31 AM
It had no reason to live...

What color is my dog Tidbit?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 31, 2004, 12:17:30 PM
I can't tell.  The webcam I have hidden in the dog house is black and white only.


Why don't you click here to see an image of Tidbit.

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/31/2004 11:57:08 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 01, 2004, 07:12:07 AM
Because I can't click it...

Why would Peach go towards the danger instead of away from it!?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 01, 2004, 09:44:32 AM
So she could stand up to the evil that she usually runs from, or she's dumb.

Ok?

^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 01, 2004, 12:22:38 PM
Nope.

Why are nuns so easy to impress?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 02, 2004, 01:45:38 AM
Nuns are forced to be impressed so to 'buy' their way to Heaven...

Why does Mario always go and say, 'Mama mia'?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 09:20:07 AM
Mario has deep subconcios love for his long lost mother and spouts the frase mama mia without consiously realising it.

Why did the star change from white to yellow?

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 09:27:54 AM
stars look better in yelow

why is waluigi, waluigi instead of waligi

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 02, 2004, 10:48:34 AM
Otherwise, we wouldn't recognize him as Luigi's evil twin...

Why does Yoshi like to throw eggs?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 02, 2004, 10:57:30 AM
Because he dosen't like to throw mushrooms!

How many?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: True Mario on June 02, 2004, 11:20:30 AM
seven

Why does baby mario and mario appear in Mario Tennis?

Mario has fused with the N-force!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 12:51:29 PM
the super mario tennis time machine

Why is mario fat and luigi skinny

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 02, 2004, 03:40:59 PM
Because Y=Mx+b

Why do we capatlize I but not me?

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 6/2/2004 2:41:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Joey hamilton on June 02, 2004, 03:42:15 PM
Because I is too cool for me

Why are we compelled to post stuiped mario quetions?

ignorence is bliss
mush my room musher roomer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 02, 2004, 07:40:14 PM
I dunno!

Am I wearing underwear?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 02, 2004, 07:56:51 PM
Oh, gross.  I refuse to answer that.

Why did you go there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 03, 2004, 02:39:47 AM
Because these are the rules of that place.

Why does Mario always jump?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 6/3/2004 1:45:46 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: True Mario on June 03, 2004, 04:17:38 AM
Because he has ants in his pants.

Why does Luigi look to save Mario in Mario's Missing?  I mean, now he has the spotlight!

Mario has fused with the N-force!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 03, 2004, 09:52:19 AM
Mario is his brother, and Luigi loves his brother!

Why does Yoshi like Yoshi Cookies?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2004, 11:59:41 AM
Dunno!

Why?

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 03, 2004, 04:10:40 PM
Why not?

Okay, there are four cows on top of a building, one red, one blue, one yellow, and the last one brown. The red one turns to the yellow one and says, "My, it sure looks fun down there," as he gazes at the pavement below him. So, the red one jumps off. Thinking no pain would happen, the yellow one followed the red one. Naturally, they both die. Next the blue one turns to the brown one and shakes his head. The brown one looks quizzicly at the blue one and after saying three words, he jumps off. Why? (Note:The brown cow was not depressed or mentally challenged in any way)

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 03, 2004, 04:17:41 PM
The brown cow said, "When in Rome, . . ."

Was that the right answer?

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 03, 2004, 04:29:16 PM
Surprisingly, no. The brown cow said , "I'll save them!"

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 06, 2004, 06:55:33 PM
Uh... why is Bowser ugly?


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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 06, 2004, 07:09:01 PM
Because of the eye beholding him.

Would you think Mario were ugly if he were the evil boss and Bowser were the hero?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on June 06, 2004, 07:28:01 PM
That depends.
Would he look like a melodrama villian, like he did for old Donkey Kong Jr. art?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2004, 07:07:11 PM
I guess...

What's the name of the dog (mutt) in the Rugrats TV show? (only one correct answer)

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"Can I have a cookie? No wait, 10 cookies? Can I have 20 cookies? 20 COOKIES?!?" --Wilson, ''Good Boy''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 08, 2004, 09:22:08 PM
SPIKE!

Why do people making annying rumors about pointless that don't exist and never will exist about Mario things that go on forever and take a millinum to get rid of?

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Has anyone her ever wondered why we kill each other over arguments about games? Well, I geuss it is Mario, so it''s OK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 09, 2004, 02:49:58 AM
Because Super Mario-based rumour-creators believe that their rumours will somehow pressure Nintendo into doing the things that are based on the rumours...

Why does Wario hate Mario so darn much?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2004, 06:45:46 PM
Blee!

What the heck was that?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 10, 2004, 02:27:52 AM
I think it was a flying pig.

What does Daisy like the most?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 10, 2004, 11:27:09 AM
The end of threads that were good at first but are now drawn out.

Why doens't someone end this?

I strike fear into the hearts of stray cats.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 10, 2004, 01:56:46 PM
People are compelled to answer questions.

Is this the end?

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on June 10, 2004, 02:00:36 PM
Only God knows....

Do you know the muffin man?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 10, 2004, 03:37:19 PM
The Muffin Man is my evil arch-rival. He is the brother of the evil Chuckles the Clown.

Why are people full of gas?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2004, 03:50:07 PM
'Cuz we go to the gas station.

What does Mario say when you switch for him and slip on a Banana at the same time?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 10, 2004, 03:53:35 PM
"It's-a Mario-- WAAHAAHHAH!!"

What is 12 times the square root of mayo?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2004, 03:56:49 PM
12 square roots of mayo!

Why did the camera cross the road?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 11, 2004, 02:38:23 AM
It wanted to get pun-'tures'...

Why Mario is very angry at Toad?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on June 11, 2004, 07:45:08 AM
Because he's a rageaholic that refuses to take anger management classes.

How is it possible that a cow could jump over the moon?

There is no ''I'' in team...Nor is there an ''I'' in group, gang, crew, squad, club, band, party, crowd, cluster, troop, or set.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2004, 01:18:14 PM
With sproingy shoes.

Do cows even HAVE sproingy shoes?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Forest Guy on June 12, 2004, 02:38:46 PM
Cows don't even have feet, thus they cannot wear sproingy shoes.

Why is it so boring to take showers?

______________________
What part of the chicken is the McNugget, exactly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ?????? ???? ??????? on June 12, 2004, 02:40:23 PM
Because you're always alone.

Are swimming meets a good place for a date?

My identity will not be spoken.

Edited by - ?????? ???? ??????? on 6/12/2004 1:40:39 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 13, 2004, 05:49:19 PM
Video clip! *shows date @ swim meet* "Oh Charles, I love you!" "I love you too, Wendy!" *splash* "Charles! My new dress!" "Wendy! My new tux!" *both walk away w/ruined clothes* *vid clip ends* So the answer is NO!

Did the wheels on the bus go round and round ALL through the town or just halfway?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on June 13, 2004, 08:07:04 PM
I myself prefer to think of it in the "the tires are the things on the car that make contact with the road" sense.
Both are good.

...So if the non-green Yoshis from Super Mario World are able to perform feats with koopa shells because they were born (or hatched, whatever) on Star Road, why is it that a normal green Yoshi who gets a pair of Yoshi wings and changes color is thereafter able to perform the feat of flying, despite a lack of affiliation with Star Road?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 14, 2004, 03:21:47 AM
The truth is, Nintendo made a cut-scene where they replaced the green Yoshi with the blue one before Mario reaches the secret level...
The game editors then made an effect where it seemed that the green Yoshi turned blue...

If Wendy O. Koopa fell in love with Mario, what will Mario's reaction be if he found out?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 15, 2004, 07:56:20 PM
Just like this old claymation guy named Mr Bill: "OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!"

What is my new guinea pig's name?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2004, 07:25:13 PM
Fluffernut!

Where is everybody?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 17, 2004, 11:57:31 PM
Hiding in their holes, and will not come out until Nintendo releases, at least, Paper Mario 2...



What is the worst thing Peach could do?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 18, 2004, 06:32:50 PM
You don't want to know.

When is the last train to Clarksville?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 18, 2004, 08:08:37 PM
Oh, about six thirty.

Who was that masked man?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 19, 2004, 01:55:47 PM
Hey, it could have been a masked WOMAN, ya know.

Why are babies so good at basketball?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 19, 2004, 03:06:02 PM
 . . . Because they can DRIBBLE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Why are babies so good as basketballs?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 19, 2004, 04:59:41 PM
Because they are soft, esspecially their heads.

Why does this happen?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 19, 2004, 05:58:27 PM
This always happens.

Why does Deezer keep updating this site?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 20, 2004, 11:32:41 AM
There are still lots of super rare Super Mario games and stuff from the past and present (like the Super Mario anime of the eighties), and there will be lots of Super Mario games and stuff in the future (like Miyamoto's super secret next Super Mario platformer, and I REALLY WANT TO SEE DAT GAME BEFORE I GO, pardon me, BONKERS!!!)

Why does Bowser not like to show people that he has a good-guy's emotion deep within him?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on June 20, 2004, 11:44:09 AM
He wants a girlfriend.

Who's chuck?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~

Edited by - luigi~lover on 6/20/2004 10:44:34 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 24, 2004, 01:35:56 AM
He's also Chucky...

What's Yoshi's favourite toy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 26, 2004, 09:28:11 PM
Yoshi Doll from Mario Party 4!

What is Yoshi's favorite fruit?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2004, 10:08:51 AM
Dunno.

Why does Popeye eat spinich?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on June 27, 2004, 01:10:26 PM
Popeye eats his spinach so he'll win the finish, he's Popeye the Sailor Man. TOOT TOOT!

Why can't I be a ninja?

I can''t think of a signature.  Gimme suggestions.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on June 27, 2004, 03:34:45 PM
You can be one, just believe!

Why can't I go to the Mushroom Kingdom?



~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 27, 2004, 03:36:46 PM
You're not pixelated enough.

Why is the Mushroom Kingdom so pixist?

ProTip: Link is the original chosen one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 27, 2004, 04:30:37 PM
Because it was created for the NES.

What do you get when you cross Wario with Luigi?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on June 27, 2004, 04:40:36 PM
Probably one of those wrestling matches Jman writes about.

In corn dogs, how do they get the weiner into the corny exterior?

I can''t think of a signature.  Gimme suggestions.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 27, 2004, 05:03:28 PM
The world may never know.

Will Nintendo ever release it's long anticipated game?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 28, 2004, 04:58:38 PM
I dunno.

Why?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on July 02, 2004, 04:42:39 PM
Because.

What chemicals are in Mario's fireballs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on July 02, 2004, 04:42:40 PM
Because.

What chemicals are in Mario's fireballs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2004, 11:11:29 AM
Dunno.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bench?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 04, 2004, 11:09:04 AM
Comment:  In the chemistry class at my school the teacher made fireballs and threw them back and forth across the room with another teacher.  I missed it, but will check the formula when we get back to school in September.

Note:  The above was a comment only and was not intended as a stupid "Qusestion" or a stupid answer.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on July 05, 2004, 10:35:13 AM
That is a joke, not a question...
(Time to get a new bench, har-dee-har-har...)

Why doesn't Luigi have as much bravery as his brother?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 05, 2004, 12:56:59 PM
He got the good looks instead.

Why does GiftedGirl answer our questions with "Dunno" instead of coming up with a clever answer?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 05, 2004, 01:23:11 PM
Because she can't think if anything.

Does princess peach have kidnapping insurance?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on July 05, 2004, 06:06:11 PM
She would if the rates weren't so high.

Is today alright for tonite?

Today is alright 4 2night!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 06, 2004, 09:26:40 AM
I don't know, how about yesterday's tonight?

Why can't Nintendo create Mario dolls that can move, see, hear, feel, and think?

Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 07, 2004, 12:02:46 PM
Because they'd get sued by Disney.

How much do mario & luigi charge for unblocking Peach's blocked drains.

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 07, 2004, 03:42:20 PM
A Super Mushroom per drain; they threaten Peach by saying they'll put a poison mushroom in her drains if she doesn't pay.

How many Donkey Kongs does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 08:13:03 AM
1/4 of a Donkey Kong, 'cuz Donkey Kong is bigger then the lamp!

How many Fluffernuts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Fluffernut is my guinea pig.)

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 08, 2004, 12:17:03 PM
Unknown, because they could never get enough Fluffernuts to screw in the lightbulb.

Why is there an upside-down "L" on Waluigi's hat?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 08, 2004, 01:20:52 PM
Waluigi is luigi's evil "twin" so the L is flipped like mario's M is for Wario.

If Bowser is a reptile, how come he has red hair on his head?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 01:43:02 PM
It's a wig.

Who killed Mr. Body?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoIke64 on July 08, 2004, 04:50:09 PM
He commited suicide.

Is this a yes or no question?

''Procrastinate now. Don’t put it off.'' -Ellen Degeneres
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 05:55:29 PM
No.

Why did Clifford the big red dog grow so big?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 08, 2004, 07:00:06 PM
Mr. Boddy gave him all his food.

Why did the last red flea jump off a cliff into the sea of holes?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 07:15:22 PM
No idea WHAT that means.

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 08, 2004, 07:39:06 PM
Fuh, because he wanted to get to Pepperland.
That, and he was stapled to the chicken.

So the question now is:
Why is that chicken in such a hurry?  What on earth could make a chicken want to move so quickly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 08, 2004, 10:22:54 PM
Toast!

Why does spatula sound so funny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2004, 08:41:13 AM
No, not toast.

Why does Fluffernut climb all over me when the books that say guinea pigs don't climb?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 11, 2004, 12:25:56 PM
Fluffernut has CLEARLY never read the books, and so doesn't know.

...Why are Yoshi's arms orange in Super Mario World?

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 7/11/2004 11:35:46 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2004, 05:33:35 PM
He was wearing gloves.

What would happen if Mario met Pikachu?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 11, 2004, 07:30:06 PM
They would have a Fiesta.

Why does this chicken of the sea taste like tuna?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 13, 2004, 08:56:45 AM
It's a tuna-eating chicken.

Where do babies come from?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on July 13, 2004, 02:23:43 PM
Ask your parents/legal guardians.

Do you like Myrtle Beach as much as I do?

Today is alright 4 2night!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 14, 2004, 12:52:23 PM
Probably.

If Bowser keeps on kidnapping peach, why doesn't she employ better guards?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 14, 2004, 01:10:53 PM
Wadges are too high.

How come I used to have every Ninja Turtles action figure ever.

Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 14, 2004, 04:20:46 PM
You liked Ninja Turtles.

Why did Clifford grow so big that the Howards had to leave their home?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 14, 2004, 06:57:42 PM
Radiation.

Will there ever be a rainbow?

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 15, 2004, 10:42:20 AM
If you plant a skittle.

Why does Peach like Pink so much?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2004, 04:37:43 PM
She looks pretty in pink.

What the heck?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on July 15, 2004, 09:14:57 PM
I'm sorry you're going to have to be more specific.

Do you want to be in my experimental film?

Reality slowed bent Time and.
The and on Eggman But on went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on July 15, 2004, 09:22:36 PM
Only if there's a sandwich in it for me.

Where do the pits in SMB lead to?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 7/15/2004 8:22:52 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 15, 2004, 11:28:34 PM
SMB2, believe it or not.

Why does Capcom keep making Mega Man X games?  They're not fun any more!  I mean, you'd think "Duff McWhalen" would've been a clear enough sign that they'd gone too far, but no!!  Why?!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 16, 2004, 07:22:28 AM
'Cuz they're lazy bums with nothing better to do.

Do your feet stink?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 16, 2004, 09:02:42 AM
Only on Tuesdays when the sky is low, the sun is in, and the sea is 15 leters above sea level.

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of the Tootsie-Pop???

Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 16, 2004, 12:57:39 PM
Over 104 (that's when I stopped trying).

What was Willis talkin' 'bout?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 16, 2004, 02:37:03 PM
Nothing.

Why is my computer busted?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 16, 2004, 03:31:00 PM
Because you've formatted the hard drive too many times.

Why has Birdo not been in a mainstream mario game since Mario RPG?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 17, 2004, 02:41:53 PM
The poor thing got lost.

Why does Luigi's voice sound different in almost every game?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 18, 2004, 02:41:31 PM
Crud.

What's for dinner?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 18, 2004, 05:11:24 PM
Food.

What kind of music does Daisy like?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 18, 2004, 06:09:12 PM
A mix of country, heavy metal and opera, but occasionally she'll listen to techno.

Why is the sky blue?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 18, 2004, 06:29:44 PM
There are Swamperts living there.

Do my feet stink?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 18, 2004, 08:48:57 PM
Yea! They smell like rotten meat!

Do you have the bunny inside?



~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 19, 2004, 10:38:57 AM
Yeah.

Am I a fartbutt?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 19, 2004, 08:22:08 PM
I don't really wanna find that out.

Where's Waldo?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on July 19, 2004, 09:05:14 PM
We couldn't get him to come out of his room, he was crying and said something about being "unnoticable" and "just a speck in the crowd".

How long will Mario live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2004, 07:25:41 AM
As long as SpongeBob is immature, Team Rocket can't catch Pikachu and Barney is stupid, Mario shall live.

Why do Yoshies sound like Stitch?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 20, 2004, 12:46:08 PM
Ahem, Stitch sounds like Yoshi.

Do you hate Mario is Missing and want to tell the world about it?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 20, 2004, 01:00:09 PM
No,not really

If peach is a princess, who rules the mushroom kingdom?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 20, 2004, 02:48:21 PM
A monkey named Bob.

Want fries with that?

~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on July 20, 2004, 04:23:07 PM
No think you!

Why do bubbles appear in the upper right-hand corner of movie screens?

"That will really put the pressure on those phony Koopa plumbers" -Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3., Toddler Terros of Time Travel (DiC, 1990)

Edited by - marioseeker on 7/20/2004 3:24:51 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2004, 04:24:27 PM
Yeah! I love fries!

Why does Bowser chase Wario and Waluigi in the MG:TT opening movie?

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JRC Quote 1: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 20, 2004, 05:37:58 PM
A post was skipped so I will pick it up:

marioseeker Posted - 20 July 2004 15:23 PST
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No think you!

Why do bubbles appear in the upper right-hand corner of movie screens?

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Luigison replies:

I think you ment thank.  (but maybe you have mind powers that allow you to make someone not give you fries.

Movies are analog film that are so long they must be put on several spools.  Those ovals at the top right of movies shown in theaters are to trigger the next roll of film.  This was explain in the movie Fight Club.  Although I don't typically like movies with lots of violence and sex, Fight Club was worth buying the DVD because of its wonderfull plot and well developed charater(s).

I hope Microsofts push for digital theaters works because I am tired of seeing those "cigarette burns" as they are called in the industry.  Digital theaters would also be much clearing be cause there is no film to wear out, get hairs and dust on, etc.

The previous question still stands as I was just trying to answer one that was skipped.

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 21, 2004, 02:02:00 PM
Because he is tired of kidnapping peach (for the moment).

Why do waluigi's eyes light up whenever he scores a point in the N64 Mario Tennis?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 21, 2004, 04:50:09 PM
GiftedGirl's question: "Why does Bowser chase Wario and Waluigi in the MG:TT opening movie?"

Sqrt2's answer: "Because he is tired of kidnapping peach (for the moment)."

Luigison's answer: While Sqrt2's answer may be true, I think that he chases them because one of them had hit him in the eye with a golf ball.

Sqrt2's question:  "Why do waluigi's eyes light up whenever he scores a point in the N64 Mario Tennis?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 22, 2004, 12:55:47 PM
Lightglobes?

Do you have any toilet paper I can borrow?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 7/3/2005 12:54:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 22, 2004, 01:03:34 PM
Yes, but the shipping cost and time might be a bit more than you are willing to ascept.

"Do you have a canoe I can borrow?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 24, 2004, 12:56:40 PM
Give me 500 pounds and I'll see what I can do.

How many drunken Hammer Bros. does it take to smash a lightbulb?

If you are in a car travelling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 24, 2004, 03:25:06 PM
ANSWER:  That question is flawed.  A car cannot travel at the speed of light.  There is not enough energy in the Universe.  If there were, the car would become light (electromagnetic radiation).

But since you asked a stupid "Qusestion" I will also reply with a stupid answer.

STUPID ANSWER:  An infinite number of monkeys would fly out of the tail pipe quoting Shakespear.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 24, 2004, 03:40:51 PM
ACTUAL ANSWER: It would take ONE drunk Hammer Brother to smash a light bulb. It would just take him a while to get past the flying tailpipe monkeys.

NEXT STUPID QUESTION: Where did the word "stupid" come from, anyway?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Vidgmchtr on July 24, 2004, 06:06:20 PM
Um, your shell.

Why do people have to ask math problems?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 24, 2004, 06:41:05 PM
Cuz they can.

What's Mario's favorite Pokemon?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 24, 2004, 09:53:24 PM
Golf Deezer.

Who's that knockin' on the wall?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2004, 08:32:33 AM
Me.

What's a kisbel?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2004, 04:55:10 PM
Gotta go!

Do you know that annoys the crud outta people?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 28, 2004, 06:59:25 PM
The Song That Gets On Everybody's Nerves. Whenever I hear it, my crud is just annoyed out of me.

What is in the special sauce?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 28, 2004, 07:04:08 PM
Special ingredients.

Why bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 29, 2004, 02:17:36 PM
Because bread is cheap.

Why do toads have high-pitched voices?

I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on July 29, 2004, 02:39:26 PM
Because the guy the does there voice should be shot.

Where IS Waldo?

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Hmm... I CAN''T THINK OF A SIGNATURE

Edited by - gamemaster79 on 7/29/2004 1:40:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 29, 2004, 02:47:10 PM
Find Waldo here.


Where's Waldo's Dog?






Random Signature

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 7/29/2004 1:51:03 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 29, 2004, 03:20:32 PM
Chasing that cat over there!

hey! Where's my hat?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 29, 2004, 03:28:08 PM
Behind the cold ones.

Are we there yet?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2004, 07:44:24 AM
Don't make me turn this car around!!!

How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggle-dy tail?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on July 30, 2004, 11:43:26 AM
If you can shove 12 dog treats in your mouth it's free!

How funky is your chicken?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Deezer on July 30, 2004, 01:03:13 PM
It's more subservient than funky.

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 30, 2004, 04:13:50 PM
No, I'm only bad enough to save the vice-president.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 30, 2004, 09:41:57 PM
Whoever it was, I'd like to shake his hand.

What's that blue thing doing here?

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 31, 2004, 01:05:01 PM
Nothing, apparently?

Why does it always rain on me?

I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on July 31, 2004, 02:22:56 PM
Because you are missing the bit that keeps you out of the rain.


Where have all the good times gone?






Random Signature

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 31, 2004, 07:00:20 PM
In the recycling. (Time magazine)

Where is the traffic signal?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 01, 2004, 04:22:01 PM
Somewhere safe(I hope).

Why doesn't Wart like vegetables?

I''m not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 01, 2004, 04:31:39 PM
Because he's allergic.

Who is who?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 01, 2004, 05:04:51 PM
You is who!

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 01, 2004, 06:12:40 PM
The huma-huma-nuka-nuka-opuaha.

Who left the milk out?

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2004, 07:35:54 AM
Yum!

What did one foot say to the other?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 03, 2004, 08:24:11 AM
"I am 12 inches long!"

What happens if you subtract Green-flavored jello from Bowser's shell?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on August 03, 2004, 11:02:22 AM
A shell that no longer has a life of its own.

Where does Mario hide his diary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 03, 2004, 07:03:02 PM
In cows. (Incidentally, he hides his dairy in a drawer somewhere.)

Am I having a heart attack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2004, 07:08:02 PM
No, but I'm attacking your heart.

Does my dad play MK:DD with me?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 03, 2004, 07:41:43 PM
6.

Who cares?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on August 03, 2004, 07:51:28 PM
Mushroom Boy

Where's my money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 03, 2004, 08:14:26 PM
I have it right h...  Now where did it go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 03, 2004, 08:32:20 PM
It was the One-Armed Man! I saw him take it!

What exactly was Dr. Seuss smoking when writing his books?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 03, 2004, 10:59:55 PM
Meldrun, mulfaffle, Mandranian goo,
Some nax mix, some nux and some naryam, too.

So, I'll have to ask...

What's with all the prithees?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2004, 07:31:20 AM
fhhfhfh

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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JRC Quote 2: "Fluffernut wants a BITE of conversation." -me when Fluffernut tried to eat the phone
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on August 04, 2004, 08:08:03 AM
Because it......oh forget it.

Why is this strange topic still getting replies?

~Shadow Orthrus~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 08, 2004, 02:38:33 PM
Because some people have nothing better to do.

If Diddy Kong is DK's nephew, does that make DK a monkey's uncle?


I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 8/8/2004 1:44:55 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 08, 2004, 06:11:16 PM
Hmmm, I guess so..

Is Yoshi a boy or a girl?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 08, 2004, 09:52:05 PM
Yes.

Why do I feel compelled to keep pressing buttons ALL DAY LONG?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 09, 2004, 09:26:39 AM
Because you never know what an unknown button might do, nuclear powerplant meltdown, free the animals from the zoo, change the channel, the possibilities are endless!!!!

After reading my speech, are you going to go press some Unknown Buttons?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 09, 2004, 12:32:20 PM
I sure am!


What does this button do?



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 09, 2004, 01:05:03 PM
Lizard Dude Posted - What does this button do?

Luigison replies - It appears to have posted your message.  I wonder what happens if you press it more times.
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 09, 2004, 01:05:03 PM
Lizard Dude Posted - What does this button do?

Luigison replies - It appears to have posted your message.  I wonder what happens if you press it more times.
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 09, 2004, 01:07:14 PM
*presses button* Warning! Warning! This button will self-destruct in ten seconds.

What does bowser brush his teeth with?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 09, 2004, 01:09:19 PM
Since Yoshi's are yes, how do they reproduce?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 13, 2004, 07:57:29 PM
EWWWWWWWW! Gross!

Am I purple cookies?!

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 13, 2004, 08:03:09 PM
Either that or purple walnuts^_^

Why isn't there a "Do the Luigi" dance?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 13, 2004, 10:25:39 PM
Haven't you ever seen him on the character select screen of Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour?

Have you ever noticed that, if you re-read through enough pages of this thing, the questions start to repeat themselves?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 14, 2004, 10:21:29 AM
?

Where's the beef?

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2004, 10:36:31 AM
At the vegetarian restaurant around the corner.

Where's Wario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 14, 2004, 10:58:10 AM
I don't wanna know.

Do I like Shadow (aka "faker") in that way?

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2004, 12:12:45 PM
No, our relationship is fake.

Get what off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 14, 2004, 02:20:24 PM
THAT GIANT TARANTUALLA ON YOUR SHOULDER!

When I say jump, what do you say?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 14, 2004, 04:00:25 PM
I say "I hate that freakin' marshmellow!"

Who's that under my bed?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 14, 2004, 04:43:29 PM
That stupid raven, Nevermore.

If humans are supposed to be the smartest animal, then why do they kill each other?

I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.

Edited by - Markio on 8/14/2004 3:43:55 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 14, 2004, 05:50:08 PM
Because all other animals aren't smart enough to be sinners.

Why are there so many bad movies (i.e. Big Daddy, Swept Away, The Cat in the Hat)?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 14, 2004, 07:41:08 PM
Because there are so many bad people in the world to watch them.

Why shave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 14, 2004, 07:44:08 PM
For every good movie, there has to be a bad one. It has to be balanced. Like Neo and Smith.

Remember Bubsy?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB

Edited by - TEM on 8/14/2004 6:45:30 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 15, 2004, 08:08:32 PM
Heck ya. Bubsy 3D was one of the worst games ever made (well, not quite).

Will marioguy ever return to wreak havok?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 16, 2004, 07:15:13 PM
Hopefully not.


Where does this link go?



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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 19, 2004, 12:43:20 PM
Someplace on the Internet I guess.

If boos are ghosts how come Tubba Blubba in Paper Mario can eat them?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 19, 2004, 02:59:25 PM
Spanish pixies.

What the crud?

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JRC Quote 3: "AAK! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 19, 2004, 03:09:14 PM
It's not an M&M.  I can tell you that for sure.

Where does Toad hide his "FunGi" magazines?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 19, 2004, 09:17:20 PM
Somewhere.

When do Golfers take a break?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 19, 2004, 09:32:20 PM
Every time.

Why does this topic exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 19, 2004, 09:34:29 PM
Because it does.

What happens when Toadsworth shoves a piece of fried chicken up Princess Peach's nose?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 19, 2004, 11:19:08 PM
She uses him for his Toad's stool.

What is the opposite of cheating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 20, 2004, 10:33:10 AM
Playing fair, duh.

When do typewriters evolve into computers?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 20, 2004, 11:24:42 AM
At level twenty-five.

Who spells "question" Q-u-s-e-s-t-i-o-n, honestly?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 20, 2004, 11:32:33 AM
Stupid people.

How much chuck could a chuckwood wood, if a chuckwood could wood chuck?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 21, 2004, 02:21:50 PM
10 tonnes give or take 5kg

Who is heavier Bowser of Gormet Guy?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 21, 2004, 04:28:28 PM
Who is heavier Bowser of Gormet Guy?

heavier Bowser is a much heavier version of the real King Bowser, and he apparently comes from the town of Gormet Guy.



Do you know the Cupcake Man?



Romance is for the weak-minded.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 8/21/2004 3:31:35 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigi~lover on August 21, 2004, 05:39:39 PM
Why yes, he lives on Brury lane!

Can you taste the rainbow?

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 21, 2004, 06:23:01 PM
Nope, too much pollution.

How can we save the endangered species?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 21, 2004, 06:41:17 PM
By filling the ocean with Cambell's Soup.

What does 2+2 = ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 22, 2004, 12:02:29 PM
Tooty-two.

Can you feel the love tonight?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 22, 2004, 02:16:44 PM
Not really.

If King Boo is a ghost, how come he is classified as a heavyweight in MKDD?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2004, 02:39:42 PM
That's in ghost puonds.

Why do we all dress up in dark robes and run around the house while humming random songs periodicly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 22, 2004, 05:48:48 PM
Shhh! We're not supposed to ask that.

Sqrt reminded me of a question I have. How does King Boo drive if he has no feet?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 22, 2004, 05:58:20 PM
With a 1 Wood.

How many corncobs does it take to fill the Empire State Building with peanut butter?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 22, 2004, 06:29:15 PM
One, but it takes a really long time.

Who wants Lizard Dude's shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on August 22, 2004, 07:14:21 PM
I do! I haven't used my coin yet. This seems like a wise purchase.

Now, where can I get another coin?

"A person is a person, no matter how small."- Horton the Elephant
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2004, 07:24:30 PM
From the Post Office, silly.

How can I mail this letter to santa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 22, 2004, 07:24:30 PM
DoublePost-toasties

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 8/22/2004 6:27:54 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 29, 2004, 11:07:23 AM
Get Hedwig to do it.

Where's the beef?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 29, 2004, 01:57:12 PM
Still in the supermarket.

Why are Bowser's troops so incompetent?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on August 29, 2004, 02:04:14 PM
They're a bunch of wild animals randomly grabbed from the wilderness of the Mushroom World. Give them a break.

Will you give them a break?

.tneb ytilaeR dna dewols emiT
.tnew namggE eht no dna no tuB
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 31, 2004, 12:40:21 PM
Only if someone sends me a PAL version of Paper Mario 2.

Who ate all the pies?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 31, 2004, 10:39:49 PM
I gave them all to my brother for his birthday.

Where's the love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: lazermario on September 01, 2004, 02:07:19 PM
In the air tonight.

Why is Toad's vest blue?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 01, 2004, 03:44:54 PM
His vest was white but mario put his overalls in the washing machine with it, and so it was dyed blue.

Is Kamek still Chief Magikoopa or has he been sacked and replaced by Kammy Koopa?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 9/6/2004 11:21:24 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2004, 12:20:17 PM
He didn't get sacked-- he retired.

Who's that Pokemon?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on September 28, 2004, 06:39:01 PM
Either 13 or Deoxys!

What's wrong with me?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on September 28, 2004, 08:16:57 PM
Compulsive typing.

Why is does "Gwarek 2" scare me so?

Egg Power
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 29, 2004, 12:43:20 PM
Because you have Gwarek 2-aphobia.

Is this a question?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on September 29, 2004, 10:19:16 PM
This is an answer.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 07, 2004, 01:48:53 AM
Does anyone know where I can buy a pirahna plant?

I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on October 07, 2004, 10:45:45 AM
Piranha plants "R" us.

does everyone hate macintosh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 08, 2004, 12:54:37 PM
Uhhhh....... maybe.

Who stole the cookies in the cookie jar?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 08, 2004, 02:24:11 PM
Cookie Monster of course.

Do you want more, More, MORE?

Egg Power
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 08, 2004, 05:50:02 PM
No, I want LESS, Less, less.


Have you been DEMASKED?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 09, 2004, 06:11:25 AM
Not recently.

How can mario play tennis against baby mario in mario tennis if they are the same person?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2004, 09:42:21 AM
Through the hole in the space-time continum known as Yoshi's Island.


Where did all the hype go?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 11, 2004, 02:56:10 AM
The Nintendo DS is comin'!!!

Why would Mario sometimes wish to shave Luigi's moustache?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 11, 2004, 03:03:35 AM
Because it's there?

Why don't you register bob-omb.com?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 11, 2004, 06:57:21 AM
Because it would probably explode after 5 seconds.

Why are CPU Kirbys in SSBM so stupid?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/11/2004 6:00:16 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 11, 2004, 09:14:26 AM
Those Kirbys are hungry and out of focus...

What is Bowser's biggest passion?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 11, 2004, 08:48:06 PM
Princess Peach

Why does Cackletta have huge ears?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 11, 2004, 08:52:19 PM
Their better to see Mario with.

Why does Luigi wear green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 11, 2004, 09:52:35 PM
Cyan was already taken.

How can I sing like a girl and not be stigmatized by the rest of the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 12, 2004, 05:34:04 AM
Just go for it!!

What will happen when Daisy sees Luigi in a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 12, 2004, 09:34:14 PM
Daisy will return Luigi's overalls.


Mario -> Wario
Luigi -> Waluigi
Toad -> Watoad
Agon -> ?



Random Signature

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on October 13, 2004, 01:51:13 PM
Waagon.

What's a waagon?

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 14, 2004, 01:52:16 AM
A german wagon.

How come Mario has been wearing the same clothes since Super Mario Bros?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 14, 2004, 02:16:42 AM
The same reason we all do.

Which is cooler, egg or splashing?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 14, 2004, 06:01:01 AM
I'd say the egg, because it makes a bigger mess...

What would Mario do if he saw Bowser in a tutu whilst on a mission to rescue Luigi, who is also wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 15, 2004, 01:46:24 AM
Either pass out or throw up.

Will Waluigi ever get his own game?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 15, 2004, 05:27:51 AM
Not in this membrane, but maybe in the next.


Why did the goomba cross the street?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 15, 2004, 05:57:13 AM
He didn't want to be stompped by Mario, however, a car came and squashed him instead...

Why are the motives that lets Luigi and Bowser to wear tutus?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on October 15, 2004, 10:05:34 AM
It's laundry day.

How many shy-guys could fit inside a phone booth, provided you could find a phone booth in this day and age?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 15, 2004, 01:58:46 PM
42.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a coconut?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 15, 2004, 04:47:57 PM
 Super Monkey Ball.

   Why is Mario's voice performed in a rather high pitch?

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 15, 2004, 07:39:23 PM
Because his tight overalls constrict his chest.

Why does Bowser change shape and color during his transition from SMB to SMB3?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 16, 2004, 02:22:57 PM
One of the Koopa Kids put dye in his shower head.

Will anyone ever point out that the last line in Hope(N Forever)'s signature is grammatically incorrect?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 16, 2004, 02:36:01 PM
Laughs and points.  Laughs and points.

What happened on Oct. 16th?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 18, 2004, 07:13:13 AM
Something weird and freaky!

If a mushroom citizen had a bowl of mushroom soup for lunch, is that considered cannibalism?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 18, 2004, 08:53:42 PM
 No, regular mushrooms are nonsentient (I hope), and therefore are "food," not beings. Mario eats mushrooms almost constantly, doesn't he?

  Why do most "Toads" look alike?

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 19, 2004, 05:52:28 AM
They all originated from the same "Mother 'Shroom"!!

If Luigi had to wear a tutu, why didn't he took some ballet lessons?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 19, 2004, 06:35:31 AM
They are too expensive.

What do you plant to produce seedless watermelons?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 19, 2004, 09:54:23 AM
A watermelonless seed...

Why would Bowser want to kidnap the princess while wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 19, 2004, 04:43:00 PM
  'Cause tutus seem to be "in" lately. Weird.

What would happen if Mario began to eat Chinese food all the time?

 -Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 20, 2004, 10:04:23 AM
He might get 'Bean Fever' again.

Why did Luigi go to bed wearing a tutu?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 20, 2004, 07:01:15 PM
ENOUGH WITH THE TUTUS!!! You're putting bad images in my head.

Why is the beetle thing in the Sonic stage "Egg Quarters" invincible?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2004, 01:39:17 AM
Because the game designers were feeling mean.

Are all Hammer Bros. related to one another?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 21, 2004, 01:56:51 AM
No, they just look like each other...

Just one more 'tutu' question:
Can you believe that Luigi and Bowser would do some performance on stage while wearing their tutus?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2004, 02:19:57 PM
No.

How come in SMB3 and SMW, Dry Bones are unaffected by fire, when in Paper Mario, they are weak against any fire-based move?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on October 21, 2004, 04:12:06 PM
No one gave them the memo that they were supposed to be vulnerable to it until Paper Mario.

Shouldn't this topic have stopped way before 600 posts?

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi

Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 10/21/2004 3:12:56 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2004, 05:25:22 PM
Nonsense, this thread's much more fun than the word association.

   What do "fuzzies" look like without their long hair?


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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who's with me?"
- Ian "Suffix"

Edited by - Suffix on 10/21/2004 4:36:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 22, 2004, 02:58:13 AM
A pink hairless ball.

Are Thwomps alive?



Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on October 22, 2004, 03:19:29 PM
Well, are penutbutter and jelly sand witches alive?????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 22, 2004, 04:38:35 PM
Huh? Sand witches and penuts? Answer with a statement, not a rhetorical question, please. My answer...

 Sure, after all, they can talk (their interior workings have yet to be discovered, though).

   What would happen... If Mario stepped on Kirby accidentally?



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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on October 22, 2004, 05:18:25 PM
It already has happened, that's how Super Smash Brothers got started.
Why is one the loneliest number?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 25, 2004, 01:34:49 AM
'Cause it's all al-one...



Would like to play a game called Super Mario 128?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 25, 2004, 01:39:41 AM
Yes please.

How do Goomba's surive without hands?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 10/27/2004 7:21:56 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 25, 2004, 04:22:31 PM
They have hands, they're just invisible.

Is that just sick?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 27, 2004, 08:19:04 AM
I guess it is.

Why does mario have brown hair but a black mustache?


Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SpaycePierett on October 27, 2004, 08:49:47 AM
He's wearing a wig, duh.

Why Waluigi? Why?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on October 27, 2004, 09:08:26 AM
Because he's Wario's brothah, baby!!

What would happen if Luigi went to the castle, and he forgot his overalls at home?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 27, 2004, 03:44:50 PM
Mario would laugh and laugh, and laugh until he was foaming at the mouth.

How does shoving a piece of fried chicken up your nose revive you from death?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 29, 2004, 03:10:28 PM
The smell of chicken revives the dead.

Wherz mah chokletz?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 29, 2004, 04:37:30 PM
 I melted it all to mix in my milk.

  Why do chocolate and dairy products go so well together?

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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on October 29, 2004, 05:45:04 PM
It is one of those holy, unspoken unions.

Oop!


Is Earth really full of things?



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 01, 2004, 07:51:20 AM
Yeah.

How come it never rains in the mushroom kingdom?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 01, 2004, 12:05:51 PM
It does, but you might not be playing during those rainy days...

What is the worst thing Iggy would to do to Lemmy?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 11/2/2004 8:17:02 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 01, 2004, 06:06:48 PM
Stick da wand up his butt. (oops, did I say that?)

What the HECK is that?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 01, 2004, 06:27:03 PM
 That's my cat!

   Why are Yoshis' heads so enormous? (They don't seem that smart to me!)

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"Chocolate milk as a world-wide delicacy! Who agrees? Anyone?"
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 01, 2004, 06:42:13 PM
Foot size has nothing to do with intelligence.

What would John Kerry look like if he had a beard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 02, 2004, 02:42:39 AM
An Osama Bin Laden reject.

Do they serve alcohol in the mushroom kingdom?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Web on November 02, 2004, 04:20:42 AM
A: No, becuase it's rated E, for everyone.

Q: Does Mario like mushrooms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 02, 2004, 06:08:50 AM
Duh!

Why do most people when playing monopoly always land on Trafalgar Square?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 02, 2004, 10:27:55 AM
That's the fate of Monopoly players...

How many times does Luigi have to jump to reach the 'highest block in the Mushroom Kingdom!?'

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 02, 2004, 09:27:46 PM
That's a number question.  Ask "Sqrt2".

How do you say qusestion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 03, 2004, 02:56:18 AM
With difficulty.

How come Bowser can breathe fire underwater in PM:TTYD?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 03, 2004, 06:55:27 AM
His fire is tooo hot! Furthermore, he blows out much more than he could swallow...

If Bowser is one giant turtle, how come he got those yellow horns?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 03, 2004, 04:33:06 PM
He's part dragon.

Why does Mario shrink when he enters a vase and turns miniature?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 04, 2004, 02:33:31 AM
There is a mini washing machine in the vase.

How come in the DKC series DK has no teeth, but he does in SSBM?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 04, 2004, 02:55:14 AM
Because RareWare are stupid...

Why did Mario and Luigi wanted to go to a chinese restaurant?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 04, 2004, 07:08:32 AM
I don't know, "wanting" to do something in the present tense seems odd to me.

Why does Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like regular Dr. Pepper?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 05, 2004, 08:24:34 PM
Because it doesn't.

What's this in my ceramics?

The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 06, 2004, 04:27:46 PM
A Grecian Urn.

Do fish ever get thirsty?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 08, 2004, 03:28:16 AM
Impossible! Especially when they eat their food, and it is always soaked!

What would happen if Mario jumped into a moat full of crazed, blood-thirsty Cheep Cheep?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 08, 2004, 07:20:42 AM
Lunch Time!

How do they make non-stick coatings stick to pans?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 08, 2004, 05:50:37 PM
 Only when the coating drys from application does it become "non-stick."

    Why do some superheroes wear capes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on November 08, 2004, 09:26:27 PM
Ooh!  I know this one!
It's 'cause comic book artists don't know how to draw backs.

In genereal, do you respond to this thread
A. because you have a witty answer,
B. because you have an amusing question, or
C. because you've nothing better to do?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 09, 2004, 07:02:10 AM
D. All of the above.

What do you say if Peach were to jump into the moat and then she comes out because she wanted to bake a cake?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 10, 2004, 02:31:40 AM
Nothing, as I'd probably be speechless

Trick or Treat?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 10, 2004, 05:32:39 AM
It's a bit too late for either...

Why would you do if Toad dares you to jump into the dirty moat - filled with brown slime, rubbish, Fishbone, and dry leaves?


I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 10, 2004, 07:55:00 AM
I would just laugh at him and throw him in.  Look my first post here!

What if Bowser threatened to kill you if you didn't jump in the moat?

COUNTDOWN TO DS: 011 DAY(S) REMAINING!!

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigi #98 on November 10, 2004, 11:17:44 AM
 Why can't Yoshi be a winged cyclops?

When Luigi came over cheep cheeps were getting fried, as Mario fell off a cliff and then Yoshi died.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 10, 2004, 03:39:26 PM
Because that would make him look more funny than cute.  I mean think about it... a dinosaur with a big mouth, a big nose, and one big eyeball?  While I personally would laugh until tears came out I'm sure it would scare a lot of children. (bwahahaha!)

Oh, hi Luigi #1.  Now I see why you sent me that email. :)

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:39:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 11, 2004, 07:30:30 AM
In answer to last but one question: Run away

If holes are empty spaces, how do you fill someone full of holes?

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/11/2004 5:32:52 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 11, 2004, 08:07:29 AM
Feed him Spongebob extract.

Why are nuns so easy to impress?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: boomstix on November 11, 2004, 08:40:36 AM
Because they tip well.

Who was the first person to say "I'm going to take this chicken and eat whatever comes out of its butt?"

"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming

Edited by - boomstix on 11/11/2004 6:43:04 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 11, 2004, 10:35:33 AM
A crazed vegatarian, perhaps.

   Why on earth are Goombas brown?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 11, 2004, 11:04:18 AM
To make them look like very bad 'shrooms, plus it's good camouflage...

Why does Mario want to kick Bowser's butt, even if he didn't kidnap the princess?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on November 11, 2004, 02:43:30 PM
Read The Prophecy and find out.  Oh, you said if he DIDN'T kidnap her?  Uh... because Mario likes to kick butts.  He likes the way his leather shoe forcefully smacks against someone's rump and knocks them over.

Why is a mouse when it runs? (that's actually a real question from some book I read)

On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen.  Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more.  Prepare to severely wet yourself.

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/11/2004 12:45:46 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 11, 2004, 10:36:14 PM
"Yes. Time travel is possible...." (That's an answer from a book I read.)

"Pretty deep stuff for the New York night crowd, don't you think?"  (A question from the same book.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 12, 2004, 06:37:24 AM
A rat.

Does anyone know which country will Bush declare war on next?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 12, 2004, 08:04:29 AM
California.

Why is Kung Fu so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 12, 2004, 08:48:36 PM
It's not a animate being, it has no intelligence to speak of.

What does have intelligence to speak of?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 12, 2004, 09:38:59 PM
Lizard Dude.  He would never end a sentence with "of".

Why should the second addition come first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SuperSonic_Yoshi on November 14, 2004, 12:49:29 PM
24!

Why do most Mario fans hate Sonic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 14, 2004, 06:10:56 PM
Only on days of the week that end in "y".

Where's the seventh side of this dice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 14, 2004, 06:46:07 PM
On the main side.

Why does WTMK continuously play Wario GB music?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 14, 2004, 07:16:27 PM
It is possesed with Stanley's ghost.

When does MEGAߥTE say something MEGAHERTZ?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 15, 2004, 07:27:03 AM
When he's talking through a MEGAPHONE!

Are friends electric?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 17, 2004, 03:00:11 AM
Only when they are 'wired'...

When would Mario say those long awaited words to Peach? Y'know, the part about... um... affection.

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 17, 2004, 04:02:16 PM
The exact nature of their relationship is not completely clear, friends, more than friends, friends with the occassional kiss on the cheek in exchange for a rescuing. We don't know when Mario/Peach will say that or if he/she even wants to.

How you doin'?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 17, 2004, 04:41:32 PM
Fine, thank you. (To be honest, I say this everytime someone asks me this. It's like a reflex.)

Butts twelve by pies?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 17, 2004, 07:50:30 PM
Can you repeat the question?

False?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 18, 2004, 07:35:33 AM
#Ignores previous post#

err..yeah whatever.

Why do Piantas have big noses?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/18/2004 5:37:43 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 18, 2004, 09:50:53 AM
Because everything is their business.

Considering the next post will be #666, will there be an evil answer to this question?

Romance is for the weak-minded.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 11/18/2004 7:53:58 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 18, 2004, 01:39:17 PM
Of course, dearest...
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Why would Luigi want to throw himself into a warp-pipe which leads directly to Daisy's bedroom?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 18, 2004, 04:39:01 PM
He likes to put on dresses when no one is around.

Why couldn't I think of a better stupid question?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 19, 2004, 02:56:46 AM
Because you are feeling very tired.

Do tu-tu's make four?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 19, 2004, 08:23:55 PM
No, tu-tu's make dumb questions. And answers. And so on...

 
Why do Goombas have no arms?

 
(Hmm... another question about Goombas. Well, they are pretty strange...)

Edited by - Suffix on 11/19/2004 6:32:50 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 19, 2004, 08:42:23 PM
Goombas have arms.  They walk on them.  It's feet that they don't have.


Why do Goombas walk around that same spot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 20, 2004, 09:25:27 PM
Because they are afraid of new places.
Why does Britney Spears suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 22, 2004, 02:38:21 AM
Because she does.

When Captain Falcon is playing in a melee match on Big Blue or Mute City, who is driving his F-Zero Machine around the track?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 22, 2004, 07:53:22 AM
Fox.  When Falco and Fox are playing I fly it.

How are Link and Mario's related?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 22, 2004, 07:54:58 AM
Sorry, my log cabin isn't working right.

Edited by - Luigison on 11/22/2004 6:07:52 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sharpen on November 22, 2004, 02:17:51 PM
Since they're put together in one game..

"Can you get high of mushroom kingdom's toads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SuperSonic_Yoshi on November 22, 2004, 02:30:18 PM
Probibly.  How else could he not be angry in SMB after he rescued 7 toads and not one was giving his a clue where Peach was?

If Jane has 2 apples and Jim has 3 apples, why don't they just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 22, 2004, 04:35:36 PM
Cuz they don't have teeth.
Mom, where's my super suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DKbbmario on November 22, 2004, 08:02:41 PM
Does Mario marry peach or does he marry
Toad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 23, 2004, 03:34:51 PM
Your super suit is now in my possesion *Insert evil laugh here*

Oh and he marries neither.

Did you or did you not destroy one Puff Puff machine?


Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DKbbmario on November 24, 2004, 05:17:14 PM
Why does peach act like shes marryed with mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 25, 2004, 02:44:44 AM
Aren't you supposed to answer the previous question before asking a new one?
(And yes, I am aware of the fact that the previous question to the one above hasn't been answered already)

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: n/a on November 25, 2004, 11:56:31 AM
The process is quite simple: Answer previous question, post new question. That's about it.



No, I didn't, and no, she doesn't.



What color am I?

Edited by - n/a on 11/25/2004 9:56:55 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 25, 2004, 04:26:45 PM
You are text that feflects cyan and green light from the spectrum, that bounces from the screen to my retinas.  Or, you're turquoise.  Or teal.  Or aqua.  It depends.

Shiggity shiggity schwa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Red Paratroopa on November 25, 2004, 05:22:31 PM
For the last time, I'm not interested!

Did you feel that?

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on November 25, 2004, 11:37:47 PM
a: lightbulbs. arrgh.
q: who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway?

"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 26, 2004, 02:40:57 AM
Al Gore, Homer Simpson, they're pleased to see you.

Is FLUDD alive?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/26/2004 4:41:26 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 26, 2004, 12:21:29 PM
No, FLUDD's got a extremely compact AI and power source. I really don't know where, or how, though...

How do certain "Chargin' Chucks" split into three?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on November 26, 2004, 07:33:11 PM
They don't, you just see the one in front the the 2 behind jump out.

What would be the onomatopoeia be for the sound of sound breaking the light speed barrier, on Tuesday?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on November 27, 2004, 08:11:39 PM
a: TAPIOCA!
q: ducky go down de hole? :-P

"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 27, 2004, 11:30:49 PM
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 27, 2004, 11:30:50 PM
WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 27, 2004, 11:34:50 PM
Yes.

Why did the snowman cross the Atlantic in a canoe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 28, 2004, 01:35:17 AM
to get to the other side.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 28, 2004, 01:35:40 AM
to get to the other side.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Judd77 on November 28, 2004, 01:36:04 AM
to get to the other side.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on November 28, 2004, 10:24:33 AM
To beat up the fool asking why he crossed the ocean when it was none of your beeswax.

Why did Bob say he had pie when he really didn't?

Edited by - The Almighty Voice on 11/28/2004 8:26:45 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 28, 2004, 10:53:10 AM
He did want to get hit so was acting like his pet monkey George.

Who died and made you Almighty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 29, 2004, 07:25:34 AM
George Bush's intelligent half.

Are we there yet?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on November 29, 2004, 09:14:37 AM
Nope!

Why did Luigi trip when he entered Lemmy's castle?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 29, 2004, 10:11:07 PM
That mean ol' Magikoopa! He aimed that low on purpose!

Why is cocoa occasionally processed with alkali?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 30, 2004, 02:42:38 AM
It costs less.

How come the monkeys in Super Monkey Ball don't die of asphyxiation?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on November 30, 2004, 06:53:00 PM
a: lemons.
(i can't believe no one's asked this question yet!)
q: whose line is it anyway? O.o

"Interesting question: Who let the dogs out, who let the cats in, & why are the gorillas still standing in the doorway? A: Well, let''s just say there were too many coconuts!" O.o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 30, 2004, 07:05:56 PM
A) Luigi Time.

Q) Why did Bob get in the freezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 01, 2004, 02:35:28 AM
Because he was too cold.

Why is it called the world series when the teams competing are all from the US?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 01, 2004, 02:48:37 AM
The United States alone has lots of people from many different origins of external cultures...

Why did Mario hide Peach's cake?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 01, 2004, 10:52:53 PM
So he would have an excuse to stay longer as she baked another one... Perhaps. If he was more like Wario, it would be to eat the whole cake later, so that he could eat part of the second cake and the whole first one as well. That was way too long...

So, how is FLUDD powered, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 01, 2004, 11:57:02 PM
You're not gonna believe it, but it's hydro-powered.  All the water that it sprays turns little internal turbines.

What's Il Piantissimo's deal, anyway?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 02, 2004, 02:34:56 AM
He has a massive superiority complex.

If there's something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 02, 2004, 03:02:51 AM
The 'Friendly Neighbourhood Strangie'...

What would happen if Mario was fixing a royal sink, Yoshi was harvesting berries, and Luigi went on an adventure all alone?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Cmarbagoi on December 02, 2004, 03:06:39 PM
Miyamoto was bribed by the President of Sony to make really sucky games.

Why is the DS so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 02, 2004, 10:08:18 PM
The way it feels in your hands... How you can draw, chat, and play... How you can use two screens for on-demand info... And it's pretty N64+ graphics.



With that being said, has anyone actually used PictoChat with another living person? (I just draw story boards and stuff in PictoChat, question bolded for your viewing pleasure)


EDIT [12/3] I came close to using multiplayer in my DS today. At my swim meet, I saw two different people using DS's. Unfortuneatly, I was doomed to playing on my graphing calculator from home work. I drew a nice Boo on it. Blah, blah, blah.

Edited by - Suffix on 12/4/2004 4:15:17 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 07, 2004, 02:50:43 AM
Seeing as the DS isn't out in Europe, I'd say no.

Why does wario have a big nose?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 07, 2004, 06:05:13 AM
Because he's Mario's evil twin...



Why does Peach wanna go there?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 08, 2004, 05:31:22 AM
She wants to get kidnapped so that mario will have to save her again.

Why is peach so dumb in SMS?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 08, 2004, 08:15:27 PM
I'll bet she was scared and disappointed.

Do you think that all groups of Boos have a leader?

"Chocolate milk is the best thing to ever happen to the dairy industry."
- Ian "Suffix"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 08, 2004, 08:22:47 PM
I think not, I don't know about you though.

How is it that the Angle Bisector Theorm works every time?

Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 08, 2004, 08:47:23 PM
From the Animal Crossing road sign rule.

Why do people with Polish names make great websites like TMK?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 08, 2004, 11:43:54 PM
Scientists have recently determined that their DNA is constructed of hasadenine (H), truanine (T), mythine (M), and lytosine (L)... Get it? HTML runs in their veins!


Yes, I believe that all Boos have a leader, whether it be of the land, area, or building.


Speaking of Boos, do all Boos have large canines, but small front teeth? (As seen in M&L:SS)

Edited by - Suffix on 12/8/2004 9:45:08 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 09, 2004, 12:21:38 AM
No!  In fact, I have a picture here of a Boo with unusually LARGE front teeth:

It's obvious why you don't see many of these guys around.


As long as we're talking about them:

Are Boos the spirits of dead creatures, or are they some weird, supernatural race of their own?



Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 12/8/2004 10:22:50 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 09, 2004, 02:55:40 AM
Most likely the second one.

Why can't Boos escape the Poltergust 3000 once they have been caught, as they are ghosts?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 09, 2004, 09:16:01 PM
I'll bet that they can't escape from the Poltergust 3000 because of some sort of special lining inside. This would explain why E. Gadd hasn't been attacked: custom insulation of his house. Nice picture, Fifth!

We're on a Boo rampage! So, was King Boo elected becuase of his unnatural features (deep voice, long, blue tongue), or did he develop them because he became King?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 10, 2004, 08:08:31 PM
Thanks!
Anyway, one isn't exactly ELECTED king.  Not usually, at least.
I think King Boo got his title upon his acquisition of a crown that didn't fall off his head when he phased through walls.

Let's see if I can keep this boo-ball rolling...
How come the Delfino Yoshis can eat boos in Mario Sunshine, but Yoshi can't eat 'em in Mario 64 DS?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 10, 2004, 10:44:10 PM
Exotic ghosts taste better.

I'm thinking of a number between ? and {. What is it?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 10, 2004, 11:04:14 PM
Aw, man! I knew the real reason! The sleeping Boos, being blissfully unaware of danger, turn into a complete solid. While being solid, Yoshi can get a grip on them, and BURP! They're dissolving in the Yoshi's digestive tract. To further prove this, if you see a blushing Boo, you can walk right through him/her/whatever in SM64[DS].

Now, the answer to the next question is X(.

Now a very "Boo"ring question... Do you think Boos can phase individual parts of themselves, or do they have to do it all at once? I can't remember any evidence to prove either one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 13, 2004, 03:34:06 AM
I'd vote for the latter.

Why aren't the boos in Gusty Gulch white?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 13, 2004, 12:55:34 PM
As long as the gulch is dirty, so the Boos stay brown. (By the way, Lady Bow herself isn't white either, but rather pale green...)

Why did Luigi bounce on the royal table?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Edited by - Hope(N Forever) on 12/13/2004 11:01:40 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 14, 2004, 05:26:19 AM
Because mario is bouncing on his bed.

Do all magikoopas suffer from short/long sightedness?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/14/2004 3:26:38 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 14, 2004, 04:00:20 PM
As long as they keep on wearing glasses, it seems so the case...

Why did Yoshi jump on the pretty flower?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on December 14, 2004, 04:12:01 PM
Actually, that's a long story.  You see, this particular female Yoshi had been friends with a polite shyguy named Shiloh.  Shiloh and Yoshi had been inseparable, until Shiloh heard a rumor that Yoshi had a crush on him.  This made Shiloh uncomfortable until he finally said to Yoshi, "I'm sorry, but we just can't be friends anymore, Yoshi."  This made Yoshi very upset, and she was angered by Shiloh's sudden rejection of their friendship.  However, instead of crushing the flowers in Shiloh's garden, Yoshi searched for the answer to why Shiloh didn't want to be friends with her anymore.  She soon found out that there had been a spreading rumor that she had a crush on Shiloh, which was not true.  She confronted Shiloh and told him about the rumor that was'nt true and that she wanted to be merely his friend.  Shiloh accepted their reconstructed friendship, and when Yoshi excitedly told her mother about it, Yoshi's mother said, "The flower of gossip, while seems pretty, is a deceiving monster, and should be taken care of with a foot's underside."  Yoshi thought her mother's choice of words were peculiar, but they rang through nevertheless.  So Yoshi never spread rumors or believed things from secondary sources.  So "Yoshi stepping on a pretty flower" is really a symbol of Yoshi's disdain for rumors.

So, What's in YOUR wallet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on December 14, 2004, 06:06:05 PM



What's in YOUR soup?



Time slowed and Reality bent.

But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TEM on 12/14/2004 4:07:02 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2004, 07:48:14 PM
Actually, this is what my soup is in. Bad Pippin!




What soup would Toad eat?

Edited by - Suffix on 12/14/2004 5:50:20 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 15, 2004, 04:34:03 AM
Vegetable soup!
What? You think the Toads always have mushroom as their diet!? Let them have some variety in their innocent, boring lives...

Why did Bowser give Lemmy a great kick in the rear?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 16, 2004, 07:56:34 PM
Because Lemmy had used a Magic Wand to turn Bowser into a Puntin' Chuck.

Why does eating one cake make Wario so fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lord Yoshi on December 16, 2004, 08:50:09 PM
Because hes alergic to cakes :)

Why does Yoshi have a stomach the size of texas?

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I am the Yoshi lord. NO ONE CAN STOP MEE!!!!!*bricked*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 17, 2004, 12:07:44 AM
It wouldn't make sense for it to be the size of a marble, now is it?

Why are the Hammer Bros. such annoying characters?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on December 17, 2004, 12:53:04 AM
Because you always wanted to use their hammers, and not the wimpy one given to you in Super Mario RPG, but the real big hammer deal. Because you never got it, you got annoyed at them. Either that or they're dumber than a bag of hammers.

Why does the Mushroom Kingdom not have any actual, you know, mushrooms in it?

Why I continue to try to save the world, I shall never know.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lord Yoshi on December 17, 2004, 03:10:44 PM
There is mushrooms(Toads). You just dont pay attention.

Would Toad be afraid of Bowser making him and his Mushroom friends into Cream of Mushroom soup?

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I am the Yoshi lord. NO ONE CAN STOP MEE!!!!!*bricked*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 17, 2004, 11:01:14 PM
Because they'd be dead, I bet.

While drawing Boos today, I came up with an interesting question... Do the Boos' eyeindentations (similar to eyebrows) always point down (with the exception of the occasional blush)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chain Chomp on December 18, 2004, 12:28:02 AM
I dont know!

who is mario's brother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 20, 2004, 08:48:13 AM
Uh... Duh... I dunno! *guffaws stupidly*

What is Bowser's favorite kind of pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 20, 2004, 01:52:38 PM
Apple.

How is it in MK:DD that waluigi during his victory celebraion can jump up and down and yet still remain in the kart?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 20, 2004, 02:06:59 PM
How is it in MK:DD that waluigi during his victory celebraion can jump up and down and yet still remain in the kart? He is going the same speed as the kart.  An object in motion stays in motion.

At least half a dolphins brain is awake at all times.  Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 20, 2004, 03:57:37 PM
It's pretty obvious actually. You see, err... Do you need a nonsensical, humorous answer? Too bad. A dolphin's brain is half awake to stay for danger. The sea happens to be a dangerous place.


How long would it take for those Mongol hordes to become bored of hoarding?

Edited by - Suffix on 12/20/2004 1:58:21 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 20, 2004, 04:05:10 PM
A lifetime.

(Dolphins also need to swim up for air every two minutes.)

How many hours a day do chimps sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 21, 2004, 02:55:50 PM
9.

Why is the sky purple over looking peach's castle in MK64?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 21, 2004, 03:12:00 PM
An answer could be a string of zero and ones, but I am not in what order or how many so I'll just use your previous answer.  9

(Chimps don't sleep 9 hours a day.  They sleep 10 hours a night.)

Why is the water green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 22, 2004, 04:59:49 PM
Food Colouring.

Do insomniacs dream?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on December 23, 2004, 09:29:42 AM
If you don't get enough sleep you will start to dream while you are still awake(i.e. go crazy). You can not stay sane with 24/7 reality.

Is what I said actually true, or is it a stupid answer?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 23, 2004, 09:38:13 AM
True and False.

When did I become?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bushater49 on December 23, 2004, 11:52:06 AM
Big Brother is watching you.

Why do the clouds have eyes?

'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'

Edited by - bushater49 on 12/23/2004 9:53:12 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bushater49 on December 23, 2004, 11:52:06 AM
Big Brother is watching you.

Why do the clouds have eyes?

'The cheese always grows north of the fence post'
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 23, 2004, 07:50:16 PM
Because they would look kinda strange with just mouths.

Why is it that the big machine thing in Wart's chamber makes vegetables, even though Wart doesn't like vegetables?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 23, 2004, 08:01:11 PM
The machine, which poisons dreams, has very strange exhaust. So strange, in fact, that it grows vegetables in the pipes, and then shoots them outward.

What are ports?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on December 24, 2004, 01:15:51 PM
Places where ships go to land.

Why do red Koopas and Shyguys walk blindly off cliffs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 24, 2004, 01:20:06 PM
Remember the red-coats from Star Trek? Well, they are the unfortunate creature's role-models. I wonder how they get that channel...?

There are so many definitions for "port." What are three uses for infrared light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 24, 2004, 02:38:54 PM
IR Spectroscopy, detecting heat sources and something that escapes me at this present moment.

Has mario ever been to Italy?

Merry Christmas to everyone at the Fungi Forums.


Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 12/24/2004 12:41:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 24, 2004, 04:57:34 PM
Yes, he visits there every year undercover as that fat guy you see sitting next to you on the airplane.

Who finds it incredibly odd the characters in the "B.C." comic strip celebrate Christmas?

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on December 24, 2004, 11:17:45 PM
Only if you want to.

Whence do we come?

“Without you, today’s emotions would be the scurf of yesterday’s.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2004, 07:57:11 PM
Uhhhh...... Wha? (yes, it is me! GiftedGirl! I am BACK and you can blame Paper Mario 2 for my dissappearance..... Too much of a good thing is bad.....)

What jerk came up with the saying "Business before Pleasure"?

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Quips & Quotes: "Bleah! No wonder! Tastes like there''s cat in it!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on December 29, 2004, 08:30:56 PM
I believe it was Jeffery Jerk The Second.

What is the definition of the base word of spiffing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on December 30, 2004, 07:26:21 PM
a: ducky go down the hole.
q:...O.o...why did ducky go down the hole?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 30, 2004, 07:54:07 PM
'Cause Plucky flushed 'im.  I thought everybody knew that.

Honestly:  Who didn't know that?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 31, 2004, 04:46:59 PM
Me!

How come Samus Aran loses her power-ups in every Metroid game?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on December 31, 2004, 07:39:13 PM
The bounties she gets only last so long.  During times of peace, there isn't a lot of work for a bounty hunter.
Hence, she has to sell most of her powerups to live.  Whatever she's got left often ends up getting stolen... or broken... or something.

Except for th energy tanks.  She keeps those, but the strength of the enemies keeps incresing exponentially, so instead of having a thousand energy tanks which you lose twenty-to-a-hit, they just scale 'em down each time.

So, why does Samus find it necessary to blow up every place she visits?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 02, 2005, 12:06:53 AM
Standard procedure. She doesn't want the people she was hunting to know she was there looking for them.

Why don't Samus and Mega Man ever meet up and compare their similarities, not the least of which losing all the powers they acquired in a given game?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 02, 2005, 04:10:34 PM
Samus is too busy and megaman is currenly underneath a huge pile of junk, rusting away.

How come Phazon is deadly to samus but not to Space Pirates?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/2/2005 2:12:52 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 03, 2005, 04:24:31 PM
Space Pirates got gas masks. ;P

Must we make a long string of Samus related questions?

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on January 03, 2005, 05:35:25 PM
Why not?  We made a long string of boo-related questions a while back.

Are Metroids cute?
I mean, they're little floating jellyfish-like parasites with fangs that latch onto you and suck out your life, but really...  Can they be percieved as "cute?"

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on January 03, 2005, 06:06:29 PM
a: i dunno...but alf is cute. especially as a baby. my lil' alfie is so darn cute.
q: who let the dogs out?...O.o...

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 03, 2005, 08:27:41 PM
Heh--The security guard.


Do you think Boos exist to scare people, or it's just their favorite pastime?

Quote King Boo of SM64DS: "I just love the look of  on your face! In fact, I live for it! Eee hee hee! See you soon!"

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 06, 2005, 01:15:31 PM
Both.

What do you get the Boo who has everything?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2005, 03:59:00 PM
A girlfriend. (as in Bow ;P)

What is this?

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 1/6/2005 2:02:31 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 06, 2005, 11:23:58 PM
Organic Doritos?

WHY ARE YOU PLAYING IN THE SNOW WITH NO SHOES ON?!

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 07, 2005, 07:10:55 PM
Frosty the snowman has nicked them.

Which is better for you: Butter or Margarine?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on January 07, 2005, 08:43:14 PM
a: uhh...jello. O.o
q: where does the man on the moon live?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 08, 2005, 07:30:41 PM
In Rochdale.

Where am I?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NNY273000 on January 08, 2005, 11:06:27 PM
A:Your in "strangeworld" a world made by the creative yet destructive minds of homeless "taters & cheese in a biscuit" addicts who reside in a tiny box that can fit 27 bags of snausage
Q:Why snausages?


~~~
Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 10, 2005, 02:20:04 PM
Cuz doggies like em. ;)

Who are you?

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NNY273000 on January 10, 2005, 04:02:15 PM
A:I'm the homeless guy who enjoys snausages (wait,were you serious?)
Q:Why does Mario not wipe himself???



~~~
Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King


Edited by - nny273000 on 1/10/2005 2:04:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 11, 2005, 02:19:13 PM
He does  but only when he is off camera.

Does Mr Hoggie know that hot dogs are made from pigs not dogs?

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Paper Mario on January 12, 2005, 06:08:25 PM
That's why he has no family. DX

Why does Prince Mush look so young?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 12, 2005, 06:21:56 PM
Because he was born that way.

Why does Bowser have that weird hairdo?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NNY273000 on January 12, 2005, 08:25:33 PM
A:
(Bowser steps in)
Bowser: WHAT?! That was in style back then!!!

Q: Why does Peach have a desire for mustachiod Italians who's careers involving haveing to be up to their elbows in pipes that transport excreted substances (eww) and other yucky junk

~~~
Working out for an hour and a half makes you get bigger muscles. Writing for an hour and a half makes you a better writer
~Stephen King
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 12, 2005, 09:01:14 PM
why does'nt paper mario get ripped into shreads when he is hurt? lolz
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 13, 2005, 04:18:58 PM
A: He is held up by sheet metal.
Q: What would happen if Goombario/Goombella could charge up their tattle abiity?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 13, 2005, 07:57:59 PM
A: it would show all it's attack abilities.

Q: why does koops have a bandaid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 13, 2005, 08:13:36 PM
His previous attempts to be "tough" have been less than successful.

Where are Paratroopas' wings connected to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 13, 2005, 09:11:16 PM
A: thair armpits

Q: why do wigglers have flowers on thair heads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 13, 2005, 10:17:38 PM
A: They are mental florists...
Q: Why are Bandits' (From Super Mario World 2) Head and feet apart from their bodies? (look closely to see what I mean)

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on January 13, 2005, 10:22:19 PM
They have no legs.  Very few characters do in that game.  Yoshi included.

So... what characters DO have legs?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 15, 2005, 01:56:41 AM
A: chargin' chuck and peach (maybe)

Q: why is mario so famous (besides saving the world)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 15, 2005, 11:04:38 AM
A: Because he is the worlds best alternative for drain-o (Because he can ACTUALLY get the dirt out MANUALLY)

Q: Why does Mario have brown hair, but a black mustache?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 15, 2005, 03:09:40 PM
A. Hair spray.
Q. Why dosen't Mario's shoes ever were out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 15, 2005, 05:36:00 PM
They are made of yoshi hide.

What is Sir Grodus's favourite pastime (besides trying to conquer the world)?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/15/2005 3:37:06 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 15, 2005, 06:23:59 PM
A: Computer graphics

Q: Why di Wario make only a few recordings of himself and his employees' voice instead of talking in his own business? (Wah! Okay! Grr!)

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/15/2005 4:25:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 15, 2005, 06:56:58 PM
Easy! Wario's too lazy to devote that much effort. Note the fact that he has microgames, and not minigames.

Q:  Why do my cats stubbornly believe that any small, inanimate objects are a threat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 15, 2005, 07:29:54 PM
becuse the object is a small mario hammer.

Q: why do the 3 doctor mario viruses spin in a magnefying glass?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 16, 2005, 07:46:00 PM
A: Because it's fun, fun, fun!

Q: Why did mouser shrink in exceptional size? (Super Mario Bros. 2 to Paper Mario)

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 17, 2005, 02:52:03 PM
His cousin accidently shoved him into his washing machine.

How come peach is computer literate?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on January 17, 2005, 03:11:00 PM
She is now trying to evolve her political relations via the internet so too make the bonding between her and the different kingdoms a lot stronger...

What would it be like if every Toad had his or her own PC as well as internet connection?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 18, 2005, 06:17:48 PM
They would have the TMK N instead of TMK FF.

Why can Rawk Hawk hert his hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 18, 2005, 11:19:36 PM
A: He kept his style until it grew into his head.

Q: Why doesn't Boy/girl From Animal Crossing have any fingers?

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/18/2005 9:20:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 20, 2005, 07:12:49 AM
That's what will happen if you try to cut vegetables up with an axe.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 1/20/2005 5:14:47 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 20, 2005, 02:43:35 PM
A.4


Q.Why don't Mario and Luigi ever get older?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 20, 2005, 04:06:10 PM
They drink Mushroom Smoothies to sustain their age and hair color. (Nintendo Power Magazine Year, ????)

Why was Wario NICE to me and welcomed me to the mushroom kingdom when I went there? (how to get there is classified information)

TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/20/2005 2:07:52 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 20, 2005, 10:15:49 PM
He made an enormous profit off those "expensive" souvenirs you bought soon afterward.

Why do the flying carpets follow the strange rainbows?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 21, 2005, 03:55:18 PM
They don't the strange rainbows follow the carpets.

Why are bulky bob-ombs pink?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 22, 2005, 07:49:59 PM
Becuse they are girl bob-ombs

Why do Amazee Dayzees sparkle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 23, 2005, 11:40:44 PM
They have metal pollen........ Ugh..... ACHOO!

Where does Mario go after he drops and loses a life?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on January 24, 2005, 12:09:21 AM
The boyfriend bucket under the TV.

What is the square root of a triangle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 24, 2005, 02:45:00 AM
I have no idea.

What an I thinking about as I type this?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 24, 2005, 06:31:49 AM
Well, it's hard to recall the thought we had at the exact moment requested.

When will people writing to "Ask Shagg" learn to use common sense?

I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on January 24, 2005, 11:10:51 AM
Never.

What is the square root of -1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 24, 2005, 01:48:21 PM
i.

Do restaurants in the mushroom kingdom serve cheep-cheeps and chips?

You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 26, 2005, 01:17:13 AM
Nope, they serve people and chips! ^_^

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 26, 2005, 03:22:26 PM
since you did'nt put in a question i'll put 1 in.

why does mario never have to use the toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 29, 2005, 06:58:02 PM
He does but only between levels.

How old is Kammy Koopa?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on January 29, 2005, 09:06:18 PM
1903745.

Why does Bowser sound like a monster in MK:DD, but like a growling guy in SMS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 29, 2005, 09:06:26 PM
His voice has changes for the past few months.

What is that smell?

Edited by - mariluigi3 on 1/29/2005 7:10:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 29, 2005, 09:42:58 PM
A: Errrhmmm....... (raises hand)

Q: What is the M on Mario's hat stand for?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 29, 2005, 09:54:33 PM
Mushrooms.

Why can bob-ombs explode but don't die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 29, 2005, 10:17:53 PM
There seems to be two types of Bob-ombs: living, and mechanical. The living Bob-omb's fragments come back together so quickly, that it would appear that it did nothing but fly upward. Meanwhile, mechanical Bob-ombs (as seen in SMS) are wound up, activated, and thrown, ending in an explosion. This is my educated guess.

Do you think this is a rational guess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on January 29, 2005, 10:21:23 PM
We have to be STUPID! Hence the topic name. lol. but here goes......

A: That is very observant of you!

Q:What kind of pizza does mario order? Luigi?

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 31, 2005, 02:47:08 AM
Extra Mushroom of course!

How come the cheep-cheeps in PM:TTYD can survive out of water?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on January 31, 2005, 02:14:52 PM
Because they have lungs.

Why does Ben Stein give away his money while Luigi does not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: stupidmonkey on January 31, 2005, 04:43:26 PM
Can Dr. Mario give me a prescription of painkillers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 31, 2005, 10:20:09 PM
*multitasks*
Arg, finish one with another!

Luigi may very well give money away.
Dr. Mario has a Ph.D. Go ahead and ask him.

Speaking of Dr. Mario, what compounds are used in his megavitamins?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 01, 2005, 02:58:44 AM
I don't know as I'm not a doctor.

Would you trust a doctor who spends his spare time unclogging drains?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 02, 2005, 10:53:36 AM
No way!!



Do you think Nintendo endorses the FoxTrot comicstrip series?



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 02, 2005, 11:18:55 AM
Hey! I saw that, but forgot to mention it. Anyway, I'll bet that they had to recieve permission, but Nintendo does not fund or endorse them, I'm sure.

Did that comic strip make you abruptly happy, as it did to me?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2005, 02:09:41 PM
I thought it was kinda stupid myself.

Do I need cushions in my coffee?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on February 02, 2005, 03:41:25 PM
Ask the magic 8 ball.

What's the greatest thing since sliced bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 03, 2005, 07:14:14 AM
Toast.

Why can't you have a yellow yoshi in PM:TTYD?



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Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 03, 2005, 09:35:26 AM
Because he went off to start a small business dealing in gold bullion with the green yoshi from Super Mario Sunshine.

Why is real-time interactive simulation usually fun?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 10, 2005, 02:57:31 AM
Because it is.

How big is yoshi's stomach?

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Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 10, 2005, 03:47:12 AM
Roughly the size of an Xbox.



If you had a genie that would grant you two wishes, but you could not wish for more wishes, what would you wish for?



“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 10, 2005, 02:28:57 PM
Wish number one would be to revive the Match Game and the second wish would be to become a Koopatrol.

Where is Rawk Hawk now after Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 11, 2005, 03:01:53 AM
He is now working as an actor and stars in Zip Toads new film, One flew over the Ravens nest as the evil Raven Boss.

Does Peach do aerobics?


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Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 11, 2005, 03:41:11 AM
Very carefully.

Nani ka.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: smfan1085 on February 11, 2005, 10:49:27 PM
I don't see a question, so I'll ask one.

What does "pwn" mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on February 11, 2005, 11:02:13 PM
LD, that wasn't really a question, but the answer to the recent question: own.

What would you do if life gave you lemons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on February 12, 2005, 03:59:06 PM
A. Throw them at people!
Q. Why do Mario and Luigi have gills?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 12, 2005, 04:02:17 PM
Because they can't breath through their ears.

Why is Mario bald?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 12, 2005, 08:03:05 PM
Mario isn't bald, Bob Hoskins is.

Why does my poodle remind me of Godzilla?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 12, 2005, 08:09:18 PM
Because of the wetness.

I have been working out and have lost of few Newtons this year.  Has Mario lost any pixels lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 12, 2005, 09:01:24 PM
Every time he shaves.

Out of what material(s) are Mario and Luigi's hats made?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 13, 2005, 12:20:25 AM
Pie.

Why did I just reply 'Pie'?

''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 14, 2005, 07:48:22 AM
Because it took you 3.14159.... seconds to answer the question.

Can Chain Chomps bite through steel?



Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 14, 2005, 08:32:15 AM
Only when they're being robbed.

Why are so many people idiots?

I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 14, 2005, 08:35:53 AM
No, but they can chomp through steel.

What is the square root of two pies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 14, 2005, 06:06:30 PM
Packaged filling, of course!

What do "french fries" do in their spare time? (after they are done frying, of course)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on February 15, 2005, 04:55:11 AM
They kiss makeup.

Why does Mario go, "GLA GLA GLA! (or BLOY BLOY BLOY!) When he touches a big mushroom?

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 15, 2005, 07:52:06 AM
Because the Chuntendo Stuffits Corp. gives him $50 each time he does.

When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on February 15, 2005, 08:10:59 AM
Speaking of which, How big is that super mushroom going to make Goombario (from the mushroom teleporter thread)? In the distance: bloy bloy bloy..... bloy bloy bloy.... (slight rumbling) Uh, oh...... Bloy bloy bloy...... bloy bloy bloy (rumbling gets heavier)

TMK rocks!!!!!!!!!

Edited by - Master Mario XP on 2/15/2005 6:11:18 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 15, 2005, 08:44:40 AM
The size of a peach. (You know, from James and the Giant Peach.)



When is the best time to wash your lawnmower in your side yard?



“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on February 15, 2005, 10:24:12 AM
Nobody knows,particle man...


Is Lizard Dude really the God®?

______________________________________
I''ll tell you when i''m signature!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 15, 2005, 12:09:31 PM
Where you dare not go
send the Lizard pronto.â„¢

"particle man"?

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nameneko on February 16, 2005, 05:10:09 PM
*Breaks out in song*

Particle Man, Particle Man,
Doing the things a particle can.
What's he like, it's not important,
Particle Man.

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater, does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle Man.

*Is sacked*



What would happen if Mario just decided not to save the princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 17, 2005, 02:58:27 AM
Luigi rescues peach and they fall in love with one another.

Is it easy to wind up Mini-Mario's?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 17, 2005, 05:18:13 PM
Yes it is and all you have to do is wind them up and watch them go.

Where is Wario-Man when you don't need him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 17, 2005, 05:56:54 PM
Tottering about in circles, somewhere off the coast of Spain.

How am I speaking when I'm somewhere distant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on February 17, 2005, 11:27:23 PM
Because i have 21 Items in my Dock.


Why is "Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie's double troube" So hated?

______________________________________
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~Me.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 18, 2005, 03:08:55 AM
Because it features kiddy kong who is absolutely usless.

What is princess what's-her-name's real name?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 18, 2005, 01:48:42 PM
wapugi

Do I have toe jam in my mouth?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 18, 2005, 03:25:12 PM
Yeah, and that's not very . . . un-gross.

Gross.



What does the following sentence mean?



As the big-headed monkey drove his head with all his might into the ancient sycamore tree, bringing to bear upon it a strain great enough to create a rift through the earth stretching from Ipswitch to Shanghai, he painfully remembered that the deadly, bomb-dropping owl actually lived in a tree just a few feet to the south.



Why "e3"??

Edited by - WatOAD on 2/18/2005 1:26:40 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 20, 2005, 05:44:21 PM
There are many explanations and interpretations for this sentence.

#1: The poor monkey hit the wrong tree, so his effort was wasted: no bomb would drop, providing a crack in the earth leading to distant lands.
#2: "This is one CRAZY toaster!"
#3: That freeloading cat still hasn't left.
#4: Stale cereal will not turn apes into flying superheroes.
#5: Even the aloof make mistakes.
#6: Mid-aged, fictional characters cannot travel into other stories.

So, with that being said, which answer is correct?

"What? A half-gallon already?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 21, 2005, 02:56:16 AM
#1.

What percentage of Bob-obs suffer from the so-called 'Short-fuse sydrome'.

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 21, 2005, 11:22:54 AM
60% of males, 20% of females.

Who does Triangle Man hate? And if he fought them, would he win?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 21, 2005, 12:00:26 PM
He hates Tingle for obscure reasons of nomenclature, and he would lose when Tingle opens his jar of stench to which no one but he is immune.



Speaking of Tingle, which is more fun: popping his balloon or sharing half a bowl of roasted potatoes with a grumpy Donkey Kong?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 21, 2005, 12:02:55 PM
. . .

My first double post. I never thought this day would come. And I didn't even do anything.

*cries*

Edited by - watoad on 2/21/2005 10:04:37 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 22, 2005, 02:56:24 AM
Balloon popping.

Why can't Tingle die in Wind Waker?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 22, 2005, 03:35:35 AM
Because he ate the magical roasted potatoes that you refused to share with DK.



What is the blackest thing that you own?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2005, 06:44:12 AM
Watoad, I don't know WHERE you have been, but slavery is OVER.

Why does the caged bird sing?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 22, 2005, 07:16:38 AM
Whether we're talking slavery or not, I would have used the words "who" and "person" (or "one") if I was in any way referring to humans beings. Let there be no mistake about that.



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2005, 02:27:06 PM
Cuz it wants to. (answer to caged bird question)

Jkwnfiwetitjigskdgeu?

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Edited by - GiftedGirl on 2/22/2005 1:47:00 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2005, 03:01:39 PM
Awww come on, it was just a stupid answer.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 23, 2005, 04:42:35 AM
Really.

Which is peachier : a peachy peach or princess peach?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on February 23, 2005, 05:38:49 PM
I'm sorry, TEM. I am sensitive&mdash;maybe more than I should be&mdash;about anything race-related. It's good to be at least somewhat sensitive because racism is about the dumbest thing EVER, but going to a super-PC school like I am messes with my brain and can make me overreact. So, sorry. Didn't mean to bite ya. ^^;;



Answer: Mario's girlfriend.



Question: If you put a slice of toasted cheese on the floor, what will happen to it?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 23, 2005, 06:36:16 PM
Someone will slip and fall.

Where's my guinea pig? (hint: there's white/brown/black hair in front of the fridge and crunching noises near the hair)

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 24, 2005, 02:58:26 AM
In front of the washing machine.

Why has it suddenly started to snow in the UK?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on February 24, 2005, 07:07:02 AM
Because water is falling to the ground in the form of frozen flakes.

What is the square root of -1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 24, 2005, 07:17:22 AM
Anything you want it to be.

Why did Rookie have the compulsion to ask a question that has already been given an answer to?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master Mario on February 24, 2005, 07:22:47 AM
Because he's 1337 like that!

What do Dino-torches taste like?

It is spelled Em, ey, es, tee, eee, ar, MARIO!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 24, 2005, 04:31:26 PM
They taste like chicken.

When will they revive the Match Game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: on February 24, 2005, 07:59:11 PM
Thw huh?
*shrugs shoulders*
Moving on...
Why does Calypso [from Twisted Metal] always hold that ****ed Twisted Metal contest every year?

"Look, It''''s the american computer monkey. Dance, monkey, dance!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 25, 2005, 03:54:38 AM
Money

What is a corn dog?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 25, 2005, 08:08:04 PM
A reckless balance of vegetable by-products plus aquatic reeds, and mindlessly processed ham substance! Run for your lives! HAHAHA!



How many gigantic, confusing words can you use in a sentence?



Let's just get this clear... I have nothing against corn dogs. I thought it would be funny to say that, at the moment.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 28, 2005, 02:06:55 PM
Just a few confusing words such as computing and consulted.

Where is Ben Stein if he came to my house for a sandwich and forgot about the sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 01, 2005, 02:38:56 AM
In Dreamland.

Where is DK island in the marioverse?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 3/1/2005 12:40:08 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 06:44:52 AM
The middle

Could it be that I am the one known as Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 08:15:53 AM
Could it be? Maybe. Is it? Without a doubt. You rock, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!? Man, how do you shorten that? Before we could just say "Lizard" or "LD," but "Bo" or even "Bobo" cuts off so much that it really wouldn't work. I guess you're just going to have to wait for us to finish every time we say your name, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!? Poor Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo? Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo?! Bobobo-bo BO-BOBO!?!?



What is the purpose of antidisestablishmentarianism?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 02:57:45 PM
Properly, opposition to the disestablishment of the Church of England, but popularly cited as an example of a long word.

Remember that thread where you weren't allowed to refer to previous posts in said thread?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 03:18:00 PM
Oh, yeah. That thread rocked.

But I was one of the very few who thought so. ;_;

In other news, I hear the sun is very hot. So how much powdered wood does it take to cover a strip of road on a cloudy day?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 06:40:19 PM
80 deciliters

Who is the tallest person here?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 07:03:38 PM
From the pictures I've seen, I would guess Deezer. Dunno how tall he really is, though. I'm 183 centimeters myself.



Where in the country are you likely to find the most World of WarCraft players?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 01, 2005, 07:30:39 PM
Um, California?

When will Watoad get a DS?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 01, 2005, 08:36:21 PM
He's going to import it from Europe very soon.

Why have only LD and Watoad made the last handful of posts in this thread?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 09:27:17 PM
Because we are currently the Rulers of this thread.



Why did TEM interrupt the Rulers' conversation and in doing so keep from Lizard Dude what might have been the real answer to his query?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 01, 2005, 10:38:46 PM
Because otherwise the long legged antelopeaters might have taken over the Intercontinental Ballistic Missile Congress.

What's the next logical step?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 01, 2005, 10:43:57 PM
To eat healthy quantities of almost-moldy, asparagus-flavored vegetables.



Is this the 900th post?



Why "e3"??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on March 02, 2005, 02:43:15 AM
Yes it was.


Why is Boshi differant from Yoshi.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 02, 2005, 03:04:44 AM
Because he wears sunglasses and reads the Daily Yoshi newspaper.

Why isn't Birdo in MPT?

Chemistry is physics without thought.
Mathematics is physics without purpose.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 3/2/2005 1:05:59 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 02, 2005, 02:44:40 PM
Birdo went on vacation with Don Pianta and won Ben Stein's money.

When will the X-Nauts stop chasing me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on March 02, 2005, 04:09:01 PM
When you beat them with a 0-ex.

Why wasn't Toad in MPT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 02, 2005, 06:57:35 PM
Warning! Warning! *explodes*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 03, 2005, 06:56:29 AM
Why do people ask stupid questions?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 03, 2005, 09:42:40 AM
A: "There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."



Q: Why "e3"??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 03, 2005, 07:03:44 PM
It's just a silly abreviation. It does not to relate to 20.08553692...

What are Mike and Ike's made with? Or, more specifically, what is the strange, clear gel within them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 03, 2005, 07:25:43 PM
At long last, an answer to my question. Not from Lizard Dude or another user of "e3," but it is good enough for me. Now the forced sig may rest in peace, far from the bottoms of my future posts.

That, sir, is melted camel hair after the congealing process.

What is brown, yellow, blue, orange, blue, mauve, burgundy, peach, white, and blue and lives neither above land nor beneath the sea?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on March 03, 2005, 10:25:34 PM
I just can't resist........

Your mom.

What's the point of the Latest News forum if they just post it on the site anyway?

If I had a dollar for every brain you don`t have, I`d have one dollar.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on March 03, 2005, 10:25:35 PM
Double post

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/3/2005 8:26:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 03, 2005, 10:40:44 PM
I'll take this one. It's for discussing the latest news! Forum, right? Right.

So, did my TI-83 really win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CharginChuck on March 07, 2005, 08:05:38 PM
Why can't Mario find another girl besides Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on March 07, 2005, 09:11:22 PM
No, your TI-83's batteries went dead two graphs' worth of seconds before it would have won.

The Mushroom Kingdom tends to have very few females. Apparently Mario either hasn't discovered Sapph yet, or he doesn't know how to show her his heroic affection because she's never kidnapped by Bowser.

From where underneath the earth did CharginChuck spring all of the sudden?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2005, 11:32:26 PM
Valley of Bowser 1.

When does two and two always make a five?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 08, 2005, 02:57:59 AM
When you're drunk.

Do they sell mini-wario's in Diamond City?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 08, 2005, 02:11:39 PM
I don't think so, but that would be cool.

Does Bowser want Princess Peach to become his girlfriend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 09, 2005, 06:26:32 AM
No, more like his wife!!

Do you believe there is something in Peach's heart that wishes to tell Mario something?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 14, 2005, 02:55:35 AM
Possibly.

Is waluigi the lankiest videogame character ever (Doshin the giant doesn't count)?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 17, 2005, 07:32:18 PM
Well after about a million years of being away, im back.

Yes, he is not.

Why do my Mario games all say "Im gonna kill you" in subliminal messages?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 17, 2005, 08:32:19 PM
Because you're really watching Doug.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 17, 2005, 08:36:03 PM
Because he was a retarted, balding, fat a*************.

Why did Homer Simpson fall out of the tree?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on March 17, 2005, 09:28:15 PM
Because he forgot to use the ladder in the tree house. "D'oh!  Stupid gravity!"

Will Super Mario 128 ever come out?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 3/17/2005 7:29:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 18, 2005, 03:00:52 AM
Only in Europe.

Which is sunnier - Florida or Delphino Island?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 22, 2005, 02:48:10 PM
Isle Delfino is much sunnier than Florida.

If the Koopa Troopas and the X-Nauts were on Family Feud who would win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 24, 2005, 01:10:48 AM
No-one. I would blow up the set!

Where's my pie?

It''s funny until someone gets hurt. Then it gets hilarious!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 24, 2005, 01:18:45 AM
In the sky.

Why did you park in Carlie's driveway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on March 25, 2005, 03:49:43 PM
I parked there because I thought that was the house of Charles from the Match Game.

Why is my sink leaking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on March 26, 2005, 12:58:13 PM
Becuase it needs to be tightned.

How many more Pokemon RPGs are they goign to make after Pearl and Diamond?

Random Anime Quote:

"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on March 26, 2005, 03:55:17 PM
Several

How many robins are on my face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on March 26, 2005, 05:43:24 PM
Twenty Centillion.

Why isn't Richard Simmons president?

"Look, child. Someone is stealing my water."- Mayor
 "Um, sir? It just went down the drain."- Meg
 *Mayor Pours water in plant, plant absorbs water*
 "Even so.."- Mayor, Family Guy
 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 26, 2005, 07:19:53 PM
Because they don't want a (code for next word: replace letter of word with letter that comes before it in the abc's) fbz (code over) prez.

Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?

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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 26, 2005, 07:37:45 PM
*mumble*howcanImakethisnotinsulting...hmm... No, it looks like a peculiar, gargantuan, bulbous mass....thatshoulddoit!Puregenius.



Am I in mortal danger, now?

Edited by - Suffix on 3/26/2005 5:39:34 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on March 28, 2005, 12:09:49 PM
Yes, people fight you in a mortal fight.

Why do people hate me because I am a new member and i post to many topics?

Edited by - Aarom11 on 3/29/2005 6:20:18 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on March 28, 2005, 12:14:11 PM
You forgot to answer Suffix's stupid question, Aarom11.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on March 28, 2005, 03:10:33 PM
Sorry Tem, Well, I fixed it at least.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2005, 08:14:12 AM
It's one of those things that we may never know about.

Do you has?

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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 01, 2005, 01:52:30 PM
I used to has it but then I losed it, sadly.

Why do I like big butts?  And why did I ask another question just now?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 02, 2005, 10:14:58 AM
You just do and nobody knows.

Why does Mario always save Peach and why was she called princess in the early days?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 10:26:22 AM
It's all part of Nintendo grand scheme to take over the world.


What is Mario's middle name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 02, 2005, 10:33:19 AM
Mario, of course.

Is Lizard Dude really dead and if not, will we all kill him for making us look like fools?

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/2/2005 8:34:11 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 10:49:47 AM
Either way he's dead.

(Mario Mario Mario.  Hmm.)

So, is Luigi's whole name "Luigi Luigi Mario"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 02, 2005, 03:42:46 PM
That would be Luigi's full name.

Why is my sink have some unusual looking green slime in it and is still leaking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 04:16:52 PM
You've been DS slimed.

Where's my dirt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigiandpeachey on April 03, 2005, 07:28:06 PM
on your mouse

where is the end of the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 03, 2005, 08:34:13 PM
I don't know, but I did see it in Pong: The Movie.  Maybe it's at the TMK secret page.

Does anyone know where can I dump off my non-Mario brain droppings?  My brain has to go!

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but not their own facts.  But I think we can all agree that Mario rules and that''s a fact!

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/3/2005 7:36:29 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on April 03, 2005, 09:38:28 PM
Second bathroom, first stall (aka Site Discussion).

If LD's really dead, why is his ghost still haunting this board?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 04, 2005, 01:30:16 PM
I'm am not sure why, but it's pretty cool though.

Do you have what it takes to win Ben Stein's money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 04, 2005, 09:31:51 PM
Not if I can't stop exploding! AUGH! (6)

*mutters in annoyance*

If your parents bought you infra-red goggles, what would that mean to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on April 04, 2005, 11:02:55 PM
That I have a new set of gogles!

Why aren't there any easter eggs in video games?

LUIGI POWNS YOU!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigiandpeachey on April 06, 2005, 03:42:34 PM
because the easter bunny got offered minnemum wage to go on a video game and put eggs around.

Edited by - luigiandpeachey on 4/6/2005 2:43:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 07, 2005, 01:11:03 PM
17.5

Is a man who eats dates, said to be consuming time?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 07, 2005, 03:51:40 PM
He's obviously wasting time. Eww, dates.

How do you fish for jello and Altoids at the same time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: luigiandpeachey on April 07, 2005, 05:11:45 PM
sorry, forgot to ask a question
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 11, 2005, 04:14:27 PM
The same way I fish for fish.

Is Ken Jennings a ladies man or is it the other way around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 11, 2005, 07:17:12 PM
Depends on who you ask.

How will the universe end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 11, 2005, 07:25:40 PM
An enormous macroverseral company will demolish our universe to make way for the new macroversal hyperspace transit bypass!



 French toast-- how do the eggs go in, but are hard to taste?

Edited by - Suffix on 4/11/2005 6:31:48 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 12, 2005, 01:02:04 PM
Eggs are such mysterious beings...

Which is worse: Mario going into castle that doesn't have a princess, or Wario going into a castle that DOES have a princess?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thaiirin on April 13, 2005, 10:18:18 AM
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Why luigi in NINTENDOQUARIUM eats mario?!?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 13, 2005, 12:51:04 PM
Luigi moonlights as a cannibal.

Where does waluigi get his shoes from?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 13, 2005, 03:01:38 PM
The same place where Wario does...

Why does Mario and Luigi love to trim their moustaches?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 13, 2005, 05:48:51 PM
The same reason Peach and Daisy wear dresses:To impress the public.

Why doesn't Peach wake the Beanstar up and wish Bowletta was gone at the end of Mario & Luigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 13, 2005, 06:10:02 PM
Because there would be no exciting climax.

Why is they?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 14, 2005, 05:26:57 PM
Because they feel like they is.

Why is it that a bird can fly but a fly can't bird?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 14, 2005, 05:54:17 PM
Because fly is both a noun and verb. Fly in "A Bird can Fly" is a verb. But the annoying little insect with a strange nose, known as a fly, that fly would be a noun, and a noun can show action through verbs, and bird is only a noun, NOT a verb.

Why is this topic still alive?

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General [plus] Mario [plus] Chat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 14, 2005, 08:38:08 PM
Because we love it dearly.

Why else would we keep this thread afloat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 15, 2005, 07:00:25 PM
Because it's the only place to ask a retarded question like, "How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?"

How many different colors of the GameBoy Advance SP are there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 15, 2005, 07:16:36 PM
Uhhhh....I think there's seven of them.

Who loves Lucy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 17, 2005, 01:49:18 PM
Ricky. If he truly does, he has some 'splainin' to do.

Who do you do voodoo to?





Tallulah: *Shakes tail feathers* TWEEET!!!
Me: Yes, birdy? Oh, no, you didn''t... *Looks at sleeve of t-shirt.* Aw, pickle juice. You did.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 18, 2005, 01:38:47 AM
Baron Samedi.

How come petey pirahna can compete in MKDD and MPT despite the fact that he has no eyes?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 18, 2005, 02:01:52 AM
Some elderly people are too short to see over the wheel  of their cars- why should that stop Petey?

Do you Yahoo?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 18, 2005, 06:35:45 AM
Not after 9.57pm

Who's been eating my porridge?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 18, 2005, 10:57:44 AM
The same person who is sleeping in your bed. I'll get the baseball bat.

What happened?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/18/2005 9:57:58 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 18, 2005, 04:51:34 PM
About 3 billion years of evolution.

How much Koop can a Koopa pa is a Koopa could pa Koop?

Random Anime Quote:

"Women may be from Venus, but Junpei from Uranus."-Ritsuko, Thoes Who Hunt Elves episode 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 18, 2005, 05:44:22 PM
Lots.

How come I am answering this question?

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General [plus] Mario [plus] Chat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 18, 2005, 05:49:16 PM
3 pounds and 7 ounces of Koop.

For atoms to fuse, the valence number must equal 0. If Oxygen's valence is 4 and flourine's valence is -1, how many Flourine atoms does it take to fuse with Oxygen? -Math Book: Cumulative Review

Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 19, 2005, 04:45:59 PM
Because you have nothing better to do.


Why did Final Fantasy leave Nintendo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 19, 2005, 05:10:22 PM
Final Fantasy didn't, really. Square Enix did, which was a very stupid move. But the good news is they got back together.

Why are cats so incredibly stupid?

Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 19, 2005, 06:50:37 PM
They're too intelligent (and also lazy) to do anything for themselves (it's a front!).

What would you put after the word "Bat?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 20, 2005, 04:26:38 PM
Batball

How come many people like sony instead of nintendo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 20, 2005, 05:44:50 PM
They don't care about what was, they care about what is. Which makes them like cats.

Why are stick people underappreciated?



Birds: My Anti-Drug.

Edited by - Bird Person on 4/21/2005 7:08:30 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 20, 2005, 05:59:24 PM
Because they decided to appreciate stick people instead of stick perople.

What happens to people would eat marshmallows without roasting them first?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/20/2005 5:00:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 20, 2005, 09:27:45 PM
They all turn into bobble-head dolls that look like Bob Barker.

Is the price really right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 20, 2005, 09:32:49 PM
Only when it's not left.

If left is frog and right is rain, which hand I am I holding the bumble bee in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 21, 2005, 06:33:10 AM
You aren't; I amputated them after the bee stung you.

What happens if Bigfoot and the Yetti go out on a date?

''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 21, 2005, 08:19:16 AM
They get married and have a sasquatch.

Kero Sewers and KeroKeroCola from SMRPG... How are they related?

Birds: My Anti-Drug.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 21, 2005, 05:04:22 PM
To save money on their water source...

If you could add any kind of port to the NDS, what would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: boomstix on April 21, 2005, 06:07:23 PM
A funny-lookin' one.

How many fingers would your best friend be holding up if I blindfolded him and gave him large doses of Tylenol?

If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 21, 2005, 07:06:00 PM
As many as he/she wants.

Why wasn't Tales of Symphonia more popular?



 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 4/24/2005 9:46:17 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 21, 2005, 07:17:17 PM
Because it isn't.

When will the FF fall victim to a fatal glitch?



“How ironic; ‘Rogers’ – it almost rhymes with... ‘eliminate.’”
~Stewie from Family Guy

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 21, 2005, 07:17:59 PM
Because people like me bought it and never played it.

(Latias Dita, I scrolled down and thought you were Lizard Dude.  Then I scrolled up and read a few post and came back to realize that I need to pay closer attention.  I can see now how Tod that another poster here who started with Luigi was me, Luigison.)

Why does a road runner bring mice and lizards to the tech center?  (this actually happens)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 22, 2005, 12:59:35 AM
Because they just do.

THE 992nd POST OF THIS THREAD!!

Why am I celebrating the 992nd post needlessly, when I should save my post for the 1000th?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 22, 2005, 02:04:20 AM
Because you have nothing else better to do.

Why isn't Wario in his usual getup for the WarioWare games?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 22, 2005, 07:06:38 AM
His mom suggested he wear new clothes for his new job... and he wanted to impress Mona.

THE 994th POST OF THIS THREAD!

Who do you think will get the 1000th post?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 6:08:14 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 22, 2005, 09:20:35 AM
The fifth person after my post here...

Why does Bowser always keep his hair flow backwards?
(He'd look a lot cooler with messy hair, y'know!?)

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 22, 2005, 04:16:06 PM
He doesn't think it's cooler.

What does "I My Me! Strawberry Eggs" mean?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 4/22/2005 3:38:32 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 22, 2005, 06:39:32 PM
I like my strawberry eggs and they will be eaten by me.

Have you noticed that when you chew on glass, a red juice that tastes like blood oozes out?

Got Bird? <(^v^)>

Edited by - Bird Person on 4/22/2005 5:42:14 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 22, 2005, 06:48:49 PM
I don't know what that is.  I wish I could help you but I only chew on plastic so that never happens to me.

THE 998th POST OF THIS THREAD!  We need to think of some way to celebrate 1000.

How in the world is it possible that my birthday is on the exact same day that E3 starts this year?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 5:49:35 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 22, 2005, 07:54:17 PM
It isn't. Your birthday doesn't exist.

Why did I get the 1000th post in this topic?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 22, 2005, 08:17:19 PM
Por que TU esta el ganador! Feliz.... ... Dia!

Why did I write that in crudely constructed Spanish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 22, 2005, 08:58:28 PM
Actually, Chup is right! He got the 1000th post. Not reply, but post. So, you got the 1000th reply, but Chup got the 1000th post. Mwahahahaha! I comprehend all!!!

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on April 22, 2005, 09:09:38 PM
Because that is a weird thing to do, and this is the 1002nd post (1 + 0 + 0 + 2 = 3), which is weird.

Did Bird Person take my course in Fungi Forums Mechanics and then submerge his mind in golden rinsewash of the Upper Echelon Squared PLUS Artificial Sweetener & Backup 100% More FREE variety?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 22, 2005, 09:55:08 PM
And Watoad backwards is Daotaw, which almost sounds like Toyota which is a brand of vehicles that Watoad can drive if he wants to. ^_^ Hey, wait... my birthday doesn't exist?  NOOOO!  How is this possible?!  Ack!  I must be stuck in some impossible reality that only some Hollywood film could barf out! *starts to go insane and scratch on doorposts*

Oh, right, the question.  Uh... yeah, probably.  I didn't even know there was such a liquid... or a class for TMK (except for Trigonomotry Made Kosher)

Now that I found Luigison's dirt, how can I send it to him?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 4/22/2005 8:58:39 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 22, 2005, 11:14:00 PM
Because I don't even know what you're talking about, Watoad, No!

If Splenda is made with sugar, how can it lower your blood sugar? Makes NO sense!!!

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 23, 2005, 12:35:12 AM
Because it's got nothing better to do.
Got Mario?

Edited by - No-One on Whichever day that happens to be convenient for me at Whatever time I feel like it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 12:53:22 AM
Yes, and I got bird. <(^v^)>

Can ou count to three in Sarfunialorxican? If no, neither can I.

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on April 23, 2005, 05:55:13 AM
No Way.

Can somebody give me an example of a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on April 23, 2005, 09:01:49 AM
Uhm... is dat a trick question?

Will there ever be a movie about Sonic, like one that involves an army of metal sonics made by Eggman and powered by the Master Emerald that attempt to defeat Super Sonic by somehow trying to drown him and then Knuckles and Tails try to save him by finding some power to turn the chaos emeralds into super emeralds in order to become Super Knuckles and Super Tails, or maybe one that is about Sonic rescuing a new character who is a shy but beautiful young female hedgehog that Sonic falls in love with and it makes Amy extremely sad but then she gets filled with rage and tries to defeat the girl by turning into Super Amy so Chris has to stop her by transforming into Super Chris and the story has almost nothing to do with Sonic or Eggman and everyone is just like “WTD?!”?!

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 23, 2005, 10:02:28 AM
No.

Why does everybody hate cats? They are smarter than dogs and my cat is not lazy! They are cute & fuzzy & cuddly and they won't tackle you down and get sick from dog slobber. They have cute little tounges and are much cleaner than dogs. Why does everybody hate kitties?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 12:29:58 PM
Because they eat birds.

Why is Susan lazy?

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 23, 2005, 12:50:06 PM
Because she sells sea shells down by the sea shore.

Why did it take so long to invent toilet paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 23, 2005, 01:21:55 PM
The testers were constipated.

Luigison was around before they invented toilet paper?

Got Bird? <(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 23, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
Yes, he's a centurion.


What did people use before toilet paper was invented?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 23, 2005, 02:17:27 PM
Lemon-soaked napkins and towlettes that never seemed to arrive.

If this tape-measure *picks up* could speak, what would it say right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 23, 2005, 02:21:38 PM
"Do I measure up to your requirements?"

Why does Homestar Runner have "twoble with his aws"?

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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2005, 01:46:43 AM
He's dyslexic.

Why are there so many restaurants called Mario's or Luigi's?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 25, 2005, 02:51:54 AM
Because Italians make good food.

Will I play World of WarCraft until I die?

“Using the Semicolon can sometimes be a tricky proposition from a syntactical perspective!”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2005, 06:28:33 AM
pretty much.

Are there any Doctor Who fans in America?


The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 25, 2005, 09:17:50 AM
There must be, but are probably very few...

Why does Luigi likes to hug Mario very often?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on April 25, 2005, 01:28:49 PM
Who wouldn't want to hug Mario^^

Why is it that I can list my top five favorite anime series with ease but I can't decide what my favorties songs are?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Dita... let''s go!"--Hibiki Tokai. Vandread Second Stage episode 13.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 27, 2005, 02:09:57 AM
Possibly, that when it comes to music, you are a very indecisive person.

What is the opposite of opposite.

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 27, 2005, 05:17:31 PM
Whatever you had before adding in the opposites.

Who's your daddy?

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on April 30, 2005, 03:09:55 PM
I had to save the topic, I'll ask a new stupid question...

Why do yellow and black go together?

Got Bird? -Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on April 30, 2005, 04:44:42 PM
Because they make bees.

What's Chef Torte's favorite saying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 12:00:06 AM
Ask him. My favorite phrase of his is: "Because you are... IDIOT!!!"

What happened to Dr. Mario (The forumer who made this topic 1025 posts ago)?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 01, 2005, 12:07:48 AM
He lost his medical licence after he was found killing helpless little Goombas, then bringing them to his hospital so that they had to pay him.

It's a bird, no- it's a plane. No, it's..?

(Qualifies as a question because it has a question mark)

This isn''t a sig. You think it may be, but it''s not. It looks like it- it smells like it- it tastes like it. But don''t get yourself in the illusion that this is a sig- because it''s not.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on May 01, 2005, 07:05:46 AM
It's the answer to the stupid question!

Why does Mario have brown hair but his stache is black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 12:50:14 PM
AGAIN, hair dye.

Why can't lemurs live in California?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on May 01, 2005, 01:16:08 PM
What're you talking about?  I've seen dozens of lemurs here in california!  Albeit, they were in zoos, but they were most certainly living.

If you can read this, you're looking too hard.

...Do you think this topic is ever going to surpass Mario Word Association in # of posts?



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 01, 2005, 01:53:05 PM
Nein.

What does Daisy do all day, whilst Peach is busy getting herself captured?



The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/1/2005 12:58:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 03:03:09 PM
She wishes to the star spirits that she could get kidnapped instead to be rescued by Luigi.

Why can't lemurs live in my backyard?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 01, 2005, 03:46:36 PM
Because they don't want to leave their homes.

What are strawberry eggs?



 Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/1/2005 2:47:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 01, 2005, 04:20:28 PM
Strawberry Eggs: Noun



Ancient writing method:
an ancient method of inscribing and writing in which lines are written alternately from right to left and from left to right, thereby confusing the reader and causing mass panic.



 What would you call a breakfast cereal that contained mostly chicken wire?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 01, 2005, 05:37:09 PM
Lunchables Chicken Dunks for Breakfast. Same as usually made.

How do they make pink lemonade pink?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 03, 2005, 01:40:47 AM
Pig's Blood.

Why wasn't there any Shy Guy's to battle in PM:TTYD?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: iammario on May 03, 2005, 04:44:23 AM
ew
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 04, 2005, 02:18:24 PM
Because Chuck Woolery was voted the world's greatest singer and he's a magnet of attention.

Speaking of Chuck Woolery, when will there be new epsiodes of Greed and Lingo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 04, 2005, 07:22:16 PM
When they get rid of that annoying announcer-type lady.

Why didn't the last post's answer make since?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 04, 2005, 09:01:32 PM
*cough*obsession!*cough*



Seriously... Oh, never mind. What would you define "translucent" as?

Edited by - Suffix on 5/4/2005 8:02:43 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 05, 2005, 02:02:24 AM
Something that let's some but not all light pass through it.

Why does the sun try to kill mario/luigi in SMB3?

The definition of mixed emotions - Watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MarlieMoo on May 05, 2005, 08:55:44 PM
Because Bowser paid him to.

Why wasn't there a black or white Yoshi in Yoshi's Island?

"So, they''''re showing, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. Is this a violent image to anybody? Bloodstains? I mean, come on. You got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe laundry isn''''t your biggest problem right now." ~~~~Jerry Seinfeld
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 06, 2005, 04:39:05 PM
The same reason there wasn't a brown Yoshi in Yoshi's Story.

Will we ever see Mario's PM partner (from both games) in other games?

 Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 12:47:36 AM
Not if you're blind.

Is peanut butter a liquid or an amorphous solid?

A bird can fly… But a fly can’t bird!!! –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 07, 2005, 04:31:44 PM
Both.

Do you know anyone who suffers from CAPS LOCK DISEASE?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 05:35:58 PM
J.J. from TMK staff.

Where does money come from?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 07, 2005, 07:46:54 PM
Trees

What are koopa's hiding under their shells?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on May 07, 2005, 08:07:45 PM
Another shell!

What's your favorite show?

If your day is bad, a nice comment at night can change everything.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 07, 2005, 09:30:12 PM
A TV show.

What would happen if the bride was allergic to the wedding cake?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 08, 2005, 03:15:52 PM
Then there would be a Mexican divorce.

How do you stop Elzo from talking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on May 08, 2005, 04:00:49 PM
a: green doggies are bouncing.
q: hey, who cut the cheese? :-P

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 08, 2005, 04:43:25 PM
For the last time! I grated the cheese!!!

Why does a swirl of purple and black make a perfect background while someone is laughing like evil?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 08, 2005, 05:04:31 PM
Purple and black are evil colors. Just ask Waluigi.

What's the most evil sound possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on May 08, 2005, 07:46:54 PM
a: gesg=scrambled eggs.
q: whose line is it anyway?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 09, 2005, 05:58:39 AM
yours, I guess.

Is there a Latios Dita out there somewhere?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 10, 2005, 05:12:57 PM
Since Latios is male and Dita is female, probably not!

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2005, 12:33:56 PM
237.

Why is Strong Bad always mean to Strong Sad?

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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2005, 12:33:59 PM
*store intercom* I need a price check on a double post, I need a price check on a double post. *intercom off*

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Computer over? Virus equals VERY YES?!?!? That''s not a good prize!!!

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 5/11/2005 11:41:28 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 11, 2005, 12:58:07 PM
Because that when you're strong bad it makes some person strong sad...if you know what I mean.

Do you belive in yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2005, 04:09:21 PM
No, I belived in yesterday. I now belive in today.

Why do people run from me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 11, 2005, 04:32:31 PM
Because you mistake handshakes for someone attacking you.

If a wiggle is a piggle and a piggle is a shniggle and a shniggle is a kashniggle and a kashniggle is a biggle, can we say that a wiggle is a biggle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 11, 2005, 05:17:19 PM
The Property of Nonsensical Identities claims that it is so.

A cylinder has a radius of 10ft, and a height of 16t. What would be the contents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 11, 2005, 06:21:26 PM
Jello.

Why are guinea pigs always hungry?

 Random Anime Quote:
"I have split ends?"--Zelgadis. Slayer Next episode 6.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on May 13, 2005, 04:52:13 PM
a: cuz ducky go down de hole.
q: den duh football tried to go down de coconut, but it didn't work. whassup wid dat? :-P

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 13, 2005, 06:57:55 PM
Because coconuts don't taste good that way.  You gotta put the lime in the coconut and mix it all up! *starts siging the song*

Will there ever be a thread similar to this called "Give a stupid answer, ask a stupid question?"

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 13, 2005, 09:34:36 PM
Only if someone makes it.

Which is better- XBOX or PS2?

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on May 14, 2005, 04:38:24 AM
None is better than the other. It depends on the gamer and what games they want.

What's the difference between a geek and a nerd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 14, 2005, 06:04:28 AM
A geek is a circus freak who bites the heads off of live chicken and a nerd is somebody who snorts when he/her laughs.

Why don't the aliens just come and probe us all to death?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 14, 2005, 12:27:31 PM
We're just not interesting enough.

The Mushroom Kingdom has been visited by extraterrestrial beings numerous times. What do they think's so interesting? (I happen to have a real answer for this)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 17, 2005, 02:01:13 AM
The amount of endless SSB3 threads that are in existance.

Why is purple the colour of evil?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 17, 2005, 07:45:22 AM
That's an interesting question.  Well, it all started a long time ago with this one strange man who loved to wear purple and also throw plums at people...

In Yoshi's Island, how come the chain chomps always slow down when they get close to you?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/17/2005 6:46:01 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 17, 2005, 09:48:21 AM
Yoshis have the ability to slow down time so they can escape from Chain chomps before they get them.

Whatever happened to Pauline?



 Random Manga Quote:
"You''re in love with her, but you''re too scared to deal with it. So you walk around like you got a permanet chip on your shoulder."--Kensuke Yura. Girl Got Game volume 8 chapter 1.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/17/2005 8:49:16 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 17, 2005, 01:06:37 PM
Mario got hungry.

Why does Donkey Kong Wear a tie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on May 17, 2005, 01:09:52 PM
To look good for the ladies.

Where in the world is...Matt Lauer?

Edited by - Tingrio on 5/17/2005 12:10:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 17, 2005, 08:28:11 PM
Feeding on cherry gelatin snacks within your large closet.

If nobody wanted to listen to you, what would you tell them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 18, 2005, 01:38:50 AM
Nothing.

What is the average lifespan for a pirahna plant?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on May 18, 2005, 03:35:16 AM
As long as Yoshi is not around, it'll live long enough.

What is the national sport of the Mushroom Kingdom itself?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 18, 2005, 01:26:36 PM
Croquet.

How long does it take wario to straighten his mustache in the morning?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 18, 2005, 03:24:10 PM
9 hours (u should see his mustache when it's NOT straight).

Why do the Wario Brothers wear purple???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 18, 2005, 09:24:29 PM
Somehow, the came under the impression that it was a good, evil color.

Where does this USB cord connect to?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 20, 2005, 01:07:16 PM
The hamster that is responsible for your internet connection.

What exactly is Birdo?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sapphira on May 20, 2005, 01:53:40 PM
A certain species of dinosaur is my theory. DIFFERENT from Yoshis.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 20, 2005, 04:37:51 PM
Because he cares!

Yozora wo kakeru nagreboshi wo ima mitsukeraretara nani wo inoru darou? (If right now, I saw a shooting star flash across the night sky, what would I wish for?) *sings rest of Starry Heavens*

 Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/20/2005 6:35:53 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 20, 2005, 04:52:43 PM
baka baka baka!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 25, 2005, 01:14:49 PM
*Ignores previous post*

World poverty to end overnight.

Who does Bowser call when he has a plumbing emergency?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/25/2005 12:15:27 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 25, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
I'm guessing the Wario bros. if they also copied Mario and Luigi for their skills in plumbing.  Either that or he gets Kamek to use his magic to fix stuff.

Will Nintendo ever create a sweet new theme park some day?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/25/2005 1:02:53 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 25, 2005, 02:36:38 PM
Maybe, but you must have patience Yoshi-son, PATIENCE IS THE KEY DANG YOU!  PAAAAATIENCE!  Now hurry up with my green tea!

What is that big round thing on Sir Grodus's head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 25, 2005, 04:20:21 PM
That is his head! You can't rule over a giant, militarian race with just a pea-sized, foot-soldier brain, could you?



How did the enormously funny, ghostly guy from PM:TTYD steal part of a menu?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 25, 2005, 06:57:57 PM
By cleverly stealing it.

Why doesn't Homestar Runner have any arms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 28, 2005, 04:50:58 PM
Had a nasty incident with a food blender.

Why does Hooktail lok like Valoo from the Wind Waker?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on May 28, 2005, 09:55:11 PM
I don't know.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on May 30, 2005, 11:42:39 AM
12342319857238904712389741238974891237489271389471289374892374234 licks.

Why does Koops always wear that bandage?

 Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on May 30, 2005, 12:49:09 PM
He stayed in the sun too long with it and the sticky part of it melted into his head and is unremovable.

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on May 30, 2005, 01:38:10 PM
Absolutely not! There are plenty of whistling birds, who don't have lips!

What is so special about sesame seeds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 30, 2005, 07:12:38 PM
Because Mario once got a hamburger at McDonaldds, saw the sesame seeds and said, "These are-a good seeds says-a-me!" The guy at the drive-thru window laughed so hard that Mario said "says-a-me" (which sounded like sesame) that he told the press, and it became a huge thing.  Naturally, everyone loved MArio and decided that sesame seeds must be very special if Mario, the hero of Mushroom Kingdom, thinks so.  THey even tried to get Mario to be the new 'Sesame Seed Boy' but it didn't work.  Mario just like sesame seeds, and didn't want it to become a huge thing.  He couldn't help it if he has an italian accent and says "says-a me" which sounds like sesame.  Mario doesn't buy at McDonalds from this point on.  And that my friends, is the story of why sesame seeds are more popular than any other seed...

Is Waluigi happy with his name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 01, 2005, 12:17:34 PM
Yes.

Why does the black yoshi rock?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 01, 2005, 03:16:14 PM
Because he dies alll the time.

Taquitos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 01, 2005, 04:00:31 PM
No.

How come most of the food that taste good are usually bad for you?

ToS and PM:TTYD Rock!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 01, 2005, 06:54:44 PM
beacause they want u off your diet

how come sega forgot about sally

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 01, 2005, 08:54:38 PM
Because they thought Sally was...i dunno...not memorable.

Why does Goombella wear a neck tie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 02, 2005, 01:34:05 PM
beacase she likes them

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/2/2005 12:34:41 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 02, 2005, 05:32:59 PM
Inside this monitor thingy. I do believe there's no beef inside there. I would smell it.

Speaking of which, where are the capital letters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 02, 2005, 05:38:42 PM
on vacation

how come my topic was the example of what you shouldnt do

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on June 03, 2005, 10:46:38 PM
a: joe schmo.
q: what's with all the llama drama?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2005, 01:15:04 PM
Llamas are drama kings and queens.

I've heard that you enjoy prancing around like an idiot. Is this true?

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 02:06:44 PM
true it may be

why is sonic blue

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2005, 02:15:31 PM
Ya gotta have blue hair! (or in this case, fur)

When I get my fake Pokemon cards on the net, will you check 'em out?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on June 04, 2005, 03:37:49 PM
Hmmmm.....maybe.

Where in the world is...Ken Jennings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 04, 2005, 05:21:04 PM
On a date with Jen Kennings.

Does Elvin Gadd teach gibberish? If he doesn't, he should.

Tweet! Any Questions? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 06:00:14 PM
glurgle(translated: he does



do u have to fight for your right to eat chicken livers?

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 5:01:57 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 04, 2005, 06:07:47 PM
Because you know you want to.

Where is my auto-mo-bile?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 04, 2005, 06:08:57 PM
In your ga-rage.

Read my sig and answer it!

How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 04, 2005, 06:24:05 PM
o_O ... O_o ... >_<

DaAaAaAa, Ah'd like tah use a life ring!

My head is reeling from that question. What movie is it playing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 04, 2005, 07:39:01 PM
The Vandread movie they'll never make.

What is wrong with fuzzies?

 Random Anime Quote:
" If you keep punching holes in the definition of death, you''re going to be dissected for real one of these days!"--Excel Excel. Excel Saga episode 12.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/4/2005 6:43:18 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 04, 2005, 08:04:34 PM
their to fuzzy ahhh shield your eyes

how come mario came to my house and said "pasta aint good no more"

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/4/2005 7:06:26 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 05, 2005, 12:49:17 PM
You were daydreaming.

If Subcon is the dreamworld, why do Birdo, shyguys and Bob-ombs show up in games set in the mushroom kingdom?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/5/2005 11:49:45 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 05, 2005, 02:09:21 PM
cuz i dont use proper capitals

does kirby smoke raccoon leaf?

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/5/2005 1:10:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 07, 2005, 12:51:22 PM
He quit a long time ago...

Why would someone do bad things for no reason?

How much would wood a would pecker peck if a would pecker wood peck would? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on June 07, 2005, 01:00:17 PM
No reason

If I had a dollar for every brainless n00b that ever signed up here, how many tubs of cash would I have?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 6/7/2005 12:00:58 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 07, 2005, 06:20:08 PM
i am not brainless!
oh and according to my calcuations you'd have 19 tubs

why did mario kill ronald mcdonald

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/7/2005 5:21:19 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 07, 2005, 06:59:19 PM
Because Ronald is an annoying clown thing and it was his time to go.

So, your dressed like a ship's captain, um, why are you dressed like a ship's captain?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/7/2005 6:00:05 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 07, 2005, 09:05:56 PM
Argh, matey, becuase I am a ship captain! Now go swap the poop deck, jump off that board thingy thar', or learn the different spellings of "you're!" I've got a loverly Webster's dictionary in me office, go take a gandahr.


What would be the name of a pirate captain that had a dictionary in his private office?


"The Suffix: Last but not Least."

Edited by - Suffix on 6/8/2005 8:06:05 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 08, 2005, 12:54:57 PM
R.Jimlad

Why do Profs Frankly and E.Gadd both have the same glasses?

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: grinder on June 08, 2005, 12:59:22 PM
Because sunshine sucks.
What is a Landreburglet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on June 08, 2005, 01:48:39 PM
A whacha'ma'call-it! Heh...

How would one know if Luigi had apparently undergone some very horrible deed?

I am a pure Super Mario lover!!
...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!
I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on June 08, 2005, 02:02:34 PM
*starts to sing* The awnser my friend is blowing in the wind...the awnser is blowing in the wind. *stops singing*

Why are raindrops falling on my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: grinder on June 08, 2005, 02:15:44 PM
Nobody knows, except you.

Who invented Pop-ups?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 08, 2005, 04:14:43 PM
Mary Poppins.

How does hate lead to suffering even when you hate things like Spongebob?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 08, 2005, 09:09:08 PM
If you hate any particular thing, you will suffer when you are in proximity of it, and it's bad for stress.

How on Earth-- or on Dagobah, did Yoda become so crazy in the first trilogy? (4,5,6, "MINE! MINE!")
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: gamemaster79 on June 09, 2005, 08:49:32 PM
Because he can.

How come Mario can only grunt, but not talk, yet everyone else in the MK hold the ability of speech. And also, how can people understand what Mario is saying when does extremely strange gestures that mean almost nothing to us humans?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 09, 2005, 09:12:44 PM
because Mario is so cool, everyone just knows.  it's like a weird vibe.

You can judge a T-Bone steak by sticking your head up a cows [rear], but wouldn't you rather take your butcher's word for it?

~Don't swear. Using symbols like you did for letters counts. ~Sapph

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/9/2005 9:25:07 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 09, 2005, 09:15:28 PM
whats a butcher(question and answer)


where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 10, 2005, 12:53:06 AM
*Looks from side to side* Don't look at me!

How is it that the Yoshi partner in PM:TTYD doesn't leave footprints?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Good Lord! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Takeo Takakura. Magic User''s Club TV episode 5.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 10, 2005, 09:31:48 AM
Maybe he has a special shoe or something.

Who knows whose nose?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 10, 2005, 03:51:31 PM
Ise nose youse knows.

Who's birthday is it today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 11, 2005, 04:45:20 PM
Bob Dole. Just kidding.
i really don't know


Does a woodpecker peck wood or Al Gore?

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on June 11, 2005, 05:57:16 PM
Al Gore.

In recent games, why does Bowser's face look like he doesn't have teeth, even though he does?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 11, 2005, 06:19:36 PM
He's on a dental plan.

How much does Mario get paid for saving the Mushroom Kingdom on a regular basis??

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 11, 2005, 06:21:04 PM
You'll find out in Mario Hockey


Do I like tacos

where isn't the beef

EDIT:sorry same time post

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/11/2005 5:22:02 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 11, 2005, 07:44:50 PM
Do I want to know the answer to that question??(Q&A)

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 11, 2005, 08:20:23 PM
If the glove fits


is sushi the drink of evil

where isn't the beef
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 12, 2005, 06:38:08 AM
Only when it is made into a drink by a blender that was a Special Order for Bowser.

Why on Earth are Yoshi's shoes red?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 12, 2005, 10:34:23 AM
Red dye is cheap.

If clairvoyants can tell the future, how come they don't win the lottery every week?

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 13, 2005, 07:39:54 PM
Because they have to give up the lottery to see into the future.

How come Yoshi and Kirby never get full from eating too much?

We will never give up our love of Nintendo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 13, 2005, 10:38:36 PM
HUGE appetite, and run the extra weight off.


Why can't we all just get along to live peacefully and happily in the great, treacherous journey of life?

Edited by - The Blue Toad  on 6/13/2005 9:43:25 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 14, 2005, 01:58:05 PM
'Cause there are stupid terrorists like Bin Ladin that want to ruin it.

Do Yoshis see in color or black + white?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 14, 2005, 02:32:23 PM
I only eat toads...huh? Yoshis ummmm 73

Canadian Eh?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on June 14, 2005, 03:58:27 PM
Babersines.

If mario had jumped out of the air directly above your house with pankacs, yet yoshy was about to eat those pankakes, and the pankakes where the last chace for world order, you where the only hope for the pankakes, but you only liked potato pankakes, and those are made from bluebarrys, blakberrys, brownberrys, redberrys, and ballberrys, plus you where alurgeck to sufo, to be abele to jump that high, you wold have to eat a berry you think was disusting, plus one man-egg, to only find yourself at neverland ranch, and Jackson's nose has taken over his entier body, and the only thing you can do is to find kufive blue robots with panguns for heds that can do the riverdance to stop Jackson's nose so you can get the discusting berry so you can stop yoshi form eating the blue-black-brown-red-ballberry pankakes which have nothing to do with patatos and stop mario form faling within a time limit of five minits, how much wood wold a wood chuch chuch if this sentence made sence?

The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on June 14, 2005, 04:06:51 PM
Five-thousand dollars of my money.

Where is the taco barn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 14, 2005, 04:55:08 PM
Iake a left on who cares street and then go straight until you see mario dancing and your there

livin' la vida loca?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 14, 2005, 06:58:00 PM
Yes.

How many replys does it take before it goes to another page?

Mario the plumber,
Mario the doctor,
Mario the Hero,
Mario the Party Animal,
Mario the everything!!!!!  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 14, 2005, 07:30:53 PM
14.3.

Vanillin-- Yea, or nay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 14, 2005, 08:43:47 PM
Nay.

Why don't people read the Story Boards that much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 14, 2005, 08:49:51 PM
'cuz a chicken can be all what he can be


Got milk?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on June 14, 2005, 11:07:15 PM
a: you put duh coconut in de lime & you up it all mix!

q: what about bob?

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 6/14/2005 10:08:14 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 15, 2005, 12:02:41 AM
I'm not sure. I'll ask his sister Bobette.

Why haven't any of my favorite manga series become anime?



 Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/14/2005 11:03:23 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 15, 2005, 05:00:21 AM
'Dunno.

If you're driving a jet-ski through the desert and one wheel pops off, how many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TLW on June 15, 2005, 09:41:52 AM
The state of fear.


If wine is roten grapes, why don't we get druged of dung?

The people who mater don''t mind, and the people who mind don''t matter.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 15, 2005, 10:20:51 AM
'cuz momma had a baby and his cheese fell in the closet
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy9?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 15, 2005, 12:39:02 PM
Not since 1908.

Can you turn graphite into diamond?

You know, some people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 15, 2005, 03:20:18 PM
Of course, thats why all my pencils are diamond-tipped.

Why does James Bond like martinis?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 15, 2005, 04:50:35 PM
because frogs eat chicken livers



is this my claim to fame or my downfall

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 16, 2005, 12:28:28 PM
'Fraid its your downfall.

Is there a Mrs Blizzard?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 16, 2005, 12:57:03 PM
Well Mrs. Blizzard got melted by Mr. sun


any mango salsa?

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 16, 2005, 08:11:29 PM
Nope.

If A = B, and B >= C, what is C?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 16, 2005, 08:47:26 PM
4987634



How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
get it Chuck Norris

You can call me stupid but I''m dumb too
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2005, 10:06:11 AM
I didn't get that.

Does virus = very yes?!?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 17, 2005, 10:54:50 PM
That depends.  Can Strong Mad spell Marzipan?  If no, then yes.

Why is 42 the answer to life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 17, 2005, 10:57:44 PM
Because The Hitch Hiker's guide to the Galaxy is wierd.
How many warp pipes in the Mushroom Kingdom can go to a bar with 3 Thwomps, 2 Whomps, and 10 Pokeys while singing the Overworld theme through a Tweeter?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:09:55 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on June 18, 2005, 02:38:18 AM
A.None.
Q.Why dosen't Luioi where pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 18, 2005, 09:02:24 AM
Because he wears pants instead.

Does waluigi play his DS with his big nose  or a stylus?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 18, 2005, 09:31:29 AM
Neither.

Why are there only like 5 people asking stupid questions in here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 18, 2005, 01:11:55 PM
Because people are running out of Stupid Power.

How was the yoshi in PM:TTYD born with pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 18, 2005, 01:28:29 PM
When you take a left on Wario's mustache, head south through Bowser's Clown Copter, up Birdo's nose, and right around a Shyguy's rump, where will you end up?
Oops, forgot to answer the question. The answer is: Because his father injected pants onto his butt when he was just an egg.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/18/2005 7:06:59 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 18, 2005, 02:37:36 PM
Right here.

Why doesn't PaperLuigi like to answer my questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 18, 2005, 02:46:03 PM
because blue toads and luigi are mortal enimies


is sonic a hero in sonic heros

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on June 18, 2005, 02:54:27 PM
A. Because the pie is tasty!
Q.Why dose that guy from the Nintendo forums think he is Ludwig Von Koopa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 18, 2005, 03:00:27 PM
He took a high dose of Ludwig Drugs.

Why does he think he's me thinking I'm him?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 6/18/2005 2:01:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 18, 2005, 08:12:17 PM
He had a bad accident with clowns at the age of 12.
Why did PaperLuigi totally forget to answer Blue Toads questions?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 19, 2005, 01:47:52 AM
Because he was giving a stupid reply rather than a stupid answer.

When will they actually release Sailor Moon Stars (the last season) in the US?

 Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 19, 2005, 02:03:19 AM
When I feel like it.

Which came first, the pie or the pie crumbs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 19, 2005, 04:59:23 AM
pie.

How come great shows like the Mario cartoon gat cancelled?

Keep signatures to a single line to prevent being banned.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 10:25:07 AM
Because bad shows like *coughFairlyOddParentscough* can't get enough of the spotlight.

Just what was Wario doing in a giant nose anyway?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 9:30:08 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TEM on June 19, 2005, 10:45:53 AM
Archaeology.

Where can I purchase 9-Volt's helmet?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 06:42:40 PM
Get one from ebolt.

Why would Kamek need to use a flying broomstick to get to a bar?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2005, 06:53:43 PM
He's to lazy.  Plus, he can't drink and drive (a car, that is).

Why didn't any of the Shadow Sirens (from Paper Mario 2) have any eyes?

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 07:37:07 PM
They found out that reading brail was real cool, so they poked their eyes out. (Vivian thought this was stupid, but because she isn't too bright herself, she let Beldam trick her into sticking her face into a Hazard trashcan full of needles.)

Why does Lord Crump use a tissue box for the body of a dumb robot? ( Magnus )

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 6:37:41 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2005, 08:33:05 PM
Lord Crump sux at building stuff, and couldin't think of a design for his robot.  He looked at a kleenex box and thought, "That's it!!!"  (personally, I thought it looked more like a chinese food take-out box).

Why does Mayor Dour (from Twilight Town) have cotton coming out of his head???



Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 19, 2005, 09:05:30 PM
He ate the Cotton Gin, which then started feeding on his brain for power and produced a major ammount of cotton.

Why does Koops have a bandage on his nose through out the whole game?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/19/2005 8:06:22 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2005, 09:19:12 PM
Because, so help me, if that bandage comes off, blood will go everywhere!!!  When Koops was born he was cursed by Beldam to have never-ending bleeding at the nose, so Vivian made a magical bandaid that would stop the bleeding (thus began Beldam's hatred towards Vivian).

Why does Professor Frankly have that spiraly thing on his glasses?

Why don''t they just give the stupid rabbit some Trix?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/19/2005 8:20:06 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on June 20, 2005, 03:52:39 AM
A.His glasses are thick and so is his head.
Q. When dose Mario eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2005, 03:27:07 PM
At breakfast, lunch, dinner and the occasional snack.

How does Homestar pick stuff up if he has no arms?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 20, 2005, 05:16:52 PM
He was trained to use the force at a young age.  He's so good he's better than Yoda.  Homestar doesn't need arms.

What species is The Cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on June 20, 2005, 06:16:43 PM
The cheater species.

How come Mario is fat, yet he runs fast in Smash Bros.?

I like Strawberry Milk.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 20, 2005, 07:38:42 PM
Cuz he isn't that fat and has a TON of energy.

Why does Strong Sad have elephant feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 20, 2005, 07:39:23 PM
He got liposuction before they made Super Smash Bros, but gained it all back right after game production was finished.

How in the heck did Grodus survive even though we all saw his body get destroyed?



I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 21, 2005, 11:27:02 AM
The dude was robotic, and we all saw his head stil together.  Luckily, his brain was so powerful, he lived.

What's the deal with that one French guy with the pink afro who keeps following Mario and Goombella???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 21, 2005, 06:15:49 PM
He's a retarded moron obsessed with all of Mario's female partners, so, wherever Mario goes, he follows.

How the heck did Koop's father survive 10 years inside Hooktail's body w/out food or water?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 21, 2005, 11:04:44 PM
Athough the thought is very gross, Koop's father drank any water that Hooktail had drank, and ate her chewed up food before Hooktail could digest it (eeeeeeee!)

What was the disease that Bobbery's beloved Charlette died from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 22, 2005, 12:28:28 PM
Short-fuse Syndrome.

Will there be any extendo-racquets used in this years Wimbledon?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 22, 2005, 01:50:14 PM
sshhhhhh...


was the smb movie filmed a long time ago in a galexy far far away

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 22, 2005, 02:04:09 PM
Heck yes it was!  Gosh!!!

Will Tina ever eat the food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 22, 2005, 05:19:40 PM
Only when she feels like it.


If Donkey Kong has a newphew ( Diddy Kong ) then who in the world is his brother??? Or sister, in that case.

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 22, 2005, 07:03:38 PM
King kong duh



are you cookoo for coco puffs mmmmm coco puffs

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 22, 2005, 08:41:17 PM
No.  That bird can go to that one place that I have heard is quite steamy and hot, run by some guy named....Deville?

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/22/2005 7:42:03 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 22, 2005, 08:45:30 PM
frogger stole the cookies from the cookie jar

fear the fro?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 23, 2005, 04:45:26 PM
Yes! Run away everyone! It's the fro!

Why does Mcdondals get athletes to help advertise their product, even though these people don't even eat this artery clogging crap?



I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on June 23, 2005, 05:01:08 PM
Because they are hypocrites.

Why don't elephants sneeze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 23, 2005, 06:32:08 PM
Oh-ho!  Elephants DO sneeze, just not out their trunks.... :-\

Why does So-And-So die in almost every episode of Teen Girl Squad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 23, 2005, 06:45:08 PM
Because they killed ...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 23, 2005, 08:32:24 PM
...The Man with the Big Mouth, whose ghost returns to slaughter them every episode and generally cause trouble.

What was so funny about clothes 10 years ago?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 23, 2005, 08:54:08 PM
Becasue people didn't think cheese was funny ten years ago.

Why have most of the questions been about PM:TTYD up to the last few ones?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark viscount on June 24, 2005, 02:21:21 AM
Because PM:TTYD was such a great game that people wanted to relive there experiences through this thread.

What [edit] is catsup?

_____________________________
Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.

~This is the second time I've had to edit a post of yours for language. Keep it up, and don't think I won't ban you. ~Sapph

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/24/2005 11:52:00 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 24, 2005, 07:25:53 AM
It's what I say when the cats awake.

What is ketchup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 24, 2005, 03:21:29 PM
Stuff that comes out of a liquid transfer device and placed onto your high energy carbohydrate material.

What ever happened to Robot Jones?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 24, 2005, 05:20:35 PM
He disguised himself as a Potatoe Jones and slipped off into the night.

Does any of you have a Potato Jones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 25, 2005, 05:08:02 PM
There's someone I'd like to meet...

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 25, 2005, 09:37:32 PM
He uses his retarded monkey to do it for him.

Why would Prof. Frankly scream everytime you came bak with a crystal star?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/25/2005 8:38:15 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 26, 2005, 09:17:58 AM
Because he's old.

What would happen if peach got kidnapped whilst mario and luigi were suffering from a contagious disease?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 09:24:10 AM
Bill and fred would have another quasi-mediocre adventure

What are the TMNT

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 26, 2005, 09:42:29 AM
"Toothless Mousey, Nerdy, Teachers!"


Who would want to watch a show like that?

Edited by - Suffix on 6/26/2005 3:30:34 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 26, 2005, 09:53:15 AM
My guninea pig Baki.

How is it that some Bob-ombs aren't destroyed when they blow up (Bom-bette and Bobbery) and other are?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 10:16:20 AM
It's all in your head




Do I like Food?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2005, 11:03:08 AM
It depends. Do you like Mcdondals, or fruits? If you like Mcdondals, then you like waisted microwave frozen crap. If you like fruit, then you like food.

Why can't Bowser just get a gun and shoot Mario, instead of going through the trouble of kidnapping the Princess?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 10:03:46 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 26, 2005, 03:46:16 PM
It's a game.

Sorry, that answer may not be stupied enought.

Bowser does not have the manual dexterity or eye hand cordination to use a gun.

How much does Mario Party Advance suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 04:25:21 PM
like a lion (honestly I never played it)



Does the king want you to have it your way or his way?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2005, 04:40:52 PM
His way!! He wants America to be burger land! Mmmmmmm....burgers....yeah....Burger King's the best.

How the heck would playing Mario Party help stop the fight between the stupid sun and moon?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 26, 2005, 04:43:33 PM
It doesn't.

What ever happened to "that freakin' sandwich"(Homestar Jr)?

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I think I swallowed a bug! Bug swallow! BUG SWALLOW!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 26, 2005, 05:08:14 PM
I ate it.

Why do people talkfastlikethis at the end of car commercials?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2005, 05:14:29 PM
They want to make sure that no one can hear the faults and imperfections there car has.

What would happen if a radioactive mutant bunny made it's way into a microwaver?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/26/2005 4:15:49 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 05:17:23 PM
one word eeeewwww



do you eat pi? not pie,pi

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 26, 2005, 05:28:53 PM
Pi r not squared, pi r round. ;P

Butts 12 by pies?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 27, 2005, 03:35:10 AM
6 cakes squared

Who's Yoshi's Girlfriend?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!

Edited by - Dark Yoshi Chick on 6/27/2005 2:36:47 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2005, 05:46:05 AM
ummm... Birdo?

Who's always givin' Strong Bad a hand?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 27, 2005, 11:27:45 AM
Strong Bad's hand giver

what you doing on da heezay fo sheezay(I don't know what I said

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 27, 2005, 11:29:40 AM
Uhhh....looking for Mr. Goodbar?

Why does Sony copy off of everything Nintendo does?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 27, 2005, 09:13:38 PM
Nintendo = innovation, Sony = Copy. Hey, they could just be called "Copy."

What was the name of those freaky enemies in an old series of stories, that represented Sony? S-types, or something of the sort? And why am I bringing this up?

"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 28, 2005, 03:59:31 AM
No idea but i've heard of something like G-types or something like that

In YI why does Baby Mario have a moustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 28, 2005, 03:59:46 AM
No idea but i've heard of something like G-types or something like that

In YI why does Baby Mario have a moustache?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 28, 2005, 06:42:31 AM
He stole the King of Town's mustache. ;P

What is the meaning of life, the universe ang everything?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 28, 2005, 10:25:24 AM
Well, I would say 42, but the REAL answer to life is....uhhhh.....crazy monkey!

Why would Wario want to whomp up on a wonderful wet walrus?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 28, 2005, 08:04:30 PM
The wet walrus was talking behind Wario's back, and Wario can't take that!  He whomped that walrus good!

Who'll do a 20 minute hundred yard dash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 28, 2005, 08:09:38 PM
not me.



Does Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light.
(If you really didn't know they were S-types I read it dat story is da bomb

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 28, 2005, 08:19:37 PM
Team Rocket would need an infininte amount of energy in order to blast off at the speed of light. Thoguh they seem to have an infinite amount of crazy mecha, there's not enough energy in the universe. (That's not a stupid answer, but oh well).

When did people start thinking cheese is funny?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/28/2005 7:20:56 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 28, 2005, 08:32:03 PM
The moment George Washington declared to the U.S.A.: "This yellow stuff with holes is hilARious!  Lets start a website starring a little yellow cheese man who always says: "meh!"

What did you just say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 29, 2005, 01:23:51 PM
Nothing that I want to tell you.

Why don't Waluigi and Wario have bushy 'staches?





Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 6/29/2005 12:25:01 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 29, 2005, 03:44:42 PM
Because their barber is an idiot, and even though they ask him to make it bushy, he makes it pointy.

If Dr. Wily went back in time to destroy Megaman in the Wily Wars, then he wouldn't have to destroy Megaman in the future. But that means that he will have to go back in time to destroy Megaman, so he won't be his enemy in the future. But then that means....the question is, why am I asking you this?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 6/29/2005 2:47:36 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 29, 2005, 04:54:47 PM
The important thing here is that if Dr. Wiley went back in time to defeat Megaman, then Megaman must have already experienced this. His current existence shows that Dr. Wiley either did not go back in time, or was unsuccessful.

Why do we spend so much of our lives wearing digital watches?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 29, 2005, 05:01:40 PM
Because we have become so stupid that looking at a normal watch would cause us to go crazy and destroy the world as we know it.

If the chicken didn't want to cross the road for the purpose of getting to the other side, then why did it cross the road?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on June 29, 2005, 06:55:54 PM
To become roadkill.

What is Mario's last name?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on June 29, 2005, 07:18:20 PM
fredopolis



Do you know Jaohn Jacob Jinglehimerschmidt

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 29, 2005, 08:19:44 PM
Yeah, his name is my name too.

Who were the four champions in the Triwizard Tournament?  (Must have read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire to understand).

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/29/2005 7:20:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 29, 2005, 10:03:06 PM
Harry, Cedric Diggory, Fleur Delacor, and Viktor Krum.

When Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, what was the wall made of?

Got Bird? –Bird Person<(^v^)>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on June 30, 2005, 06:15:31 AM
Breadsticks

Why did I say that?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 30, 2005, 08:04:47 AM
Cuz apparently you like breadsticks.

Does swallowing a bug mean the good times are over?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 30, 2005, 09:30:56 AM
No, it means you're too obessed with Homestar Runner.

Why is nothing original?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 30, 2005, 12:41:11 PM
Obsessions can cloud our actual creativity.

What would Johnathon Glitch do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 30, 2005, 09:52:31 PM
Get a burger.

Whats so annoying about puppets in pink pudding?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on June 30, 2005, 10:47:39 PM
It smells like Strawberry Eggs.

Why do named myself after Latias when Lugia is my favorite Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 12:06:50 AM
Because Latias Dita sounds better than Lugia Dita (in my opinion).

Sooo...does that mean I don't get the job?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 6/30/2005 11:07:11 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 08:44:35 AM
Get the job you do not



Is superman in a super pan

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 01, 2005, 08:46:17 AM
No, it is not.

How much does Witch's Brew cost?

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 7/1/2005 7:50:11 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 09:39:11 AM
$599.99


why  Is my life only forums

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Edited by - white_arrow on 7/1/2005 8:39:32 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 10:50:59 AM
Because, forums are only life.

Is Bob the builder dead yet?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 10:55:59 AM
ask again later


why am I acting like yoda?mmmmmm

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 01, 2005, 12:57:57 PM
Because.....I AM YOUR FATHER! USE THE FORCE!!!!

How much would a Napalm bomb and a Gyroscope cost at the 99 cent store?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 01, 2005, 01:27:50 PM
$700


am I worra_etihw

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 01, 2005, 01:59:43 PM
Only in Backwards Land.

WHERE IS THAT GOD-DANG PUDDING?!

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"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 01, 2005, 03:47:13 PM
At my house! If you want it, come and get it!!!

Is Super Size the American way?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 01, 2005, 04:28:07 PM
It seems to be since obesity is becoming the American way.

Sora ni chiete yuku
sakamichi wo doko made miyofu?
(Dissappearing into the sky,
how far does this hill climb?)


 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 05:21:57 PM
You'll skim the clouds and swear you saw Heaven.

Why do we do the things we do, even if we know that it's wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 01, 2005, 05:42:28 PM
No impulse control.

>>PaperLuigi, that response almost scared me. It is quite possible, but not entirely. The correct answer would be a cheeseburger without cheese. (TAT: Another Kidnapping)


What is ANTARKA and acronym for?



"The Suffix: Last but not Least."

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 06:54:58 PM
Animals Never Told Amy Rosenblatt Kentucky's Awesome!

What ever happened to Dr. Mario? (you know, the guy who started this topic).

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 01, 2005, 07:38:46 PM
Well, the way I see it, he could have done three things. One, he died in a freak blender accident. Two, aliens brought him to their king, he killed the king, and became the new King of the Fat Heads. Or three, he is a spy from Australia, and he is one of us with a different name! Or he could have just gotten tired of coming here.

Does E=MC to the second power? Or is this just a bunch of numbers put together in an equation that doesn't make any logical sense?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/1/2005 6:39:34 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 01, 2005, 09:09:40 PM
It was Einstein's test to see if people were stupid enough to beleive him just because he looked like a mad scientist...they did!

Wait a tick...where's the turkey???

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 02, 2005, 12:00:29 PM
Shot to death in my backyard.

Why did the pilgrims eat rocks?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 02, 2005, 01:23:36 PM
They lost all their teeth and swallowed rocks like the way birds do to grind their food.

Why shouldn't kids play with swords?

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 02, 2005, 01:48:01 PM
They know how to use them, and can actually kill people in a blind fury!!!!

Why does 4Kids productions try so hard to be cool, but fail?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 02, 2005, 09:32:42 PM
Three words.  Pee Kah Chu.

Uh-huh...Uh-huh...Uh-huh...yeah, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 02, 2005, 10:18:32 PM
Do try and pay attention...


What's this little plastic thingy that popped out of my Swiss army knife?

Edited by - Suffix on 7/2/2005 9:18:43 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on July 02, 2005, 10:54:36 PM
Cancer.



When do the cows come home, exactly?



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark Yoshi Chick on July 03, 2005, 06:54:36 AM
When the leader of the cows jumps over the moon.

Why does everybody hate Luigi?

Wow Mario & Friends save the Mushroom Kingdom and what do they get.....A CAKE!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 03, 2005, 10:59:16 AM
Because Luigi is SO cool, that he's not cool.  You know how that is.  Everyone was just overwhelmed by Luigi's coolness, that they don't like him.

(I'm just wondering) Is Donkey Kong in Mario Party 7???

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 03, 2005, 01:15:28 PM
Sadly, he isn't, because they decided to replace him yet again with stupid, lame characters such as: Birdo, Koopa Kid, and others. He still has to work that retarded D.K space.

If we play pin the tail on the donkey at a birthday party, what do donkey's play at their birthday party?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 03, 2005, 02:14:19 PM
who wants to be a millionare home edittion


hey helen ya gellin'

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2005, 02:39:58 PM
No she's not.

If you had a Regice, would you celebrate?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 05, 2005, 04:39:47 PM
No.  Most likely not.

Will you ever shut up?

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 06, 2005, 12:36:59 AM
Until now, I did.

What's this flashing red light on the top of the monitor mean?

"The Suffix: Last but not Least."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: RyanGibbs on July 06, 2005, 07:35:08 AM
The cops are coming

What ever happened to Waluigi?

Edited by - RyanGibbs on 7/6/2005 6:39:06 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 06, 2005, 01:01:24 PM
He was killed in a freak blender accident.

Will Mario ever get something better then a stupid cake for his reward at the end of the game?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 06, 2005, 01:01:56 PM
He's still around in the Mushroom Kingdom, but why dosen't he live with his brother in Diamond City.

"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 06, 2005, 07:36:16 PM
Wario and Waluigi are not brothers i have had them take extremely painful tests ro find out.They are not brothers.period with a period after.


When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much.What's so magical about what happens

YOSHIS RULE

Edited by - white_arrow on 7/6/2005 6:37:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 06, 2005, 09:27:40 PM
They make an annoying, small, forest elf.

What was the best Mario game of all, Mario is Missing, or Mario Early Years: Fun with letters?



I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 06, 2005, 10:34:42 PM
Both of them!!!!

Where was life when it had a meaning?



 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23

Edited by - Latias Dita on 7/8/2005 5:32:20 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: RyanGibbs on July 07, 2005, 08:10:27 AM
The primordial soup

What is your bologna's first name?

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 07, 2005, 08:41:56 AM
Gladis

Since when did "X" mark the spot?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 7/7/2005 7:43:56 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 07, 2005, 08:45:35 AM
Since the begining of time.

Why do people type "@" its just easier to type at?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 07, 2005, 09:20:52 AM
cuz they haf hrrble tping sklls, and need to hnt/pck slwly. Somehow, it jst is fstr to thm.

That was one of the most agonizing 3 minutes I ever spent... What's one of yours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 07, 2005, 10:25:26 AM
These SPC files that have 3 second loops but last 3 minutes.

Why on earth?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 07, 2005, 10:30:57 AM
Because ancient chinese people thought Earth was the center of the universe, but when people proved them wrong, they said that they already knew it wasnt and said they were just trying to mess with everyone.

Why do little kids pee in the pool?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 07, 2005, 10:37:06 AM
Regis will tell you



coming the monkeys are?mmmmm

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 07, 2005, 10:38:45 AM
Going the monkeys aren't.

Do you believe in people?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 07, 2005, 12:09:58 PM
NO



Can you do Da cha-cha like a sissy girl?

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BowserRival on July 07, 2005, 12:11:19 PM
What's a people.

I did my message at the same time as the guy above.

Why has Bowser got a shell?

Edited by - BowserRival on 7/7/2005 11:12:50 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BowserRival on July 07, 2005, 12:14:24 PM
No I cha-cha like a big strong man.

Why has Bowser got a shell
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 07, 2005, 12:57:23 PM
Errr...he's a turtle.

How many goomba's does it take to screw in a hyper radioactive electric generator?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 07, 2005, 02:27:01 PM
3.14159

What does 0.14159 of a goomba look like?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/7/2005 1:27:38 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 08, 2005, 02:38:32 PM
A brown foot.

Why do people hate Mondays?

"I could never get the hang of Thursadys." Arthur Dent-The Hitchhiker''s Guide to the Galaxy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 08, 2005, 03:02:11 PM
They can't be Fridays if they're Mondays.

What's a very confusing but grammatically corrent phrase?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 08, 2005, 04:48:27 PM
" Don't ask what your country can do for you, but how many burgers you can eat to embarrass your country by becoming fat and out of shape."

Is there life after 1-Ups?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on July 08, 2005, 05:16:37 PM
Yes, up until 7-ups.

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: white_arrow on July 08, 2005, 05:30:52 PM
Yes I mean No I mean MAKE THE HURTING STOP!



If you could fly.Could you fly?

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 08, 2005, 06:35:49 PM
Obviously.

What name whould you never give a pet?

 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 09, 2005, 05:01:39 PM
Supermegaultrahyperstupidflippencrazymaddude.

I'm lovin' it?

I'm a-Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 10, 2005, 03:11:41 PM
No, McDonalds sucks.

Yo foo' why does peoples think talkin' like dis is cool, dawg?

"Lord Bowser, do you like egg salad?" ~ Kammy Koopa - Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 10, 2005, 06:11:38 PM
They think it's the style of today, but it's a little too crazy for me.

If I've got the chips, where's the dip?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/11/2005 9:01:28 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 12, 2005, 01:59:45 PM
I ate it.

WASSSSSS UP?!!!!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on July 12, 2005, 02:11:59 PM
DDDAAAAAHHHH SSSKKKKYYYEEEE!!!

How come Mario never loses any weight?

I Heart my best friend...Mario!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 12, 2005, 10:36:02 PM
I think he has, actually, but his metabolism may not be too great.

How did my left eye become so blurry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 13, 2005, 04:35:56 PM
Some dude smacked it real hard......mabey it was the dwarf that lives in my bathroom....

Is it safe to stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on July 13, 2005, 04:48:57 PM
Only if you cover it with a lead shield.

Why aren't hamsters purple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 13, 2005, 06:08:35 PM
They ARE purple, because purple is really brown, and brown is really purple...

So what does that make red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 13, 2005, 08:00:38 PM
Well, it makes red aquamarine! Duh!

The question is, are you fat, or what?!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: RyanGibbs on July 15, 2005, 07:39:23 AM
no.


Who shot Liberty Valance?

Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2005, 08:42:04 AM
Ummm... that guy over there! *points at Luffy*

If Yoshi turned into a human, what would he look like?

--------------------
"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 15, 2005, 11:15:39 AM
Robin Williams.

What would happen if Mr. Potato Head was mistaken for today's side dish?

Edit: I don't think that answer was stupid enough RyanGibbs. The answer "no" just doesn't cut it!



"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/15/2005 10:17:43 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 15, 2005, 11:57:10 AM
If Mario worked for Microsoft, would he feel homesick?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 16, 2005, 03:29:14 PM
Yes, unless Bill gave him a large box of bran mushrooms.

What would happen if Bowser found out that kidnapping Princess Peach is just not a good idea?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 16, 2005, 05:26:54 PM
He'd kidnap Daisy instead.

Who wants to party like it's 1859?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 16, 2005, 09:35:02 PM
I do! I do! Wait......


Okay, I'll have a #3 with extra cheese, hold the onion....oh and make sure that burger has mustard. Am I crazy, or what?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on July 17, 2005, 01:53:34 AM
Not as crazy as me XD XP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How can CHiharu be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?



 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious)Sumomo is programed to dance whenever she''''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode 23

Edited by - Latias Dita on 7/17/2005 12:56:15 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 17, 2005, 03:05:04 PM
Because he's criminally insane.

Why is Mario Italian?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 17, 2005, 09:18:30 PM
Being raised by Italian-speaking foster parents influenced his accent. ****eory>

Any guesses on what one could do at Ike Kinswa?

Edited by - Suffix on 7/17/2005 9:25:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 18, 2005, 06:25:19 AM
Party! Or something.

Who would win: Mario or Sonic the Hedgehog?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 18, 2005, 10:01:34 AM
Why, Kirby, of course!


Why is it so hard to get a girlfriend these days?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 19, 2005, 07:32:26 PM
Because there are more ladies' men.

M*A*S*H anyone?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 19, 2005, 07:47:23 PM
Only on Tuesdays.

Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 19, 2005, 08:14:38 PM
Bacteria.

Why is popcorn such a questionable being?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 19, 2005, 08:14:44 PM
Noone, because pinneapples don't grow undersea!!

Why don't pinneapples grow undersea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 19, 2005, 09:29:59 PM
Pineapples don't have gills.

Since when do cleaning sponges live underwater?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on July 19, 2005, 09:54:42 PM
Since last Thursday.

Where does Deezer keep his bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 20, 2005, 10:04:50 AM
I don't know, ask Deezer!


Do stupid people ask stupid questions and get stupid answers?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 20, 2005, 10:35:08 AM
I think you already know the answer to that question.

What happened to the post-war dream?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 20, 2005, 11:17:02 AM
It was destroyed by the post-war Saddam dream.

Why is this question stupid?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 20, 2005, 12:15:42 PM
Ummm...becuase it wasn't on the servey.



"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/20/2005 11:16:08 AM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 20, 2005, 12:59:53 PM
Issue a command.

Why do gnomes hide from us?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 20, 2005, 01:07:54 PM
Because they are really space aliens from Alpha Centuri.

Which has more chance of happening: that pigs can fly or Mario 128 being announced on nintendo's release schedule next week?

Inner harmony is achieved through application of will.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 7/20/2005 12:08:35 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 21, 2005, 11:39:35 AM
People gaining super powers and flying to Jupiter and discovering alien life have a better chance of happening then Mario 128!

Whats up with those stupid girls walking around singing "Don't you wanna fanta?"

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on July 21, 2005, 12:11:21 PM
Its an inside joke within thier group.

Do they expect us to treat them with respect?

WELCOME TO THE MACHINE
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 21, 2005, 04:38:55 PM
The Fanta Girls?  Yes.  After all, who else is going to give that one guy in all that plaster a fanta?  (question and answer).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2005, 08:29:21 AM
I am! Wait, I hate that &*%$ commercial.

If Mario's name were an acronym for something (i.e., NASA is Nation Aeronautics Space Association), what would it be?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 22, 2005, 05:39:59 PM
Many Atomic Rabbits Itch Oscar.


Then what does Luigi's name stand for?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2005, 05:58:48 PM
Larry, ugly igloos gasp insanely.

What does Bowser's name stand for?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 24, 2005, 07:25:10 PM
Bridge, over, (toubled) water, swirled, ever, Rome

Where's that summer place where it may rain or storm, yet I'm safe and warm in *insert girl or boy's name here* arms?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2005, 10:08:26 AM
In *girl or boy's name*'s house.


Has anyone here heard of the curse of Sonic R?



--------------------

"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"

"..... What the crap was that all about?"

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 25, 2005, 02:28:12 PM
No, but now I have!

Is it okay, did I have Subway?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 26, 2005, 09:04:34 AM
Nah, not really.

Have you heard of the Mario Kart curse?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 26, 2005, 12:49:22 PM
The Mario Kart curse.....mabey......*gets a sly look on his face*

Hey, did I finally find Luigi in Super Mario 64?

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Martini on July 27, 2005, 08:59:57 PM
I dont't know, but did you find Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 27, 2005, 09:05:38 PM
Only after I found Toad.....all 354 of them....

What would happen if Mario was fused with a Tweeter?

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on July 28, 2005, 09:12:06 AM
Mario would become a dragonball z character if he can fuse with things.

What if mario farted when bowser tried to burn him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2005, 09:43:47 AM
Go boom.

What would Scooby Doo?

--------------------
"Whilst thy banter is freshest of any month-old fruit, I must away, you poppinjays! I''m off to find me lute! Forsooth!"
"..... What the crap was that all about?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 28, 2005, 10:38:35 AM
I dunno, solve a mystery.

What would Jesus Doo?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Martini on July 28, 2005, 01:04:47 PM
Party all night long.

why doesn't mario just shoot his enemys?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on July 28, 2005, 01:25:05 PM
Because he'd go crazy and shoot everyone else around him.

Why am i asking stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 28, 2005, 01:38:53 PM
Because I'm getting a stupid answer.

What would happen if Wario and Smithy decided to become school teachers?

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 29, 2005, 09:13:29 AM
Two words: MENTALLY VIOLATED.

What does NYPD stand for?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 29, 2005, 06:26:35 PM
Norman Yam poops daily.

If Bowser ate a Mushroom and got large, could he still fit inside the Burger King drive-thru?

"Does this mean were not getting pizza?" ~ Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on July 29, 2005, 08:59:34 PM
No, but with his fiery breath, he could flame broil some burgers himself.

If Mario got sucked into a black hole, would Shigeru Miyamoto go in and rescue him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on July 31, 2005, 10:17:51 PM
Yes.


Mario, Mario, He''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!

Edited by - Aarom11 on 8/3/2005 10:44:45 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 01, 2005, 10:50:28 AM
I'm gonna let Black Mage answer that one.

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 03, 2005, 07:09:20 AM
If Bowser died, who would be his replacement?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2005, 08:08:59 AM
Eggman. ;P

qwerty?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 03, 2005, 09:01:28 AM
Only on the third Wednesday in January.

If Mario went to the fortune teller, what would his fortune be?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 10:23:44 AM
"Dreaming and doing go hand in hand."

What sounds more correct: "Crazierly", or "Crazilier"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 03, 2005, 10:59:54 AM
Crazilier

So...Where does the muffin man live again?  I forgot.

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 03, 2005, 11:46:21 AM
In the North Pole, right past Candyland. There's this muffin-shaped house down Penny Lane, you can't miss it.

Why are my directions terrible?

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 01:46:45 PM
Because they're not!

When will that book come in the mail???

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2005, 05:50:42 AM
It's busy lounging in the post office, it'll come soon.

Who said it was me?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 04, 2005, 10:24:17 PM
Some dude that lives on his fat farm.

May Mario mug a muscular MagiKoopa?

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/4/2005 9:25:45 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 04, 2005, 10:44:24 PM
No, he won't win at wrestling with the "wizard".

What's so great about water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 05, 2005, 07:57:59 AM
It's gooooooooooooooooooood...

Is there something in my shoe?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 05, 2005, 12:29:01 PM
Yeah, your footie! *giggles like a little school girl*

Isn't Super Mario great?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 05, 2005, 01:40:18 PM
Heck yes he is! Gosh, what do you think?!

You gonna eat dat?!!!!

"YOU FOOOOOLS!!! YOU''VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" ~ The story telling crow from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 07, 2005, 07:15:43 AM
*glances at ice cream in her hand* Yes!

Kv snbf fk sd bfbj sdfbj fbf?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 07, 2005, 10:40:14 AM
Kv snbf fk sd bfbj sdfbj fbf?!?!?  NJK!!!  Jl snhgj bghlk otr rghjk kv!.......ghf.

What if armadillos suddenly grew twenty seven feet tall?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 07, 2005, 11:11:21 AM
We would be their slaves so JUST PUT UP WITH IT! Sheesh, all complain' and askin' questions 'n' stuff...

Why am I in a bad mood?

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"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 07, 2005, 11:13:00 AM
Bad gas+monkey stuck in brain= Madness and anger!!

Can I be one of the eight robot masters?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 07, 2005, 01:19:42 PM
no because there would be nine.

why is mario so fat?

riiiigggghhhhtttt...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 07, 2005, 07:59:11 PM
Metabolic shifting, anyone? Actually, I came up with a good theory; while Mario was questing in his early days, he was able to eat little, and his metabolism went crazy. </not actual theory>

What function could pigs serve in Mario's homeland?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FoxMcCloud on August 09, 2005, 01:23:08 PM
To see where they are going.

What does w00t mean?

Fox McCloud, Ace Pilot, at your disservice.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 09, 2005, 03:35:54 PM
It means happy.

What would Fluffernut do?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 10, 2005, 03:19:33 PM
Answer your question.

Hello, who's calling?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 10, 2005, 04:39:28 PM
I am! Gimme all your food!

I'm hungry. Can I have something to eat?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 10, 2005, 05:14:10 PM
Only if someone answers this next question!:

If there was a buzzer in front of youm would you ring it?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 10, 2005, 06:30:39 PM
If I was on a game show, yes.

If I had ten-millon dollars for each Mario game I've got, how much money do I get?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 10, 2005, 07:22:08 PM
More than ten million dollars.

What's NOT the definition of a wyvern?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 10, 2005, 07:41:52 PM
Not wyvern.

What's a piano doing in the middle of the street?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 10, 2005, 10:27:40 PM
Waiting for someone to play "Chopsticks" and rapidly be run down by angry motorists.

It's a silver, rod-like thing, with a black end. What is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 11, 2005, 12:54:30 PM
A baton for rich police officers.

Does Wart like fruit?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 11, 2005, 04:58:20 PM
Let me ask him. Wart, do you like fruit? *chomp'd*

Why does school teach you stuff that you'll probably never use in real life?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 11, 2005, 06:09:29 PM
To torture you!

Satan Kitty says, "If nobody's looking, what reason do you have NOT to steal?" -Andy Milonakis

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 12, 2005, 05:51:47 AM
It's not right and the person you stole from will be sad.

Kih rr rildskfd d ejreifslmdk zld?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 12, 2005, 04:05:33 PM
Sorry, I don't speak Martian.

Would sir like a waffer-theen mint?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 12, 2005, 10:07:46 PM
Sir would!  Sir wooooould! 8-D

Is Mr. Potter our new celebrity?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 13, 2005, 09:31:21 AM
Snape thinks so...

What is 2 divided by eleven-dy six?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 13, 2005, 02:10:53 PM
.01724137931

Why is that?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 14, 2005, 01:08:50 PM
because calulator's don't lie.

why do fools fall in love?

Hello is this Pizza Castle?~Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 14, 2005, 08:48:27 PM
Only the wise actually step into love.

"Look pencil case?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 14, 2005, 09:35:09 PM
"No pencil case, NO!"

Where is Eldorado?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 15, 2005, 05:04:48 PM
It's in the pineapple under the sea.

Does the hood got your back?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 16, 2005, 05:53:28 AM
Umm... I guess so...

Why write "Cool Tapes" on the wall?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 16, 2005, 06:42:31 AM
Why not?

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 16, 2005, 01:11:26 PM
Because obviously Homestar likes cool tapes, that's why...not.

Are the Cool Tapes cool with a bag of four grapes?

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2005, 07:09:43 PM
No, but they're cool with a pair of yellow shades from the second pail of paint.

Where's the Cheat?





"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 8/16/2005 6:10:24 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 16, 2005, 07:43:27 PM
He fell in the death hole.

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 16, 2005, 08:04:07 PM
He gets Strong Mad to do it for him, but it often comes out badly.

Is Strong Sad doing Taibo funny?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 17, 2005, 02:59:46 PM
a: aye chihuahua!
q: "do coconuts migrate?"

jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 17, 2005, 03:29:46 PM
They would if they didn't grow in the tropics.

Have you ever been to Minnesota?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 17, 2005, 04:34:12 PM
a: ALF is cute & fuzzy.
q: have you ever been to the land of duh?

out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com

Edited by - justinyoshi on 8/17/2005 3:34:41 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 17, 2005, 07:26:15 PM
No I have not.  I should go some time...you know....it miight be fun...

(Minnesota rules).

Hippos are to Oprah as crackers are to ______

“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigi-Lover on August 17, 2005, 07:41:27 PM
Christmas!!!

Why does it end when the fat lady sings?

Strangers always have the best Candies!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 18, 2005, 05:53:23 AM
Cuz the fat lady sings "It's over!"

Lksfie itetoeair ejtal wiwai slf srwi slf?

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"Do you know how many of your kind I''''ve swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 18, 2005, 04:13:06 PM
Never, you water-drenched fiend!

Do geese see God?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Almighty Voice on August 18, 2005, 05:51:54 PM
God's too high up for them, but they have a great view of Budha.

Why do all these kind of topics start out about Mario, and slowly drift away till we're talking about Minnesota and Christan geese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 18, 2005, 06:37:32 PM
Because we're going slowly through a timewarp.



What does this van make you think of?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 8/18/2005 5:37:58 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on August 19, 2005, 04:24:27 PM
ummm....uhhh...pass?

why did the chicken cross the road?




VOTE FOR PEDRO!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 19, 2005, 04:50:46 PM
To buy some KFC only to find out that he was gonna by the next meal.

Why do fire fighters wear red suspenders?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 19, 2005, 05:43:00 PM
Well, they wanted to have blue ones, but Mario accused them of plagiarism.


Why hasn't Bowser died of all the times he's been sent backflipping into a deadly pool of lava?

Edited by - Clark Beyer on 8/19/2005 4:44:02 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 19, 2005, 06:02:38 PM
Bowser likes flaming pools of lava, and as long as Mario thinks it's hurting him, then Bowser is happy.

Were you listening?


“A wagon full of pamcakes?  In the Champeen ship?!  I’d like to see ya try!” ~ Homestar Runner        
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 20, 2005, 06:23:50 AM
Yes, of course I...no.


Why didn't anyone go to Princess Peach's funeral?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on August 20, 2005, 09:03:03 AM
Mario kept the Princess' death a secret.

If you farm fog in the night, what else are you likely to cultivate?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 20, 2005, 11:33:25 AM
Batman movies. You just think of the most fantastic questions, don't you? Let's see if I can top it.

What can octopus outlets be used for besides the obvious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 20, 2005, 12:05:04 PM
Probably a frisbee; most anything can be used as a frisbee.

Could a moose smoke a pipe while whistling?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 20, 2005, 02:38:33 PM
Only if he has two mouths.

Will moths fly south once the kiwi bird eats the moon covered in chocolate syrup?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 20, 2005, 04:40:59 PM
Nope.  They'll just eat the kiwi bird's flesh as a form of revenge.



Why haven't we started selling t-shirts that celebrate the day when giant flesh-eating rabid pandas take us over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 20, 2005, 05:40:21 PM
Being taken over is stupid.



Did you see a room full of shiny weapons and 4 alien night-crawlers?



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"Do you know how many of your kind I've swatted with a newspaper? You are nothing but a smear on the sports page to me, pal! Eat me! EAT MEEEE!!!" ~ Agent K, Men in Black

Edited by - GiftedGirl on 8/20/2005 4:41:13 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 20, 2005, 09:27:41 PM
a: "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!"
q: why did the boring old wall randomly attack the coconut? O.o...

out of eden rocks!
gotee.com
friendsofoutofeden.com
outofedenonline.com

Edited by - justinyoshi on 8/20/2005 8:28:40 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on August 21, 2005, 01:34:47 AM
Trust me, the coconut had it coming.

What if Nintendo stopped making video games and started selling home exercise equipment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 21, 2005, 07:21:02 AM
Donkey Kong wouldn't be the only one on a high-potassium diet.

When will mario come to his senses and stop throwing a new party every year?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 21, 2005, 08:34:54 AM
As soon as he resigns from that fraternity...

What is the length of line segment AC if B is in between A and C and AB equals 6 and BC is one less than twice as long as AB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clark Beyer on August 21, 2005, 09:35:46 AM
17.

If Billy has 15 apples, what's the chance that a killer bee will be inside one of them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 21, 2005, 09:42:33 AM
1 out of 15.

La?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 21, 2005, 09:57:53 AM
Lo!

How about a round o' root beers for everyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 21, 2005, 03:16:39 PM
Ick, no!  I can't stand root beer.

How 'bout Dr. Pepper instead?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 21, 2005, 05:54:24 PM
I like water. Blech! Soft Drinks! I'm a health nut.

Do pigs fly?

"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 21, 2005, 05:57:19 PM
That depends...
Does Ruben Studdard own a plane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 22, 2005, 06:00:18 AM
I don't know who that is.

Where did my cookies go???

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 22, 2005, 05:13:39 PM
In Bob Barker's pantry.

If Bowser was Rosemary Clooney, what would happen?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 22, 2005, 06:41:45 PM
umm... He'd be Rosemary Clooney!

What's the point of homework?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 22, 2005, 07:59:39 PM
Nothing, teachers just want to put more stress on us so they have less to teach us in class.

Holy #$%@#! What did you eat?!!!



"You fools! You''ve messed with the natural ordaaaaaaa!!!"~ The story telling crow from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 22, 2005, 08:03:38 PM
...well...I ate a couple of gummy bears and a banana...why??  *runs away feeling rather sad*

Are you leaving like Sunday morning, or Monday morning?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on August 22, 2005, 08:19:22 PM
I'm leaving Friday.

Why do I like poking the doughboy so freakin much?

"I love that place! I always win because Every time I put a dollar in the machine I get 4 quarters!"
-Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 22, 2005, 08:21:35 PM
Because of his little giggle...it's like a drug, man...beware the dougboy's giggle!

Isn't it absolutely hilarious that Marsha Brady was the first person to ever poke the doughboy in the stomach???

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 23, 2005, 06:06:02 AM
uhhh... no.

What is that thing I feel in the box?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 23, 2005, 01:17:57 PM
A tarancula.

Cheer up Mr. Cricket, you have no central nervous system so it won't hurt when I yank of your legs!  Isn't that great?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 23, 2005, 03:38:07 PM
"No-- I don't have a clue how anybody can yank of somebody's legs. Surely you don't mean off? Right?"

Which is better: orthographic or oblique?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 23, 2005, 04:47:32 PM
I think orthographic provides more information.  Though, as such, it's more time consuming to make...

But I don't like oblique.  It just looks... off.

Can we include isometric?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 24, 2005, 05:59:04 AM
Flibertigibet.

Offje oejte eojgetgr ijr sidjfgijrj ript?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BowserRival on August 24, 2005, 11:30:41 AM
dkhjhs ssihh dojdsj sapis.

What is Sundays yesterdays tomowrows yesterday?

Nintendo rules.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 24, 2005, 02:16:03 PM
Saturday to do list: Work some apostrophes and spelling into works.

LCC stands for what, again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 24, 2005, 03:02:26 PM
Louie call Carl.

what does GAP stand for, anyways?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 24, 2005, 04:06:21 PM
It's stands for GAP And Proud.

Have you ever had a dream where your brother died?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on August 24, 2005, 09:33:43 PM
I have, yes.  But he was a fish at the time, and was buried in an ice-cream box.

I've also had a dream where my brother was dancing with ghosts.

Seriously, what's up with dreams?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 25, 2005, 01:23:07 AM
They're just nature's way of saying:  "Holy crap, you have a WEIRD mind!!!"

Do you want to be an American Idiot?

Ummm…Signature…?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 25, 2005, 05:46:40 AM
Heck yeah!

Do you like Twix?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on August 26, 2005, 07:45:14 PM
Oh definitely!  It's one of my top favorite cereals.  And I even give it to rabbits too! (take that, selfish fat kids!)  Speaking of that GAP joke, I remember something funny like that I read in Dilbert where Dilbert asked his boss, "Would you like to join the TTC Club?" and when he asked what that stood for he said "The TTC Club".  Heh heh!

In SMB2, how do the Shy Guys hurt you if they don't have any hands or weapons and wear masks over their faces?

And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 26, 2005, 09:51:59 PM
Because they have lightning fast reflexes and sharp fangs so they can lift their masks, bite you, and put it back on before you even have time to notice.

What's the difference between up and down?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis

EDIT!! I put my stupid password betewwn the U & P in up!

Edited by - Bird Person on 8/26/2005 8:53:07 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 26, 2005, 11:40:06 PM
We like to believe that up is more towards the sky, while down in directing more towards the center of the Earth.  Are we right?  You be the judge of that.

Who is Bowser's dance teacher?



It is better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar.  ~  Eragon from the book Eldest by Christopher Paolini.  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 27, 2005, 01:08:50 PM
Homestar Runner! Errrrr.....Sue Simpson from down the lane.

Are you independent about the soy products you choose?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thelink444 on August 28, 2005, 10:42:23 AM
yes.

if mario's cousin stanley stopped using bug spray, how many muffins would a hamster dance on?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 28, 2005, 04:45:15 PM
The hampsters would dance on 20 of those pastries.

Why is Dumb Donald so dumb?

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 28, 2005, 05:03:03 PM
"Iba don'tba knowba? Askba Mushba Mouthba!"

Why is King K. Rool a rip-off on Bowser?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thelink444 on August 29, 2005, 07:45:45 AM
because they both have the letter O in their names.

if you were a soda pop, what flavor would you be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on August 29, 2005, 12:26:29 PM
Arsenic.

Do mushrooms feel pain?

Through vigilence and strength we create peace.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 29, 2005, 05:00:04 PM
Only if Mario uses them for the wrong reason. Let's not go there.

Okay......who cut the cheese?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 29, 2005, 05:10:12 PM
Only when you bite 'em...

What did that watermelon do to you?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 29, 2005, 05:54:48 PM
Nothing. It's a watermelon.

What is dumber than a watermelon?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 29, 2005, 06:13:19 PM
A piece of ham, of course!

Eh? Somebody stinks! Who is it?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 29, 2005, 06:19:59 PM
You just said it: Somebody.

Who is this Somebody?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Watoad on August 29, 2005, 06:26:22 PM
I'd raise one of my hands, but I'm using both of them to type right now.

I've always been wondering why on Earth some people, like myself, use phrases such as "why on Earth" as if they really have a lot of meaning or something when the whole time toilet water north of the equator spirals in one direction as it drains while its southern counterpart spins in the other direction, and this fact of life that actually seems to have something to do with the earth is understood apparently as little as the situations in which the word "Earth" should receive a capital or lowercase "E," which is a concept that doesn't even exist in many of the planet's languages?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 29, 2005, 07:04:10 PM
We speaking English, you comprehend? That reasons use for Capitals add Proper Nouns!!

<not_stupid_question> Overall, how was Japan, Watoad? </not_stupid_question>

I'm thinking of a number between G and &... Just kidding. How many people know what a torus is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 31, 2005, 03:37:09 PM
Well, take the population of Earth and subtract it by at least one...

Why isn't the doughboy's belly punctured by now?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 31, 2005, 03:50:29 PM
Giggles make up his life-support system.

Why isn't it possible to win a staring contest against a photograph?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 31, 2005, 04:58:53 PM
Because it has practiced over three hours a day, just to beat it's counter-part.

Why does Wario smell so bad?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 07:02:03 PM
Because he likes it.

Why is Yoshi a dinosaur?

Signature.......

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 8/31/2005 6:03:20 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on August 31, 2005, 07:15:56 PM
Well, when a daddy dino and a mommy dino love each other very much, they do into their room and.......have a cup of tea.

How much body fat does Wario have on his arm alone?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 07:40:09 PM
1,000,000, .......
To be continued.

Why does Bowser have a shell?

Why does the Earth turn?

Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on August 31, 2005, 07:43:25 PM
Because all koopas do.

Why is the world flat?

Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on August 31, 2005, 07:52:03 PM
Because some peoples minds dont form right.

Why is light bright?

Why does the Earth turn?

Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on August 31, 2005, 08:36:34 PM
Light is bright because the Earth turns, which is turning because of light power.

Do you have a secret place you like to go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on August 31, 2005, 09:40:08 PM
a: professional idiot land...lol j/k!
q: wonka wonka wonka?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 31, 2005, 10:06:00 PM
"DaAaAaAaAa... A jink! Ah'm not surprised to find that ah don't know what that iiiiiihs..."

Is there any abbreviation that can sound... Good? Or intelligent? (besides e.g., i.e., and etc.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 02, 2005, 07:25:11 PM
Ummm...You know...no, there isn't.

Does Uncle Sam want YOU?

It is better to be sworn to an honest fool than to a lying scholar.  ~  Eragon from the book Eldest by Christopher Paolini.  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 02, 2005, 08:04:16 PM
It depends.

Are you sure Uncle Sam doesen't want our money?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/2/2005 7:04:37 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 02, 2005, 08:54:57 PM
Well, I think Sam just wants us to join the army to eat sandwiches and pick our noses all day.

Why didn't Donkey Kong just run down and attack Mario, given the fact he was invincible to all of Mario's attacks in the D.K Arcade game?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 02, 2005, 08:59:42 PM
His name is "Donkey Kong" please quote "Donkey" as in dumb.

Why do months loop after December?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 02, 2005, 09:34:31 PM
Just like lazy programmers, lazy important people decided not to give names to months for each year.

In which book [series] do they name seasons after items, events, or people? (Chupperson, mouth closed)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 03, 2005, 08:29:13 PM
a: when alf gets mixed up with cookie monster.

q: what does f.a.r.t. stand for?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 03, 2005, 08:39:05 PM
Freaks and rats together.

What doest SP in GameBoy Advance SP stand for?

You''re not the boss of me, Carson Daly! Get off me! -Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 03, 2005, 10:01:09 PM
Stupid Pee-pee! Everyone knows that!


What is the square root of 4376.928462810?



I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/3/2005 9:01:29 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 04, 2005, 04:17:47 PM
Elevendy six?

What are elevinsies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 04, 2005, 10:14:11 PM
a: stupid answer...lol.

q: stupid question?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 05, 2005, 02:01:48 AM
Yes.

Why doesn't Peach shave all of her hair off?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 05, 2005, 10:53:27 AM
Because her crown isn't soft.

Why does Mario have so many jobs?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 05, 2005, 12:18:01 PM
Because, if you notice, he isn't very good at being a plumber........

Did Mario ever find "The Lost Levels?"

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 05, 2005, 01:53:53 PM
a: dang, i gotza go dumb & dumber.

q: where's the dukar?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 05, 2005, 02:04:06 PM
Where your answer becomes reasonable.

What is dukar?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 05, 2005, 02:48:57 PM
Correct. $2000 to you.



What would you call the smallest particle ever discovered?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 05, 2005, 03:15:04 PM
A piece of cheese.




What would you call the largest particle ever discovered?

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/5/2005 2:17:38 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 06, 2005, 06:02:53 AM
I'd call it... SHABUGI!!!!!

Do you like... SPAM?!

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 06, 2005, 06:44:55 PM
... NO!

What ever happened to the Snapple Lady???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 06, 2005, 06:48:49 PM
She snappled in two.

Can you do the Mario?

________________________
Why does the Earth turn?
Beacause it''s got to get rid of that litter somehow.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 06, 2005, 07:38:49 PM
All you have to do is, "Swing your arms, from side to side!" So...yes!

Can you do the Luigi?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on September 07, 2005, 01:37:55 AM
"Take one step, from side to side."
"Swing your arms, and then again."

Can you do the Waluigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 07, 2005, 05:49:55 AM
Uhhh... no, not really, no.

Cookies?

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"Woo! Flushed! Yeah, back when you was an agent, you used to LOVE gettin'' flushed! You''d be all like, Flush me, J, flush me! And I''d be all like, No... You can''t quit on me now, K..." ~ Agent J, Men in Black 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 07, 2005, 09:46:46 AM
Maybe.

If?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 07, 2005, 12:45:11 PM
Sausages.

Is this a dagger I see before me?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 07, 2005, 03:02:16 PM
Hark!  It IS a dagger you see-eth befort thou!

...Befort thou??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 09, 2005, 06:38:07 PM
Yes. Stop it.

It?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 09, 2005, 06:38:55 PM
A CLOWN!

Who, me?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 09, 2005, 06:47:12 PM
Huh?

Who?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 09, 2005, 07:35:50 PM
a: (orange...nothing)...nothing doesn't rhyme with orange.
q: why aren't oranges blue?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 09, 2005, 07:39:14 PM
Well, then they'd be called blues.

How many clues does Blue REALLY have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 09, 2005, 08:41:41 PM
We know Steve has 0 clues, since he's always clueless. ***RIMSHOT***

Where is the nearest phone booth?



"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 09, 2005, 10:10:39 PM
Under your nose, while it's sticking in the forums.

Why is Coke better than Pepsi?

________________________
A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 10, 2005, 12:16:33 PM
It's not, they're the same thing! ***RIM-SHOT***

Are they the same thing?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 10, 2005, 02:36:51 PM
Some would like to think so...others would not...

What ever happened to that one guy Hitler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 10, 2005, 02:46:05 PM
He's still alive, and living peacefully in the country of Brazil.

Why didn't George Washington use a motor boat to cross the Delaware?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 10, 2005, 03:28:45 PM
He was afraid his wig would fall off. (Please do not take it personally!)

Why was 6 afaid of 7?

________________________
A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/10/2005 2:30:58 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 10, 2005, 04:00:51 PM
7 is the greatest warrior if ever there was one!

What's in Dr. J's Cure All?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on September 10, 2005, 11:58:29 PM
Dr. J.

Why did I cross the road?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 11, 2005, 08:53:49 AM
The same reason everyone else does.

What is the funniest joke in the world?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 11, 2005, 11:53:48 AM
My sig.

Look in the sky it's a ..... What is it?

________________________
A diet is what helps a person gain weight more slowly.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on September 11, 2005, 12:00:30 PM
It's a hawk eating a mourning dove(I saw that yesterday).

When did your elbows go to the cloud?

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 09:50:05 PM
On February 31st at 27:00 military time.

What do they serve you if you order chocolate milk with no chocolate and no milk?

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 09:51:13 PM
Wait a second, I'll answer that. Ovaltine.

Why are the ovaltine commercials so cheesy?

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on September 11, 2005, 10:44:01 PM
Cheese and chocolate milk are both dairy products, so they're basically the same.

Why don't they call it Roundtine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 11, 2005, 11:44:33 PM
The same reason they don't call it "Ellispetine"

Why does it seem that these children are getting smaller?!

You can put a spoon between two slices of bread and it only sticks out a little bit! –Andy Milonakis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 12, 2005, 02:41:17 AM
You haven't taken your pills for quite some time.

Why haven't you?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 12, 2005, 06:03:56 AM
It was the weekend, my mom & dad don't give me my pills then. XD

What is the meaning of life?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on September 14, 2005, 03:27:02 PM
42

Will you still need me and will you still feed me when I'm 64

"It''ll come to you in a month in a plain brown wrapper with no return address."-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 9/14/2005 2:27:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 14, 2005, 05:10:48 PM
Nope. All I need is Mario. And I don't feed you.

Why is the Poke Ball the most used item in SSBM?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 15, 2005, 03:23:45 PM
I don't know why other people use it, but I use it to see all the Pokemon.

Is there a doody in your shoe?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 16, 2005, 07:33:56 PM
a: ducky go down de hole.
q: the?

ducky go down de hole!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 16, 2005, 10:30:15 PM
What the? O_O

If Mario can play Baseball and Soccer, can he play Cricket?





I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/16/2005 9:30:56 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 18, 2005, 01:18:25 PM
No one can play a cricket, it's not an instrument. XD

Why is "meega nala kwishta" offensive?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 18, 2005, 01:40:43 PM
Because it means your a "nasty fart bag".

Does Mario like Peach?

(I didn't say "peaches" I said "Peach" As in "Prinncess Peach Toadstool".)

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/20/2005 9:13:47 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 18, 2005, 03:35:10 PM
Studies show he's allergic to them.

Does Mario like Princess Peach?

"My spirit burns like the sun and I shall dry you like a prune."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 18, 2005, 04:50:25 PM
Only if she gives him her panties every Wednesday.

How come in Mario Baseball, your outfielders are never in the correct place?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 19, 2005, 06:01:48 AM
I have no clue, I haven't played it.

Shouldn't they have named Hurricane Katrina "Stitch" instead? (they're both very destrucive)

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 19, 2005, 06:44:47 AM
You know what they're like.

Are blue Thwomps depressed?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 19, 2005, 05:38:47 PM
No, they're frustrated.

What does the Swiss Army look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 19, 2005, 07:07:14 PM
Like Swiss, or Swiss Cheese.

Where is my cat?

________________________
Game Boy Micro is for little kids, because they have little pockets.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 20, 2005, 05:46:52 AM
In your hat.

What's that in your pocket that is shiny?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 20, 2005, 11:13:24 AM
Why, it's a stone with an incomprehensible symbol on top, that I found in a Place. Oh no, a monster with lots of limbs in the wrong places wants it!

Why am I such an Infocom nerd?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 20, 2005, 05:42:37 PM
Because an Infocom monster has been glued to yer head.

How come Wario's arms are so huge, but his legs are smaller then the palm of my hand?

I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 20, 2005, 10:10:52 PM
Wario works out, but his legs dissapeared  on his last 10 hour work out, and he really stuffs 5 pillows in his sleeves.

Did you clip your toe nails?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 21, 2005, 05:47:56 AM
NO!

Why red slime?

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"Hey, Loincloth... Please to be putting on more clothes... like 5 or 6 more clothes." ~ Strong Bad, Trogdor Con ''97
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 22, 2005, 01:10:14 PM
There is no green slime in stock at the moment.

Who bought all the green slime?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 01:32:45 PM
Luigi.

Where's the bathroom in Princess Peach's Castle?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/22/2005 12:33:43 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 22, 2005, 03:46:26 PM
What castle? Peach lives in a Porta Potty!

How long would it take for Wario to consume five pieces of chicken, plus 10 beef patties, 4 large french fries, 15 fruit salads and a diet soda?



I have the body of a God! Unfortunately, it''s Buddah.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 22, 2005, 04:19:50 PM
15 seconds.

I ran. I got the ball. I brought it back. Now what?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 22, 2005, 04:21:50 PM
Roll over.

Where's the bacon?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 22, 2005, 05:07:05 PM
The machine broke. What's the warranty on that signature? I want a refund.

[I.J.]What could cut french toast better than a Russian assault rifle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 23, 2005, 06:11:38 AM
A French Toast cutter. XD

What's that tall thing behind you?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 23, 2005, 01:26:31 PM
A giant angry -- wait, no -- aaaaaarrrggghhah!! Ah! Ah! Noooo!

Whew. What was that?!

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 23, 2005, 02:10:06 PM
a: a giant, cute & fuzzy, baby ALF that just sneezed.

q: if a coconut is jumping on the ceiling, does it go up & down, or down & up?

ducky go down de hole!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 9/23/2005 1:10:34 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 23, 2005, 03:11:21 PM
It doesn't go up at all. It goes down... way, WAY down...

Why do you guys think Mom's so happy all of a sudden?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 24, 2005, 06:46:47 PM
She won the lotto!

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 24, 2005, 08:13:49 PM
I don't know.

How come I don't know?

Nintendo,Mario,and Bomberman pwns. Sony,Microsoft,and Halo are n00bs.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 24, 2005, 09:04:40 PM
Because your not smrt. (Smart)

Is your pillow lumpy?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 24, 2005, 09:13:46 PM
Ye-he-heeees.  <:-(

<1:-)    Does that look like a wizard dude to you?  Or at least some guy with a pointy hat?

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/24/2005 8:16:25 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 26, 2005, 05:58:24 AM
Pointy hat guy!

Iwhfkaewaiwtpgfveikht?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 06:35:05 AM
No it's ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

Are you dead? (Sorry about that I didn't see the other one.)

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 9/26/2005 4:12:00 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 26, 2005, 03:38:09 PM
See my previous response.

Is a cold lake cold?

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 26, 2005, 09:01:48 PM
Not unless it's... cold.

Why is it called Halo?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on September 26, 2005, 09:04:34 PM
Because the Devil hates it.

What color are your blankets?

________________________
Guy: He''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 27, 2005, 05:53:17 AM
Bluuuuuuuuuuueee!!!

Why do people drink beer when they know it's bad for them?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 27, 2005, 03:17:34 PM
Because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Why should I not stop smoking?

But burning in my heart, the memory smoulders on, of the gunner''s dying words on the intercom...~ Roger
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 27, 2005, 05:14:42 PM
There is no reason to not stop smoking.

Why does Waldo hide so much, anyway?

My friend John: Wow! I can see my own breath! It''s already that time of year?
Me: No. Your breath just smells. Really bad.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 27, 2005, 05:15:17 PM
Because it's jthust a pith between your teef and gum.


What would happen if God decided that people would be funnier if they had more arms?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 9/27/2005 4:16:57 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 27, 2005, 06:41:56 PM
We'd have more arms.

What's that in your drink?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 27, 2005, 08:32:45 PM
Contrary to popular belief, it is indeed a SPOON.

You come to a vast dining hall. Obvious exits are MOUSE, PODIUM, and MICHAEL. What will you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 12:04:39 AM
Order a hamburger.

Am I the only one on the board who stays up until 12?

Edited by - Bird Person on 9/28/2005 12:00:48 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2005, 05:41:42 AM
I dunno. I certainly don't stay up that late.

Shabugi?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 05:10:41 PM
Of course.

Why no HOW does GiftedGirl wake up at 4 am?

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2005, 05:29:36 PM
I didn't. The FF's time is set to the Pacific time zone.

Why do blondes seem to have more fun?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 28, 2005, 05:51:19 PM
They are just so stupid that they think they are, but they are really not, which is like society today in reality.

Am I concidered a stalker?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 28, 2005, 06:04:15 PM
By the guy who drives the ice cream truck (and the cat lady from across the street) yes.

What does inatimate rhyme with?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 28, 2005, 06:04:15 PM
GAsp!  I never double post....until now...NO!

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 9/28/2005 5:04:38 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jin on September 28, 2005, 06:52:21 PM
Aha
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 28, 2005, 06:59:03 PM
...No...

Infinte? sort of...

Has anyone here heard of "the 5 seconds long song?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 28, 2005, 07:57:09 PM
See my previous previous response.

Was that a good stupid answer?

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 29, 2005, 06:14:11 AM
Not really.

Where's my other shoe?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:18:16 AM
On your other foot.

If you toast evil bread in a bending position, what happens?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 29, 2005, 08:25:10 AM
It will spring back into your eye.

Why can I post during school?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:34:45 AM
...Because you're luckier than me...

If GameCube discs were made of rubber, could we throw them like frisbees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on September 29, 2005, 11:25:45 AM
Nope, we would use them to get tight lids off of pickle jars.

What is absolutism, could I be one?

DRAGGING BEHIND YOU< THE SILENT REPROACH OF A MILLION TEAR-STAINED EYES....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 29, 2005, 03:06:39 PM
I have no clue.

What's the matter?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on September 29, 2005, 04:56:33 PM
Nothing.

What's the square root of 2-495757438713674573187534435784..324545434.44245-24353.4523.4.532.4.43.4.5.4.4..45.43.43.454.54.54.54255656-7554=6-44-4=65-6----775254 ++++++4857920594857489353220284949?

Mario pwns!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 05:39:40 PM
Complicated.

What is the name of the law?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on September 29, 2005, 05:43:32 PM
Mitchell

What does balsa wood taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 29, 2005, 07:15:54 PM
Like a little bit of balsa with a little bit of wood.

Why does John Handcock like to sign things real big?

I''m against double posting.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on September 29, 2005, 08:03:52 PM
`CUZ!


How many miles are in a gallon?


Johnny thought he was a chemist, but dosen''t any more,
What he thought was H2O was H2SO4!

Edited by - Koopaslaya on 9/29/2005 7:11:24 PM

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 29, 2005, 08:05:40 PM
Depends how heavy.

Why are burgers from Mexican restaurants so good?

I can talk English more better than you.

Edited by - Bird person on 9/29/2005 10:14:42 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 30, 2005, 06:06:34 AM
They're not.

A big ant and a little ant are sitting on a bench. The little ant pokes the big ant repeatedly. The big ant says 3 words and the little ant starts crying. What were those 3 words?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 08:21:25 AM
Mexican burgers: YUM!

Who wears long longjohns?

I can talk English more better than you.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on September 30, 2005, 09:31:02 AM
A:  Mr. Silver.



Q:  Why did Nintendo Power change to a "new look"?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on September 30, 2005, 02:17:28 PM
a: nothing rhymes with orange.
q: is bored made out of woooooould?

ducky go down de hole!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 30, 2005, 06:38:49 PM
No, it's made of woooooorms.

What is the square root of the alphanumeric value of the third favorite color of Mario's second cousin once removed through marriage devided by the first three multiples of the average number of coins in sub-level K=8# pH of the Minus World in Super Mario Bros.?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 30, 2005, 07:29:28 PM
Poop.

Why is my answer to Glorb's question illogical?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on September 30, 2005, 08:42:18 PM
A:  Poop



Q:  Is scab salad really good for you?  I mean, really?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 30, 2005, 08:55:15 PM
Who needs dried cranberries, I say? No, it's practically worthless in the face of spinach, pancake batter, and turtle mustard.

What did YOU think when you read "scab salad?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on September 30, 2005, 09:06:31 PM
I thought Salad Fingers got a scab.

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 01, 2005, 02:25:10 AM
It's 'pardon', not what.

Who wears short shorts?

I''ve noticed something amongst some people''s signatures- they''re not always perfektt.

Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 10/1/2005 1:27:04 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 01, 2005, 02:35:41 AM
A:  He does.



Q:  Can optical mice cause cancer?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 01, 2005, 10:30:41 AM
Yes, and leprosy. I learned that the hard way.

Dein glurpend, uberfeinspoin von achtung schutzstaffel don nein, sovastung dorg leiben gutenhimmelschweinuber groppenheimer?

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 02, 2005, 07:47:44 AM
Sorry, I don't speak German.

If Tidbit's outside his doghouse then what's that thing inside it?

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"This little girl is wasting her time! 626 cannot be taught to ignore his destructive programming!" ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 02, 2005, 08:03:23 PM
FINE, you can stop hinting. I'll get out.

Why do I have to get out? I was paying rent!

If birds breathed fire everytime they posted, the forum would''ve blow''d up by now.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 02, 2005, 08:27:08 PM
The place needs to be fumigated for goombas.

Why is chess made out of corndogs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 02, 2005, 08:34:06 PM
Because it's not made out of hot dogs.

If the X-Nauts decided to just use all their fancy equipment to take over the world instead of trying to contact an evil spirit, would they have been more successful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 02, 2005, 08:36:09 PM
Because that dog can hunt.

Why do dolphines have a space stations?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 03, 2005, 08:17:47 AM
Blue Toad's question: No

Luigison's question: Because they are tired of living on earth.

What would happen if Tangata blew up Isle  Delphino?

Macbeth tried hard - he gave it a good stab.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 03, 2005, 02:58:12 PM
The police would say "Oh crap, the island's in trouble again" and blame Mario for it, like always.

What's the point of the left shoe?!

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 03, 2005, 03:17:15 PM
It's for starting off on the wrong foot.



Why are they called Rub Rabbits?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 03, 2005, 05:02:47 PM
Cause you rub them.

Want to play Mario Glolf?

Naruto Uzumaki. The Next Hokage. A Ninja Legend!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 03, 2005, 06:13:29 PM
No thanks, I have pneumonia.

What is the most amusing disease?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 03, 2005, 08:48:36 PM
enlarged humerus

Or would that be considered a condition?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 04, 2005, 11:23:33 AM
Both.

Do you like Mario?

Mario, Mario, He''s our Man, If he can''t tripple-jump and ground-pound no one can!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 04, 2005, 11:34:34 AM
Yes.

Will I answer my own question?

Mario, Mario, He''s our Man, If he can''t tripple-jump and ground-pound no one can!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 04, 2005, 04:21:12 PM
No, you double poster, you.

All in favor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 04, 2005, 07:49:58 PM
Say I? Do I have to?

If your not bad to the bone, that what bad are you?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on October 04, 2005, 07:55:46 PM
Good.

Will you answer Aarom's question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 04, 2005, 08:25:40 PM
That depends...

Is Aarom planning to take over the world and destroy anyone who did not answer his question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 05, 2005, 05:48:10 AM
No, he don't seem like that type of person.

Okay, who took my PopTarts?!

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 05, 2005, 11:36:09 AM
Probably the same guy who's going to destroy us for avoiding his question.

Who gets the final say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 06, 2005, 05:54:11 AM
A person!

What's the secret ingrediant?

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"His destrucive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistably drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone''s left shoe." ~ Jumba, Lilo & Stitch
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 06, 2005, 02:03:42 PM
Your pop-tarts. I need it to deactivate my take over the world machine because I was possessed by an evil force who asked me a question which is if you want to destroy Mario... I said no. I was possessed and then broke free.

Did you get all that?

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 06, 2005, 04:11:09 PM
A bucket of ham, three spoons of raw hamburger meat, a side of Grandma's cookies and 15 helpings of Road kill. Gotcha!

Why did Donkey Kong climb three stories to toss barrels at Mario?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 06, 2005, 04:27:24 PM
Because it was his third birthday!

Where's Yoshi?


________________________
Guy: He''''s moving to Kansas!

Other Guy: We are not in Kansas anymore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 06, 2005, 04:35:35 PM
On the place with an O ans an A.

Where is the place with an O and an A? (Sorry, didn't see that.)

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.

Edited by - Aarom11 on 10/7/2005 12:38:23 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 06, 2005, 08:53:56 PM
Oh you decided to go on without me, that's fine with me.

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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/8/2005 10:21:09 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 07, 2005, 07:37:06 PM
Look at my last post. Editing doesen't make the topic a green mushroom.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on October 08, 2005, 10:31:44 PM
a: bowling balls.
q: did hole go down the duh?

ducky go down de hole!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on October 08, 2005, 10:59:13 PM
Sorry, Duff Beer went up the whole.

Why aren't you in love with an Oscar Meyer weiner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 09, 2005, 10:20:22 AM
I am an Oscar Mayer Weiner Hot Dogs, Hot Dogs.

Doo u liek hawt dawgs?

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 09, 2005, 10:40:41 AM
No I have never licked one before

Does Mario sleep in his tanooki suit?

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Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 09, 2005, 03:23:52 PM
I don't know.

Do you know?

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on October 09, 2005, 03:35:07 PM
Yes.

How you do get wrinkles out of your birthday suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2005, 03:37:16 PM
Use Lizard Dudes time machine.

Why does Bob not exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 10, 2005, 08:30:28 PM
He did... at one point. What? Why are you staring at me?


What's the worst room in Luigi's Mansion?



You''re all my FFFFs . My Freakin'' Fungi Forum Friends!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 11, 2005, 05:57:38 PM
The out house Toad was in.

Why didn't Mario use an atomic flesh obliterator instead of a water pack in SMS?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 11, 2005, 06:13:26 PM
It would be to easy.

Huh?

Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 11, 2005, 08:39:58 PM
Yeah, I know.

What was the best room in Luigi's Mansion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 11, 2005, 10:21:14 PM
The Conservatory! By far, the best.

For whom does the bell tolls? (besides those pigs)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 04:08:17 PM
Doopliss. In PM:TTYD I tried putting his name but no P so it's Dooliss.

Does dooliss sound funny?

Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!

Edited by - Aarom11 on 10/12/2005 3:08:53 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 12, 2005, 06:53:45 PM
Kinda.  Dooliss...hm.  It makes me chuckle.

(answer to suffix:  Probably Robert Jordan, but who knows, Hemingway's a drunk).

Why couldn't I resist answering the question that someone else had answered before me?  Why!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 06:55:37 PM
Because I forgot to put a question on my post so I edited it but you knew so you ansered Suffix's.

Chow?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on October 12, 2005, 09:30:42 PM
I chow back.

Is Wario in Super Mario Sunshine?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 13, 2005, 12:23:19 AM
No, the private plane he was in got too heavy and crashed.

Where oh where?

Why do they give electric toothbrushes names like there are different models? They''re not cars!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 13, 2005, 12:38:27 AM
There oh there.

If Mario weighed 700 pounds, who would be the prime minister of Canada?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:26:41 AM
The guy from South Park.

Are you tired?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 13, 2005, 07:39:49 AM
I did wake up pretty early today, but no.

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

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Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:42:05 AM
Yawn...

Candy?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 13, 2005, 08:55:25 AM
Yep, it's dandy.

Have Mario and Kirby met?

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Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 10:48:00 AM
In SSBM.

What's 2+2?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 13, 2005, 01:02:48 PM
That depends...

Does "+" refer to arithmetic addition, or some other law of composition on an abelian group?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 13, 2005, 01:49:13 PM
Neither. Seriously. It's part of a fragmented equasion concerning anodes and some other stuff that's kind of scary.

CRTs: Unappreciated?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 03:03:44 PM
No.

Want to get high? (I do not do drugs in real life.)

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dud Bomb on October 15, 2005, 01:46:12 AM
why does bowser change hight and size from game to game

Mario runs jumps swims fly save peach and throw vegtables sooooo... wears the iron six pack
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 15, 2005, 08:09:09 AM
You need to answer he question first then post your question.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 15, 2005, 01:14:16 PM
Okay, I'll answer your question Aarom.

Yes, in a jet plane.

How come Waluigi is so skinny but he never gets blown away by the wind?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 15, 2005, 01:30:51 PM
Dud Bomb: Because no one cares.

PaperLuigi: His evil is his weight.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 17, 2005, 04:13:20 PM
Uhhhh...UUHHHHh....*panicks at lack of question*....

er...ANSWER!

Okay...wow...did I lose my cool back there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 17, 2005, 04:19:37 PM
No, you did a good job.

How much longer... Gotta go... Oh no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 04:45:44 PM
Yes.

I wanted no one to answer my last question. It thata good idea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on October 17, 2005, 04:54:34 PM
Maybe not. Is Wario friends with Mario?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 06:34:56 PM
You might as well ask "Does Mario like Bowser?"

Ummmm ...... What I just asked above.

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.

Edited by - bigmariofan1.0 on 10/17/2005 5:35:25 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: justinyoshi on October 17, 2005, 06:58:14 PM
a: message bored.

q: ghoulie-ghoulie?

ducky go down de hole!

Edited by - justinyoshi on 10/17/2005 5:59:16 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 17, 2005, 06:59:41 PM
No.

Do you like this picture?

/\
\/
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 17, 2005, 07:02:13 PM
Yes.

(Whispers so Aarom11 can't hear) What was that a picture of?

_____________________________
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Other Guy: Well thats because someone''''''''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 17, 2005, 08:58:19 PM
A radioactive bipolar Utonium atom.

Why is Peach such a bimbo?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 18, 2005, 03:45:58 PM
Cause' she's stupid.

What did BMF1.0 say in his last post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 18, 2005, 04:31:19 PM
Nothing of consequence.

*researches past posts in hope of inspiration*

When which way whent whalloping wharnals?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 18, 2005, 04:42:03 PM
What? Wi wdon't wknow wwhat wyou're wtalking wabout.

Get the message?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 18, 2005, 07:12:15 PM
No, not really.

Where my hat is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 18, 2005, 08:14:49 PM
On your head.

What color is The Blue Toad's hat?

_____________________________
Guy:That dial tone is annoying.

Other Guy: Well thats because someone''s cat was strangled on the phone line.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 18, 2005, 10:43:15 PM
Not blue.

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 19, 2005, 12:11:51 AM
Poorly.

What's wrong with my computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 19, 2005, 03:12:06 AM
Computers are perfect machines.  It is only the people who program them who make mistakes.  (It is annoying when people say that.)



Would you rather be blind but also be able to turn invisible, or be forced to eat sloppy joe's for every lunch for the rest of your life while living in Alaska?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 19, 2005, 04:39:19 PM
Blind! Blind! (I dislike sloppy joes intensely, too... "sloppy")

Why to teachers use "Wrap Ums" so insistently? (primarily, math teachers)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 19, 2005, 07:19:45 PM
To annoy you.

Do you like homework?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 19, 2005, 08:44:49 PM
I hate homework with a passion.



Was Suffix talking about these things?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 19, 2005, 09:00:35 PM
No, he was typing about them.

What is the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 19, 2005, 09:05:58 PM
Magic 8-ball says:  Yes, definitely.



Who on this board is from Utah?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 21, 2005, 03:31:22 AM
You are!!

What is princess-what's-her-name's real name?

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 06:50:18 AM
Princess what's her age.

How many Yoshis are on Yoshi's Island?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 21, 2005, 08:46:17 AM
Eleventy-six.

Is that the stupidest thing you've ever heard?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 21, 2005, 09:39:18 AM
Not quite.

Is it true that two who do view two too few view you who view too few too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 09:42:40 AM
I'll answer when you get cured.

Doctor, how long should it take?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 21, 2005, 10:30:05 AM
About 4 seconds.  BAM!  I am good.

Are Martha Stewart and Michael Jackson both innocent?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2005, 04:04:16 PM
Seven and noun.

What are these whiteish crystals that are stuck in this milkshake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 21, 2005, 04:33:14 PM
Ice made from the milkshake.

Do you like milkshakes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 21, 2005, 04:57:10 PM
Milkstirred, not milkshaken.



If you were sentenced to get a new tattoo every year for the rest of your life, what would your first one be?  It has to be at least the size of a quarter, visible to the naked eye, and permanent.



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 04:59:53 PM
A Quarter.

How big is a penny?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 21, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
About the size of Abe Lincoln's head.

Why does that squirrel keep following me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 21, 2005, 07:31:03 PM
You might be "nuts".

Does Wario have a six pack or a keg?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 21, 2005, 07:32:28 PM
Yes, a six pack of 100 pounds.

Does Mario use a Game Shark?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 21, 2005, 08:37:54 PM
Heck no.  He might use a Game Dolphin, though.

If you could change the name of these forums for a week, what would you change it to?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 21, 2005, 11:44:40 PM
Easy, I'd proclaim it the "New Temperence Society!"

How many people wouldn't dislike such a title?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 22, 2005, 10:38:49 AM
I wouldn't dislike such a title!

Is there REALLY that much of a difference between "The" and "Th3"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on October 22, 2005, 02:50:12 PM
ñ0

What have I done??!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 22, 2005, 04:07:54 PM
You've ruined the punchline!!

A chair, a cantelope, and a robot walk into a fancy restaurant. What did the waiter say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 22, 2005, 05:02:59 PM
Awww...I wish you guys were a nun a priest and a raibi...

How many Boos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 03:57:45 AM
None. They're scared of light!

Why are boos scared of light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 23, 2005, 05:47:28 AM
Because it makes them naked.



Have you ever really, really--really, really--ever loved a woman?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on October 23, 2005, 09:26:45 AM
^^^
Thats not really a "Stupid Question"

Why does Mario like  so much?

Edited by - khold on 10/23/2005 8:30:15 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 23, 2005, 09:30:18 AM
Cause he likes s.

Can you ask a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on October 23, 2005, 09:31:58 AM
Why does Mario like "m u s hr o o m s" so much?

(read between the spaces cause it blocks out the word if I do it whole)

Edited by - khold on 10/23/2005 8:42:11 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 24, 2005, 03:14:59 PM
'Cuz they're good.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 24, 2005, 04:13:20 PM
Obviously because a spearow is like a table cloth.

What will YOU give the trick-or-treaters this year?  A trick, or a treat?  
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 24, 2005, 04:19:52 PM
Bullets.

Who is I am who am?

Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 24, 2005, 04:32:19 PM
I am.

Am I who am I am?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 24, 2005, 04:46:50 PM
SYNTAX ERROR

"Tippecanoe, and _______, too!"
Would you be so kind as to fill in the blank?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 24, 2005, 05:07:23 PM
No, I don't think so.

Who ate the last french fry??

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 10/24/2005 4:07:50 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 25, 2005, 07:56:14 PM
Urrppp...sorry.

Like, dude do you know where I can get some chips and salsa in this dump?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 10/25/2005 6:56:33 PM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 25, 2005, 08:02:21 PM
In the chips and salsa resturant.

How much money is a life?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on October 25, 2005, 08:11:41 PM
2.54

What are all the Luigis on?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on October 26, 2005, 01:11:53 PM
On each other.

Why can't Peach learn Kung-Fu to kick Bowsers butt?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 26, 2005, 05:03:35 PM
She's an attension hog and Bowser gives her money to be kidnapped.

Is Sonic still Mario's rival?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 26, 2005, 05:47:13 PM
No, Mario hasn't seen Sonic since the fourth grade.

If all of the Luigi's are on each other, then what are the Mario's on?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 26, 2005, 05:54:16 PM
They're all minis in SM128.

Are you excited for SMS?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 26, 2005, 08:03:02 PM
Oh man, I can't WAIT for Super Mario Sunshine!

When is that coming out, again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 26, 2005, 08:06:27 PM
It's coming out 3 years to now.

Who is the old woman up in the window?

Hurry Up The Cakes!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 27, 2005, 06:11:01 AM
My Granny.

Did the monkey take my money?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 27, 2005, 07:28:16 AM
Yes, but that's a tax collector.

In  that cage, is that a skinny tiger, or a fat cat?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 27, 2005, 03:52:04 PM
Both.

Are you excited for SMS? (Super Mario Strikers. Sorry for the mistake.)

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 27, 2005, 06:33:59 PM
No, I don't like soccer.

Why won't those puppies quit following me home?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 31, 2005, 06:50:00 AM
Because of that sirloin steak you keep in your back pocket.

When will waluigi feature in a game of his own.

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 31, 2005, 07:02:09 AM
When pigs fly.

Where's my hat?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 31, 2005, 09:56:29 AM
On the pig that just flew away.

Does that mean Waluigi will get his own game?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 31, 2005, 03:24:06 PM
Yes.

What do you think is a good title for Waluigi's new game?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 31, 2005, 05:36:06 PM
"The Game That Never Was, starring Waluigi"

Why aren't you trick-or-treating right now?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 31, 2005, 05:46:15 PM
Because these kids flood over to our house first.

What's Halloween?

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Retard: "I saw a sign that said train crossing and, you know what happened?"
Me:"What?"
Retard:
"A train crossed!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on October 31, 2005, 06:07:26 PM
A day with Hallow weens

What's a ween?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on October 31, 2005, 10:27:23 PM
A band.

How many boxed NES games do you own, and has your mom ever played Tetris?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 31, 2005, 10:37:36 PM
Zero. Yes.

Why did Toad cross the road?

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 01, 2005, 02:08:57 AM
To get to the house across the street and egg it!

What if your house was getting egged by a toad?

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 01, 2005, 08:24:25 AM
I would send him back to the pond.

Where is the nearest pond?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MetalMario on November 01, 2005, 10:14:48 AM
two steps away!

why do people hate green day?

scroll:mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 01, 2005, 10:46:24 AM
Because it's sacrelgious not to call it St. Patrick's Day.



What is your favorite bird with wings?



 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 01, 2005, 05:53:45 PM
The Bird of Prey! That make has pretty neat wings.

Besides Chupperson, who recognizes that name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on November 01, 2005, 06:36:21 PM
Uhhhh... Bird Person?

Do you like to type?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 01, 2005, 07:57:47 PM
Only when typing likes me.

When was the last time you had your monkey checked for lung cancer?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 02, 2005, 12:10:13 AM
The last time I took it to the doctor to have it checked for lung cancer.

Where do you take a sick monkey, anyway?

When I''m older, I want to be a hobo!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 02, 2005, 06:37:27 AM
To the sick monkey place!

So, where is the sick monkey place?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 02, 2005, 06:59:38 AM
Up your butt and around the corner.

CAN YOU DO THE DADDY DANCE?!

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 02, 2005, 07:14:06 AM
Go to Newgrounds, Mario can!

Are Waddle Dee, and Waluigi friends?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 06, 2005, 01:40:19 PM
Maybe, maybe not.

Is there a glue-stick on my toe?

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"Hey, I''m a voter! Aren''t you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?" ~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters 2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 06, 2005, 02:10:25 PM
Only if a toe is on your glue-stick.


Why does Wario look so crazy in Mario Strikers?

I''m-a Luigi! Number-a one!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 07, 2005, 05:47:36 AM
He hasn't had his grapefruit juice yet.

Why does luigi jump funny in SMB2?

Nothing suceeds like a toothless parrot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Fifth on November 07, 2005, 01:07:33 PM
When the Mario Bros. first started out on thir adventures, Luigi wasn't able to jump very high.  He was always nervous about falling into pits, and was worried that he wouldn't be able to jump high enough to be of any use.  And so he turned to his brother, Mario, who never seemed to have any trouble with the matter.
"Just imagine," came Mario's advice, "that you're climbing a ladder into the sky.  Then it won't be so hard."
Luigi took Mario's advice to heart, even going through the motions of climbing a ladder in the air!  It looked a little silly, but he was able to jump higher than ever before.  And he still jumps like that to this day.

...My brother told me that story years ago when we were little kids.  Did it make any sense?

Go Moon!

Edited by - Fifth on 11/7/2005 11:08:29 AM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on November 07, 2005, 04:03:38 PM
No. Luigi jumps like Mario now in the recent games.

How many Es are there in WHEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 07, 2005, 04:40:43 PM
This many : EEEEEEEEEEEE

Can someone give me the number for that?

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 07, 2005, 10:14:53 PM
Sure! It's twenty-leventh.

Down with similarity! Up with what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 08, 2005, 05:14:52 PM
Up with...can I tell you next saturday?

How is Mario and Papa Smurf alike?

Orginized is my middle name.

Poorly is my first.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 08, 2005, 05:15:52 PM
Differances.

Why did Muddy eat the Blue PokeBlock when I specifically told him not to?!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 15, 2005, 08:50:46 PM
Who can't resist mud?

Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on November 15, 2005, 09:54:17 PM
This is an answer.

What don't I have behind my back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 16, 2005, 02:27:57 PM
Your back.

Is this a smiley I see? :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 16, 2005, 06:37:14 PM
Nope. It's Mr.Melee.
Why do I like turtles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on November 16, 2005, 07:44:26 PM
Because you don't like frogs.

Why am I so cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 16, 2005, 07:50:00 PM
Because you're awsome!

Why is this "bold" text?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 17, 2005, 12:32:33 AM
Because it bravely jumped in the middle ofthe rest of your text.

What's a robut?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Soup or Mario? on November 17, 2005, 03:06:23 PM
A robot and a butt mixed together.

Where's my  mom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CashCrazed on November 17, 2005, 03:21:27 PM
Yo mama's so fat she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water!

Who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 17, 2005, 03:46:40 PM
Bob.

I am considered a different person now because I don't have "The" in front of my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 17, 2005, 04:17:46 PM
I can't answer your question as it isn't a question, so, I will not answer your question that isn't a question, although you think it's a question even though it isn't but it is, but is what I think different from what you think you though that you thinked?

Did you understand what I said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 17, 2005, 04:45:37 PM
Who didn't?

Why are there Donkey Kong Banana-Chicken things?
Title: Khold
Post by: Khold on November 17, 2005, 05:14:07 PM
Because DK can't tell them apart

Whats Mario's reward for saving Peach behind the scenes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 18, 2005, 01:39:58 PM
A fresh baked candied mushroom muffin. Those things are seriously good.

I can think of a few muffins that would make fitting punishments; what would be some possible ingredients for such things?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 18, 2005, 05:22:26 PM
Laxatives, prunes, and fiber.

What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 19, 2005, 08:40:41 PM
They are spelled differently.

What isn't a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 20, 2005, 02:42:31 PM
Is there life after death?
(question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 20, 2005, 02:46:25 PM
Depends on your religion, but we all agree that there is death after life.

Are you asking for a CHALLEEEEENGE?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 20, 2005, 02:52:36 PM
Opps didn't mean to post here.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 20, 2005, 02:54:37 PM
No.

What's your guess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 20, 2005, 02:54:09 PM
I guess not.

Whatever happened to rechargeable batteries?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 20, 2005, 03:03:44 PM
In a bizarre twist of fate, Chuck McGrueder sued the Rechargable Batteries family for trespassing and defacing his property, during which, Lampshade escaped the border with his birth certificate.
Details at 11.

Isn't alliteration awesome?



Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 20, 2005, 03:21:35 PM
Nuh uh! Similes are the best!


What is Yoshi's I.Q?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 20, 2005, 03:33:19 PM
Fairly high.

What is Eggman's I.Q.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 21, 2005, 03:48:46 AM
0.75

How many more mario party games will nintendo release?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 21, 2005, 05:53:34 AM
They'll release new ones 'till the cows come home!!

If my right hand is up, and my left is down, where is my legs pointing to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on November 21, 2005, 01:04:49 PM
Around and around

If you were Link, what would you choose? Door #1 or door #2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Maximus on November 21, 2005, 04:03:56 PM
Door #2.

Why do people think DiC's cartoons are awesome when they really aren't?
Title: This analogy makes no sense, but I like it.
Post by: DeadAwake on November 21, 2005, 05:20:39 PM
DiC cartoons are the glue that binds the pages of our generation.

In 10 words or less, what was the last dream you had?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 21, 2005, 06:20:15 PM
I didn't have a dream, I couldn't sleep good.

I like to move it, move it! You like to--?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Linkboy on November 21, 2005, 06:27:14 PM
dance like a Lemur


When is the apocalis
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 21, 2005, 06:25:38 PM
Once Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast says so.

Why is my name Mr.Melee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 21, 2005, 08:43:53 PM
Because you are a fan of Super Smash Brothers Melee, I am guessing.

What is the name of Elaine's boss in the show, Seinfeld, again?  (It's bugging me that I can't remember...)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 22, 2005, 04:34:49 PM
I forgot, and we have a winner on my name (its also cause I'm really good:))

What's a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 22, 2005, 07:15:11 PM
There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (used to be someone's sig.)

Duh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 22, 2005, 07:30:38 PM
Buh.  Fuh.

Is the spikey red thing wrapped around Lord Crump's head his beard or part of his scarf thingy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 23, 2005, 06:48:33 AM
I'm saying it's a scarf to be safe.

What's that thing on your nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 23, 2005, 03:48:56 PM
Skin.

Why do Sony and Microsoft only make violent video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 23, 2005, 04:59:01 PM
Cause 11-14 year olds love to buy them.

What does the SSJ in my username stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 23, 2005, 04:59:41 PM
Sean Says Jump.

Where do you get what the sign says that the dog stands up?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on November 23, 2005, 05:03:27 PM
I don't know.

How long ago was this topic posted up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperMario on November 23, 2005, 05:10:23 PM
There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people (used to be someone's sig.)

Duh?

Well that sig was stolen out of a quote in South Park.
Anyway, here's my question: Why is Wario so fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 23, 2005, 05:26:01 PM
You have to answer the previous question before posting your own. Like this:

February 20, 2004, 02:27:07 PM

Why is Wario so fat?


P.S., it stands for Super Saiya-Jin, which is the actual way of spelling Super Saiyan.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 23, 2005, 06:45:09 PM
He thought it would be a good idea to make an 80.000 calorie sandwich to end world hunger. When nobody bought it, he had to get rid of it somehow.

Why is Waluigi so skinny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on November 23, 2005, 07:01:40 PM
because Waluigi donated those calories to the sandwhich.


Why does Mario have a mustach? mousetach, How ever you say it...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 23, 2005, 08:39:45 PM
Cause he doesn't have a beard.

Is it better to have Mr. and no space or Mr. then space, then words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperMario on November 24, 2005, 01:45:42 AM
I don't know, no space.

Why is Peach so ditzy in SMS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 24, 2005, 09:44:14 AM
Because she ate a poison mushroom. (I don't know.)

How can boos touch you when they're ghosts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 24, 2005, 09:53:22 AM
Because they are armed with Game Sharks.

Do you cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 24, 2005, 10:01:55 AM
Yes. *sniffs...I'm a bad gamer!* Not anymore though.

Does anyone, ne1, know the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 24, 2005, 04:40:00 PM
Off the top of my head, turtles have flat feet and tortoises have flipper feet.  Or maybe it's the other way around.  There are some other differences, too.

Wait!  These people know. (http://www.tortoise.org/general/wildfaqs.html#difference)

Q:  If turkeys became extinct, what would we do for Thanksgiving?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 24, 2005, 05:03:42 PM
Eat duck.

Who ya gonna call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 25, 2005, 12:10:28 AM
Not the Ghostbusters. They've been out of business for years.

Why did the gigantic, spiky shelled Koopa cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wheel_kirby on November 25, 2005, 03:01:55 AM
He was after the guy in first place...

Why do people wonder why I sit at Mcdonalds for 3 hours at a time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 25, 2005, 10:50:13 AM
Because you're weird.
Thanks for the info, DeadAwake! I thought I knew all about them.
Why do seagulls fly around places like McDonalds that aren't near the sea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on November 25, 2005, 10:53:38 AM
Becuse they are cokegulls.

What's Mario's favorite drink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 25, 2005, 10:57:29 AM
Mushroom 8 Super Mushroom Juice.

Has anyone heard of George Thorogood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 25, 2005, 04:31:15 PM
No, but I've heard of George Weasley.

What do penguins do when you're not looking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 25, 2005, 10:54:28 PM
Point at you and laugh. :P

If you smash your head repeatedly against a brick wall, what'll happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 25, 2005, 11:03:32 PM
You will be visiting by Whackas who will then appoint you to their little "special" club.

What do they do in their little "special" club?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 26, 2005, 03:10:52 AM
Talk about the weather and other stuff (They've been hit so many times that they've gone retarded!)

What does Kirby's skin feel like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on November 26, 2005, 09:03:16 AM
Pink

Does Mario eat mushrooms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 26, 2005, 11:30:52 AM
No, he sticks them in his ears.

Why am I posting here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 26, 2005, 01:27:17 PM
Becuase the Matrix is making you.

Mr. Anderson...did you get my package?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 01:49:46 PM
Nope. Mr.Melee did, though.

Why are there cheat codes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 26, 2005, 02:17:57 PM
For spoilers.

Whaaaat are you doing?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: wario_warmaker on November 26, 2005, 02:21:19 PM
Sending my first post!

If a pie is divided by 42 slices, why did my computer explode.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 26, 2005, 02:22:46 PM
Because you didn't make a question.

Is this a good question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 02:30:17 PM
Since it has good, it /must/ be.

Am I still a newbie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 26, 2005, 02:39:55 PM
If I still am you certainly are.

Do you feel like you're surrounded by debt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 02:47:48 PM
Only if I play a game like Monopoly.

Why isn't anyone replying to my topics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 26, 2005, 02:54:44 PM
Because no topics are replying to your posts.

Am I color blind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 26, 2005, 03:01:21 PM
Yes, because you don't watch TV in black and white. (I don't, though.)

Does anyone like my topics/replies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 27, 2005, 11:39:26 AM
Hmmm... I'm not sure...

What happens when you take four zoo animals from New York and a lemur from Madagascar, turn 'em human and stick 'em in Winchester, Kentucky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 12:03:48 PM
Super Smash Bros!!!

Can you tell me the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 27, 2005, 01:12:10 PM
Yes I can.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 27, 2005, 01:32:30 PM
None because he would be too big to move.

Why doesn't my SNES controller work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 01:33:03 PM
Because it's broken.

When will the world end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 27, 2005, 01:35:57 PM
When it doesn't begin.

Why do I spend so much time on the FF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 27, 2005, 02:06:37 PM
Because I glued you to your chair.

wtd?

*EDIT* I did not type that..."wtd". I typed wtd, as in What The Freak.
*EDIT2* Why does that become wtd? What is that supposed to stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 27, 2005, 02:28:03 PM
Sorry, I don't speak Italian.

LOL?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 27, 2005, 02:31:04 PM
brb.

You take my riches?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 28, 2005, 03:10:25 AM
Yes.  I itches for riches which is Mitch's.

Sorry, I know your name isn't Mitch.  But if it were, what kind of tree would you be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 28, 2005, 07:04:39 AM
A guinea pig tree.

When someone says "Happy Turkey Day!" in December, what do you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 28, 2005, 09:21:34 AM
Punch them in the throat.

Who are you?
(As in the Nintendo advertisements...)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 12:56:58 PM
A bigmariofan, 1.0 if I may add.

Are you the artist I sent for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Koopa on November 28, 2005, 01:48:24 PM
Maybe

Why does my butt itch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 02:02:38 PM
Because you itched it.

Who won the race?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on November 28, 2005, 02:05:49 PM
Senor

Is this not a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 28, 2005, 02:08:47 PM
Only if it isn't an answer.

Am I shocked :o?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 28, 2005, 04:47:21 PM
Yes, you are.

What does "chockatowa" mean, exactly?...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 28, 2005, 05:01:00 PM
It means cookies.

Where's my guinea pig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 28, 2005, 05:40:15 PM
In your room, under your mattress.

I just figured out the shocking truth that I, a user for not even a month, am ranked #7 among longest time spent on the FF. Why is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 28, 2005, 06:15:41 PM
Not only is your browser on the Fungi Forums for a long time, but I beat you to place number six.

What's the imperfect form of "was coming?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 28, 2005, 08:54:23 PM
"Was comeing". See? Not quite perfect!

I suck at grammar.

Is the answer to this question "no"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 28, 2005, 09:45:37 PM
Yes...No....Yes....NO!  WHY DID I HAVE TO GET THIS QUESTION?!

Are you dreaming of a white Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 29, 2005, 07:17:27 AM
No, I'm dreaming of a pink and purple Christmas ;P

Where's my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 29, 2005, 08:57:48 AM
It means "Chocolate From cow Town".

Am I Italian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 29, 2005, 01:06:31 PM
Nope, you're Italician.

Still missing out on the reason for the characters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 29, 2005, 04:19:26 PM
Nope cuz I am the reason. Or the raisen.

I ask again, where's my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 29, 2005, 04:37:51 PM
He/she is lost in an episode of Timmy and Lassie.

Do I lack a life for spending so much time on the FF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 06:28:35 PM
Yes. Be proud.

How does this freakin thing work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on November 29, 2005, 06:39:51 PM
Ask the wise and almight Chipmunk of Truth.

Why do I have an obsession with video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 06:52:20 PM
Because you have no life. Be proud.

Can you taste the difference between Coke and Coke Zero?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 29, 2005, 08:25:46 PM
Nope.

Is this freaky? (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dreamworks_skg/madagascar/_group_photos/sacha_baron_cohen11.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 29, 2005, 10:25:19 PM
In a cute sort of way, yes. .............Be proud.

Whose self-esteem have I uplifted just by saying "be proud" so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 30, 2005, 04:27:33 PM
Me.

Is this, I ask of you, a good NES controller? [+--oo]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 30, 2005, 06:10:19 PM
Now you've done it... I'm forced to give you an answer. There you go.

Ninety-two piles of wire mesh were shipped into another golden win. What did the colonel say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 30, 2005, 06:11:00 PM
"Wow, Ninety-two piles of wire mesh were shipped into another golden win!"

How easy is Easy Mac?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 30, 2005, 07:21:33 PM
It's Rocket Science.


Who farted?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 30, 2005, 08:17:07 PM
King Julien.

What's the tallest Boo(besides Big Boo and Boolosuss) on record?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 30, 2005, 10:06:33 PM
Trick question, they don't have a definate height. They're ghosts!

Mudawhatnahuh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 30, 2005, 10:10:33 PM
Code: [Select]
Mudawhatnahuh? Aww man, I couldn't code it.

Why is this striked through?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on November 30, 2005, 10:17:56 PM
'Cause you're experimenting with HTML Code.

Some people dream of a white Christmas, but I live in FL so there's no snow. What kind of Christmas am I dreaming of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on November 30, 2005, 10:32:06 PM
An orange Christmas, when all of the orange trees drop their fruits at once and the kids make orange men and orange angels.

Are you a very wasteful person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 30, 2005, 11:12:58 PM
Probably.

What happens if you fall asleep in the swimming pool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 01, 2005, 06:58:53 AM
You wake up very wet.

When is it okay to eat SPAM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 01, 2005, 07:45:26 AM
When you are not putting it on the forums.

What is that a the end of my sentence?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 01, 2005, 03:53:46 PM
Nothingness, despair, and...um...more dispair.

What would happen if Pinochio said, "My nose is about to grow."?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 01, 2005, 05:08:50 PM
He'd obviously be lying.

Can anyone help me with my problem: no one responds to my topics probably from there lack of goodness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 01, 2005, 05:58:58 PM
Hmmm... I'll think on that... please pull up to the second window.

Would anyone want to see this mess? (http://puppyluver.deviantart.com/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 01, 2005, 06:03:38 PM
Acourse.

Who's going to be dreaming of a white Christmas and celebrating it with wintery sigs and pictures like me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 01, 2005, 07:26:10 PM
Me! XD

If 2+2 equal'd 17, what would happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 01, 2005, 07:26:54 PM
We'd all die. 

Who drank all the egg nog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 01, 2005, 07:38:28 PM
I can't resist eggnog, gimme a break.

Is this breakable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 01, 2005, 08:00:53 PM
Ouch!  Yeah, that's my pinky.

Tell me about the most fun you've ever had.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 02, 2005, 03:38:09 AM
Asking stupid questions and getting stupid answers. :P

Was I wearing a hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 02, 2005, 04:42:00 PM
Nope. You were wearing a beray or whatever.

Why am I a sig rule violator?( I was just spreading around wintery cheer.-_-')
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 02, 2005, 07:42:50 PM
Maybe you put a picture in it, you're not allowed to do that for some reason.

Wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 02, 2005, 07:47:08 PM
Yah.

Where could that penguin possibly be headed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 02, 2005, 08:30:26 PM
To Penguin World, an all expense payed trip that makes any penguin feel right at home.

I created a SNES controller: (+//::) Can you make one better? (prove it, if yes.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 02, 2005, 09:23:29 PM
Probably, because your controller has a smiley face on it.

Is touching good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 02:20:23 AM
Heck YES!

Is pushing bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 03, 2005, 02:41:57 AM
Especially if you're doing it to the President. :)

A man walks into a bar- what does he say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 02:43:14 AM
"Ouch, who put this bar here?"

If a circle is round is a round circle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ViRUS on December 03, 2005, 02:47:12 AM
Depends if a square is square.

How many Goombas does it take to srew in a light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:27:13 AM
None. Bowser will beat them to it and ordert his koopas to do it. In that case, it takes 1/3 of his amy to screw it in.

Will you help me make a SNES controller? [The best I can make is this one: (+//:: ) ]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 01:57:13 PM
(+,,:: ) My SNES controller's broken...

How important is a penny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 03, 2005, 02:03:49 PM
Very. If you find it face up and pick it up, all your most wonderful dreams will come true. But if you find it face down and you pick it up... all your worst nightmares will come true. So pick pennies carefully...

What's in my glass?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:17:05 PM
A gift from GiftedBoy. (I don't know.)

I figured out a SNES controller. I forgot about the no smileys option: (+//::) Do you like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 03, 2005, 07:44:46 PM
Yes. I like it so much I am wetting myself.

Are you a playa, yo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 07:55:28 PM
No. I'm nostalgic.

Are you getting enough oxygen? (it's from SGC2C. Yay! :))
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 03, 2005, 08:54:11 PM
N-... *dies*

How are you going to play tonight's show after I turn your instruments into Italian noodles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 09:01:59 PM
Put the noodles in my nose and make funny noises.

What's the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 03, 2005, 09:17:23 PM
I dunno, but it's not 42!  I've tried that already.

What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 03, 2005, 09:19:32 PM
Talking on the FF, duh!

Is it a good idea for Bird Person to lose his house because I'm in need of reviving but he won't do it and now I've drooled his new hardwood floor away and now his house will be destroyed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 04, 2005, 12:09:27 AM
No. Heck yes it is!

Polly want a cracker?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2005, 08:37:51 AM
No, Polly tired of crackers. Polly want a piece of cheese pizza.

We got a new printer yesterday. Are you happy for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 01:53:52 PM
Yes. I am so overly jubiliant, that I am wetting myself as we speak.

Are you also wetting yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 01:59:45 PM
From my eyes, I'm crying with joy!

What could possibly be wrong with a camera that makes pictures, videos, and WAVs?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2005, 02:39:52 PM
Sounds pretty cool to me... *gets eaten by a camera that makes pictures, videos, and WAVs* ...help...me...

What's the point of all this human-izing (http://puppyluver.deviantart.com/gallery/)? ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 04, 2005, 06:39:09 PM
I don't know. Why do people like Halo 2, which is gay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 04, 2005, 06:40:22 PM
Hey! We agree on something!

What is the point of proper punctuation.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 04, 2005, 06:56:45 PM
Easier understanding. Why can't people stop mocking the President?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 04, 2005, 08:51:31 PM
Presidents were made to be mocked, my friend.

Why can't I think of something to say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 05, 2005, 02:01:17 AM
The word "gay" at the top of the page has fazed you.

Good grief?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 05, 2005, 02:07:05 AM
Grief has been a very bad boy, so no.

If they replaced Mario with some guy named Jeff, would you play any Jeff games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 05, 2005, 02:10:53 AM
Sure!  If they were still fun.

What would you do if tomorrow you discovered you have a son?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 05, 2005, 06:12:48 AM
I would sell him on ebay

why dont mario games have any real plot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 11:07:58 AM
That's a good question. And the answer is interesting: Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't give Mario games a continuity so that he can be in unlimited games. You see, The Legend of Zelda has a continuity and has far less games. There is no Link Racing. And if you mean "plot" as in the individual games, you haven't played PMTTYD.

So, what's that thing you're kicking around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2005, 05:56:02 PM
A waded-up crappy drawing I drew back in the fifth grade.

What's THAT? What's up with THAT? (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/portrait)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 07:29:10 PM
It's the newest Strong Bad email.

Could this be counted as food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 05, 2005, 07:42:03 PM
Only if it goes in your mouth and comes out your butt!

Why do feet "run", and nose "smell"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 05, 2005, 09:52:22 PM
no, my feet smells and my nose runs!

Why is "That's a good question. And the answer is interesting: Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't give Mario games a continuity so that he can be in unlimited games. You see, The Legend of Zelda has a continuity and has far less games. There is no Link Racing. And if you mean "plot" as in the individual games, you haven't played PMTTYD." considered a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 05, 2005, 10:19:41 PM
Because I posted it!

How is this bobblehead helpful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on December 06, 2005, 11:27:50 AM

How is this bobblehead helpful?

I'm a "bobblehead"(who's bobblehead???)!

Mario is red because he's always a "bastiancontrario" with Luigi (He doesn't like what Luigi likes, even if Mario likes the same Luigi likes! =D Understood??)!  =D

Peach is easy to kidnap because she really loves Bowser (oh..it could be real....Eh, eh! :D)!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 06, 2005, 12:37:35 PM
Ummm....no?


Are you going to answer this question, or will I have to torture you first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:12:37 PM
Please don't.

Do chips come from the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 04:35:55 PM
Yo momma comes from the sun! BURRRNNN!!!

Did he who smelt it delt it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:42:34 PM
It's spelt"dealt." Burn.

Burn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 04:44:06 PM
Ow! My finger!

What is your quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 04:57:04 PM
Ah, you know. This and that.

Why are you home so early, led?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 06, 2005, 05:18:52 PM
ToO mucCH CAffeINe!!?!!?

(BTW, I think I did my time wrong, because I just got out of school if you're wondering)

What kind of question was that anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 05:36:44 PM
A stupid one (I forgot about time zones!!!)

Why do frogs swim?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 06, 2005, 05:42:31 PM
There are no such things as frogs, Mario just pops around every so often and plays jokes on people.

Is it December?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 06, 2005, 05:56:53 PM
Nope. It's Turtle Month. (Blame someone but me.)

Have you ben naughty or nice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 06, 2005, 06:35:34 PM
Neither! I've been EVIL!!! BWAHAHAHA!

Does Santa give presents to evil children?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 06, 2005, 06:39:29 PM
Only Atnas does.

What's it take to be a mod./admin.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 06, 2005, 08:20:45 PM
I dunno, I haven't got that far.

How long is this going to take?!? (see my new sig if you don't get it)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 06, 2005, 09:35:55 PM
-24 hours

why does yoshi disolve when touching water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 06, 2005, 10:16:13 PM
because he is secretly made out of sugar. which is why he can only eat fruit...?

how many shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 07, 2005, 07:08:18 AM
*looks under desk* Six.

Whi is Regirock made of rocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 09:32:28 AM
There's a reason for everything... except this.

Do you have any special powers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 07, 2005, 10:08:15 AM
If being able to sleep 12+ hours is a special power, then yes.

Which do you like to drink more: water or antifreeze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 07, 2005, 05:25:57 PM
Neither. I don't drink- I eat.

Why did I have to go and get my poem published in my school's yearbook?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:25:07 PM
The artistic mind is often a strange, confused one.

Why don't I have Mario Kart DS yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 07, 2005, 06:39:06 PM
It's not Christmas yet.

Who is Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 07, 2005, 06:47:20 PM
Some guy from that one place doing that thing with that other person during 999,999,999 B.C. to 2005.

Whats the REAL reason Bowser always kidnapps Princess Peach? *giggles*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:51:40 PM
Because he's got nothing better to do...

Is this post #1957????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 07, 2005, 06:59:27 PM
No, it's post 1957.5!

Why did Agent Smith smash the Oracle's cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 07, 2005, 07:13:40 PM
cuz he was alergic to cookies...

who is bowser jr.'s mom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 07, 2005, 07:15:53 PM
Peach! Didn't you play Super Mario Sunshine?


Why are Pianta's so ugly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 07, 2005, 07:34:28 PM
Because they saw Yoshies die in water, and turned from normal humans into freaks.

How come Mario sometimes wears Wario's clothes in SSB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 07, 2005, 07:58:28 PM
It all started a couple years ago on New Year's Eve...

How come Yoshi grunts when he does his hover-kick jump, a la super smash bros. 1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 07, 2005, 08:47:17 PM
Cause he isn't getting the height from the kicking, it's from being constipated...and well...Nintendo censored most of that.


What is the true meaning of Hanukkah?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 07, 2005, 09:05:02 PM
Purpose, you mean? To laugh at people trying to pronounce it correctly.

What is the true meaning of Kwanzaa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 08, 2005, 07:06:06 AM
To have fruit. And to throw it at others. X)

You suck your thumb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 08, 2005, 03:49:55 PM
Only if my thumb sucked on me.

Me, or you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 08, 2005, 03:58:25 PM
Whoa! Whoa! I don't swing that way, buddy!

Does Led Zeppelin rock?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 08, 2005, 05:12:11 PM
Only if that's your username.

Quack or moo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 08, 2005, 06:23:41 PM
Neither. Tweet.

What are these things coming out of the walls?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 08, 2005, 11:05:27 PM
Faces. Don't worry, they're just trapped souls. nothing freaky or anything. :)

Which is better- Voldemort or Montymort?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 09, 2005, 12:54:11 AM
Monty.  Original is best.

DUURRRRRRR!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 09, 2005, 12:43:30 PM
DUUUUHHHH!


You wan mirrion dorrar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 01:31:54 PM
Uhhhhhh, I don't know.

Who's your buddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 09, 2005, 02:31:48 PM
Your my buddy!


Mine? Mine? Mine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 09, 2005, 02:35:14 PM
Yours! Yours! Yours!

His? His? His?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 02:43:20 PM
Hers,girls,womans!

Who's gonna be the next on my buddy list?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 09, 2005, 05:29:03 PM
Me, Myself, and I.

Is a who what where now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 09, 2005, 05:33:21 PM
Absolutely no idea.

All your base are belong to us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 09, 2005, 06:05:00 PM
I commence in that setting you up a bomb.

Did your friends really get in a mess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on December 09, 2005, 08:01:36 PM
I'm fine enough I guess...considering they've got in a mess.

How did Waluigi get so skinny and tall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 08:16:46 PM
Slim fast.

What are protons made of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 08:20:54 PM
Beef jerkey.

Why does mario have so many parties.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 09, 2005, 08:47:13 PM
because his original name was Partio

How come the DS/GBA has an L and an R, but no C for Center?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 08:50:54 PM
because it would not be reachable.


why does life exist.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 09, 2005, 09:03:59 PM
Without life, there would be no existence.  It exists out of necessity.

Don't you ever do that again.  Capiche?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 09:27:31 PM
capiche.

Will they ever change mario's hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 10:40:14 PM
Only if he becomes fiery.

Is the answer to this question yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Maximus on December 09, 2005, 11:02:54 PM
No.

Why is Inspector Gadget the star of his cartoon show if Penny and Brain are the ones doing all the work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 10, 2005, 12:30:41 AM
Because the name of the show is inspector gadget.


will nintendo be around in 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 12:04:43 PM
Well, duh.....that's only 4 years from now........


Why does Wario smack, itch, and poke his butt so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 12:41:29 PM
He's going through video game puberty.

Will I ever be an admin/mod?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 10, 2005, 01:15:20 PM
With that attitude :) .......um.......no.......sorry.

Are you eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 01:22:03 PM
Not right now.

Why did this happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 04:40:41 PM
Because that happened.

Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2005, 04:43:08 PM
Because that happened.

Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?

Yeah, why is this topic in GMC? I can't believe no one saw that before.....
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 04:49:40 PM
I think its beause it started out as a Mario-related question. But, I'll ask again.

Why is this topic in General Mario Chat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Soup or Mario? on December 10, 2005, 08:02:03 PM
CUZ I SAID SO.

Why is Maeio's Name Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 08:10:16 PM
It's not, it's Maeio. But that's a typo, so I'll tell you. Mario's name is Mario because after the Donkey Kong arcade game was made, the staff noticed Jumpman looked like Mario Segali, the landlord of the Nintendo Warehouse. They soon named him Mario.

Why do I give such long answers in a topic like this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CharginChuck on December 10, 2005, 08:32:31 PM
Because you happen to be The Man.


What makes Chargin' Chucks so cool/funny/annoying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 08:47:21 PM
The sound they make when they run.

Are you jealous tat I got reply #2000?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 10, 2005, 09:54:34 PM
But 2001 was the start of the 21st century. So... Nya!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 10, 2005, 10:00:20 PM
B3c4u53 !7 |)353rv3|) !7.

\/\/h`/ 4/\/\ ! u5!|\|g 1337?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 10, 2005, 11:59:45 PM
It's the Hammer Bros. fault!!!

4%2=2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 12:57:06 AM
1

Do you want more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 11, 2005, 02:17:17 AM
More? You want more?? ... yes, please.

Does anyone know which book I quoted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 12:28:33 PM
Maybe Oliver Twist?

Did you ever watch Wishbone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on December 11, 2005, 04:40:02 PM
no.

is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 11, 2005, 04:47:16 PM
Not a good one; it's been asked before.

Global freezing is a "real" problem. What are you going to do about it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion.
Post by: bobman37 on December 11, 2005, 04:58:02 PM
Go build some igloos.

The wind is blowing northeast at 5 miles per hour. if a rooster lays an egg on top of the barn, which way does it roll?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 05:16:17 PM
It rolls into the Guiness Book of World Records under "most eggs layed by a rooster".

Hey!  You think you're pretty sneaky, don'tcha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 06:26:20 PM
Oh, all right... Here's your wallet, watch, family heirloom, GameCube, TV, computer, Christmas tree, DS, car, credit card...

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 11, 2005, 06:54:26 PM
Yes.

Isn't my new title sweet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Black Mage on December 11, 2005, 06:59:28 PM
 As a testament to your constant and repeated misuse of the word, yes, I'd say it's pretty sweet.

 ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 11, 2005, 07:02:26 PM
!

Penguin?
 (^>
( U )
 ^  ^
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 10:20:05 PM
Sure.

Are you insane?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 11, 2005, 10:41:32 PM
Ja.

Do you have an NES? [+=oo]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 11, 2005, 10:44:54 PM
Most assuredly.  I also have a Power Joy Supermax, The Most Fun Possible on Your Television.

I mean, really:  What's the big deal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 11, 2005, 11:13:42 PM
I dunno. I was hoping you'd tell me.

How many roads must a chicken walk across before it achieves true enlightenment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 11, 2005, 11:22:08 PM
When people stop refering to that joke.

What's your name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 11:32:04 PM
Bird Person.

Do you need to get a leg up on the pile?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on December 12, 2005, 01:58:07 PM
Bird Person.

Do you need to get a leg up on the pile?

I've lost the situation...What's happening????
:D

Is there always a lot of confusion when someone ask stupid questions??? :D

BWA,HA,HAAAAA!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 12, 2005, 03:11:37 PM
... Huh?

Pipe down!  What's all the racket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 03:31:58 PM
BWA,HA,HAAAAA!!!!
I'm thinking that is.

What is Mario's name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Big_C on December 12, 2005, 04:28:36 PM
His name is Mario Mario.

What's Princess Peach's middle name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 04:32:56 PM
Tulip, if you wanted to know, Daisy's is Tueye.

Code: [Select]
What does code mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 12, 2005, 05:22:36 PM
James Bond.

Do you think I like my new CT?
And stop stealing my NES controller, Yoshi55! Its obviously in my sig. Naw, I'm just kidding! You can use it. Maybe I can sell it on eBay!

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 12, 2005, 05:31:11 PM
yes, i do, which is sad.

what is the formula for converting fahrenheit into celsius?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 12, 2005, 05:46:21 PM
Buy a Pepsi

Where's Poland?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 12, 2005, 05:50:09 PM
In Polishia.

Where am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 12, 2005, 08:07:07 PM
on the internet

why is mario kart so fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 12, 2005, 08:39:25 PM
Because Nintendo uses nicotine in it!

w00t?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 09:08:21 PM
n00b.

Who thinks we'll get the most members of the year, this month?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 09:57:41 PM
Mr.Melee.

Are ghosts real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 12, 2005, 10:53:39 PM
If they're not, then what on Earth am I doing here?

If Mario saw this forum on the internet, would he join?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 12, 2005, 11:24:53 PM
Naw, he'd join a Sonic the Hedgehog forum instead.


Did Wario eat the city of Atlantis?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 11:26:30 PM
If not, he will now that you said that.

Where have all the cookies gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 12, 2005, 11:34:57 PM
In Atlantis. *Sniffle*

If life was a video game, would you be a hero, screaming damsel, villain, evil henchman, or stupid NPC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 12, 2005, 11:38:57 PM
The evil henchman. Can I be called henchy?

How many heart attacks has Wario had?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 09:25:33 AM
More than he can count (which, if you think about it, isn't really a lot)

canyo9u typ[;e4 wi8th youyr5x toesd lkike me?>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 09:33:35 AM
No.
(I really did do it with my eyes closed!!)

Is that a cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 13, 2005, 03:46:19 PM
No, it's a biscuit.

If there's a question mark on the end of a sentence, does that mean the sentence is confused?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 04:32:29 PM
It also means the person that answers may not always be right.

What do like better, dollars or cents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 13, 2005, 04:37:44 PM
cents. cuz there shinier.

what CAD rendering program did they use to make the original NES super mario bros. mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 06:41:49 PM
The old one.

What kind of school staff holds off Christmas vactation until December 23rd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 13, 2005, 07:44:13 PM
Yours.

Sup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 13, 2005, 08:04:10 PM
notin.

You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 13, 2005, 11:04:59 PM
Who?  Me?

Get along, little doggie.  Why are you so shy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 11:23:01 AM
Because I'm a Nintendog, and your stylus is defective.

I know you are, but what am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:21:47 PM
An object.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 03:27:59 PM
Chicken, an egg could not live without a chicken.

What came first the Waddle Dee or the Waddle Doo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 14, 2005, 03:30:21 PM
(This is page 1337, except, it is missing a 3 so its only 137, not 1337)
Waddly

Who said so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:46:20 PM
So?

Would you like an SP?
[___]
[+oo]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 14, 2005, 07:54:33 PM
Yeah! Now I can add another SP to my collection.

Got milk?
Title: Self-explanatory
Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2005, 07:59:42 PM
What do you think?! Of course I do.

Four giraffes walked into a speakerphone store. What did the third one say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 14, 2005, 09:37:09 PM
"         ", because giraffes don't talk.

Ha ha! That reminds me... Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it just me or is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Woah! A talking muffin!"

Anyway...

How many times do you have to do the Rain Dance before someone finally gives you a dollar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 14, 2005, 11:43:49 PM
You can't get the dollar because the dollar will get soggy before you ern it.

How many personal messages do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 14, 2005, 11:47:41 PM
More than me I guess. (But I have 11!)

Who is the worst Mario fan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 07:07:24 AM
Your mom

Who is your father?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 08:58:39 AM
My dad.

Christmas who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:41:26 AM
Your mom
And you would know that.
Answer: The guy with a knife behind you.

What do you have in your hand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:45:45 AM
A keyboard.

Am I predictable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:47:37 AM
If you answer my next question you are.

Are you going to answer my next question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:48:31 AM
Acourse. i'm bored.

Am I the only one that has a snow day?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:50:14 AM
I wouldn't know I don't live close to snowy places.

If a puddle is big and another is wet, what's the difference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:51:15 AM
Zero.

Are we the last people on Earth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:52:20 AM
Maybe.

If someone else doesn't pop up and answer this question, will I explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 09:56:27 AM
Predicatably, yes.

Are you going to explode on my turtle collection?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 09:57:46 AM
Only if you live within 100 miles of my house.

Am I dead yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 10:01:40 AM
Only if Khold isn't on.

Is there such things as stupid answers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 05:02:09 PM
Maybe.

How do you shoplifit a Hog Dog Stand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Big_C on December 15, 2005, 06:24:24 PM
by stealing a Hotdog when the vendor's not looking!

Who is nintendo's top monkey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 06:29:44 PM
Donkey Kong.

How is this possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 15, 2005, 06:50:58 PM
Becuase what is possible is possible,

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 15, 2005, 07:11:40 PM
Wrong, you shouldn't end an answer with a question.

Jigloyarns is legal tender everywhere but in this nation. What is it? (Almost had a Jeopardy answer, there)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 15, 2005, 07:14:08 PM
U.S.A?

When should you take off your sandals, after the clock takes a swim, or when cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 15, 2005, 07:18:54 PM
When cheese.

Should I fire a rubber band at someone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 15, 2005, 07:20:27 PM
Yes, just not me.


When is the pizza gonna get here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 15, 2005, 07:21:58 PM
*shoves empty pizza box under couch* Oops...

What's that thing in your sock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 15, 2005, 08:09:46 PM
Some money I stole from Sapphira.

Why would you hide that pizza from us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 09:14:34 PM
The same reason you hid that money from Sapphira!

Is this question Mario related?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 15, 2005, 10:00:47 PM
no its luigi related.

If mario doesnt have DNA or cells, how does he live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 10:38:02 PM
He goes to the hospital and buys some.

Why is this font pink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 10:43:34 PM
Because yo used the HTML code to make it that way.

How do you kill Chaos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 16, 2005, 06:44:20 AM
You chop the chaos!

Who is Andydrew?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 16, 2005, 03:59:33 PM
The fat guy next door.


Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 04:28:32 PM
Yes. But Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair!

Why do I feel I need to post ffrom school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 05:46:29 PM
You spelled "from" wrong, which tells me maybe you should be paying attention instead of posting! ;D

What are those monkeys doing!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 16, 2005, 05:59:30 PM
You mean to that banana, or to each other?

How many phone numbers before my address book's filled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 16, 2005, 06:07:56 PM
That depends what the phone numbers are going to do.

What is that noise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 09:12:42 PM
Monica Lewinski.........don't ask.........

What ever happened to that one guy...you know...the one with the weird nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 16, 2005, 09:24:03 PM
Ooh. That guy. He got arrested. Long story... something about a "bus incident."

If chicken is a dairy product, is there something wrong here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 16, 2005, 10:15:58 PM
Yep, and it's name is bobman37.


What is happening to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 08:25:28 PM
You are being transformed into the Incredible Bulk.

Where do I live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 17, 2005, 08:41:47 PM
2nd star to the right, and straight on 'till morning.


Wanna buy a fat walrus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 09:15:22 PM
Hurray, Blubber Nuggets! Mmmmm! They're chewy!
*later on*
Would you like some Blubber-*barfs*-Nuggets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 12:50:44 AM
No. And if you ask me again I'll whack you with this curtain hanger.

Where did this curtain hanger come from anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowOrthrus0315 on December 18, 2005, 10:22:58 AM
(hey i'm back after a long while!!!!!!!)

It came from the closet:the movie

Why are apples rainbow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 18, 2005, 04:10:57 PM
Becuase they puked Skittles.

Should I go to law school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 19, 2005, 06:52:09 AM
You should ask your mother.

What time is it Mr.Wolf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on December 19, 2005, 11:10:30 AM
It's about time I gulped you whole! Raarrr!!

If Peach and Daisy went on a picnic alone, what sort of lunch would they pack with them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 12:02:41 PM
A royal one, of course.

Does anyone know what I'm doing right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 19, 2005, 08:16:17 PM
Picking your nose with a stylus.


What am I doing right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 19, 2005, 08:27:37 PM
Right now, you are most likely.......  Eating a corn dog.

How long can I keep this up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zeos on December 19, 2005, 08:56:06 PM
Until you die!

Why don't I post so often?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 19, 2005, 09:23:27 PM
Cuz you are a worthless member.
Why is he a worthless member?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 19, 2005, 10:10:54 PM
Because he doesn't post very often.

Regarding Koopaslaya's 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' machine, are you able to receive anything apart from bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 11:50:37 PM
Nah, it's exclusively the bacon button.

Who changed my name and WHY?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 19, 2005, 11:54:35 PM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=7022.msg398051#msg398051 That is why.


Why is it more fun to answer than make up a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 12:51:00 AM
because people are not creative

Why is daisy extra pale?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 20, 2005, 05:42:43 AM
cuz shes not very important anymore.

what will you do if you found out that mario kart ds' wi-fi was a lie and you were actually playing skilled computer players?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 02:40:35 PM
i would sue and then kill the creators of it

why isn't wario mario's evil brother waluigi lugui's evil brother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zeos on December 20, 2005, 03:04:57 PM
Because you spelled Luigi wrong.

Why doesn't Mario wear normal pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 20, 2005, 03:23:20 PM
Because he isn't normal.

What IS normal.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 20, 2005, 03:45:43 PM
Anything but your sentence, cheater!!

Dues dis hab sents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 20, 2005, 03:47:02 PM
What?

Where isn't the beef.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 20, 2005, 03:48:12 PM
In some guy's sig.

Is this qeustion  :D?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 20, 2005, 04:18:45 PM
Is this answer ;D ?

Aren't you Slime Q Slimedawg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 20, 2005, 04:51:41 PM
no, but i like slime.

how do chain chomps move, and how do they move faster than a car?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zeos on December 20, 2005, 05:25:02 PM
They have jet boosters behind the little chain holder thing.

Are Chain Chomps made or are they natural?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 07:33:51 PM
their made...their the chains that have a mutated gene

why does wario have a bigger belly than mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 07:36:56 PM
Because he needs the extra room for 1,284.5 meals a day.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 20, 2005, 07:41:01 PM
(Panics due to no question...)

Do I need to panic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 20, 2005, 07:49:52 PM
No, you have no need to panic.  I beat off those nasty squirrels with a blunt object.

Are you going to answer this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 20, 2005, 07:51:25 PM
Don't ..............Push .................................Button!!!

Did I push it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 20, 2005, 08:45:27 PM
No, but I did!

What does the button do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 08:51:37 PM
Gives you bacon.

Why did I forget to make a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 20, 2005, 09:01:32 PM
Or did you?...

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 09:04:57 PM
/me panics because there was no question nor answer.

Remember that one time in that one place with that one guy doing that one thing with that other guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 20, 2005, 09:07:41 PM
Yeah- wait no. 

(The question and answer was "Or did you?...")

I say, do you like grapes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 09:09:38 PM
Only with mustard, ketchup and-oh wait, grapes? No not really, no.

How do you like your human guts cooked?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 10:56:19 PM
i love em' tender!

why do people drink almost 20 sodas a day and no water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 20, 2005, 11:02:28 PM
They want to see if they can float.

What color is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 20, 2005, 11:56:56 PM
pink, doi.

why is mario so hyper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 12:03:40 AM
Because he brushes every day.

Why did Peter Piper pick that pepper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 21, 2005, 03:09:48 PM
Mmm... peppers.  I'm going to have lunch now.

Can you read this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 21, 2005, 03:14:49 PM
I couldn't read your post.

Oink oink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 21, 2005, 03:30:50 PM
Stop talking with your mouth full, you pig.

How do you invent items related to speakerphones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 21, 2005, 03:32:38 PM
by eating a speakerphone

why are mario fans crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 21, 2005, 03:50:46 PM
Because they have fury.

Okay you caught me.  What're you going to do now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 04:08:50 PM
Maybe*throws grapes out window, render poor pedestrian unconscious*

I finally return after a little "break" (darn school) and what do I notice? A new CT! How did I aquire this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 21, 2005, 04:30:20 PM
Internet.

What does EBAY stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 21, 2005, 04:34:26 PM
Engaged bowls and yam (EBAY)

who is more crazy; pac-man or wario, and why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 21, 2005, 04:35:50 PM
Wario, because I said so.

Don't you say so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 04:58:34 PM
The answer is seven.

Who here likes to play Halo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:01:20 PM
No. I would say something else, but no. And its not what you might be thinking! (possibly)

Game Boy?
|[_]|
|+..|
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 05:30:20 PM
No, Gameboy's are game systems, not little ASCII pics. :)

Why do I spend so much time on the forums (I think I'm 5th on the list of most time spent here)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:33:16 PM
Cause you can't find Jackie Legs? (Not meant to be taken offensive)

Why Super Smash Bother instead of brother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 05:52:48 PM
Because you smash and you're super.

Are Koopas the evolved form of turtles? (Since they are upright.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:54:57 PM
Nope. They just don't feel shy about walking like other chelonians.
Yay! My 700th post and its about turtles and tortoises and sea turtles!
Am I really annoying?

Oh, and thank you, Khold! That makes me feel Wharm! :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on December 21, 2005, 05:56:32 PM
Nope.

What are you leaving for Santa this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 05:57:28 PM
Alcohol, 'cos he gave me coal last year because I gave him milk.

How do you think you'll die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 06:00:00 PM
A winner.

How will you stop the insanity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 21, 2005, 06:22:35 PM
By taking an axe to the head!

Does that make much sense to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 21, 2005, 06:36:50 PM
of coure...to kill urself ;-)

why are toads called toads...they look nothing like them
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 21, 2005, 06:50:29 PM
You know that only one person will be able to answer that question, and from me that answer is "Not me!"

Such suspense! What will happen next?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 07:03:24 PM
Santa will die of alcohol poisening because of Luigi Simpson.

What does Mario taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 21, 2005, 07:06:24 PM
Something.

I have a kid named Joel in my class. Is he a guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 07:31:10 PM
Depends if his name is Joel.

Do you think I'm cute?(besides TEM >:( )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 21, 2005, 07:35:07 PM
Yes.

how long can you say Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 21, 2005, 07:36:48 PM
As long as the Cold War.

Did you know that NESes kill X-boxes and PS2s?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 08:06:11 PM
No, the N64 killed them, not the NESes

What's the meaning of this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 21, 2005, 08:18:37 PM
Not the meaning of live?

Santa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 21, 2005, 09:02:47 PM
No, Santa's off sick this year. I'm his sub, Chibi Elf. (I seriously don't know.)

Can you keep a secret?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 21, 2005, 09:06:34 PM
Depends if it's a secret.

Why is bobman37 so good at Mario Kart DS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 21, 2005, 09:38:21 PM
beacuse he is mario

since when did santa get sick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 21, 2005, 11:05:05 PM
Since GiftedGirl said so, that's when!

Does Mrs. Claus aprove of her husband's beard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 21, 2005, 11:26:19 PM
No. Did you know R.O.B. got into a fight with a PSP and a Master System and won?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 12:22:50 AM
No, not until now.

Will Santa give you coal again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 12:25:45 AM
If coal is on my list.

What will I do if Christmas never happens this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 12:36:27 AM
Throw a sausage made out of a Sega master System at Santa and another at Burt Reynolds.

Can you beat Tyson?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:53:12 AM
I did once, and I'll do it again! (Even though I shot him in the leg...)

What is Yoshi's favorate poisened food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 12:57:03 AM
his own eggs

what percent of the time do the fungu fourm memebers post nonsense?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:21:51 AM
%627.4 to %1

Why did you kick my dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:25:18 AM
simple--you did, i didnt

why do guys like football so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 01:27:04 AM
Because it is rough and brutal (like in 1985 when that guy got his leg bent backwards)


Can you murder Sonic so that I can roast him over an open fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:27:30 AM
So they can get away from their wives that they never care about, except for chores.

Why are we getting so many new members today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:28:51 AM
cause people want to see what were talking about.

why do people eat so much mcdonalds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 01:30:19 AM
Because it's GOOD! (to me at least) Did you know that Bill Gates is really Satan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:32:46 AM
wow...im stayin away from him! (not that i wanted to or knew who he was)
im out of questions *runs around screaming OMG*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:42:43 AM
Ah! No question! I'm scared!

Why am I scared?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:52:55 AM
cause youre afraid the board will come to an END!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 01:55:48 AM
Oh, no! Still no question!

What is the complete value of pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 02:02:06 AM
a good filling dessert

why does the song while youre in the woods on paper mario, the first one, and the woods itself, make me nervous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 08:41:42 AM
You don't know what's going to BOOO!

Boxers or briefs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 09:00:42 AM
Neither, I wear panties. The tough girls' underwear.

Did you guys really need to know that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 09:36:54 AM
X(

(^.^)=Les the Turtle
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 22, 2005, 10:46:43 AM
He scares me.


Can you decorate the word "the"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 10:51:26 AM
the

Do you like Les? (^.^)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 22, 2005, 11:15:28 AM
No, but I like turtle soup. *evil laugh*

Would somebody here please scratch my eyeball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 11:17:52 AM
*takes out DK hammer, hits led in the eye*

Do you need more for mentioning turtle so...don't make me think about ea.. my turtle friends?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 11:45:21 AM
... I have no idea what you said.

What my cookie?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:40:07 PM
Sorry, I got *urp* hungy.

What did I ever do to you to deserve this?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 12:42:40 PM
You've been naughty this year, ho ho ho!

Is Rich Kid, who is standing right behind me, rich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 12:52:26 PM
No, I'm not rich. ;)

What is that ontop of Toad's head...? A hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 01:13:24 PM
naw, he's deformed
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 02:19:42 PM
It wasn't for you, Khold, if that's what you meant. Its for led. He's received my present!

Mr.Oysterhead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 03:10:46 PM
An oyster with a head

why is mr. melee able to beat everyone in ssmb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 03:12:13 PM
He can't beat me.

Wanna race in MKDS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 04:10:50 PM
I'll beat you in MK64 courses.

Anyone have hangover pills for R.O.B.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 06:40:54 PM
Nah, sorry. I used all mine up.

How many e's are there in weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 22, 2005, 06:43:19 PM
Eleventaty-Six.

What isn't a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 06:45:52 PM
Good question.

Can someone please call the Reaper to take Sonic away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 07:31:11 PM
YES.

What's the Reaper's telephone number?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mariofan45 on December 22, 2005, 07:53:37 PM
You must be from the Nsider Forums are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 08:19:17 PM
You must be from the Nsider Forums are you?

I'm not. I just hate Sonic

1-800-IMDEAD
Do any of you have a Warp Whistle to sell me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2005, 08:42:27 PM
No, but I have a Gligar Man whistle...

Butterfree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 22, 2005, 09:34:33 PM
Naw, Typhlosion.

Do you like blueberry and apple pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 10:13:18 PM
No and yes.

Have you ever eaten Koopa and Turtle soup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 10:19:47 PM
I don't want Mr.Melee to kill himself...

Will the 401st bite of dirt be better?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 10:44:25 PM
Absolutely.

Why does Rudolf's nose glow in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:00:58 PM
Because the other reindeer never let him participate in any reindeer games.

What's your favorite song in DDR:MM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:09:50 PM
what is DDR:MM???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:12:14 PM
doin da real: match maker (Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix)

Was that stupid answer to that stupid question in that post above my soon to be stupid post stupid enough to be put in this stupid topic made by stupid Dr. Mario and his stupid creativity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:14:22 PM
naw, i was just asking

answer: i dont have one...i love 'em all!!!

when should the rest of the mario characters get a DDR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:17:52 PM
Just look at my stupid post before the stupid one you stupidly posted in this stupid topic.

How many stupid times have I said stupid when I was stupidly repling stupidly to pt_peach's stupid posts and then stupidly mentioning about how many stupid times a stupidly posted stupidly in this stupid topic made by this stupid topic creator?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:30:46 PM
7 stupids in replying to my DDR post and 15 in the last *smirks*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:32:40 PM
(panics again due to no question)

Should I panic again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:35:39 PM
answer my last dumb question, aarom
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 11:37:48 PM
No question ???

What is that smiley trying to say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:39:39 PM
pt_peach:No one

Khold:???

Since I answered 2 questions, should I post 2 questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 22, 2005, 11:40:08 PM
No and no.

How come there have been so many non-questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 22, 2005, 11:41:45 PM
okay, okay, aarom, heres your question you have so long and profoundly asked for:

why doesnt mario have a better career after saving princess peach all those times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 08:44:30 AM
Because he does it with Peach.

r u stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 08:47:31 AM
Who said that? Cookie!!!

I have a DK hammer and I'm not afraid to use it on people that bash turtles, and tortoises, and sea turtles. Does anyone disagree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2005, 09:11:34 AM
I don't, just don't use it to bash Ninja Turtles.

What... is your FAVORITE COLOR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 09:39:00 AM
GREEN!!!!!!

Why would I bash the Ninja Turtles?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 23, 2005, 11:56:18 AM
Because Rapheal smells.

Ho ho ho?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:57:57 AM
Pow, smash, and melee!

Will I get extra friend points from BP for being pigeon-toed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:06:46 PM
Naaa, i dont think being pigeon-toed will do any good.

why does mario mave a stupid bandana he pull for his pockets in ssbm
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:10:11 PM
Its his super cape, which turms people around so he can beat 'em!! Just like me!!

Complete this song...
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:11:08 PM
a pile of crap and hit my knee!

whawt does peach do in all that time it takes mario to save her, i mean, it sometimes takes months!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:15:23 PM
Shops, does her nails, and takes a vacation to Chocolate Island.

What do you think I look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:16:40 PM
i think that...you are of medium height and you have brown hair nad brown eyes?

bowser has a chocolate island in his lava fiery castle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 12:18:25 PM
Of course!

What will Princess Peach get for Christmas this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:19:26 PM
a kiss finally from mario

should princess peach throw away that pink dress and get a tank top, mini skirt, and paperboy hat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:21:12 PM
If she wants to tell the world that she's a tomboy, then yes.

Wrong, Peach.

What's the difference between a pizza pie and a regular pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:23:41 PM
pizza pie has tomato sauce...

im outta questions and i gotta go
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:24:38 PM
Fine then. I'll ask the questions.

Where were you on the night of tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2005, 12:36:22 PM
at home, whats it to you? j/k

is mario vain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 12:48:49 PM
Sure. Whatever.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi25.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fc52%2FBirdPerson%2Fq.jpg&hash=4674e336b124610a15591981e8d82454)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 23, 2005, 12:51:02 PM
(?)

 ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 23, 2005, 12:52:46 PM
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

ROLF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 01:02:45 PM
I don't have a laughing floor, so no.

Is this not a not question or not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 23, 2005, 01:04:02 PM
No.

 :-*?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 04:23:50 PM
Yes.

Wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 05:21:53 PM
Heya!

Who wants to be on someone's buddy list and who's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 06:33:52 PM
In MKDS Yeah!

Wanna hear the Jole song?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2005, 07:23:55 PM
No thanks, I already heard it.

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin layed an egg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 23, 2005, 07:51:37 PM
no! yoshis lay eggs!!!

is bowser edible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 08:47:47 PM
The majority of captured princesses say yes!

So...does that mean Peach has tasted Bowser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 23, 2005, 09:11:37 PM
You just gave me a bad mental picture.


So little boy, what do you want for Christmas? Ho ho ho!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 09:13:42 PM
Frowers!

Wanna race in MKDS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 23, 2005, 09:27:50 PM
if you want your kart turned into a chicken, sure!

How do you turn karts into chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 09:30:38 PM
Run over the Chiken crossing the street.

Why did the chicken cross the street?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 23, 2005, 09:38:48 PM
To shoot himself 'cause that joke is really old.

Where do you find pimple faced walruses?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 09:45:15 PM
In Sugarcandy Mountain.

What place is that place taken from?
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Post by: Khold on December 23, 2005, 09:50:19 PM
Sugarcandy Mountain, doi.

Will you go out with me?
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Post by: bobman37 on December 23, 2005, 09:52:38 PM
Thought you were taken =/

What kind of apple pie is this??
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Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 10:00:18 PM
Cherry.

WTD?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 10:12:21 PM
WTH?

Huh?
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 23, 2005, 10:19:31 PM
Stop asking one word questions.

Hom wany mistakes does this have?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 10:20:33 PM
2.

Am I right?
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 11:40:02 PM
No you urinal its Resident Evil for the PS2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   (note this is Yoshi55's brother) Is my brother stupid (I know the answer already)
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Post by: Khold on December 23, 2005, 11:46:33 PM
No, he figured out how to hit himself in the head with a hammer before you!

r i teh roxin [wtd] sweeeeeetnes o doom???/
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 23, 2005, 11:51:19 PM
No.

Is this question very long, or is it very short, like some of the questions in this thread, for which I blame society, and some cable TV shows like South Park- but not others, like Futurama, Simpsons and Family Guy, all of which are extremely funny and should never be cancelled?
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 11:58:49 PM
(Brother Still) Very Short                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What movie involves Iowa, a mound, and Ray Kinsella
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 02:10:59 AM
i dunno!

what do you think i look like?
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Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 24, 2005, 08:22:14 AM
a boo in a refrigerator

why does mario like paint so much?(theres 3 games involving paint and paintings)
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Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 08:31:05 AM
cause he's bored to death

Why does Mario Rescue Peach?
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Post by: Power To Da Mario! on December 24, 2005, 09:31:05 AM
because he likes her pink dress.

why does mario have so many prfessions? (EG: painter, doctor savior etc)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 10:12:21 AM
He can't be a weather person and needs some extra coins.

Me? Its me, right?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 24, 2005, 11:29:36 AM
Sorry, it's you.

You who?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2005, 11:30:53 AM
Well, yoohoo back.

Vivian likes Doopliss?!? (http://www.deviantart.com/view/26800007/)
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:34:12 AM
AAaaaaaWwwwwwwww!

The...the...the...THE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:43:44 AM
the?

do you think im a nice girl?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:46:27 AM
You're so nice I'll give you a turtle! (^_^)

What I meant in my last post was  this excerpt from the Grinch movie w/ Jim Carrey. So...
You're the...the...the?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:50:35 AM
i have a turtle *smiles*

THE GRINCH!!! MUWHAHAHAHA! (my brother used to do this in his im's)

does mr. melee look like a melee?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:52:57 AM
Yes. Maybe. I don't know!!

Is there anything more pointless than me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:54:22 AM
naw...youre pointless LOL

what was i doing 12 o clock at night last night?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 11:56:40 AM
Sleeping and dreaming of Peach murdering Mario and becoming ever-so popular. Or eating a cookie.

Where's the baby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 11:56:57 AM
what baby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 12:00:38 PM
That baby on an incredibly tall skyscraper.

What will he do next?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 12:02:21 PM
he'll slide down and get incredible long wall burns.

what will happen next?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 12:03:42 PM
Stuporman saves the sammich!

What happened to Superman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 12:04:58 PM
superman hit's his head on the sun and toast and drops the baby.

what happens next?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 12:06:13 PM
I eat lunch.

What's for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 12:06:40 PM
a potrait of the who ssbm group
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Post by: Glorb on December 24, 2005, 12:24:02 PM
That wasn't a question.

What is a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 24, 2005, 12:31:40 PM
That.

Pfft, do you even know what a rhetorical question is?
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 12:33:41 PM
Pfft, yeah!

What would be a truly appropriate time to use the word "Pfft"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 24, 2005, 01:03:54 PM
To your question.

Who and the what now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 01:12:19 PM
that was an answer cause my computer froze up.

question:
who i more poinless, mr. melee or me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:46:58 PM
you

why does mario swim in his overalls?
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 01:49:32 PM
Because it's fun!

Where are the chestnuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:52:08 PM
in mario's mouth

how many mario games are there in exsistence? (really?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 02:01:05 PM
i dunno, go look it up on ign

why does peach like using her hip on attacks in ssbm?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on December 24, 2005, 02:18:11 PM
Princesses' hips are good bludgeoning weapons. o_O

Why is the Snitch Golden?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 02:19:14 PM
Because it's simply the most important part of the game!

Does it snow in Rougeport?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2005, 02:46:20 PM
naw, it rouges
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 24, 2005, 03:12:26 PM
/me  due to no question.

Why does pt_peach like this topic so much? ;)
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Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 03:54:53 PM
that was reply 2300
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:21:12 PM
Then this is reply eleventy-sixty.

What is this, some kind of fun house?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 24, 2005, 05:23:55 PM
Why, having fun?

Did you find the golden ticket?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:26:43 PM
Yes! The chocolate is mine!!  :D

How many Golden Tickets are left?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 24, 2005, 05:27:43 PM
3.

Want them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:29:36 PM
Yes. One for you, one for Les (^.^), and one for Dr. Mario.

Is he here or will we have to give one to Deezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 08:07:23 PM
Play Dr. Mario on Game Boy or NES for answer!

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 24, 2005, 09:49:19 PM
im sorry, the last steak in the mushroom kingdom was eaten yesterday by mario. youll hafta kill and eat yoshi for beef.

How many yoshis did mario kill for beef already?
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Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 10:37:58 PM
None.

Wow.  Who drank all the egg nog?
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Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 25, 2005, 03:51:17 PM
Yoshi! lets blame everything on him!

how does mario teach typing if he doesnt have a computer?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 25, 2005, 05:34:52 PM
he uses his e-mail on pm:ttyd

what color is my hair?
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Post by: Khold on December 25, 2005, 08:05:45 PM
Yellow/Blonde, duh! It wouldn't be Peach other wise!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 25, 2005, 08:10:26 PM
No question...

How come some people don't even put questions?
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Post by: Khold on December 25, 2005, 08:16:55 PM
Because it's a mushroomitis thing.

How much can Mario bench?
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 01:53:22 AM
One crate full of bob-ombs measures to...

What is that horrible red liquid outside Luigi's Mansion in MKDS?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 05:23:55 AM
Blood! Luigi murdered someone in his mansion.



Will you be the one to witness the birth of the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System? (1985 NES commercial)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 26, 2005, 06:43:45 AM
if I get a time machine and travel back more than 5 years, yes...

why doesnt daisy get kidnapped by bowser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 26, 2005, 07:23:48 AM
Her hair is brown and Bowser likes blonde hair, so he kidnapps Peach.

Did everyone have a wonderful Christmas?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 01:10:02 PM
i dunno, go ask them...

does mr. melee have fiery red hair for a better melee attack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 01:57:08 PM
No, it's bright yellow hair.

Why is this topic so hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 03:17:36 PM
cause it is.

why do the gooba's in paper mario:the  thousand year  door wear link's hat?
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 04:42:55 PM
Because Rougeport perpetually celebrates Halloween.

Why is Star Cup easier than Flower Cup?
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Post by: HolyAarom on December 26, 2005, 04:52:55 PM
It's not.

Do you think it's not?
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Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 05:15:26 PM
No, it took forever to beat Flower cup in 150, then I cruised through the rest of the Nitro GP!

Will there be cake and ice cream?
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Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 05:19:59 PM
no

Why does mario constantly fight Goombas?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 05:25:55 PM
because he thinks their cuddly and cute and doesnt want to admit it.

why did TEC fall in love with princess peach?
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Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 05:30:19 PM
because she was the most beautiful woman hes ever seen (in FACT she was the only woman hes ever seen(yes ive beat the game))

why did TEC dance with the Princess?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 06:12:16 PM
Because he could.

How come the word Question in the thread's title is spelt Qusestion?
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Post by: Ludwig on December 26, 2005, 06:14:59 PM
Apple.

Why don't Goombas have arms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 06:19:06 PM
because of intellegent design

how many Goombas are there?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 06:20:05 PM
How come the word Question in the thread's title is spelt Qusestion?
I never really noticed that
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 06:43:02 PM
there are MILLIONS OF GOOMBA'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if mario found out that tec like peach, was he jealous?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 07:46:13 PM
No, because Mario likes Pauline more than Peach because Pauline makes pizza instead of cake.

Would you describe a monkey as crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 07:48:39 PM
Yes.

How many humans are there in the Mario universe? (Besides Mario Golf characters, etc.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 07:53:31 PM
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Peach, Daisy, Pauline, 7 kings, Il Piantissimo, E. Gadd, (decides not to count the Luigi's Mansion portrait ghosts). That's 16. There's probably more.

Why do I have long-answer disease?
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Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 08:00:47 PM
Because Lemmy Koopa doesn't like you.

got milk?   (I kind of like that. This is my new sig!)
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Post by: Koopaslaya on December 26, 2005, 08:03:18 PM
Half and Half.

WHy do oold people put that in their coffee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 08:04:41 PM
Because the oold people are morons.

Is it just me, or is that chicken a human disguised as a chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 08:06:24 PM
So they get the taste of warm milk and coffee at the same time! 2 'n 1!

Doesn't that look excactly like the real banner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 08:27:47 PM
Nah, the real banner has a straight black background.

What does that mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 09:03:09 PM
That I like my coffee with nothing in it but full cream milk.

Is this question long enough?
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Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 09:05:23 PM
No, it has to be thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

How many u's are there in this post?     u
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Post by: PaperLuigi on December 26, 2005, 09:26:53 PM
-293! I think.

How is it possible to have a negative number of members?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 09:46:22 PM
If we're all Wa-members.

What's up with the Wario Bros.' newly found obsession with tractors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 09:47:26 PM
if you have none.

what brand of hair dye does peach use?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 09:50:29 PM
Goomblistic Hairdye for Princesses

Ho, ho, ho, have you been a good Koopa this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 26, 2005, 09:51:26 PM
Would semi-evil looking to take over the kingdom count?

Does it count?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 09:55:24 PM
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!! Oh, wait. Yeah, it does count.

Is this a reflection??noitcelfer a siht sI
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 10:02:11 PM
No, because the two middle question marks are the same.

If I put an exclaimation mark instead of a question mark, does that mean it's not a question!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 10:03:45 PM
Stop yelling at me!

Boo! Did I scare ya?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 10:10:10 PM
No.


What's the matter? Chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 10:12:45 PM
Yes, I hate chicken and prefer beef.

Did I just unlock R.O.B. on MKDS?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 26, 2005, 10:16:23 PM
No, he's just a clone.

Why isn't R.O.B. that good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 26, 2005, 10:17:27 PM
Because he rides on two wheels (or, at least he did when I was owned by him in online play).

Why did these people copy the thread (http://mudonite.proboards61.com/index.cgi?board=forumgames&action=display&thread=1131132591)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 26, 2005, 10:24:20 PM
i'll still answer the queestion cause you didnt post one: because their not creative enought to come up with their own.

how come all of the sudden bandits wear blue and are extra tall instead of being short and wearing red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 26, 2005, 10:39:53 PM
Eye don't know.

PONG? |.   |
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 12:03:50 AM
PONGIE PONG!?!!!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 12:16:43 AM
No question.

Is this an anti-question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 12:23:26 AM
i'll post a question

why does luigi save lame princess...like princess custard from the chesnuts!?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 12:25:56 AM
Because it is lame.


Will you be the one to witness the birth of the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System? The one to play with R.O.B, the extraordinary video robot (batteries not included)? He helps you tackle even the toughest challenge. Will you be the first to raise the incredibly accurate Zapper, and play games like Duck Hunt, or action-packed Hogan's Alley and high-flying Kung-fu (each game sold seperately)? Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System? Comes with R.O.B, Zapper, control deck, two controllers, Gyromite, and Duck Hunt. (1985 NES commercial)
 

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:20:48 AM
YES YES YES!!!!.......................no, no, no, i won't. i was born in '92. well then, no problem, i'll travel back in time!

why does peach sound like a manwoman in sm64?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 27, 2005, 01:23:31 AM
She was in the middle of a sex change.

Who should be the next mod/admin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:25:30 AM
you!

how would you describe me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 27, 2005, 01:28:32 AM
Yellow hair, big pink dress, high voice, and with a crown.

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Am I the prettiest of them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:30:14 AM
well, im a brunette and i just lost my voice 10 minutes ago, tee hee!

i am the prettiest of them ALL!

who is the handsomest of them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 01:39:45 AM
Well, I haven't bathed in weeks, my teeth are turning brown, I have a beard of pimples...


It's ME of course!

I'm going to go kill Daisy. Wanna help?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:45:24 AM
LOL, you, aye?

of course...i think she's trying to steal mario's heart!

i think link and peach are a cute couple. i did a few screenshots on ssbm. who think they are?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 01:54:15 AM
Not me.

Does anyone here want to start a campaign to save Princess Daisy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:54:55 AM
naw...but a campaign to abandon her would be nice.

how bout a campaign to save luigi from me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 01:58:46 AM
Sure!

Can it be a Save-Luigi-and-simultaneously-kill-Daisy campaign?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:59:42 AM
okay!!!!!!

do i like pink to much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 02:28:02 AM
Maybe, but maybe you should like red more.

Does anyone here want to team up with Daisy and get rid of the real threat- Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 04:56:47 AM
No. And Daisy is dead. I ran her off of Mushroom Bridge in MKDD and she and the Rolls-Royce she was in were destroyed.


Are you playing with power?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2005, 05:01:37 AM
No, but I play with fire. *Scalds self* Ouch.

Has anyone here heard of Lano and/or Woodley?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 27, 2005, 05:17:22 AM
No.


Do you think you are getting out of that Punch-out!! cartridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2005, 09:40:30 AM
... wha?

I named my Groudon Ruby. Is that okay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 27, 2005, 09:54:30 AM
Ruby! ANYTHING BUT RUBY!

Why is Ruby a bad name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 27, 2005, 12:43:47 PM
Because it's red, the color of BLOOD!

Are you contagious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 01:07:07 PM
ya. i give people the pink flu.

do you like milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 01:41:36 PM
I can't have breakfast without milk.

Di-id we miss a challenge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 02:24:53 PM
maybe.

wanna challenge me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2005, 05:06:13 PM
Okay. Go, Mikey! *Wartortle appears*

Why'd I name my Wartortle Mikey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 05:07:43 PM
because you like a guy named mikey

what majority of the fungi fourms is female?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 27, 2005, 08:04:51 PM
A minority of the majority.

Why does "queue" have 4 silent letters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 08:09:13 PM
just because.

why is your username Bird Person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 27, 2005, 08:27:09 PM
Its not. Its Mr.Melee.

Got milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 27, 2005, 11:47:11 PM
naw, im allergic.

should we just call you melee or would you like us to put a handle on it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:08:18 AM
We need the handle, it makes Melee easy to carry.

Did I steal this egg nog?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 28, 2005, 12:10:39 AM
Because the "q" told them all to shutup.

Who? What? Where? Why? When? Which?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:13:27 AM
You, that, there, because, later, those.

Why didn't ypu go to the right page? WHY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 28, 2005, 12:16:29 AM
Because I don't listen to people that are birds!

What color is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 12:24:24 AM
the type of blue that reminds me of games for the NES.

Do you think that Luigi Simpson is getting out of that Punch-out!! cartridge I trapped him in any time soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 12:30:19 AM
No. Man, that Luigi Simpson is stupid!

If an animal is cruel to you, is that still classified as animal cruelty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 12:41:47 AM
Yes, and you can get arrested for that.

My dog bit me, who's gonna bail me out of jail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 12:49:22 AM
Princess Daisy. Bwa ha ha ha!

Why can't everyone learn that instead of hating Daisy, that we should hate Waluigi instead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 12:55:02 AM
Because Waluigi doesn't say stupid catch phraises all the time.

What? Are you deaf and stupid? I said no.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 01:17:36 AM
No you didn't.

If that's not a direct answer to your question, what are you going to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 28, 2005, 01:22:37 AM
Call the police.

Can you see this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 01:34:56 AM
 Only if I highlight it.

No question  means what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 02:41:16 AM
okay! *dials 911*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 06:49:20 AM
No question...ahhhhh!

What's the number to 911?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 28, 2005, 08:41:12 AM
1-800-U-STUPID

If cars could eat pie, what flavor would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 12:52:33 PM
oil.


if i could eat a car, what kind would i eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 02:05:00 PM
A Mazda.

I named my guinea pig Fluffernut. Will that spawn any naughty jokes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 03:18:22 PM
Yes. You must have been eating a fluffernutter when you named the guinea pig.

Is L real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 28, 2005, 04:58:28 PM
Of course! Otherwise, we wouldn't be able to spell "frolic" or "Luigi" or "lollipop" or "lion" or "Julien"...

What am I eating now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 05:00:15 PM
A salad.

What does Polly want?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 05:20:34 PM
A cracker.

Where can one find such a cracker?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 05:21:09 PM
At Ideal Hotdog.

Are you hungy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 05:22:02 PM
No, but I'm hungry.
What's my grandpa's favourite food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 05:55:45 PM
banana pudding

what's my favorite food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 28, 2005, 06:58:38 PM
Chipmunk Chunks with a Dash of Duck

Enough about food. What's her favorite way to erase graphite from paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 28, 2005, 07:12:24 PM
Waving the paper all around in the air until her arm gets tired.

How many cherries can I fit in my pockets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on December 28, 2005, 07:17:09 PM
37, but the pocket needs to be shaped into the word bobman.

Wanna have a dance off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 28, 2005, 07:43:13 PM
Twelve.

Want to not have a dance off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 07:49:51 PM
Sure!

Is ROB a hero or villain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 28, 2005, 08:04:43 PM
He's a robot overlord.

Why do most words to start a question start with "wh?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 08:35:01 PM
I don't know.

Why did this turn from a Mario topic to other subjects?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 09:43:08 PM
Stupidity and moronicity.


Have you ever eaten a duck from Duck Hunt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 09:56:37 PM
I like to say that I have...though I don't prefer to retell the story.

What's that in the sky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 28, 2005, 09:57:34 PM
A bird?

Is it a plane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 28, 2005, 10:09:49 PM
no, it's a UFO and mario and his crew's in it!

why is luigi so boring sometimes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 10:51:35 PM
Because he's alway's in Mario's shadow. 

Could Luigi be defined as a "part-time detective" after his little adventure in the haunted mansion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SSJ3 Mario Brothers on December 28, 2005, 10:53:23 PM
If he gets a talking dog who has his own brand of dog biscuits, then he's set!


Shourd we be un-decking the harrs and taking down the horry? Farararara, rara ra ra?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 12:36:02 AM
Shourd we be un-decking the harrs and taking down the horry? Farararara, rara ra ra?

huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 29, 2005, 01:04:42 AM
All the "L"s were replaced with "R"s! 

OMG!

Does this mean the World is over with?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 01:37:18 AM
Possibly...but...probably...

Why does Mario wear a red cap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 01:55:07 AM
because it is a disguise to hide all the blood he gets from squishing goomba's on it.

why does peach wear that oufit in super mario strikers?

http://www.peach-paradise.com/pp/Portals/0/SuperSKa_PictureGallery/378/1046.jpg
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2005, 07:22:36 AM
Because she can.

Can you do the lemur dance? *dances*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 29, 2005, 08:03:54 AM
It stinks.



Are you moronic?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 29, 2005, 09:18:31 AM
NOOOO!

Why'd I yell just now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 09:31:17 AM
because you did.

why did my ma just tell me to get off the computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 29, 2005, 02:16:10 PM
Because it's HER turn to chat on TMK!

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 02:42:33 PM
what? my ma doesn't actually use the computer. im her secetary ;)

what should you be when you grow up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 03:49:03 PM
A human.

What if I'm not a human when I grow up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:15:03 PM
then you should be a bird.

if im not a nurse when i grow up, what should i be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 29, 2005, 04:20:33 PM
Someone a nurse treats. :)

Does Santa Claus really see you when you're sleeping? o_0
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 04:27:46 PM
naw, he bet not come into my room!

when does everyone get online?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 29, 2005, 04:51:33 PM
When King Kong says so.


What if Wario had a problem with bulimia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 05:08:41 PM
waht?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 29, 2005, 07:53:14 PM
No reply....huh?

What's that smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 09:13:26 PM
the smash bros melee club calling you.

what color is your hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 29, 2005, 09:16:18 PM
I forgot.

What color is your mustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 09:21:45 PM
Yellow!

Are these potatoes the best potatoes in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 09:53:46 PM
Maybe...

What's my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 29, 2005, 09:57:48 PM
naw seeing their rotton.

who like my desktop picture?

http://www.peach-paradise.com/pp/DesktopModules/Repository/MakeThumbnail.aspx?tabid=63&id=15
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 09:59:13 PM
Gracious.

Waht came first, the fly or the larva?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 10:02:52 PM
The buttered toast.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 29, 2005, 10:14:20 PM
Simply because, dear child.

Is the Polar Express wheelchair accesable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 30, 2005, 10:19:03 AM
If you need it, no.

Why does Peach like Princess Peach so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 10:22:24 AM
Princess Peach (Princess toadstool) IS Peach.


Is your favorite console the NES? Answer no and the Empire will blow your planet up with the Death Star!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 30, 2005, 10:24:30 AM
Yes, I like the NES.
I meant pt_peach. She told everyone to call her "Peach".
I'm nostalgic, remember?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 10:39:52 AM
You have saved earth.



Do you like the NES versions of SMB, SMB2, and SMB3 more than SMAS? If you say no, the Empire will blow your planet up with the Death Star!!!! *suspenseful music plays* And Luke won't be there to blow the Death Star up!!!!! *more suspensful music plays* I recorded the Wav myself from NES Empire Strikes Back
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 30, 2005, 12:26:09 PM
I don't know, I've never played any of those games.

Do you like to move it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 12:35:17 PM
I'm wide asleep.

Why not ask an intelligent question and get an intelligent answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 30, 2005, 12:46:10 PM
because the topic says "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer"

get it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 30, 2005, 01:04:54 PM
Ja. By the way, earth is destroyed!!!! *Death Star fires beam at earth and destroys it. The earth that you see is a digital one created by the Empire.


Why GiftedGirl? Why??? Why coudln't you just say yes???????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 01:21:05 PM
Because she wasn't asked a yes/no question.

Is Strong Bad totally going out with Pom-Pom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 01:57:22 PM
Totally.

Sort of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 02:18:59 PM
no

Why ins't anyone talking about mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 03:46:32 PM
Because we ran out of Mario questions 47 posts ago (not official and not really that true....this is a stupid answer)!

Does Pikachu have a litterbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on December 30, 2005, 05:04:00 PM
yes. ash's hat

does bowser have a litter box?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 05:07:10 PM
Yes, Kamek's robe.

Does Mr. Game & Watch have a litterbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 05:11:23 PM
Yes the oil can he uses in oil panic

who thinks that this is a bad drawing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 30, 2005, 05:18:41 PM
Ummm... *points at random dude* He does! *runs*

Wait, if the Earth was destroyed, wouldn't we all have exploded with all of everybody's internal organs showing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 05:21:18 PM
No.

Why did I just say No randomly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 30, 2005, 05:44:41 PM
Cause it's illeagle.

Why is it illeagle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on December 30, 2005, 05:46:32 PM
It's a sick eagle.

Which eagle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 05:47:13 PM
a bald eagle

why are they considered "bald"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 05:50:35 PM
Because they have no hair. Duh.

What was in those barels that made DK want to throw them so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 30, 2005, 05:54:35 PM
Bald illeagles.


Why did I spell illegal wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 05:59:42 PM
Because the ill eagle might hurt you if you didn't put him in the question.

If I became a button, would you expect to recieve bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 06:09:13 PM
Not unless I pushed you.

When was the war of 1812?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 06:29:34 PM
1500.......?

Why Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 06:44:09 PM
Well, would you base a game off of somebody who couldn't jump? Didn't think so.

Would you like some green eggs and ham?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 30, 2005, 06:45:50 PM
No I would not, Sam I am not.

Woould you like ham?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 06:55:13 PM
I already asked you. You take it, for I am Sam, I am!

Do you like John Petrucci, the guitarist of Dream Theater?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:02:34 PM
No.

How many time does I have to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:04:42 PM
every time

What is the answer to the universe, evereything, and the world as we know it
(this is a no brainer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:05:16 PM
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,899,999.1 times!

Can you count to one hundred?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:06:49 PM
yes

(BTW the correct answer was 42)

can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:10:02 PM
One, two, skip a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!

Peek-a-boo! I see you! Can you see me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:10:57 PM
Uh... Yeah.

Why am I even posting on this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:14:47 PM
because you are bored to death and have nothing else to do beside play super mario brothers three is such a cool game and I want to be an proggramer so I can play a card games are so boring is a adj. which describes death is something I hate you when you post these really dumb messages

what was the subject of this message?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 07:15:38 PM
Dukar.

Trivia: Was Lizard Dude Dukar1 or Dukar2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:17:03 PM
Dukar2

who thought the last message i posted was the dumbest thing in the entire world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:17:29 PM
Zzzzzzzzzz-huh?! WHAT?!? WHO'S THERE?!?!?

What's your favorite kind of koopa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:18:36 PM
The flying kind.

Just how bored am I, exactly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:19:26 PM
bored to your heart's content

how does a turtle fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:20:39 PM
You're running around aimlessly on Super Mario 64 DS, hoping you'll run into a paragoomba.

EDIT: Sorry, that was for bobman's question.

Where do you live? How do you spell that? "Bug off!"? What are you trying to tell me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:21:40 PM
Wisconsin

do you want me to answer every qeustion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 07:22:53 PM
Yes.

Do you like chocolate
 that is infested with maggots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 07:22:52 PM
Only the one's that have the letter 2,465 in them.


Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 07:24:12 PM
No, because that has been asked too many times.

Did anyone noticed I posted a millisecond after Khold, yet my post seems to be eariler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:24:42 PM
no

Khold do you want to play mkds RIGHT NOW?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:27:51 PM
I'll play

[wtd]?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:29:39 PM
how about khold?

Btw my friend code is my sig
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on December 30, 2005, 07:30:52 PM
I lied. I can't play now, too much other stuff to do.

how many trees do I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:31:58 PM
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whats this # in words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 08:13:42 PM
Fungus.

Can you hear me now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 08:20:22 PM
no

can you hear me now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 08:41:31 PM
No, I still can't hear you.

Lets cut to the chase, WHAT is your middle name?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 08:45:15 PM
James, and I'm proud of it. :)

Is it possible to make a sweatdropping smiley?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 09:01:18 PM
':( ":( I:( ......geuss not

Define mario
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 30, 2005, 09:58:30 PM
No.

Did somone die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 10:01:22 PM
Yeah, my soul...

Do you need help lifting that heavy box of knives?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 10:27:02 PM
I do not not need lots of help not lifting this heavy box of knives.

What signature?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 10:58:21 PM
?klim tog

Do, or not to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 11:03:35 PM
Do stop asking stupid questions and get back to work!

Can Pikachu electrocute himself and die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hirocon on December 31, 2005, 12:23:13 AM
Yes, but only once.

How much would you have to pay him to get him to do it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 12:36:25 AM
$2!

What if Daisy died?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 12:38:23 AM
She would be dead, and heaps of Daisy games would be released in her memory.

What should I have to eat right now, because I'm really hungry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on December 31, 2005, 01:09:14 AM
The stuff under your bed.

What does it taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 31, 2005, 01:12:35 AM
Probably chicken, iuno.

Does Pikachu have a thing for Misty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 04:02:52 AM
naw, he's to electric for her.

since when do computers fall in love with beautiful girls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 04:26:17 AM
Since Y2K.

Who do you prefer- Misty or Princess Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 04:37:57 AM
peach of course!

im out of questions. it's laat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 04:42:22 AM
Why do people call Princess Toadstool Princess Peach? She is called Princess Toadstool, not Princess Peach! Stop calling Princess Toadstool Peach!!!! It annoys me.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 31, 2005, 05:40:25 AM
reality check: in japan, her name was always peach. in america, everyone used to call her by her last name until sm64 came out in the us, therefore revealing her real name to be peach. she signs the letter princess toastool and at the bottom peach
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 06:25:20 AM
NO QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Why did the '80s have to end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 07:59:54 AM
because the 90's had to start

whens the sun going to change into a supernova?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 08:54:42 AM
Whenever.

Why did the wonderful '80s have to end and the craptastic '90s start?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 08:58:02 AM
because time dosent end

how come mario never gets older?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 09:18:18 AM
Plastic surgery so he always looks like he did in the '80s.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 09:35:54 AM
Why didn't you write another qeustion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 09:37:30 AM
Accident.


Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 09:38:44 AM
no... alas... I could not buy one...

do you have a vurtual boy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 10:33:07 AM
No. I do own the incredible Nintendo Entertainment System.


Why are you such a SQUARE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on December 31, 2005, 10:51:47 AM
I'm a triange.

He's a fam-ly______?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 10:59:55 AM
Guy, ya SQUARE [__]


Did you know that if you like Xbox, PS2, PSP, SMS, or PS1 or don't own a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) or Family Computer (Famicom) you are a SQUARE? [__]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 11:26:27 AM
stop judging people for what they own :( I was born after SNES

I wish I had a virtaul boy, they look so cool...and I played the original NES at my cusions house but he got rid of it

How does Mario Groom his mustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 01:20:13 PM
He doesn't


Did you know that the file is not found? 404
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 01:26:50 PM
no

what file?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 03:23:36 PM
The file that makes Yoshi55 obsessed with the 80's.

If that file isn't found, will Yoshi55 stop thinking about the 80's and squares?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 31, 2005, 03:53:36 PM
Pfft, no.

I liked the '90s. 

Are you gonna drink all the egg nog for New Years?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 31, 2005, 04:10:50 PM
I drink it all, and then some!

Do you put a little something in your eggnog? *wink* *wink*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on December 31, 2005, 06:28:56 PM
Only pure cesium (gives it a little punch). Don't ask me where I get it, thank you very much.

Other than the alkalis, what's a particularly fascinating group?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on December 31, 2005, 06:35:50 PM
The blue man group.

What ISN'T chup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: superstarMASIAH on December 31, 2005, 08:47:13 PM
Good question, let me get back to you on that...

Ummm, why am I dry out of questions now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 31, 2005, 09:15:03 PM
Because a penguin used the "flipper of death" on you and stole all your questions.

Why did I just make a pathetic Madgascar reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 09:19:42 PM
Because you're in Madagascar.

Is there such thing as a Madder Gas Car?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 12:20:07 AM
yeah, my golden olden car. it sucks up gas like MADD!

why is this thread so popular?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 01, 2006, 12:21:03 AM
because it is

Is everyone having a happy new year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 12:22:15 AM
no, cause it's only 10:21. a nice new years eve with PM:TTYD. it's rockin my socks (although i don't have any on)

has anyone ever fell out of a moving car? (seriously)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 01, 2006, 12:31:50 AM
not that i remember of....

who thinks tails is awsome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 01:24:11 AM
what kind?

who likes virtual pets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 01:26:17 AM
My Nintendog does!

Would you be my friend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:41:35 AM
Sure.



Why do people like the '90s and the SNES more than the '80s and NES?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 01:48:16 AM
because their hooked on the craziness and coolness of the 90's adn are into graphics

would you be my friend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 01:51:54 AM
Sure, why not? *looks at profile* Oh. That's why not.

Who's better- Shadow or Sonic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:53:03 AM
Both are retarded and should be utterly destroyed by R.O.B.


Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 01:54:38 AM
in my skillet

where's your retro mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:01:26 AM
In my NES that is still used.


Is your favorite console NES? Answer no and I'll destroy you with the Death Star that I bought from the Empire.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:03:23 AM
*Gulp*

Uh... Y-y-yes??

Why would Yoshi55 buy the Death Star?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:05:08 AM
because he wanted to be the next darth vadar after anakin was destroyed

i dare you to zap me: the gamecube is my FAVORITE CONSOLE. there. zap me. please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:08:38 AM
*destroys pt_peach with a low power beam from the Death Star squarely at pt_peach*



Did you know that the Empire is selling their stuff because they were brought down by the Rebels? That is how I bought the Death Star.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:09:42 AM
*moans*
no, i didnt know it was so powerful...and on the first day of 2006.

how are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:12:37 AM
Astounded because I just saw Darth Vader's light saber in the $0.99 bin at my car wash.

Why do you like Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:15:01 AM
Ja.



Why don't you buy a Star Destroyer and throw a big party on it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:16:28 AM
because my enemy *looks around* might set a bomb in it and we'll blow up in the middle of the party

why do you like being you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:18:02 AM
Because I'm afraid that Yoshi55 will destroy me because I don't actually think NES is the best console. Uh oh... <_< >_> o_O Ah!

Boom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:19:25 AM
Yes *destroys Khold with low power beam from Death Star*


Anyone want to throw a party on the Death Star?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:20:21 AM
Not with someone who blew us up!

why did i try to save khold from yoshi55?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:21:04 AM
My corpse does!

Great. Look what you did. Are you happy now? >:(
EDIT: Sorry that was for Yoshi55's question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:23:09 AM
Yes, because that'll teach you to not mess with the owner of the Death Star.


You want to rent out the Death Star at a price of $50 a week?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 02:24:04 AM
No, I get them for free from my bestest friend.

Is it 20X6?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:24:42 AM
Sure!

May I borrow $1,000 so I can rent the Death Star?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:25:08 AM
heck no! i dont have it!

whats your favorite kingdom---
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:26:03 AM
TMK

Who's yo dadday?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:26:41 AM
Not you.

There is only one Death Star. Did you know that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 02:29:09 AM
no. you made it seem like plenty for everyone!

do you smile
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:33:29 AM
Yes.


Did you know that the Empire will sell you a Star Destroyer for cheap because they have plenty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 02:35:07 AM
Sure, whatever.

Since it is 20X6, are you asking for a CHALEEENGE?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:36:50 AM
Heck, yeah! *Pulls out Mario Kart DS*

What are you going to do now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 02:41:17 AM
Not play, since we already know that it won't work.

Why won't it work?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:44:39 AM
No router.


Are you mental????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 02:45:46 AM
Yes, talking chimpanzee.

Do I see dead people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:47:04 AM
No.



Do you want Dr. Mario to cure your mental disfunction??????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 02:53:19 AM
No.
(I do have a router)
Who made the rule that you had to cdouble space between questions & answers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:54:58 AM
No moron did.   


Why don't you want to buy a Star Destroyer from the Empire and kill Wario with it while playing SMB on NES in it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 03:07:07 AM
Because I want an ARWING instead.

Is ROB64 the same as ROB from MKDS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 03:26:21 AM
No. ROB64 is a relative of R.O.B.




Will you kill 2005 for good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 01, 2006, 02:07:35 PM
Me! 

How did I do it? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:54:35 PM
You stabbed 2005 with a steak knife. Then you shoved it into a meat grinder. That is how you killed 2005.


Why do I see the dog from Duck Hunt on NES laughing at you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:57:49 PM
Because it's mean...

Whos' your favorite Mario character?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 03:04:51 PM
Yoshi of course.



Will you be the one to experience the Nintendo Entertainment System?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 01, 2006, 04:05:28 PM
Yes! Or no. Mabey.


Will you be the one to experience the Neo Geo? (Whatever that is.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 06:55:18 PM
oh yea...whatever it means.

who will be the second one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 01, 2006, 07:46:01 PM
That guy. *points at random dude*

Why is Yoshi55 so obsessed with shooting people/places/things with the Death Star?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 07:48:10 PM
I dunno. *Borrows Death Star, and shoots everyone*

Is dancing fruit cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 07:54:47 PM
ya! especially bananas!

will i be cooler this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 01, 2006, 08:02:34 PM
Probably, if you walk into a fridge. XD

You didn't see anything... right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 08:04:31 PM
Oooooh, I'm telling on you!

Is this a qusestion or a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 01, 2006, 08:07:47 PM
a question, doi!

Will i chill my cloths in the fridge this summer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 01, 2006, 09:56:02 PM
Nope!  Because I'm going to keep it snowing ALL year long... and then it will snow the year after that... and the year after that... and the year after that!  I'm like the White Witch, only a guy, and not a witch!

Should I fear Azlan?  (I heard he was on the move)!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 12:32:18 AM
Yes!

Where do Italians come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 01:43:42 AM
Germany.

Where do Germans come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 02, 2006, 01:45:27 AM
Italy.

where do YOU come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 01:47:59 AM
Long Island

Has this thread really stuck around this long since who-know-how-long I was gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 02, 2006, 01:50:07 AM
Yes.

Where have you been?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 01:52:43 AM
In a strange, strange parallel world called "college"

Did anyone miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 02:04:01 AM
*Checks* Well, this guy here says that he remembers a Latios Dita, but otherwise... no. (Just kidding, we missed you!)

Is this a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 02:18:48 AM
No! I missed Latias Ditas! ...Even though I don't know her. I read her past posts a long time ago.

How's college?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 02:21:07 AM
Lots of work, yet lots of free time. Lots of fun yet very hard.

Was I babbling back there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 02, 2006, 07:49:59 AM
back where?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 02, 2006, 12:31:10 PM
I dont know

whos Latais dita???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 02, 2006, 12:36:04 PM
A girl whose first name is "Latias" and her last name is "Dita". XP

What am I eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 02, 2006, 12:37:17 PM
mushrooms

why is the fungi forums so popular lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 02, 2006, 12:40:33 PM
Because we're all lazy bums who have nothing better to do. (just kidding!)

Pika?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 02, 2006, 01:07:35 PM
Squirtle!

What's in your pocket, young sprite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 02, 2006, 01:11:18 PM
my DS charger (what else?)

why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 01:34:22 PM
Because the ocean's upside down!

Why don't you see Mario actually plumbing anymore?(Besides in M&L SS)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 02, 2006, 01:47:48 PM
Hero work pays better and, although dangerous, is precisely the kind of fun Mario's looking for.

Fill in the Blank
1. Although jumping off bridges tends to exacerbate the great debate over the "And if everybody" phrase, it tends to ___________ the decisions of fellow people in positive ways.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 02, 2006, 02:25:39 PM
terminate.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 02, 2006, 02:33:38 PM
How did the Toads exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 02, 2006, 03:09:03 PM
princess peach was using magic and it made all the mushrooms in the kingdom into little people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 02, 2006, 03:26:15 PM
why dont you put a stupid question after your stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 03:44:24 PM
Because her answer wasn't satupid.

Is satupid a real word?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 02, 2006, 03:46:20 PM
yes

wheres my watch?!?!?!?!?!
Title: Don't eat corn- it has feelings
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 04:12:48 PM
On your arm.

Am I on the forums too much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 02, 2006, 04:21:34 PM
naw, keep postin!

will we establish an online kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on January 02, 2006, 05:49:37 PM
Yes and even better, we will rule the world!

How come Bowser doesn't wear clothes anymore (unlike Bowser Jr. and Bowser in his youth)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 02, 2006, 05:54:04 PM
is donkey kongs tie considered cloths?

I didnt think that bibs were cloths...

(haha! i put an question before the answer!!!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 06:19:08 PM
Hey, if anyone's actually noticed, the thread title is 'Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer', which means we should be asking questions first!

Just kidding.

Yes, because none of us want a naked Mario character.

Do you have a computer microphone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 07:56:35 PM
Yes.

Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 02, 2006, 08:06:33 PM
cuz he wants to plug it into his GCN and talk to mario.

where would you stick it in? the controller port, the memory card slot, or the usb port of an ps2 thats also atached to the same tv as the gamecube?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 07:52:31 AM
In Mario's ear, duh!

Can you get this monkey of my back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 03, 2006, 09:08:21 AM
No, but I can get it off. *gets monkey off led's back*

What is your favorite video game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Latias Dita on January 03, 2006, 10:29:25 AM
Missing is Mario (gack! No! XD)

How is it that a two songs I haven't heard in years just get stuck in my head?  @@
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 03, 2006, 11:05:51 AM
because you heard it yesterday.

how?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 02:37:15 PM
This way.

Who wins: Mario or a fajita steak sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 03, 2006, 02:41:12 PM
mario because he'll eat the sandwich :)

why did i get an nes yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 03, 2006, 03:35:47 PM
whats wrong with NES's? im getting one in the summer (hopefully)...

was mario born and raised in the mushroom kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 03, 2006, 03:40:02 PM
no. he was born in brooklyn (hopefully)

did i say something was wrong with getting an nes? (hopefully i didnt)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 03, 2006, 04:11:37 PM
Hopefully you didn't.

Are you hopefully hopeful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 04:33:51 PM
If by "hopefull" you mean "tacos are good" then YAAAA!!!!

Wasn't that a close one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 03, 2006, 08:26:40 PM
If light is based on the theory that light has a finite velocity, how would that calculate in a black hole?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 03, 2006, 09:22:19 PM
I don't know,

do you have any black holes available?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 09:28:12 PM
Of course. They're sucking all matter in my garage as we speak.

Why does Lucky want to protect his stupid cereal so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 03, 2006, 09:33:12 PM
It's like drugs to the poor leprechaun.  That's why the Trix rabbit is so determined.  And the Coo Coo for Coacoa puffs guy?  Don't even get me started.

Why are all cereal mascots drug addicts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 04, 2006, 02:14:33 AM
They're not, they're cereal addicts.

Do the kangaroos on the bag cereal desperately quest for cereal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 02:31:40 AM
No, I believe they quest for pizza.

Do I know what I'm talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 04, 2006, 05:37:33 AM
you know exactly what you're not talking about.

is wario human?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 04, 2006, 06:53:32 AM
No, he's too fat.

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 04, 2006, 07:47:34 AM
(IDIOT)

Are you moronic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 04, 2006, 07:49:12 AM
to a certain extent, yes

would it be cool if Mario had a gun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 04, 2006, 04:36:42 PM
That would take all the fun out of killing Bowser!

Is it true that you have three nostrils?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 04, 2006, 05:02:02 PM
no, I have 1.5 nostrils.

will ebay have the remaining .5 nostril?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 05:17:03 PM
No, they sold it to me.

Why do nostrils have ears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 04, 2006, 05:54:47 PM
Because he's expressing himself.

Who is your favorite enemy in the Mario universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 04, 2006, 07:44:02 PM
I hate all of them, they're all evil.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 04, 2006, 07:46:42 PM
*pretends there's a question and pretends to answer it*

What makes that horrible painting so scary, anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 08:03:34 PM
The fact that there's no cheese on it.

Is this a smiley? (:)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 04, 2006, 08:07:34 PM
Uhhh... yes!

What is up with this!? (http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/homestarrunner-4238.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 04, 2006, 09:02:53 PM
The ceiling, mabey?


Hey, why'd you call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 09:09:17 PM
To inform you that you have 2 days to live.

Why do people type 'mabey?'
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 04, 2006, 09:15:46 PM
Because they're stupid.

I am waiting like an elevator. What are my optioness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2006, 06:48:40 AM
You can a) eat a muffin, b) do a dance or c) suck your toe.

Pichu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 05, 2006, 11:10:04 AM
Pikachu!!!

who's a pompom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 01:57:22 PM
Pom Pom is a pom.

Can I make a better question than this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 06, 2006, 01:59:25 PM
Wel, I cannut mak uh veary goood anser eder.

Is this a good doctor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2006, 03:37:33 PM
Ummm... yes. Yes it is.

Why is the sky greeeeeeeeeen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 04:56:39 PM
Because it was eaten then thrown up again.

Am I a moron?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 05:00:44 PM
Your a mormon? We're not interested! *slams door*

What does ESPN stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 05:07:26 PM
Extra Shiny Platypus Nose.

What's your favourite colour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 06:12:43 PM
green


PONG or Tetris?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:13:42 PM
PONG.

I'm too lazy to right something stupid. Will someone right something stupid please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on January 06, 2006, 07:19:20 PM
----(Right)---->something stupid please

If up is up, then what is what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:21:11 PM
That...thing...over there.

Did I do a good job of slipping back into the forums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:08:08 PM
No, because you haven't slipped on that puddle. *Mr.Melee slips on a puddle* Ahaha! Classic!

What did I just have for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:11:59 PM
The banana peel you slipped on. Haha!

What's the sound of a slammed revolving door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 08:18:24 PM
I don't know, but the only sound I heard was the sound of my brain exploding in confusion.

Can I ask you a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:19:54 PM
You may.

What's Khold's sig mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:20:25 PM
That all Mario characters are equally inferior to Luigi.

Did I just answer a question I said I wouldn't answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:22:30 PM
Yes...no...maybe.

Yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 06, 2006, 09:27:56 PM
Nes or yo!

That was one strange chimpanzee, wasn't it?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 07, 2006, 12:01:38 AM
I'd say so. If a person flew through the air like that, I'd ask him to teach me to do it.

Besides the obvious, what could Forsyth be described as?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 07, 2006, 11:19:04 AM
It would probably be described in one simple word: "A very bananna time!"

Why is Mario's nose so large?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 07, 2006, 12:07:07 PM
As seen in Donkey Kong, Myamoto-San made Mario's nose large to distinguish where it began and ended.

Why does cake taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 07, 2006, 01:52:09 PM
SUGAR! YAY!

When will the lies end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 07, 2006, 07:42:56 PM
yesterday, when I told the truth.

how did mario get into the mushroom kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 07, 2006, 07:56:12 PM
By pipe according to the story.

The Story: Once upon a time, Mario and Luigi were fixing a broken sink pipe, when they heard someone calling for help. Then, they got sucked into the pipe and ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom. Looks like that sink never got fixed.
How come all of the words in the English Dictionary contain a vowel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 07, 2006, 08:39:39 PM
Because Aeiou took over the word!

What's wrong with you, man?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 07, 2006, 08:46:29 PM
Nothing.

What does:

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mean? (yes, it is a real word!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MattC13 on January 07, 2006, 09:29:13 PM
The bad word that Toads call Shy Guys.

Are we going to have FUN?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 08, 2006, 06:27:02 AM
WHAT???!!!???
It seems the scientific name of something...maybe is the real name of Geno.... BOH!!!!

And what does it mean this?
Supercalifragilistichespiralidoso?? :D

The longest italian word.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2006, 09:40:01 AM
*no question*

Is Strong Bad on a rampage?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 08, 2006, 05:32:44 PM
Why don't you ask him?

How many questions are there? Are there? Are there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 08, 2006, 05:43:19 PM
92.5 questions

how is .5 of a question possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on January 08, 2006, 05:47:10 PM
If there is 100 words, you say 5 of them.

If one person has 5 apples, and one has 6 oranges, why should I care?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 08, 2006, 05:56:44 PM
Because that's you.

What does IMO mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on January 08, 2006, 05:58:51 PM
Inches Made Omay.

What does THEKS stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 06:11:41 PM
The heaven either kids stink

Will mario exist if we go back in time to 1978 and kill his creator.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 06:24:12 PM
Yes. He would be an evil breed created by Sony.

Is Yoshi55 really banned, and what for if so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2006, 06:25:58 PM
I dunno.

How did you get me to hug this tree, anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 06:27:38 PM
It was Arbor Day, and I love hypnotizing potions.

Can you tell me something?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 08, 2006, 06:34:50 PM
Back to the 'Will mario exist if we go back in time to 1978 and kill his creator.' topic, the real awnser is no; it would end up in a paradox. PM me if you want to know why.

Yes. I am telling you something right now.

What would happen if Mario's nose was small?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 07:04:39 PM
He wouldn't be able to breathe in SMB2 while dreaming.

What's on your plate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 08, 2006, 07:27:30 PM
Ice cream.

Are you jealous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 07:29:28 PM
no.



Have I seen starwars episodes 1, 2 or 3.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 08, 2006, 07:40:15 PM
I don't know, and I don't care, I got burned out on Star Wars a while back.

Does One Piece suck or what? (my answer that doesn't affect the q-a status: yes)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 07:44:54 PM
Yes, it does not suck.

What special powers do you have to stop the insanity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 08, 2006, 08:03:07 PM
I can always shout: 'Please trash this topic!!!!!!'

Will there be a Super Mario 192, 256, 320, 396, ect. after Super Mario 128?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on January 08, 2006, 08:50:04 PM
No. It's Super Mario 128 2!

Can you beat my MKDS challenge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 08, 2006, 09:22:03 PM
That depends on what your MKDS challenge is.

How come nobody says "dukar" anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on January 08, 2006, 09:23:18 PM
It's "What the Dukar"

What's the bad news?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 08, 2006, 10:07:46 PM
I failed to save money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco.

Why isn't anyone using the toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 08, 2006, 10:10:30 PM
Because it stinks (Pun intended).

Is it too late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 09, 2006, 02:59:27 AM
Nope, too early.

What the Dukar?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 09, 2006, 12:19:24 PM
Yes, the Dukar.

What does Polly really want?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 09, 2006, 12:44:44 PM
A better joke.

 ???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 09, 2006, 01:14:05 PM
hello? is hello a stupid question?

why have i been logged in but not posting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 09, 2006, 04:04:25 PM
A question only Sherlock can answer. 

What do you get if you are able to get Bubs to say his name backwards minus the first 'B'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 09, 2006, 04:13:36 PM
"Sbu" said in Bubs' voice.

Why do women dig Jesus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 09, 2006, 04:58:05 PM
Cuz he's da bee's knees!

Who's the cat's pajama's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 05:02:58 PM
That guy is. See? Him!

Is this a stupid qusestion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 09, 2006, 06:09:26 PM
No, it is not

Do bees have knees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 09, 2006, 06:13:15 PM
Nope.

Why is Microsoft Corporation in Seattle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 09, 2006, 06:28:58 PM
FOR NO REASON.

WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL FREAKIN' CAPS?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 09, 2006, 07:27:12 PM
BECAUSE CAPS FREKIN' YOU!!!

Sud?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 09, 2006, 08:14:10 PM
Nyri! Haha!

Is this teh pwnage?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 09, 2006, 08:27:42 PM
No, I think it's here. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=7666.msg405175#msg405175)

Where isn't the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 08:31:11 PM
In chicken land.

Are you a vegetarian?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 09, 2006, 08:31:59 PM
Beeph rulez! PWNED!

Where isn't the soy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 09, 2006, 09:20:32 PM
Surely you mean the legendary Stop'N'Swop?

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 09, 2006, 09:24:30 PM
I SAID, "GET A HEARING AID, GRANDPA LUDWIG!"

Where's Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 10, 2006, 12:44:27 AM
in brooklyn

where r u?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 10, 2006, 12:51:06 AM
i r in teh hizzouze, yo!

Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 10, 2006, 12:51:45 AM
no.

can u draw?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 10, 2006, 12:54:31 AM
No, but I can sketch.

yay! i just got a betta fish! i'll post a pic as soon as the digital camera gets fixed

Did that above quote have any significance whatsoever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 10, 2006, 01:00:13 AM
oooooooooooooooooo! u copied it from another topic...im telling!

should i tell on u or me for being stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 10, 2006, 06:54:31 AM
I don't care. Do it however you like.

Can you dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 10, 2006, 12:28:10 PM
No.

Is this guy an idiot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 10, 2006, 01:52:36 PM
Mario's not in Brooklin!
Mario is in the Mushroom Kingdom (and in Italy 4ever! W SPAGHETTI!!!)!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 10, 2006, 03:49:01 PM
appears...

why is super catrina! posting about mario in brooklyn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 10, 2006, 04:20:13 PM
Ummm... to make a point, prob'ly.

What is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on January 10, 2006, 04:23:24 PM
A thing?

So what thing is a thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on January 10, 2006, 04:25:35 PM
Nothing.

Ha. Ha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 10, 2006, 05:39:03 PM
Ha-Happy.

Re-what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 10, 2006, 07:47:03 PM
Exactly.

Are we the Aqua Teens?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 10, 2006, 08:22:31 PM
Duh! We make the girlies wanna scream!

#1 in the hood, G?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 10, 2006, 09:15:23 PM
naw, i think you are, G

what's a G? gangsta or street talk
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 10, 2006, 09:43:18 PM
I have nothing to say but "fo shizzle".

What is that stench?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 10, 2006, 09:50:08 PM
You. XD

Would you like a cup of Febreze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 10, 2006, 09:51:08 PM
Yes, it's that fresh!!

Hey Bigluigifan1.0, do you have 22 messages?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 10, 2006, 10:01:05 PM
go ask yourself 0_o

is this me? (http://www.amarasara.net/ph-album-sl/images/pink-flower-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 11, 2006, 03:05:35 AM
No, it's bad HTML.

Wanna kill ALICE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 11, 2006, 06:56:54 AM
I don't know who that is.

Who here likes cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 11, 2006, 07:44:03 AM
I've posted Mario is not in Brooklin because some one as said before Mario is in Brooklin!

I like cookies....Who doesn't like cookies????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 12:12:41 PM
n one doesnt like cookies

can someread my previous post again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 11, 2006, 05:25:27 PM
I did and I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be you. But if you really are a flower, then I'm sorry.

Is Homestar running?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 11, 2006, 05:50:33 PM
Maybe.

What am I holding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 05:55:41 PM
ur brother vance.

why are you online, young man!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 11, 2006, 07:40:47 PM
Because I'm cool like that!!!  O.O

Who IS the murderer?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 11, 2006, 07:52:53 PM
Meatwad.

Peace Sells...But Who's Buying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 11, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
Hippies.

I say, old chap, is it that time again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 11, 2006, 09:32:24 PM
I don't know, get your own wach.

Can't you see I'm trying to draw a little piggy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 11, 2006, 09:52:17 PM
Yeaahhh... but it still looks like a leaf to me..

Did you hear the news about Mario and Wendy the Snapple Lady??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 10:23:34 PM
heck no!

are you really a blue toad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 11, 2006, 10:26:15 PM
No, I'm an Aqua Yoshi.

Should I stop listening to weird music?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 11, 2006, 10:27:12 PM
no way! rock on the wierd music!

is this wierd?http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060111/ap_on_re_us/one_eyed_cat;_ylt=AnbQcd_j8Wnole_C9pcHuLas0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 12, 2006, 10:35:02 AM
Dern tootin'.

Why haven't I replied to this topic in so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 12, 2006, 12:55:35 PM
Cause...of...that thing....on your face!

What's the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 01:39:22 PM
to play SSBM!!!

where have you been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 12, 2006, 02:30:39 PM
In the toilet.

Crazy test:

I) question- Where is Mr Brown?

II) Complete the sentence- I'm  a .....

III) Destroy your computer. What can you feel? Write your answer in 5 minutes (MAX 100).

IV) What do you think when you eat spaghetti and ravioli? (MAX of 4 WORDS)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 02:40:32 PM
1) withe you
2)girl-person
3)nothing
4)it'sa me, mario!

can someone else answer these questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 12, 2006, 03:11:54 PM
Nope! Too lazy!

What's the worst way to say "hi"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 12, 2006, 03:21:28 PM
"Why, thank you very much!"

“It’s a pity,” squeaked the [blank] quietly, “that we can’t just buy a new van.”
Who and what said it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 12, 2006, 05:34:52 PM
Timmy the Blank Mouse.

Why am I the color blue?
Title: The thread I want dead
Post by: HolyAarom on January 12, 2006, 05:43:16 PM
Cause you want the color.

Is that a good answer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 12, 2006, 06:00:54 PM
Yes.

Is this my house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 06:16:20 PM
of course! it's everyone's home!

where is my home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 12, 2006, 06:18:51 PM
in a pipe.

what's the address of your pipe/
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 12, 2006, 06:22:52 PM
Twenty-One Jump Street.

Isn't Family Guy the greatest show in the history of history?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 12, 2006, 06:25:38 PM
Depends on who you ask.

What happens if someone asks a stupid rhetorical question here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 06:52:19 PM
it gets answered.

why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 12, 2006, 07:03:31 PM
Because some people just don't understand Mr. Mad.

Can you come up with an inside joke to this qusestion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 07:52:07 PM
naw, it's to darn dumb

why do i use dumb a lot
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 12, 2006, 08:31:22 PM
Kind of.

Meg.... are you implying that Rose O'Donnel can't drive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 08:53:33 PM
maybe yes, maybe no, maybe so so so

are we all as stupid as our question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 12, 2006, 08:54:26 PM
Stupid is as stupid asks.

Isn't that right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 12, 2006, 09:12:25 PM
no.

are you right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 12, 2006, 09:40:23 PM
No, but I'm wrong.

Is right also being wrong about being right from doing that wrong of righting the other wrong that was a little right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 13, 2006, 01:45:20 AM
That's right.

Is this a queston.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 01:48:34 AM
a question is a question

do you think im a nice person
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 13, 2006, 08:54:21 AM
a question is a question

do you think im a nice person

No.

Stupid is not who answers at stupid questions, but "a stupid guy is who does as a stupid guy "( a tipical expression! =p )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 13, 2006, 12:08:57 PM
*no question*

Is an adorable baby bursting out of The Cheat?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 05:55:26 PM
No!!!

Why would it be in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 07:35:58 PM
because babie's are the cutest things that ever lived

who's the evilist person you know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 07:59:37 PM
I don't know, but he's sitting in front of the guy behind me.

Do I like onions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:19:57 PM
No, you like veggies that grow from the ground.

Why does Polly want a cracker?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 08:36:38 PM
Because everyone does.  Parrots are simply more expressive.

Will Bob the Builder prevail?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:39:56 PM
You know the right answer!

What will happen if you aggravate Grandpa Space Ghost?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:21:21 PM
you turn into a ghost if you mess wid da man!

where am i?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:22:07 PM
Heaven!  :-)

Isn't that great?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:22:36 PM
of course!

are you also in heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:23:34 PM
Indeed!

And where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:24:34 PM
flaoting on a cloud just below the full bloody moon.

do you like neopets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:26:05 PM
Honestly, no.

How are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:26:39 PM
im good.

and you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:29:26 PM
I'm pretty good.

What's new with you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:29:53 PM
i got a b in math

are you an artist
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 09:31:19 PM
If flatuance is an art form, then yes!

What's with the system?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:32:45 PM
It's down.  l= - (

Why is the system down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:33:19 PM
because i blew on it.

when do you want to hit yourself in the head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:43:47 PM
Right now.

*BAM!*

Ow...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:44:28 PM
yes! OW :o :o

should i hit myself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 09:45:21 PM
Go ahead, I'll watch.

Why am I obsessed with the Chicken Dance all of a sudden?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:46:18 PM
iuno. 

Is that really an approproate answer?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 13, 2006, 09:48:00 PM
I don't know.

Why is Mario so popular?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:49:12 PM
because he is :o

whu am i so talkative?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on January 13, 2006, 09:50:17 PM
Becauase if you stopped talking, you would BLOW UP!

Do you like rocket launchers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 09:50:49 PM
no, they blow me away.

was that a figure of speech?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 09:58:34 PM
No, that's a figure of word.

What's that? *falls asleep*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:01:33 PM
a roach!

what is a bedtime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 10:05:05 PM
A time for bed.

Don't you like pie?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:06:24 PM
i like apple pie.

do YOU like pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 10:06:55 PM
Yeah!  Yeah!

Do ya like waffles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:07:32 PM
i like em more than pancakes

can you eat more than 2 french toast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 10:14:23 PM
Probably!

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 13, 2006, 10:22:35 PM
To make it look like the moon was made of cheese.

Did that cow fool you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:23:16 PM
no, i thought it was a chicken.

is a cucoo a chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 10:40:16 PM
According to Nintendo... XP

What's the story behind that yogurt on the floor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 10:41:04 PM
I sometimes randomly drop yogurt....  I'm yogurtly challenged...

Do have the heart of a lion and the wings of an eagle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:41:45 PM
of course! i soar all the time

whos gonna pick the yourgurt up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 10:42:31 PM
You.

Hah!

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 10:47:54 PM
no. YOU!!! muwahahaha!!!

wait, who spilled it? they have to pick it up
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 10:49:09 PM
The Blue Toad, he already said he was yogurtly challenged.

Do you even like yogurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 10:54:22 PM
No, that's the thing.

Are you just plain challenged?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 11:02:04 PM
I enjoy a challenge, yes.

Am stupid I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 11:03:18 PM
What doess meen "stuppid"?

Hey, what's up with the dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 11:09:55 PM
He just found out that he's naked.

And who told him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 13, 2006, 11:21:12 PM
i did.

whos a shaolin monk
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 06:33:08 AM
A Xaolin Monk.

What happened?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 06:42:50 AM
You answered a question.

Why can't anyone figure out the meaning of life? (I think I know what it is)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 07:14:07 AM
Duh...uhhhh.....$1.82.

Do you have a metal arm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 14, 2006, 09:15:04 AM
Nope.

If Bob has 3 apples and Jim has 2, why don't they just eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on January 14, 2006, 09:42:07 AM
They need to Shut up.

Why do people close my topics? (I'm being Serious.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MetalMario on January 14, 2006, 10:20:53 AM
they dis you

how many people have betta?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on January 14, 2006, 10:38:35 AM
45.

Why do people close my topics? (I'm being Serious.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 14, 2006, 10:44:48 AM
Probably because they... want... to... I DON'T KNOW!

Whoa, you sound tense. Want me to give you, like, a backrub or anything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 14, 2006, 10:47:51 AM
Yes.  Yes I do.

Is it springtime for Hitler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 14, 2006, 11:37:31 AM
Yes.  Yes I do.

Is it springtime for Hitler?

HEY! HEY! HEY! DON'T MAKE A JOKE OF IT!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 14, 2006, 11:40:12 AM
............ Do you know about the movie: The Producers?......

Well actually considering your reaction you obiovusly don't.  Well, in the movie these two idiot producers make a broadway show called "Springtime for Hitler".  I simply related my question to that movie. So just, take it easy.

I'm not a bad person, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 01:03:50 PM
No, you're not.

Did anybody buy Electroplankton (http://www.nintendo.com/gamemini?gameid=db2f8da6-2e1b-48cb-b142-a90899e8a1a8)? (I did)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 04:08:33 PM
Nope.

Is Electroplankton any good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 05:00:45 PM
Not for Waterplankton.

Do you want to be my frieeennndd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 14, 2006, 06:24:23 PM
Does this involve free nachos every tuesday? Then yes.

May I proceed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 14, 2006, 08:10:00 PM
Don't hax0r me!

Why did she buy a Stairway to Heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:12:33 PM
Because Heaven has a stairway.

Why doesn't Heaven just a an elevator?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 14, 2006, 09:14:05 PM
Because the elevator was broken. (was the answer to the first question, but you posted first. Still works, though)

wheres dezzer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:16:42 PM
Trying to find his evil twin, Deezer.

How is Dezzer different than Deezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 09:23:01 PM
Because Deezer is more Deezer than Dezzer.

Have you used "Deezer" as an adjective or verb before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:25:11 PM
You just got Deezer'd! Translation: You just got pwned!

Isn't that a kool little phrase?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 14, 2006, 09:35:30 PM
Yes, quite "kool", with a capital K.

Did I just get Deezer'd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:40:08 PM
No, you got Sapphira'd.

Does Deezer get a kick out of feeding Lizard Dude bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 09:43:22 PM
I bet he does.

Do you think Deezer enjoys Deezering Deezer with Deezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:43:56 PM
No, but I think Deezer just got Sapphira'd.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 09:51:14 PM
Since you didn't ask a stupid question...

Did anyone notice how Dr. Mario misspelled "question" as "qusestion" in this topic's name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:55:50 PM
Not until now.

Why did I forget the qusetion? Also, did I just get Deezer'd or Sapphira'd? Or mabey even Chupperson Weird'd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 14, 2006, 09:57:04 PM
You got totally Luigison'd!

Did I just get Lizard Dude'd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 09:59:34 PM
No, you got Lizarddudesapphiradeezerluigisonsuffixinsanestevefifthchuppersonweirdwatoadluigisonmegabyte'd!

What's that in binery?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 14, 2006, 10:29:33 PM
Are you ready? Here is "Lizarddudesapphiradeezerluigisonsuffixinsanestevefifthchuppersonweirdwatoadluigisonmegabyte'd!" in binary:

0100110001101001011110100110000101110010011001000110010001110101011001000110010101110011011000010111000001110000011010000110100 1011100100110000101100100011001010110010101111010011001010111001001101100011101010110100101100111011010010111001101101111011011 1001110011011101010110011001100110011010010111100001101001011011100111001101100001011011100110010101110011011101000110010101110 1100110010101100110011010010110011001110100011010000110001101101000011101010111000001110000011001010111001001110011011011110110 1110011101110110010101101001011100100110010001110111011000010111010001101111011000010110010001101100011101010110100101100111011 010010111001101101111011011100110110101100101011001110110000101100010011110010111010001100101001001110110010000100001

Why did I do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 14, 2006, 10:33:55 PM
Because you could.

Which is better- McDonalds or Burger King?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 14, 2006, 10:34:39 PM
Neither- Fast food is unhealthy.

Why is it unhealthy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 14, 2006, 11:08:18 PM
Because it says so in "Supersize Me".

Do those fries come with a Big Mac?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 15, 2006, 01:02:48 AM
Not unless you order a combo.

Isn't that obvious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 02:42:28 AM
ya, i guess

isn't what obvious
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 15, 2006, 08:47:27 AM
0101010001101000011000010111010000100000011001100111001001101001011001010111001100100000011001000110111101101110001001110111010 0001000000110001101101111011011010110010100100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001100001001000000100001001101001011001 1100100000010011010110000101100011001000000111010101101110011011000110010101110011011100110010000001111001011011110111010100100 0000110011101100101011101000010000001110100011010000110010100100000011000110110111101101101011000100110111100101110

0100100001101111011101110010000001101101011000010110111001111001001000000111000001100101011011110111000001101100011001010010000 0011000010110001101110100011101010110000101101100011011000111100100100000011100000110110001100001011110010010000001001110011010 0101101110011101000110010101101110011001000110111100100000010101110100011001000011001000000110011101100001011011010110010101110 0110010000001100001011101000010000001001101011000110100010001101111011011100110000101101100011001000111001100111111
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 15, 2006, 08:56:06 AM
You speak the truth, MaxVance!

Why were the Oompa Loompas in "Willy Woka and the Chocolate Factory" orange?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 15, 2006, 08:59:47 AM
I don't know. I never saw "Willy Woka and the Chocolate Factory".

Did Ludwig translate my binary? (click on the link on my sig, then copy and paste the binary into the space on the right side of that page, then click "<< DECODE")
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 11:47:12 AM
Yes...no....uhhhh. *eats a cookie*

What's with Mr with a space between the "."?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 12:29:05 PM
Cookies.

Did that make little or no sence?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 12:37:42 PM
none whatsoever.

are you really gifted, giftedgirl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 01:15:32 PM
Well, I was in the accelarated classes for a while... I didn't like them to much. I had to take French.

Should I get a bunch of people together and do a crappy remake of Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 01:42:28 PM
oh yeah! count me in!

is stupid as stupid as can be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 15, 2006, 01:56:18 PM
it couldnt possibly be stupider

Will mario be on Xbox (oh carp)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 02:04:32 PM
oh heck no!

will lindsay lohan ever be as popular as mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 15, 2006, 02:07:10 PM
never!

was my qeustion stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 02:10:03 PM
i dunno because it is the question!!!

will i go to college?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 15, 2006, 02:14:04 PM
if you have more than $10,000... very probably.

do you love the Fungi Forums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 02:15:23 PM
Yes! *hugs the FF*

What is your malfunction?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 02:16:33 PM
myself

why do you ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 02:42:15 PM
It was yet another stupid reference to HSR.

You guys are watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to the TV?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 02:43:04 PM
no...

what did you do this afternoon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 15, 2006, 02:53:27 PM
eat pizza

have you seen the restraunt called Mario's pizza?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 02:54:06 PM
no.

do i want to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 03:02:23 PM
Maybe. They might have good pizza. :)

crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap crap

How many instances of the word "crap" was that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 03:57:34 PM
18.

What do you know about Perducci, Dough Boy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 03:59:31 PM
What you talking bout, Willis?

^Ditto^
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:29:38 PM
maybe you could look up in the last post

do i seem like a prissy girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:34:39 PM
Define prissy.

Will you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:35:17 PM
yes. prissy. very girly

are you rough and tough?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:37:02 PM
Why else woulds I be Mr.Melee? *Sees a shadow, ducks for cover*.

Well, I would actually say that a girl who like Melee and other violence is partly prissy.

How would you concure?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:45:44 PM
i would say you are correct :)

how bout you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:47:37 PM
Yes.

Would you like a piece of this cookie pizza?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:48:21 PM
yes!

would you say i like violence to much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:49:25 PM
*watches in speechless horror as Peach shoots another rodent*

Guh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:50:28 PM
naw, it was nothing.

are you the world best melee man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:51:36 PM
I wish. But anyone who has ever beaten me, I have beaten them back! :D

What is your greatest dream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:55:02 PM
to become nurse peach!

and you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:56:24 PM
To become the greatest guitar player ever.

I was being serious. Were you not not not being serious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:57:48 PM
because i am being serious! i want to be the worlds famous nurse!

why do i want to be a nurse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:59:29 PM
Its for Peachy reasons.

0_0?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 04:59:58 PM
0_o back to you ^_^

are you a suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:01:05 PM
*wasn't looking*

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:02:02 PM
nothing.

where have i been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:03:18 PM
Disney Land!

Yeah, running my rig around 95?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:03:39 PM
what?
'
do you peel paint?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:05:28 PM
No, but I know someone who does.

Do you peel out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:06:01 PM
whats that?

will you answer my question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:07:37 PM
Nope.

Peel out is to sort of screw up in racing. Do you understand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 05:10:05 PM
Yeah sure.

Is today alright for tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:10:44 PM
yep cause it's almost tonight.

what's scheduled for tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 05:11:21 PM
A party!

Are you invited?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:11:39 PM
of course!

is mr. melee invited?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:12:10 PM
I sure hope so.

Am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 05:16:23 PM
Indeed!

You else should I invite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:17:15 PM
BP!

When's the soiree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:19:10 PM
uh...

whats that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 05:20:17 PM
I dunno!

Did you bring some chips?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:23:32 PM
Hurray for Football-fact Pringles!

Soiree= party

So, when is the hootannanny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:25:11 PM
that must be a party. right now!

what should we do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:27:57 PM
Eat cookie pizzas!

Who's bringing the cp's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 15, 2006, 05:32:02 PM
I don't know.

Am I the only person here who has found sprites of a Gold Parabeatle? (I'm being serious.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:37:23 PM
i guess but i dont know what they are.

why dont i?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:38:49 PM
Because you're on...The Price is Right! Doo do do do do do do do!!!!

What can our contestant win today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 15, 2006, 05:40:06 PM
Maybe.

*Insert random question here*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 05:40:56 PM
Okay then!

Would you like to buy a vowel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 05:44:07 PM
Yes! I'll have 'v'! </stupidity>

Can I think of a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 15, 2006, 05:44:51 PM
Yes.

If pie = 24, what does cake equal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:46:41 PM
24

why do we love smilies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:47:39 PM
25.

Peach, you will be playing Coming or Going. If you can guess the right price of your possible new car [Corvette w/ a free custom paint job], you will win the Vette! Are you coming to $62,512 or going with $65,524?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:48:26 PM
65,512

do i get it???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:52:22 PM
Peach...YOU'VE JUST WON A NEW CAR!

What are you going to do with it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 05:55:23 PM
Bash it with a sledgehammer.

Am I cruel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 05:57:01 PM
If Bob Barker isn't old, you aren't.

What will you do with that Vette, Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 05:57:53 PM
im gonna cruise in it!

did you know my name's not peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 06:12:42 PM
I know. Its Peach.

How do I know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 06:13:44 PM
because my name layla.

why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 06:45:51 PM
Because. Just because.

Why does Toadette(from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!) sound like Chatta(from Winx club)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 06:47:35 PM
Because they're both the same person only in different forms!  Kinda like Chris Farely and the Cookie Monster!

Is Elvis really dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 06:48:23 PM
no, he went home.

where is that comment from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 06:52:21 PM
Men in Black....

Am I correct?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 06:55:39 PM
yep!

why are you correct?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 06:57:19 PM
Because I guessed the correct answer!!!

Is it peanut butter jelly time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 07:01:44 PM
Yep!

dO i HAVE cAPS lOCK dISEASE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 07:02:18 PM
no beacuse your using your lowercases!

how many years should i stay on the fourms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 15, 2006, 07:25:16 PM
As ever many as you waaaaaaaaaaant...

can I see what's in the bag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 07:26:19 PM
no, cause it's private

what do you thinks in the bag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 07:27:28 PM
A thing. 

Are you lookin at a thing in a bag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 15, 2006, 08:04:48 PM
Who knows?

Are you gonna rock and roll night and party every day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 08:05:36 PM
yeah!

are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 15, 2006, 08:06:16 PM
Eh, I'm thinkin about it.

Who loves the chocolate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 08:27:11 PM
me.

you to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 08:32:09 PM
Yeah!

And Toto too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 08:42:35 PM
of course!

do you play baseball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 09:27:27 PM
No....   :-l

Do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 15, 2006, 09:35:48 PM
no.

would i cry if i got hit in the eye?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 07:01:36 AM
I dunno. Let's find out! (I kid!)

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 16, 2006, 07:38:33 AM
With extreme difficulty.

Why are oranges orange?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 16, 2006, 08:39:22 AM
The same reason that bananas are yellow.

Where was I yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 09:08:55 AM
Somewhere over the rainbow.

Why did I make a paper sculpture of Regice? (http://www.serebii.net/potw/Regice.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 16, 2006, 09:23:47 AM
Because Registeel and Regirock were too hard to do.

Who needs rhetorical questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 16, 2006, 09:46:38 AM
I need rhetorical questions like I need a hole in the head!

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 16, 2006, 09:57:00 AM
I am myself.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 10:20:20 AM
No question....so

What were you doing on the day of today's yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 02:49:48 PM
eating a sandwhich and chatting on the fungi fourms

should we hold a convention for all the super smash bros. melee players?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 02:56:20 PM
No...unless I'm invited to compete! :D

Whatcha doin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 02:56:54 PM
workin on deviantart.com

isnt link the best?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 02:58:27 PM
If he's the best, who is Mario? (reply and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:00:29 PM
the worst.

why do i dislike mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:01:36 PM
Because he always rescues Peach but can't rescue himself.

How can you reply so quickly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:02:55 PM
beacause i type fast and i have a fast computer.

why does mario have a yellow hankerchief?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 16, 2006, 03:04:00 PM
Because everyone does.  They're pimping.... did I pronounce that correctly?

Who are "Junior Varsity Losers!" in Lord Crump's opinion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:05:32 PM
ummmm, us?

why do we chatter so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:20:40 PM
Because its fun! Yay! :D

Yay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:27:24 PM
of course!

of course?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:29:59 PM
Sointenly!

Okay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:32:00 PM
yep!

what's up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:33:45 PM
The sky.

What's down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 16, 2006, 03:34:29 PM
The ground.

What's sideways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:35:23 PM
I don't know.

What is sideways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:36:22 PM
to the side

wheres the yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:37:32 PM
The today.

Have you heard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 03:44:36 PM
Yes I have.

What did I hear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 16, 2006, 03:46:01 PM
Some stuff.

Do you come for the wuggas, or stay for the jiggy juggas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:47:13 PM
Huh? I just want a cookie pizza.

What's a cookie pizza in your image?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:48:31 PM
a big cookie

what about you
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 03:49:33 PM
A cookie w/ tons of frosting and a ticket to awesomeness.

Mmmmmmmm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 03:55:57 PM
mmmmmm!

should i bake a cake for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 04:08:44 PM
Your choice.

Please?!?!?!

James Bond!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 04:16:10 PM
...Wha?

Why did Strong Mad abscond with Bubs' Consession Stand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 16, 2006, 04:20:26 PM
i dunno.

do you know why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 16, 2006, 05:19:27 PM
He says it followed him home.

Could Bubs tell the difference between his consession stand and a cardboard box labeled "Blue Face Man's Store"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 16, 2006, 06:07:31 PM
We don't know, 'cause it's never explained.

Why is this or that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 17, 2006, 12:49:47 AM
Because that and this are these and those at the same time.

Use this time hole to rescue the princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 12:50:20 AM
yes!

am i the princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 17, 2006, 03:42:02 AM
Um... you're a princess, but you're not the princess.

Who's better- Strong Sad, Strong Mad or Strong Bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 06:17:04 AM
strong mad

what do you think?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 06:57:47 AM
Strong Bad.

... Who's behind me???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 17, 2006, 07:43:16 AM
Tingle.

Who stole Tingle's magic words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 09:38:01 AM
link

why did he steal tingles magic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 17, 2006, 03:37:08 PM
Because he felt like it.

Why is Princess Toadstool constantly getting captured?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 17, 2006, 03:37:59 PM
Frrrmmmmhhhhjjjfifiifkggg.

Where's the love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 04:16:09 PM
Here. *holds up sign that says "The Love"*

What the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on January 17, 2006, 04:34:51 PM
What the dukar? (question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 17, 2006, 04:35:28 PM
That's not a sign!

?0_0?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 05:20:24 PM
oh no! o_O

is the quick reply box sufficient?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 05:42:57 PM
I... don't... know...

Cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 05:43:39 PM
of course!

how about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 17, 2006, 07:03:18 PM
Yes!

I swallowed a bug! Are the good times over???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 17, 2006, 07:07:18 PM
You already asked that question. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6204.msg380977#msg380977)

When will time travel be possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on January 17, 2006, 07:10:15 PM
When Microsoft releases Windows Vista.

Am I the only one on this fourm that found GameGenie codes to acess more lost levels in Super Mario Bros. 3? (I'm being serious) If you want the codes, PM me.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 17, 2006, 07:11:51 PM
Yes.

Listen, do you believe when I say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 17, 2006, 07:55:26 PM
Huh???

Why doesn't half of the population know what photosynthesis is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 17, 2006, 08:42:10 PM
Because nobody paid attention in science class.

?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 17, 2006, 10:25:19 PM
!

{\|@#$&,.;:{*} ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 10:50:40 PM
waht? (answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 17, 2006, 11:09:52 PM
What.

Eh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 17, 2006, 11:50:05 PM
waht do you need? (question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 18, 2006, 06:50:20 AM
Nothing. I'm good over here.

Should I d00dle on your face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 18, 2006, 06:53:00 AM
Do I look like Mario Paint? (A&Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 07:49:20 AM
yes

do you not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on January 18, 2006, 08:05:03 AM
Do I what?

Why do I have bird wings protruding out of my back?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 09:06:27 AM
yes!

do i?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on January 18, 2006, 11:24:29 AM
Ummm....yes.

Where's Luigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 18, 2006, 11:42:02 AM
Behind Mario, hiding.

Serafina has bird wings???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 11:55:33 AM
of course!

is princess peach a chatterbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 18, 2006, 03:12:53 PM
This particular Peach, yes, and in PM: TTYD, Peach types letters to Mario, so yes to both.

What's that?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 03:35:18 PM
a BUG!!!

a what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 18, 2006, 03:49:27 PM
A thing.

Loofy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 18, 2006, 04:54:39 PM
Phooey.

1984?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 05:35:44 PM
when i wasnt born

what happened in 1676?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 18, 2006, 06:15:18 PM
1677 was coming up.

When was the Mario and Luigi war?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 18, 2006, 06:49:48 PM
In 2003, they fought Cackletta.

When will Paper Mario have another sequel?
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Post by: Khold on January 18, 2006, 07:11:36 PM
When the two members: PaperMario and PaperLuigi decide.(Seriously, they're both on at the same time right now! :P)

C@N Y0U SP33K L33T?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 07:38:30 PM
nope, but i can speak ^*^(%($%)_(

can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 18, 2006, 08:34:53 PM
N0, 0F (0U|2S3 N07.

Can you read that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 18, 2006, 08:37:22 PM
No, or course not.

Can you read this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 18, 2006, 09:14:01 PM
私は英語を理解しない。

読んだか。
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 18, 2006, 09:15:11 PM
No, I'm full, thank you.

Copsdoiuhbgiabibisappanfnuocmkmsdfoapasdofqpksmzmcif?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 18, 2006, 09:33:21 PM
heck no!

am i literate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 19, 2006, 12:22:21 AM
Not in English.

Whaaaaaaat are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 19, 2006, 12:24:33 AM
something dumb

is general mario chat cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on January 19, 2006, 06:36:50 AM
Yes.

Is The White Mushroom House cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 19, 2006, 06:53:54 AM
No, it's too much like the White House.

Did I knock my mom's Coke bottle over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 19, 2006, 09:38:53 AM
no, you drunk it.

did id drink it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bigexplosions on January 19, 2006, 10:13:55 AM
Yes, no, yes you did, yes, no.

Is this a question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 19, 2006, 03:38:09 PM
No.

What am I doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 19, 2006, 04:28:05 PM
Looking at my new, peculiar CT.

What's it mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 19, 2006, 06:57:02 PM
You post every other turn.

I included a sentence before the queston. Does it still count?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 19, 2006, 07:31:23 PM
Yeeeeeeeessss...

... What the crap was that?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 19, 2006, 07:57:37 PM
A word...?

Wasn't that question just answered by another question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 19, 2006, 08:13:38 PM
I'm afraid it was.

Science?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 19, 2006, 11:28:19 PM
of course.

cells?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 19, 2006, 11:54:15 PM
Maybe.

Do you like being clean... sometimes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 12:11:14 AM
all the time

do you like taking showers or baths?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 20, 2006, 07:43:43 AM
A shower....of MONEY. HA! HA!

Retro or modern?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 20, 2006, 11:44:34 AM
A good balance of each, thank you.

Are you gonna save the rainforest?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 20, 2006, 11:47:12 AM
0 F   ( 0 U |2 S 3!!!

More l33T?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 04:06:18 PM
No, more nostalgia.

What came first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 04:12:58 PM
me

who then?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 04:22:35 PM
Deezer.

What does this button do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 04:23:25 PM
kills you.

why would anyone want to turn metal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 04:31:15 PM
If they were tired of seeing Mario doing, then they would want to.

Why me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 04:35:10 PM
because youre mario

why are you mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 04:47:19 PM
I'm Mario? (Q&A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 04:48:26 PM
of course!

wait, if youre mario than who am i?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on January 20, 2006, 05:31:10 PM
Princess Peach of course.

Does that make me Luigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 05:36:14 PM
no, that makes you...

who does that make you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 06:55:20 PM
Mario.

What's this...fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 20, 2006, 07:19:54 PM
Yes, very fun. ^_^

Why did I change how I draw Strong Bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 20, 2006, 08:02:42 PM
Because you did. End of story.

How can you beware of uncoming care?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 20, 2006, 09:06:12 PM
By... staying away from Barney.

Who would win- a Teletubby tag team or Barney? (Personally, I hope they both lose)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 20, 2006, 10:25:02 PM
Me.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on January 20, 2006, 10:27:27 PM
[20:21] <Sunbun> 15    Phred    146284327 760     "he's Chupperson incarnate... from the future"

[20:21] <Luigi_Simpson> Was colored text disabled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 11:15:47 PM
i guess

do you wanna own a company?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 20, 2006, 11:17:55 PM
<Boo_penguin> I heavy

<Luigison> 300 pounds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 20, 2006, 11:26:33 PM
Er..um...eh wot?

How are you doing on this fine day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 20, 2006, 11:29:45 PM
Feeling like Blathers...eh wot!

Ha isn't the joke on you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 20, 2006, 11:45:10 PM
no, it's on khold

what was the joke, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on January 20, 2006, 11:53:35 PM
i fon't believe it.

fon't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 04:01:23 PM
Times New Roman.

Why is my humanized Registeel a girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 04:47:42 PM
Censored reasons that only your mind knows.

Will it happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 05:22:03 PM
I don't know, you didn't say what.

What will happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 21, 2006, 05:23:15 PM
I will reply.

Why are you rofl-ing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2006, 06:31:35 PM
I'm not. I'm rofc-ing.(rolling on [the] floor crying)

*crying* Ohhh... Tendafoot! Can you tell me how to get the most out of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 21, 2006, 10:13:27 PM
Oh, Piddles.

Wait, is your name Piddles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 21, 2006, 10:54:23 PM
No, I'm afraid it's Piddlers...

Are you ready?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 22, 2006, 09:44:23 AM
No, I'm not done with the props yet.

What is this? (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sadjournal/wonderyears.html)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 22, 2006, 10:49:01 AM
a drawer of keepsakes

whose keepsakes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 22, 2006, 01:59:55 PM
Strong Sad's.

How many years 'til 20X6?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 22, 2006, 02:24:43 PM
X0 years, since it's 2006.

Who's that givin' Strong Bad a hand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 22, 2006, 03:40:48 PM
Mean Bad. He cut off Strong Bad's hand.

Why is Mean Bad so mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 22, 2006, 05:40:24 PM
because he's bad.

why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 22, 2006, 07:26:21 PM
Because it's time.

What's Mario's favorite food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 22, 2006, 07:30:41 PM
pasta

why is your name Khold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2006, 07:32:34 PM
I'll let Khold answer this one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 22, 2006, 07:32:42 PM
Because I like it.

Why do I like it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 22, 2006, 07:34:27 PM
because it's obvious.

why is it obvious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2006, 07:35:10 PM
Cause it is.

Should Wario be a sumo wrestler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 22, 2006, 07:37:22 PM
He already is.

How could he have a larger width than height?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 22, 2006, 07:38:20 PM
because he's large.

am i sarcastic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 22, 2006, 10:19:26 PM
Yeah, you're WAY more sarcastic than me.

Is this the man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 22, 2006, 10:20:37 PM
No, but I'm definitely not. </sarcasm>

Should <sarcasm> be a real HTML tag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 22, 2006, 10:34:53 PM
No.[/sarcasm]

Am I your best imaginary friend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 22, 2006, 11:06:27 PM
Yes. [/sarcasm]

Why isn't there an F13?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 23, 2006, 12:08:49 AM
Because theres a Print Screen Button

Why am I a goose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 23, 2006, 05:10:52 AM
Dark Magic.

Why are ships coming out of the base?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 23, 2006, 11:56:44 AM
'Cuz they can.

Does anyone really like the King of Town???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 23, 2006, 04:11:46 PM
Nope, at least I don't think so.

What was on page 100?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 23, 2006, 05:57:01 PM
Stuff.

Are we running out of qusestions?(spelling error intentional)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 23, 2006, 06:05:09 PM
Yes.

But will that stop us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 23, 2006, 06:06:22 PM
Yes.

...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 23, 2006, 06:15:13 PM
!!!

???
(Edit: Terrible smileys.)
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Post by: Suffix on January 23, 2006, 06:16:01 PM
Yes.

What do you call an egg shaped gun with 6 holes, a keypad, and no projectiles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 23, 2006, 06:19:42 PM
A broken piece of garbage.

Are you l33t?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 23, 2006, 07:41:28 PM
No.

Are you a bell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 23, 2006, 07:49:06 PM
I sure hope not!

Is Harry Potter hairy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 23, 2006, 07:56:01 PM
Yes.

When is doomsday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 23, 2006, 11:17:53 PM
When IS doomsday? (question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 24, 2006, 05:48:40 PM
Jamurary 36, 6836. In short, never.

Why is Tokyo MewMew so cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 24, 2006, 07:29:59 PM
Because he lives in TOKYO!!!

Why is a little red light flashing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 24, 2006, 07:33:34 PM
Oxygen's getting low. Thanks a lot.

If it happened within moments of each other in real life, what would the result be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 24, 2006, 07:38:21 PM
We would all die, ah-dur 0_o.

Who likes ramen noodles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 24, 2006, 07:40:34 PM
Me! Me! Me!

Why does Homestar need to be kicked in the face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 24, 2006, 08:06:00 PM
Because I can do it.  I can do it nine times.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 24, 2006, 11:30:07 PM
Heck no!

Would you like a smoke and some pancakes!?!? ;)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 25, 2006, 07:03:08 AM
I'll take those pancakes.
  ^   ^
 o^_^o

Pika?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 25, 2006, 01:31:25 PM
Chu!

Who likes $$$?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 25, 2006, 05:54:16 PM
MEEEEEEE!!! *takes moneys*

Do you need to play more video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 25, 2006, 05:55:28 PM
Yeah.

No?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 25, 2006, 06:18:03 PM
Correct, but maybe someday...

How many of those gerbils are you going to eat?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 25, 2006, 06:19:31 PM
None! I'm throwing them out! Ahhhhhh!

Where did I put them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 25, 2006, 06:22:04 PM
... *eye twitches*

Why is my foot bigger than the other foot?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 25, 2006, 06:25:46 PM
Because you're unique, just like everybody else.

Wasn't that cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 25, 2006, 07:12:16 PM
That's cool. I'm cool.

Is Deezer feeding Homestar bread now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 25, 2006, 07:54:10 PM
Probably.

What's up, doc?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 25, 2006, 08:14:08 PM
You're going to die!  There... I said it...  nurse, I'm taking my break.

And who is my nurse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 25, 2006, 08:19:36 PM
Recently hired hobo.

How did the dinosaurs die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 25, 2006, 08:36:27 PM
They wanted to see if they could fly. It didn't work.

Did I forget pterodactyls and other flying dinosaurs on purpose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 26, 2006, 06:50:53 AM
Prob'ly.

Is that my shoe you're about to eat?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on January 26, 2006, 10:04:09 AM
Maaaaaaaybe...

I say! What would Mario do if he was stuck atop a rock in the very middle of a great lava pool, where no other rock exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 26, 2006, 02:43:08 PM
He would jump in the lava and let himself burn hiself across until he got to land.

Would he make it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 26, 2006, 04:18:50 PM
Of course! He's Mario!

Hey you! Why are you on my property?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 26, 2006, 04:37:56 PM
No, I'm in your house. Duh.

I can't think of a question- can you help me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 26, 2006, 05:12:26 PM
Yes!  Here's an example of a stupid question:

Is pie equal to Bert?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 26, 2006, 05:15:16 PM
Of course not!

Why isn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 26, 2006, 07:37:52 PM
The Property of Pigeons clearly states that the integer "Bert" is a terminating numeral. Pi is not.

What does "cann sich sonst entϋnden" mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 26, 2006, 07:41:50 PM
"I like that darn foot" in German.

Is it true that Armageddon is on it's way?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 26, 2006, 07:56:41 PM
NO NO NO NO!!!

What would Girafarig do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 26, 2006, 11:06:08 PM
Chase its tail, therefore running in 2 directions and exploding.

Chickenfoot ate them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 26, 2006, 11:27:57 PM
Of course not, I did.

Why did I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 26, 2006, 11:30:14 PM
Because.

Because?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 27, 2006, 07:02:29 AM
Just because.

Why am I so obsessed with homestarrunner.com lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 27, 2006, 08:57:58 AM
Because you like him.

Who do you like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sharpen on January 27, 2006, 03:10:06 PM
The pope.

Who agrees?? :P
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 27, 2006, 04:47:05 PM
Aye Aye Captain.

Who thinks Toyko Mew Mew is worth reading?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MetalMario on January 27, 2006, 05:03:42 PM
???

XD is what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 27, 2006, 08:44:46 PM
Is funny.

I have shiny Sharpies! Do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Firebrand102 on January 27, 2006, 09:58:38 PM
YYYYYYyyyyyep

why did Mario cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 27, 2006, 10:43:42 PM
To get to the other side.  XD

Why is pasta so darn noodley?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 27, 2006, 11:40:21 PM
Because of Noodle's Law. It's quite a simple algarithim.

How did Luigi do in the Grand Prix?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 28, 2006, 02:14:30 AM
Horrible.

What did he do to gain hisself such a bad score?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 08:06:29 AM
He crashed. XP

Where's my witeboard???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 28, 2006, 11:29:06 AM
That was actually Bob you were drawing all over. Needless to say, he's not happy. I can't think of any rats that enjoy being drawn on, even normal ones... But anyway...

Don't you think that, within a post, the quesestion and their answer should be so unrelated that they've never even seen each other?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 12:42:38 PM
Yep... no... I DON'T KNOW!

What's this? (http://www.deviantart.com/view/28269102/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on January 28, 2006, 12:57:41 PM
A comic.

Where have I been all this time???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 01:18:46 PM
Up my butt and around the corner. Just kiddin'. ^_^

Did you take my shoe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on January 28, 2006, 01:46:38 PM
For the last time, NO!

What's that up your nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 28, 2006, 01:57:21 PM
My dog. This is even more painful that it looks.

How did sky suddenly turn orange?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 02:03:20 PM
He ate an orange.

Where's my muffins?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on January 28, 2006, 02:09:40 PM
Your hyperactivity caused you to eat them in a crazed frenzy and not be aware of it. Try slowing down.

What would make a useful untencil on a swiss army knife?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on January 28, 2006, 03:23:56 PM
a DS!

does mario have a swiss army knife?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 28, 2006, 06:28:12 PM
No, he's against knives.

Why am I always humanizing different characters all the time???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 28, 2006, 07:34:30 PM
Because it's fun to do.

Should someone humanize a Yoshi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on January 28, 2006, 07:38:40 PM
No, Yoshies are not meant to be human.

Why are all the mushroom people called Toads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 28, 2006, 07:40:09 PM
It is deprived from toadstool, which is a type of mushroom.

Is there a draft in here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on January 28, 2006, 07:49:19 PM
Possibly.

Are you wide asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 29, 2006, 08:47:32 AM
No, I'm wide awake.

Who's the dude that moves to the beat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 29, 2006, 10:25:00 AM
Micheal Jackson.

Who likes to eat printers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 29, 2006, 11:17:12 AM
Yo Mama

Micheal Jackson or Jack Tompson?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 29, 2006, 11:27:43 AM
I dunno.

Are they both the same people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 29, 2006, 02:01:21 PM
They're both hated.

What did you say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 29, 2006, 02:14:42 PM
I said take those stupid earplugs out!

Why is The Cheat yellow???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 29, 2006, 02:36:41 PM
Because you are yellow.

Are you a cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on January 29, 2006, 04:19:21 PM
No, she's a code.

What is your name in binary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 29, 2006, 06:02:58 PM
DarthTedd01000000.

Why am I so hyper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 29, 2006, 07:50:48 PM
Because I accidentally put 23 tablespoons of sugar in your beverage....

I mean.... what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 29, 2006, 08:28:18 PM
That!

What is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 29, 2006, 10:39:08 PM
Me!!!

A'm I anchored to the boards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 06:46:46 AM
Umm.... yes.

Did you take a beating from a little girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:53:05 AM
Probably.

Why do questions end in question marks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 07:05:24 AM
Because. Just because.

Why did the reindeer run Grandma over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:06:38 AM
Because if it didn't, the song would not exist.

Why does Mario have the same first and last name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 02:29:44 PM
I don't know.

Why is Strong Bad's last name in front?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 03:16:15 PM
You're looking at his driver's license.

What are you doing exactly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 03:31:59 PM
I'm scanning doodlebook pages. Whilst wearing my Homestar Runner costume.

Will somebody get this freakin' cat away from me?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 03:32:30 PM
I will!

Was everyone happy when we got Mr.Melee back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 04:14:33 PM
I never noticed he was gone. But now he's back! ^_^

What the crap???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 04:16:52 PM
It's in the toilet.

How did people do math problems before the eraser was invented?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 05:13:51 PM
They just put chalk dust on it to cover up the mistake ^_^.

Why was that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 05:16:14 PM
'Cuz they were idiots. XP

What is up with The Cheat??? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/28402475/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 05:17:26 PM
Nothin. Just you.

Why you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 05:30:44 PM
Umm... cookies.

Do my feet stink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 05:34:09 PM
No.

Is ice skating cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2006, 05:46:20 PM
Bad pun.

Did peoples really try to fade Coach Z?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 05:54:41 PM
No. People didn't, I did because I'm not a person.

Should Bird Person get rid of his Febreze drinking habit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:05:24 PM
No! Febreze is good for you!

Do you eat water?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 06:08:50 PM
Naw, you drink it!

Should you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:09:48 PM
Not before you check it for dangerous impurities.

What impurities?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 06:21:51 PM
Hydrochloride flubberrooo.

Very painful, indeed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:27:36 PM
Yep.

What happens when you swallow a wad of gum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 06:38:00 PM
You turn into the Pinkwad.

Pointless it is, nay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 06:41:01 PM
Of course! Everything is pointless!

Why is it called The Mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 07:06:36 PM
Because it is, doi.

Isn't it Peach's kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:14:01 PM
No, it's actually Luigi's.

Why Luigi's and not Mario's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 30, 2006, 07:17:23 PM
Because it's MINE!

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:19:26 PM
Because you stole it from Luigi.

But how did Luigi get it in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 30, 2006, 07:28:08 PM
He stole it from Mario

Where did Mario get it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:29:13 PM
He found it at a garage sale.

How much did it cost?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 30, 2006, 07:31:27 PM
How many coins does he have? (answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:32:19 PM
A gajillion.

How much is a gajillion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 30, 2006, 07:33:55 PM
A gajillion is in a gajillion.

Does a gajillion even exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 30, 2006, 07:49:17 PM
Yes, it's the number after a bazillion.

What is infinity squared?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 30, 2006, 09:07:23 PM
Infinity is mroe of a concept than a number.

Como es?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 31, 2006, 06:45:49 AM
Hfidhsgiorhg hseriuh hfudi h ios ioajseiosvhgfiubhdrvn hisrf.

Which came first, the mouse or the computer mouse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 31, 2006, 07:28:02 AM
Neither; the Mouseasaurous came first.

What came first Yoshi or the egg?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 31, 2006, 07:33:43 AM
Yoshi of course!!

Why are elephants scared of mice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 31, 2006, 09:00:28 AM
Because they're afraid they might step on 'em.

Purple boxing gloves??? (http://homestarrunner.com/newboots.html)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 31, 2006, 03:42:45 PM
No, just me.

How many of us are aliens?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 31, 2006, 04:17:21 PM
We're all aliens.

What happened tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 31, 2006, 05:11:56 PM
I don't know, it hasn't happened yet!

Why was I such an idiot to spill noodles all over the keyboard???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 31, 2006, 05:15:31 PM
Because the noodles were trying to escape.

What were the noodles escaping from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GOKU76 on January 31, 2006, 05:25:56 PM
A: The shredder.

Q: Has anyone ever heard of Kajagoogoo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 31, 2006, 05:27:04 PM
Nope.

Does it include kangaroos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on January 31, 2006, 05:47:22 PM
Yes, because they do

why do I fart whenever I eat beans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 31, 2006, 05:49:15 PM
Because it's good for you!

Is that true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 31, 2006, 05:50:39 PM
It's tralse. (combination of true and false)

Why is it called a toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 31, 2006, 06:21:21 PM
Because you shouldn't let it become a toy.

Why shoud we use quick reply more often?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on January 31, 2006, 06:35:25 PM
Because it makes for easier spamming! Err...I mean, posting!

Why doesn't the Dvorak keyboard spell out Dvorak like the Qwerty layout spells Qwerty in the top row?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on January 31, 2006, 07:08:29 PM
Because I dont know what that means!

why am I crazier than you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 31, 2006, 07:44:44 PM
What? No one is crazier then me! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Why did 50 cent get his own game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 31, 2006, 09:00:52 PM
Because he's a whiney rapper who won't take no for an answer!

What's a farjar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 31, 2006, 10:02:23 PM
A jar that's far.

When in Rome, do as the Romans do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 31, 2006, 10:50:21 PM
Of course!

When on the Fungi Fourms, do as we do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 01, 2006, 06:31:01 AM
Yep.

Why "yep" and not "yes"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 01, 2006, 08:33:31 AM
To each his/her own.

Homestar is running along?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 01, 2006, 09:13:40 AM
Ahh! I swallowed a bug!

Why does my sister(GiftedGirl) dress up in that stupid Homestar costume?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 01, 2006, 10:54:08 AM
Because it's Halloween.

Why did they move Halloween from October to February?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 01, 2006, 02:17:29 PM
They didn't, I just like being Homestar Runner.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 01, 2006, 04:02:09 PM
It was either him or Strongsad.

Is this a pointless question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 01, 2006, 04:16:47 PM
Yes, because it doesn't have an exclamation point, only a question mark.

Actually, is this even a question!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 01, 2006, 04:47:03 PM
Yes, you just shouted it out.

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 01, 2006, 04:49:01 PM
Because it's crazy!

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 01, 2006, 04:55:50 PM
Space Ghost said so.

Many troubles you will face, nay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 01, 2006, 05:26:49 PM
Yay.

Why are you talking like a horse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 01, 2006, 05:27:58 PM
I'm not. Nay, in back-then times, means no.

Hay is for horses?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 01, 2006, 06:01:34 PM
No, hay is for cows.

What the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 01, 2006, 06:12:53 PM
I like-a to say... Holy Crap!

Oh, my grapes, what was that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 01, 2006, 06:16:54 PM
It was grapes!

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 01, 2006, 06:18:31 PM
I have... no clue.

Butt dance again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 01, 2006, 06:56:02 PM
Do the Mario!

What in mushroom blazes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 01, 2006, 09:45:29 PM
Peach's castle is on FIRE!

So, someone want to put it out, or just let the princess burn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 02, 2006, 12:13:42 AM
Let her burn! Mwa ha ha ha...

Why am I obsessed with evil laughter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hydra_Hunter on February 02, 2006, 05:31:06 AM
cuz evil laughter is better than stupid laughing.

what is stupid lauphing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2006, 08:26:23 AM
Uh huh huh huh huh...

What does HA spell backwards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mechakoopa on February 02, 2006, 02:45:17 PM
Dog.

Why is the most popular Yoshi the color green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 02, 2006, 02:57:02 PM
Didn't you here? Green is the new red-orange!


How many Mario must make melons with mutant monkey's covered in maps?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2006, 03:34:07 PM
... Wha? (question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 02, 2006, 04:21:34 PM
...Tha!

What happened to the t at the end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 02, 2006, 05:58:09 PM
I came to all of you!

Haha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 03, 2006, 06:44:52 AM
LOLLIFICATIONZ0RZ0RLOL.

Why did I just type that in all caps?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 03, 2006, 08:07:03 AM
'Cuz you have caps lock disease. It's been going around pretty bad.

Why am I suck a dork sometimes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 03, 2006, 11:03:26 AM
Because I have the IQ of a rutabaga sometimes.

Is caps lock evil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 03, 2006, 11:59:28 AM
No, not really...

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 03, 2006, 12:11:53 PM
Very carefully.

Why is the word ''dictionary'' in the dictionary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 03, 2006, 12:25:11 PM
So people know how to use it.

Butts twelve by pies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 03, 2006, 06:18:31 PM
*answers own qusestion*

Why does Stinkoman have blue hair?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DarthTedd64 on February 03, 2006, 08:22:36 PM
Because he dyed it.

Why is there gravity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ambulance Y on February 03, 2006, 08:40:58 PM
Don't be silly, Lois, Christians don't believe in gravity! (Family Guy ref. ;D )

Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 03, 2006, 08:42:01 PM
Luigi.

Why isn't this in General Chat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 03, 2006, 09:51:45 PM
I don't.. know...for god's sake I DON'T...KNOW.....

what is general chat about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 04, 2006, 07:55:42 AM
Non-Mario brain droppings.

How long will it take for Paws, Inc.'s lawyers to shut down Lizard Dude's mirror of the Eagle_Fire Garfield Randomizer (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9039.0)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 04, 2006, 08:58:33 AM
Two months...probably more

who is Ichigo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on February 04, 2006, 09:34:23 AM
Two months...probably more

who is Ichigo?

Ichigo is "I": "Ich" in german means "I" and "ego" in latin means "I"! So II am Ichigo!

What a intelligent explanation! I'm SUPER!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 04, 2006, 11:15:57 AM
well I'm not certain about THAT but... Ichigo is accutullay a charicter from Tokyo Mew Mew

E=mc2 + -10^ / 42 = $ + (.)(.) = Universe

is this a true eqation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on February 04, 2006, 12:27:53 PM
Wow!  That's the GUT and TOE!

What should I get?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on February 04, 2006, 01:06:32 PM
Wow!  That's the GUT and TOE!

What should I get?

...............................................................................EH??????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 04, 2006, 03:09:52 PM
*Shrugs sholders*

If a circle is happy and a square is sad, then how does the rectangle feel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 04, 2006, 05:20:58 PM
Recked.

Good golly, what happened to you?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 04, 2006, 07:20:31 PM
Oh, I'm dead. PSYCH!

Wanna know what I got?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 04, 2006, 07:21:45 PM
Only if it's food.


I have some candy. Want some?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 04, 2006, 08:44:11 PM
Yeah, why not. Unless they're poisoned!

Why would Mario go pay Bowser a formal visit on occasion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 04, 2006, 09:05:19 PM
Because he wouldn't.

Is that a booger dangling on your nose?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on February 04, 2006, 11:31:09 PM
No...he's my friend, Jimmy Valentinte. Eh...just ignore him...he comes and goes...

Or was it....?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 05, 2006, 05:16:37 AM
(finishes sentence) cupid!

Why don't people die when getting shot with an arrow by cupid, in the HEART!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2006, 06:56:00 AM
because they dont have one....(explains the heart tipped bow)

Is it Valentines Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 05, 2006, 01:09:08 PM
It's nine days too soon now!

What would Koops present to Koopie Koo on Valentine's Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2006, 01:57:54 PM
a courage shell..................uh.. yeah

why does Mario get kissed so many times on PMTTYD?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 05, 2006, 02:34:21 PM
'Cuz the girls like him, duh!

The Cheat is not dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 05, 2006, 02:35:30 PM
You wanted him dead? (Q&A)
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Post by: Kojinka on February 05, 2006, 04:25:45 PM
The cool people always die.

Do you think the Cheat is cool?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 05, 2006, 05:07:34 PM
YES! I don't wanted him dead, he's too cute. I had the song "The Cheat is not Dead" on the brain.

Are we gonna hafta JUMP???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 05, 2006, 07:21:11 PM
Who do ya think we are? Jumpman? (Answer and Question)
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 05, 2006, 07:33:09 PM
It's from Dangeresque, he's always havin' to jump for some reason.

Do you like to move it, move it?
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Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2006, 07:40:29 PM
no I do not want to go out with you!!!

?<insert Q here>
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Post by: Kojinka on February 05, 2006, 07:51:10 PM
.<insert A here>

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungie cord?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2006, 07:55:03 PM
my ass...nya! he ha!! he ha!!! --ENOUGH!!!!! -~-{ qoute from Kung Pow }

who is Steve Oderek?
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Post by: Kojinka on February 05, 2006, 08:57:28 PM
Exactly!

What is the velocity of a paratroopa?
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 05, 2006, 11:13:54 PM
x pixels per second.

What if Homestar Runner did not exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 05, 2006, 11:30:32 PM
Then both Strong Bad and I would be happier.

Why do I like MSN?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 06, 2006, 12:27:19 AM
Because you made MSN!!!

Why are my post per day dropping (yes, it dropped from 30 to 27 :()?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2006, 10:26:48 AM
'Cuz of stupid flood control.

What the crap???
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 06, 2006, 11:00:13 AM
It's crap.

What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2006, 11:02:52 AM
Listening to "Strong Bad Sings and other type hits" over and over, making you running around the house screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!"

Did peoples really try to fade Coach Z?
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 06, 2006, 11:47:03 AM
If you want them to.

What is the square root of a cup?
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Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on February 06, 2006, 12:30:21 PM
Cups are not square!

Do some members join just to show their AC:WW information?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2006, 01:12:40 PM
I joined way before that game came out.

Am I working on the third chapter of my Ghostbusters spoof?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 06, 2006, 03:11:00 PM
No, cause you have Dangerresqe!

Is it spelled right?(as if i care)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 06, 2006, 03:49:08 PM
I'm too lazy to watch the flash and check.

Am I a Strong Bad fan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2006, 05:17:27 PM
I dunno, are you? (q and a)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 06, 2006, 05:20:21 PM
Yes he is or he wouldn't have asked the question!

Do we need anchors in our ships?
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Post by: Kojinka on February 06, 2006, 05:34:02 PM
No, but I'm a girl.

Does my name sound feminine, masculine, or neutral?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on February 06, 2006, 05:39:29 PM
Eh, masculine (please don't hurt me!)

A'm I quick or just a snail (random...)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 07, 2006, 11:50:34 AM
*is weirded out*

Whacha have for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 07, 2006, 01:56:36 PM
Beef "Cup Noodles", applesauce, and a cookies + cream chocolate milkshake. Not 3 minutes ago, either.

Do you appreciate the original GBA design as much as I do?
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Post by: Mr. Melee on February 07, 2006, 04:46:25 PM
Maybe.

Are Fritos really the answer to everyone's problems?
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Post by: Pt_Peach on February 07, 2006, 05:54:54 PM
Oh no! Funions are!

Are real onions equivalent to 4:34?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 07, 2006, 06:07:11 PM
Pink digital camera.

Has anyone seen the new Strong Bad email?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 07, 2006, 06:09:54 PM
Maybe.

What if Pac-Man stopped eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 07, 2006, 07:17:45 PM
He'd starve.

Will you take this quiz? (http://quizilla.com/users/delightfuldiva/quizzes/Which%20Homestar%20Character%20Are%20You/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 07, 2006, 08:19:10 PM
Yah!
I got Strong Bad for the result!

Rock on!

Who are you?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 07, 2006, 08:27:45 PM
PaperLuigi, I think....

Am I?

(I got the King of Town. I think it's 'cause I like to eat.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 07, 2006, 08:35:44 PM
Yes you are!

Will YOU read my murder mystery?  (Which I have FINALLY finished, by the way).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 08, 2006, 07:01:26 AM
I forgot all about it.

What if my dog was a person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 08, 2006, 07:31:20 AM
Then he/she wouldn't be able to run around naked anymore.

What do you think?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 08, 2006, 09:08:48 AM
Nothing.

Why must the goood die young?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 08, 2006, 01:32:19 PM
'Cuz someone's out to get 'em.

Who's that Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 08, 2006, 03:16:53 PM
It's a Mew, but Ash's too stupid to catch it. x_X

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 08, 2006, 03:44:33 PM
Because Misty's gonna check it (yep, I remember the characters...unforgetable)

Who else will catch it before Ash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 08, 2006, 05:10:42 PM
Jessie and James!

Why did they boot Misty off the show? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 08, 2006, 06:19:25 PM
They did (answer and question)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 08, 2006, 08:33:57 PM
Yes, and it was a dumb decision.

I mean who likes May (the new girl)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 08, 2006, 08:49:30 PM
Not I!!!

Who agrees that the first season of pokemon was the only good season they had?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 08, 2006, 09:15:04 PM
Yeah, I thought the Indego League seasons were the best.

What's your favorite Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 08, 2006, 09:25:48 PM
Uhhh...Pikachu?  I forget everyone else.

Who's the guy who looks like The Cheat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 09, 2006, 08:31:03 AM
THE CHEAT. THE CHEAT.

Who's the one with the yellow feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 09, 2006, 08:53:50 AM
Look at your answer to The Blue Toad's question.

Why am I compelled to sit on an old evergreen branch and pretend to fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 09, 2006, 09:03:33 AM
Cloud pine, Jade. Cloud pine.

Why do we do hiphop dances on each other's heads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 09, 2006, 12:17:40 PM
Shut up, shut up, shut up! You're not supposed to ask that!!!

Or did I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on February 09, 2006, 02:25:33 PM
Possibly.

Do or do not...there is no try?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 09, 2006, 04:57:49 PM
There's no hope. Muwahahahahahaha!

Why is it that GiftedGirl didn't know her own sister, Serafina Pekkala, was her sister?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 09, 2006, 08:01:54 PM
Because it makes a great plot twist for out sitcom, "Fungi'd in the Forums".

And who has the starring role?
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Post by: Ambulance Y on February 09, 2006, 08:16:34 PM
The out-to-lunch neighbor, Chup, and his bizarre get-rich-quick schemes!

What does the theme song go like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 09, 2006, 08:25:08 PM
*singingly*
What do you do in a mushroom?
I dunno!
You talk and you chaaaaaat!
Oh!
In the Fungi Fooooruuuuuuuums!  BOP!
Dah noowwwwwwwwwwwwww-
You've been Fungi'd!  *strike a pose*

And would GiftedGirl obviously be the hyper neighbor that lives in the room next to you in your apartment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 09, 2006, 08:39:09 PM
Well, I am hyper...

Who would Jade(Serafina) be in this sitcom???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 09, 2006, 08:55:51 PM
I'd prob'ly be the normally comepletely sane one who you guys like to put on caffeine for your own viewing pleasure. And I would have a shrine to Orlando Bloom.

Why would I have a shrine to Orlando Bloom?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on February 09, 2006, 09:01:26 PM
Because you drool over him in real life. YOU'RE A MINI VERSION OF MOM. Well, not that mini.

Would I have a shrine to Strong Bad in this show?!?
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Post by: BP on February 09, 2006, 10:16:40 PM
Yeah, but it's be hidden in your closet.

Is someone really going to make a topic like this?!
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Post by: Khold on February 09, 2006, 10:35:18 PM
Yes. I think so.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 09, 2006, 10:40:47 PM
Is this a double post?
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Post by: bobman37 on February 09, 2006, 11:09:41 PM
yes
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Post by: Khold on February 10, 2006, 08:21:17 AM
Is that your final answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 10, 2006, 09:10:47 AM
No, I think I'll change.

I would really like to see this sitcom. Does anyone here know how to make good Flash movies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 10, 2006, 10:22:14 AM
He does! *points to random guy who can make Flash movies*

What's in your Coke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 10, 2006, 02:45:34 PM
Mint. ......Eww, mint!

How ya doin?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 10, 2006, 04:21:00 PM
I'm super!  Thanks for asking!

What cartoon character says that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 11, 2006, 04:53:42 PM
You do!

What you talkin bout, Willis?
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Post by: MaxVance on February 11, 2006, 04:58:45 PM
I'm not Willis.

Why do people do things?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 11, 2006, 05:23:24 PM
'Cuz you can't just sit around doing mothing. You'll rot away.

Who here has seen Wallace and Gromit?
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Post by: MaxVance on February 11, 2006, 05:43:42 PM
The movie or the old shorts? (I've seen all of them.)

Why do I have a craving for hot dogs?
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 11, 2006, 05:59:57 PM
Because they are hypnotising you..... OooOOOooooooooOOoooohh....

Why does GiftedGirl keep stomping around the house holding a decorated stick(that came from a tree)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 11, 2006, 06:10:57 PM
It's called the Big Stick, Jade. With the capitalizing. And it's my weapon of choice.

Would you be scared if I stuck an apple with a scary face on it in your closet?
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Post by: MaxVance on February 11, 2006, 06:13:00 PM
It depends if the apple became rotten and moldy or not.

Why can't I remember my stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 11, 2006, 10:16:30 PM
Because you just asked it.

Where is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 12:13:07 AM
In Rougeport.

What's in Rougeport?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 12, 2006, 09:04:58 AM
Rouge the Bat.

Why are my socks smelly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 12, 2006, 09:20:02 AM
Because they were not washed.

What does ignored mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 12, 2006, 11:01:21 AM
See image below.

wheres dezzer?
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Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 12:24:42 PM
idaho, alaska

is my sig true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 12, 2006, 03:05:33 PM
No, it's not true.

Do I say that because I'm a girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 03:09:25 PM
you ARE a girl?!?!

are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 12, 2006, 03:12:07 PM
Duh.

Why is 'duh' used so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 03:16:02 PM
because it is French for 'yes' DUH! (i think..)

Que Pasa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 03:26:36 PM
Some pasta? Sure!

Could this be any more amazing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 12, 2006, 03:28:24 PM
Was that a retorical question? (A and Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 03:32:11 PM
Why you ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 12, 2006, 04:20:54 PM
Because I ate some peach nectar.

Where's Smithy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 04:31:00 PM
In his grave.

In the End, what will happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 04:45:23 PM
Some guy will close the book, go to the bathroom, and watch TV.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 04:46:10 PM
No question. Will I blow up now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 04:48:20 PM
yes

no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on February 12, 2006, 05:09:32 PM
What?

Excuse me, but I was wondering if I could ask you something.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 05:10:19 PM
Sure,

What is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 12, 2006, 06:24:31 PM
Will Luigi ever rescue a princess by himself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 12, 2006, 06:51:25 PM
Yes.

And how will that happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 12, 2006, 07:14:13 PM
He will fall into the room she's being held in. Shrek reference!

Do my feet stink? *holds up foot for the smell-test*
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Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 12, 2006, 07:32:38 PM
Eww, gross, I'm not smelling those things!

Will you do a silly dance?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on February 12, 2006, 07:50:36 PM
Already did. And it sucked.


Do you throw ninja stars or tennis rackets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 12, 2006, 08:00:18 PM
Tennis rackets of course.

What's your favorite type of soup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 08:10:26 PM
Blooper soup with a dash of Cheep Cheep.

Do you love Mario sea food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 12, 2006, 08:21:36 PM
Well, I've never tasted a Cheep Cheep, but I bet they taste like chicken. Or some sort of bird.

Why can't I stop posting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 08:25:28 PM
Because you're a Fungi Forum "addict".

Are spirits delicious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 12, 2006, 08:31:14 PM
It depends on where the spirit came from.

Hey buddy, know where I can score some Fungi Forums? 'CAUSE I NEED SOME, MAAAN!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 08:33:57 PM
Yes, I hid some in The Mushroom Kingdom's banner.

Want to know how to kill a Goomba?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 12, 2006, 08:39:14 PM
Stomp it.

How can Russia be as big as it is?

EDIT: Finally, it's post 400. I'm only 100 posts away from 500!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 08:51:12 PM
by Khold

what does RACECAR spell backward?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 12, 2006, 09:07:59 PM
YO MAMA Me thinks. XD

Why did you say "by Khold"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 13, 2006, 06:47:56 AM
You're the reason why Russia is the biggest country in the world. For some reason. ???

Who will get the 150,000th post, and what will it say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 13, 2006, 08:19:28 AM
It will say "flibertigibet".

Is the system down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 13, 2006, 08:52:31 AM
No.

How come the "What If" thread is so similar to this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 13, 2006, 09:04:01 AM
It is? *insert creepy sci-fi music*

Can we brainwash the bunnies???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 13, 2006, 03:54:23 PM
All of them but MIPS.

Who is MIPS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 13, 2006, 05:49:50 PM
Mini Inmpire Prison.

What is a pt_peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on February 13, 2006, 05:55:30 PM
Thinking Person-Peach

Hold your hands out?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 13, 2006, 05:57:11 PM
No!

Are you going to read a book?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on February 13, 2006, 05:58:59 PM
Uh.

Whuh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 13, 2006, 06:16:06 PM
Buh.

Zuh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 13, 2006, 06:27:23 PM
I dunno.

How many Wario's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 13, 2006, 06:30:57 PM
One, because there's only one Wario.

Can iyy tyo4 eith opor eued vlidrf? (Can you type with your eyes closed?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on February 13, 2006, 07:10:25 PM
Indeed I can. And much better than you can, it seems.

*opens eyes* Why do you like UMR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 13, 2006, 08:21:17 PM
I don't know what UMR is.

Why did this and Mario Word Association get moved?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 13, 2006, 08:34:49 PM
The world may never know.

Is the "Flying Tomato" an awesome guy, or what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on February 13, 2006, 10:10:14 PM
Heck yeah, he gave me a dollar.

When was the last time I checked this topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 14, 2006, 08:32:43 AM
A jillion years ago.

Anyone seen the new Strong Bad email?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 14, 2006, 05:50:07 PM
Soon.

What do video game characters do when the game is paused?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on February 14, 2006, 07:31:09 PM
They're secretly planning to take over the world.

What DOESN'T happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 14, 2006, 07:39:05 PM
Everything, dur.

Did I break my clavicus... majorus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 14, 2006, 08:00:51 PM
No.

Will I do a dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on February 14, 2006, 08:35:42 PM
If... Pie... Farts...

Will I sing the cheats song on 500 the cheats if you dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 15, 2006, 09:34:10 AM
Make her do the Hampster Dance.

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 15, 2006, 04:58:33 PM
GHOST BUSTERS!

Could Luigi do the job just as well?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 16, 2006, 03:11:57 PM
Yeah, he's proved himself.

Are you so glad The Cheat is not dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 16, 2006, 03:21:10 PM
The Cheat is not deeeeaaaaaaad! I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead!

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 16, 2006, 03:50:41 PM
He uses...um...good question.

What does your DS taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WaddleDee-Jay on February 16, 2006, 04:40:06 PM
Like candy.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: HolyAarom on February 16, 2006, 05:49:01 PM
Panics for no question.

Should you panic too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 16, 2006, 06:13:52 PM
Don't panic.

How come so many old members are coming back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 16, 2006, 09:01:40 PM
They're coming out of retirement. :P

What would Luigi look like with a Mewtwo tail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on February 17, 2006, 02:28:59 AM
He would look like Luigi, with a Mewtwo tail.

How old are the Mario Bros?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 17, 2006, 06:24:07 AM
Shigeru Miyamoto doesn't want us to know that.

Have you ever clicked on that banner ad on the top of the page?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 17, 2006, 09:40:01 PM
I don't click banner ads. They make virus equal very yes, and that's not a good prize.

Where's my super suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 17, 2006, 09:41:36 PM
Your super suit is where you last left it, unless it got moved.

Did GG just watch The Incredibles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 17, 2006, 09:45:30 PM
I've watched The Incredibles for the last three days.

Will you do a dance for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 18, 2006, 11:25:45 AM
what kind of dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 18, 2006, 11:58:10 AM
I do the Sponge

Are you ready?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 18, 2006, 07:18:55 PM
Umm... was that a Sponge___ ______pants reference?!

Did I really eat that whole chocolate bunny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 18, 2006, 08:31:04 PM
The bunny, the bunny, yes you ate the bunny.

Is it butt dance again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 18, 2006, 08:38:38 PM
Like the rhythm's down your pants now.

Can glue substitute as a pain killer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 18, 2006, 09:20:55 PM
If you want a horrible taste in your mouth, yes.

But isn't glue poisonous if you eat too much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 18, 2006, 09:48:20 PM
Huh? I just drank some. Wait, it's non-toxic.

Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 18, 2006, 09:53:30 PM
What kind of question is that?! :shock:
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 18, 2006, 10:47:26 PM
A rather shocking question. *shot*

Why is Link such a jerk on SSB LIve?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 18, 2006, 10:56:18 PM
Cause the lady gamers can't get enough of him. ;)

What is the difference between two clocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 01:39:39 AM
One has two hands, and the other only has two feet.

If I have two apples, what time is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 19, 2006, 02:01:22 AM
It's 2 apple clocks.

Do I go goo-goo over Linki...eh, Link?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on February 19, 2006, 02:32:09 AM
Only if you're a baby.

Was it not a wonderful idea to move these abominable threads into their own section?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 02:56:22 AM
What does abominable mean? (Question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 19, 2006, 09:23:45 AM
I don't know for sure.

Why isn't there a new Mailbag each week?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2006, 10:06:40 AM
'Cuz they're lazy.

Who's they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 19, 2006, 11:40:33 AM
Your house pets.

If a shady guy offered you a million dollars, would you take it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 19, 2006, 03:02:10 PM
Yeah, and I'll get free shade.

Do you hate my nonsensical puns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 20, 2006, 10:38:12 AM
No.

If I give you $5.00 would you give me $10.00?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 20, 2006, 02:48:41 PM
Yes.  :-/

Should I just pretend that it's made of money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 20, 2006, 06:12:40 PM
Yes.

And while you're at it, could you buy us some pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 21, 2006, 08:37:42 AM
I want an iced tea.

What if your household pets turned into people in the night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 21, 2006, 03:54:04 PM
Go to the "What if" thread.

May I have surgar with my iced tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on February 21, 2006, 04:18:34 PM
Sorry, we're out of sugar. But we have salt!

How many fingers am I holding up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 21, 2006, 04:20:16 PM
Zero!!!  Finger is only a word, dear child.

And what isn't a word??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 21, 2006, 05:10:06 PM
cftr4cd8 e *head hit keyboard*

Why do we do silly dances with stuff down our pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 21, 2006, 07:13:05 PM
Because we want to be little again.

Why would anyone want to be little again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 21, 2006, 09:20:07 PM
Because we all miss the sweet innocence of childhood... I gotta go for a bit. *leaves the room to cry* Okay I'm back.

Now, can we please get back to the issue of the gravy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 22, 2006, 12:49:25 PM
Clearly, the broccoli is next to Dad... (About two people besides me and Jess will know what we're talking about.)

Shouldn't I be doing work now???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2006, 05:53:15 PM
Not now now, but back then... yeah.

What the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 22, 2006, 06:29:09 PM
Awww, but I don't smell nothin'.

Should I get my ruler out and tell you all to hold out your hands out so I can spank them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 22, 2006, 06:33:29 PM
No. Get a yardstick.

Are you gassy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 22, 2006, 06:39:14 PM
Whats (a) gassy? (question and answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2006, 06:59:12 PM
He means "Are you farting a lot?"

Well, are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 22, 2006, 07:04:12 PM
No!

Are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2006, 07:11:02 PM
A lady never divulges into this kind of topic.

Why do I feel compelled to hit someone in the eyes with a baseball bat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 22, 2006, 07:16:41 PM
Because you want to hit...ME!!!

Why, oh why, do you want to hit me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 22, 2006, 07:24:31 PM
I dunno!

Whaaaaaaaaat are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 23, 2006, 09:29:56 PM
I am about to bite into this donut. 

*Bites donut, gun goes off, drops to the floor.*

Will I ever finish posting "The Ultimate Quest?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 23, 2006, 09:48:30 PM
I dunno,

what is "The Ultimate Quest"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 24, 2006, 04:17:21 AM
The quest to find the "One Ring"....or something like that, anyway.

What do sign writers write on their signs, when they go on strike?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 24, 2006, 09:24:07 AM
*giggle*

Anyone wanna see the dance of the Bellossom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 24, 2006, 04:34:05 PM
no.

Can you post more than 1 question at a time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 24, 2006, 05:05:09 PM
No.

Anyone want to make another useless topic so I can be one step closer to making the 10,000th topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 24, 2006, 05:56:53 PM
NO!!!!!!!

Why do I want to be the one to make the 10,000 topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 24, 2006, 06:00:31 PM
'Cause........err.......how should I know?


Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on February 24, 2006, 06:11:06 PM
Because his shape reminds us of a writing desk or rock.

Disco anyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 24, 2006, 06:42:15 PM
NO. the seventies were over along time ago. Besides I can't dance.

Can anyone guess what I am doin right now? :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 24, 2006, 07:29:30 PM
Wondering where the smilies went.

Why do I see a bunch of hot dogs dancing to disco?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 24, 2006, 09:05:17 PM
I dunno,

what is "The Ultimate Quest"?

My fanfic about Mario and Luigi, Sonic Tails and Knuckles, Kirby and Tuff, DK and Diddy and the TMNT teaming up to stop a madman plan developed by the combined forces of their enemies.

Now to answer the question:

Because they're hot and they like disco.

What does a purple gobstopper sound like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 24, 2006, 09:31:09 PM
a purple gobstopper

I know it says ask a stupid Q and get a stupid A but try not to say "No" or "I don't Know"
Event though i've said it several times.


Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the letters in "Mother in law" they always come out to be "Woman Hitler?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 25, 2006, 10:32:15 AM
Haha, no! 

(Oh, riiight, Ultimate Quest.  Sounds cool, Jman, sounds cool).

It got weird didn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 25, 2006, 05:33:37 PM
I haven't been paying enough attention to it to know. *goes back to eating pot roast*

Why is Elastigirl stretchy???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 25, 2006, 10:00:23 PM
She's a superheroine duh :P

Why is grass green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on February 26, 2006, 03:35:02 AM
Well, grass and other plants' leaves are green because they contain a green pigment. The pigment is green because green absorbs sunlight needed for the plant to create its food and survive. This called photosynthesis. The name comes from photo, meaning light, which the green absorbs.

Why is it that whenever I check this topic I answer like that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 26, 2006, 07:02:10 AM
Because some people aren't asking stupid questions.

How come I'm almost the only one here in the mornings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on February 26, 2006, 01:15:29 PM
The rest of us sleep late.

Which way is up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2006, 04:59:05 PM
That way. *points up*

What the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 26, 2006, 05:48:59 PM
What the crap.

Why is Jack Thompson an idiot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 26, 2006, 05:53:38 PM
Because most people are.

What should my next fanfic involve?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 26, 2006, 07:30:56 PM
A Xantiphobic(sp?) Pikachu.

What is the most common color in a Yoshi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 26, 2006, 07:55:36 PM
Judging by the games, green.

What was the last game you bought?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 26, 2006, 08:21:41 PM
I bought SMBD today.

Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 26, 2006, 08:28:07 PM
Yeah, dur.

Are there... PEOPLE... out there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 27, 2006, 07:00:58 AM
What do we look like, aliens? (A+Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 27, 2006, 09:44:12 AM
No, silly.

How does Hitmonchan type with boxing gloves on? *brick'd*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 27, 2006, 04:02:44 PM
The same way Strong Bad does.

What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 27, 2006, 04:26:46 PM
None of your business.

Why is it none of your business?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 27, 2006, 04:29:16 PM
Because you're not supposed to know.

How does Strong Bad give NOOGIES with boxing gloves on? *brick'd again"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 27, 2006, 07:26:01 PM
that's his secret.

Why do I like to keep posting in this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 27, 2006, 07:33:51 PM
Because you like answering stupid questions.

Do you like asking stupid questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 27, 2006, 07:35:14 PM
sometimes.

Should I stay or should I go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 27, 2006, 08:44:01 PM
Stay with us and live!

Did you really consider leaving us? *sad puppy eye look*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 28, 2006, 10:19:00 AM
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.

What do you think?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on February 28, 2006, 11:19:07 AM
I don't know, dahling.

What's the point of "Albatross!"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 28, 2006, 04:51:03 PM
to drop bombs on unsuspecting peoples heads. (i.e. you)

You know that song, "She'll be coming around the mountain"?






                      Who is she?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 28, 2006, 05:06:34 PM
Her.

Why is this topic misspelled? *it says "qusestion" instead of "question"*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on February 28, 2006, 05:09:11 PM
Because the creator didn't check for spelling errors.

What time is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on February 28, 2006, 05:10:32 PM
3:09

Why do you need to know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 28, 2006, 05:13:32 PM
I have an appointment at 3: 09... and I missed it!!!

Has anyone seen that stupid Pizza Hut commercial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 28, 2006, 05:16:07 PM
Let me ask... *walks away*

Hey Anyone! Have you see that new Pizza Hut commercial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 28, 2006, 05:18:39 PM
You're funny.

Albatross?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 01, 2006, 07:47:41 AM
What about an albatross?

What about an albatross?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 01, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Albatross is a freakin' sea bird, it don't come in flavors. Albatross!

Why did I draw Homestar Runner riding on Lugia's back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 01, 2006, 12:51:28 PM
You love Pokemon.

Can you get cornered in a round room?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 01, 2006, 12:54:16 PM
Yes, if there are enough people to corner you.

What happens if you drink a cup of Febreze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 01, 2006, 12:55:23 PM
You turn into a bird... person.

Why do I shout "Albatross!"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 01, 2006, 01:05:36 PM
Because you either saw one or read the word somewhere.

Why is it hard to end a sentence with a preposition?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 01, 2006, 04:39:13 PM
Preposition? What's that? *brick'd for ignorance*

How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on? *brick'd again*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 01, 2006, 08:06:26 PM
Preposition? What's that? *brick'd for ignorance*

Lemme give you some examples of prepositions since english is one of my best(but not right now because it is a more advanced english class)subjects.
 Common Prepositions:
around
at
about
beside
below
beneath
of
around
with
wihtout
over
under
thorough
in
before
outside
above
forward
for

That is about it for now. There are more I just can't think of them.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 01, 2006, 08:11:28 PM
/me answers GG's question
I think that question has been asked several times before, and most of us don't know.

What does it mean if you get "brick'd?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 02, 2006, 10:50:12 AM
It means that someone throws a brick at me. I don't know who, just someone.

Why doesn't Homestar have arms? *brick'd a third time*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 02, 2006, 02:58:39 PM
Because he doesn't. It's straight logic.

Why is it straight logic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 02, 2006, 04:12:43 PM
Because the logic is straight. you know... uh...

s                  l
  t                  o
    r                  g
      a                  i
        i                  c
          g
            h
              t.

 -4 + -4 = ?
       
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 02, 2006, 08:14:36 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!!!

Do I hate math?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on March 02, 2006, 08:19:39 PM
Most likely.

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 02, 2006, 08:52:01 PM
no i'm already "hot" enough.

Does anyone miss me when I don't post that often?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 03, 2006, 02:15:33 AM
Yes!

Do I really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 03, 2006, 02:42:52 PM
I dunno, I can't read minds.

Would you believe me if I told you I can morph?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 03, 2006, 03:29:52 PM
No.

What was the last stupid thing you've done?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 03, 2006, 04:05:48 PM
Answering your question.

Why are Luigi's snores louder than Mario's on SSBM?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 03, 2006, 06:21:30 PM
i guess luigi has sleep apnea worse than mario does.

Why can't i think of a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 03, 2006, 07:27:49 PM
Because you're too busy thinking of an answer for the last question.

Have you found dezzer yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 03, 2006, 07:50:56 PM
no but I've found Waldo(I promise this is the last post for now).

Is the only stupid question the question no one asks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 03, 2006, 09:46:34 PM
And what kind of question would that be? (A and Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 03, 2006, 10:33:55 PM
The question would be this!:

"Hmmm...do I want to eat myself?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 04, 2006, 07:50:06 AM
That depends. What do you taste like? (answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 04, 2006, 07:54:39 AM
Strawberries.

If a made an animation of Mario running away yelling and screaming from something, would you enjoy it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 04, 2006, 10:54:12 AM
Running is fun.

Why am I wearing a watch???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 04, 2006, 12:33:04 PM
Because it reminds you of Stong Bad. You see, it has his picture inside it  XD!

Why do I have a list of smilies on a note on my computer desk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 04, 2006, 04:58:43 PM
So that you can remember all your smilies. (Stong Bad?!? Okay, that's it. DELETED! *buzzer noise*)

... What happened to me there???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on March 04, 2006, 05:19:17 PM
I think you and Strong Bad developed some kinda telepathic link and mow you guys can controll each other at certain times...

Did that happen with me and Z-baby(Coach Z)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on March 04, 2006, 05:20:46 PM
Yes. I kinda video taped it...

Wait, how can GiftedGirl and Serafina Pekkala be online at the SAME TIME?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 04, 2006, 06:12:29 PM
They can't!

Why do I shudder when I say shudder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on March 04, 2006, 06:16:15 PM
Because you do. (Actually, we can be on at the same time, if I lock Jess in the closet and use her name on the computer. >:) )

Cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 04, 2006, 06:40:03 PM
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!

Tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 04, 2006, 07:10:11 PM
YES PLEASE!

Why does poop stink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 04, 2006, 07:11:38 PM
because you stink.

Why did I post this picture?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 04, 2006, 07:44:44 PM
Because you didn't know how to make a puking smiley.

Am I the most crazy member, cause if I'm not, who is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 04, 2006, 07:49:57 PM
Me!(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthemushroomkingdom.net%2Fboard%2Findex.php%3Faction%3Ddlattach%3Btopic%3D6204.0%3Battach%3D1217%3Bimage&hash=edbec8a939cae9dea2496d49f4757341)

Why do we wear clothes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 04, 2006, 08:04:21 PM
Because without them, our skins would be naked.

Why hasn't anyone changed the "qusestion" to "question" yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 04, 2006, 08:08:40 PM
Because the person who created this topic dosent exist!

Do you ever spend time looking at people's profiles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 04, 2006, 10:46:15 PM
Sometimes.

Am I playing Mario Kart DS right at the moment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 05, 2006, 07:07:53 AM
Yes, You kick buttocks.

Why dosent Mario Shave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 05, 2006, 09:29:03 AM
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles

Why does Luigi wear green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 05, 2006, 11:18:20 AM
Because he's Luigi.

Why do I think Dr. Mario isn't a docter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 05, 2006, 01:39:32 PM
Because someone died in his office.

Why do I constantly bug Strong Bad about his boxing gloves???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 05, 2006, 03:03:10 PM
Because you want him to fight Hitmonchan.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 05, 2006, 03:59:20 PM
Hey, it'd be coolies.

Why do I humanize charecters like crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 05, 2006, 05:46:25 PM
Because you find it to be interesting.

How many ribs have you had cracked from being brick'd all the time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 05, 2006, 07:30:14 PM
None. I get brick'd in the head. And I have a pretty hard head.

I've had enough of your tricks! You think you can pull one over on ME?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 05, 2006, 09:32:54 PM
Yes, of course.

Why do I want somone to PM me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 05, 2006, 11:27:32 PM
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis
exponebantur ad necem.

Should I use a marker to color my beard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 06, 2006, 06:31:50 AM
That would depend on the kind of marker.

What color marker would you use?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 06, 2006, 07:52:59 AM
He'd prob'ly use green.

Will you fix Jim's saxophone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 06, 2006, 04:31:54 PM
I would, if I knew what was good for me.

What if you sang the little song I wrote note for note?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 06, 2006, 04:54:33 PM
Huh???????

Do I smell nice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 06, 2006, 05:11:29 PM
I don't know, since the Internet can't transmit smells.

What was the first stupid thing you've done?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 06, 2006, 05:13:58 PM
I tried to fly... that was when I was two.

Do YoU lIkE iT wHeN i Do ThIs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 06, 2006, 05:33:23 PM
Nope.

I'm sorry, would you like some ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 06, 2006, 08:20:51 PM
Uh, sure.

When will the next Mailbag (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mailbag.shtml) come out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 06, 2006, 11:12:09 PM
That's what I was gonna ask!

When will it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 07, 2006, 05:57:12 PM
When there are enough questions for one.

If there aren't enough questions for a Mailbag, where would the staff get questions from as filler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 07, 2006, 07:57:47 PM
Ask The Mushroom Mage.

When will Bowser go through therapy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 07, 2006, 08:12:21 PM
When he see's Mario Fly.

Wheres Waldo?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 07, 2006, 08:19:31 PM
Ow!  My eyes hurt from searhing too hard.

What is my destiny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 08, 2006, 11:48:44 AM
To dance to this song. (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/guineapig)

Why do I have these morphing powers? Is it for some higher calling?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 10, 2006, 06:35:18 AM
Morphing powers?

What morphing powers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 10, 2006, 07:55:20 AM
that *points*

Why is it that if were talking to God were praying, BUT if God is talking to us were considered mentally insane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 10, 2006, 01:04:04 PM
It's Modern times, not Medieval or Rennaisance.

What would you call this age?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 10, 2006, 03:18:55 PM
2006.

Do you want a CT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on March 10, 2006, 03:38:42 PM
Yes!

Should I get my hair cut today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 10, 2006, 03:43:02 PM
I dunno.

What do you think?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 10, 2006, 03:53:59 PM
i dunno

Why is it year 2006 when it should be year 6,000,000,000+ ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 10, 2006, 04:34:07 PM
It's 2006 on our calendar.

What are you tired of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 10, 2006, 04:46:27 PM
Politics.  And if you argue, we shall debate it.

What would happen if Sonic the Hedgehog and Homestar Runner met?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 10, 2006, 08:03:15 PM
I had a fanfic like that once... 'cept the HSR peoples got turned into Sonic-ish versions of themselves...

What would happen if someone made a Pokemon/Homestar Runner crossover?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 10, 2006, 10:24:43 PM
You would get excited and something would happen to you.

Do you have any pets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 10, 2006, 10:33:42 PM
Does the Lizard Dude I slept with count?  <-- Stupid answer and question all-in-one.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 10, 2006, 10:34:23 PM
!!!

You slept with Lizard Dude?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 10, 2006, 10:37:19 PM
Oh heck no!!!

Why did this question come up???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 10, 2006, 10:38:45 PM
Does the Lizard Dude I slept with count?  <-- Stupid answer and question all-in-one.
That's why.

What was the last thing you ate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 10, 2006, 11:30:47 PM
A slice of Dominos' Pizza.

Why hgklhgkjgkughuog headhitkeyboard...did I just fall asleep on the keyboard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 11, 2006, 12:33:22 AM
But seriously, man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 11, 2006, 09:58:44 PM
Seriously, man... er girl.

What time is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 11, 2006, 10:00:33 PM
Depends on what time zone you live in.

What time zone do you live in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 11, 2006, 10:16:03 PM
A post I made somewhere in the Fungi Fourms gives a hint.

Can you find that post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 11, 2006, 10:51:15 PM
If I don't faint from exhaustion first.

Why am I so absent minded at night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 12, 2006, 03:38:01 PM
because your teenage mind was naturally was supposed to go out and wander(phsically, like going to the mall or something), but you stopped it by posting replys on the FF.

why smb ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 12, 2006, 03:57:33 PM
Cause it's SMB!
What more reasons do ya need?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 12, 2006, 04:00:00 PM
a lot more.

Why is there pictures of dancing bannannas on the internet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 12, 2006, 06:42:28 PM
What's a bannanna?

Is it related to a banana?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dairy King on March 12, 2006, 06:49:51 PM
No, it's related to an appple.
What's yer beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 12, 2006, 06:55:37 PM
Beef, who said anything about beef?

Why must I wear a dress to the Mario Hotel dance?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on March 12, 2006, 06:55:58 PM
Salmon.  It's the new pink meat.

If I were as old as dirt what color would my pokemon be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 12, 2006, 07:34:03 PM
Brown.

Again, why must I wear this dress?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 12, 2006, 08:39:15 PM
Because I said so!

Why do I have soooo much authority?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 12, 2006, 09:32:13 PM
Because you planned the whole thing. 

Why can't I shake the thought of Bowser and Robotnik doing a jig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 13, 2006, 08:33:38 AM
They are the villains of two series' that were bitter rivals back in the early 90's.  In other words, it's a funny thought!  Although in some fanworks, I think Mario and Sonic have set aside their differences since Sega left the console wars.

Why did I make my answer so long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 13, 2006, 01:20:19 PM
Because. Just because.

Has anyone seen the new Harry Potter movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 13, 2006, 03:20:58 PM
No.

Why haven't I seen it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 13, 2006, 05:03:58 PM
Because you are lame. I kid!

Why am I fangirlishly obsessed with Strong Bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 13, 2006, 07:37:36 PM
He's a hot gruffy voiced dude in a wrestling mask that checks Emails.  Yum!

Is any character on that site other than The Cheat worthy of the great Strong Bad's presence?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 14, 2006, 09:39:09 AM
Er... um... uh... I gotta go to the bathroom! *runs off*

When spiders in your dreams want you to tapdance, do you have to tapdance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 14, 2006, 09:42:07 AM
Only on saturdays, when leaves are on the ground..

What is mario's middle name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2006, 02:05:38 PM
Mario. What Else?

*crash*
Mother: MARIO MARIO MARIO!
Mario: oh **** now im in trouble!

if i told you that pi was 3.14274918957294529551049576109395692345671183855193756519365718354218..........(endless)

what would you say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 14, 2006, 02:11:05 PM
Ooooooh s***!

Master Payne (or Pain), what do we do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2006, 02:20:02 PM
ummm....you go that way! I'll go home!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 14, 2006, 02:25:21 PM
NO QUESTION.

Why did I draw a picture of Harry Potter as a Pikachu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2006, 02:26:54 PM
Because you want to see pikachu with a scar and glasses.

Why havent i asked anyone to the Mario Hotel Dance yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 14, 2006, 04:05:24 PM
You don't waaaaaaaaaaaaaaant to...

Albatross?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 14, 2006, 04:18:27 PM
Yes, it's a bird.

Do we open the mouth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 14, 2006, 04:23:08 PM
Duh.

Why is this topic becoming logical?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 14, 2006, 04:36:51 PM
Because we caaaaaaaaan...

Why is Strong Bad begging me to let him ask a stupid question on here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 14, 2006, 05:05:38 PM
Beacuse he's stupid.

Why are these Fourms called the fungi fourms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 14, 2006, 05:10:53 PM
Because a majority of the members here enjoy examining various todastools and mushrooms.

This or that? (stolen!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2006, 05:14:29 PM
Sorry, I don't speak English

If the manual told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 14, 2006, 05:19:19 PM
Yes.

If I told you guys to bite me would you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 14, 2006, 05:34:32 PM
Of course not.  I respect you a heck of a lot. 

Why did I just say that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2006, 05:51:38 PM
because you respect her a heck of a lot.

Have you ever noticed that I'm the only person in this forum who sometimes forgets to put a period at the end of my sentences?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 14, 2006, 05:55:18 PM
No

Was that on purpose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 14, 2006, 07:12:59 PM
Maybe.

Did anyone notice the mathematical significance of today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 14, 2006, 08:49:44 PM
I hate math!

Why does that crap have to be a part of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 14, 2006, 08:55:15 PM
because if 5 people dont care and if 10 do, 6,000,000,000 won't.

Should We have Avatars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on March 14, 2006, 09:32:24 PM
Yes

What kind of Avatars should we have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 14, 2006, 09:41:43 PM
Nice ones.

Should we be able to set our own CTs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 15, 2006, 12:32:00 AM
No.

Why shouldn't we?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 15, 2006, 06:33:32 AM
I don't know, since you're the one who said we shouldn't.

Have you blocked the ads at the top of this page?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 15, 2006, 07:15:48 AM
I didn't see any ads on top of the page, so yes

Who wouldn't block ads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2006, 07:27:56 AM
The people who make them.

Why is my picture of mario spinning in indefinite circles?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 15, 2006, 07:29:55 AM
He's tipsy.

Should you make a Tipsy Toad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2006, 07:31:33 AM
Maybe.

Which sprite and from what game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 15, 2006, 08:06:57 AM
I dunno.

Will someone take a look at my custom sprites?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2006, 08:33:31 AM
Wow. Nice. (OMG its TMM!)

Should I write a story?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 15, 2006, 08:46:15 AM
If you want to, go ahead.

TMM? Does that mean Tokyo MewMew?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2006, 01:28:31 PM
To me, yes it does.

do you think there is too many Mario fan games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 15, 2006, 03:55:28 PM
There are a lot

Do you like this sprite of me? (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg155.imageshack.us%2Fimg155%2F2219%2Fkojinkasprt5jn.png&hash=ef91cb7b1344e43479b655084a4ccb85)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 15, 2006, 04:33:37 PM
Ish pwetty! ^_^

Can you guess what I'm eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 15, 2006, 04:36:31 PM
Strong Bad Pizza.

What should I do first: pre algebra or math?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 15, 2006, 04:44:22 PM
Whichever one you wanna do... (Strong Bad pizza, that's funny!)

Should I finish humanizing all the Pokemon? (I'm halfway there)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2006, 04:48:40 PM
What are you going to do with them? (Q & A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 15, 2006, 05:43:24 PM
I bet she'll put them on her deviantART page.

Why not sell them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 15, 2006, 07:04:58 PM
Because of Copyright laws

Do you celebrate TMK's birthday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 15, 2006, 07:41:50 PM
No, not really, no.

Mutro?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 15, 2006, 09:08:18 PM
Uh... what about a Mutro? (question and answer)

(Legally, GiftedGirl owns the copyright to all her drawings. So she could sell them if she wished.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 16, 2006, 07:03:28 AM
My fake Pokemon.

Is there a Pokemorph on here?!?!

(BTW, I don't plan on selling my artwork. I'll only sell it if I get in the comic book buisness.)


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 16, 2006, 07:22:54 AM
Does Pretty Pikachu lady count? (A&Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 16, 2006, 07:32:53 AM
Yes! That's the Pokemorph!

Does Coach Z got money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 16, 2006, 07:44:59 AM
does that big maddalion thingie on his *chest* count? (Q & A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 16, 2006, 08:06:15 AM
Nooooooooooo... that's his "bling".

Gah! Why does everyone keep asking if something counts or not?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on March 16, 2006, 08:29:01 AM
Maybe they wanna know the details before they answer.

Shouldn't you be doing your work now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 16, 2006, 09:03:57 AM
Yes.

Are you going to celebrate Lizard dude's birthday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 16, 2006, 09:17:51 AM
No one told me his birthday was coming up!

When is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 16, 2006, 06:02:54 PM
I don't know his birthday, but I DO know the day when he faked his death.

Do you want to know what it is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 16, 2006, 06:19:35 PM
Oh yes!

Isn't this intresting: ^~^?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 16, 2006, 07:39:56 PM
Yes. (BTW his LD birthday in april)

Did anyone know that my birthday is in the same month as LD's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 17, 2006, 09:35:01 AM
No, but now we do.

Must you poke me repeatedly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 17, 2006, 10:28:52 AM
Don't you like Pokemon? (A&Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 17, 2006, 10:35:48 AM
That's not what I meant. I meant like *pokes you*.

Tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 17, 2006, 10:37:00 AM
If it's the kind from a Chinese restraunt, then yes.

Cheese sticks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 17, 2006, 10:48:18 AM
Hmm... goes to eat a cheese stick*

Butterfree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 17, 2006, 01:02:39 PM
No, Beutifly of whatever it may be called, or Purin. Yes, Purin Pwns.

Have you ever noticed that when you change the langauge from English to Japenese on SSBM it will say KOOPA instead of BOWSER and PURIN instead JIGGLYPUFF? (definite improvement there)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 17, 2006, 01:29:37 PM
Hmm... No, no I haven't. Then again, I've never done that.

Pika, Pikachu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 17, 2006, 03:37:27 PM
I'm sorry, I can't understand Poke'Talk.

Why is Yoshi wearing a back brace?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 17, 2006, 04:30:44 PM
It's obviously a saddle.

What are you doing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 17, 2006, 07:08:13 PM
Playing Halo

Why do you want to know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 18, 2006, 02:17:03 PM
She's curious.

What was your first word?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 18, 2006, 07:10:33 PM
A word, of course.

What happens if you get a blue shell, move into first place, and use it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 18, 2006, 07:53:18 PM
You die a horrible death.

What would happen if the Ninja Turtles met the Mario brothers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 18, 2006, 09:53:46 PM
Pizza party!!!

Is Donkey Kong related to King Kong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Pro X 20 on March 18, 2006, 10:15:54 PM
5, duh!

Where is the Place located?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on March 18, 2006, 11:33:52 PM
Across from the Thing.

Do you think the sign in Mario 64's back court-yard really says L is real 2401?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 19, 2006, 07:29:55 AM
What??? Where does it say that?(Q & A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 19, 2006, 08:24:30 AM
It's in the courtyard where the Boos are. The sign is under a statue of a star.

You did play SM64, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 19, 2006, 10:47:42 AM
No, my darling did.

Am I dumb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 19, 2006, 10:50:11 AM
Yes. (jk)

Why do I like to kid around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 19, 2006, 10:51:07 AM
Because you're the dumb one!!! (j/k, j/k my friend)

Why doesn't TOad smoke cigars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on March 19, 2006, 11:35:49 AM
They're bad for you.

Why are you here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 19, 2006, 11:41:51 AM
Because I want to become invincible! (and I  beat SM64DS with 150 stars)

If you all of a sudden got a dollar, what would you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 19, 2006, 11:51:14 AM
Keep it.  It's just a dollar.

Who is Louisa's mother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 19, 2006, 11:54:14 AM
Me.

Why me???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2006, 02:11:31 PM
Because. Just because.

What will I see in Washington DC this summer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 19, 2006, 02:45:53 PM
"Have you seen this man?" posters with my face on them.

What rhymes with "place" and contains "eat?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2006, 03:49:23 PM
You brain boggler, you!!! X( *faints*

What is your true color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 19, 2006, 05:12:46 PM
Red. The color of blood

Does ANYONE in the FF have Halo for the PC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 19, 2006, 05:31:45 PM
Maybe. I haven't talked to Anyone since GG complained about the Pizza Hut commercial.

Are you planning on buying a Stairway to Heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 19, 2006, 06:19:56 PM
NO, I intend to get it for free. (I hope)



Does your ancestry trace back to a famous person?



Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 19, 2006, 06:35:15 PM
Not that I know of.

How do you know Louisa's mom is not Daisy? (note: Daisy is Louisa's mom in my Mario fanfics)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 20, 2006, 12:22:53 PM
I don't.

Goggle buddies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 20, 2006, 01:14:08 PM
Goggle buddies?

What do you mean by that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 20, 2006, 04:50:29 PM
We each get a pair of goggles and be buddies. ^_^

Cookie? *holds out two fortune cookies*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 20, 2006, 05:55:04 PM
Hmm. "This is a fortune, doofus, so read it."

Why are fortune cookies so aggressive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 20, 2006, 06:39:16 PM
They are written by people that don't know you.

What do you get when you cross a pizza guy with a plumber?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 20, 2006, 07:07:28 PM
Ummm... a pizza-eating plumber, I guess.

Why isn't American food everyone's favorite?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 20, 2006, 11:50:26 PM
Beacause it's not American.

Why is that not so simple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 21, 2006, 10:44:36 AM
Because humans are complexed beings.

Anyone else get a snow day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2006, 11:41:17 AM
Not me. Although they say we're gonna get snow, once here there was snow in April...

Should I make you do a dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 21, 2006, 11:52:55 AM
No, because I can't dance.

Can anyone give me a name of a really good Dance Instructor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2006, 11:55:13 AM
Ashley something-or-other.

Is the world really plain and simple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 21, 2006, 12:14:39 PM
Parts of it are.

What was the first Mario game you played?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 21, 2006, 12:20:10 PM
Super Mario Bros. Deluxe, for the Game-Boy Color. (I didn't have a Nintendo, 64, or Super Nintendo, and still don't.)

Why does Mario have to be the main character?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2006, 12:53:05 PM
Because he looks good in red.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 21, 2006, 02:18:33 PM
Are You Doooooiiiiinnnngggggg!!!!!!!!!!!

Why haven't they made a 20x6 version of the Cheat yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 21, 2006, 02:49:22 PM
You WANT to see the Cheat as Pikachu? (Q&A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 21, 2006, 04:13:01 PM
*sheepishly raises hand*

What if someone came up to you and started hitting you with fairly small fish whilst doing a silly dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 21, 2006, 06:47:49 PM
I'd grab the fish from it, slap him or her with it, then give that fish to my cats.

Who else's first Mario game was SMW?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on March 21, 2006, 07:37:57 PM
Santa's.

Why was Jamie Cryin'? (*hint* Van Halen reference *hint*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 22, 2006, 01:06:59 AM
Because it was me.

Why did my fish talk to my friend online?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 22, 2006, 04:45:55 AM
It was lonely.

When does 2+2=5?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 22, 2006, 05:37:38 AM
When your piece of chalk turns into a worm.

How do Pop-Tarts work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 22, 2006, 07:36:54 AM
Like yo brain.

What is your quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 22, 2006, 08:44:08 AM
Uh, I don't really have one.

Have you ever been to the chatroom (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/chatroom/)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 22, 2006, 03:34:53 PM
No.

Did you play with a princess house when you were little?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 22, 2006, 07:47:26 PM
No one has to know that. I mean, no I didn't.

What's the stupidest question you can think of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Yoshi-Kong on March 22, 2006, 07:51:20 PM
how come some people think they can here voices in telephones?


now somebody comment on grilled cheese sandwiches]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 22, 2006, 08:04:31 PM
OK

Why are grilled-cheese sandwiches good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 22, 2006, 08:24:37 PM
Because Yoshi-Kong told you to comment on them.

What was the last game you bought?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 23, 2006, 07:09:08 AM
SMB Deluxe!

Why do we pick on Mario so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 23, 2006, 09:53:57 AM
Because it's fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun--!

Why am I humanizing every Pokemon???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 23, 2006, 03:05:10 PM
Because you forgot to humanize me.

Why haven't you cartoonized me???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 23, 2006, 07:26:55 PM
because you arent a pokemon (i think....?)

Why wont anyone post on "A Mario Story: You Add 1 Sentance To the Tale II"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 23, 2006, 07:38:02 PM
I do, just not yet.

Why do I think this a fun game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on March 23, 2006, 07:55:26 PM
Because Donatello told you you did.

Am I really error?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 23, 2006, 08:17:17 PM
I don't know are you?

Does anybody think he his?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 24, 2006, 02:39:02 PM
Not me.

1. What... is your name?
2. What... is your quest?
3. What... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 24, 2006, 08:16:19 PM
1. <-----
2. To answer stupid questions.
3. It is.... Hey! That isn't a stupid question!

What do you think is the dumbest thing you've said here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 25, 2006, 03:27:00 PM
Uhhh.... an "****" curse?

What's for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 25, 2006, 03:54:27 PM
Your face.

What's a Nancy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 25, 2006, 04:00:39 PM
Reagan's wife.

When can get some of those Sweet Cuppin' Cakes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 25, 2006, 04:27:33 PM
From my bakery on the corner of Washington and Texas.

How did I get to be in the second semester of my grade?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2006, 05:39:34 PM
I don't know that! *is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*

What lies in the Castle Aaagh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 25, 2006, 05:44:19 PM
A humble orb that can only be activated by Homestar Runner for the purpose of beating Strong Bad in a televison contest.

Why did I just...*falls onto floor* *18 hours later* karate chop myself in the groin?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2006, 05:47:50 PM
Eww! I didn't need to know that!!!

Why do I feel compelled to watch recordings of episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos??? ("Obviously, she loves candy, but it goes right through her.")
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 25, 2006, 08:42:35 PM
Because it's funny to watch people do stupid things, like karate chop themselves in the groin. *coughJmancough*

What was the last movie you've seen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 25, 2006, 08:50:05 PM
The Sandlot

Would Sonic X be better if I had written the script?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 26, 2006, 01:54:45 AM
Oh yes, about 75% better, I think.

Where would this world be without video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 26, 2006, 08:48:27 AM
Well, this website wouldn't exist.

What is dactyloscopy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 26, 2006, 09:19:49 AM
That's not a stupid question, so I'm not answering it.

What do you think will happen on April Fool's Day this year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 26, 2006, 10:43:53 AM
The greatest prank in video game history will be pulled.

Huh? (lack of originality)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 26, 2006, 10:55:44 AM
Oh.

Do you know the muffin man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 26, 2006, 11:44:58 AM
Yes. he's that fat guy who lives on Drury(?) Lane.

Who's married to the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on March 26, 2006, 04:20:18 PM
Mrs. Muffin Man.

Who doesn't know the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 26, 2006, 05:08:57 PM
Probably Homsar.

Can we pour some glowstick liquid into someone's Mountain Dew?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 26, 2006, 05:56:31 PM
Yes, but it would taste bad.

Do you have any pets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 26, 2006, 06:13:28 PM
Many.  Mostly cats.

Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 26, 2006, 06:18:48 PM
It is stupid because I asked a stupid question.

Do you think Lizard Dude will die again on April 1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 26, 2006, 06:17:28 PM
Nah, he'll most likely play a new prank.

Will you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 26, 2006, 06:25:07 PM
No. I never died, so I can't die again.

What is the most stupid thing ANYONE has ever said here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 27, 2006, 12:09:38 PM
I don't know you tell me.

Can someone tell me what the stupidest thing was?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 27, 2006, 08:47:27 PM
"*You ask a stupid question like:
Why doesn't Mario shave?

*And you get a stupid answer followed by a new stupid question like:
Cause it's hard to shave off pixles

Why does Luigi wear green?

*So I'll start. After this post, every response should contain an answer followed by a question."


Why does Mario like red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 28, 2006, 06:33:56 AM
It hides the blood when he gets killed.

Why does Luigi like green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 28, 2006, 07:26:29 AM
So Mario, in a way, has two younger, taller, thinner bros in green whose names begin with 'L'.
(I sometimes think of Link as a sort of brother to M&L, seeing as they were created by the same man.)

How can Baby Mario drink so much water and not explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 28, 2006, 12:22:50 PM
Well, Why can't Mario?

Why can't Luigi do what Mario can, I mean they're Bros.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 28, 2006, 03:52:01 PM
Beacuse they are not DUPLICATES!

Will you look at (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cosplaycuties.net%2Facen03%2Fphotos%2Facen03-05b.jpg&hash=d567338fb08d810e71a477c8b76ac9c4)this[/url]?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 28, 2006, 04:17:20 PM
No.

Where is the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 28, 2006, 05:01:08 PM
In the cow.

How come my teacher gave me a Health book for the second semester of science?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 28, 2006, 07:43:15 PM
Do I look like your teacher? (A&Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 28, 2006, 07:44:36 PM
Do you have a long curving nose, gray tangled hair, and the ability to bench press a Hummer? (Q and A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 28, 2006, 09:03:32 PM
Nope.

Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the revolver???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 29, 2006, 07:35:10 AM
I don't go to the library very much.

What's the difference between crap and poo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 29, 2006, 10:32:06 AM
Pooh is a bear, crap is poop.

Did brave Sir Robin run away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 29, 2006, 11:48:20 AM
Yes.

I don't think he was brave enough, do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 29, 2006, 04:09:30 PM
Guess not.

Where did brave Sir Robin go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 29, 2006, 05:00:38 PM
He went to get new armor cause he wet his old ones out of fright.

Is your mother a hamster?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on March 29, 2006, 06:47:38 PM
No, but she is a pixie fairy.

Is your father from the magical underground world of Atlanta, Georgia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 29, 2006, 06:49:33 PM
No, but I live near Atlanta.

Why is Nintendo in Japan instead of here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 29, 2006, 08:43:23 PM
Because that's where it was created.

If there are five berries in a tree, how many are there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 29, 2006, 09:53:37 PM
How many are there of what?  (Q and A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 30, 2006, 12:33:34 AM
There are many clones of me. Just look it up.

Why is wikipedia one of the best sites in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 30, 2006, 06:38:17 AM
Because it has information on almost everything.

Salt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 30, 2006, 12:27:57 PM
Yes please.

Pepper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 30, 2006, 02:20:13 PM
No way!

Cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 30, 2006, 02:30:17 PM
Heck Yes!!!!

Can I have more than a million?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 30, 2006, 04:33:46 PM
You'll need a big oven to bake that many.

Do you have the money for one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 30, 2006, 08:56:14 PM
Acually I don't.

Do you have some for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on March 31, 2006, 06:18:49 AM
Not for you, no.

Do I even have money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 31, 2006, 03:48:43 PM
Maybe, if you are a millionare.

How do you know when someone is about to give you a new custom title?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 31, 2006, 04:09:00 PM
Uhh.....I actually don't know.

Does that mean I lose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 31, 2006, 04:28:05 PM
If you don't know, then yes.

Was I kidding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 31, 2006, 04:54:39 PM
Nice joke.

If I dressed up as Mario and Played the Piano at a Talent show, then posted it here, would Lizard Dude sue me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 31, 2006, 07:14:14 PM
Yes, most likely.

But will we hold a funeral for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on March 31, 2006, 07:40:22 PM
It matters, does anyone know where he lives? (Q&A)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on March 31, 2006, 07:43:05 PM
No, we are all oblivious to that fact.

Will this hold a problem?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2006, 06:31:39 AM
No... yes... I don't freakin' know!

Would you like to be in the Triwizard Tournament?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 01, 2006, 06:33:47 AM
No, since you could die from it.

Have you been a victim of any April Fool's Day jokes yet today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 09:52:50 AM
Nope.  I got prom tonight.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2006, 10:42:08 AM
NO QUESTION.

It's April Fools already?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 01, 2006, 11:00:46 AM
No. APRIL FOOL! Yes, it is.

Is Lizard Dude really alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 01, 2006, 11:58:19 AM
No.  I killed him.

Is this an April Fools joke??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 01, 2006, 03:22:00 PM
Well if it is, Its not funny.

Can you get the book at the bottom of the red coin bottle on  SMS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 04:13:01 PM
Ummmmm...

Is this a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 01, 2006, 04:19:25 PM
Maybe.

What isn't a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 01, 2006, 04:35:30 PM
That doesn't make sense.

Why doesn't it make sense?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 04:44:02 PM
Because you don't make sense. (jk)

Am I typing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 01, 2006, 05:11:15 PM
no, not as of now.

If I said I can't speak a word of English, (I really can't!) What would you say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 05:22:08 PM
Bull!

If you can't speak a word of English, then how did you type that question in good English?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 01, 2006, 05:25:19 PM
ummmmm...oops.--No comprende senoir.

Are you English?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 05:28:43 PM
I'm an American. 
(And that's sinorita.  I'm a female who has never been married.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 01, 2006, 05:32:55 PM
No Question.

Can I add you (Kojinka) to my buddy list?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 05:36:04 PM
Sure thing

Are we the only two on at the moment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 01, 2006, 07:49:53 PM
At the moment you were, but I have now come.

Why am I so addicted to Skittles? Ack! *chokes on one.*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 01, 2006, 08:19:49 PM
Because you tasted the rainbow and now you can't get enough.

What is your favorite flavor of Skittles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 01, 2006, 11:34:16 PM
The rainbow.

Me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 01, 2006, 11:58:57 PM
No.

Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 02, 2006, 09:27:47 AM
-_-

Anyone seen Chicken Little yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 02, 2006, 11:53:02 AM
No.

Have you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 02, 2006, 01:21:27 PM
Nope.

Seen any good movies lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 02, 2006, 03:12:04 PM
Yes.  I enjoyed the movie King Kong (new version).

How about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 02, 2006, 06:02:40 PM
Nope.

Is it because I live in the "Middle of Nowhere"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 02, 2006, 07:11:03 PM
I didn't know you lived there.

Where is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 02, 2006, 07:35:03 PM
If we knew, it wouldn't be Nowhere anymore.

Doesn't Courage the Cowardly Dog live there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: booo95 on April 02, 2006, 08:18:14 PM
Yes.


Why is wario fat.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 03, 2006, 05:35:22 AM
Because he's rich.

Why is Wario rich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2006, 08:35:24 AM
'Cuz he's a greedy thief who cares only about himself.

Why do I feel the need to draw Winnie the Pooh humanizations?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 03, 2006, 01:26:13 PM
Beacuse you need to do Wario.

Why do I like Barbie movies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 03, 2006, 01:30:44 PM
YOU LIKE BARBIE MOVIES!!!!

ARE YOU CRAZY?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2006, 01:40:20 PM
I'm not, I hate Barbie movies.

Anyone here besides me still like Winnie the Pooh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 03, 2006, 02:51:53 PM
I still like it to a certain extent.

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on April 03, 2006, 02:53:20 PM
*Smiles* *Screams* *Laughs*

What is the definition of...sfhsaRH?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 03, 2006, 03:22:12 PM
To be sfhsaRHish.

Don't you hate definitions like that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2006, 03:22:55 PM
Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah...

Kevin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 03, 2006, 03:27:09 PM
No, I don't think so...

Paul?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 03, 2006, 06:56:16 PM
Yeah. John, George, and Ringo are also here.  They hope to become a successful group someday.

Deal or No Deal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 03, 2006, 07:15:05 PM
It matters, what's the offer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 03, 2006, 08:39:01 PM
A baby eagle named Stephen.

Will you take him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 04, 2006, 09:51:31 AM
I'll take him! ^_^

Will you trade him for a Mankey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 04, 2006, 01:37:28 PM
If Mankeys were real, but no.

Why would you want one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ViRUS on April 04, 2006, 01:40:21 PM
I'm Hungry.

Why is the world round?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 04, 2006, 05:41:14 PM
Besause it isn't flat.

Wha isn't the world flat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 04, 2006, 06:34:31 PM
Because eventually someone might walk off the edge, or we'd be laughed at by all the other planets for looking like a pancake.  Otherwise, I'm not sure wha.

Do we want you to join the U.S. Army?

 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 05, 2006, 01:13:54 AM
No way. I'll never join.

Why won't I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 05, 2006, 06:24:05 AM
You want to live.

What is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 05, 2006, 08:12:38 AM
A question.

Why did I draw pics of me and my sis as Winx girls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 05, 2006, 11:40:53 AM
Ummm... What are you talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 05, 2006, 11:54:21 AM
Winx club, dur. (http://img2.kult-mag.com/photos/00/00/57/47/ME0000574770_2.jpg)

Why did I draw up all those Winnie the Pooh humanizations?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 05, 2006, 01:29:20 PM
Cause you've got nothing better to do.

What is Glitch City?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 05, 2006, 01:38:32 PM
A city of glitchy video games.

Why hasn't Serrifina Pekella been on in a while?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on April 05, 2006, 02:21:24 PM
Because GiftedGirl locked her in the closet.

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 05, 2006, 03:44:09 PM
I did of course

Who let the snails out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on April 05, 2006, 04:38:52 PM
That guy.

Who let you back in the house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 05, 2006, 06:18:37 PM
I know how to open a door.

Who doesn't know how to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 05, 2006, 06:30:59 PM
A cat.

What do you do if a nuclear warhead is headed straight for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 05, 2006, 06:32:20 PM
Get out of its way.

What annoys you here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 05, 2006, 07:51:35 PM
Nothing, everything's cool.

What's the coolest thing on the site?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 05, 2006, 08:06:46 PM
The fact that everything's cool.

Or is it the free egg nog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 05, 2006, 10:25:22 PM
Egg nog sucks!

Don't you all agree with me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 06, 2006, 12:43:02 PM
I do, completely!

What is the highest number ever known?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 06, 2006, 03:37:39 PM
The one that's on cocaine.

Whats the lowest number ever known?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 06, 2006, 04:45:42 PM
Negative Infinity

????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 06, 2006, 06:42:11 PM
You must be the one on cocaine. XD

Who do I want to be like when I get older?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 07, 2006, 08:46:20 PM
Strong Bad.

What is an example of humorous dialogue in any Victorian literature?  (No this isn't for homework....*shifts eyes suspiciously*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 08, 2006, 03:33:34 AM
I'm not answering that. This is for stupid questions.

Would you want an image in your sig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 08, 2006, 04:38:30 PM
Yea...

Why haven't I got a private message in a while?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on April 08, 2006, 05:08:26 PM
Because you used incorrect grammar.

Why did you use incorrect grammar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 08, 2006, 06:35:48 PM
Cause I've been walking on clouds and flipping off rainbows on the wiiiiiiiings of an emaiiiil...

Is this a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 08, 2006, 09:19:02 PM
Maybe, good sir.

Good sir?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 09, 2006, 06:37:15 AM
I'm not a dude!

???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 09, 2006, 11:06:23 AM
Yes, of course.

"Hey, what's that you got on your face?" (Army of Darkness quote)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 09, 2006, 01:49:35 PM
Eyes, nose, mouth, etc.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 09, 2006, 03:39:40 PM
Egg nog sucks!

Don't you all agree with me?


Oh no way.  I think egg nog is one of the best Christmas drinks on the planet!

Now back to the actual last question...

Because I felt like it. 

What happened to this place?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 09, 2006, 05:19:32 PM
It fell into a Pooh-hole.

Why am I obsessed with Winnie the Pooh as of late?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 09, 2006, 05:22:47 PM
I don't know why.

Why do you like it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 09, 2006, 05:26:00 PM
BECAUSE I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Huh? Wha? where'd my shoe go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 09, 2006, 05:43:24 PM
I stole it why you weren't looking ;-)

Where did I put it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 09, 2006, 05:47:06 PM
In the toilet.

Why does it belong there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 09, 2006, 05:48:32 PM
Because I got it out. (-_-)

Does GG want it back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 09, 2006, 07:58:43 PM
Nnnnope!

But who does?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 10, 2006, 03:36:08 AM
Some elderly man living in a hole under a large bridge...

Dontcha wanna Fanta?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 10, 2006, 05:53:03 AM
No.

Why would I suddenly want one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 10, 2006, 09:29:55 AM
Because you... can...

Shouldn't I be doing my work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 10, 2006, 04:06:30 PM
Yeah, probably.  :-/

Is it time for tea already?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 10, 2006, 04:14:26 PM
No, I don't like tea.

Do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 10, 2006, 04:29:37 PM
Not really.

What about iced tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 10, 2006, 04:31:18 PM
I can tolerate it.

Will you find the area of this pine cone?  *holds up a pine cone*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 10, 2006, 04:45:35 PM
Yes. Area of your pine cone=area of your pine cone. :D

Was that a good answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 10, 2006, 05:49:55 PM
Sure I guess.

Was it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 10, 2006, 07:15:29 PM
I don't know. I was asking you.

Was it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 10, 2006, 08:16:05 PM
I don't know.

Who was asking who who asked who before who when he asked who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 11, 2006, 08:04:00 AM
Holy crap, no!

I'll share my ice cream if you want some. Do you want some?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 11, 2006, 01:22:39 PM
What kind is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 11, 2006, 03:31:44 PM
It is plastic flavored.

Can your PC do this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on April 11, 2006, 03:42:21 PM
If only...

Who is your best friend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 11, 2006, 04:39:57 PM
My best friend. XD
What is his/her name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 11, 2006, 05:26:39 PM
I can't decide between the two, so I'll just say Clayton, Tony, and the Ghost That Never Lies.

That was three, wasn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 11, 2006, 06:04:44 PM
No, it was two.

Trace Memory?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 11, 2006, 06:14:13 PM
I dunno.

Dear Strong Bad, can you draw a dragon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 11, 2006, 06:16:00 PM
I'm not Strong Bad.

Why not email him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 11, 2006, 06:48:36 PM
Because he's real.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.physlink.com%2FFun%2FEinsteinCards%2FEinsteinTongue.jpg&hash=dd365699f72be51bd548ead18ec3a216)

Who is pictured above?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 11, 2006, 06:58:32 PM
It obviously isn't Albert Einstein.

Who is it really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 11, 2006, 07:07:05 PM
I could have sworn I saw him with Elvis at least two nights ago...anyway, he's obviously Barney the Friendly T-Rex.

...or was it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on April 11, 2006, 07:20:30 PM
I think it's the guy that wears this suit:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nycentertainment.net%2Fsitebuildercontent%2Fsitebuilderpictures%2Fbarney.jpg&hash=6bca1425aa745e5de7de8728381aa88f)

What would happen if the infinite probabilty drive didn't exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 11, 2006, 07:49:18 PM
Ummm I would say "WTD".

What the crap did you just say, but in German this time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 11, 2006, 07:53:36 PM
Dieses ist, was ich sagte. 

O RLY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 11, 2006, 08:01:06 PM
YA RLY!

Is that really how you say it in German?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 12, 2006, 03:26:16 AM
According to the Google Language Translator, yes. :)(However, I do know about one or two phrases in German)

Who loves the Chocolate?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 12, 2006, 06:04:51 AM
Ooh, ooh, pick me! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

Do a dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 12, 2006, 07:19:36 PM
Sure.

Which one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 12, 2006, 07:50:58 PM
Any dance.

Is Freddy Fish guilty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 13, 2006, 05:59:15 AM
Who's this freakin' Freddy Fish? (try saying those last three words three times fast :P )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 13, 2006, 08:45:50 AM
Freakin' Freddy Fish, Fleakin'... GAH!

Who here likes feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 13, 2006, 11:29:23 AM
I am not Mr. Deed's servant.

Or am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 13, 2006, 12:55:07 PM
I dunno what you're talkin' 'bout.

What caused the Democratic party to split in 1860?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 13, 2006, 06:04:29 PM
Wasn't it slavery?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 06:29:05 PM
I guess...

Do YOU know YOUR ancestors!??!?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 13, 2006, 08:57:31 PM
No.  They weren't able to live long enough to even know my grandparents.

Was that a stupid enough answer?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2006, 06:20:15 AM
My sources say... yes.

What would you do if a Heffalump got in your house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 14, 2006, 12:27:28 PM
I'd give him a pot of honey and be hospitable. 

Wouldn't everyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 14, 2006, 01:43:14 PM
Stewie would... but then he'd train it for his personal army.

Where's my question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 14, 2006, 02:53:53 PM
In your mind.

Why are you doing that to yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 14, 2006, 04:37:20 PM
Why am I doing what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 14, 2006, 04:41:33 PM
Exactly.

Would you care for an apple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 14, 2006, 06:00:27 PM
Not emotionally, but I want to eat one right now.

Will I ever return to the Mario bar now that I got blow'd up by a bomb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 14, 2006, 08:33:36 PM
Since you got blow'd up, I guess you're dead. Well, I'll always think of you when I see a man standing next to a giant J (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7949.0;attach=1295;image).

Did you know that if you microwave marshmallow Peeps, they expand and get warm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 14, 2006, 08:48:18 PM
Duh. I did that with regular marshmallows today.

KiSS dolls!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 14, 2006, 09:22:12 PM
I wanna rock and roll all niiiiiiigght, and party everyday!

Who won the World Series in 1987?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 14, 2006, 10:03:47 PM
I'm not a baseball fan...

What is your favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 15, 2006, 08:51:01 AM
Who says I have to have just one?

Did I use too much BBcode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 15, 2006, 11:27:56 AM
MY EYES! THEY HURT!

Yours, mine, and Ours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 15, 2006, 01:00:59 PM
No. Mine, mine, and mine.

It's MINE!!! Isn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 15, 2006, 01:43:36 PM
No.

What are you claming as yours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 15, 2006, 07:30:55 PM
That carrot cake sitting on your plate.

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thelink444 on April 15, 2006, 08:52:55 PM
your face

can you read this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 16, 2006, 05:52:11 AM
Yes.

You want a cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 16, 2006, 11:59:41 AM
Sure.

Why wouldn't I want one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 16, 2006, 09:18:24 PM
Because that cookie is tained with the foulest taint of careless cooking imaginable.

Why did Bill Gates make the Xbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 16, 2006, 10:21:39 PM
Because this is the 264 page and 3,951 reply on this topic.

What tha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 17, 2006, 08:32:32 AM
Thank you for contributing to "Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer."

Would you like to claim your prize?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 17, 2006, 09:31:17 AM
Yep!

What's the prize?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 17, 2006, 02:41:25 PM
Uhhhhh, Link?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 17, 2006, 02:59:12 PM
Boooo!  I want Zelda!

Where's Zelda?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 17, 2006, 03:03:27 PM
pt_peach asked for the prize.  I know her.  She wants Link.

Do you wanna cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on April 17, 2006, 03:12:29 PM
Nupe.

What should Luigison do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 17, 2006, 04:20:38 PM
The question is...

What should YOU do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 17, 2006, 05:07:46 PM
Uhhh do a dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on April 17, 2006, 05:09:14 PM
No, I can't dance.

Is there a doctor in the house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 17, 2006, 05:17:18 PM
It's-a me, Dr. Mario!

Um... a non-fictional doctor to be more exact?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master_M-Dog on April 17, 2006, 06:52:42 PM
Yes. It's called my mouse.


When is the best time to look straight into the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 17, 2006, 07:42:42 PM
All the time.

Really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 17, 2006, 07:51:05 PM
No.

Why would you want to look at the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 17, 2006, 08:29:42 PM
So one can be transported to Noki Bay.

What's Toad's favoirte color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 17, 2006, 11:35:06 PM
Toadish.

Why haven't I been PM'd lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 18, 2006, 01:19:49 AM
Because it's a conspiracy to see what would happen if no-one PMed you! It's a trap!!1!11!

WTD?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on April 18, 2006, 10:18:06 AM
Indeed.

Eagle One, this is Lone Wolf. What's your location?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 18, 2006, 11:50:14 AM
Lone Wolf, this is Eagle One. My location is over the Viridian Forest and... Oh look! A Pikachu!

Can I pet it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 18, 2006, 07:40:04 PM
If you want to get shocked, be my guest.

Would you trade brains for popularity or vise-versa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 18, 2006, 07:57:19 PM
I won't trade at all, thank you.

But do you know who will?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 19, 2006, 09:15:26 AM
No.

Do you want a hug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on April 19, 2006, 09:44:08 AM
YES MAM!

Can I also get a back rub? lol
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dude677 on April 19, 2006, 03:28:09 PM
Not you.

IWhat if i said "Holkwe"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 19, 2006, 07:07:56 PM
I would say "What the crap is that?!"

What is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 20, 2006, 06:16:58 PM
That's Pooh, dude!

What's the wonderful thing about Tiggers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 20, 2006, 06:22:34 PM
*MUSIC* The Wonderful thing about Tiggers, it is a wonderful thing. There tops are made out of rubber, the bottom is made of spring. They're bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun fun. The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'M THE ONLY ONE! Grrrrr... There.

How long did it take me to memorize that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 20, 2006, 06:27:08 PM
You messed it up on parts, but I'm not complaining.

Pooh corner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 20, 2006, 06:28:20 PM
Only if you sing the Tigger song with the actual words.

please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 20, 2006, 06:50:35 PM
Okay... :)

Hoo hoo hoo hoo!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things
Their tops are made outta rubber
Their bottoms are made outta springs
They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy
Fun, fun, fun, fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one!
I'M the only ONE!


What is that hideous thing?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 20, 2006, 11:22:02 PM
UIKES! HOMESTAR!

Run?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 21, 2006, 07:05:55 AM
No! *hugs Homestar* He's so cute! (Not I-love-him type cute, the cute-that-a-baby-has type cute)

Who's short, fat and proud of that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 21, 2006, 10:35:08 AM
Winnie the Pooh of course.

What if Pooh went on a Diet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 21, 2006, 02:54:35 PM
Be similar if Mario went on a diet.

Would it last long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 21, 2006, 03:25:09 PM
Based on the events at the end of Winnie the Pooh and the Hunny Tree, I'd say not very long.

What if The Heartless invaded the Mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 21, 2006, 07:03:35 PM
Then there would be a game that is a mix of Final Fantasy, Disney Movies, and Mario.

Would that not be awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 21, 2006, 07:31:12 PM
It most definitely would be awesome.

what if Sontendy merged with Microsquenix?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 21, 2006, 09:14:44 PM
Then the universe would be renamed 'Camelot' and be ruled over by a tyranical bunny rabbit.

Does anyone know which movie I ripped that from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 22, 2006, 08:57:27 AM
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 22, 2006, 11:25:39 AM
Sugar is rocket fuel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 22, 2006, 12:01:24 PM
Nope.

When will the world a splode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 22, 2006, 01:10:02 PM
When we have a nuclear war, maybe.

How does a nuclear bomb work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 22, 2006, 02:09:50 PM
I think unstable atomic particles are involved.  I do know A-bombs create big mushroom clouds.

Let's go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 22, 2006, 03:23:35 PM
Where would you go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 22, 2006, 04:31:50 PM
Take me to Viridian Forest! Or the Hundred Acre Wood.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 22, 2006, 05:11:05 PM
Where's your question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 22, 2006, 05:48:02 PM
I bet a Pikachu stole it.

Why would a Pikachu steal a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 22, 2006, 08:02:12 PM
I couldn't think up a question itself.

Who is guarding the Holy Grail
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 22, 2006, 08:25:36 PM
Mario has the Holy Grail safe and secure.

Who's guarding my SPATULA?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 22, 2006, 10:10:03 PM
The white bunny.

Shall we count to five-er-three?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 22, 2006, 10:55:19 PM
Three, sir! I mean, MAM!

In one paragraph, what is the origin and use of the FCC?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 23, 2006, 07:29:16 AM
Take me to Viridian Forest! Or the Hundred Acre Wood.

Crap! That's the only time I've missed a question. Now I feel sad.

Back on topic: The Future Color-ers of Colorado? I dunno.

Do you eat KANINE KRUNCHIES?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 23, 2006, 08:02:16 AM
Never even heard of them.

Do they even exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 23, 2006, 09:50:23 AM
They're a brand of dog biscuit from 101 Dalmations.

My dad's putting in a new door. Isn't that great?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 23, 2006, 10:06:17 AM
The Door is your friend.

Where's the food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 23, 2006, 10:29:45 AM
In the lunchbox.

when's lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 23, 2006, 11:08:09 AM
I thought Malon was making lunch.

Where is she?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 23, 2006, 11:13:26 AM
A place.

Who dun it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jouw on April 23, 2006, 01:22:29 PM
Someone dun it.

Who blue-shelled it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 23, 2006, 02:28:36 PM
One of my friends... They suck at Mario-Kart!

Who's Someone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 23, 2006, 03:23:02 PM
A person whose parents are very unoriginal in naming.

Do you know of any other people whose parents were like that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 23, 2006, 03:25:47 PM
Well...I still think it was a little cruel for mister and missus Johnson to name their son John...

What do you see in this ink blot?  *ink blot*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 23, 2006, 03:52:53 PM
I fear that I might get banned if I tell you.

what do you see?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 23, 2006, 05:07:23 PM
A stupid ink-blot.

What are ink-blot's supposed to tell us anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 23, 2006, 07:33:14 PM
How we think... *looks at ink blot* I see Wartortle.

Who's that Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 23, 2006, 08:24:39 PM
ummm...Snorlax?

Was it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 23, 2006, 08:25:40 PM
It's Missingno.

Who's in the kitchen with Dyna?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 23, 2006, 08:29:16 PM
Someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh.

Shhhh..........do you hear that??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 23, 2006, 08:36:07 PM
No.

But have you checked the children?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 23, 2006, 08:40:12 PM
I don't have any children.

Anyone care for a cup of tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 23, 2006, 08:46:15 PM
Not at all.

Who is the guy behind the elephant's shadow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 23, 2006, 08:54:26 PM
Me, you didn't know that.

What do you feed a pet Yeti?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 23, 2006, 10:42:07 PM
Food. :)

Is Deezer feeding Mr. Face bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 24, 2006, 08:06:49 AM
I never understood the point of that joke.

What's the point of that joke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 24, 2006, 03:18:49 PM
It all started back in the old topic about Mr.Face......*rambles on about the origin of the joke*

What would Homestar do if he had arms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 25, 2006, 07:21:52 AM
He'd probably freak out.

What's that? *points at you*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 25, 2006, 04:38:07 PM
Me.

Who do you think has posted the most here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 25, 2006, 04:55:11 PM
Deezer? (q/a)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on April 25, 2006, 05:09:03 PM
I think Chup's the leading poster of all time now. 

Did you just strike that chicken and start a revolt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 26, 2006, 05:56:45 AM
I don't see any chickens.

What chicken are you talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 26, 2006, 06:32:23 AM
That cucco that's skimpering about the village.

Whadija do ta it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 26, 2006, 01:13:40 PM
Alfred Hitchcock did it.

Ever seen a non-evil chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 26, 2006, 04:55:05 PM
Maybe. I was eating it at the time.

Are chickens inherently evil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 27, 2006, 06:26:18 AM
I dunno. I've never seen an evil chicken.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Serafina Pekkala on April 27, 2006, 01:07:24 PM
That's part of what rainbows do.

Why are you picking your nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 27, 2006, 02:34:42 PM
Because I can.

What are Hamhocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 28, 2006, 09:15:48 AM
Something made out of pigs...

Who's gonna fall next?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 28, 2006, 03:25:50 PM
Whoever I push.

Who should I push?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 28, 2006, 06:59:37 PM
That guy over there.

Can a Number Four fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on April 28, 2006, 08:16:01 PM
ummm...sure I guess.

Have you ever seen an elephant fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 28, 2006, 08:35:19 PM
No, but I've seen a horse fly.

What is it about the Revolution Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 28, 2006, 10:22:27 PM
Yeah, i saw it on that 1941 commerial about toothpaste                                                         ________________________________________________________________   Why does mario eat mushrooms?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on April 29, 2006, 03:02:04 AM
Because they have mystical powers that make him BIG




Why do gay people talk weird?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 29, 2006, 05:20:12 PM
Don't insult gays.

Who wants Scones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 30, 2006, 08:19:27 AM
XP

Do you think bears are cute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 30, 2006, 11:31:55 AM
Only when they don't gore you.

The 3 Bears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 30, 2006, 11:58:05 AM
This one's juuuust right.

Goldi-Peach and the Three Koopalings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 30, 2006, 01:51:24 PM
The seven toads were bad enough, thank you very much.

Coffee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 30, 2006, 04:22:58 PM
Thats not coffee...                                                                                                                            Whts in my pocket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 30, 2006, 05:52:50 PM
Handses??

Who stole my birthday present?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 30, 2006, 07:31:40 PM
Your evil twin.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 30, 2006, 08:07:22 PM
Ask a stupid question.

What is a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 30, 2006, 10:45:50 PM
Oh, blah,blah,blah your needs..
    Where is my Hamburger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 01, 2006, 05:42:48 AM
You ate it, so you should know where it is.

Do you know when Watoad will be back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 01, 2006, 07:56:30 AM
Well you ate him you should know.


Why cant I touch that dial?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 01, 2006, 08:02:07 AM
Because it doesn't exist.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 01, 2006, 08:28:19 AM
Belive it or dont!


what do you do when you need to use the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 01, 2006, 08:49:58 AM
Do a dance lol



Why can't I see my nose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 01, 2006, 12:52:56 PM
Because it's running. *drumroll*

Your head a slpode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 01, 2006, 03:07:40 PM
No, I've never even heard of a "slpode".

What do you slap people with?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 01, 2006, 04:11:42 PM
My feet.



Why do you slap people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 01, 2006, 06:42:15 PM
Because it's fuuuuuuun...

Do you go to Bombay, India to become a movie star?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 01, 2006, 08:23:25 PM
No...I already am one...

Haven't you heard of me?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 01, 2006, 08:59:01 PM
No, but I have heard of you here.

What movies are you in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 02, 2006, 07:21:31 PM
Those funny ones.

Do you know the muffin man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 03, 2006, 08:49:04 AM
The one that lives on Truly Lane

Can you catch the Gingerbread Man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2006, 12:37:16 PM
I dunno, but Sonic the Hedgehog could...

Why am I so into the Muppets lately???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 03, 2006, 02:02:07 PM
The Muppets are that awesome.

Brak or Porkchops?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 03, 2006, 08:47:21 PM
What the heck is brak?

Isn't it Drury Lane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 04, 2006, 10:07:10 AM
No, it's Drury Road...

Who wants a hug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 04, 2006, 10:46:12 AM
Well whatever it is, it doesnt matter. I want a hug

Do fish have ears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 04, 2006, 03:08:42 PM
I don't know.

What do you know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 04, 2006, 05:18:38 PM
I know that prawns are funny.

What the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 04, 2006, 05:35:16 PM
Do you have crapoposis, my dearr friend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 04, 2006, 07:40:22 PM
No.

Did you make up that disease?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 04, 2006, 08:36:08 PM
I didn't, but I know someone who did.

Do Rocs have feathers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 05, 2006, 07:36:48 AM
No, they're rocks.

tg,.5mk4k4jm4jkk5llljklon Would you translate that, please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 05, 2006, 07:04:32 PM
It means... C://run>giftedgirl_email.exe

What is desire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 05, 2006, 07:26:54 PM
A word.

Do you eat cereal for a snack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 05, 2006, 07:40:30 PM
nah, I prefer an oatmeal and grapefruit juce combo.

Can you breathe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 05, 2006, 09:26:35 PM
Yes.

What does glue taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 06, 2006, 09:10:08 AM
Like Glue... I should know...

If I had some Refreshing Herbs, would I still be poisoned? (My CT)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 06, 2006, 09:22:05 AM
leafs of three, let it be, leaves of four, eat some more!


What is an Italian Bob?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 06, 2006, 11:10:56 AM
Uhh.. Bobino?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MetalMario on May 06, 2006, 11:15:21 AM
maybe...

does anyone play runescape (http://runescape.com)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 06, 2006, 11:28:40 AM
oh heck yes! Like the greatest MMORPG Ever!!! I don't play it a lot though...

Do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 06, 2006, 12:32:56 PM
No, not really.  I played it once, and...that was it really.

How about those exploding barrels?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 06, 2006, 01:35:14 PM
Is it capable with Mac?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 06, 2006, 01:38:23 PM
Exploding barrels don't even use computers.

Why should they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 06, 2006, 01:43:47 PM
Because they'll blow it up!

Why are the Muppets so awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 06, 2006, 01:56:29 PM
They just are! ^_^

Why won't the Wii puns stop? (NO Wii puns in your answer!!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 06, 2006, 02:06:53 PM
What Wii puns? (q/a)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 06, 2006, 03:16:09 PM
I doubt they'll ever stop.

Should I taste some glue so I know what it tastes like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 06, 2006, 06:43:58 PM
Good luck with that one.

Who wants to be a millionaire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 06, 2006, 08:05:22 PM
Everyone!!

Is that my final answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 06, 2006, 08:38:54 PM
I'm guessing yes.

When was the last time anybody got the million in "Who Wants to be a Millionare"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 07, 2006, 09:18:16 AM
I have have no clue.

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on May 07, 2006, 10:49:48 AM
A billionaire.

Everyone is wrong. It says "ask a qusestion." Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 07, 2006, 12:41:14 PM
Right.

(Eats a Refreshing Herb)

Why can't Wii all just get along?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 07, 2006, 02:32:47 PM
Because 360 is their favorite number.

Why did 7 eat 9?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 07, 2006, 02:58:24 PM
Cause' 8 told him to


Wheres the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 07, 2006, 03:53:53 PM
In the cow.

What does a coconut and a gamer have in common?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 07, 2006, 04:11:49 PM
Nothing that I can think off the top of my head.

What was the real answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2006, 04:31:07 PM
The real answer is this: "For those of you in the front who don't recognize me, I'm the Great Gonzo. For those of you in the back, I'm Antonio Banderas."

What does the guinea pig choir do every Saturday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 07, 2006, 04:41:05 PM
Partying all night long, hitting the clubs and stealing balloons to suck the helium from its rubbery belly!!!

Is helium good for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 07, 2006, 04:45:36 PM
Not at all.

I Ate some refreshing herbs. How come I'm still Poisoned???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2006, 05:20:46 PM
It's probably Perma-Poison. (Truth be told, I have no idea.)

Why are the shoes in the Wizard of Oz book silver, but in the movie they're ruby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 07, 2006, 07:25:03 PM
Movie adaptations of books are never 100% accurate to their original novel counterpart.

Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 07, 2006, 07:55:28 PM
Cause you're slowly killing your brain with video games and TV. " Thanks to Television, i can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago"

wheres the cream filling?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 07, 2006, 08:06:10 PM
At the end of the rainbow......*angels singing*

What is the opposite of a lie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 08, 2006, 10:40:57 AM
The Truth


Did they seriously change the Revolutions name to Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2006, 11:27:52 AM
I wouldn't know, unless it's in the Nintendo Power.

Why are you poking me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 08, 2006, 05:06:07 PM
That's my evil twin, not me.

How did I get an evil twin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 08, 2006, 05:13:02 PM
adoption


How many fingers am I holding up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 08, 2006, 05:51:42 PM
Two... no- Ahh! *is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril*

Why does Pikachu like ketchup so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 08, 2006, 06:22:52 PM
because that makes his cheeks red.



what have you done to my face?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 08, 2006, 06:28:55 PM
What do you mean, it was already that ugly. :P

How long have I've been logged in for? (take a guess)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 08, 2006, 07:13:40 PM
I despise guessing games.

Why did they have replace the great voices of the Pokemon anime with cheap imitations?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 09, 2006, 06:33:05 AM
I have no idea about that, I haven't heard 'em.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 09, 2006, 01:19:39 PM
I don't know?




Why is the girl next to me so annoying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 09, 2006, 09:00:43 PM
Because she wants you.


How do you make juce?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 10, 2006, 05:50:02 AM
You squeeze a frut.

Skitty MewMew? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/33062468/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 10, 2006, 02:34:34 PM
Whatever.

PIE!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 10, 2006, 03:38:14 PM
What kind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 10, 2006, 03:39:09 PM
Cherry.

PI!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 10, 2006, 03:43:45 PM
I got some here (http://pi.ytmnd.com/).

What's with pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 10, 2006, 05:07:47 PM
We have to find the circumferrence (sp?) somehow.

When was the last time you learned of that crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 10, 2006, 06:48:07 PM
the last time i pooped


If a tree fall in the woods and there is no one around, does it make a sound?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 11, 2006, 06:16:32 AM
Yes.

Are lizards a part of this nutritious(sp?) breakfast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 11, 2006, 03:32:51 PM
They are for Lizard Dude.

Will you get a Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 11, 2006, 04:39:30 PM
Si senor.

Habla espanol?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 12, 2006, 06:58:23 AM
What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 12, 2006, 03:44:56 PM
Buh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 12, 2006, 06:24:16 PM
Boo.

Do the walls have ears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 13, 2006, 06:07:21 AM
No.

Do you have ears?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 13, 2006, 09:50:58 AM
Yep.

Do bears crap in the woods?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 13, 2006, 01:39:39 PM
Well, dur!

Where else would bears crap???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 13, 2006, 01:55:54 PM
Toilets... >_>  <_<....... <_>

Is that your final stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 13, 2006, 03:22:45 PM
Of course!

Is this question stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 13, 2006, 03:28:11 PM
Now, now, The Chef, you know that there's no such thing as a stupid question.....so......yes...
(O_O)
They've lied to me this entire time?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 13, 2006, 04:31:47 PM
No just haven't told you the truth.

Why God WHY?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 14, 2006, 11:06:31 AM
I dunno.

Have I made a startling revelation?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 14, 2006, 11:22:25 AM
No.

If you did, would you post it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 14, 2006, 11:24:14 AM
Yep.

(>")>?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 14, 2006, 02:41:35 PM
!{['{]

I made Duck tape pants. should I make a Duck tape shirt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 14, 2006, 04:56:58 PM
Maybe.

Can I go to the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on May 14, 2006, 06:04:27 PM
Dunno, can you?

Is this really Achilles Last Stand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 15, 2006, 03:38:58 AM
Not on your nelly.

Why Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Master_M-Dog on May 15, 2006, 04:32:53 AM
Wii Wocks, er rocks...


Is Toshindinator a cool name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 15, 2006, 05:50:19 AM
Not really, especially considering that you can't pronounce it.

ƒ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 15, 2006, 10:25:58 AM
No f f bad



Why do I stink at math?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 15, 2006, 01:24:56 PM
Because I said so.

Why did I say so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 15, 2006, 01:47:51 PM
Because I said so.


Can you find the backpack?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on May 15, 2006, 03:54:03 PM
Can you find the backpack?

Is it really a secret to everyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 15, 2006, 05:11:43 PM
To everyone but anyone. 

Will Super Paper Mario knock my socks off? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on May 15, 2006, 06:22:58 PM
Probably.

Are you ready?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 15, 2006, 07:18:22 PM
What am I supposed to be ready for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 15, 2006, 08:28:23 PM
World Domination.

Can you feel the Sunshine? (50 The Chef dollars to whoever can figure out what that's from)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 16, 2006, 05:30:02 AM
I don't need your money, I've got Imaginary Dollars.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv200%2FAikensta%2Fdollabill.jpg&hash=ed4d1f2111faf60b4049b989044dee73)
What would you spend Imaginary Dollars on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2006, 07:35:12 AM
Ummm... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!

Why am I eating cake for breakfast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 16, 2006, 10:38:13 AM
cuz it rocks



Am I a Wierdo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2006, 11:09:03 AM
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe...

What's my favorite Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 16, 2006, 01:25:30 PM
Uhhhh... How should I know

Why do my brother and sister think Mario wears a Burette (I think thats how its spelled)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 16, 2006, 02:27:32 PM
Did you mean a beret?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 16, 2006, 03:13:04 PM
He probably does.

Regular or Decaf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 16, 2006, 05:04:17 PM
Regular.

Why don't you come to the chatroom (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/chatroom/)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 17, 2006, 08:19:01 AM
Because it'll never load up for me.

Who's that Pokemon? (hint: the most famous Electric type)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 17, 2006, 05:02:12 PM
Depends on who you ask.

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 17, 2006, 05:43:57 PM
you

what makes french toast crunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 17, 2006, 05:47:46 PM
A cheaper-than-dirt breakfast cereal company.

What is real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 17, 2006, 06:04:36 PM
my teeth

What did you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 18, 2006, 06:28:36 AM
*hides the sticky plate* Nothing! I didn't eat all the donuts! Not me!

What's out the window?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: neotev on May 18, 2006, 10:42:30 AM
The sun, It burns me.

Is this water Sanitary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 18, 2006, 11:30:38 AM
It looks questionable to me...

Cookies and milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 18, 2006, 01:01:22 PM
no, cookies and cream. yum.

What makes hot wheels faster than fast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 18, 2006, 04:07:25 PM
You, since they only move when you push them.

Å_»?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on May 18, 2006, 04:23:02 PM
{BÊþx˜φkGφpy◘

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 18, 2006, 05:38:04 PM
If your gonna ask a question, make shure that it's a bit more creative than that.

Can vegiterians eat animal shaped cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 18, 2006, 06:08:07 PM
If they use their imagination and pretend it is something else

How come people post on stupid stuff like this when they are on a Mario forum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 18, 2006, 06:45:52 PM
Because you can only talk about Mario for so long before the chubby plumber gets a little boring.

Do you know when to say when?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 18, 2006, 07:50:17 PM
When?

Why did I answer a question with a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 18, 2006, 08:35:49 PM
Confusion has wiped the whole thread

(please don't fuss at me or diss me) Who is captain N? I am from the late N64 generation.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 19, 2006, 05:17:10 AM
I don't know.

Why would I fuss at you or diss you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 19, 2006, 05:19:11 AM
Everybody on here seems to love him

Once Again who is captain n?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 19, 2006, 05:07:49 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_N (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_N)

Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 19, 2006, 05:20:02 PM
Becuase you're smart.

What color do smurfs change to when there being strangled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 19, 2006, 05:45:43 PM
Purple, duh!

What color do porcupines turn when they're being strangled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 19, 2006, 06:11:29 PM
I don't think it's safe to strangle a porcipine.

What's a P'zone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 19, 2006, 06:14:48 PM
a zone to pee.

who's your daddy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 19, 2006, 10:35:04 PM
My dad...I hope.

Is youre mom the hobo behind the Library?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 20, 2006, 07:08:55 AM
Heckno.

Where is your God now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 08:00:04 AM
i'm my own god.

Hey kids!! who do you love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 20, 2006, 10:01:55 AM
Gonzo! X)

Please sir, may I have some more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 20, 2006, 11:07:11 AM
That depends.

What do you want more of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 11:08:52 AM
soda, you do give re-fills right?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 20, 2006, 03:41:46 PM
No.

Are you looking for someone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 20, 2006, 05:00:24 PM
Nope.

Pirates or Ninjas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 05:19:12 PM
neither

are you shure?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 20, 2006, 06:44:07 PM
Yeah, I'm shure!

But, are you sure?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 20, 2006, 09:42:45 PM
I don't know.

What was I supposed to be sure about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 20, 2006, 10:09:59 PM
I don't need to tell you!


what happened'
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 21, 2006, 07:05:26 AM
The Nintendo Uni came out.

Was that really nesesary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 21, 2006, 04:48:43 PM
It matters.

Who's world did it happen in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 21, 2006, 05:12:26 PM
my world.

what, do I dooo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 21, 2006, 06:35:26 PM
Hold your breath and hum the SMB overworld theme.


How can you hold your breath and hum at the same time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 21, 2006, 06:41:28 PM
I don't think its possible...

Is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 21, 2006, 06:42:48 PM
Yes it is, I just tried, but it is very hard and you can't do it for very long.


Did you try it too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 21, 2006, 06:52:47 PM
no, i can't breathe.

Mr.Brown can moo, can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 21, 2006, 07:20:45 PM
No.

Who is Mr. Brown?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 21, 2006, 07:23:28 PM
Mr.Black's friend.

Can you top this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 21, 2006, 07:25:45 PM
Yes.

Can you bottom this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 24, 2006, 08:29:04 AM
Yep. ^_^

Want a cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 24, 2006, 01:12:04 PM
I'd rather have a brownie.

Did you hear the one about the man with a lamb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 24, 2006, 01:21:30 PM
No.

If was on this forum, what would his screen name be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 24, 2006, 01:26:12 PM
404 File Not Found .

Where's Watoad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 25, 2006, 06:51:52 AM
Man-w-Lamb72

Should Luceon evolve from Eevee by means of the Sun Stone or Moon Stone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 25, 2006, 01:54:59 PM
WTD are you talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 25, 2006, 04:37:02 PM
The Sun Stone. It could evolve into a rock-type with the Moon-stone.(Maybe call it Graveleon)

Should there be a steel-type Eeveelution?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 25, 2006, 07:07:07 PM
I don't care!

Don't we get to roast marshmallows?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 25, 2006, 09:54:33 PM
Where's the fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on May 26, 2006, 06:25:16 AM
Nobody lit one.

Why don't YOU start a fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2006, 11:37:30 AM
Okay. *makes Quilava use Flamethrower*

Do a dance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 26, 2006, 03:53:44 PM
Why not.

How many times have you used dance in your questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 26, 2006, 04:01:44 PM
*Does more dances than GiftedGirl*

Am I crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 26, 2006, 09:47:39 PM
Well you ain't getting any crazier.

Are you shure that's safe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 27, 2006, 03:05:21 PM
Are you sure you spelled shure right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 27, 2006, 05:53:49 PM
Yes I'm shoore.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on May 27, 2006, 06:44:12 PM
...That's good...

But are you shoer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 27, 2006, 07:44:06 PM
I'm not a shoe-er! He's the shoe-er! *points to random guy*

Should I humanize Luseon or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 27, 2006, 09:39:27 PM
Even if I said no you'd probably do it anyway.

Do you agree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2006, 05:09:23 PM
Probably not. I like it, but I don't want to ruin its welcome by humanizing it too early.

Tjnegjseyse aejtrneb nu whijs awuauw5g3???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 28, 2006, 08:00:36 PM
I don't believe it.

Can you prove it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 28, 2006, 10:16:01 PM
No.

What's a Muppet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on May 29, 2006, 01:28:42 AM
A mature puppet.

http://www.google.com/search?q=the%20answer%20to%20life,%20the%20universe,%20and%20everything&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 29, 2006, 06:30:56 AM
Wha???

Anyone want to see my mermaid characters when I'm finished with them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 29, 2006, 09:08:06 AM
If I said no you'd end up posting them anyway.

Ever eat a raw clam?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 29, 2006, 12:03:38 PM
No and I don't intend to.

Who do I like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 29, 2006, 02:10:29 PM
No one.

In the Warp Zone thread, people say "Jump down". I thought you could only jump up! How can you jump down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 29, 2006, 03:25:54 PM
You can. It's called falling.

Jirachi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on May 29, 2006, 04:37:21 PM
That's a nice name.

Who was I imitating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2006, 08:12:04 AM
???

Why is the sky greeeeeeeeeeeeen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 30, 2006, 04:12:01 PM
You might want to take off those tinted sunglasses.

Do you like chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2006, 10:15:54 AM
YES!

What's in the sea chest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on May 31, 2006, 12:59:33 PM
5 gold doubloons!


How much would those 5 doubloons exchange to in modern times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 31, 2006, 01:21:15 PM
5000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars.

Can you stand on your head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark_Shark on May 31, 2006, 01:52:01 PM
I think so I think you can't.

Is today tomorrow and Yesterday?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 31, 2006, 06:35:39 PM
The Past Future and the Future Past.

When will a time hole open up into the past?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 01, 2006, 11:26:41 AM
In 2222.

What if your feet fell off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 01, 2006, 12:49:25 PM
You will learn to walk on your ankles.


Does the Chef like Fried,baked,poached,or grilled chicken the most?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 01, 2006, 02:37:16 PM
Yes.

Can you spare a dime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 01, 2006, 02:38:56 PM
yes, if you give me a quarter.


How can we trade change over the net anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 01, 2006, 05:32:08 PM
Elementary, my dear Watson (which is Sherlock for, "I have no idea")

What's mustard when there's kethcup?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 01, 2006, 06:36:41 PM
tasty:-).


If I was your Father's, brother's, son's, cousin's former roommate, what would that make us?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 01, 2006, 06:56:44 PM
My 2nd cousin's former roommate, I think.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 01, 2006, 06:59:22 PM
At home playing World Of Warcraft.


How do you get the square root of a negative number?


Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 01, 2006, 07:01:31 PM
You can't my silly fellow.

Alack!  Wherefore doth I quoth in such a language as the very one which the pow'rful Shakespeare brought ere us? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 01, 2006, 07:04:40 PM
WTD? You need Meds!


If soon is now, then where did the old now go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 02, 2006, 09:38:57 AM
Back to "early".

*holds out glass of tea* Is the glass half-empty or half-full?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 02, 2006, 05:34:47 PM
*drinks tea* Idaknow.

Bugs or Daffy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 02, 2006, 08:57:42 PM
If I was your Father's, brother's, son's, cousin's former roommate, what would that make us?
(Spaceballs nice :D)

Bugs all the way!

What kind of Bugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 02, 2006, 10:35:56 PM
viscious scorpions.


How do you spell Viscious?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 03, 2006, 07:53:26 AM
v-i-s-h-i-u-s.

How can this be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 10:27:50 AM
You are reading the dictionary upside down, right?


What foods do the chef like other than chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 03, 2006, 02:16:46 PM
Rooster.

Is it even legal to do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 03, 2006, 04:26:04 PM
No.  Now shush before you get me busted for doing it!

What would you do if I got destroyed by a nuke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 03, 2006, 05:23:45 PM
I'd think of you every time I saw a man standing next to a giant J (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=7949.0;attach=1295;image).

Where was I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 03, 2006, 05:34:22 PM
I the land of OZ.

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 07:03:53 PM
your father muahahahahahahaha!!!!!search your feelings, you know it is true!!!


Is it true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2006, 07:08:49 PM
*giggles* No, of course not! My dad hasn't been on the internet all day!

Do you like Winnie the Pooh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 03, 2006, 07:11:18 PM
Oh my gosh! He's my idol! Just kidding :D


how many can's would a canner can if a canner can can cans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 03, 2006, 07:13:46 PM
42.

How would you find the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 04, 2006, 11:03:11 AM
Read The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy 42 times.

What you say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on June 04, 2006, 11:13:55 AM
Bugs.

Pinky or The Brain?  http://www.stellapower.net/pinkybrain/brainponderings.html
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2006, 10:22:19 AM
The Brain

How many roads must a man walk down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 05, 2006, 11:56:32 AM
Hopefully none, if you have a car.

Is the price right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 05, 2006, 01:18:02 PM
nope it is too expensive.


Is it too expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2006, 01:37:34 PM
Ask yourself; you're the one who said it was.

Will you get a DS Lite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 05, 2006, 02:45:48 PM
Not sure yet.

Car broke. Phone, yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2006, 04:39:48 PM
I have a phone.

What exactly were you asking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 05, 2006, 06:49:36 PM
My car is broken and I can't get to the restaurant. Can I eat your phone?

What's the gas price in your location?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 05, 2006, 07:23:24 PM
$2.66.


What does this have to do with the price of beans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 05, 2006, 07:29:06 PM
When did anyone ever say anything about beans?

(geez it's like $3.40 where I live.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 05, 2006, 08:31:24 PM
why did you do that in opposite order?


why did I almost do it too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 05, 2006, 09:20:00 PM
I don't think you did.

Did you like the smileys while we had them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 06, 2006, 12:44:58 PM
Uhh.. I wasn't here then.


Were you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 06, 2006, 01:09:22 PM
Yes.  (They got taken out when a few people started using them almost exclusively in their posts.)

Are your undies vibrating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 06, 2006, 01:14:42 PM
No I'm not Boo_penguin.


Are you Boo Penguin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 06, 2006, 01:16:26 PM
No.

Do you think Boo_penguin should join the Fungi Forums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 06, 2006, 03:44:42 PM
I did, but LD said that he should be contained.

Do you think Boo_Penguin should be contained?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 06, 2006, 07:30:47 PM
I don't know...I've never met him.

Have you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 06, 2006, 07:37:26 PM
Yes he is in the chatrooms and he's hilarous.

"I hear it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flapped jaw space with a tunning fork does a raw blink on hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Did you understand that?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 06, 2006, 07:43:23 PM
No.

Where did you get that from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 06, 2006, 07:44:08 PM
Metal Gear solid 2.


Have you played it before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 07, 2006, 12:14:45 PM
No.

Do beans give you gas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 07, 2006, 01:56:38 PM
Yes.

Does Gas give you Beans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 07, 2006, 02:13:54 PM
I wish in a way.

What's the ad at the top of the page right now?
Title: Ads r teh sux0rz
Post by: MaxVance on June 08, 2006, 05:56:50 AM
I don't know, the forums theme I'm using doesn't have ads.

Do you like the ads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 08, 2006, 12:07:42 PM
Some of them.

Who is really the best Mario character besides Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 08, 2006, 12:28:45 PM
Luigi.

What time zone do you live in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 08, 2006, 06:41:54 PM
eastern time (the one with delaware).


What does that have to do with the price of beans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 08, 2006, 07:40:24 PM
When did anything about beans come up?!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 08, 2006, 07:46:03 PM
When I made them!


Why did G-dawg post a question and an answer in one shot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 08, 2006, 08:26:34 PM
Because it's legal.

Isn't it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 08, 2006, 08:34:14 PM
dunno, ask deezer.


Actually, I will. Deezer, is posting like G-dawg did legal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 08, 2006, 08:40:48 PM
*puts on Deezer costume*

Uh...no. Very illegal. He goes to jail. Now.

I could totally pass as a Deezer, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2006, 07:34:23 AM
... No, not really, no.

I'm back! Didja miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 09, 2006, 11:08:31 AM
But of course.

And why shouldn't I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 09, 2006, 11:35:43 AM
Beacause it's THE pt_peach!

Or is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 09, 2006, 02:56:03 PM
I don't know.

"Hey Brain.  What are we going to do tonight?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 09, 2006, 06:24:49 PM
"The smae thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!!"

Is it legal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 09, 2006, 06:25:48 PM
*puts on Deezer costume*

Uh...no. Very illegal. He goes to jail. Now.

I could totally pass as a Deezer, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 09, 2006, 07:40:42 PM
... No, not really, no.

I'm back! Didja miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 09, 2006, 11:54:38 PM
But of course.

And why shouldn't I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 10, 2006, 07:24:39 AM
Not sure!

But did she really buy a stairway to Heaven?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Highwayman Johnny on June 10, 2006, 07:56:36 AM
Nope.


Dolphins are mammals. Sharks are fish. That bein' the case; would that make snails out to be... bugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 10, 2006, 08:37:18 AM
No, they're mollusks.

Have you found the secret page?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2006, 04:02:19 PM
What secret page???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 10, 2006, 04:32:07 PM
You know THE secret page that is so secret that it's a secret.

Is that the one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 10, 2006, 04:33:42 PM
No; it's existence is known, but it's location isn't.

Would a topic about the DS Lite go in General Chat or General Video Game Chat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2006, 05:10:07 PM
Video Game.

What the Ditto?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 10, 2006, 06:25:52 PM
Spoofilation.

Can it be so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 10, 2006, 07:22:32 PM
No. The D in WTD stands for Dukar, not Ditto or durian as sometimes belived.

What did you think it meant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 10, 2006, 07:25:55 PM
deuce, like in family guy.


Did you think that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 10, 2006, 08:36:16 PM
No, I always knew what it stood for.

Do you know the story of Dukar (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4935.msg319918#msg319918)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 11, 2006, 08:39:54 AM
Yip.

Do you have them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 11, 2006, 06:29:27 PM
What, you mean Pokemon? No.

(BTW, What the Ditto is what I say in real life because I hate Ditto and I get in trouble for saying crap.)

What the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 11, 2006, 07:44:16 PM
Dukar.

Were you able to get a DS Lite today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 11, 2006, 07:54:39 PM
And lovin it.


Same question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 11, 2006, 08:35:48 PM
That's not a question.

What is a question, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 11, 2006, 08:40:17 PM
ask mr.webster.


Did you get a DS lite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2006, 07:30:00 AM
No, and I don't plan to. I like my regular DS just fine.

Why is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 12, 2006, 11:51:51 AM
The lite hurts your hands when you first play it.


Have you ever played Metal Gear Solid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 12, 2006, 01:17:59 PM
Unfortunatley no.

Why the heck does GiftedGirl hate Ditto?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 12, 2006, 04:43:39 PM
I dunno, I think he's pink! 

Who's Fluffy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 12, 2006, 04:54:28 PM
The little killer dog down the street.

Do you have a criminal record?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 12, 2006, 05:19:45 PM
Nope. For Great Justice.

Do you know the origin of what I just said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: G-Dawg on June 12, 2006, 09:24:26 PM
Could it be the Zero Wing Rhapsody?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 13, 2006, 10:10:57 AM
I dunno.

What is that???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 13, 2006, 01:58:19 PM
It's Engrish.

You an sir the a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 13, 2006, 03:54:05 PM
Yes.

What was your first post here about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 13, 2006, 04:12:24 PM
Mario and Bowser.  Gasp.  Big surprise.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 13, 2006, 06:35:45 PM
(It's been a while since I've last posted...)

That's Emily...we don't talk to her...

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 13, 2006, 06:50:15 PM
In my belly.

Where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 13, 2006, 07:12:20 PM
In a room.

What star in the sky do you most often look at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 13, 2006, 07:17:29 PM
the center of Orion's belt.


What is your favorite song?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 14, 2006, 06:31:09 AM
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers!

What's your favorite song?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 14, 2006, 06:41:51 AM
Please! I wasn't prepared for this test!

Have you ever took your bike off any sweet jumps?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 14, 2006, 04:21:24 PM
It's a shame I never learned to ride a bike.

What did you never learn to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 14, 2006, 04:23:12 PM
Ride a bike. Hey! Buddy! ^_^

Who's that knockin' on the door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 14, 2006, 04:48:57 PM
I see no door.

What made you think there was a door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 14, 2006, 04:52:21 PM
There are many doors.

Was I a bad cop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 14, 2006, 06:51:20 PM
Yes, Johnson, and we're all very disappointed in you!  *hits with a rolled up news paper*

Who would you like to thank tonight here at the Oscars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 15, 2006, 05:36:28 AM
I would like to thank... hey, wait! Why am I getting an Oscar? I don't deserve it! I haven't been in any movies!

Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald, anyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 15, 2006, 06:57:13 AM
No, I have Red and Blue.

Do you like it when people use color in their posts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 15, 2006, 07:17:17 AM
No. I'm colorblind.

What's a "qusestion"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 15, 2006, 08:59:00 AM
Similar to what Homsar is.

Where did Homsar came from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 15, 2006, 11:28:38 AM
The bowels of my kitchen sink.


Is Missingno cool to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 15, 2006, 12:44:46 PM
Kinda.

Are you alive or dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 15, 2006, 07:22:32 PM
Neither. I'm a human machine.

Say what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 15, 2006, 09:24:42 PM
What.

There I said it, are you happy?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2006, 10:35:48 AM
No, I'm sad.

Why am I sad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 12:42:18 PM
Because your muffins didn't rise in the oven.

Does a sunset taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 16, 2006, 01:28:54 PM
When it cools down first. If you try to eat it when it is still hot it will melt you. Other than that it tastes like lemon cookies.

Does a sunrise taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 02:34:18 PM
When it cools down first. If you try to eat it when it is still hot it will melt you. Other than that it tastes like lemon cookies with a dash of salt on top.

Do you know the Muffin Man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 16, 2006, 02:39:04 PM
He killed my father!!!!!


Do you think he is evil now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 02:46:59 PM
Well I really like his  muffins....

Do you think Humpty Dumpty commited suicide?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2006, 02:55:01 PM
Well, it was his idea to sit on the wall in the first place.

Why do fools fall in love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 02:59:43 PM
Because they are fooish.

Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 16, 2006, 03:01:26 PM
In your basement.  O_O

What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 16, 2006, 04:16:21 PM
*terrorists blow up house*

where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 04:20:25 PM
At your local library trying to find Carmen SanDiego.

Do you ever wish you had a bubble berry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2006, 04:55:38 PM
If you give me a Bubble Berry, i'll tell ya why they call me 'Bubble Plant'.

Can you stand on your head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 05:16:39 PM
You can't stand on your head because it doesn't have any feet.

Can you fall down the stairs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 16, 2006, 08:02:16 PM
Yes, if your house has them.

What can't you fall down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 16, 2006, 08:25:50 PM
Time.

What is the best way to scream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 17, 2006, 11:39:43 AM
Loudly.

Can you hear this (http://graphics.nytimes.com/packages/audio/nyregion/20060610_RINGTONE.mp3)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 17, 2006, 02:22:57 PM
I can't hear it, I'm blind.

Is it really the greatest song in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 17, 2006, 02:52:32 PM
No, it's a high-pitched screeching noise that (supposedly) only people under 20 can hear.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY?  (from #tmk)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 17, 2006, 04:46:45 PM
[darn], I don't know the answer because I've never been to #tmk.

Should I go to #tmk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 05:08:11 PM
nah,just a waste of time

Do i waste peoples time?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 17, 2006, 05:10:37 PM
Only on Tuesdays.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a granola bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 05:13:28 PM
How many the owl says so.

do you know who shot him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 17, 2006, 05:17:28 PM
The happy guy on the oatmeal boxes!

How do you know there is ink in every pen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 05:22:09 PM
I susck on the pen until ink comes out

Can you find the rabbit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 17, 2006, 05:40:26 PM
Only if the rabbit loves Trix cereal!

What if Ronald McDonald got killed by a drunk driver?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 06:08:25 PM
the burger king franchise would take over.

Can you think of a stupid question for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 17, 2006, 07:40:40 PM
No.

Can you think of a stupid answer for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 17, 2006, 07:42:27 PM
[answer witheld to prove The Chef wrong]

Can't you just think for yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 17, 2006, 08:14:45 PM
only when the power of spinach says so.

Who killed toad?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 17, 2006, 08:19:39 PM
Toad did.

Toad of Toad Hall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 07:52:03 AM
Where is Toad Hall?

Why did I answer with a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 10:26:29 AM
Because Frogfucious said so.

Why is the world so dusty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 12:44:01 PM
There aren't enough Dust Busters.

Why aren't there enough Dust Busters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 01:31:29 PM
Because cleaning is dull, that's why.

Why do dolphins have snouts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 02:52:21 PM
Because they can.

Why do birds fly south?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 03:06:06 PM
To see the scenery.

Why are blankets comfortable?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 18, 2006, 04:33:55 PM
Because they were told to be comfortable.

Should you really sign up now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 18, 2006, 05:57:57 PM
I already am.

When was the last time it rained where you live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 06:23:47 PM
When it was cloudy and rainy.

Since when was breakfast in the morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 07:01:52 PM
Since dinner was at night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? *gunned down*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 07:05:48 PM
He wanted to escape from inhumane treatment and slaughter.

Why is Robert so evil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 07:07:23 PM
I don't know, but he disgraced my real name by being that way.

Who is this evil Robert?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 07:29:56 PM
A creepy possesed doll that has threatened to kill its owners in the past.

Why am I so scared?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 18, 2006, 09:21:08 PM
Because of what you just said.

Woah!  Cake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 09:29:25 PM
Close!  Chocolate pie!

Why was Albert so smart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 18, 2006, 09:50:21 PM
I'm too lazy to see for myself. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_einstein#Notes)


Why am I so lazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 09:58:11 PM
Because anything that is solid has a hard time moving.

Why do some ghosts only appear in photographs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 19, 2006, 07:28:17 AM
Because there's something wrong with them that makes it so that to see 'em, you hafta take a picture.

Why am I eating Scooby Snax?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 19, 2006, 08:37:41 AM
I doubt you are at the time of this post.

Why would you even want to eat something for dogs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 10:22:19 AM
Perhaps our taste buds are more similar than we think.

Where's the love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kolorado on June 19, 2006, 10:49:15 AM
Well, it's not here...

Does god exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 19, 2006, 10:50:54 AM
Click here (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6379.0).

Is fairemaster back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 11:38:48 AM
Perhaps in a disguise. (Really)

It may not be particularly wise,
But it is a thrill to be in disguise.


How is this comeback possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 02:40:07 PM
He has multiple IP adresseseses?

Are you in disguise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 03:12:37 PM
who told you!

where's Jman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 03:14:59 PM
Where he is.

Should I make biscuits?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 03:22:48 PM
only if you give me some

whats the evil bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 04:47:37 PM
Read The Evil Bread to find out.

What are you supposed to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 05:08:21 PM
A 5'11" male living in the United States on the planet earth.

What in the world are you supposed to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 19, 2006, 05:17:08 PM
*looks down at costume*  I'm, uh... *clears throat* The Blue Toad... (-_-)'

Mint under pillow?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 05:19:08 PM
I would love a mint, but you better be out of my room by the time I want to go to bed!

Why does The Chef want to kill whales?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 06:15:33 PM
I never said I wanted to kill whales.

Why does fuzzy jump to conclusions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 06:19:21 PM
i don't know, why don't you go ask him/her?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 19, 2006, 06:31:55 PM
Good question.

Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 06:55:19 PM
Because you are supposed to stop at a red light.  (I am a boy)

Why would anyone want to eat a hotdog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 07:26:33 PM
because people are hypnotized by there fatning,arterty clogging goodness

do i even like hotdogs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 07:43:14 PM
Nobody likes hotdogs.

If you saw a ladybug would you say 'hello'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 08:01:01 AM
1.Ladybugs can't understand human language or even talk.
2.I like hotdogs.

How can parrots talk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2006, 09:50:46 AM
By expirience.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 20, 2006, 10:31:07 AM
You need a hearing aid.

What color is this text?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 10:47:04 AM
Breen.

Where's the food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on June 20, 2006, 10:52:53 AM
Where isn't the food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 20, 2006, 07:27:57 PM
In the stomachs of african people.

Can you help me find my lost shoe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 07:30:10 PM
Just look at your feet for goodness sake!

Why does everything have to be so hard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 20, 2006, 08:39:27 PM
Not everything's hard.

Why isn't everything easy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 21, 2006, 02:14:21 AM
you answered your own question,dummy.

what was my first word?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 21, 2006, 07:17:24 AM
Yeah

Couldn't you check your first post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 21, 2006, 07:23:58 AM
I don't have five seconds.

Why are you still here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2006, 09:35:54 AM
Because it's FUN.

Will you go here? (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Gonzo)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on June 21, 2006, 10:04:41 AM
Certainly not, linking creature!

A ferocious race, now extinct, has left behind relics of its once-powerful warrior culture. Who will go and claim this "ultimate power?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 11:31:14 AM
Not me.

Why are muppets so nice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 01:37:15 PM
It's in their contract.

Whhy is GiftedGirl so obsessed with muppets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 02:45:46 PM
Because she is nice.

Why is The Chef so non-understanding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 21, 2006, 03:03:10 PM
Because you're an enviromentalist and he's not.

Seriously, where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 03:06:35 PM
On a living creature.

Where is the love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 04:14:19 PM
I already asked that.

Where is my dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 21, 2006, 04:54:50 PM
Urp. Sorry.

Will I die eventually?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 06:21:03 PM
Everything must die eventually.

Have you read Charolette's Web?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2006, 06:25:03 PM
No, but I had the tape...

Why did Suffix call me a linking creature???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 21, 2006, 06:34:16 PM
Because, now adays, to be called a linking creature is a high compliment.

What ever happened to the Muppets any way???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 06:35:17 PM
Did anything happen to them?

What do you see when you look in the mirror?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2006, 06:40:44 PM
I see a very pretty brunette who just happens to be obsessed with the Muppets(Gonzo in particular).

I think Gonzo is good-looking. Why am I so into him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 21, 2006, 07:45:04 PM
It's the nose! Chicks dig the nose!

How big is my brain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 09:07:34 PM
Try playing Big Brain Academy to find out.

Where can I get a lift?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 22, 2006, 03:12:19 AM
World 2-3.(I think)


Do you know what game I am talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 08:21:00 AM
A Mario game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 22, 2006, 08:55:06 AM
Yep.

Where can I find a parking space?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 22, 2006, 09:07:21 AM
In a parking lot.

What if it's full?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 10:54:51 AM
Park on the curb.

What would the Fungi Forums look like if we all got sucked inside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 22, 2006, 11:21:32 AM
A weird gray and black retro Mario castle and world of...yeah.

What is your favorite classic Disney movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 22, 2006, 11:56:39 AM
That's not really a stupid question, but I like Alice in Wonderland.


What the heck is this?!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 22, 2006, 02:10:47 PM
A post.

What about you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 02:13:08 PM
I enjoy baking every once and again...

Who would win in a fight ~ Gonzo or the Swedish chef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 22, 2006, 02:18:49 PM
Oscar the Grouch is the greatest mupet in existance, so he would win.

Homsar or chicken nuggets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 02:26:35 PM
Homsar is too cute to lose.

Will you go get my Chinese food for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 22, 2006, 03:05:19 PM
No.  I don't know where you live.

What blade of grass is the greenest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 22, 2006, 03:18:29 PM
That one.  *points*

What's that one guy's name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 22, 2006, 03:40:50 PM
I think it was Guy actually.

What door is the correct one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 05:12:54 PM
There's only one way to find out *opens all doors*

Which one of you is the mailman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 05:49:39 PM
Not me! I'm not a man!

Wanna pet my guinea pig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 06:02:08 PM
Is it vaccined
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2006, 06:03:34 PM
You don't vaccinate guinea pigs.

Still wanna?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 06:21:00 PM
Is it vaccined?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 22, 2006, 08:39:33 PM
You don't vaccinate guinea pigs.
She's right.

Why don't you just pet her guniea pig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 22, 2006, 09:35:39 PM
I will. 

Why are donkeys so stubborn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 12:11:47 PM
Because they envy the one in Shrek.

DK or Bowser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 23, 2006, 02:35:56 PM
I'll have DK,only if he is vaccined

do you own a bike?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 23, 2006, 03:21:03 PM
Yes, yes I do.

What would the Dancing Brothers do in a situation like this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 03:29:13 PM
Dance the night away.

What would you do it you say a cloud in the shape of a clown?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 23, 2006, 03:38:06 PM
Wonder what I just said.

Have you found the secret page?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 03:42:03 PM
No way.  That is impossible.  I don't even know how.

Have you ever seen an old lady driving crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 04:42:57 PM
Nah.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 05:09:57 PM
I doubt it.

When will that creepy person on your block move away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 23, 2006, 06:01:04 PM
When a black hole sucks him up, I guess.

I can't think of a question. Could you help me out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 07:07:00 PM
OK.

Why is SushieBoy obsessed with vaccines?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 07:53:58 PM
Because he has to get one everday.

When will a flower grow in cement?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 23, 2006, 07:58:44 PM
When Mario goes on a diet.

What is the difference between a doe and a deer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 23, 2006, 08:01:05 PM
A deer is your generic, everyday deer. It can be male or female. Does are girl deer.

Will you dance in the rain with me? *acts cute*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 23, 2006, 08:15:02 PM
Sure, water doesn't bother me, and... *gets really red* I've got nothing against you.

do you have anything against me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 08:32:26 PM
Mmmmmm... not really....

Where is my phone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 24, 2006, 01:04:13 AM
Yonder.

Where is yonder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 24, 2006, 07:25:15 AM
Not here.

Have you listened to WTMK before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 24, 2006, 08:39:37 AM
*trys to listen to internet radio* Stupid outdated computer!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 08:41:19 AM
As much as a wood chuck could.

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 24, 2006, 09:18:04 AM
None; he hates pickles.

Why is Marry Poppins so perfect?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 24, 2006, 09:24:46 AM
She's a fictional nanny.

What is my favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on June 24, 2006, 12:21:40 PM
Red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 01:00:03 PM
Incorrect. It was Puce.

Are you here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 24, 2006, 05:04:33 PM
Where else would I be, dude?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 09:57:48 PM
Somewhere.

Is the truth out there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 24, 2006, 11:28:43 PM
no,it's in here.

Why,I can't solve this crime!Can you? *points at camera*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on June 25, 2006, 05:13:39 AM
Cameras by themselves can't solve crimes.

What was the last thing you did before you made this post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 09:31:38 AM
Respond to another post.

Where is the carwash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 25, 2006, 10:38:54 AM
Down the street a ways.

What is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 11:28:28 AM
Letters that are falling over, probably from the blowing of the big bad wolf.

What is the correct way to pour pancake batter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 25, 2006, 11:40:18 AM
57.

What's 8 + G ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 02:06:43 PM
Bg.

Where would you go to find a yellow bellied singerfly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 25, 2006, 06:27:13 PM
To wherever those things live.

Did you hear something?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 07:32:36 PM
Well of course.  I do have ears you know.

Have you by chance seen a murderer in a clown suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 25, 2006, 11:48:12 PM
no,But I saw a guy murder a clown suit..

This is not a clue,or is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 26, 2006, 10:22:54 AM
No.

Yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 26, 2006, 08:59:20 PM
mabye the police knows something.

So MaxVance thinks that cameras themselves can't solve crimes huh?*places a hidden camera*And I record a man killing a moms daughter.So thet mother sues the man.theres no evidence so I bring up my tape.Which sends the man to jail.Is this true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 27, 2006, 09:34:34 AM
I dunno.

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2006, 10:48:30 AM
That. *points*

You like Pooh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 27, 2006, 02:01:59 PM
I did when I was a wee lad.

Anyone want to buy a dinosaur?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2006, 07:04:15 PM
Rats, I don't have any money!

Will you accept drawings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2006, 05:43:49 PM
I MUST SAVE THIS THREAD!!!

Can you picture that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 03, 2006, 06:01:46 PM
I can't picture anything. My brain hurts.

I miss the "A Mario Story Thread: You add one sentence to the tale thread." Would you revive it for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 03, 2006, 06:09:26 PM
I can't find it. Maybe I should make a new one.

Is that a good idea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2006, 06:13:08 PM
NO!

Do you watch Band of Brothers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 03, 2006, 06:18:32 PM
what the poundcake is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2006, 06:37:33 PM
War movies. *blech!*

Seriously, can you picture that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 04, 2006, 04:03:12 AM
That is a word that both begins and ends in 'T', and also contains 'H' and 'A'.

What the Dukar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 04, 2006, 11:08:24 AM
Where the dukar did he go?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 04, 2006, 11:20:11 AM
I dunno. Ask him. *points to a Muppet*

Do you wanna know how much my feet stink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 04, 2006, 11:21:03 AM
Not really.

Are you Insane?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 04, 2006, 11:56:31 AM
how do you want me to know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 04, 2006, 01:49:04 PM
By finding out.

What did you want to know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 04, 2006, 06:57:57 PM
I wanted to know how to get free Muppet movies.

Do you wish I would just shut up about the Muppets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on July 04, 2006, 07:01:09 PM
No. Not really.

What did the baby say to the sticky note?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 04, 2006, 07:53:56 PM
"I'm stuck on you?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 04, 2006, 08:42:12 PM
You're not stuck on me, that's for sure!

Have you seen any fireworks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on July 04, 2006, 11:42:47 PM
Well yes, not to long ago.  There were even people lighting fireworks on the grass and one mother let her child hold one. (Who are these people!)

What is the correct way to make a grilled cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2006, 09:25:20 AM
Put a piece of cheese on the grill.

Whst's the correct way to hold a guinea pig?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on July 05, 2006, 11:04:09 AM
With your feet.

Where is the closest place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 12:09:00 PM
the place that is the closest.

what's my password?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2006, 03:45:46 PM
How should I know?! It's not my password!

Wanna talk about Muppets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 05, 2006, 04:03:33 PM
Very well.

What's your opinion on Miss Piggy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2006, 05:34:21 PM
She's full of herself. *dodges a karate chop*

Wanna cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 06:09:32 PM
well, shure.

Is that cookie gonna blow up?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 05, 2006, 06:10:59 PM
No.

Do you have any siblings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 06:14:33 PM
yes.

how many?, guess!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2006, 06:56:47 PM
2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 09:27:34 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! wrong! guess again!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 05, 2006, 09:32:49 PM
5641864894894894?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2006, 09:37:06 PM
pfft.

what is that red thing at the top right corner of my screen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 05, 2006, 09:38:25 PM
blood.


Why does everyone want to burn me and the flag?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 05, 2006, 11:17:25 PM
Well, you are highly flammable...

but is that any excuse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 06, 2006, 12:32:25 AM
Well, it could be..

Is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 06, 2006, 01:22:22 AM
No.

Burn you?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 06, 2006, 01:35:04 PM
Nooooooo! *hides*

Where am I hiding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 06, 2006, 03:31:23 PM
Not here, that's for sure.

Do you like ice cream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 06, 2006, 04:34:25 PM
only if it's on a cone.

what's the diffrence between funky and chunky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on July 06, 2006, 05:10:42 PM
Funky
Chunky

The difference is one letter. Duh!

  Why can't I think of a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 06, 2006, 07:22:44 PM
You're not thinking hard enough.

Can you think harder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 06, 2006, 11:08:18 PM
Yes.
Funky
Chunky

The difference is one letter. Duh!

  Why can't I think of a question?

Do you see something incorrect in this post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 07, 2006, 12:09:21 AM
no

can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 07, 2006, 09:20:38 AM
Yes.

Is Ch one letter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on July 07, 2006, 10:14:38 AM


Is Ch one letter?

I was talking bout the first letter not the 1st and 2nd letter.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 07, 2006, 05:01:59 PM
You didn't ask a question.

When did you first get a computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fuzzy on July 07, 2006, 05:17:28 PM
When I was a little kid in 1st grade!

What was the first computer game you played?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 07, 2006, 06:46:01 PM
Uhhhhhhhhhhh, I think pipe dream.

why did mario's hat explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 07, 2006, 06:55:53 PM
His hat explodes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 07, 2006, 08:27:27 PM
It was the patented Bob-omb Hat. It allows him to blow stuff up at the cost of some Life Energy.

Why did Mario's Hat run away?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 07, 2006, 09:14:06 PM
his hair was filled with lice.

does V8 juice contain gasoline?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 08, 2006, 05:45:28 AM
No, but I wouldn't pour it in a gas tank.

Do you like sugar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 08, 2006, 07:40:41 AM
With Coffee!

what would you do If you had control of Nintendo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2006, 10:03:16 AM
I would make games based off all my wacky ideas.

Would you like to join the Beaker Protection Society? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/35957848/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 08, 2006, 10:05:36 AM
No, and in fact that Is hte worst thing I have ever seen in my life.

Why did I post here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 08, 2006, 01:00:41 PM
Because you love this topic.

Can you name this quote?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 08, 2006, 05:16:44 PM
No.

Can you answer this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 08, 2006, 09:37:09 PM
Yes. I just did. Right now.

Wasn't that a really stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 09, 2006, 12:56:12 AM
not really

Can you introdouce me to the sasquach? I like his style.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 09, 2006, 10:42:20 AM
I don't know Sasquatch, so I can't.

What's up with that? (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/24887033/)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 10, 2006, 12:51:33 PM
Whatever that was, it just scared me away from deviantART forever.

How come it took so long for somebody to come up with an answer for that question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 10, 2006, 02:53:31 PM
Because it scared the pants off of you.

Are you sure you didn't just forget to put 'em on again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 10, 2006, 07:04:46 PM
*checks* Uh-oh.

Why is Mario always going around riding Yoshi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 10, 2006, 08:20:00 PM
He doesn't have car insurance.

Why doea Peach wear more makeup than Daisy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 10, 2006, 10:26:02 PM
Because Daisy gave up on comparing herself to Peach. (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/images/mailbag/20050130_bellies.jpg)

Did you read the new mailbag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on July 11, 2006, 12:43:05 AM
"No me gusta ESTE... Y no me gusta esto." (honestly, GIftedGirl, there are better and less "redirecting" ways to advertise stuff.)

And now, for my final trick, I shall need one volunteer from the audience...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2006, 07:47:43 AM
Me! Me! Me! (Honestly, that isn't my picture. BTW, what are these ways?)

Good grief, the comedian's a bear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Shinji Ikari on July 13, 2006, 05:22:59 AM
It's because the real one has lukemia.

Why is Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis Evangelion so hot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 13, 2006, 07:17:47 PM
WHO?!!?!?!???!???!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 14, 2006, 12:25:22 PM
Somebody, I guess.

What was the last thing you ate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 14, 2006, 12:28:59 PM
popcorn.

Got Milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 14, 2006, 02:03:08 PM
Yes, but not with me.

What's baby food taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 14, 2006, 02:05:07 PM
I can't remember waht I had to eat 14 years ago!

Minvan races Mario, DK, and Toad, who wins?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2006, 08:19:16 AM
Minvan, I guess.

How would you like to take a flying leap into a sausage factory?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 16, 2006, 12:17:49 PM
That would be fine as long as I didn't end up in the sausage grinder.

What is sausage made from, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 16, 2006, 02:16:43 PM
Meatman's Sausage Vision.

Who is Meatman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on July 16, 2006, 02:20:11 PM
A close relative of Meatwad.

O rly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 16, 2006, 05:07:17 PM
Yes indeed.

Whose turn was it to bring the donuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 16, 2006, 10:27:35 PM
the shop was closed today.

How's my Driving?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 17, 2006, 03:19:45 PM
I don't know, since I've never seen you drive.

What's the difference between sushi and sushie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 17, 2006, 11:11:04 PM
One letter, Duh!

will you get a wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 18, 2006, 06:10:48 PM
Yes. At least, I think so.

What was the first game system you bought? (Portable ones count too.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 18, 2006, 11:37:22 PM
N64 (The SNES was doesn't count cause i didn't buy it.)

does it count?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 19, 2006, 09:16:35 AM
Ummm... Don't ask me!

What's for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 19, 2006, 09:24:55 AM
Ummm... Don't ask me!

will you get a wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 19, 2006, 09:43:04 AM
Probably.

Will you fix me some cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on July 19, 2006, 10:19:39 AM
Sorry, last time I tried that, My CD drive was covered in chocolate and dough for a month.


?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 19, 2006, 11:28:52 AM
???????????????????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 19, 2006, 11:36:21 AM
!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 19, 2006, 04:12:43 PM
Code: [Select]
[quote][td][email][/email][/td][/quote]?????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2006, 09:30:12 AM
----! --!! .... !

............ ??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 20, 2006, 10:22:22 AM
|@_@|

What does "lolol" mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 20, 2006, 10:37:32 AM
It means "Laughing Out Loud On Lugia".

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 20, 2006, 11:31:35 AM
Get those earplugs off!

who threw the garbage on the neighbors lawn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 21, 2006, 06:50:26 AM
Lenny.

Why is the chicken crossing the river instead of the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 21, 2006, 11:03:06 AM
It's trying to learn how to swim. Dur.

???????? ?? ???? /?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 21, 2006, 11:45:32 AM
AAAAAAAA AAAAAA A

AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 21, 2006, 11:48:16 AM
Not that crap again!!! *chases away the A's*

What do you get when you cross a chicken, a turkey and a duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 21, 2006, 01:15:23 PM
Something tasty, no doubt.

What time is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 21, 2006, 05:49:29 PM
7:49 PM.

What is this man doing???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 21, 2006, 11:15:50 PM
nothing...

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GammaGal on July 22, 2006, 12:35:48 AM
.... His/her/it/whatever's lawer.

Do you have a spare squirrel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 22, 2006, 12:45:27 AM
Shure, let me go get one.

does this outfit make me look fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GammaGal on July 22, 2006, 01:39:33 AM
No, but that hat does.

Does my eye color go better with dogs or cats?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 22, 2006, 12:20:53 PM
I don't know, I haven't seen your eyes.

What is that???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 23, 2006, 12:41:47 AM
i cant't make it out, there's to much rain on the windshield.

Jeepers Creepers, where you get those peepers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 23, 2006, 08:50:28 AM
O_O_O

^ Can someone explain what this is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 23, 2006, 08:57:18 AM
A typo.

What time is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 23, 2006, 09:00:35 AM
10:59... hey, this was asked before!

What do you get when you cross a guinea pig with a dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 23, 2006, 12:22:52 PM
A german shepard!

Alright! Where's the money!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 23, 2006, 03:54:14 PM
I swear I don't have any!

What are the chances of me turning into a superheroine and busting this guy's butt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 23, 2006, 05:00:29 PM
If you want to beat him up and want to be a hero, it would depend on how often you go to the gym or get incidental workouts as part of your job or housework. While everyone has a given amount of strength, the rest can only be added on by hard work.

I guess I'm supposed to ask a relatively stupid question now, so I'll use the one my seventh grade health teacher asked the class way back in August 1999: If you throw a cat out the window, does it become kitty litter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 23, 2006, 07:52:43 PM
.......... That's a good question.

If a frog and a pig married, would they have bouncing baby figs or progs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 24, 2006, 12:22:05 AM
We'll just have to wait and see.

why is that table turned upside down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 24, 2006, 12:23:36 AM
The last time I turned a table upside down was to collapse it (it was a card table). I would say that is the most likely cause.

On behalf of my friend Ryan I ask this: Do you drive a Dodge Stratus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 24, 2006, 08:53:15 AM
I don't drive period.

What is that blob thing???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 24, 2006, 05:53:08 PM
it's bloo!

who is Bloo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2006, 08:34:11 AM
I have no cloo.

What are you doing???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 25, 2006, 12:34:41 PM
Oh, you know... I dunno.

How can Pom Pom be such an awesome ninja when he's basically a giant balloon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 25, 2006, 01:19:10 PM
Well, I'm not really sure what a ninja is. All I know is that Ninja Turtles is a cartoon that I was majorly confused by as a kid--I saw it a grand total of two times and didn't like it--never made sense to me. I think ninjas fight? But I'm not sure how.

But as for Pom Pom, I'm assuming she's a cheerleader who has no other name. And if you call her a giant balloon, I'm going to say she's a fat cheerleader. And if ninja and turtle go together, maybe she's one of them, since turtles usually aren't skinny like most cheerleaders.

So I leave you with this analogy question...fill  in the blank:

Rob : Bob :: Robert : _______
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 01:57:03 PM
uhhhhhhh, Tommy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 25, 2006, 03:06:44 PM
No, Bobert!

If train B is traveling at nine and a half miles per hour, while train J 3/4 is traveling at 9,000 mpw, and you began to read this question on the SATs, would you cry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 03:18:39 PM
of course not! Theres just something in my eye, stupid thing won't come out!

could ya check?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 09:27:50 AM
Check for what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:11:58 PM
Uh, I'll explain later! *explodes*

Has toad ever exploded?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:26:36 PM
No, of course not. *Toad explodes* YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT!!!

Or were you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:28:48 PM
were me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:34:05 PM
I guess, I dunno.

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights, it's time to...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:35:49 PM
Watch the Muppet show on DVD?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:38:51 PM
YES!

What if someone combined Wartortle and Yoshi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:41:47 PM
It would be a Wartoshi!

Where is teh missing letter universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 02:49:06 PM
Somewhere to the left of the Universe of Opposite Genders. :O

^^^ Why would I even think of such a thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 26, 2006, 02:54:41 PM
you're Crazy!

Am I crzy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 04:12:51 PM
No, you're crazy.

Why does Topaz(a character I made up) constantly have duct tape over her mouth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 26, 2006, 04:43:40 PM
She swears a lot. (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=9605.msg439897#msg439897)

Have you ever been on a boat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 26, 2006, 04:57:57 PM
Yes, a paddleboat called "The Belle of Louisville".

---, --- --- --------- -- --?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 26, 2006, 06:15:39 PM
A AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAA AAAAA.

AAA AAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAA?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 26, 2006, 06:17:11 PM
.....

B?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 26, 2006, 06:18:23 PM
X.

Y?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark_Shark on July 26, 2006, 06:31:25 PM
@

I R Baboon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 27, 2006, 09:38:30 AM
I hope not.

Why do I keep sticking duct tape on my mouth for no reason?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 27, 2006, 11:47:11 AM
You like the feeling as it's being peeled off.

do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 28, 2006, 12:07:15 AM
I would like it if for some reason I had a wart there. I heard duct tape works well on warts! Thankfully I don't have them on my mouth, or anywhere, for that matter. (Knock on wood, probably after saying that I'll wake up with warts all over my foot or something)

So now I have to ask another stupid question, I guess.

If you get a haircut, will you still have a ponytail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on July 28, 2006, 08:13:27 AM
I'd have a unicorn tail.

Do you think that guy really was Error?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2006, 09:27:45 AM
Who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 28, 2006, 11:13:04 AM
That guy.

Who is that guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 28, 2006, 12:45:12 PM
I dunno, I've never seen him before.

Has the Bigg Stik become a running gag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark_Shark on July 28, 2006, 12:50:28 PM
Maybe.

Do flies fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 28, 2006, 03:24:56 PM
Yes.

Do birds bird?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 28, 2006, 03:51:03 PM
Ask Bird Person.

Can birds eat lizards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 29, 2006, 07:08:54 AM
I've heard of lizards eating birds, is that good enough?

...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Dark_Shark on July 29, 2006, 08:48:47 AM
...!

Are boots shoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 29, 2006, 10:35:52 AM
Yes.

What happened?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on July 29, 2006, 11:29:53 AM
That's a stupid question.

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 29, 2006, 02:16:03 PM
that was an even stupider question

Do you belive in the missing letter universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 29, 2006, 04:48:06 PM
Ys.

Whre is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 29, 2006, 07:42:04 PM
Beside SMBM's Final Destination stage, If you can get knocked off far enough you'll get sucked into a black hole, and land on the missiing letter universe!

Could ya get there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 29, 2006, 11:53:22 PM
If you're referring to a black hole, I'd assume it would be possible. You'd just need a pretty good spacecraft. Once you get within distance, there is no way out. And you'll never be the same, trust me. (I had a book on black holes when I was in elementary school, I think it was called "Journey into a Black Hole" and was a paperback in a series that I think was called "Let's Read and Find Out". I was really into astronomy as a kid, always reading books on the topic. I met an astronaut once and also went to Kennedy Space Center, plus I would make regular trips to the local planetarium to catch a show. Today I must admit the planetarium is a great make out spot, since it's dark and cozy, plus the shows are usually really pretty.)

So I propose the next dumb question: If you make out in a planetarium, is it love under the stars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 12:17:52 AM
not really

Why do you always have to make your answers sooo long?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 30, 2006, 12:44:59 AM
Considering this is directed at me, I'll answer it, probably with a lenghty response as well.

I love to write. When I get in at night and can't sleep, I write. I've written tons of short stories and have a novel (which probably needs a bit of refinement) as well. There is also a volume I wrote about a ficticious baseball team that I've worked on since 1999! I've always liked to write stories, ever since I was in kindergarten and wrote my first book.

You are not the first to say I write too much. I've always had a knack of writing more than what is required. I think it's because I care more about detail than the main idea sometimes and will go out of my way to make sure things are supported. This is true in everything for me, not just writing. When I first learned how to steal a base, the first thing I was concerned about was how to place my feet to slide. This was before the actual concept of "when you should run" was explained to me. It's even worse in video games! When I first got Mario Kart 64, the very first thing I did was read the manual, and I gravitated right to the section on items, not even looking at what button I'd need to press to make the kart accelerate, jump, or fire the turtle shell. Most people who have learned that game, at least from what they've told me, cared more about the general idea of "how do I make it go" before they cared about the speed effects of the mushrooms or something like that.

I just realized I made a mistake. In this topic I was supposed to give a stupid answer to the question that doesn't explain things correctly like mine did. In that case, I will say the stupid reason for my long posts is that I am addicted to typing and can't live without it.

So that brings me to a question. Are you addicted to anything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on July 30, 2006, 11:29:32 AM
I'm addicted to these forums, of course!

Are you in love with the voices in your head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 05:47:39 PM
No, I'm in love with Gonzo. ... What?!

Did you leave 'em in your other pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 30, 2006, 06:46:15 PM
No.

Is your brain gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 06:47:26 PM
*checks* nope

What should be SushieBoy's weapon (Chopsticks, mabye?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on July 30, 2006, 06:50:49 PM
The Master Sword and Ultra Hammer (both made of chopsticks).

Are we there yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 06:54:16 PM
We get there when we get there!

Now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on July 30, 2006, 06:55:42 PM
No.

What about now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 07:44:11 PM
Are we there yet?
We get there when we get there!

A perfect quoting of a scene in The Incredibles.

To answer the question, these things take time, honey.

Urgh! What is this thing at the bottom of my post?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 07:47:16 PM
a sig

what's your antidrug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 07:50:08 PM
Art, culture, Pokemon and Gonzo. *hugs Gonzo plushie*

You wanna go bouncin' with me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 30, 2006, 07:56:00 PM
Okay. *both bounce off into the sunset*

Who did sonic lose his lung?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2006, 08:02:27 PM
HE DIDN'T. SONIC IS IN MY TOP SIX. PEOPLE AND MEMBERS OF OTHER SPECIES ARE PROTECTED FROM LOSING ORGANS IF THEY ARE IN MY TOP SIX.

Have you ever seen the grass so green or a bluer sky?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 31, 2006, 03:41:56 PM
I am almost 100% positive that line is from Mary Poppins. But I see a good clear sky and a green lawn right after a few days of heavy rain once everything has cleared out.

So here's my stupid question: Is it really true that a spoonfull of sugar will help medicine go down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 31, 2006, 03:45:25 PM
In the most delightful way! (BTW, that line was from Mary Poppins, you're so smart. ^_^)

Does feeding the birds really give you fat birds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on July 31, 2006, 08:43:58 PM
Not unless you tuppence a bag.

I'm going to keep this going. Should I go fly a kite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 31, 2006, 09:42:38 PM
not in a storm no.

Who long would it take a cow to deliver a pizza?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 01, 2006, 08:31:57 AM
The cow doesn't want to leave her grassy area. And yes, it's a her, I checked. o_O

o_O?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 01, 2006, 11:48:36 AM
0_o!

Who is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 01, 2006, 02:06:36 PM
It's me!

Please, may I come in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 01, 2006, 03:20:03 PM
No. Quit asking.

Does this mean it's over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 01, 2006, 04:22:27 PM
It's not over till' it's over!

Do you like applesause?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on August 01, 2006, 05:44:58 PM
No, I perfer apple juice.

How about maple syurp (imported)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 01, 2006, 07:29:07 PM
no.

do you like cheesecake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 01, 2006, 07:55:10 PM
No chesse, please.

Do you have any hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 02, 2006, 07:45:22 AM
Yes. *pulls one out to show* Here's one.

What is that?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 02, 2006, 12:05:02 PM
An SB bar!

how yummy is the SB bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 02, 2006, 01:35:35 PM
About as yummy as pepperoni, chocolate, and wood are mixed together.

What qualifies this shampoo as "anti-residue formula?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 03, 2006, 06:15:08 PM
The fact that it's completely empty.

What's that thing on your head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 03, 2006, 06:19:21 PM
Five long spikes.

Do you pay too much for car insurance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 03, 2006, 07:09:44 PM
I don't even own a car.

Pardon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on August 03, 2006, 09:44:29 PM
I'm begging yours.

If storm out onto the field and pop the first base out of the field, does it count as a stolen base? (Pittsburgh Pirates fans, do you remember when former manager Lloyd McClendon did this while arguing at an umpire? He threw it into the dugout!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2006, 07:59:34 AM
I don't really know anything about baseball. ^^;

Why do I feel the need to draw shiny hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thingy on August 06, 2006, 09:08:14 AM
because you do

why do i stink wores then you
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on August 06, 2006, 09:51:16 AM
Not sure what the crap you just said.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck couldn't chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 06, 2006, 10:07:11 AM
None.

What is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 07, 2006, 02:30:28 PM
It's you.

What's 1+0?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 07, 2006, 01:49:36 PM
67.

Do you have a speshal ability?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on August 07, 2006, 10:17:24 PM
Well, it might not be that great, but I have the ability to see that "speshal" is spelled wrong and should be "special". As for a real ability, I think being a switch-hitter would qualify. I worked a ton on that back when I decided to learn how to hit from both sides of the plate. I was the only one on the team and I know there aren't that many in MLB, so I feel sort of special there.

How many miles is it from London to Pittsburgh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wii on August 08, 2006, 04:08:03 AM
-1.2547454 inches
How high is the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 08, 2006, 02:53:14 PM
A bazillion Roselias tall.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a kangaroo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on August 09, 2006, 09:59:50 PM
Given I'm fresh off a summer biology class I should know a bit about mutations, but we never talked about this possibility. I'd imagine maybe a winged marsupial who laid eggs but stored youth in a pouch.

Since I take chemistry this fall, I'll make my question a chem one. Has anyone else ever confused Phenol Red with Kool-Aid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on August 09, 2006, 11:39:32 PM
Eurgh, I hope not.

Are you thirsty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 09, 2006, 11:56:21 PM
Why yes!! *holds up a cup*

So, what are you in for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 10, 2006, 07:46:43 AM
I'm in for Grand Theft Auto. Not the crime, the video game.

Will Mario ever shave off his mustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wii on August 10, 2006, 10:00:13 AM
As soon as Yoshi does
Is everyone here a idiot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on August 10, 2006, 10:15:00 AM
Not really, but there are one or two members who can't say "I'm wrong."

Can you guess who that is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Wii on August 10, 2006, 10:24:55 AM
Me?
Why?


btw, if one or two members can't say you're wrong, everyone else can so almost everyone says everyone is an idiot.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 11, 2006, 12:10:33 PM
Because he can.

Billy, if Bob has two apples and Sarah has one, who many apples do they have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 12, 2006, 01:51:44 PM
They would have enough to solve world hunger.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the baldest of them all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 12, 2006, 02:37:13 PM
KERMIT THE FROG. :)

Why does the ocean roar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on August 13, 2006, 12:28:04 AM
Same thing it was last time... 9_9

How should I take on Rayquaza?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 13, 2006, 08:31:56 AM
I dunno... tickle him/her/it?

Why did I humanize Kirby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on August 13, 2006, 06:19:10 PM
About 8:20.

Why is he so pale?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on August 13, 2006, 06:21:01 PM
Because he is a vampire. =O

Who is this so-called 'vampire'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 13, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
It's me!

Sure, it looks cool, but is it enough to stop Godzilla!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 15, 2006, 03:47:25 PM
Mewtwo can stop anything. ;D

Would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 16, 2006, 11:12:04 AM
It depends: what didn't you do?

Seriously, what didn't you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 18, 2006, 04:51:38 PM
My homework. XD XD XD XD XD XD I love that joke!

What are you doing, you?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on August 19, 2006, 10:54:17 AM
Reading this post.

Are you thinking of a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 19, 2006, 12:53:46 PM
Thinking isn't cool.

Why is this game so popular?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 19, 2006, 04:13:24 PM
Zoot: You don't ask that question, man! Everyone just knows!

Why did I get Zoot to answer that question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on August 19, 2006, 06:51:05 PM
Because you couldn't think of an answer.

Will you get Zoot to think of a question for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 19, 2006, 07:47:29 PM
I don't know who Zoot is, so no.

Is this the question or the answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on August 20, 2006, 07:59:14 AM
It's the question.

What if the question were the answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 20, 2006, 09:22:46 PM
All life as we know it would cease to exsist.

If Billy has 7 apples and Jill wants 9, why would Billy be carrying 7 apples in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 21, 2006, 03:53:15 PM
He was gonna eat 'em!

What is that thing on my foot?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 23, 2006, 08:53:08 AM
It's a bunion.

Only who can stop forest fires?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 23, 2006, 04:29:34 PM
STOP!!! You're giving me bad memories!

I know a great spot to play PoohSticks at. Does anyone wanna play?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on August 23, 2006, 05:29:08 PM
PoohSticks? WTD?
EDIT: Oh. In that case, no.

Why won't my bonsai grow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 23, 2006, 09:12:32 PM
It's because it's a counterfeit Bonsai tree.

Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 26, 2006, 02:57:55 PM
Because, because, because, because, becaaaauuuuuuuse! Because of the wonderful things he does! We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! XD

Why did I draw a picture of Floyd(info) (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Floyd_Pepper) and Janice(info) (http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/Janice) getting married?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 01, 2006, 09:01:37 PM
Because you were bored.

What is the last game you played?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 03, 2006, 01:18:11 PM
TIGGER'S HONEY HUNT. XD

Why won't I shut up about Tigger's Honey Hunt?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on September 03, 2006, 03:50:51 PM
Because when you select something to be an obsession, you don't give up (to the dismay of all others).

Which isn't to say that others are completely dissimiar-- what's a game that may cause instant obsession?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobman37 on September 03, 2006, 10:50:44 PM
Final Fantasy or Pokemon, perhaps.

Why is there a spell check on the forums... that doesn't work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 04, 2006, 02:50:33 PM
... I dunno, I wasn't listening.

What should I eat for supper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 06, 2006, 05:46:05 AM
Something edible.

What's in your hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 06, 2006, 04:25:29 PM
It's... a... SPIDER!!! AHH GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!! XO XO XO

Do you even know who Dave Goelz is?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 07, 2006, 02:14:11 PM
Of course!...yeah...kind of...possibly...not really...no (a muppeteer for the Muppets)

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 07, 2006, 04:35:56 PM
GHOSTY BEASTY THING! XO

Should I buy this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 07, 2006, 06:10:09 PM
If you can afford it and wold use it, then yes.

:S?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 08, 2006, 02:22:49 PM
:/

Eh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 08, 2006, 04:34:37 PM
You must be from Canada.

Buh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 08, 2006, 07:00:22 PM
It depends on the weather.

Are you talkin' to me? I said, are you talkin' to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on September 08, 2006, 07:14:40 PM
Nah.

How am I funny? Like a clown? Do I amuse you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 09, 2006, 02:25:15 PM
The Fairly Oddparents......not anymore

Puscetti?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 09, 2006, 03:23:50 PM
o_O

What's this thing on the bottom of my shoe?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 09, 2006, 04:42:12 PM
A spider.

--()>?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 09, 2006, 06:02:29 PM
Well, um, it's kinda a long story. You see... er... *Points behind MaxVance* Look! Behind you! *MaxVance looks behind himself. Robert runs.*

What do you get when you combine Super Mario and Grand Theft Auto?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 09, 2006, 06:29:30 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv455%2Fmariofan7%2FMushy.png&hash=8408b232b2fbeaaa1cb872423e84904a)

What was behind me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on September 10, 2006, 09:54:36 AM
Teh Giant Enemy Crab!

Should you attack it's weak point for massive damage?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 10, 2006, 03:25:43 PM
Yes! Most definitely!

Where does your lap go when you stand up?(Impressive, aren't I?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 10, 2006, 03:45:17 PM
It stays on your legs.

What's on your legs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 10, 2006, 07:11:27 PM
......

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 11, 2006, 03:24:08 PM
Because.

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 11, 2006, 03:53:59 PM
Maybe.

What did you do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 13, 2006, 05:31:19 PM
I... guess...

Hey, have you done anything cool and creepy lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 13, 2006, 06:15:10 PM
Maybe.

Have YOU used your brain today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on September 13, 2006, 08:26:03 PM
Yes, and the game demo told me that I have the brain of Michelangelo.

Should I get World of Warcraft, just so I can make a Mario character?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on September 14, 2006, 03:44:02 PM
No, there's already a Mario character. (http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/games/wow)

What have you done today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 15, 2006, 03:07:34 PM
I ate some plants.

What's the submarine over there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 15, 2006, 04:25:42 PM
It's a busy.

"I say there, monstrosity, do you know the times?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 17, 2006, 03:35:06 PM
I do not wish to discuss the topic in... present company. *shudders*

Do you have anything to stop an earache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 18, 2006, 07:26:26 PM
Sorry, no :(.

Can your calculater talk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on September 18, 2006, 07:29:38 PM
Yes, and it has a spell checker, too.

Do you know of a good Toad fansite??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on September 18, 2006, 07:41:05 PM
n0z0rz lol

*insert random question here*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 20, 2006, 05:43:57 AM
I think so.

Really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: fatsoyoshi on September 20, 2006, 04:32:49 PM
Hey.
Fred Fredburger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 23, 2006, 11:36:33 AM
Never heard of him.

The jacuzzi thing was your idea, so shouldn't you tell him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on September 25, 2006, 05:06:34 PM
A?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 25, 2006, 07:40:42 PM
B.
(Your supposed to answer the question above you, as well.)

The jacuzzi thing was your idea, so shouldn't you tell him?

I'll do it later.

Was that supposed to happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 26, 2006, 04:03:22 PM
No, you destroyed the universe.

Retry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 26, 2006, 04:04:06 PM
No. GAME OVER. *crappy game over music*

Wait, wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on September 27, 2006, 07:47:23 PM
...? "Wha" is the subject, but what's the verb?

Will There Be None?*


*If you don't get it, it's a parody of the book And Then There Were None.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 27, 2006, 10:09:26 PM
Do you mean Mario Party sequels? Then no, they will always be plentiful

Why did I post in this topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on September 28, 2006, 02:33:59 PM
You forgot your skates.

Why is this thing here when it should be there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on September 28, 2006, 03:31:51 PM
Because it wanted to be here insted of there.

Why did one little indian all alone decide to hang himself?*


*If you don't get it, it's a link to Ten Little Indians, an old poem.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 28, 2006, 07:12:00 PM
His friends deserted him because he was no longer cool. T_T *sigh* Tis the teenage life.

Was there ever a girl Ninja Turtle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on September 29, 2006, 06:12:46 PM
No, but there was a girl Street Shark.

Do youn think a Nintendo-Sega-Namco crossover would do well?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 29, 2006, 08:00:28 PM
Yeah. But it would have to be for the triforce arcade system.

Got milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 01, 2006, 04:22:45 PM
No.

Got tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on October 02, 2006, 08:33:05 PM
*hides empty tea cup* No!

Did anyone miss me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 02, 2006, 09:29:42 PM
Yep. *shakes SB's hand* Welcome back!

Are you going to finish that sandwitch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 03, 2006, 03:10:58 PM
Yep. *eats the sandwitch* Sandwitch: NOOOOOO! WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD...

Why did I reference the Wizard of Oz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 11, 2006, 02:27:40 AM
Because you live in kansas.

If a thermos keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold, how does it know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 11, 2006, 06:06:20 AM
It has an infared scanner capable of detecting the temperature of the object placed in the thermos, then warms or cools the thermos to the temperature of the object.

Why did I give an intellegent answer to a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 11, 2006, 06:15:10 AM
You're just that kind of person. :)

What is this thing in my ice cream?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 11, 2006, 01:45:18 PM
Nothing.

What is that growing out of my big toe?

Why did I give an intellegent answer to a stupid question?

You're just that kind of person. :)

Aw, thanks! :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on October 11, 2006, 06:46:25 PM
Another toe.

You have another toe?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 12, 2006, 02:16:18 AM
Yes, a mistle-toe.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 13, 2006, 05:56:42 PM
Maybe.

Do Pokemon dream of Flaaffy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 13, 2006, 10:19:07 PM
Um... no?

Who/what is flaaffy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on October 14, 2006, 06:26:04 AM
A Sheep Pokemon.

Did Robert play Pokemon Gold/Silver?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 14, 2006, 09:51:15 AM
No, but he did play Pokemon crystal, and he doesn't remember a pokemon named Flaaffy, but he does remember a sheep pokemon (BTW, I only got three or four badges on that game.)

It's 11:50AM, and do you know where your children are?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 14, 2006, 07:21:24 PM
I don't have children. I'm only 14.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on October 15, 2006, 04:55:50 PM
Because we all want peace!

What's with the bib on Bowser Jr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 15, 2006, 08:00:08 PM
That's not a bib: it's a bandana. He wears it to look cool.

Does Mario have hair on his chest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 16, 2006, 02:38:06 AM
Only on weekends.

Is Tingle popular with leotard wearers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 16, 2006, 06:19:32 PM
O_O I don't wanna think about that!

why do I like Gonzo so much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on October 17, 2006, 02:24:22 PM
That's what I'd like to know.

Why doesn't GG like Strong Bad anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 18, 2006, 07:22:06 PM
I do, just not as much as Gonzo.

How wet will ya get with a Luvin' Licks kiss?

(BTW, I think I know why Robert hasn't heard of Flaaffy. Flaaffy is only in Gold/Silver, not in Crystal.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on October 22, 2006, 02:00:21 PM
...Completely washed out.

If someone told you to jump off a cliff for one-millon dollars, would you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 22, 2006, 08:36:33 PM
No. I'd mostly likely die, meaning I'd never get to the million regardless if I jumped off or not.

As you are typing your answer to this question, what does the banner advertisement at the top of your page advertising for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 23, 2006, 03:39:58 AM
Killer Whales.

What's the difference beween a seal and a piano?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 23, 2006, 08:15:03 AM
You can't tune a seal. You can't tuna fish either. Wocka Wocka! (double reference: 1- an old REO Speedwagon album my dad has and 2- you can figure it out)

Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 23, 2006, 09:58:11 PM
He's in the retirement home, getting his well deserved rest. The Scooby Doo you see in the new movies and What's new Scooby Doo? That's just an aged Scrappy Doo pretending to be Scooby.

Why did the Tickle Trunk have to close for the final time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 24, 2006, 02:31:11 AM
Not enough peanuts.

Who is the man in the black mask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 24, 2006, 04:41:03 PM
The man in the black mask! Who else?

Really, who else could it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: brown_boxwoot on October 24, 2006, 06:07:36 PM
because I love Chesse

how many pencils does it take to reach the center of the sun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on October 24, 2006, 06:34:05 PM
27.

What if an airplane randomly crashed out of nowhere and hit my house?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 25, 2006, 02:23:20 AM
Your blood pressure would rise by a small amount.

which is more dangerous, reading a newspaper or sharpening a pencil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 25, 2006, 02:58:20 PM
Sharpening a pencil, because you could poke yourself with the sharp pencil.

So wait, if an older Scrappy is posing as Scooby Doo, then who played Scrappy Doo in the Scooby Doo movie???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on October 25, 2006, 05:11:17 PM
OMG PARADOX!

R U TRIPPIN?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: brown_boxwoot on October 25, 2006, 05:56:39 PM
Antidisestablishmentarianism

What is your quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on October 25, 2006, 06:34:48 PM
To find the lost pieces of the Golden Raincoat!

Where are the pieces?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 26, 2006, 03:30:40 AM
Cornflakes.

What is the point of a Golden raincoat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on October 26, 2006, 01:09:31 PM
It smells even worse in the rain!

Can you find the mountain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on October 26, 2006, 01:18:46 PM
Yes, but I can't find the bridge.

Where's that confounded bridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: brown_boxwoot on October 26, 2006, 05:15:35 PM
just backwards and you'll find it.

now where did I leave my pile whatsit
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 27, 2006, 02:11:04 AM
On the Titanic.

What colour is an albino tomato?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on October 27, 2006, 01:08:19 PM
The same color that a yoshi's egg after the yoshi has: spun around three times, touch a blackboard,join the team of The Simpsons writers, and eat a piggy bank.

Juh???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Khold on October 27, 2006, 03:57:11 PM
Negative.

Indeed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 28, 2006, 11:28:49 AM
Undeed.

Is it raining again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on October 28, 2006, 07:29:20 PM
Lemme check... *opens window and a ginormous amount of rain pours on her head* Yep, it's raining again.

Whas da purple dood say bout dis?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 29, 2006, 09:22:29 PM
No-things.

Why does Mario keep saving the princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 30, 2006, 03:12:53 AM
It's in his contract.

What is a rhetorical question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on October 30, 2006, 12:31:36 PM
a pointless question , like what you just asked.

Why does it seem like there are more shop-at-home channels on TV than anything else?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 31, 2006, 05:45:47 AM
Because there is.

Is it possible to book the three tenors for only £30?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: brown_boxwoot on November 03, 2006, 08:55:38 PM
If you times that 30 by about 10 000.

How many Weird Al Yankovic's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 03, 2006, 08:59:10 PM
5, one to screw the lightbulb in, and the other four to watch him do it.

Ich kann Deutsches verstehen. Kannst du?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 05, 2006, 09:38:38 AM
WhaT?

Will you have a blue Christmas without me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 06, 2006, 09:28:10 AM
Sure, if you want.

Why are 10% of canadians upset with Maple trees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 06, 2006, 11:30:46 AM
Cause I told them so.

Did you remember to flush?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 07, 2006, 04:28:45 AM
Yes and no.

Is a monkey a key for extreme religious fanatics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 07, 2006, 05:00:53 PM
No.


Why am I just sitting here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on November 08, 2006, 07:37:34 PM
Cuz'

Cuz' why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 09, 2006, 03:58:24 AM
because the earth orbits the sun.

Will you be here tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on November 09, 2006, 09:08:48 PM
Yes, why wouldn't I be?

Did I just answer your question with another question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 10, 2006, 05:48:18 PM
Yes and no.

What would happen if the universe blew up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 10, 2006, 06:27:41 PM
Nothing

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 11, 2006, 03:40:23 PM
I'm not Mr Owl, I'm Ms Noctowl! Nice ta meet ya! ^_^

If a Houndoom was in a battle with a Slowking, who would win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on November 11, 2006, 06:41:32 PM
I'd win!

Would I actually win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 11, 2006, 06:52:25 PM
*giggle* No.

If Snow Miser is Mr White Christmas and Heat Miser is Mr Green Christmas... who's Mr/Ms Purple Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on November 11, 2006, 08:08:44 PM
Honestly, could you manage to keep your interests a bit more broad? And clearly, a Purple Christmas is impossible. There are not hemispheres where weather turns purple...

My Altar of the DS Lite is clearly lacking something, and it's not candles. What is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on November 12, 2006, 12:30:47 AM
A cute, sarcastic mascot? (answer in the form of a question)

I hate to say it, but I don't think we're in western Minnesota anymore.  Where are we?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 12, 2006, 07:43:59 AM
Kentucky. Hi there!

What would J K Rowling do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 12, 2006, 02:02:51 PM
Kill Hairy!

does hairy die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 12, 2006, 04:40:14 PM
First of all, it's "Harry". Second, yes, because he's a nerd.

Rewsna diputs a teg noitsesqu diputs a ksa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 12, 2006, 05:51:27 PM
Huuuuuuuuuuuuh???

If I lived up here... *puts finger on your forehead* and you lived down here... *puts finger on your chin... then quickly moves it up to your forehead, hitting your nose in the process* would you come and see me sometime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on November 12, 2006, 06:39:08 PM
Depends...

Why are they showing "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" on this day, November 12?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 12, 2006, 06:49:45 PM
November 12th?!! *gasp* November 12th?!! *gasp* Why it's almost Thanksgiving! ^_^

What was the point of that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 12, 2006, 06:51:52 PM
27.

What would happen if I spontaniously combusted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 12, 2006, 06:54:20 PM
I would pour water on you. ^_^

What should you do if you are turned into a robot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 12, 2006, 08:57:00 PM
Do the Robot!

Why did PL spell backwards "question' wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 13, 2006, 06:15:52 AM
Oh, so that's what that was!

WHY DO YOU DISTURB ME WHILE I EAT?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 13, 2006, 08:31:00 AM
Because I want your autograph.

Who is you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 13, 2006, 02:15:59 PM
Uhhh, I don't know, you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 13, 2006, 05:27:05 PM
I'm me.

*Insert generic question that han't been used before here*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 13, 2006, 08:10:37 PM
*gasp* No! :O

Wanna buy a watch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 14, 2006, 04:39:02 AM
I'll buy it for a high price!

Can I interest you in my entire collection of Betamax tapes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 14, 2006, 05:34:22 PM
I don't get it.

So, you're the ones who were playing games with my army?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 15, 2006, 03:23:01 AM
Yes, and with them I WILL RULE THE WORLD!! *laughs maniacally*

How do you make a maltese cross?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 15, 2006, 05:34:57 PM
Lessee... you take the... then you... urm... uhh... GAAH! *faint*

Can I live in your medicine cabinet? :3
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 15, 2006, 05:45:11 PM
No, I'm afraid you'll snoop around my medicine cabinet!



What can my camera do besides take photographs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on November 15, 2006, 05:49:47 PM
Do your laundry.

Will you
GET THIS IGNORANCE
OUT OF MY SUB-FORUM
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on November 15, 2006, 10:51:18 PM
I don't know. Maybe if you did a better job of convincing me...

What is 18 divided by 0 (18/0)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 16, 2006, 06:22:12 AM
The age of God.

Where else do you want to go today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 16, 2006, 08:42:43 AM
Rigel IV.

Why hasn't GiftedGirl heard about Betamax?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 16, 2006, 07:01:16 PM
Because when I was first born, it was VHS tapes that were popular.

What do you get when you cross a shark with a tuna? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 16, 2006, 07:05:09 PM
Dolphin-safe chicken.

How do you suppose that the Wii came out yesterday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 18, 2006, 05:40:19 PM
Don't ask me. I'm just the shape-shifter you ordered.

Why is deviantART being mean to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 18, 2006, 05:44:48 PM
Don't know, it's working fine for me.

How come GiftedGirl's Qusestion wasn't stupid enough?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 18, 2006, 07:56:25 PM
Because I wanted a smart answer that time.

Why can't the sky be green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 18, 2006, 08:09:31 PM
Because it would look awful with the trees.

Why do people buy special reserve maple syrup for insanely high prices?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 21, 2006, 04:21:06 AM
Due to the fact that 9 out of 10 penguins prefer it to regular maple syrup.

To be or not to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 21, 2006, 08:20:24 PM
I be em.

My Crow Soft?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 22, 2006, 03:56:48 PM
Microsoft.

What is THAT?!! :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 22, 2006, 04:18:11 PM
That would be my special hiding place where I keep little boys and girls.

Do you want to look in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on November 22, 2006, 07:33:13 PM
No, and I think you've just revealed yourself to be Micheal Jackson.

Was that a serious answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on November 22, 2006, 07:36:00 PM
Ummm...

I know you are, but what am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 22, 2006, 08:27:48 PM
Yo' Momma!

Did I offend you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 23, 2006, 04:10:27 AM
Nein.

Why am I here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on November 23, 2006, 07:37:55 AM
I don't know.  You should go watch my latest episode of AnimaniX, the zany dubover of Sonic X with Animaniacs.

Has anyone seen it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 23, 2006, 11:11:29 AM
I have!

How did coolkid get banned?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on November 23, 2006, 12:58:41 PM
His posts were so rediculous they made our faces hurt.

Is grammar matter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 23, 2006, 02:41:21 PM
<Mr_Melee> !stab The_Chef airplane *Mushroom_Boy stabs The_Chef with an airplane

<Mr_Melee> Have you had your Thanksgiving dinner yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 23, 2006, 07:06:41 PM
I had Thanksgiving lunch, and some leftovers two hours ago.

Who wants hot chocolate??? *starts elaborate song and dance number w/ hot chocolate waiters*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 24, 2006, 05:17:46 AM
Yes please!

Do you need a Wii??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 24, 2006, 08:49:09 AM
I won't not be serious: yes.

Don't not panic, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 24, 2006, 03:23:43 PM
Wrong. Don't Not NOT Panic. XP

Is that a... SPIDER?!!?!??!?!!?!! *faints*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 24, 2006, 03:26:25 PM
Yes.  It is a spider.

Why is glass clear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on November 25, 2006, 10:15:33 AM
Because glass was originally dirty and brown. However, years ago, some ancient babylonion(sp?) finally took the liberty of cleaning every single shard of glass on earth until you could see through it.

Why doesn't Mario grow a goatee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Raccoon Sam on November 25, 2006, 10:16:56 AM
Buffy.

Mango or Singo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tingrio on November 25, 2006, 01:55:20 PM
Mango...it's got more flavor.

How many toads does it take to stop Bowser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 25, 2006, 06:46:29 PM
Not even the infinity amount of Toads can stop Bowser.

Can they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on November 25, 2006, 07:12:40 PM
They can if they put thier minds to it.

What's 12 x Pies ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 25, 2006, 08:36:42 PM
Uhh... dare?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on November 25, 2006, 08:43:26 PM
Hmm, dare or no dare...no dare.

Who's to blame for the downfall of cartoons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 25, 2006, 10:46:00 PM
Cartoon Network. (NOT, A stupid answer)

What's the worlds most stupid cartoon? (NOT, a stupid question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on November 25, 2006, 11:23:24 PM
School House Rock.

Who goes to Cornwall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 26, 2006, 06:17:10 PM
The Cornish pixies!

Is that you, Santa Claus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on November 26, 2006, 07:47:49 PM
Well if not I got a little present for him! *cocks gun*

Should I shoot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on November 26, 2006, 11:03:50 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Why do I suck so bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 28, 2006, 04:33:25 AM
Your straw is all clogged up.

Why do horses sleep standing up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 28, 2006, 06:26:56 PM
Because if they sit down, they'll never be able to get back up.

Super Santa?!! What the crap?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on November 28, 2006, 09:04:24 PM
Super Santa is the exact opposite of regular Santa: He rewards children with presents for being bad and hands out coal bombs t oone who have been good.

Can you think of a stupid question for me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 30, 2006, 07:49:53 AM
Yes, but I'm not telling you it.

How do you solve a Monkey Puzzle Tree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on November 30, 2006, 05:15:10 PM
You hit the tree with a large mallet, and it solves itself out of fear of being hit again.

Have I lost my touch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 02, 2006, 11:05:03 AM
Maybe... Maybe not...

I BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS! WHAT ABOUT YOU??? @u@
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 02, 2006, 12:25:33 PM
I actually believe in Bowser Claus, thank you.

Is it a cause for a Claus to get clawed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 02, 2006, 01:41:07 PM
Only if that Clause is Doctor Claw would that be a good cause.

You've just won the Tournament of Champions!  What re you going to do next?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 02, 2006, 03:07:21 PM
I'm going to Disney World! :D

What iZ it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 02, 2006, 10:04:47 PM
Uh...Bowser was found in an embarrasing predicament this morning.

Can we do the time warp again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 02, 2006, 10:49:06 PM
Not until you clean your room, young lady >:O!

Is it possible to conduct an entire orchestra symphony using only my index finger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 02, 2006, 11:23:52 PM
Of course not, you need a stick thingy!

And I thought Jman was a boy! Is he hiding stuff from us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 03, 2006, 01:23:41 PM
Oops. I thought Gifted Girl asked that question. My bad.

WTD!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 03, 2006, 11:14:10 PM
Watch your language.

Who's that Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 03, 2006, 11:18:59 PM
It's Slowbro!

If I ask "What is THAT?" all the time, will I turn into GiftedGirl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on December 03, 2006, 11:57:35 PM
No, but if you aren't sure what something is and you get into an accident, you may turn into her cousin, GimpyGirl.

Is my hypothesis correct?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 04, 2006, 03:15:45 AM
Only on tuesdays, when leaves are on the ground.

When isn't your hypothesis correct?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2006, 07:24:44 PM
When it's my hippopotamus! :D

Salery? You mean like moneys?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 04, 2006, 07:39:29 PM
Of course not silly! the veggie!

How much often do the planets align?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 04, 2006, 08:02:25 PM
Not in my lifetime.

Can you tell that every third blink is slower?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 05, 2006, 03:16:13 AM
Only when I'm being paranoid.

Do you know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2006, 04:10:56 PM
Do I know what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 05, 2006, 04:16:46 PM
I don't know, ask him!

Why does sonic's butt hurt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2006, 04:21:36 PM
From butt-bouncing on the bed too much.

Why doesn't Guido(from Cars) know hardly any English?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: spamspamspamspam on December 05, 2006, 04:25:40 PM
because he never learned it.

Why does this topic have more hits than Roberto Clemente?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 05, 2006, 04:34:49 PM
It would be easy to answer if I knew who he was!

How much do you have to spank the monkey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 05, 2006, 04:46:57 PM
Spank... what?

Pit stop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 05, 2006, 11:27:22 PM
Nah, we're good on gas.

How long is the world, front and back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 06, 2006, 04:05:09 AM
26 cm.


Why 26 cm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 06, 2006, 07:22:41 AM
Because you must have miscalculated.

Does anyone have better measuring tools than Sqrt2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 06, 2006, 02:32:08 PM
Yeah, Sqrt3 does.

What's cooler: A house key or a mailbox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 06, 2006, 04:00:33 PM
A mailbox! You can smash it! :D

The screaming WHAT?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 06, 2006, 05:04:24 PM
I totally just saw a similar ending to a post!

But seriously, the screaming WHAT?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 07, 2006, 03:32:57 AM
Vampiress.

Who is Mystery Man #2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 07, 2006, 08:17:43 PM
Chick Hicks. :O

How about a taste of my homemade organic herbal tea? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 07, 2006, 08:23:15 PM
Heck no, I've seen kool-aids better than that!

Are you familiar with The Onion Kingdom of 1979?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 08, 2006, 03:23:27 AM
No, not really.

Did you know that the word lemon is a re-arrangement of the word melon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on December 08, 2006, 12:35:57 PM
No.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg79.imageshack.us%2Fimg79%2F7442%2Fstupidquestionsov9.jpg&hash=9cfb4b293a6159d279b1f576c89bc1bd)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 08, 2006, 04:53:03 PM
Well, duh! It says so on the sign!

Is that the pizza guy? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 08, 2006, 05:03:08 PM
I hope so, it's been two hours!

I get this for free because you didn't deliver within an hour, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 08, 2006, 10:48:38 PM
Ummm...no! *hits Eclipsed Moon with a giant mallet.*

Why am I such a cartoon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 10:04:56 AM
You watch way too much Animaniacs.

Is grammar matter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 09, 2006, 11:28:50 AM
Be tiny bit.

Would you please answer this question with another question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 09, 2006, 11:54:57 AM
I don't know, should I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on December 09, 2006, 05:14:49 PM
YES

I accidently drank 5 gallons of 7Up, will I- *implodes*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 09, 2006, 05:52:10 PM
Too late. Hahaha!

Where's my watch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 09, 2006, 05:54:13 PM
Have you checked your wrist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 09, 2006, 06:25:57 PM
Have you checked your wrist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 09, 2006, 06:40:23 PM
Ah, I had GiftedGirl's watch all along.

Should I keep it, sell it, or turn it in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 01:05:52 AM
I say keep it.  A watch is a terrible thing to waste.

Who will watch me do a number on this punching bag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on December 10, 2006, 01:44:31 PM
Nobody will.


Why does the forum member Sora, or other n00bies, think we old members hate their posts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 10, 2006, 01:49:50 PM
Good guessing, I suppose.

Hey baby, you doin' anything tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on December 10, 2006, 02:01:40 PM
Um...no. I'M A MAN!

Why does Mario love Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 11:07:11 PM
Because she looks downright hot in her golfing outfit.

Why does Peach love Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 10, 2006, 11:14:02 PM
Because she's a freak who likes video game characters.

Do you want lies with that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 11, 2006, 03:21:26 AM
No.

Does Tangata like pasta?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 11, 2006, 02:53:47 PM
Tangata? What the crap is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 11, 2006, 09:24:47 PM
It's Spanglish for "an orange female cat."

Ow!  Who just dropped that 5 story building on my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 11, 2006, 10:18:44 PM
Don't look at me, I didn't do it!

What's that in the sky? Is it a bird, Is it a plane, is it a superman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 12, 2006, 03:38:32 AM
No, it's an UFO, silly.

Parlez-vous francais?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 12, 2006, 04:42:07 PM
Oui.

How old is the universe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 12, 2006, 06:03:39 PM
About 6000 years, don't question it you heathen.

Shame me once, fool on you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on December 12, 2006, 06:43:55 PM
I don't know, let me check my schedule and see if I can make time for it.

Windows + Linux + Mac = Wintuxosh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 12, 2006, 10:45:30 PM
Windows + Linux + Mac = system failure imminent

How much wood would a wood wood wood wood wood steel wood wood woooooooood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 13, 2006, 04:13:46 AM
None,apparently.

Do sheep have nightmares?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 13, 2006, 06:10:19 PM
No, the wool keeps the nightmares away.

Do you believe in Santa Claus??? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 13, 2006, 06:18:43 PM
Absolutely.  Why would my parents lie?

What will I get for Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 13, 2006, 07:47:27 PM
Whatever you want. :)

And what do you want for Christmas, little (boy/girl)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 13, 2006, 08:35:10 PM
I want Santa Claus to quit

Does pi=3.14?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 13, 2006, 09:16:15 PM
Yes, exactly 3.14.

But what does π equal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 14, 2006, 06:06:30 AM
3.14, of course!

But what does :) equal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 14, 2006, 01:16:20 PM
Syntax error.

When will the universe implode and become a banana for the almighty mans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 14, 2006, 07:34:29 PM
O_O;

Do you need any tires? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 14, 2006, 07:49:48 PM
Gahh!!! *takes out machine gun, and destroys GG*

Will you shut up with those Cars Refrences!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2006, 08:04:31 PM
I can't shut up, but rather slantways.

Everlasting gobstoppers--are they really everlasting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 14, 2006, 08:10:47 PM
Yeah. I know an Oompa Loopma who been eating one for 3 years.

Are there snails on the menu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 15, 2006, 10:34:30 PM
No, but we have escargo (sp?).

What if electricity, computers and the internet exsisted in the 1800's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 16, 2006, 12:06:29 AM
Then we'd be able to fly around like the Jetsons by now.

Why are people sick minded?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 16, 2006, 05:14:49 PM
It just happens that way.

Don't you think 18$ worth of snails would get you more than one plateful? I mean, are they an endangered species?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 16, 2006, 05:23:11 PM
No, but they're seemingly gross.  The seemingly grosser, the more exotic; the more exotic, the more expensive.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 16, 2006, 11:23:58 PM
So, where's your question, Eclipsed Moon? (my answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 17, 2006, 12:09:15 AM
Argh, I knew eventually that had to happen.

How could I have forgotten it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2006, 12:04:45 PM
Because you are a human robot.

Did you remember that this is the 5,000 post in "Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 17, 2006, 02:07:11 PM
No, but then again, me and Dad forgot the game and DVD we had to take back and I didn't rmember until we were halfway to Hollywood Video. ^^;

Can anyone guess what the DVD and the game were?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 17, 2006, 03:26:11 PM
Lemme' guessss..... ummmm, Cars?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 17, 2006, 11:27:56 PM
For both of them?

Why does Playstation steal Nintendo's ideas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 18, 2006, 02:04:27 PM
Because Sony is the devil in disguise.

Why did Sega stop making hardware?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 18, 2006, 05:15:20 PM
Because Sonic the Hedgehog was caught selling hardware to Mario.


Head Explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 18, 2006, 11:30:16 PM
No, Head Implode.

Does anyone here like Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 19, 2006, 06:27:23 PM
Duuuuuuuuur!

(BTW, my earlier question, the DVD was Talledega Nights XP and the game was Cars :D)

Said Santa to a boy, "Child, what have you been longing for?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 19, 2006, 08:25:12 PM
"Instant Death :( ," said the child.

How do you take your coffee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on December 19, 2006, 09:00:46 PM
Deep-fried and stuffed in a Ziploc (or however you spell it).

When do I preordered my oversized word processor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 19, 2006, 11:21:19 PM
What is this, Mario nonsense?

Why does your head a splode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 19, 2006, 11:27:57 PM
Because my head a sploded out of laughter because of engrish.

Do you speak engrish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 20, 2006, 01:57:29 PM
Hellote. What is up my doge.

Is there a wocket in your pocket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 20, 2006, 04:04:18 PM
Nope, just a pocket monster, *a pikachu pulls him into pocket*

Who doesn't like ham?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on December 20, 2006, 04:33:02 PM
That old guy across the street.

c4n y0u r33d 7h15?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 20, 2006, 05:50:24 PM
Y35, 1 c4n r33d 7h47.

What in the crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 20, 2006, 09:00:59 PM
Quick! Flush it!!

Who has my universal remote??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 20, 2006, 10:21:02 PM
Don't you remember? You were really hungry one night, and your universal remote was lying around nearby... you get the picture.

If you had the choice of being kissed by either Bowser or Wart, who would it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ludwig on December 21, 2006, 03:13:57 PM
That one.

EH??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 21, 2006, 03:15:23 PM
I dunno.

Should I throw my popcorn at that really annoying guy with the cellphone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 21, 2006, 07:12:27 PM
Nah. You need something much heavier.

Can I interest you in this fine leather jacket?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on December 21, 2006, 10:41:03 PM
No, now go away.

Does anyone here care that Yoshi has smelly arm pits?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 22, 2006, 10:20:36 AM
I do. *hands Yoshi some deoderant*

Do you lika do da cha-cha? XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 22, 2006, 05:07:10 PM
I prefer tap.

Ya got any awesome sauce on ya?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 26, 2006, 03:41:01 PM
I wish.

Did you see that?!! :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 26, 2006, 04:04:17 PM
No, but I heard it, felt it, smelled it and tasted it.

Is The Cheat a duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 26, 2006, 04:13:18 PM
No, he's just a The Cheat!  Get your facts straight, man!

Would Strong Bad last 15 rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 26, 2006, 07:05:21 PM
Heck no. He's too pudgy.

What if you woke up one day... and you were a (insert a species from your favorite fandom here)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 26, 2006, 07:12:28 PM
If I were a (insert a species from your favorite fandom here), I'd (insert a thing that the species does here).

What ever happened to Robot Jones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 26, 2006, 08:35:40 PM
He was CANSELLED.

Air drumming?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 27, 2006, 12:25:27 AM
You mean this? *Does a sweet 15 minute air drum solo*

How will you ever escape the horrible fate of cleaning Bowser's toes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on December 27, 2006, 01:48:30 AM
By..... Jumping over them!!

Do you have any idea how many planets there are in this universe??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 27, 2006, 08:18:00 AM
No... do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 01, 2007, 09:29:37 PM
A lot.

Will 2007 be as bad as that other year?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 01, 2007, 10:32:41 PM
If you mean 1435, then heck yeah.

Where's the fluffy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 02, 2007, 01:59:22 PM
It's your file name!

Maiziketzu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 02, 2007, 04:11:40 PM
www.homestarrunner.com

Am I determined?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 02, 2007, 04:53:16 PM
I guess.

So that's your lunch? You eat WORMS?!! XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 02, 2007, 05:06:11 PM
I haven't even opened my lunchbox yet...

So you want to have a card match?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 02, 2007, 07:01:44 PM
No.

How about some organic fuel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 02, 2007, 07:17:12 PM
No.


No?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 02, 2007, 08:20:13 PM
TRACTORS! XD

If a bear takes a crap in the woods and no one's around, does it still smell bad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Drew_the_gamer on January 03, 2007, 08:27:58 AM
You go check.
How many licks doesit take to get
to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 03, 2007, 10:34:09 AM
One, if you have strong teeth.


Why is Mario fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 03, 2007, 02:39:21 PM
Because no one posted in my lost Mario's Diet thread, and he gained weight because of you!!

Zuh??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 03, 2007, 03:49:25 PM
Huwha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on January 04, 2007, 07:27:48 AM
Gwahahaha!

Why doesn't boo_penguin join the forums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on January 04, 2007, 01:28:11 PM
Because he's already a member.

Haven't you bothered to check?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 04, 2007, 02:49:44 PM
Pffft, I knew before you did!

WTD??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 04, 2007, 06:49:44 PM
Harpie.

A bum was given 50 cents by a woman. The woman is the bums sister, but the bum is not the woman's brother. How is this possible?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on January 04, 2007, 06:54:26 PM
The bum is a girl, and is therefore the woman's sister!

What is it you want more than anything else in the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 04, 2007, 06:59:46 PM
Ummmmmm.........2 NINTENDO Wii's!!!!! (okay, I really just want some gum.)


(Good job for Markio, he got the riddle.)

If I have two peanuts, can I make jam?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 04, 2007, 07:38:27 PM
If peanut jam exists, the I suppose yes.

If I had 490 grapefruits in one hand, and a 28 gallons of yogurt in the other hand, what would I have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on January 04, 2007, 07:58:18 PM
Fruit Salad! doo doo doo yummy yummy...

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Why does Sailor Moon wear a short skirt? Lol.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 04, 2007, 08:03:06 PM
Tell that to the half dead writing staff!

Why is Pluto not a planet anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on January 04, 2007, 08:16:38 PM
Because its stupid.

------------------------------------------

Why is Superman vunerable to Kryptonite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 05, 2007, 02:00:09 PM
Tell that to the half dead writing staff!

In the name of the moon, Sailor Moon will punish you? Is that how it goes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2007, 05:57:52 PM
Because those idiotic astronomers think it's too smaaaaaaaaaaalll... PLUTO IS A PLANET, DARNIT! SCREW WHAT THE ASTRONOMERS SAY!

Why did I do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 05, 2007, 08:12:25 PM
You think Pluto deserves better.

What about Mickey's dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 05, 2007, 08:34:30 PM
*pets Mickey's dog*

Is aura with you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 06, 2007, 12:31:44 AM
Who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2007, 08:24:01 AM
Nevermind.

What's that blobby thing on your face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 06, 2007, 11:05:51 AM
My pet booger, Spanky!

Who backwashed this?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 06, 2007, 02:54:33 PM
Probably Wario or Strong Bad. They're know for that.

Why won't SushieBoy go to www.homestarrunner.com
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 06, 2007, 07:03:48 PM
He's stubborn.

You sold your _______ to buy me this ________ for my ________???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on January 06, 2007, 07:26:19 PM
And you sold your $12 to buy me this _______ for my $4?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 06, 2007, 11:22:53 PM
I've never heard of products named ______....

Scooby Doo! Where are you??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 07, 2007, 12:21:33 AM
Sadly, they never found Scooby. Or at least, all of him.

Why can't I get a Wii? WHY?! Everyone else does! Even I do! Why must I taunt me by having a Wii? I'm always like, "Hey, Glorb, you should get a Wii!" and then I'm always like, "I'm TRYING to! Wait, Glorb, can't you lend me yours?" and then I always say "Nuh-UH! Remember what you did to my Game Gear?" and then I'm like "That was MY Game Gear, you lame, nerdy, no-Wii-having, broken-Game-Gear-owning dork!"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 07, 2007, 08:41:53 AM
I feel your pain. I don't have a Wii either. *dead serious*

Why? Just why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 07, 2007, 10:53:21 AM
Whoah, you play Game Gear!!

How many traingles do you see in this picture?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 07, 2007, 11:37:10 AM
Infinity.

Do you know the muffin man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 07, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
Who lives on Drewy Lane?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 07, 2007, 09:30:30 PM
Yes, well........you see, she's married to the Muffin Man.

The Muffin Man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on January 08, 2007, 01:34:06 AM
The muffin man, man! 

Who is not the best guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 08, 2007, 11:27:51 AM
My great uncle Hmrphglorp.

Whose line is it, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 09, 2007, 04:08:42 PM
Uhhh... your's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on January 16, 2007, 08:51:06 PM
Why is this weird?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 17, 2007, 01:06:04 PM
Because. Just...because.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on January 19, 2007, 06:51:22 AM
Because

When was TMK first created?
a)1997
b)1827
c)3047
d)10007 B.C.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 19, 2007, 03:47:57 PM
Yesterday.

When was I born?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on January 19, 2007, 04:04:14 PM
2 billion years ago.


Did you forget Poland?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on January 19, 2007, 04:09:12 PM
I never forget Poland!

What is the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 19, 2007, 05:10:58 PM
What is the question to this...question?

vvh0 1|\|v3n73|) l33t?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2007, 02:21:18 AM
60[).

The loser says what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 20, 2007, 03:15:06 PM
I'm not falling for that.

Hate the Mews? :O
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 20, 2007, 11:29:26 PM
Maybe.

Who are you, and why are you sneaking around in my chocolate factory?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 21, 2007, 10:21:44 AM
I sure as heck ain't Willy Wonka.

Have you hugged a puppy today???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 21, 2007, 11:21:05 AM
No hablo inglés.

¿Qué sobre perritos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on January 21, 2007, 06:45:50 PM
Yo es Dinero

Dinero es yo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 22, 2007, 11:44:10 AM
What????!!!!@#$%^&*()_+{}

Puff the Magic Dragon was:

A. A man
2. A dragon-man
#. Maybe just a dragon
Q. None of the below
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on January 22, 2007, 01:58:06 PM
PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON GOT KILLED BY DEEZER'S CAT!!!!

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 22, 2007, 05:15:40 PM
IN YOUR NOSE!

What's the square root of a quadrilateral?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 23, 2007, 10:04:03 PM
Hey! Just becuase I have these nerdy glasses doesn't mean I'm smart!!

Jone pole Par la pon pon neir?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 24, 2007, 07:11:20 AM
... What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 24, 2007, 07:10:14 PM
I said "* Pork eats himself".

Which one of you took my Bomberman Tournament cartridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 25, 2007, 09:33:07 AM
I sure didn't, 'cause everyone know that Saturn Bomberman kicks the crap out of Bomberman Tournament.

How bored are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 25, 2007, 02:58:54 PM
Almost to the point of insanity. There, I am insane now.

What is long, hard, and full of, um, sailors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on January 25, 2007, 03:40:24 PM
A battleship.

Why can't Bird Person EVER pay attention?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 25, 2007, 09:51:34 PM
Because birds, by nature, have ADHD.

If Earth is eaten by a space monkey, will we take off every Zig to defend the monkey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 25, 2007, 10:08:07 PM
Give it a little boogie!!

How fat are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 26, 2007, 07:55:39 AM
Average.

Has Bird Person caught bird flu yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 27, 2007, 12:09:53 AM
No, he was vaccinated.

Why aren't there interrobang (?I) blocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 27, 2007, 05:35:41 PM
It's not 2057 yet.

How many times do I have to tell you that Caterprie doesn't evolve in Wartortle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 27, 2007, 06:02:44 PM
None, I've known that for years.

Got Miltank?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on January 27, 2007, 07:30:59 PM
Plenty, but I forgot where I put them all.

Can you tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter!"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 27, 2007, 07:40:09 PM
Sure.

Can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 30, 2007, 04:06:55 AM
Only when I'm inanimate.

When will we have an end to the Mario party franchise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 30, 2007, 10:10:13 AM
When Hudson finally decides to make a game so good that they won't need to make another one.

Is Brawl really the last SSB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 30, 2007, 10:41:35 AM
No, they're going to release a fourth game in installments over the next 50 years after SSBB comes out.

Why hasn't it gotten hard to ask unique questions yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on January 30, 2007, 01:57:47 PM
We're just so creative. ^_^

Who are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 30, 2007, 02:04:31 PM
Yeah that's right, i'm a dinosaur.

Who beat up the clown?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2007, 03:09:09 PM
The Frown.

Going around town?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 30, 2007, 07:47:38 PM
Nah, I think I'll stay right here.

Ever try pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on January 30, 2007, 09:46:58 PM
You mean the 3.14 type, right?  Otherwise, I like French Silk.

Who will win the Snuper Broil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 31, 2007, 10:12:47 AM
The Ribeyes.

O RLY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on January 31, 2007, 02:12:55 PM
Yes!

Christmas Who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 31, 2007, 04:09:24 PM
I think you mean Doctor Who.

What is the square root of a round food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 01, 2007, 03:01:37 PM
Yo mamma.

Do you take off your mask when you go to bed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 01, 2007, 03:49:55 PM
Do you take off your face when you go to bed?

Are you some kinda robot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 01, 2007, 04:23:31 PM
I'M A DINOSAUR!!!

Really?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 01, 2007, 06:28:09 PM
YA RLY

What's the inverse of clockwork styrofoam grapefruit soda?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 02, 2007, 09:52:31 AM
I never learned inversions. ^^;

Blue grass looks great covered in white, don't you agree?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 02, 2007, 10:08:11 AM
Bluegrass is better for listening than viewing.

Which Face was it that ATE A GI-RAFFF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 02, 2007, 11:05:15 AM
Seven!

?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on February 02, 2007, 07:41:59 PM
[?]

Why is this thread still here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 03, 2007, 02:16:22 AM
Because it r0x0rz your b0x0rz.

If it's Saturday, and I'm chewing gum while posting in stupid threads, then what time is it in the Eastern Antarctic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on February 03, 2007, 09:45:01 AM
Snack Time!

________________________________________________

Why don't you like...THIS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 03, 2007, 09:49:40 AM
Because it's ridiculous.

Remember when the "Remember when..." thread was all the rage, and no one knew how to spell "ridiculous" or "misspell"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 03, 2007, 12:31:16 PM
You mispeld ridiclus. The Q is silent.

Why don't you like...this?


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                .+#======##==##=====#################|====.           /|
 +###############|###################################|=====================:::
 #*'''###*'''''*##\#############---****'''
 #*   ###       #####**''#*'  *#####
 #*##.###:.....:####''\_/      #####
 :#***'''''''''####'           *#####
                '*              *#####
                                  '**'
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 03, 2007, 01:16:24 PM
Because I know it can kill me.

Because it's ridiculous.

Remember when the "Remember when..." thread was all the rage, and no one knew how to spell "ridiculous" or "misspell"?

Whoa, I created that thread.  Major nostalgia.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 03, 2007, 03:36:01 PM
It was nostalgia for me too when I looked through my old posts. (now back to questions)

What would Paris Hilton say if she saw herself in a mirror?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 03, 2007, 05:24:27 PM
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Why did I size that so big?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 03, 2007, 05:52:25 PM
Because you gave the wrong answer.

What's the opposite of not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not anticheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 03, 2007, 07:06:53 PM
[Cannot Answer - "Not" Overload has occured]

Hey!! Is dat a MUGH-STAYASH you got dare, Sonny?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 03, 2007, 07:17:04 PM
Yes indeedy it is, fine sir!

What's the square root of (555)867-5309?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 03, 2007, 09:42:04 PM
(This is just asking for it. XD)

*Homestar impression* Let me just get mah calcalatatoh... *gets a phone and punches number in* The squawe woot of (555)867-5309 is the pizza pwace. ^_^

(Actually, I used my calculator and it's 74556.52426 on the nose. :D)

It feels good to do a Homestar impression after so long! :D ... Are you gonna brick me now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 03, 2007, 10:17:41 PM
Nah, I love Homestar.

Will you do a Strong Bad impression.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 03, 2007, 11:28:48 PM
Uh-oh,

Zuh??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 04, 2007, 09:14:05 AM
Zug-Zug!

Ehy qre you slozer thqn q jqckrqbbit vpcrref in sollqses in qn igloo furing q tornqdo in the ziffle of Kikt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on February 04, 2007, 10:41:59 AM
Cus yins r slbwin mii dwnn yaa litl crn-cob!

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Why does Glorb take therapy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 04, 2007, 03:45:45 PM
He needs it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 04, 2007, 04:09:31 PM
Yes.

No?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 04, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
Maybe.

What is the average land speed of an levitating baked potato wearing many-eyed glasses, remembering to factor in wind resistance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 05, 2007, 02:32:31 PM
5 mph, I think...

Why wouldn't you say onomatopoeia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 05, 2007, 02:38:13 PM
Your not my mom!

Or is it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 05, 2007, 04:15:28 PM
*says "is it" to a 200 BPM techno beat*

If carrots are good for your eyes, can they dial a phone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 05, 2007, 07:49:24 PM
No. That's a stupid question.

If a tree falls out of a plane, and no one's around to climb it, then why did it fall off in the first place?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 05, 2007, 08:19:05 PM
The snakes pushed it off.

Anyone remember Snakes on a Thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 06, 2007, 07:28:30 AM
Not me!

Whose idea was it to say something in here was a stupid question, when this topic is clearly about stupid qusestions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 06, 2007, 12:32:43 PM
The CommuNazis.

I take therapy?? Wwwwhhhhhyyyyy didn't anyone teeeeelllll mmmeeeeee?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 06, 2007, 02:37:40 PM
Because we don't like you, Mr. Therapy.

SNOW?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 06, 2007, 03:57:12 PM
HOPEFULLY!

Quote
What's the opposite of not not not...anticheese?
I counted the "not"s (169) and factored in the anti, and the answer is cheese.

Quote
(Actually, I used my calculator and it's 74556.52426 on the nose. :D)
I got 689.83766. Someone is wrong here...but who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 06, 2007, 04:46:26 PM
Both of you.

How did you get a decimal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2007, 05:54:20 PM
I bought him at the decimal store. *pets decimal*

Who's a cute decimal? ^u^
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 06, 2007, 06:18:54 PM
Uhh, Alfalfa!

Why must GG base everything she says for the next two years on the phrase she said before?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 06, 2007, 06:53:08 PM
I have a one track mind. But not today!

Hi, are you Daisy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 06, 2007, 07:15:33 PM
Not at all!

Cocoa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 07, 2007, 12:41:07 PM
Sure!

Quote
How did you get a decimal?
Because the square root is not a perfect square.

Same question!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 07, 2007, 01:36:42 PM
Woah, woah. Slow down. I haven't had my morning Coke yet.

What do I mean: Coca-Cola, cocain, or cocoa beans? Bonus points for an incorrect answer!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 07, 2007, 02:14:03 PM
The shade of brown.

What do you want for breakfast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 07, 2007, 04:14:25 PM
RAISIN BRAN!

How did I confuse myself into forgetting what "qusestion" I asked when I asked that math thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 08, 2007, 09:24:01 AM
It's simple, really.

How fast am I going?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 08, 2007, 04:09:14 PM
About... infinity mph.

Why is the sky bluuuuuuuuuueee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 08, 2007, 04:42:40 PM
Becauuuuuuuuuuuuuse.

Who stole my tomatoes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 09, 2007, 08:26:05 AM
It's actually quite simple.

Will I ever find true love? Answer me!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 09, 2007, 03:36:52 PM
Your chances are as good as mine.

Are you dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 09, 2007, 05:28:14 PM
No, because Pink Yoshi pwnz0rz Death.

¿Mal queso?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on February 09, 2007, 05:29:31 PM
No. No mal verde queso. iNO!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 09, 2007, 06:37:21 PM
iAhi esta! iUn forestero! iGojeldo, dale!

Did RE4 teach you everything you know about Spanish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 09, 2007, 07:21:58 PM
No, I don't learn from games.

Can you help me find my nuts?? (Don't be offended, It's an over The Hedge quote)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 09, 2007, 09:00:21 PM
You sure they're not in your pants? *snicker*

Where my hat is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 09, 2007, 10:17:30 PM
In the fridge, between the milk and the Cold Ones.

Have you been j00z0red by Google yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 09, 2007, 10:19:10 PM
I don't know.

Ugh... after watching this hypnotic flash movie, I felt like I needed to remember something. Something important. Not an upcoming event, but something to do with my past and my childhood. Why can't I remember it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 09, 2007, 11:29:00 PM
Probably for the same reason you can't think of a name.

AITJSOGIXLBHJDFLGHDFXJLZGH?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 09, 2007, 11:47:31 PM
Did you just ask me for a coke in Metroid language?

And my other question.

When will the madness end???????!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 10, 2007, 10:07:57 AM
In five minutes.

Are you making beans?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 10, 2007, 01:51:53 PM
No.

Did you forget my Internet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 12, 2007, 06:39:49 PM
No, ya stoop. It's in your hair, as always.

If I say "monkey", will you kill me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 12, 2007, 07:42:37 PM
Nah, I love monkeys.

Will I ever complete my guacamole collection?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 13, 2007, 12:38:13 AM
Never in a million years.

Q-tip + WarioWare = ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 13, 2007, 04:22:22 AM
Hours of fun in akward positions.

How many wigs does Cher have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 13, 2007, 01:17:01 PM
Just four.

What is the ultimate thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 13, 2007, 01:17:55 PM
Good question.

Was that a double post?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 13, 2007, 04:01:32 PM
Yes... In a matter of Fact it was.

Is Sapphira a Sapphire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 13, 2007, 05:52:54 PM
Probably.

Does flushing yourself down the toilet make you mutate?!! :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 13, 2007, 08:09:31 PM
Twenty-seven.

How do I build a mortar-launching unit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 13, 2007, 10:23:28 PM
With a unit that launches mortar-launching units.

Are Sapphira and Sapphina the same person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 14, 2007, 08:04:16 AM
Yes/no.

How do I posted reply?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarioLandMan on February 14, 2007, 12:51:24 PM
With luck.

Why this forum look like dark cave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 14, 2007, 01:59:03 PM
Because we no have fire.

Why me talk like caveman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 14, 2007, 02:22:50 PM
Maybe you are, but i'm not!

i need help how i post a new thread plz help thanks
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 14, 2007, 04:10:50 PM
I think you need to go to the board you want to post it in, then click the new topic button (correct me if i'm wrong)

What does the banning stick look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 14, 2007, 07:55:23 PM
Like this. <-_-_-_-_------------------------->

Who ate my cheesecake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 15, 2007, 02:56:59 PM
The Cheescakeburglar!

Whuzzat!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 15, 2007, 09:37:22 PM
Your reflection.

How dare you defy me??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 16, 2007, 06:07:36 PM
I don't know.

How do I ask this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 16, 2007, 07:40:36 PM
You don't.

AM I ERROR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 16, 2007, 09:25:28 PM
YOU ARE BUG.

Is Eddy rich yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on February 16, 2007, 10:27:19 PM
He's rich in spirit.

Why on earth can't you get ye flask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 16, 2007, 10:45:39 PM
Because the koala wore jordans.

How do I asked question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 17, 2007, 02:00:13 AM
You did a great job of it already.

How I mine 4 fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 17, 2007, 08:24:45 AM
With a Wheelbarrow.

Are you stepping on the map then?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 17, 2007, 08:33:00 AM
No, but I think he is.

Can Ed go to the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 17, 2007, 08:54:59 AM
Only on tuesdays

What if I told you there was candy inside the map?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on February 17, 2007, 09:01:34 AM
I would declare, "It's the end of the world!"

Who would win in a fight: Sephiroth(from Final Fantasy 7) or Link (from the Legend of Zelda series)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 17, 2007, 09:43:08 AM
Hmm...this is a toughie. I'd say Leon from RE4, because he dodges lasers.

Wouldn't Master Chief and Lara Croft make, like, teh cutast coupal EVAR??/!!11
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 18, 2007, 01:19:26 AM
No comment.

Could they possibly be giants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Area 64 on February 18, 2007, 03:19:30 PM
They might be...

Who invented "invented"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 18, 2007, 04:06:32 PM
Mr. Invented.

Can someone be "tracted" (as oppossed to "distracted")?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 18, 2007, 11:41:08 PM
Well, they can be in traction, so probably.

meat plz?????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 11:57:05 AM
What? No. No. No. I mean, no. Never. No. What? N-- *brick'd*

Why did I give a Strong Bad answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 19, 2007, 12:28:43 PM
Congraturation, Elizagurth.

Where has all the spicy salsa gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 19, 2007, 01:17:33 PM
I have no idea, Interruptor Jones.

Would happen to have anything relatively edible in that cooler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 02:32:09 PM
Leftover shrimp pizza from Puccini's... an Ale-8(made from GINGER ale)... pickles... ice...

What do you think Bowser would look like as a human?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 19, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
Watch the movie.

You're saying I'm a villain, aren't you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 02:35:32 PM
No, not at all. ^^;

Thanx much?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 19, 2007, 02:37:30 PM
I'm not a villain!

Can you make some fondu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 02:39:40 PM
Sure, lemme go get the fondue pot...

Stwong Baaaaad! Can I bowwow youw fondue pot? (You walked right into that one, SushieBoy! XD)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 19, 2007, 02:40:58 PM
And on the other hand, Zuhh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 19, 2007, 02:42:46 PM
*talking to other hand* Sheesh, it's been nothing but me and SushieBoy back and forth.

Is major league butt-kicking back in town?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 19, 2007, 02:45:55 PM
No question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on February 19, 2007, 04:02:28 PM
No answer.

Who would win in a fight-- The Hulk, or The Hulk's weight in bees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 19, 2007, 05:15:25 PM
The Hulk's weight in The Hulk's weight's weight.

Why won't that guy stop making user clones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 20, 2007, 08:38:32 AM
Your mom.

Why is Bomberman walking on my screen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 20, 2007, 12:22:58 PM
Not a day goes by I don't ask myself that same question.

What is the name of Sam Q. Hill is a computer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 20, 2007, 04:29:07 PM
No Idea

eye em wee tar did. Sofa King wee tar did. XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 20, 2007, 04:35:03 PM
Lite Brite bombs.

Why didn't MSM post a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on February 20, 2007, 05:02:17 PM
Because he didn't.

Why am I asking a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 20, 2007, 05:37:19 PM
Because you can.

Why is CTOAN allowed to post questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 20, 2007, 06:36:39 PM
Because he can't think of a name.

Why am I here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 20, 2007, 06:57:14 PM
Because you're not there.

HOW I SHOT WEB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on February 20, 2007, 07:35:21 PM
Duh.

Game bob GS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 21, 2007, 08:40:23 AM
Ham with pork.

Knock Knock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 21, 2007, 08:52:48 AM
I thank you for paying to fix my door.

Why can't we be friends?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on February 21, 2007, 09:15:27 PM
You tell me.

O RLY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Area 64 on February 21, 2007, 09:19:49 PM
NAH, NT RLY. I WS JUS KIDDN.

What do sheep count to sleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on February 21, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
Mattresses.

Do sheep shrink in the rain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 22, 2007, 08:35:05 AM
No, they grow to 50 times their size and take over farms.

Who would win in a fight, Weird Dude or Chupperson Lizard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 22, 2007, 12:35:34 PM
It's impossible to pit them against one another, since they both require LD and Chup to fuse together.

Ever frost peak?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 22, 2007, 04:14:21 PM
What's a frost peak? (a&q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 23, 2007, 12:19:22 AM
It's similar to a dew point.

Can You Percolate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 23, 2007, 01:34:51 PM
I'm not sure.

Who is the enigmatic Sofa King?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 23, 2007, 01:49:25 PM
No Idea.

Anyone suprised that I didn't get banned for that Mad Gab about Sofa King?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 23, 2007, 05:02:54 PM
Not unless you read between the lines.

Eye mull of mush sheen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 23, 2007, 06:28:57 PM
Holy hand queso, Batman!

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 24, 2007, 07:13:29 PM
Because it's a liberal conspiracy!!!!11

Why do fools fall in love, and not the other way around?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 25, 2007, 11:05:36 AM
Love does fall on fools.

Why is stuff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 25, 2007, 11:30:14 AM
It's all over the place!

Why do we peel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 25, 2007, 06:32:05 PM
We are Bananas.

Did I spell bananas wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 25, 2007, 08:17:17 PM
I think you can spell Bahnnannahs just fine.

When will Jesus bring the pork chops?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 25, 2007, 10:08:28 PM
Mmmmm, Pork chops...

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on February 25, 2007, 11:20:36 PM
off corse i m do u thik i m stopid ore sumting

why did teh chikin cross teh rode?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on February 26, 2007, 06:31:18 AM
Whe knoes...

What would you call the species of the child between Bowser and Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 26, 2007, 08:48:26 AM
Mushoopa.

Why is the moon made of cheese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 26, 2007, 10:55:59 AM
Because, if not, Earth would be made of beans.

Has my comedic talent withered away yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 26, 2007, 01:53:11 PM
Ha! Thats a good one!

is Grammar matter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 26, 2007, 03:21:30 PM
i don no i tink so i men i kan spel gud but i don tink its neded for teh form

how gud kan u spel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 26, 2007, 03:22:57 PM
Supercalafragilisticexpialadoshis.

Did I spell that(^)right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on February 26, 2007, 08:46:24 PM
N-O S-P-E-L-L-S N-O spells "N-O spells no".





How does Mario throw fire???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 26, 2007, 09:07:20 PM
Because he has a fire flower.


Does spinach make a sound?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 27, 2007, 03:51:56 AM
Only inside your head.

Is mario's favourite song 'Firestarter' by the Prodigy (I'm a firestarter, I'm a twisted firestarter...).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 27, 2007, 03:23:48 PM
I think Mario's favorite song has something to do with plumbing.

Is Bowser's favorite song a death metal song?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 27, 2007, 04:35:19 PM
No, Bowser actually likes jazz.

Why would a traveler from Distant Lands speak in ROT13?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 01, 2007, 02:39:38 PM
Ab vqrn.

WHAT IS THAT??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 01, 2007, 08:56:41 PM
A HAM BURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!

Please, sir, could I have some more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 02, 2007, 07:35:48 AM
Only on tuesdays. When leaves are on the ground. And it's snowing.

When will Super Mario 128 be ready?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 02, 2007, 11:06:31 AM
It was yesterday, and you missed it. Now you'll have to wait for Super Mario 129, lazypants.

Does Super Mario galaxy take place in a galaxy far, far away, or New Jersey?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 02, 2007, 01:25:54 PM
Neither. It takes place under the Beanbean Kingdom.

Is it live?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 03, 2007, 12:30:59 PM
I dunno, let's find out right now!

What about supper?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 03, 2007, 02:05:14 PM
No cake for you!

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 03, 2007, 10:31:58 PM
Yeah, this one time when I was at a Grateful Dead concert...oh wait, that never happened. Never mind.

What've I got to lose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 04, 2007, 12:16:06 AM
Not much other than your third leg.

Who is Deezer's partner in mischief?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 04, 2007, 10:11:28 AM
MEGAߥTE, except in chatroom, where his partner in mischief is Mushroom_Boy.

Can You Eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 04, 2007, 11:23:30 AM
No, because I don't have a mouth.

If someone farts in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does he have to excuse himself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 04, 2007, 06:26:13 PM
Yes.  Trees are intelligent beings too.

Same situation, except a skunk is nearby, should you still excuse yourself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on March 05, 2007, 07:18:57 AM
Of course not! I shall scapegoat and blame it all on the skunk!!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Would you easily OVERUSE certain Wario attacks in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 05, 2007, 07:34:44 AM
Let's just say my new battle cry will be... SMELL YA LATER!

Are you allergic to shellfish?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 05, 2007, 04:11:13 PM
Nope. I could eat about half a million clams in an hour.

Mr. Brown can moo, can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 05, 2007, 07:26:55 PM
Sorry, I don't give in to peer pressure.

What if broadband was CHEAPER!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 06, 2007, 04:09:22 AM
I'd have it already.

O RLY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 06, 2007, 08:04:03 AM
YA RLY

Who DIDN'T expect me to say that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 06, 2007, 01:39:46 PM
No one expects the O RLY Inquisition!

Do you know how many crickets I've dodged in the past forty years?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 06, 2007, 03:55:01 PM
Probably over 5 million...

If Bowser didn't exist, would Mario be out of a job?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 06, 2007, 05:02:54 PM
No.  Peach always finds a way of getting her butt kidnapped.

What would happen if Luigi were a turnip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 07, 2007, 10:37:25 AM
Then he wouldn't be an un-turnip.

What if Mario were two midgets?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on March 07, 2007, 07:24:48 PM
Say hello to Luigi's second brother.

What is a random cheesy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 08, 2007, 03:04:01 PM
The opposite of a coldy calculated cheesy.

How loud am I asking this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 08, 2007, 03:21:07 PM
approximately 10pt.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "CK"? (its not a bad word just so you know)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 08, 2007, 03:51:45 PM
Firetruck!

Why does DK like bananas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 08, 2007, 05:40:55 PM
Because he can turn around and sell them for ridiculous profit!

Why wasn't I there to get it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 08, 2007, 08:40:55 PM
Early bird gets the worm, you know...

What is The Matrix?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 09, 2007, 06:35:26 AM
It's that little leprechon(sp) inside your head that tells you to burn down the orphanage.

Where in my stomach is Carman Sandiago?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 09, 2007, 02:06:18 PM
On her way down the poop chute.

How come I said "poop chute" instead of a more witty analogy like "back door"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 09, 2007, 02:50:53 PM
Because "poop chute" sounds a lot more funny and crude than "back door"

Should I post a Topic asking about people's favorite colors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 09, 2007, 03:14:20 PM
Yes. I don't think I've ever seen a topic like that around here before. Seriously.

Why didn't I give a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 09, 2007, 03:34:11 PM
Because you felt content with your own answer making it unnecessary to post another question.

Was that a little to In-Depth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 09, 2007, 08:32:08 PM
Not at all.

Why was I banned from Acmlm II?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 10, 2007, 09:29:13 AM
All that Visual Basic ranting, no doubt.

What in tarnation is a Visual Basic? Actually, scratch that; Vikings or Samauri?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 11, 2007, 12:04:00 AM
Ninja pirate zombie robots.

Bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 11, 2007, 09:04:53 AM
Only if you push the button to recieve it.

Remember that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 11, 2007, 09:29:17 AM
What?

So... how's it goin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on March 11, 2007, 10:15:21 AM
Der.

Da derp de derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 11, 2007, 11:56:01 PM
I think I'll push this button and receive some bacon instead.

Why do I have to go to all the trouble to press a button just to get bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 12, 2007, 07:49:33 AM
Because it's easier than frying it up yourself.

Will I get my name changed to WarpRattler?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 12, 2007, 10:10:10 AM
Sure, sounds cool.

Should I change my name to Mrs. Deezer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 12, 2007, 01:32:20 PM
That sounds kinda wrong.

Should I change my name to Rob-Bert?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on March 12, 2007, 01:42:43 PM
Stop with all this name changes!

What's for lunch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on March 12, 2007, 02:07:43 PM
Reheated popcorn shrimp with real Red Lobster cocktail sauce!

Who uses Vis-a-Vis pens anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 12, 2007, 03:25:47 PM
School teachers.

Is Sexy Parodius fun, or what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 12, 2007, 04:07:39 PM
I played it and found a distinct lack of sexiness, so NO.

Is Parodius the game that's bringing sexy back (dum-dum-du-dum)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 12, 2007, 05:48:13 PM
Sexy never left in the first place.

FALLING EXCLAMATION POINTS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 13, 2007, 08:53:12 AM
YES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!

Is this question an in-joke? (GET IT?!!?!?!?!!?!?????!!!!!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 09:26:37 AM
YESNOMAYBESO!

Smash that Hippy Crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 13, 2007, 12:41:03 PM
Mm-hmm.

How many fingers am I holding up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 13, 2007, 02:08:08 PM
You are all thumbs... So zero

If I found a super-awsome-cool glitch in a game, where should I post it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 13, 2007, 03:37:11 PM
In the "Scary games" thread from a year ago.

Pop quiz, hotshot: there's a bomb on a bus. Why didn't I previously notice that "question" was misspelled in in the title of this thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 13, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
...Where the dukar have you been? We only ask qusestions in here.

What is this "question" of which you speak?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on March 13, 2007, 05:42:29 PM
It is a Data Execution Prevention.

Is it verbing your nouns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 13, 2007, 06:36:20 PM
Only if you foolishly don't have verb-proof nouns.

What do bakers put on their beds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2007, 10:39:55 AM
Bread. It's a bread bed. :D

Why do I keep imagining myself with Wolverine claws?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 19, 2007, 01:35:34 PM
Cuz your mom's an X-men fan.

Why am I here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2007, 02:18:13 PM
Umm... pie.

Who let the dogs out?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 19, 2007, 02:32:41 PM
Why would I know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 19, 2007, 02:34:07 PM
Hmm... suspicious...

Wanna grape?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 20, 2007, 06:30:34 AM
Uh... yes?

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 20, 2007, 07:56:53 PM
Because...the word why means nothing.

Why is this called the Fungi Forums?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 20, 2007, 09:02:46 PM
Because it's a forum for FUN-GUYS!...and girls.

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 21, 2007, 07:54:57 AM
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Or something like that.

On a stick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 21, 2007, 11:37:48 AM
Beer.

What would you do-oo-oo, for a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 21, 2007, 12:57:48 PM
I'd walk up to the freezer and open it.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 22, 2007, 07:27:17 AM
Not really...

does 2 X 2 = Fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 22, 2007, 08:11:54 AM
No, it equals tootytwo.

HERMIT CRAB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 22, 2007, 07:26:55 PM
HERMIT CRAB.

How will YOU help fight in the war on drugs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on March 23, 2007, 12:32:11 AM
Sit on my bum and eat chips.

Ham with Pork?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 23, 2007, 07:34:50 AM
No. That's decidedly unhealthy.

Riddle me this, Batman: How many squirrels...does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 23, 2007, 07:59:20 AM
304,296,1203. Ha! You can see that it is an unrealistic number, so that means no squirrel can screw in a lightbulb! I kill you now, Riddler!!


Is 304,296,1203 a number in opposite land?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 23, 2007, 09:28:20 AM
Nope!

404'd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 23, 2007, 03:05:38 PM
Yesseree.

How biting is this social commentary?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 23, 2007, 07:09:40 PM
I'm not very social, so I wouldn't know.

How can I make Link do the Duck-walk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 23, 2007, 07:17:26 PM
Ask politely!

Why would you want to make Link do the Duck Walk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on March 23, 2007, 10:33:08 PM
Because it would be hilarious! ;D

How come paper beats rock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 23, 2007, 10:43:50 PM
...I don't know.  But rock must be having a bad day.

How come you beat paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on March 23, 2007, 10:46:23 PM
Because I have scissors.

Why can't scissors beat rock?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 24, 2007, 12:28:30 PM
Because it's not diamond-tipped. XD

Now to bring about an old classic... Butt's twevle bi-pies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on March 24, 2007, 12:40:48 PM
What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 24, 2007, 02:15:39 PM
It's another H*R reference.

Have you been here (http://www.homestarrunner.com) yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on March 24, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
Not personally, really, but a few acquaintances are fans.

What IS in the Wonderball? (well, besides cheap candy and stickers based on flash-in-the-pan Disney flicks)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on March 25, 2007, 07:58:16 AM
The lonely ideas of people working under Walt Disney just thrown away to be with cheap plastic candy.

Why can't turtles fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 25, 2007, 08:02:03 AM
Because blue hedgehogs don't have gills...ooh, wait, flashback.

What exactly is this... "Home-run Starrer", or whatever these kids are yappin' about these days? My grandson is constantly telling me about this "Bad Strong mails" or whatever, but all I end up on is the AARP website! How do I use this new-fangled Webbernet thingamawhatzawhoozit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 25, 2007, 08:36:12 AM
It's spelled "Interwebz".

Was Phalanx always such a fun game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 25, 2007, 02:10:22 PM
I dunno, I've never played it.

Another old classic... Why is Mario's hair a different color than his mustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 25, 2007, 07:59:53 PM
Because he fell into a vat of chemicals while on a secret mission in Robotropolis.

Hey wait...what the heck?  Why is the digital world merging with this one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 25, 2007, 08:10:22 PM
Because.

Should Mario grow a beard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on March 25, 2007, 08:50:52 PM
no, because then when he sits down children will sit on his lap and say,"I want a bike for Christmas."

Is a steak rapped in bacon good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 26, 2007, 07:36:40 AM
No, but a pork chop wrapped in bacon is a heart attack!

Is Mongolian BBQ awesome or what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: DeadAwake on March 26, 2007, 08:59:43 AM
Awesome.

When will the next mailbag happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 26, 2007, 10:38:49 AM
Yestermorrow.

Eh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 26, 2007, 07:15:30 PM
Watch yo' mouth!

Excuse me, good sir/madame, but would consider selling your arm over eBay for starving children in Africa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 27, 2007, 09:15:40 AM
Only if they eat the arm.

Billy-Bob bought four more magazines than Tim. Tim bought the same number of magazines as the number of fish Jason bought, but then sold two magazines. Jason bought three times as many fish as Cindy. Cindy bought two times as many fish as Jeff. Alex bought five more fish than Jeff. Alex bought seven fish. How many magazines did Billy-Bob buy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 27, 2007, 09:21:32 AM
Either fourteen or sixteen.

Thy game is over...play again (Y/N)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 27, 2007, 02:05:41 PM
Y...would I?

Get it?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 27, 2007, 03:18:25 PM
/me hits Glorb with a brick

Want to hear "Question!"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 27, 2007, 06:56:34 PM
No thank you very much indeed.

What if you woke up one day as your *insert parent that shares your gender here*?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 27, 2007, 07:04:30 PM
No thanks, I didn't watch that movie.

Are You Experienced?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 27, 2007, 07:12:17 PM
Totally depends.

Should I jump off a cliff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 27, 2007, 07:15:52 PM
Please do so, for great justice!

wut
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 27, 2007, 07:20:44 PM
Indeedified

Great justice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 27, 2007, 07:21:41 PM
MOVE "ZIG".

This is bad, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 27, 2007, 07:35:34 PM
Not quite.

When will Microsoft actually release a version of Windows on time???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 28, 2007, 07:26:04 AM
If they're still around, 2072.

BADGES?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 28, 2007, 07:57:50 AM
Only with enough Badge Points.

Will SPM have Quadruple-Dip? (Obvious answer: NO!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 28, 2007, 08:01:21 AM
Maybe.

Should I hit you with this pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 28, 2007, 08:04:31 AM
Only if it's banana cream.

Why are we the only two people posting here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 28, 2007, 08:05:16 AM
Because everybody else is asleep.

When will I run out of questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 28, 2007, 08:12:20 AM
Once your mind is fried.

Does fried mind taste good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 28, 2007, 12:14:36 PM
/me takes a big old bite of fried mind

Is this question the answer to some larger, unseen question? Or is it merely the sub-answer to a question much smaller than this question, answerable only by a questionable source of answers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 28, 2007, 04:19:07 PM
... What?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 29, 2007, 07:50:42 AM
Indeed.

¿Por qué?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 29, 2007, 02:11:23 PM
Me no speeky you langy.

I say there monstrosity, do you know the times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 29, 2007, 03:44:36 PM
If by "monstrosity", you mean "monstrously handsome secret agent astronaut", and by "the times", you mean The New Jersey Times, then no.

How do you work this thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on March 29, 2007, 08:14:40 PM
You don't- it works you!

What will the Mario series be like in 2002?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 29, 2007, 08:39:46 PM
Super Mario Sunshine will have just come out.

Why 2002 and not 2112?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 30, 2007, 07:33:13 AM
Because 2112 is ridiculous.

I ask again: ¿Por que?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 30, 2007, 01:13:24 PM
Um...uh...yes?

Agh! Holy crap! Did I answer that right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 31, 2007, 08:27:20 AM
Juana pasa la banana a le nana.

What did I just say in my broken Spanish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 31, 2007, 09:07:55 AM
Something about the banana katamari.

Braiiiiiiins?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on March 31, 2007, 10:05:09 AM
Except on Fridays. That's part of the zombie religion.

So, this "Fungi Forums"...is it connected to the Mafia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 31, 2007, 11:40:52 AM
Yeah, the Penguin Mafia.

Why am I being yelled at by people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 31, 2007, 02:28:49 PM
Because it's in people's nature to yell at eachother, you and me included.

:O Did I give a smart answer for this?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on March 31, 2007, 03:58:10 PM
O SNAP

If it's raining on Tuesday, will the ground be wet the preceding Monday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2007, 07:59:30 AM
Maybe...

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WEBSITE?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 01, 2007, 08:10:10 AM
You threw it away Mrs. Wasteful McWastefulpants, from Wastingshire, England.

Hey guys, I'm back with those hot dogs...OH MY GOD! You've all been eaten by aliens and then they layed eggs in your stomachs!! WHY??!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 01, 2007, 08:12:33 AM
They started it.

April Fooled yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2007, 09:58:42 AM
YOU CANNOT FOOL ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Or can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 01, 2007, 10:37:34 AM
Apparently, I can't.

So...this is the Custom Titles-Only Exclusive Gold Membership Club? Where's all the champagne and monocles? Have I been...dare I say...fooled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2007, 11:15:45 AM
Actually, the champagne and monocles were property of WarpRattler, Inc., and were taken with me when I left the CTOEGMC.

Why did Glorb think he'd get to wear the monocles and drink the champagne?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on April 01, 2007, 11:22:34 AM
Because he thought it was The Custom Titles-Only Exclusive Gold Membership Club.

Why do we give CT's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2007, 12:25:21 PM
We don't. The mods do.

Fortune cookie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2007, 12:33:34 PM
No, thank you.

Did you know?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 01, 2007, 05:53:56 PM
Know what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 02, 2007, 07:32:14 AM
Anything.

Would you like to play a game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 02, 2007, 11:52:31 AM
Sure.

What kind of game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on April 02, 2007, 03:35:38 PM
A Mario game.

What else would we play on this website? :p
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on April 02, 2007, 08:00:29 PM
A non-Mario game.

What is the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 02, 2007, 08:46:20 PM


The meaning is life is what you make it. Which might be a life obsessed with clowns.

How many hours in 5 weeks, 17 days and one year?

EDIT: I owe a super huge apology to everyone who likes Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Really, I'm sorry for being such a butt to everyone about it.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 02, 2007, 09:23:45 PM
10,008.

Who is casting the Sleeping spell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 03, 2007, 07:58:32 AM
Morpheus.

HOW DARE PAPERLUIGI SAY THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE IS STUPID?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 08:57:09 AM
He just dares.

Can you get your money back for all of that broken crap that you spent your hard-earned dollar on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 03, 2007, 09:02:18 AM
^ Maybe...
< ...but maybe not.
v Why am I posting as if this were the ^<v game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 09:17:46 AM
I dunno.

Where my dog is at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 03, 2007, 11:03:22 AM
I wouldn't know, Ms. Puppykicker.

Are you willing to kick a puppy to save your own life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 11:55:37 AM
RAAAAH! *strangles you*

Why must Glorb keep up all this puppy-kicking crap?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 03, 2007, 12:24:21 PM
Anything GLorb says is not be taken seriously, which is obviously proven by his lack of arguing skills.

Why am I such an arguer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 12:34:46 PM
Um... you refuse to take no for an answer? Yeah! That's it!

Would you like a cup of tea? :3
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 03, 2007, 02:31:25 PM
Iced tea, maybe.

How come PaperLuigi hates a lot of things most of the other users like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 02:42:22 PM
You ask too many questions. D:< Not enough qusestions.

Good evening, sir or madam. Could I interest you in these lovely scented candles? Or maybe these collectable pens?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 03, 2007, 03:51:16 PM
Pens will do!

Why DO I hate things the other forumers like, even though the same thing can be said for others hating the things I like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 04:01:48 PM
You ask too many questions. D:< Not enough qusestions.

Why the crap did I reuse an answer???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 03, 2007, 05:42:43 PM
Because you kick...oh, never mind.

Wait, if GG kicks puppies, then what do I kick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 04, 2007, 06:35:30 AM
You don't kick anything. You pat people's butts. :O

PopTarts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 04, 2007, 09:44:57 AM
No, I already had breakfast.

Psst, what the crap is a Pop Tart? Is it out to get me?! Should I amass a stckpile of banned assault weapons to protect me?!?! What if it comes through the back door?!?!!?!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 04, 2007, 11:42:46 AM
Don't worry. The guy with the bellymouth will protect you from PopTarts. ^_^

^o_^ Monacle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 04, 2007, 01:41:27 PM
No, it's a massive teardrop.

Will you do a little jig for my amusement?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 04, 2007, 02:56:28 PM
*dances* Shimmy down, shimmy down~~~!

Where do you go with a head like that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 04, 2007, 07:03:51 PM
Everywhere and then some.

What is it now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 05, 2007, 07:35:28 AM
Bacon.

WHO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 05, 2007, 08:42:32 AM
Bacon.

WHO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 05, 2007, 09:27:22 AM
Bacon.

WHO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 05, 2007, 12:45:45 PM
...Sausage!

Why am I such a nonconformist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 05, 2007, 03:01:30 PM
Good for you. You get 200 bonus points. ^_^

Could life be dream, sh-boom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 05, 2007, 03:24:38 PM
Maybe.

WHO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 05, 2007, 04:10:56 PM
Didn't you hear the man?! Sauage! Stoopid.

How can you sleep, knowing that I'm awesomer than you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 05, 2007, 04:32:58 PM
Because I know you're a failure.

Why is my sister watching The Pacifier again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 06, 2007, 11:55:39 AM
Because it's like watching a clown train wreck.

I checked warioman's resume, and he was never a hard-hitting action cop. Also, New Super Wario Bros. isn't a real game. Why would he dupe me so?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 06, 2007, 01:42:30 PM
He's a bad seed and needs to be punished.

How should we punish him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 06, 2007, 01:50:26 PM
He's already banned.

Which action was the last straw?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 06, 2007, 02:21:46 PM
When he pushed someone off a plane. Now that's rude.

Is the Mod Squad getting worn out with all this banning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 06, 2007, 03:10:33 PM
Maybe. Maybe not.

Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 06, 2007, 04:46:01 PM
No. How did I even get here?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 06, 2007, 05:01:36 PM
You fell in a hole.

Did I fall in a hole too?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on April 06, 2007, 05:53:21 PM
Nope. I teleported here through the use of a warp pipe.

Does anybody know how a warp pipe works?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 06, 2007, 06:54:34 PM
Umm... no. Ask him! *points to random guy*

What power?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on April 06, 2007, 10:12:32 PM
The power to the people.

Qwertyuiop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2007, 11:13:14 AM
No. Just no.

What do you like most?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 01:22:16 PM
Asdfghjkl.

Zxcvbnm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 07, 2007, 05:28:45 PM
`1234567890-=

Do you know the way to Armadillo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 05:30:52 PM
Ask Mighty.

Is Gorgon Lightfoot creepin' 'round your back stair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 05:32:38 PM
EDIT: My attention span sucks.

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 07, 2007, 05:36:29 PM
Hahahahaha! Foo'! You posted in the wrong thread! Gahahahaha!

Shall we all proceed to mock The Chef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2007, 05:37:53 PM
Yes.

Are you a bad enough dude to GET ON UP AND DANCE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 07, 2007, 06:01:28 PM
I'm not a dude, but I'm bad enough.

Do you like being shot out of a cannon and bashed to pieces with a stick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2007, 06:06:19 PM
No, I like to DANCE.

Is the astral badger stuffed or not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 06:12:03 PM
It will be when I shoot it?

Where did I leave my Buck Rodgers 3000 Pro Badger Killer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2007, 06:14:49 PM
In the future.

Should I travel through time at the speed of time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 08, 2007, 09:13:49 AM
Sure, go right ahead.

VICTORY IS MINE! ... Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 08, 2007, 10:24:45 AM
That's what you think...

How can you answer this question if it is not a question since it does not end with a question mark.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 08, 2007, 10:32:41 AM
You don't answer it foo'! It's not a question!

What's the best part of laundry? folding, or washing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on April 08, 2007, 11:40:34 AM
Getting someone else to do it.

What would George W. Bush's prestidential librery look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 08, 2007, 11:53:30 AM
A giant ball of yarn.

What animated show did I just reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 08, 2007, 02:40:18 PM
Dunno.

Did you have a good Easter? And if you don't celebrate Easter, how's your day been?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 02:57:02 PM
Yes.

Maybe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 08, 2007, 03:03:12 PM
Possibly.

Would it have been funnier if I misspelled it "possilby"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 03:06:24 PM
Porsilby.

Who wants chowder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 08, 2007, 03:08:17 PM
Only if you say it like "chowdah" or "show-dere".

If you got that joke, are you a geek or a nerd?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 03:18:37 PM
Whichever one doesn't eat chicken heads.

Do you has a flavor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 08, 2007, 03:32:23 PM
Me has no flavor, sadly.

If you smack something hard enough, will it spontaneously combust?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 03:34:37 PM
Ear.

If I'm playing R-TYPE, what system should I play it on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on April 08, 2007, 05:29:49 PM
The Wii Virtual Console.

Hello? Is anyone home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 05:31:39 PM
Nope.

Am I the only one who thinks it's hilarious that the closest Wal*Mart to my house has a PS3 in stock, but no Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 08, 2007, 06:09:57 PM
Yes. Very much so.

Is your heart in pain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 08, 2007, 06:18:38 PM
No.

Argh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 09, 2007, 10:48:48 AM
Get away from me, dirty pirate lover!

Do you know how to play the Beverly Hills Cop theme song on piano, kazoo, and violin simultaneously?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 09, 2007, 04:28:05 PM
Although that's possible (as long as you don't expect much coming from feet playing the piano), I don't even know what Beverly Hills Cop is.

Who has the greatest headdress of all? (Ra's is pretty cool.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 09, 2007, 04:54:22 PM
Insane Steve's oriole feather headdress is pretty awesome.

Will anybody get the reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 09, 2007, 05:57:06 PM
Luigi in disguise.

Could you pass the gravy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 09, 2007, 05:58:58 PM
No.

Can I have a chocobo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on April 10, 2007, 09:45:57 AM
There is a kfc (Kentucky Fried Chocobo) right down the street.

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, " I think I'll go squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 10, 2007, 09:54:33 AM
John Smitherson, Age 67. Address: 23 Empty Lake Road, Chickenmilk, Wisconsin.

You're not going to send prank mail to poor old Mr. Smitherson, now, will you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperWario on April 10, 2007, 12:54:25 PM
of course I won't........ ;D

Do octopuses have arms, or legs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 10, 2007, 03:28:16 PM
They're called tentacles, my good man.

Am I right or left?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 10, 2007, 04:06:28 PM
A la derecha.

Why give a care about a bad reputation anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 10, 2007, 05:56:53 PM
Nobody wants to be the most hated thing around.

Do you see what I see?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 11, 2007, 09:09:42 AM
I see that GG's been listening to the Shrek soundtrack.

Watson, have my powers of deduction astounded you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 11, 2007, 02:59:28 PM
*gaspeth* They have! 8O

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? XD
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 11, 2007, 04:28:58 PM
I can't remember the exact quote, so I'll just throw you over the bridge.

Why does GiftedGirl use Internet Explorer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 11, 2007, 04:43:36 PM
I dunno, she seems to like quite of things that would otherwise be deemed crappy by the masses.

Why am I so brutally honest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 11, 2007, 05:21:08 PM
Becuase you have been deemed crappy by the masses.

Wait...masses of what? Poop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 12, 2007, 07:24:24 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say... no.

Shouldn't it be, "Ask a stupid question...", not "Ask a stupid qusestion"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 12, 2007, 08:40:53 PM
You fool! That's like asking how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves!

What's the rhythm in this section?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 13, 2007, 01:22:02 PM
None, because you ain't got no rythym.

Did Suffix just get served? Yo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 13, 2007, 07:47:36 PM
You fool! That's like asking how Strong Bad types with boxing gloves!

I burst out laughing when I read this. XD

Back on topic: I'm sure he'll find a way to get back at you.

Did you take a bite out of my surfboard? Y'know, by mistake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on April 13, 2007, 09:29:50 PM
Yes. My mouth took over my body, and before you know it, I had the taste of salt water in my mouth.

Can I ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on April 14, 2007, 07:28:29 AM
You just did so...

Does this dress make me look fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2007, 09:07:39 AM
O_O; You weird!

Does this money in my pocket make my butt look big?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 14, 2007, 09:44:19 AM
You have no pockets!

Do you enjoy watching peoples despair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2007, 12:25:15 PM
No. No I don't.

Do you believe in fairies? (Say no and a fairy dies. D: )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 14, 2007, 01:32:51 PM
Fairies do not exist. Die, nonexistent fairies, die!

In which game does Toad appear creepiest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2007, 02:25:15 PM
D': ... you just killed a fairy... fairy killer...

I've never found Toad to be creepy at all. Toadsworth's the creepy one.

In which game does Toadsworth appear creepiest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 14, 2007, 03:23:42 PM
Mario's Pants Are Missing!

Did you find Mario's pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 14, 2007, 04:02:24 PM
No, and I don't want to. D:

Did anyone notice my new Mario-themed avatar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 14, 2007, 06:11:15 PM
Wow, GG's avatar is.............me!  :)

Just me, myself and I.  :)

Jibba Jabba?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 15, 2007, 08:27:31 AM
Pika Pika. :D

Can you do it if you really try?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 15, 2007, 11:50:23 AM
If by "do" you mean "commit" and by "it" you mean "crime", then yes. Yes you can.

Are you asking for a challenge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 15, 2007, 01:37:49 PM
Heck no.

Wanna see my belly button? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on April 15, 2007, 08:06:24 PM
I'm already mortified from seeing Ganondorf's.

Why is it called 'orange juice' even though it's yellow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 16, 2007, 09:27:36 AM
Because it comes from an orange!

Why do you need more original songs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 16, 2007, 02:03:46 PM
Because this Beatles crap ain't gonna cut it, bub!

Mario...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 16, 2007, 02:46:50 PM
No, guess again.

Who makes the best tasting buttermilk cookies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 16, 2007, 02:53:07 PM
Old Man Smitherson. But not since the great buttermilk crisis of '58 has he ever give them to anyone but the mayor of Chickenmilk, Wisconsin. Rumor has that the mayor receives shipments every Friday from two gnomes dressed in green leather jackets, but they'll only hand them over if you have the Sword of Mastery, which can only be obtained if you give the Collectible Pewter Monkey Statue/Liquor Bottle to the Master of Unlocking.

Will you accept this quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 16, 2007, 03:08:50 PM
SYSTEM MALFUNCTION. D:

Why did I just act like a robot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 17, 2007, 12:40:01 PM
Because you ARE ONE!

Good sir, would you happen to be carrying any strange hats on you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 17, 2007, 03:41:08 PM
No, for I am not a "sir".

Who blew out my candles?!! D:<
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 18, 2007, 10:04:28 AM
Sam Fisher.

Is The Chef really blue, or was he simply lying so that the blue frog wouldn't be alone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 19, 2007, 06:01:05 PM
No.

Am I annoying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on April 19, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
YES

Who agrees?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 20, 2007, 08:26:07 AM
Hey, not me!

If my comedic talent is withering away, should I water it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 20, 2007, 10:22:07 AM
Only if you get a Chia Pet.

Does Toad have any relationship with Toadsworth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 20, 2007, 11:11:18 AM
Yeah, they're 6-letters-removed.

What was your nickname as a kid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 20, 2007, 12:15:48 PM
I still R a kid!! D:

What's the use of pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 21, 2007, 08:53:58 AM
Pie is for eating. And throwing. Everyone knows that.

Of all the trees we could have hit, did it have to be the one that hits back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 21, 2007, 09:13:12 AM
Sadly, yes. If The Evil Dead taught me anything, it's that trees will just as soon murder you (possibly with apples) as they will provide life-giving oxygen.

Samus Aran...is a GIRL?!?!??!!1
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 10:27:22 AM
Only if you think she is.

Why is it that I'm not famous?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 22, 2007, 01:33:35 PM
Because you've never guest-starred on The Cosby Show, and never will.

Did I just dash Masher's dreams on the ground like a sack of dreams? And, now that I mention it, isn't there a Kirby game called Kirby and the Sack of Dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 01:35:24 PM
Yes, And no... either one.

Who exactly is Bill Cosby...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 22, 2007, 02:47:57 PM
Not a clue.

I got Pearl today~! Wanna know which Pokemon I got? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 02:52:39 PM
Sure!

What PokeMANS does GiftedGirl have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 22, 2007, 03:04:33 PM
Piplup, Starly, Bidoof, Zubat and Budew. And it's PokeMON! PokeMON! Drives me insane when people say Pokemans!

Why must people say Pokemans? Is it just to get on my nerves or what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 22, 2007, 03:42:06 PM
Why must you say things like "Boogity Boogity"?

Who is this mysterious-looking guy sitting at the other table?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 04:21:58 PM
Who, me?

Why didn't NintendoExptert answer GiftedGirl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 22, 2007, 04:31:36 PM
Because it was a rhetorical question, shtoopit!

If you let me show you my Pokemans, will you give me a dollar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 04:33:32 PM
No, I'll give you 1.33333333333333333 dollars.

Why'd Glorb call his Pokemon PokeMANS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on April 22, 2007, 05:00:45 PM
There's lots of mans who would also do.

Who are the stressed-desserts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 05:04:10 PM
Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Why'd I answer a question with "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 22, 2007, 06:40:16 PM
*shrugs*

Would you like to go on a quest?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sunbun on April 22, 2007, 07:08:24 PM
No, because chances are it will involve Pokemon or Muppets and I don't have the time for that, sry.

Why is FG&S so popular?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MaxVance on April 22, 2007, 07:13:59 PM
It's a very easy place in which to post.

Why doesn't FG&S have a moderator?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on April 22, 2007, 07:14:38 PM
Same reason bathrooms don't

Wait why am I posting here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 22, 2007, 07:25:02 PM
Because you can. Duh.

You kiddin' me?!!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 23, 2007, 06:32:42 AM
Maybe

What's the difference between 1 and 2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 23, 2007, 12:36:33 PM
1.

Why won't you answer me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 24, 2007, 06:31:52 AM
Jebus won't let me.

Who's Jebus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 24, 2007, 10:17:27 AM
A robot from beyond the stars.

Wha...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 24, 2007, 03:25:35 PM
The missing letter is T.

Is this a game-show?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 24, 2007, 07:25:18 PM
No, it's a mage wosh.

Where's everyone going? Bingo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 24, 2007, 09:19:45 PM
No, Meteo. They're going to destroy the evil planet.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 25, 2007, 06:42:55 AM
EXACTLY!!

No, but seriously... What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 25, 2007, 08:50:04 AM
Precisely.

Is it true that this "money" you speak of can be exchanged for goods and services? If so, how may I acquire this "money"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 25, 2007, 07:22:12 PM
... *slowly backs away from you*

What are we talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on April 25, 2007, 09:10:29 PM
Buying me Tetris DS.

Please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 26, 2007, 06:28:45 AM
Never!!!!

Look over there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 26, 2007, 09:15:55 AM
No. Just, no.

What now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on April 26, 2007, 03:06:53 PM
What does Bowser do with Peach before Mario gets there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 26, 2007, 03:45:10 PM
You Sick Sick man... all he does his feed her pie...

Why didn't Nintendoobsessed answer Glorb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on April 27, 2007, 08:38:35 AM
We may shall never know.

What would be the fate of the series today if the hero in Donkey Kong was named "Luigi" instead of "Mario"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 27, 2007, 09:34:13 AM
Then his name...would be Luigi. Also, cars would have square wheels.

If I help someone steal a handbag, does that make me an ACCESSORY to the crime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Clyde on April 27, 2007, 09:53:50 AM
No, you just get in trouble by the Mario police.

What happen if Bowser start being a hero instead of a villain.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 27, 2007, 01:44:34 PM
See every Mario RPG.

Did you know that Clyde just posted the 5555th post? Why not MEEEEE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on April 27, 2007, 02:26:20 PM
Beacause you have no hands.







                 Why does Mario have a mustache?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 27, 2007, 03:56:40 PM
Whay not? Are you accusing me of something? Are you, for that matter, challenging me to a pickle-eating contest in Trenton, New Jersey? Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on April 27, 2007, 04:11:58 PM
Uh... maybe?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on April 27, 2007, 08:10:09 PM
I dunno.

Who ordered the smack in the face?
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on April 28, 2007, 12:31:50 PM
The mysterious Tatanga.

Does Mario ever get indegestion from eating Fire flowers?
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Post by: Glorb on April 28, 2007, 12:46:05 PM
Good question.

Hypothetically speaking, what quantities of wood would the woodchuck in question be capable of chucking, if such a hypothetical woodchuck were capable of such a feat as wood-chuckery?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on April 29, 2007, 11:38:07 AM
Scientificaly speaking, if you convert the average amount of dirt a woodchuck chucks (they're groundhogs under a different name) while digging tunnels and homes underground into standard wood, it equates into about 700 pounds of wood. And woodchucks can chuck wood. But they mostly just nibble on it if you give it to them in captivity.

Too much to handle?
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 01:42:42 PM
Nah.

Why does that guy say "the fly" in The legend of MAX?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 01:48:32 PM
Because MAX isn't cool

Who's MAX? cause I dunno...
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 01:49:22 PM
MaxVance is a member of the Fungi Forums.

Has Masher101 ever played DDR?
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Post by: Glorb on April 29, 2007, 02:00:34 PM
No, just Dance Dance Revolution Super Ultra FinalMIX ULTRA SuperNOVA NeedlessCAPITALIZATION Ultimate Mega Mix 5 Volume 2 Karaoke Edition.

Has Masher101 ever played Super Street Fighter Alpha 3 vs. Street Fighter 3 Zero: Turbo Mega Championship Edition Part II++?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 02:01:02 PM
Yeah, alot. I have stepmania.

Is WarpRattler a good DDR player?
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 02:14:01 PM
Depends on your definition of good; depending on the day, I can pass TSUGARU (APPLE MIX) with a dance mat on the PS2 version of DDR Extreme. I can pass it every time on StepMania.

Hold on...did I just answer a serious question with a serious answer?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 02:18:50 PM
No idea...

Am I and WarpRattler the only two active people today?
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 02:20:17 PM
Yes, because we're ignoring Glorb.

Are you ready?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 02:21:11 PM
YES SIR!!

I'm not in the Army... am I?! Well?! AM I?! AGHHH!!!???
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 02:24:54 PM
Yes, you are.

Spin or solve?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 02:26:05 PM
Er... spin?

Spppppiiiiiiinnnnnnn... WEEEEE....Why am I spinning?
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 02:29:26 PM
Ooh, bankrupt!

Why are we playing Wheel of Fortune?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 02:31:34 PM
Cause we are

I'de like to buy an A, please
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Post by: WarpRattler on April 29, 2007, 03:14:24 PM
I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money.

How did I forget how to get the second star at Big Boo's Haunt?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 29, 2007, 05:40:20 PM
You didn't ask nicely

How do you say please and thank you?
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on April 29, 2007, 06:15:40 PM
You slap your knees and lick your lips.

What would happen if Boshi died?
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Post by: Glorb on April 30, 2007, 07:49:48 AM
Then he would no longer be living.

I am the awesomest person on the Internet, right?
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on April 30, 2007, 02:44:08 PM
No, you are the dumbinest.

Why does Mario eat food?
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Post by: Masher101 on April 30, 2007, 03:39:29 PM
Cause' he does

What's with the 9?
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Post by: Boo Dudley on April 30, 2007, 08:44:11 PM
7 ate him

where are my socks?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 07:03:12 AM
OVER THERE!!

Where?
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Post by: Glorb on May 01, 2007, 10:43:55 AM
Right there. Duh.

How many roads must a man walk down before he gets the "500 miles walked!!!1" Xbox Live Achievement?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 05:37:21 PM
Uhm... 500 mile long roads? or... 250 two mile long roads... or... 125 four mile roads... or 1 500 mile long road?
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Post by: Glorb on May 02, 2007, 11:42:33 AM
Perhaps.

What the...?
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Post by: Boo Dudley on May 02, 2007, 12:45:24 PM
oops, sorry *zzzip*

Now, whats around to eat.
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Post by: Glorb on May 02, 2007, 02:23:49 PM
Well, you can have that big ol' sack o' potatoes.

Now that I have a Wii, will you kindly stop bullying me?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 02, 2007, 04:03:15 PM
Sure! Welcome to the club.

Why'd Glorb wait so DANG long to get a Wii?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 02, 2007, 04:57:42 PM
Good question. Let's ask him when he gets here.

Why'd my parents wait so long to get me a Wii?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 02, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
Cause you're not spoiled like me, and got one for me while I was asleep on a saturday.

Who's in the Wii club?
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Post by: Toad on May 02, 2007, 08:56:04 PM
Wii the people.

Is L real?
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Post by: Boo Dudley on May 03, 2007, 06:04:25 AM
No, L is not rea  peop e have been  ieng to you.

What's inside that pinata.
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Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 06:29:01 AM
The missing Ls

Should I wack it?!
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Post by: Glorb on May 03, 2007, 09:05:45 AM
Only if you possess the Magic Pinatablade, which can only be obtained by doing an interpretive dance for those gnomes in green leather jackets I mentioned a few pages back.

Why aren't there any Wii games where you can strangle people with the Wiimote? That's, like, why I bought it!
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Post by: Boo Dudley on May 03, 2007, 10:52:20 AM
Because Miis Don't have necks?

What nonsense will be posted next?
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Post by: Glorb on May 03, 2007, 02:49:17 PM
Pyogybnioborf fniyrglidif!

Pthbbbt?
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Post by: The Chef on May 03, 2007, 04:11:09 PM
What the pfargtle?

What the pfargtle?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2007, 06:42:58 PM
I think it's pfargtl.

What the pfargtl?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 08:35:43 PM
Gell-O!

Jell-O?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 04, 2007, 10:57:03 AM
J-Lo.

J-Lo?
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on May 04, 2007, 11:20:16 AM
mmm..no

Why do pirahna plants never come up a pipe while Mario is standing on it?
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Post by: Glorb on May 04, 2007, 11:24:50 AM
Oh...really? Huh. Dunno.

Was that a satisfactory answer?
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Post by: Nintendoobsessed on May 04, 2007, 02:33:28 PM
If you say squirps a lot

Do alll shy guys own dogs?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 04, 2007, 03:25:46 PM
No, It's cause they ARE dogs!

WHAT IS THIS?!
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 04, 2007, 03:26:53 PM
Your Face.


do you eat lotsa' Spaghetti?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 04, 2007, 03:30:13 PM
No

Does SushiBoy eat lots of Sushi?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 04, 2007, 06:51:48 PM
I would assume so, unless he's half-sushi.

Why not?
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Post by: Boo Dudley on May 04, 2007, 08:42:46 PM
Because, land-mines blow up if you step on them.

What would you get if you spliced an apple an a donkey?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 05, 2007, 08:44:20 AM
Whatever you get when you hold your tounge and say apple.

What's in my right hand behind my back?
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Post by: Glorb on May 05, 2007, 09:45:06 AM
The universe.

Are you ready to RAWK?!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 05, 2007, 05:29:17 PM
Not the hawk! D:

It's raining. |( What about in your corner of the world?
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Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 05, 2007, 08:05:55 PM
The world is round, so technically there are no corners.

What is inside an empty can?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 05, 2007, 08:15:44 PM
Turtles!

Cowabunga?
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Post by: Robert on May 05, 2007, 09:38:20 PM
That grew old years ago.

How could you do something like that!?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 06, 2007, 09:22:00 AM
Hey, who told you?

Blu-Ray or HD-DVD?
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Post by: Glorb on May 06, 2007, 11:18:26 AM
Well, both have their merits. Although Blu-Ray has a higher capacity and more movies being ported to the format, it can only be used in Sony-produced devices, and we know how that went before. HD-DVD, being made by Microsoft, has the potential to reach a larger audience, but will not be used for games. So, I'll go with 8-Track.

Genesis and Super NES are both '90s game systems, so they can play each other's cartridges, right?
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Post by: The Chef on May 06, 2007, 03:23:58 PM
Can an NES and a Master System play each other's cartridges?

Are you a Gerber baby?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 06, 2007, 03:34:48 PM
I'll bet I was.

Does this baby look like she's a Gerber baby to you?
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Post by: Glorb on May 06, 2007, 05:21:02 PM
Hmm...vaguely.

I'm a future failure? You mean, I was voted Most Likely to Fail?
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Post by: The Chef on May 06, 2007, 07:18:07 PM
I think it means you failed the future, or something like that.

Why am I still Bacon and Eggs?
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Post by: Toad on May 06, 2007, 08:22:53 PM
Because you haven't done anything CT worthy in a while, I guess..

Why isn't Toad playable in Mario Hoops?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2007, 09:48:58 PM
Because, quite frankly, he is too short.

Why hasn't there been a Mario football?
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Post by: Robert on May 07, 2007, 05:30:07 AM
Because Mario's too out of shape to play football.

Why are they called "Chaos emeralds" when not all of them are green?
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Post by: Glorb on May 07, 2007, 08:44:41 AM
Why not?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 07, 2007, 02:16:55 PM
*bonk* That's why not.

EWW! Hair on the floor! Whose hair is this?!!
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Post by: Glorb on May 07, 2007, 03:59:41 PM
Oops, my bad.

Who was that guy who never used capitals and was, like, old, and he wrote poems or whatever and stuff?
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Post by: SushieBoy on May 07, 2007, 04:24:25 PM
Edgar Mencia!

Do you know the muffin man?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 07, 2007, 07:38:32 PM
Location: Drury Lane

Hey, what's this button do?
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Post by: Sqrt2 on May 08, 2007, 06:13:12 AM
It starts up your rocket ship.

Psst! Do you know?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 08, 2007, 07:40:02 AM
Depends...

...Hello?
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Post by: Glorb on May 08, 2007, 07:42:28 AM
Hi.

Depends? Eeew.
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 08, 2007, 07:43:46 AM
Yeah, that kinda ran through my mind for a sec there...

Whadda ya sellin'?
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Post by: Glorb on May 08, 2007, 07:49:39 AM
Just this old shotgun.

Strange-ah! Whadderya gonna do with that weapon?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 11, 2007, 04:34:08 PM
Uh... Nothing.

What is a pshewsdsers?
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Post by: Suffix on May 11, 2007, 06:43:02 PM
Ah! A PSHEWSDSERS is a Petrified Shallow Hill Entryway With Several Destructive Sandwich Eating Razor Sheep.

Now, how did you get into the Czerca Archive?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 11, 2007, 07:18:05 PM
Wazzat?

Wazzat?
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Post by: Glorb on May 12, 2007, 09:22:57 AM
Of course! A Wazzat, or, in layman's terms, a Withering Aardvark...uhm...well, I can't think of the rest.

Was I on a roll there?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 12, 2007, 11:17:07 AM
For a second there...

MARIO IS A PLUMBER?!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 12, 2007, 05:42:10 PM
Uhh... you didn't notice that?

Do you want Jess to be returned... by Count Bleck?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 12, 2007, 08:22:34 PM
Durrr... That's why I set out on a crazy remake of Super Paper Mario to save you! Jeeze... *rolls eyes*

Who will join my party?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 13, 2007, 03:03:08 PM
What party?

Showers or baths?
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Post by: Glorb on May 13, 2007, 07:25:34 PM
Briefs.

Oh won't you take me to (bow ba dow) Funkytown?
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Post by: Sqrt2 on May 14, 2007, 03:33:42 AM
No. Get a Taxi. Or Walk.

Will Daisy ever get Tangata to kidnap herself again, just so Luigi can rescue her?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 14, 2007, 06:18:21 AM
"No!!!" Screamed Luigi

How much money do I owe to Freindly Video now that I've had Super Paper Mario for an extra day?
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Post by: Glorb on May 14, 2007, 09:14:47 AM
Your sssouull!

Are you going to get Mario & Sonic at the Jefferson, West Virginia 24th Annual Greased Pig/Pie-Eating Competition Semifinals?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on May 14, 2007, 04:18:06 PM
Well... I might RENT it.

Still stickin' with 8-tracks?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 15, 2007, 07:06:46 AM
No?!

Uh... what IS an 8-track, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 15, 2007, 09:38:42 AM
Good lord, you must be stuck in the...'50s.

If Tim has twice the number of apples Tom has, and Tad has half as many oranges as Tom has apples, then how many pears does Tim have?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 15, 2007, 04:02:41 PM
Uh... six hundred and four?

What is the difference between Mario and Luigi's mustachshs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 15, 2007, 06:47:01 PM
Mario's moustache is dangerous.

As you'll hopefully know, I am quite above the villainous and gratuitous use of subliminal or superliminal messages. But you trust me, right?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 15, 2007, 07:19:24 PM
That was low, man.

Doesn't anyone besides Masher and The Chef(and a few others) want to save me from marrying the biggest idiot/pervert on the planet?
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Post by: Suffix on May 15, 2007, 11:53:27 PM
Nobody's going to brainwash you into saying "I do."

What's your bee status?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 16, 2007, 06:35:50 AM
Level 4034

Uhm... Should I really eat toast with bacon?
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Post by: Glorb on May 16, 2007, 09:53:09 AM
No! Are you NUTS?!

Get it? Nuts, as in, the food?

Ha ha?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 16, 2007, 03:46:41 PM
Wow. Peanuts.

What are you talking about... jebus!
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 16, 2007, 06:50:58 PM
Huh?

I'm here! Now what were your other two wishes?
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Post by: Masher101 on May 17, 2007, 06:39:50 AM
No you're not. I WANT MY WISHES!

But, I can't go! They are taking baboons, Donkeys, oranges, and lemons!
it's just not FAIR! I need to go!

So, who is saying that?
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Post by: Glorb on May 17, 2007, 12:26:21 PM
No answer...Bob Dole is hot...

Wait...was I duped?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on May 17, 2007, 03:25:45 PM
Yeah...

Here's a subliminal message for you.

But it's twentey two worlds of cheese heated extra extreame. So extreame.

Dunno what it means, but I think it is a good phrase.

Bit two cheese.
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 17, 2007, 05:23:57 PM
No question! D: *dies*

Life Shroom for meeeeee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on May 17, 2007, 05:34:10 PM
YOU GOT LIFE SHROOM!!

*Do-do-do-DOOOO!!*

Uh... now what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 18, 2007, 09:07:46 AM
CANNOT COMPUTE. BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME. STACK OVERFLOW EXECPTION ERROR.

PLEASE INPUT COMMAND
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Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 18, 2007, 02:02:41 PM
Get ye FLASK.

Has you some time play football?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on May 18, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
"NEVERRR!!" Screamed Luigi

So, who says "What The Rakud"?
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Post by: The Chef on May 18, 2007, 05:45:09 PM
Someone from the Bizzaro World.

How did you came's to seen out when you were wery old?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 19, 2007, 09:01:00 AM
Wuzzat, sonny? Eh.

Has he lost his mind? Can he see, or is he blind?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 20, 2007, 07:35:58 AM
I dunno who you're talking about.

Purple?!!
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Post by: Kojinka on May 20, 2007, 09:32:33 AM
That's my friend's favorite color!

Is BP still a grammar queen?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 20, 2007, 05:09:21 PM
Dunno.

Luigi is Mr L?!! D:
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Post by: BriGuy92 on May 20, 2007, 06:28:24 PM
I would think so...

Should I check my email now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 20, 2007, 07:08:14 PM
Checkin' email and take it to the flipside... edispilf eht ot ti ekat dna liame 'nikcehC 8D

Wh-what... is that noise???
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Post by: Glorb on May 20, 2007, 07:27:13 PM
Grurpled!

Was that answer appropriately stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 22, 2007, 05:10:47 PM
I don't know, I don't have my meter to check...

Would you like to have a cow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 22, 2007, 06:02:00 PM
No! Because then I'd have to import dung beetles to pick up..... dung!

Do you think I'm sexy?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 23, 2007, 04:14:04 PM
HECK NO.

What do you want for Christmas in Jluy, little boy/girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 24, 2007, 02:11:48 PM
Why, the March 1976 issue of Playboy, of course!

Aaargh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 24, 2007, 06:38:54 PM
That's the spirit!

Didn't you get the memo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on May 25, 2007, 01:11:29 PM
Oh that's what that sticky note was for!

What did the memo say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 25, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
"If you're the last one in, SHUT THE DOOR!!"

Where doth the spaghetti head-eth toward?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 25, 2007, 04:20:35 PM
It doth enter yon plumber's mouth.

What is life without love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 25, 2007, 04:42:58 PM
Dancing. Nothing but dancing.

A Penny Arcade computer game OMFG[wtd]BBQ?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 25, 2007, 05:37:58 PM
No clue, man.

By the way, who art thou?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 25, 2007, 06:06:52 PM
Shakespeare.

Where has green thunder gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on May 25, 2007, 10:22:07 PM
No one likes Green thunder, so they banned it. Just like they banned Green eggs and Ham.

Have you ever tried green eggs and ham?
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Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2007, 10:23:38 AM
I do not like them, Sam I Am.

What is going on here? Why do I have wheels?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 26, 2007, 11:19:31 AM
Obviously, it's because you transformed.

If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on May 26, 2007, 11:29:46 AM
A xerox machine and my name would be Paper Jam.

What's in your wallet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2007, 03:39:12 PM
Nothing for you.

Won't you please show me what all these buttons do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 26, 2007, 05:47:28 PM
Luckily, I found "Buttons for Dummies". The blue button controls the fuel mixture knob, the fuel mixture knob controls the blue button, the gray button ejects the landing gear and the shirt button is something I lost a while ago.

What's Lizard Dude's next contest going to be? I'll give you five dollars!*

*Note: This does not legally obligate Glorb in any way, shape or form to give any amount of money to anyone.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 26, 2007, 06:06:41 PM
Five dollars?!! GIMME.

Two pigs for one lousy DUCK?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 26, 2007, 10:11:35 PM
What does this mean for TWW Link? (A&Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 27, 2007, 09:00:59 AM
I have no idea, but isn't A&Q a root beer brand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 27, 2007, 11:58:14 AM
A&W. (not a stupid answer)

I know my root beer. (semi-stupid answer)

 Why do you think I call my pot-belly a "root beer-belly"? (semi-stupid question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 27, 2007, 12:32:13 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on May 28, 2007, 06:05:32 AM
Because root beer makes everything better.

Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?
a) George Forman
b) All of the above
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2007, 07:35:15 AM
GET THAT CRAP AWAY FROM ME. D:

What do you like most?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 28, 2007, 08:47:55 AM
Grits. Wait, did I say grits? I mean knife fights.

What if...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bees on May 28, 2007, 09:38:28 AM
It won't work until they invent a bread-powered toaster.

Who goes there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on May 28, 2007, 10:45:34 AM
Um....um...dang, I forgot my line!

What was it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 28, 2007, 01:18:42 PM
*whispering* Your line was "I'm a purple people eater." Now get out there and make us proud!

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on May 29, 2007, 02:57:01 PM
Think of something more creative then come back.

Have you been eating out of the trashcan again?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 29, 2007, 03:15:36 PM
No, it was Raccoon Mario!

Where's the dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2007, 08:02:07 AM
The... dog? *looks over at grown man chasing his butt* ^^;

Must you do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 30, 2007, 10:51:35 AM
Well, yes. Of course I must.

true or false: Dinosaurs pwn.

A) True
B) True
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 30, 2007, 08:16:10 PM
False.

True or false: Pokemon is stupid.

a) false
b) falso
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bees on May 30, 2007, 08:25:19 PM
Falso.

When did  YOU get here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 31, 2007, 05:56:49 AM
Back in the summer of '53, way back in 1958.

True: GiftedGirl is wrong on both answer and question.

A) True
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 31, 2007, 06:09:57 AM
What, you think Pokemon's stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on May 31, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
He's in denial.

How many other good RPGs are there that involve catching, training, and befriending creatures?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 01, 2007, 12:09:22 PM
Every other RPG that involves catching, training, and befriending creatures. Oh, you said "good". Well, then none.

Segassem lanimilbus?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 01, 2007, 08:22:13 PM
Ridikulus. :P

Scooby dooby... doo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 02, 2007, 06:55:30 AM
We've been searching for him for 27 days!

Which perfume smells better to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 02, 2007, 08:07:45 AM
THE BEACH!

How does chicken sound tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 02, 2007, 08:56:28 AM
Terrifying.

Whoo! Ecks vs. Sever GBA LAN party at Glorb's house! You comin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 02, 2007, 04:41:02 PM
No thanks. I'm good.

What are you up to, young man/lady?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bees on June 02, 2007, 09:52:10 PM
Nothing illegal, I swear.

Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2007, 07:01:42 AM
Just curious.

HALT! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'er the other side ye see.

You: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper! I am not afraid!

1: What is your name?
2: What is your quest?
3: What is your favorite videogame?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2007, 08:28:21 AM
1. Chef Robo-Master, of Gargonoth
2. Ham juggler
3. Exploding Barrels XXVII: The Final Beginning

What's the first rule of Fight Club?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 03, 2007, 08:42:07 AM
You do not talk about the Fight Club (also, something about soap)

Is anybody out there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2007, 12:31:21 PM
No, unless you count the ALIENS!!!!Shift+1

Dang it, what's with all these mummy/vampire crop circles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 03, 2007, 09:06:24 PM
Because mummies and vampires need something to do with their time.

Manaphy? :3
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 04, 2007, 09:50:55 AM
Always.

*snort* Hussuh, whuh? Huh? Where am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2007, 12:24:56 PM
It's alright, go back to sleep. The purple rabbit and his friend, Snake Jake, will be here to pick you up shortly.

What's that... that thing on your face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 04, 2007, 12:26:47 PM
That? Oh, *wipes eye booger* Just got up a few hours ago.

Where's my question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 04, 2007, 02:18:15 PM
Right there. *points to ocean*

How can I be there... if I'm over here???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 04, 2007, 02:46:52 PM
You're either seeing things or you were cloned over night.

What did he say?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 05, 2007, 09:10:56 AM
That's what she said!

Did that make sense?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 05, 2007, 03:52:00 PM
No. Good boy.

WHAAAAT??!!?&,:;%${}
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 05, 2007, 05:14:43 PM
Nothing, except for a Homestar Runner reference.

*sigh* I say, Archebald, if GiftedGirl's going to reference HS all the time, must she make it so drolly obvious? Most uncouth, I must say.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 05, 2007, 05:33:06 PM
I think she must make it obvious.  Yeah, definitely she must make it obvious.

Are you currently writing a witty and dramatic cartoon where the action oozes out of your ears and various pores?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on June 05, 2007, 06:22:37 PM
Well no, but I've been thinking of starting a fan-fic about Toad and the Mario series..

Would you read it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 06, 2007, 03:41:23 PM
Only if you read Exploding Barrels vs. Sonic's Bad Quill Day: Judgement Over Mobius.

Wait, does that sound strangely awesome?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 07, 2007, 02:04:09 PM
Sadly, it does.

Wait, where'd I put that pudding?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 07, 2007, 02:20:15 PM
IN MAH BELLAY!

Is it really possible for Bruce Willis to dodge a fly car, or hang onto a flaming fighter jet, or blow up a helicopter mid-air with a wrecked police car?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 07, 2007, 02:52:32 PM
If we had some sort of device that could make things in movies real, I guess.

Has Glorb seen Last Action Hero?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 07, 2007, 04:39:02 PM
Dunno. I know I've never seen it.

What kind of Pokemon are you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 07, 2007, 05:44:19 PM
Char-kich-urtle...oid.

Who would win in a cage match: the Mothman, or the Jersey Devil?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2007, 03:31:18 PM
Feh, the ghost of Jim Henson could beat both of them easily.

If all of Count Bleck's minions were pitted against each other, who would win and who would lose?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 08, 2007, 06:24:30 PM
Mr. L would pwn them all!  Until he finds out who he really is, and leaves Count Bleck.

Can stupid questions be repeated here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 08, 2007, 07:33:30 PM
Actually, yeah. I'm gonna repeat one right now.

Butt's twelve bi-pies?(think of this as a topic flashback, not an HSR reference)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 09, 2007, 07:42:29 AM
Yes, I turned off the lights before we came!

Can you find a light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 09, 2007, 07:59:41 AM
Well, maybe a koopa will lend us his... if we persuade him.

O_O Why did I just quote that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 09, 2007, 10:33:26 AM
Because you got bonked on the back of the head.

Zees bvain eez very good for zee expveriment, yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2007, 11:11:13 AM
No, that brain belonged to Abby Normal. Not very good at all.

Okay, who took my Harry Potter bookmark?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 09, 2007, 11:21:47 AM
The Schwartz took it.

Who beats up the song about big butts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 09, 2007, 11:52:35 AM
Your face.

Hmm, how can we help?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 09, 2007, 01:31:51 PM
By doing the Bartman.

Who would win in a fight, a hologram of William Shatner or a tamed gorilla?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 09, 2007, 02:54:35 PM
It's a loach!

Where do you wish to DIE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 09, 2007, 04:06:03 PM
In mid-air, after jumping from an airplane. That way, my flying corpse would land in someone's backyard during a barbecue. Hahaha! Suckerssss!

You dare qusestion me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 09, 2007, 06:51:57 PM
No, I would never qusestion anybody!

Where'd it go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 09, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
*looks suspicious* Um... where'd what go? ^^;
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 09, 2007, 09:51:00 PM
Your face.

Uhh, why'd you do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 09, 2007, 11:38:30 PM
Because I hope some dead guy lands on my grill.  *All faces look toward me, shocked.*

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 10, 2007, 01:12:03 AM
Ganonanononananonananonananon...

Why is Chad Vader so awesome? B)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on June 10, 2007, 10:16:12 AM
Because it's an ILLUSION!

Are you a Barbie girl living in a Barbie world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 10, 2007, 11:34:14 AM
Yes. My life in plastic is indeed fantastic.

Salutations, good sir. Would you consider these threads to be dope, or fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2007, 03:13:13 PM
I consider you to be a wiener. *dodges bricks* Just kidding!

Sir or madam, are you alright? Do you need medical resistance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 10, 2007, 03:25:14 PM
Alright, class, let's start off with a few math problems.

What's 5x2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 10, 2007, 04:26:24 PM
I would say 10, but... DRAT! DX

Good evening, sir/madam. I am your waitress. What can I get for you this fine evening?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 10, 2007, 09:45:30 PM
LOTSA' SPAGHETTI!!

Why did I quote that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 10, 2007, 10:08:16 PM
Why not?

What's it to ya?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 11, 2007, 07:37:49 AM
Grapes.

That was a stupid answer, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 11, 2007, 07:53:40 AM
No.

Or, is it the bagel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 11, 2007, 08:15:03 AM
No, seagulls fly over the SEA, stoopid.

Ja?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 11, 2007, 04:39:32 PM
Hellooooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse!

Is that a big fat polyester dinosaur the color of an International House of Pancakes with a paper plate over his face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 11, 2007, 05:26:37 PM
NO!!

Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 11, 2007, 05:31:02 PM
Gamelon to find the toasters.

Why is it over 9000?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 11, 2007, 06:19:11 PM
Because 9000 is a cool number to be under.

What you say?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 11, 2007, 06:25:24 PM
You have no chance to survive make your time.

AM I ERROR?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 11, 2007, 07:14:36 PM
No, I'm Spartacus

Do I have to go to bed so soon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 12, 2007, 09:57:46 AM
Yes, lest the Boogeyman Bedbugs find you awake and devour thy flesh for all eternity! Blaghahahahaha!

...Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 12, 2007, 10:30:23 AM
No, but you will submit to the awesome power that is...Trogdor, the Burninator!!! Mua ha ha ha ah ah ah aha!!!

Why does that button always slip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2007, 12:22:06 PM
Because it doesn't like you.

Does Count Bleck like peas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 12, 2007, 02:38:26 PM
No. Count Bleck is strictly an Atkins Diet guy.

Who would win in a Halo 2 match: me, or Mike Tyson's liver?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 12, 2007, 03:13:04 PM
Ah, my cellphone would kick both of your butts. >:D

Will you get out of my face for a rare Merlumina Catch Card?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 13, 2007, 08:12:13 AM
Perhaps, but only if you find my breath distressingly bad.

You do realize that Mike Tyson's liver would just bite off GiftedGirl's cell phone's antenna, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 13, 2007, 01:34:49 PM
HA. I say HA to that nonsense. HA again.

Dang. It's just me and Glorb going back and forth, back and forth. What should we do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 13, 2007, 02:40:30 PM
Why not try, not posting in this thread every other time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 13, 2007, 03:43:27 PM
Because then it'd just be me talking to myself.

Hey Glorb, what's up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 13, 2007, 03:44:46 PM
Not much.

Say, have you ever played that game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 13, 2007, 05:41:35 PM
Which game?  Oh, THAT game!  Of course I've played it.

Where's da Princess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 13, 2007, 05:54:53 PM
In another castle.

Where mah lazors at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 13, 2007, 06:14:20 PM
In Dr. Evil's lair.

Where's Mini me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 13, 2007, 07:32:37 PM
*midget falling into death hole* Umm... Mini who? ^^;

How do you kill a wererabbit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 13, 2007, 07:35:22 PM
With rope, lamp oil, bombs.

You want it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 14, 2007, 07:46:03 AM
Yes. Oh, god, yes!

How many woodchucks could a wood chuck if wood could chuck woodchucks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 14, 2007, 08:58:41 AM
Enough to feed an army.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 14, 2007, 11:17:02 AM
Nothing nothing.

Wow, what are all those heads?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 14, 2007, 01:42:41 PM
My heads.

'Ello? What's all this, then?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 14, 2007, 05:40:41 PM
PEACE KEEPERS?!!?!?!!!!?!! Not now! It's too soon! *slips under door crack*

Is love ever on time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 14, 2007, 07:21:26 PM
Probably not.

Peace Keepers? What's wrong with Dream Weavers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 15, 2007, 07:20:06 AM
I dunno, I prefer Magic Crafters and Beast Makers myself.

Is that a Gobbo I see?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 15, 2007, 07:26:28 AM
No. Because of this nonsensical jibba-jabba, you get to here my rap.

Yo yo, check it
I come from Texas, deep in space
I'm so rich it's all over the place
I drive a fast car with a rocket engine
I rhymes with phrases like "sprocket fengine"
You don't have as much cash as me
Because I'm the Cowboy Astronaut Secret Agent Rapper, see?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 15, 2007, 08:23:13 AM
Yeah?  Well I'm a space cowboy AND a joker!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on June 15, 2007, 09:12:21 AM
NO, You are not are.

Whats a stupid Question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 15, 2007, 11:05:53 AM
No questions here. Only qusestions.

Alien potatoes are taking over! Who will save us???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 15, 2007, 11:54:05 AM
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!

The birds are singing, Isn't it beautiful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on June 15, 2007, 12:43:40 PM
NO!!!! The birds are EVIL!!

It's from Bowser! Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 15, 2007, 03:57:12 PM
*BUH-LAM* O_O; *cough* Yep, it's from him.

How did those flimsy whiskers find my secret door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on June 15, 2007, 08:17:59 PM
You left it wide open.

What would the Mario games be like if Mario could jump?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 15, 2007, 08:22:40 PM
Pretty much.............like they are right now.

What if he couldn't jump?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2007, 08:04:30 AM
It might be accused of being a Load Runner rip-off, or something.

What if birds could swim and fish could fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2007, 10:10:29 AM
Then we'd get anomalous freaks of nature like pelicans and mudskippers.

Sir, giant snakehead fish closing in at fifty miles an hour! What should we do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 16, 2007, 10:27:36 AM
Hire Samus, of course.

Why is my cat so freakish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2007, 01:05:43 PM
Because it's secretly crying for help.

To be, or not to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 16, 2007, 05:12:41 PM
That is the qusestion.

Leroy Brown... the baddest man in the whole dang town or just a pathetic weiner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 17, 2007, 01:29:01 AM
Well, he did get his butt handed to him by the jealous man.

Is Freddie Mercury not the greatest frontman ever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 17, 2007, 11:11:55 AM
What kind of crazy question is that? Of course!

Who would win in a rap battle: Master Chief, or Spider-Man with a laser?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 17, 2007, 12:19:16 PM
Rap is crap.

Do dogs dream of chasing flying hamburgers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 17, 2007, 02:54:18 PM
Maybe, because most dogs like to have dreams about hamburgers and hamburgers are good, so therefore, dogs are canines.

Why do people say, "What's up?"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 17, 2007, 06:03:32 PM
They don't.  They say WAZZUP!!1!!11 XP

Can I wash my mouth out now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 17, 2007, 06:43:50 PM
No toothpaste for you!

How does one tuna fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 18, 2007, 08:56:23 AM
That's not for you to know.

How hard do I rock at Guitar Hero?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 18, 2007, 10:32:37 AM
It depends on what kind of rock.

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 18, 2007, 12:38:01 PM
A qusestion that has plagued mankind for centuries.

What are you laughing at?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 18, 2007, 01:38:04 PM
Oh, just that person's face. It is so ugly that it causes me to laugh as such.

How much plastic could a plasticthrow throw?
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Post by: ShadowBrain on June 18, 2007, 10:38:29 PM
Good question. I'll get back to you later.

What individual authored the Book of Love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 18, 2007, 10:43:24 PM
Cupid

Where's Wendy's pennies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 19, 2007, 08:17:31 AM
Wendy's... pennies? *looks down at brownies* Ohhhhhhhh... *gets sick*

What in Wartortle is going on here??!!?!?!!!??!?!???!!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 19, 2007, 08:32:54 AM
Nothing really, but I think someone is counting Wendy's pennies.

Why are puppy-dog pouts so convincing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 19, 2007, 09:53:05 AM
A-cuzz it's KYOOT!

Who would win in a wheelchair race: the Grim Reaper, or a sock full of wet sand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 19, 2007, 09:56:06 AM
Bowser getting pinched by Wendy's pennies.

How much is that sock full of wet sand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 19, 2007, 09:58:25 AM
$3.50.

Hmrphglorp?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 19, 2007, 12:22:35 PM
Woof.

Hey, where'd he get the carrots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2007, 01:02:45 PM
Over there!

Where'd she go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 19, 2007, 01:06:35 PM
She's up dere!

Is it just me, or does Mario look like he's been eating too much pasta lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 19, 2007, 01:08:35 PM
It's just me.

Am I right, ladies? Eh? Eh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 19, 2007, 04:56:28 PM
Not really.

What's ^? What's >? What's <?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 20, 2007, 10:36:10 AM
The faces of Evil!

Did I catch the ball?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 20, 2007, 11:18:57 AM
Beats me.

Who would win in a...uh, fishing contest, I guess: Tiger Woods, or a floating psychic alien disguised as a guitar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 20, 2007, 12:19:10 PM
Piccolo!

Vegeta, what does the scouter say on his power level?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 20, 2007, 01:28:40 PM
A whole lot.

Is your power level running? Then you'd better go catch it!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 20, 2007, 02:30:39 PM
What, 9000?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2007, 02:36:14 PM
No, pi. XD

Just what is going on here?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 20, 2007, 02:37:14 PM
The Dragonballs are inert.

Does it make a bit of difference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on June 20, 2007, 07:40:07 PM
nol.

I know you are not what you arent refering to, but what is not he?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 20, 2007, 07:59:45 PM
Answer: Huh?

Qusestion: Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 20, 2007, 09:29:16 PM
Duh. Buh. Fuh. Strong Bad is on point.

Does this taste like chicken? *holds up duck*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 20, 2007, 09:41:45 PM
I dunno.

Can we ask the Duck Hunt dog?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 21, 2007, 09:02:48 AM
No. *Laughs like Duck Hunt dog*

Can you fix this? *Holds up mangled electronical mess*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 21, 2007, 09:04:25 AM
I guess...

What's poppin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 21, 2007, 09:14:14 AM
Corn off the very stalk. That's global warming for ya.

What is your take on the current situation in... my microwave?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 21, 2007, 09:39:47 AM
The polar bears are getting very dry.

Ja?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2007, 11:36:58 AM
GERMAN! GET IT AWAY! *karate chop action*

What is my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 21, 2007, 12:28:29 PM
What is your quest? (A&Q)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 21, 2007, 07:02:10 PM
TO SEEK THE HOLY-- Ah, forget it. To become the greatest comic book artist of all time.

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 21, 2007, 09:39:03 PM
I believe that question has been asked before.

Where is that ex-parrot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 22, 2007, 04:53:10 PM
Beats me.

Is this question a Monty Python reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: reefhead on June 22, 2007, 05:21:04 PM
What do turtles keep inside their shells.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 22, 2007, 05:36:27 PM
No, I got that from watching too much YTP.

Where's UCTIONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2007, 05:48:21 PM
MIA.

Do you feel like I do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 22, 2007, 05:49:19 PM
How do you feel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 22, 2007, 05:53:12 PM
Like dancin'!

You've never played Disaster Report, have you? *sigh*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2007, 06:06:17 PM
*turns head at Glorb* No.

Are you the best player ever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 22, 2007, 06:07:56 PM
Dern tootin'.

Is reefhead the next America's Top n00b?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 22, 2007, 06:59:09 PM
I refuse to answer on the grounds that it will make me look like a flamer. The real answer: *SSBM announcer impression* NO CONTEST!

Is it any wonder that _________? (you fill in the blank)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tendo on June 22, 2007, 07:01:15 PM
Burgalurs Come out of the Toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 22, 2007, 08:01:41 PM
Mario and Luigi will do something about it.

But [insert name of FF member], what if something happens to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tendo on June 22, 2007, 08:13:01 PM
Deezer
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 22, 2007, 08:29:29 PM
Uh-huh.

Why do you ask no questions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 23, 2007, 09:50:45 AM
Because being banned for stupidness can do that to someone.

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the vice-president of Scotch/Texaco Glue Companies, Ltd.?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 23, 2007, 11:30:22 AM
No, Duck is much better.

Why must cartoon/video game characters always wear white gloves?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 23, 2007, 02:14:59 PM
It's STYLISH. 8D

Where are you going now, my friend? Where will you be tomorrow? Will you bring me happiness? Will you bring me sorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 23, 2007, 02:27:53 PM
Which of those three questions should I answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 23, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
All of them! Mwahahahaha!

Should I make a better evil laugh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 23, 2007, 08:05:51 PM
Yes.  Try to laugh like Dezzer.

How do you make that monotone Dezzer talk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 23, 2007, 08:18:48 PM
By talking like Deezer.

Deezer? Dezzer? Deexer? Weezer? Which one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 24, 2007, 09:29:18 AM
MY BRAIN HURTS NOW. D:

Must you do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 24, 2007, 09:31:27 AM
Yes.

Mr. Cat, how many dudes killed does it take to get to the center of your base?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 24, 2007, 09:33:23 AM
Know I not, but I'm setting up the bomb.

Special people hater?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 24, 2007, 09:38:18 AM
Only if you write stories regarding soiled foodstuffs.

Doodly-dee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 24, 2007, 10:01:33 AM
Diddly-do.

Plans for Independence Day?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 24, 2007, 10:35:45 AM
Fireworks!!!

Is it'pwnsome' or 'pwnsomest'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 24, 2007, 10:51:03 AM
It's pwnfest.

Why is it that everything I don't like is good for me, and everything I do like isn't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 24, 2007, 04:42:28 PM
Beats me, but I guess I'm not the only one with that problem.

How's that food treatin' ya?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 24, 2007, 06:58:07 PM
A whole month gone, and still no dinner.

Will dinner be all right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 24, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Sure, if it's not bad.

What happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 24, 2007, 09:42:54 PM
*giggle* Nothing.  We were just about to have a feast.

Can I lol with the King?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on June 24, 2007, 10:17:08 PM
NO!

What happened to Link?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 25, 2007, 10:24:35 AM
He was put on a cake.

8000 words? That's kid stuff! Do I hear 12000 words? 12000 words?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 25, 2007, 10:25:54 AM
I'll pay one MILLION words for that...painting.

Do you know any metal songs about anal probing I can do air guitar to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 25, 2007, 12:19:19 PM
I know over 9000.

Which witch is which?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 25, 2007, 02:10:13 PM
The sandwich.

Pop quiz: If I'm in ur base killin ur dudes, and the ratio of dudes to George Bush quotes is over 9000, then how many internet jokes did I just make?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on June 26, 2007, 08:07:06 AM
22 and a half.

Now what comes in this dark and dreary life when we stop to smell the bagels and donuts but when we bite one, we die?
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Post by: Glorb on June 26, 2007, 11:59:46 AM
A lot of fun.

[wtd] stands for "wondeful tea, friend", right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on June 26, 2007, 12:22:04 PM
And OMG stands for 'Over Many Goombas"

Where is mah base?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2007, 12:23:00 PM
It belong to me.

What the? What the heck is that thing!!!1!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 26, 2007, 01:22:54 PM
It is "Zig", of course.

Why am I so bored that I post from my Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 26, 2007, 02:30:02 PM
Because you can.

There is but one person who has posted on this page who doesn't have a custom title. Who is that lucky person?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 26, 2007, 03:05:16 PM
The G-Man. OMG, shoot him grodon feerman11111!

*snort*?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 26, 2007, 05:43:32 PM
*splutter*

M3G4T0N?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 26, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
That's not my name, feel free to wear it out.

Do you feel asleep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 26, 2007, 11:52:41 PM
I aaaaalways feel asleep... O_< !

Do you feel dead?  (This question is to be read in the voice of Davy Jones from Pirates of the Caribbean.  Any other voice will be regarded as unacceptable).
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on June 27, 2007, 08:12:11 AM
Well, my legs were numb a while ago, but I think that went away.

What year is that? *points at shiny car*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 27, 2007, 11:42:50 AM
Well, judging by the appearance it seems to be a 1978 Chevy Shinycar. A great car.

How many times must Roxie pee/poop on me?
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Post by: skater-girl on June 27, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
As many times as she wants, punk!

What's with Glorb and anal probes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 27, 2007, 07:43:03 PM
HE WANTS TO PROBE US NOES D:

JACKPOT!!! Sweet, huh?!!?!!!?!??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 28, 2007, 06:28:50 AM
Five bucks? t3h w00t1

Who invented George Washington Carver? Peanuts? nyahahahahah*snort*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 28, 2007, 11:54:10 AM
Actually, peanut butter.  ;)

So...what did George Washington Carver invent??

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 28, 2007, 12:13:12 PM
Peanut shoes.

What did Newton discover?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on June 28, 2007, 02:57:19 PM
Uhhhh, is this a scientifical question?

Why are Highlights jokes SO unfunny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on June 29, 2007, 08:34:15 AM
What do you expect from a magazine that screwed up its "What's Wrong?" section?

Will the next Paper Mario game be released in 2010?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 29, 2007, 10:23:25 AM
Yes. Or no.

I'll bet you don't even know what a potato is, do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 29, 2007, 07:50:27 PM
Yes I do, actually.

What is it???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 29, 2007, 08:32:51 PM
It's a cool website. Duh!

Why does Zelda have such a long legend?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 29, 2007, 09:11:33 PM
She's egotistical.

But is that any excuse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 30, 2007, 07:32:18 AM
No, since Link does all the work.

Are there snails on the menu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 30, 2007, 08:43:01 AM
Ugh! You nasty!

What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on June 30, 2007, 11:09:48 AM
To make you ask questions, of course!

Why is my computer making a weird buzzing noise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 30, 2007, 12:02:32 PM
Because it's already too late.

'Ello, guv'na! Might you be so kind as'ta let me sweep your chimney?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 30, 2007, 02:49:52 PM
What are ya, some kinda stage actor playing an orphan?

Where's the Energon Cube?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on June 30, 2007, 03:38:43 PM
It's in my Grandma's house in New Mexico!


Why is there a fee for towels?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on June 30, 2007, 06:19:19 PM
Because people have been swiping them. This is for your own personal protection, and to keep you from wandering up and down the halls in search of a towel wearing nothing but nothing. Thank you for your time and consideration.

Shibada-wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 01, 2007, 09:33:24 AM
Yup!

?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 01, 2007, 11:15:03 AM
!!!!!

Who would win in a pillow fight: a squirrel with the brain of a spider, or Optimus Prime's corpse?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on July 02, 2007, 09:12:23 AM
I assure you, Optimus Prime will return.

Do bears crap in the woods?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on July 02, 2007, 09:20:22 AM
Only if they have Charmin.

Does wearing a shirt inside-out cause leprosy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 02, 2007, 10:07:10 AM
That would explain my recent loss of limbs...

Seen Elvis lately?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 02, 2007, 10:16:49 AM
Elvis isn't dead, he just went home. *looks up at the sky*

Wanna chocolate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 02, 2007, 05:04:31 PM
Only if I get to quote Forrest Gump.

Who would win in a...um...I got nothin'.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 02, 2007, 08:37:46 PM
Oh, well that's just too bad.

You good at video games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 02, 2007, 08:56:05 PM
As good as you can get without being one of those losers who has, like, 500 wins in MKDS and snakes, or swears at everybody online, or wastes their time doing 100% speedruns in 4 hours or *tranquilized*

7/21/07: Who will die? (I saw this shirt at Hot Topic. What kind of idiot wastes their money on that?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 03, 2007, 09:04:16 AM
Goths.

What kind of idiot wastes their time going to Hot Topic? Ow! Zing!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 03, 2007, 12:42:17 PM
I do my clothes shopping at Wal*Mart.

What is that? WHAT is THAT???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 04, 2007, 03:14:10 AM
... You do your clothes shopping ... At Wal Mart? ... AHAHAHAHA ... AHAHA ... Okay I'm done.

The Faces of Evil!

Okay, so who wants to start with the ball first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on July 04, 2007, 06:50:39 AM
Me! ME! ME!!!

Please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 04, 2007, 04:45:38 PM
Sure, if you'd like to. ^_^

... You do your clothes shopping ... At Wal Mart? ... AHAHAHAHA ... AHAHA ... Okay I'm done.

What's wrong with that, hah?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 04, 2007, 05:05:04 PM
Plenty.

That reminds me... Good 'n' Plenty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 05, 2007, 12:00:05 PM
Always.

Dude! Are you, like, a ninja?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2007, 01:48:31 PM
NO!

Can I borrow this sink?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 05, 2007, 02:07:58 PM
No, but you can borrow that one over there.

Is it Peanut Butter Jelly Time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 05, 2007, 04:55:15 PM
Yes, and with a baseball bat, no less.

Tic-Tac?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 05, 2007, 05:54:39 PM
Uh, no.

Will you go on a quest to save the world? WILL YOU, STUPID?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 05, 2007, 11:07:38 PM
Do call me stupid *cries*

What? More Fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 05, 2007, 11:46:40 PM
Yeah, that's right!

Is there a problem with fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 06, 2007, 11:12:53 AM
Yes.

WHO DUN IT!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 06, 2007, 11:34:17 AM
Mr. Fibblewinker, in the kitchen, with the sausage.

What is a man? A miserable pile of secretions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 06, 2007, 11:40:42 AM
No, more like a mutant monkey

How are you gentlemen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 06, 2007, 01:48:48 PM
Eh, we've been doing okay ever since you took our base.

Uuuuuunnngghhgh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 06, 2007, 05:19:37 PM
Close!  It was actually uuuuuunngghhghh. 

Where have all the pizza toppings gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 06, 2007, 07:42:34 PM
To the Mushroom Kingdom! I dare ya' to find them If you can!

What happened to my secret tomato stash?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 06, 2007, 07:43:16 PM
I ate it.

Will I be punished?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 06, 2007, 10:38:44 PM
Thoroughly

Who goes there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 07, 2007, 11:19:25 AM
Meeeeeee!

Who's better: Jazz, or Ironhide?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 07, 2007, 11:54:25 AM
Ironhide!

Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on July 07, 2007, 05:24:51 PM
Um, sure.

Is this "worldwide concert" thing really worth it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 07, 2007, 08:36:05 PM
Dude, they're talking about global warming. That's never worth it. XD

B-but what can I do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 08, 2007, 12:29:37 PM
Well, stop farting. I heard that's a leading cause of global warming.

Or, at least, it was cow farts, or greenhouse farts, or something, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2007, 04:09:03 PM
Pfft, global warming's a bunch of crap.

Am I right? I said, am I right???!!? 8D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 08, 2007, 04:15:50 PM
8=DP(&)

You do know that was a slack-tongued cyclops in a chef's hat, angry because he has a tapeworm, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2007, 04:18:43 PM
Now that you told me, yes.

If they can do it, then why not us?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 08, 2007, 04:19:56 PM
Because we're a failure. Wah.

Why do GiftedGirl and I keep alternating posts on everything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 09, 2007, 03:10:04 PM
Cuz you can.

WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
WHERE'S MY BURRITO!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 09, 2007, 04:14:44 PM
South for the winter.
South for the winter.
South for the winter.

Am I smart now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 09, 2007, 04:45:37 PM
Sadly, no.

Did...we...win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 09, 2007, 09:43:38 PM
No, actually, you've doomed us all.

What'sa happenin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 10, 2007, 09:20:09 AM
Your baby got stole by Jareth! Noes!

What's the house special?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on July 10, 2007, 10:09:54 AM
It's...

YOU! MWA HA HA HA!

What kind of music do trees dance to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 10, 2007, 10:28:19 AM
Hip-hop. Anyone knows that.

Can you legally change your name to something like Smear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 10, 2007, 10:52:34 AM
Yes. I think. Or not.

How painful is my house of pain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 10, 2007, 06:40:48 PM
Somewhere between mild itch and 1st-degree burn.

Now how'd that get there...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 11, 2007, 11:46:37 AM
I done drop-ed it in da terlet.

Thank you for calling Dominoes, what crappy pizza you want?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2007, 01:41:35 PM
Dominoes?!! I thought I called Papa John's! (stupid... freakin'... mumble grumble...)

Did anyone catch the number on that thing that hit us last night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 11, 2007, 02:17:51 PM
Well, it was a pineapple, so...ahhh...hm....well, you see...*sweats*...no...

Well that was awkward.  Would you care for a refreshing cold beverage straight out of the creamery? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2007, 02:29:54 PM
Oh, sure. ^_^

Is it true that if you buy The Last Mimzy at Wal*Mart, you get a free Mimzy plush????? 8D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 11, 2007, 03:31:39 PM
I wouldn't put it past 'em.

Could you ever come up with an idea as insane as that movie? (and the story it was based on?)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 11, 2007, 04:32:12 PM
NO!

Hey, isn't this my spatula?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 11, 2007, 05:40:34 PM
Nope, it's most certainly not.  Get your grubby paws off it.  That's mine, good sir.

You're not letting go of my precious spatula...why is this? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 11, 2007, 07:33:19 PM
Here, maybe I can help.

*puppy-dog eyes* Would you pwease give The Blue Toad his spatula back? Pwease? Pwetty pwease? Pwetty pwease with sugar on top and a strawberry? :3
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 12, 2007, 08:45:00 AM
K. :D

Moron says what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 12, 2007, 10:40:55 AM
NO!

Will you give me money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on July 12, 2007, 01:47:12 PM
No.

Tell me, how did you get creepy, crummy, and crummy, creepy, crummy, and crabby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 12, 2007, 04:54:26 PM
Through self-help tapes.

Prime, I'm gettin' testy! When're we gonna start bustin' Decepti-chops? (or however the quote went)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 12, 2007, 08:07:00 PM
When we smash LingLaLand.

Where the heck is LingLaLand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 13, 2007, 08:55:06 AM
Nohere. Its imganiary11111

Lizard Dude's Bachelor Pad? I thought Lizard Dude was a very old man who's been married since '56!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 13, 2007, 09:51:28 AM
Maybe he is!11!!1

Why not skater-girl's skateboarding ramp of DOOM??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 13, 2007, 11:38:43 AM
Because you didn't do the mario while eating a ham sandwich.

Boxers or briefs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 13, 2007, 12:18:58 PM
Brieoxers. 

If you had a nickel for every time you said "alfalfa," how much money would you have recieved by this point in time? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 13, 2007, 01:18:48 PM
At least 40 cents.

Grimlock? (yes)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on July 14, 2007, 01:55:46 PM
Maybe

What ever happened to Robot Jones?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 14, 2007, 05:21:29 PM
He got eaten by DR. POTATO!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Seriously?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 14, 2007, 07:05:13 PM
How would I know? I mean, we all have our own reasons for crossing the road. Maybe it was going to save its family from a fire. Maybe it was going to a strip club to get a lap dance. Who knows?

Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of this piece of crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on July 14, 2007, 08:06:56 PM
Let's find out.  *lick* Aaack!  It's an acid pop! *dies*

Why is my tail the hottest thing this side of Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 15, 2007, 11:31:29 AM
The sun. Oh yeah. I went there.

How do I breathe?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 15, 2007, 12:37:20 PM
By farting and drinking air through your mouth.

What is Love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 15, 2007, 12:54:00 PM
Something in the air.

Uhhhh... why am I bored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 15, 2007, 02:46:01 PM
That usually happens on lazy Sundays like this.

400 pages!

Why am I wearing this rediculous outfit???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on July 15, 2007, 08:33:52 PM
Because there's not enough laundry detergent.

Why was a T.V. in the bathroom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 15, 2007, 10:31:35 PM
...That's not the bathroom, it's our living room.  We just jave an...interesting taste in chairs...and bathtubs...

400!

Why in the world would people post enough to create 400 pages in a thread like this one?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 16, 2007, 02:56:05 PM
Because people are weird.

How hard would Optimus Prime kick Harry Potter's butt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Shyguy92 on July 16, 2007, 03:13:48 PM
To Pluto.

What is the awnser to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 16, 2007, 06:19:18 PM
Well, the answer is... I dunno.

Should I change my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on July 16, 2007, 06:32:01 PM
NO!

Christmas? Wat' 'Dat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 16, 2007, 06:48:57 PM
Sumthin

Why is my kitten chewing on my leg? *Wincing in pain*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on July 16, 2007, 09:24:39 PM
It wants to see if you has a taste.

What taste do you think you has?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 17, 2007, 09:21:12 AM
Year-old bacon.

Let's play 20 Qusestions! Is it Optimus Prime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 17, 2007, 03:30:26 PM
Yes! Ding Ding Ding! you are the winner!!!

Let's play again! Is it Bumblebee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 17, 2007, 03:54:20 PM
No, stoopid. It's Grimlock.

Did you know this is the...

6000th REPLY!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 17, 2007, 04:13:54 PM
*gasp* No...really?

Did you know this is the...

6001th REPLY!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 17, 2007, 08:51:41 PM
No duh now.

Do you stay up all night wondering if anyone gives Santa any presents?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 17, 2007, 09:21:41 PM
No...and now I feel ashamed. 

How selfish is the man who happily recieves presents only to never give anything to others? 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 18, 2007, 10:22:21 AM
Very!

WUZ POPPIN in da hood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 18, 2007, 11:35:10 AM
Not much-izzle.

What about Mario & Sonic at the Special Olympics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 18, 2007, 02:11:38 PM
What are the Special Olympics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 20, 2007, 08:41:00 AM
A super-special Olympics where they shoot LAZYRS!

Lazyrs is German, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on July 21, 2007, 01:22:11 PM
Um, no clue.

Who is the crazy person on this board who is not looking forward to December 3rd (in the US)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 21, 2007, 02:06:56 PM
Me! I'm sorry!! Just ban me right now.

Now who is the lucky person who gets to ban me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 22, 2007, 10:24:58 AM
It's the Rubber Banned Maaaaaaan~!

Aww, does someone need a hug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2007, 12:30:43 PM
Not me! Child protester!

Egh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 22, 2007, 07:44:16 PM
Ugh.

Guh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on July 25, 2007, 11:01:43 AM
Uhh

Huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 25, 2007, 11:07:49 AM
Duh.

Chu chu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on July 25, 2007, 11:17:23 AM
No.

The questions aren't supposed to be that stupid, are they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: skater-girl on July 25, 2007, 11:19:05 AM
What?!?!

Are you calling me stoopid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 25, 2007, 12:06:05 PM
No, shtoopit.

Tingle, Tingle? Kooloo-limpa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 25, 2007, 03:46:36 PM
Glorb has demonstrated one of the key points to remain unseen: DO NOT call attention to yourself in ANY way. *Glorb asplode*

My computer is saying "I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART." Is this a bad thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on July 25, 2007, 05:36:43 PM
No, as long as you put a jelly doughnut in the CD drive.

How do I ask a stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on July 25, 2007, 05:52:27 PM
Talk while eating banana pudding.

How do I ask a smart question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 26, 2007, 02:15:15 PM
Ha! That'll be the day!

Did anyone read my Devil May Cry fanfic explaining how Dante accidentally sanded off his nipples in the events prior to DMC3? Anyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on July 27, 2007, 09:34:53 AM
Nope.

May I go to the bathroom first?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 27, 2007, 03:41:41 PM
Sure, just wash your hands.

Who da man?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zach737 on July 27, 2007, 04:48:14 PM
Me da man.

Is this thread not not not not not not not dumb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on July 27, 2007, 10:10:35 PM
Yes, It's not dumb.

How many rolls of toilet paper are there left?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 28, 2007, 12:35:53 AM
117... :) ...wait...now 116.

If Pikachu became any cuter, would he explode, and, if so, into how many pieces?   
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 28, 2007, 10:53:37 AM
Well, he's gotten on in years and is now a wrinkly piece of yellow leather, so there's no danger of that happening.

I can't think of what to say... should I just make a Homestar Runner reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on July 28, 2007, 06:45:43 PM
Showe! That sounds wike a gweat idea!

How ugly is my cat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 29, 2007, 07:25:43 AM
Monstrously so.

I say, chaps, shall we all proceed to mock BriGuy's cat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 30, 2007, 02:20:21 PM
Nooooooo. If you mock the cat, it'll claw you.

Canst thine hath milk curd and minced beef sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 30, 2007, 02:42:56 PM
Verily.

Okay, I arranged these lights to turn off the lasers, and got this emblem thingy, and then I put that in the statue and turned it 32 degrees north by northwest. Now what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on August 02, 2007, 08:33:38 AM
Fart on it to reveal a secret entrance.

What does a stapler do if a caramel apple attacks it with its sugary goodness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 02, 2007, 10:05:28 AM
Counterattack with Staple Launcher! Yes! +5 damage!

If I give you this bag of toenails, what will you give me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 04, 2007, 08:27:25 PM
Toenails??? I don't want your stinkin' toenails!

Did you see a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand whose hair was perfect?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 05, 2007, 03:59:31 PM
His name is Frank, and yeah...we went to obedience school together.

Does the Triforce of Faces say that the King of Hyrule will return safely?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 05, 2007, 08:26:33 PM
Um, I never knew he was gone.

Does Zelda miss him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 06, 2007, 11:00:45 PM
No.

Does a Black cat have bad luck if it walks by a mirror image of itself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 07, 2007, 06:15:46 AM
Nah, their black fur gives them full protection against any and all bad luck spells, even their own.

What do you think you're doing?!! Do you want me to jab you with my ELBOWS OF DOOOOOOOOOM?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2007, 10:19:34 AM
Yes! Then I'd get one of those T-shirts saying, "I got jabbed by GiftedGirl's elbows and I got was this stupid T-shirt".

Dare you ride...The Gargoyle?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 08, 2007, 10:33:01 AM
Nope, I'm too chicken.

How many points do I get?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 08, 2007, 04:37:49 PM
Four.

What do we do now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on August 08, 2007, 08:01:35 PM
Eat Glorb.

What does he taste like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 09, 2007, 10:39:24 AM
Like the nastiest horseradish you ever tasted.

Does this give me the chance to go around, saying, "Eat me!" to people?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 10, 2007, 01:05:12 PM
Probably.

You've made me hungry. What should I eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on August 10, 2007, 02:02:58 PM
My shorts. (Yes, I admit that was cheap.)

What would you do if I sang out a tune?  Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on August 10, 2007, 03:11:54 PM
Yes.


What if the world was raining LOTS and LOTS of Mario merchandise?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 11, 2007, 08:21:10 AM
Then, hey, free stuff.

How was that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Toad on August 15, 2007, 04:59:46 PM
Good, but do it again, this time with more feeling!

If there are 6 apples, and you take two, how many do you have?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 15, 2007, 07:39:30 PM
Take-Two? Now that you mention it, I have been meaning to sue them...

G'day, young lad and/or lass! For a mere pittance, may I perform for ye a gangsta rap telling of your noble deeds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on August 15, 2007, 11:38:44 PM
Nay.

If Johnny has three apples, and Davy has two apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on August 16, 2007, 05:25:00 AM
There's no Q in Cincinnati, twerp.

How do you spell "Your time is up, now pay me lots of money"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 16, 2007, 08:41:27 AM
Like this: "Your Wii Points or your Hit Points. It's your choice either way."

Wait, if this thread has reached page 404... AAAAA TEH INTERNETZ A SPLODE! Right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on August 18, 2007, 08:28:21 AM
YEz We aLL SPLODED T3h inTerNets!!!111

Am I Crazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2007, 08:56:31 AM
Only if you think I'm a serial killer.

BORF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 18, 2007, 01:42:49 PM
BERF!

What the heck does that mean, anyway?

I mean, AAAAA IT'S A SERIAL KILLER!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 18, 2007, 03:21:30 PM
That's not a question! Now ah keel yaw!

Aww! Iddint dat kyoot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 18, 2007, 04:57:34 PM
Kinda

Who is this "Mario" fellow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on August 19, 2007, 08:48:24 AM
He will eat your BRAIN MUHAHAHAHA!

Wait, isn't the title of this thread spelled wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 19, 2007, 07:20:41 PM
Nope. Not at all.

Hey! Have you heard about that Mario guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super-Jesse on August 19, 2007, 07:24:01 PM
Him? You mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 19, 2007, 07:39:10 PM
Yeah yeah. I know him! I know him!

What song am I quoting from? (SJ please don't answer this one.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on August 20, 2007, 02:46:25 PM
Stay here while I bash Koopa Football players

You dare bring light to my lair!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on August 20, 2007, 04:34:01 PM
Sure, it's too dark anyway.

You all dare to jump into a water bottle, but not drink any of the water there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 20, 2007, 08:37:01 PM
But someone drank all the water!

How about a kiss, for Ganon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 20, 2007, 09:30:45 PM
You've got to be kidding.

But father, what if something happens to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 20, 2007, 10:39:56 PM
I'll take the Vocanicity to protect me!

Who many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 21, 2007, 12:22:07 PM
3

How are fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 21, 2007, 01:32:37 PM
Erm...oh, I have a joke in mind...oh, I lost it. They're fine.

Okay, let's see here...WHAT??!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 21, 2007, 07:52:17 PM
Cats.

Is poop yellow???

*snick, snick, snick, snick, snick*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on August 21, 2007, 10:10:56 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg159.imageshack.us%2Fimg159%2F9012%2Fnobx9.gif&hash=1b9ad411666fd4b56b8f340ffa3be419)
Yes and no.

Who ya gonna call?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on August 21, 2007, 11:02:14 PM
Mama Luigi!

Who's afraid of the Great Mighty Poo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 22, 2007, 09:57:46 AM
Dedications

Good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 22, 2007, 07:36:31 PM
Delicious...Mwaha!

What is Ganon up to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 23, 2007, 07:50:56 PM
I don't know Ganon personally so I don't know.

Who runs Insane Town?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on August 23, 2007, 09:27:10 PM
YOU!

Where's the light switch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 24, 2007, 09:21:19 AM
The King had it for dinner.

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 24, 2007, 09:29:06 AM
I ate it!

What is currently playing in my media player? Hm?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 24, 2007, 10:07:05 AM
Your media player!

What's my crime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 24, 2007, 10:42:22 AM
One against humanity.

Skaerf Tuan-X esoht fo redael eht si pmuhc siht os?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 24, 2007, 01:24:06 PM
SudorG riS si eman sih dna!

But what can I do about it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 24, 2007, 07:28:47 PM
Absolutely nothing, if you feel like it.

Who ate the carpeting?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 24, 2007, 09:07:29 PM
Me, it wasn't that good.

What's this ceiling made out of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 24, 2007, 09:45:15 PM
Pie!

Yay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 24, 2007, 11:40:57 PM
Indeed!

But what can you do about it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 25, 2007, 06:14:35 PM
I chose to do nothing.

*sniff* Blumiere! Timpani! Dimentio! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 26, 2007, 04:10:45 PM
I dunno

SHOOP DA WHOOP?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 26, 2007, 05:21:14 PM
Skedaddle, crazy.

What's the answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 27, 2007, 01:37:11 PM
There are many.  It's a broad-based question.

What does TMK stand for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on August 27, 2007, 08:18:21 PM
Tofee Mario Kake

Why does EVERYONE HATE ME!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 27, 2007, 08:35:50 PM
Now, don't look at yourself that way. Have self-esteem! </guidance counselor>

Why must guidance counselors be so... guidance counselor-ly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on August 28, 2007, 01:30:55 PM
Because they help others who need guidance.


Why do people make viruses for computers? Do they benefit from them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 28, 2007, 03:17:15 PM
They just like to mess with people's minds. Or they're trying to steal your data.

Why does my book keep tearing apart on me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 28, 2007, 06:09:34 PM
It's The Monster Book of Monsters(Harry Potter reference, BTW.^_-)

Pity is good, right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 28, 2007, 06:20:58 PM
Wrong, I pity you for asking that.

Where's my head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 28, 2007, 07:11:48 PM
I eated it.(LOLcat)

Guh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Unlimited Lumpia on August 29, 2007, 02:10:14 AM
..Bwah?

Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 29, 2007, 01:53:55 PM
Six!

iHola! Me numbre es Glorb. ?Cómo te llamas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 29, 2007, 03:42:31 PM
Me llamo Jess. ... Es "mi nombre", no es "me numbre". -_-;

Continuing the Spanish joke... ¿Donde es el baño?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Blue Toad on August 29, 2007, 08:52:31 PM
Down-o el-o hallway...o.

And take a left?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 30, 2007, 09:49:57 AM
No, take a write.

Why does pichu25 think it has to point out every single reference it makes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on August 30, 2007, 01:18:44 PM
'Cause Hugo the Troll likes eat Scylla.

Why you dirty pants are clean?

----
A: Lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa
B: Hmm... What you say, there's a pit neaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on August 30, 2007, 02:40:19 PM
Not my fault.

Where's Waldo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on August 30, 2007, 03:08:35 PM
In Waldo.

What's your favorite food?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on August 30, 2007, 04:09:24 PM
Your... Ekhem... Know, what I mean  ;D

Why "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" typed in Google gets +10000 answers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 30, 2007, 07:36:24 PM
Because google is that way.

Why does Boingboingsplat go boingboingsplat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on August 30, 2007, 08:55:21 PM
I dunno, but I'd bet my life on it.

Brain, and brain, what is brain?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on September 01, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
Brain is a brain.

?
(Yup, this is a question :P)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on September 01, 2007, 03:00:51 PM
!

Are you a tiara?If so may I eat you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Unlimited Lumpia on September 01, 2007, 06:48:56 PM
Never! Tiaras are bad for digestion. Everyone knows that.

Why can't I lick my elbow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on September 01, 2007, 09:26:31 PM
You need a longer tongue, duh.

What would happen if I took a bite out of a wax apple?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 02, 2007, 12:34:23 PM
You will chew on it.

What happens if you remove the screw here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on September 02, 2007, 12:45:00 PM
Easiest set of questions please :P

Why this topic have superdupermeahiper popularity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 02, 2007, 12:49:16 PM
Because people like asking stupid questions.

Who is that guy by the parking meter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on September 02, 2007, 02:07:53 PM
His name is Sameul


Are you an apple???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 02, 2007, 05:30:49 PM
Argh! Apples anger me!

Who would win in a fight: A caveman or a pilgrim?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 02, 2007, 08:13:29 PM
Caveman. Pilgrims are sissies. XD

Which is greater, 1 or A?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on September 02, 2007, 09:19:13 PM
A-1 Steak sauce!

Ar U n apl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 03, 2007, 10:53:55 AM
Nooo! Stop calling me! *slams reciever*

Who would win in a fight: a cave...hey...anyone have deja vu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on September 03, 2007, 05:19:46 PM
No

Do you like my CT?(I don't>.>*sigh*)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 04, 2007, 07:54:42 AM
I'm not sure.

Who is Hu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on September 04, 2007, 06:36:16 PM
That... I'm still trying to figure out.

Hu is who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on September 06, 2007, 08:40:47 AM
You...

What the heck is going on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 07, 2007, 04:18:38 PM
Obviously.

Cake man come? ELBOW VEHICLES?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Bacon on September 15, 2007, 03:24:00 PM
Why does Mario have a hat and hes always wearing red
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarioLandMan on September 22, 2007, 03:27:07 PM
So he doesn't get confused with Luigi.

Why did Mario become a plumber and not a carpenter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on September 22, 2007, 05:07:53 PM
Because he's afraid of wood.

Who am I?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on September 22, 2007, 07:30:24 PM
You just may be Hu.

Why is Fluff so stuffed with stuff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 22, 2007, 08:50:48 PM
That explains why she hasn't been eating the carrots I've been giving her... (I call my guinea pig Fluff)

Who are you? More importantly... who am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on September 22, 2007, 08:53:17 PM
I... am a tired person.

Why am I so tired?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 23, 2007, 11:38:13 AM
Because you stayed up all night playing that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mod for Half-Life 2.

Art though ready to rocketh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on September 23, 2007, 02:14:06 PM
Yes.


Where art thou Rigatoni?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 24, 2007, 03:00:00 AM
In an italian pizzaria.

Why doesn't Bowser kidnap Daisy for a change?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 24, 2007, 01:35:10 PM
Because she smells funny.

Phbtt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on September 29, 2007, 06:35:55 PM
Sorry, I don't speak raspberry.

Who thinks it would make sense for Waluigi to be in WarioWare?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on September 29, 2007, 07:12:44 PM
Um... sure.

That wasn't exactly a stupid question, was it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 01, 2007, 06:10:41 AM
Nein, mein BriGuy, sir.


What colour is the man at the end of the universe's trousers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on October 01, 2007, 04:41:58 PM
Nine, and you should smell it.

PFARGTL?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 01, 2007, 04:51:41 PM
Phbbt.

Plhbtbbt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 04, 2007, 04:27:18 AM
Anna Kournikova.

Got milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on October 06, 2007, 05:34:53 AM
Heehee, Peach has got it!

Why ROTFLOLMAOMFG ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 09, 2007, 02:43:29 PM
Uhhhng.

Santa?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on October 14, 2007, 10:26:34 AM
The Easter Bunny!

Have you ever tried a Vorlontariaxokronic sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on October 14, 2007, 10:36:50 AM
no because long names hurt my teeth.

Have you ever boxed with Megaman, standing on 3 phone books, while gutting a fish and singing "guy love" from that one episode of scrubs, and dying your hair crimson, and watching south park?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 15, 2007, 04:49:14 AM
Remove one of those phonebooks and my answer is yes.

If you couldn't be one movie star, who wouldn't it be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 15, 2007, 03:11:24 PM
Russell Streiner, I'd guess.

What else can we add to Glorb's CT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on October 16, 2007, 03:08:50 PM
Beats me. How about mine? *Tumbleweed blows by under name*

What if they had made the Star Wars movies in the right order?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 16, 2007, 04:35:30 PM
Then they'd all be a whole lot suckier.

What's with all the anti-Master Chief sentiment?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on October 22, 2007, 12:09:20 PM
Room service took him to the dungeon.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything, Deep Thought?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Robert on October 27, 2007, 10:59:17 AM
None of the above.

What's pie times pi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on October 27, 2007, 11:04:02 AM
A Totally Pwn'd piece of canned beets!

How many arms are you holding up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 27, 2007, 12:25:39 PM
All four of them.

Wait...am I Goro?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on October 27, 2007, 12:46:44 PM
No you're Glorb

why won't the toaster make the toast!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on October 27, 2007, 01:12:54 PM
Cause you mom.

0xDEADBEEF ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 28, 2007, 08:34:11 AM
Oh, yes...(reminisces)

Et tu, Brute?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on October 28, 2007, 08:43:03 AM
no!

como estas, me llamo johnny, y tu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on October 28, 2007, 10:32:07 AM
Horget mootok, waqu darpi. Kreklen vequin Wunakralanamabooba.

You want some bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 28, 2007, 10:50:30 AM
Well, duh. And put some garlic cheese spread on it, for crap's sake!!


1squabzl2iwmsixn3aeldmce4srsfavg5e?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on October 29, 2007, 08:15:14 AM
Ajapowiemcośpopolskuiwyitaksięniedowieciecojapiszę :P

Piece of cake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 29, 2007, 01:59:00 PM
Thank you!

Do I r0xx0rz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on October 29, 2007, 02:50:14 PM
Yes.


How many jumping jacks can I do while being surrounded by angry bulls and holding a canoe in Indonesia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on October 29, 2007, 03:10:28 PM
Precisely five. No, four.

What is it? Is it coming this way?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on October 31, 2007, 09:05:03 AM
Yes, it isyeoooooouchhhhh! No, it sadly isn't.

Why Holy Hand Gerenade is Holy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 08, 2007, 05:41:52 PM
Because when it blows you go "Holy!..."
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 08, 2007, 06:27:12 PM
Agh! No question! Stack overflow!

Reboot watchakajigger? (y/n)
>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 09, 2007, 04:46:54 PM
How many Bobs should I call bob-o?

Wait... no answer. Crap! I knew I forgot something again!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Mr.Toadsworth on November 09, 2007, 08:10:29 PM
ㅤ ㅤ
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 09, 2007, 08:18:04 PM
It would fish for about 5 seconds before it realizes that it's above water and dies. So zero.

Why does nintendo, nintendo stuff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 09, 2007, 08:28:59 PM
Because it just...well, feels good.

Why do Honey-Combs give me such volcanic diarrhea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on November 13, 2007, 09:24:23 PM
Because you aren't eating cereal. :O

I HAV RE2RNED!!
......
You don't know who I am, do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 14, 2007, 03:14:47 PM
Yeah, I remember...

Erm...question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on November 14, 2007, 07:54:00 PM
Answer!

Why is the ocean wet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 15, 2007, 04:08:03 PM
Your mom!

Whirdie-whirdie-whirdie-whirdie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on November 16, 2007, 07:56:05 AM
Bow-wow!

Why SMB3 is so good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Unlimited Lumpia on November 16, 2007, 03:30:37 PM
Frog suit. Hands down.

Given the fact I have the game (and a Wii) in my possession as of now, why haven't I played Super Mario Galaxy yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on November 16, 2007, 03:42:02 PM
Because you bought the Soviet Russia edition, where Super Mario Galaxy plays YOU.

Why would one eat paper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 16, 2007, 03:57:55 PM
because they want paper cuts on their tongues

Why why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 17, 2007, 01:19:57 PM
Acause.

Where is my mind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on November 17, 2007, 03:21:45 PM
Don't mind.

Llama llama duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on November 25, 2007, 07:40:37 AM
tablet brick potato.

WHY, SIR? WHY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Corleone on November 25, 2007, 09:48:53 AM
BECAUSE I DONE SAID SO! *backhand slap

To be, or not to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 25, 2007, 04:36:26 PM
not to be

How many manys can many alter many coins
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: goodie on November 25, 2007, 04:46:03 PM
42.

Why do cicadas exist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on November 26, 2007, 09:14:09 AM
Because you too.

Why Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is named Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 26, 2007, 06:59:58 PM
Well, then I'd have to be named that, and then all hell would break loose.

Can you please answer the question in accordance with Question Answering Act #45CF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 27, 2007, 03:14:42 PM
No farting will be tolerated in this thread!

Why did a UFO tell me I was going to have a good year?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on November 28, 2007, 03:33:08 PM
Because aliens are awesome and control the fates.

Why did I leave my home planet to come to this awful polluted world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Boo Dudley on November 28, 2007, 05:34:06 PM
The mortgage rate is to die for.

What me worry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on November 29, 2007, 12:35:55 AM
You worry!

What's that blue thing doing here?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 29, 2007, 05:02:45 PM
Being a jerk!

Why am i so kicking stuff?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Corleone on November 29, 2007, 06:06:52 PM
'Cause you forgot your pills this morning. Tsk, tsk.

What is Spaghetti?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 29, 2007, 08:51:39 PM
A bunch of noodles.

??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on November 30, 2007, 02:21:38 PM
!!

Luigi Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on November 30, 2007, 02:31:03 PM
dżamper

Why the monkey in the jogger suit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on November 30, 2007, 06:08:35 PM
'Cause that's the way you get funky-funky-boogie-down!

Is there a doctor in the house?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on November 30, 2007, 06:12:17 PM
Yes, but it'll cost you 5 cents.

Can you please recite the riff to ZZ Top's "La Grange" using onomatopoeia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on December 01, 2007, 01:30:30 AM
Nope.

Who is mother of Koopalings?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Corleone on December 01, 2007, 10:55:25 AM
YOUR MOM! OH!

Have I gotten 121 stars (in Mario Galaxy) as both Luigi and Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 01, 2007, 01:23:39 PM
Yesnomaybe.

w00t?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on December 02, 2007, 01:03:56 PM
L33t Hamm3r Broz.

Finishin' Lakitu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on December 04, 2007, 08:01:50 PM
UR Mr Gay
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 04, 2007, 11:04:02 PM
I'm not sure you've got the rules of the game down quite yet...

Why am I up at this ungodly hour?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 05, 2007, 02:18:43 PM
Because yer wunna them GAWDLESS HIPPYS

How come my girlfriend has Rock Band and I don't?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on December 05, 2007, 04:23:35 PM
Because you're not as cool as she.

Does my face look weird to you?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcustomercopy.googlepages.com%2Fweirdfacethingy.jpg&hash=3a4c1075f82e85c47b41a671aeaa305a)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 06, 2007, 05:07:49 AM
Let's just say I can recommend a good plastic surgeon.

When will Tangata return in a Mario game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on December 06, 2007, 10:16:18 AM
Only if mario eats his vegetables

Has anyone read the new harry potter book: Harry Potter and the phoenix that farted in Harry's face and Harry caught cancer and Ron got sad and Hagrid said awww.




Because you're not as cool as she.

Does my face look weird to you?
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcustomercopy.googlepages.com%2Fweirdfacethingy.jpg&hash=3a4c1075f82e85c47b41a671aeaa305a)

Also^
Is that captain falcon in the middle with a black guy's ear and he's being separated from Ned Flanders by a bean with a finger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 06, 2007, 01:04:41 PM
Not yet, probably, and that's French Hitler, not Flanders.

Do you ever feel angry? Angry enough to kill?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Corleone on December 06, 2007, 06:40:38 PM
No, but then, seeing as it's you...

Pork?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 06, 2007, 07:42:01 PM
Yes, ma'am.

Okay old man, I'll get you the seven jewels that do nothing to advance the plot. But first, how do I get the magic golden air guitar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Corleone on December 07, 2007, 05:44:21 PM
Eat your nom.

I has many corns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on December 11, 2007, 06:16:51 PM
No. I eats them. NOM NOM NOM.

Do you like my fan-fic so far? http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=11156.msg491547#msg491547 < Just asking

O RLY? < st00pid
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on December 17, 2007, 08:58:58 AM
Yes it smells like feet. :/
(stupid answer)
How do you find the area of bread?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 17, 2007, 02:56:14 PM
(x)*(y)2, where x is the bread per square feet and y is volume of the circumference of the cubic.

Hot dang, this'll put Microsoft outta business, won't it, boy?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on December 17, 2007, 03:42:00 PM
No.

M + a * (ri - o) = O - h-i * o ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on December 21, 2007, 07:14:12 PM
ERROR SEZ: INTERNET DIES.

Am I Wearing Pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 21, 2007, 07:25:02 PM
Computer over. Pants = Very yes

Why am I not awake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on December 21, 2007, 09:11:53 PM
Byaaaaah!

Why am I in the mafia?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Linkin800 on December 21, 2007, 10:49:00 PM
Because you like explosion's

Why did I join this forum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 22, 2007, 10:10:26 AM
To get revenge on the mysterious caped man who left you for dead seven years ago...

Riiiiiiidge Raceeer!!!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on December 22, 2007, 01:39:31 PM
Karate chop.

Tom Kenny?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 22, 2007, 09:17:28 PM
Omg they Killed Kenny.

Computer Notice: Everything is Fine. Nothing is Broken.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 22, 2007, 10:17:37 PM
Nuh-uh. There's totally a glitch in the Matrix.

Okay, what is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Linkin800 on December 22, 2007, 11:47:33 PM
YO MOMMA (your the one who asked for it)

Why am I wearing pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on December 23, 2007, 02:55:26 PM
YO FACE! Zing!

Who are you people!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on December 27, 2007, 12:16:03 PM
We are the international leage of cheese-eaters.

Is my internet on fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 27, 2007, 05:57:15 PM
Because you have a firewall set up. Pow!

Whatever happened to all the other people who used to post here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 28, 2007, 02:36:59 PM
Um, they either died or quit the Forums...

Was that a stupid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on January 02, 2008, 02:08:27 PM
VERY NO.

WHAT THE HECK?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on January 03, 2008, 05:49:36 PM
For a minute that looked like the Heck word.

What's an R word?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Shyguy92 on January 03, 2008, 06:06:26 PM
CensoRed.




Mother?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on January 03, 2008, 08:29:31 PM
MOTHER3.

aonthdBuEr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on January 04, 2008, 07:22:18 AM
Yes I do.

Whadda fu... er...  fungi forums are there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on January 14, 2008, 08:21:06 PM
All kinds

What's my favorite color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 15, 2008, 10:49:58 AM
Blue, seeing that the vast majority of the population's favorite color is blue, so I would have a very good chance at getting this question right.

Do you Play Pokemon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 21, 2008, 05:54:47 AM
Only on tuesdays, when leaves are on the ground...

What is Princess What's-her-name's real name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 21, 2008, 09:57:51 PM
Princess What's-her-name IS her real name. (Did you not read the instruction manual?)

Why does The Black Mage live in the USSR when it clearly does not exist anymore?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 21, 2008, 11:45:43 PM
Obviously, it's because the Russians are doing experiments with making a super soldier robot. At least video game Russia is.

How come, in video game Russia, it's always snowing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 22, 2008, 12:10:55 PM
Because if it wasn't snowing, you would ask, "why is it not snowing here?"

Is there something wrong with my signature?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on January 22, 2008, 06:07:19 PM
Yes. You spelled some words rong.

Why are the dinosaurs dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on January 22, 2008, 07:51:18 PM
Because you watch T.V. at night.

Where are my papers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on January 29, 2008, 08:16:50 AM
A horse ate them.

Why did he eat them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 29, 2008, 10:31:08 AM
It was hungry. Obviously the papery paper tasted the same as the papery hay.

...Is there any possible way to answer this question wrong?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 29, 2008, 02:48:02 PM
Elephant crap.

Okay, just how do you explain this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on January 30, 2008, 11:48:17 AM
By explaining.

<- what's this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 30, 2008, 01:26:44 PM
Its a vertical black line separating the Authors from the Topics.

Am I right?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on January 31, 2008, 09:20:24 AM
No, you don't. It was Mamma Luigi.

Are you Mamma Luigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 03, 2008, 10:58:48 AM
Only on Monday, when the sky falls from the moon.

Is a cat a cat when its a cat on friday?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 03, 2008, 12:18:05 PM
Yes, but the rest of the time....*shudder*.

Where's that HL2 mod where you get to eat people's legs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on February 03, 2008, 06:59:39 PM
The government thought it was a bad idea.

Was it going to be a good idea to release the game Mario 128?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on February 03, 2008, 09:08:04 PM
Well, they kinda did, so... yeah, I guess.

Where did the word "car" come from?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 07, 2008, 08:02:45 AM
Uranus.


If a train leaves London at 10:40, what colour is my next-door neighbours cat?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 07, 2008, 09:45:56 AM
> Brown

Whatever happened to Mr. Face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on February 07, 2008, 10:11:18 AM
He is Sir Face.

ROTFLOLMAOMGEEZ ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Linkin800 on February 07, 2008, 03:17:09 PM
KITTY!

Why is the burger king, The burger king?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 07, 2008, 03:30:41 PM
Cause he is "The Burger King"

Why is Ronald McDonald part of Mcdonalds?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 07, 2008, 05:05:36 PM
He was hired for his dashing good looks.

Yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 22, 2008, 06:23:48 AM
No, not really.

What's the opposite of table?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 22, 2008, 06:59:02 AM
No, not really.

What's the opposite of table?
elbat

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on February 22, 2008, 07:30:57 AM
Because.

ROTFLOLMAOMFGEEZ ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 22, 2008, 09:55:04 AM
OMg[wtd]ROFFLE.

I was thinking about getting Sonic Rush...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on February 22, 2008, 02:41:12 PM
I dunno.

WHAT IS LOVE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 22, 2008, 03:41:21 PM
the opposite of EVOL

whats your name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on February 22, 2008, 03:54:42 PM
My name is Text in black vv001

What's up with WHAZZUP?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on February 23, 2008, 11:08:06 PM
The sky.

Why am I back?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on February 24, 2008, 12:36:35 AM
nothing better to do

why is there no story game with mario and sonic? not including ssbb
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 24, 2008, 10:23:30 AM
because of the laziness of Nintendo and Sega to make one

Why is the sky silver?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on February 24, 2008, 11:55:36 AM
cause it's christmas
Why do people fight over monopoly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on February 24, 2008, 01:26:25 PM
Because the guy on the monopoly box is a jerk!

Rolf?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 24, 2008, 05:22:30 PM
Rofl.

Waffle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 24, 2008, 05:30:25 PM
Rofl

Because rofl ryhmes with waffle.

Is it possible to fail this question?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 24, 2008, 09:33:18 PM
HdsktepwoWHAT?Furrys (http://Lolness)

Okay THAT was just stupid.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 25, 2008, 01:53:40 AM
Why is a decent Wi-Fi hotspot so hard to find?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 25, 2008, 03:04:11 PM
Because you need to jump off a building to get one.

Why do M&Ms taste like KFC?

And, what Metal_Slug_Mario said, that means I win!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on February 26, 2008, 07:19:17 AM
Because the Colonel Died.

Why do computer attachment speakers sound like crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kojinka on February 26, 2008, 08:35:26 AM
Because Fat Mario keeps farting

What will Robotnik invent tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 26, 2008, 04:44:40 PM
A super duper farting machine.

Is Mario Kart Wii fun to play?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 26, 2008, 04:51:42 PM
how should I know?

como stas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 26, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
mien/bien (don't know how to spell it)

Translations: Como esta:how are you. Mien/vien/bien:good

Wii would like to play.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 26, 2008, 05:16:05 PM
mien/bien (don't know how to spell it)

Translations: Como esta:how are you. Mien/vien/bien:good

Wii would like to play.
good for you!

are you getting Brawl?

I'm pretty sure its "bien"
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 26, 2008, 05:27:16 PM
OK

NO! IT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 For real,yes.

W00T!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 26, 2008, 07:05:57 PM
Will you guys stop putting stuff in basic spoiler text? If it wasn't for Hams, you guys would drive me crazy!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 26, 2008, 07:17:52 PM
LOL!

Were putting it in spoiler text because we want no one to know our Spanish!

Ilike to go on Amtracks because they are crazy!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on February 26, 2008, 07:19:22 PM
Would you like a free copy of Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

Japanese
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 26, 2008, 08:00:36 PM
Will you guys stop putting stuff in basic spoiler text? If it wasn't for Hams, you guys would drive me crazy!
this should be a new game!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 27, 2008, 09:40:21 AM
It has already been done, but if you want to make a fool of yourself once again, I'm not stopping you.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 27, 2008, 03:11:01 PM
k, should put this topic back on the rails;

Where can I purchase a sausage roll?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 27, 2008, 03:43:34 PM
At the supermarket.

Do you think that Shadow the Hedgehog was a bad game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 27, 2008, 04:31:33 PM
It has already been done, but if you want to make a fool of yourself once again, I'm not stopping you.
ok, * goes to make new topic...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 28, 2008, 02:42:35 PM
At the supermarket.

Do you think that Shadow the Hedgehog was a bad game?

NO, BECAUSE SHADOW IS MAH FAVRITE SONIC CHARATER BECAUSE HE'S EMO.

90210?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 28, 2008, 04:55:34 PM
3.14.

Sqrt of 2000000.5?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 28, 2008, 06:07:23 PM
NO, BECAUSE SHADOW IS MAH FAVRITE SONIC CHARATER BECAUSE HE'S EMO.

90210?
so you like emos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 28, 2008, 10:01:09 PM
Consider the topic name before you post in this topic.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 28, 2008, 10:13:24 PM
Consider the topic name before you post in this topic.
in my book "so you you like emos?" is a stoopid question
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 28, 2008, 10:24:00 PM
So naturally you have to have a stupid answer.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 28, 2008, 11:45:55 PM
fyi: I don't think Sega delibrately set out to make Shadow emo/emo-ish/whatever, but whatever he was, he isn't now (from what I've seen of games like StH06 and Rivals 2, he's gone back to the stereotypical loner tough guy), so there's not really any point in discussing it.

3.14.

Sqrt of 2000000.5?

I don't know, but whatever is, when squared, will be 2000000.5. Funny coincidence, eh?

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 29, 2008, 05:31:32 AM
Nottingham.

Where aren't I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 29, 2008, 02:43:49 PM
BURMINGHAM

HOW COME PEOPLE LIKE WOULD LIKE DRESS EMO BUT THEY ARENT ACTUALLY LIKE EMO BUT THEY LOOK LIKE EMO BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY DONT ACT EMO THEY ACT NORMAL
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: tehxboxdudezor on February 29, 2008, 05:34:01 PM
theyre on dugs.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 29, 2008, 05:49:57 PM
What the heck is a dug?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 29, 2008, 08:21:03 PM
something that you do with an entrenching tool.

Why is no person followed the rules in these topic?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on February 29, 2008, 08:50:38 PM
IDK.

What are you doing RIGHT NOW?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: tehxboxdudezor on March 01, 2008, 06:32:59 AM
theyre on dugs.
oops i meant drugs. Stupid typos.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on March 01, 2008, 07:22:58 AM
ur mom.

Would you like a free meat-flavored lollipop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: tehxboxdudezor on March 01, 2008, 10:01:43 AM
it depends on the type of meat.




why are macs so expensive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on March 01, 2008, 10:11:38 AM
just cause.

what is 1+2-15743853863.795527+4859026985.13274-2+82-0+625-14754897452538546e4854877544583285973825846.692369?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: tehxboxdudezor on March 01, 2008, 02:31:51 PM
whatever the square root of infinity is...

why is everyone in my math class stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 17, 2008, 08:19:12 PM
Because it's stupid math.

You know what they say, early to bed, early to catch the worm. Or is it the bagel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on April 19, 2008, 11:23:09 AM
it's nagel's bagel's

DoyouknowwhoIam?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 19, 2008, 01:17:48 PM
I'mnotreallysure.

Can't you hear me knockin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SolidShroom on April 19, 2008, 03:21:56 PM
No, because I'm safe asleep.

I'm not going to ask a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 19, 2008, 03:22:54 PM
That question mark is telling me something different

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on April 19, 2008, 04:35:38 PM
Yes.

Почему?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 19, 2008, 04:39:12 PM
Greek Characters, Final Answer.

AmIRITE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 19, 2008, 08:17:11 PM
nO.

Should I start a post-country-polkatechno-core band called "Ghosts of Wood"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on April 19, 2008, 09:07:25 PM
No, because then I'd have to sue for stealing my idea which I have already put to use.

Should I turn this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nviaWnxwo) into a YouTube Poop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 19, 2008, 09:16:56 PM
By all means, (Insert yes or no in capital letters here(I'd say no))

Do you think that every person that says "lol [wtd] rofl hax" should be smited in the most horrific way?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on April 20, 2008, 06:30:31 AM
IM ROTFL AT U.

Who am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on April 20, 2008, 08:01:00 AM
You are cool spoiler text

Wii would like to play: Mario Kart Wii.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: SushieBoy on April 20, 2008, 04:25:00 PM
SURE WHY NOT

Tea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on April 20, 2008, 05:58:18 PM
No, Coffee.

Beuniez Diaz! (Typing it the way it is prenounced)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on April 21, 2008, 05:30:10 PM
Olé
Why did the cheese sneeze?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 21, 2008, 05:49:16 PM
Because the onions cried.

Can you see me from your window?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on April 21, 2008, 06:28:04 PM
Yes, as a matter of fact, I can. And I'm watching you right now.

Exactly how creepy am I not?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 21, 2008, 06:59:04 PM
9.

Wheres my pants?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 21, 2008, 09:05:50 PM
They are dead. (Quoted from "Half Life, Full Life Consequences")

Do you think there is a furry among us forumers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on April 21, 2008, 11:14:32 PM
Now that's a stupid qusestion: he likes to remind us every month or so. Just so we don't forget him.

Why are manholes round? (I think many of us already know the correct answer; be creative!)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 22, 2008, 10:24:38 AM
Because street workers hate right angles.

Why don't Lumas get tired of star bits?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on April 22, 2008, 05:04:16 PM
because they're so shiny

why does wii rhyme with z?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 22, 2008, 09:04:18 PM
Because we can divide by zero.

Anyone here heard of ijji?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on April 23, 2008, 01:51:26 PM
They are dead. (Quoted from "Half Life, Full Life Consequences")

That reference is full of win.

I have totally not never.

Y?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on April 23, 2008, 02:26:52 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpageofstuff.googlepages.com%2Fyupsidedown.png&hash=bfd513eb9adc90999de54d7d41dad732).

Rawr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 23, 2008, 03:44:52 PM
Rhita Gawr (first thing I thought of).

Why do people think global warming is real?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on April 26, 2008, 06:15:23 PM
a little birdy said so.

How?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on April 26, 2008, 08:18:59 PM
I don't know, It just happened.

Why can't I stop stabbing folks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on April 27, 2008, 09:48:30 AM
I blame yo mama.

Is it bad to jump off cliffs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on April 27, 2008, 09:23:39 PM
It's not not not not not not bad.

Why did the chicken explode?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 27, 2008, 09:48:25 PM
It's those dang nitroglycerin seeds!

What is "The Dog"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2008, 04:34:27 PM
The pet that ate "The Cat."

Do you ever get that feeling of impending and certain doom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on April 30, 2008, 06:21:05 PM
Oh no!

why do cows have spots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 30, 2008, 07:26:52 PM
Because Zebras took the stripes.

Why did Watterson cancel Calvin and Hobbes after just 10 years when it could have run for at least 5 more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 30, 2008, 07:29:54 PM
Because 15 years of comic making is a dorky number.

What is my name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on April 30, 2008, 07:37:45 PM
The name that comes before your middle name.

Why can't emus fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 01, 2008, 01:30:48 PM
Because they're afraid of heights.

What is the size of the universe in cubic centimeters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 01, 2008, 03:09:10 PM
Probably more than a googlplex to the power of a googlplex.

1,000,000 nerd points to the first person to type down a googlplex complete with all its zeros.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 01, 2008, 04:07:58 PM
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

I give up.

Are you going to answer this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 01, 2008, 04:35:06 PM
Absolutely not.

lol wut
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 01, 2008, 04:39:23 PM
huh?

What's that smell?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on May 01, 2008, 08:35:17 PM
鬼魚

Why is God almighty?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 01, 2008, 08:45:41 PM
Because he is.

Can you and only you stop forest fires?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on May 02, 2008, 01:31:24 PM
No, only Smokey.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Role center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on May 02, 2008, 03:16:25 PM
LET US COMMENCE THE ACT OF DISCOVERING THE ANSWER TO SAID QUESTION

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 02, 2008, 03:52:13 PM
Because it's THERE!

Fried Rice, anyone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 02, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
FRIED RICER!

You know, I tried the whole how many licks thing and I got about 1400. Anyone want to confirm this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 02, 2008, 06:22:37 PM
It usually is 370-400

How?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 03, 2008, 12:45:59 PM
Now brown cow.

Is horse radish an instrument?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 03, 2008, 02:08:07 PM
No. Neither is Mayonnaise

Left hand or right hand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 03, 2008, 03:05:26 PM
Foot.

Why is your head falling off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 03, 2008, 09:11:06 PM
If it is, how am I answering this question?

(That was both my answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 04, 2008, 06:13:18 AM
Because you have supernatural powers

Did you know I'm hiding under your bed right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 04, 2008, 06:43:59 AM
Duh.

Anyone else?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 04, 2008, 10:45:01 AM
Maurice the Monster of Calvin and Hobbes.

Can I have a grenade launcher?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 04, 2008, 11:19:45 AM
No! I just bought you a magnum the other day!

Is it safe to drop a toaster in a public pool while it's plugged in?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 04, 2008, 11:55:49 AM
So long as the swimmers therein are made of rubber.

How many fingers am I holding up?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on May 04, 2008, 01:04:50 PM
21.

Where is Alfredo Land?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 05, 2008, 12:31:38 PM
Next to Marinara Land.

Why am I only liked on message boards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 05, 2008, 01:35:50 PM
Because you smell odd.

Sorry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 05, 2008, 01:45:44 PM
I don't forgive you.

Who here likes clam chowda?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 05, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
Not me.

Do you like pigs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 05, 2008, 06:23:39 PM
Only if they fly.

When will I get MKWii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 05, 2008, 06:54:08 PM
When I get GH: On Tour.

[wtd]ITFS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 05, 2008, 07:00:07 PM
I was about to ask myself the same question!

Why does Shnitzel like Fivesday so much? Is that the day he makes a poo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 05, 2008, 07:39:16 PM
Rada Rada!

Give me the scoop doc, how long does Mario have before he craps fire balls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: 36Voltman on May 05, 2008, 08:06:25 PM
According to my calculations.......................................................................... 5 seconds.


How many mushrooms in a box?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 05, 2008, 10:23:37 PM
1/2

Why did the yak cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 06, 2008, 01:05:49 PM
The Evil Chicken made him do it.

Give me the scoop doc, how long does Mario have before he craps fire balls?

How is it physically possible for that to happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 06, 2008, 01:45:13 PM
His fire shooting glands reversed from to his hands down to his rectum.

Has it happened you anyone else?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 06, 2008, 01:55:35 PM
Mayesbe.

[wtd]udge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 06, 2008, 01:58:40 PM
Yes.

Where?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 06, 2008, 02:17:49 PM
Next to FudgeTW.

Why can't Luigi make up his mind on one girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 06, 2008, 03:51:04 PM
'cause he's a pimp!

Can I borrow your brain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 06, 2008, 04:57:54 PM
Only if your head is clean.

Do you speak English?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 06, 2008, 05:21:21 PM
No I do not speak English.

Did I see that guy before?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 06, 2008, 11:12:17 PM
Pffft, like, whatever. I dunno. Maybe.

Does that answer your question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 07, 2008, 06:58:23 AM
Possibly.

When does Back to the Future 4 come out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 07, 2008, 04:06:12 PM
In the past's future.

What is the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 07, 2008, 06:46:56 PM
Chicken.

Have you seen anything anywhere at all?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 08, 2008, 10:37:31 AM
Nope, I'm blind.

How do I change the theme of the message board (sorry, couldn't resist)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 08, 2008, 10:55:24 AM
By swithing it.

Is Mallow the king yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 08, 2008, 11:00:07 AM
Yes!  He's the king of Marsh.

Have you ever been to Boston in the fall?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 08, 2008, 04:04:07 PM
Only in the summer.

Are you a homosapian? (might be spelled wrong)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on May 08, 2008, 04:20:59 PM
No your a homosapian.

I ROFLed all over the floor. What happens when the clock ticks 20,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 times?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 08, 2008, 09:20:45 PM
A llama dies. (for those of you don't know what homosapian means, it is the scientific name for human)

Hippos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 09, 2008, 11:23:27 AM
Potamuseses.

Is Parcheesi™ fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: 36Voltman on May 09, 2008, 03:15:51 PM
Only when you play it with a llama.



What is the past future of the past?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 09, 2008, 04:13:18 PM
The present's future's past's past.

What is the square root of a tortilla?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 09, 2008, 05:55:11 PM
Yes.

What color is love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 10, 2008, 01:23:55 PM
The color of broken dreams.

What color is a broken dream?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on May 10, 2008, 08:03:14 PM
The color of a dream not fixed.

What is the scientific name for a scrambled bologna sandwich with tartar sauce?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 11, 2008, 10:34:23 AM
Disgusting.

Why can Mickey use the Keyblade?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 11, 2008, 07:54:54 PM
Because of his big feet.

What's that in your ear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 11, 2008, 10:03:26 PM
More ear.

Do these pants make me look fat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 12, 2008, 02:12:55 PM
Ho, ho, ho...maybe.

What-what-WHAT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 12, 2008, 05:46:36 PM
Huh-huh-HUH!

Why do cats only land on their feet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 12, 2008, 05:49:36 PM
Because they don't like to land on their head.

Will guitar hero on the DS suck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 12, 2008, 06:41:45 PM
As much as the day is long.

Define the word "dongle".
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 12, 2008, 10:24:20 PM
Teehee. "Dong".

GTA4?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 12, 2008, 10:39:43 PM
nah. Mario Kart Wii!

green?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 13, 2008, 09:51:23 PM
No no no no, it's red! Stop! STOP!

Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on May 14, 2008, 05:58:05 AM
Youuuuu!

why is my question so stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on May 14, 2008, 12:52:10 PM
Because soulja boy can't rap.

Why is my statement true?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 14, 2008, 02:52:30 PM
Because it's from Wikipedia.

Why does Naruto have blond hair if he's Japanese?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on May 14, 2008, 07:11:57 PM
Woah.

Why did Shigeru Miyamato make 'Jumpman', not Mario?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on May 14, 2008, 10:33:33 PM
Because Jumpman jumped over a barrel.

Ok, how about red?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 15, 2008, 12:49:22 PM
No no no no, it's red! green! Stop! STOP!

Why does Jeff Dunham's Walter puppet appeal to me the most as a presidential candidate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on May 17, 2008, 02:38:04 PM
You don't belive it: REVERSI!!!

Who want to be a millionaire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 17, 2008, 06:39:41 PM
ME!!!

Who wants to be a hay-pennyaire? 
...Heh-heh.  Sounds like Hayden Panettiere.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on June 06, 2008, 11:38:50 AM
If that mean I get one-million pennies, then no.
They may murder me in my sleep.

WHO STOLE MAH LEMONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on June 06, 2008, 01:43:18 PM
THAT KITTEH OVA THAR!

Why do people use l33t speak so much? Its so stupid.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 06, 2008, 03:44:28 PM
You expected this answer to be in l33t, right? HeheheRONG!!!1

On a related note, why doesn't anyone realize that 4chan isn't funny or cool?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on June 06, 2008, 08:40:25 PM
Cool? No. Funny? YES.
ACCEPT THE FACTS.

Will I die for this answer? And if yes, how?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on June 07, 2008, 09:51:25 AM
I lost the answer. I think it was yes.

Why can't cars swim like a fish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 07, 2008, 02:00:04 PM
Because they don't have gills.

Meep?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 07, 2008, 08:00:52 PM
Bee bee doop.

What is red and green combined look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 08, 2008, 02:50:39 PM
Nasty brown.

Should I change my stripper name to Nastee Brown?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on June 10, 2008, 10:59:06 AM
sure

Want me to take it off?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on June 10, 2008, 11:03:49 AM
possibly.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on June 11, 2008, 06:14:02 PM
(old, overused, joke like that tounge-twister)

Are BP and LD rivals?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 11, 2008, 06:18:22 PM
Yeah. They've been at it ever since the winter of '53 when Great Uncle Person shot that pig of Great Great Uncle Dude's.

So, you mean, like, it's over nine thousand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 11, 2008, 06:24:07 PM
9000? oh no!

Why did you fly there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on June 11, 2008, 09:46:34 PM
I didn't fly here. I fell from the ceiling.

can you say GLEEG SNAG ZIP GLEEG SNAG ZIP GLEEG SNAG ZIP GLEEG SNAG ZIP 25 times in 3 seconds please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 12, 2008, 03:23:51 PM
Why no sir.

Er, can you run that by me again? Like, the milkshake...which yard are the boys brought to?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Zarkanthesmasher on June 14, 2008, 05:56:43 PM
Why, the yard that had the milkshake factory behind it!

Where is waldo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 16, 2008, 08:32:48 AM
Subspace.

Why is it that whenever I look up Mario characters on DeviantArt, I get naughty pics of Princess Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on June 16, 2008, 09:28:56 AM
Because everyone draws Pr0nz on DeviantArt.

Someone go bump the Mario Bar! It was a great topic!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 16, 2008, 04:05:09 PM
Why don't you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on June 16, 2008, 08:59:28 PM
Because I don't like to bump topics.

Why didn't he post an answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on June 16, 2008, 09:31:43 PM
That was the answer, and question.

Do you like The Stand.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 16, 2008, 09:57:00 PM
I think the stand is okay?

Should I have prepared for unforseen consequences?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 16, 2008, 10:36:40 PM
Only if you know about them.

Hmm...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on June 17, 2008, 09:09:18 AM
potatoes

If your canoe was stuck in a tree with its head lights on, how many pancakes would it take to get to the moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 17, 2008, 10:21:01 AM
42.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 17, 2008, 10:23:57 AM
Yes.

If a goat was on Mars, how then would the PS2 be not not not not not negatively unsuccessful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on June 19, 2008, 05:16:00 PM
MONEY BABY!

Chicken?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 19, 2008, 06:34:47 PM
Nah, the other white meat.

What if...? )(76)*=[%9'! 
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 20, 2008, 10:13:36 AM
Syntax Error.

Why was my loverly Naruto replaced with the trash known as Total Drama Island on Cartoon Network last night?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on June 20, 2008, 02:28:21 PM
be cause 1+1 doesn't equal fish

WTD?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 20, 2008, 10:00:32 PM
Why The Duck?

Why The Duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: chucknorris on June 21, 2008, 07:53:44 PM
cause he starred in Duck Hunt.



why does duck hunt star ducks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on June 21, 2008, 08:30:02 PM
Because Seal-clubbing is bad in America. (Ice Climber reference)

WDTSF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 23, 2008, 04:46:26 PM
Who Did The Super Fart.

How did I come up with that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on June 23, 2008, 11:05:04 PM
By WITCHCRAFT!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

GHDSDSWPOMP?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 24, 2008, 08:00:21 AM
No.  I refuse.

Why can't Vegeta haz cheezburger?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on June 24, 2008, 09:54:36 AM
Cuz I eated it.

Should I blame it on the cat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on June 24, 2008, 07:25:25 PM
blame it on your mom

Salty coconuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 25, 2008, 12:41:17 PM
No; if they're salty, they won't be a lovely bunch.

Say what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on June 26, 2008, 07:54:19 AM
D.I.Y.

ke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on June 30, 2008, 08:55:30 AM
kekekekekekekekeke

WHY? WHY? WHHHHHHHHHYYY? [/robotnik]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 30, 2008, 09:53:15 AM
BECAUSE!  BECAUSE!  BECAAAAAUUUUSE!

Who wants kidney pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dżamper on July 01, 2008, 01:27:32 PM
Megaman X VII

Banaweegee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on July 01, 2008, 11:46:33 PM
NOOOO!

What is the full chemical name for Titin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MushroomJunkie on July 02, 2008, 08:09:40 AM
Totin.

If a toilet fell out of the sky, would it break?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: megamush on July 02, 2008, 10:47:05 AM
depends, how large is the person sitting on it?

iff 1+1=fish then 2+2=?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 02, 2008, 01:58:12 PM
Sweetie, don't be silly. Those are two completely different numbers.

42) True or False: Duty Calls for 162BPM is teh awesomest remix evar.

True
True

(circle one)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 02, 2008, 07:31:54 PM
*circles "one"*

If a tree falls in the woods, and it falls on some poor sap, will that person make a sound?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on July 03, 2008, 04:11:55 PM
Yes, and it will be like this: "Oww, my leg!"

How do you fish in a lake with no fish?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 03, 2008, 04:34:47 PM
Ignorantly.

Did colors exist in the 1950s?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 06, 2008, 11:26:41 AM
Yep. The world turned color sometime in the 1930s, but it was pretty grainy color for a while.

Can I see your license, please?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on July 06, 2008, 12:46:08 PM
Well, what seems to be the officer, problem?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on July 06, 2008, 11:47:49 PM
It's the Llama in your trunk.

Why did Electric bump so many old, lame topics?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 07, 2008, 09:42:41 AM
Because no one else would have done it.

Should I start another topic about my new avatar?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on July 15, 2008, 08:06:14 PM
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111??[wtd]!!!!!!!

how do i hax?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on July 15, 2008, 08:27:11 PM
i dunnoz. (https://www.hackerdegree.com/inforequest/default.asp?gclid=COHqzIStw5QCFRIvxwodalNBFg)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on July 15, 2008, 08:47:56 PM
Why was there no Question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on July 16, 2008, 12:12:58 PM
i dunnoz

What's the first thing you think of when I say "cute ninja"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on July 16, 2008, 03:34:14 PM
'What are you gay?' is what comes to mind.

Why should I obey Wario and destroy Mario?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 17, 2008, 07:56:11 AM
Because Mario looked way too ticked off in Brawl.

Can I haz cheezburger?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on July 17, 2008, 07:57:43 AM
Nao, but yuo can haz hamburgar.

Whats wrong with being important?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 17, 2008, 10:16:16 AM
You don't work on region-locked consoles.

Scissors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Johnny_Macho on July 17, 2008, 10:46:01 AM
Rock.

Who did that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on July 18, 2008, 11:59:37 PM
It was him, waaay over there.

huh?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on July 20, 2008, 09:51:42 PM
?huh

Please have a seat
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 08, 2008, 01:24:28 PM
No thank you. There's something icky in that seat. 8<

Why don't you want to mix blur with blur?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Metaknight on August 08, 2008, 01:35:19 PM
Because thats how Teletubbies are born.

What if Funky Kong got his own game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 08, 2008, 06:42:21 PM
God help us if that should happen.

Well, dost thou? Punk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 08, 2008, 09:01:10 PM
Ex-cuuuuuse ME. They call me "Miss Punk", thank you very much. :P

What the heck is a "hoo-doo"?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 09, 2008, 07:32:00 AM
Hoo-doo do Voo-doo.

What about Reflux and Andre?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 09, 2008, 07:59:28 AM
Considering there's no such thing as Reflux the Giant, the point is moot.

Is it true??!!!?!?!??!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 09, 2008, 08:28:08 AM
What, that I'm so totally awesome? Yes, it is true.

What's happening to the system?!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on August 09, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
You are.

What flavor chips am I eating?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 09, 2008, 12:20:44 PM
Skwid.

Why is 4chan not funny? DO NOT SAY IT IS FUNNY IT IS NOT
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Metaknight on August 09, 2008, 06:25:54 PM
Because 4chan's only source of humor is a picture of Weegee.

What is inside my toilet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on August 09, 2008, 10:12:11 PM
Water; it's already flushed.


Why can't a wooden table support a 1,000,000,000,000 pound elephant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 10, 2008, 06:13:26 AM
Because the elephant only weighs 999,999,999,999 pounds.

Why no pinch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2008, 08:54:08 AM
Because I have standards.

DID YOU ORDER THAT CODE RED??!!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 10, 2008, 09:22:44 AM
No, it was that guy!

[insert question here]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 10, 2008, 01:58:15 PM
[un-insert question over there]

Maybe leetle pinch?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2008, 02:05:27 PM
Nawh!

Pssffht, you expect me to believe that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on August 10, 2008, 08:37:44 PM
Yes. Yes, I do.

Do you need a tickle~?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2008, 09:48:19 PM
[Face that goes like one big eye, followed by a straight, thin, horizontal mouth, followed by a small eye]

Am I pimp, or am I pimp?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 11, 2008, 07:41:18 PM
No.  You're a pimple.

Why do all the fangirls love the Uchiha boy; we all know Orochimaru has dibs on him...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on August 15, 2008, 03:00:03 PM
[ERROR: ANSWER FAILED TO UPLOAD!]

What happened to you?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on August 15, 2008, 11:15:17 PM
BAD PEOPLE DID STUFF TO ME

WHAT STUFF?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 16, 2008, 09:17:16 AM
SECRAT GOVRANMANT ECKSPRMANTS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 17, 2008, 01:52:18 PM
They were experiments involving a post count perpetually reading "0".

This is what it looks like!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on August 20, 2008, 06:45:07 AM
No, this is what it looks like.
USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2008, 08:32:20 AM
Yup, you fail.

Why is Dark Jak so angry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 20, 2008, 11:37:50 AM
Because it's usually light outside.

Why do people eat banana's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2008, 11:55:46 AM
I don't know about people in general, but it's safe to assume it's because they're an ape.

Why do all the well-written fan-fics have nasty pairings in them?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2008, 01:06:10 PM
Because Master Chief and Samus Aran would make teh awesomast babys.

Wouldn't they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on August 20, 2008, 01:51:03 PM
Not as awesomast as the babys of Gadget from Rescue Rangers and David Gonterman's author avatar in a rabbit suit.

Need some brain bleach now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 20, 2008, 04:21:23 PM
What's a brain?

[Compound answer and question... oh yeah, I'm that good.]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 20, 2008, 05:03:19 PM
Whatever it is, YOU DONT HAV ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amirite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on August 20, 2008, 07:31:40 PM
NO SERIOSLEE, WUTS A BRIAN?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 20, 2008, 08:30:09 PM
Quote
Because Master Chief and Samus Aran would make teh awesomast babys.

No.  Actually Samus Aran and ME, would make the awsomest babys.  Just letting you know that.

Anyways why does compound W help planters warts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on August 20, 2008, 08:38:05 PM
Because Master Chief and Samus Aran would make teh awesomast babys.

Wouldn't they?

Me and Samus would.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 20, 2008, 09:16:16 PM
My dear nensondois.  It is very relivant that samus and me would make the best babys.  It's simply because samus and my genes go best together.  Now please, leave my woman alone.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 21, 2008, 07:56:26 AM
No.  Don't even go there.

Why must we bicker and argue about whose woman Samus is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MushroomJunkie on August 21, 2008, 08:27:40 AM
Oh Turtlekid1.  We know your just jelous.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on August 21, 2008, 11:55:53 AM
Why is this forum game on pause?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 21, 2008, 12:10:16 PM
It's all Nintendo's fanservice-y fault!

Can I press play?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on August 21, 2008, 01:21:17 PM
Only if I get Samus.

So, uh, howbout them Sox?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 22, 2008, 07:47:31 AM
Dogbert in Socks!

Why iz teh princess in another castle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Unlimited Lumpia on August 31, 2008, 07:25:28 PM
Because those darn Koopas are a little more clever than one might like to think. (oh wait, I need a stupid answer..)
cuz princess loves to get around hur hur hur

Why are manatees sometimes confused with mermaids??
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on August 31, 2008, 07:27:08 PM
Because mermaids are often confused with manatees.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on September 01, 2008, 07:06:26 AM
(Why have there been no Qusestions after each answer?)

[ANSWER GOES HERE]


Why are some people fail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on September 01, 2008, 01:46:06 PM
cuz apes r teh lemon smex, yes?

can i haz medication?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 01, 2008, 02:29:30 PM
Please, for God's sake, take your medication.

Which came first, the stupid person or the stupid question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on September 01, 2008, 02:51:32 PM
Ha, nice try.

Sensei, how can I become the next Master of Unlocking?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 01, 2008, 03:33:50 PM
Keyblade... Keyblade...

Why don't Sora haz no IQ's?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 26, 2008, 03:39:23 AM
Because it's that time of the month.

Is I alive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on November 30, 2008, 07:18:38 PM
You might wanna see a docter for that.

Did I break the interwebz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Count Bleck on November 30, 2008, 08:34:54 PM
Not really, they've always been this bad...

Boxers or Briefs? :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on November 30, 2008, 09:48:39 PM
Depends on my mood.

What happens when you try to call someone on the Moon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 01, 2008, 09:04:42 AM
You get arrested by the secret police.

When will Mother 3 get an official release in the west?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 01, 2008, 09:58:09 AM
When Super Mario 128 comes out.

Why is this air so dry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 01, 2008, 03:56:39 PM
Because I drink a lot of water.

If Chuck Norris fought himself, who would win?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Count Bleck on December 01, 2008, 06:25:58 PM
Vince McMahon, for he would get the exclusive Pay-Per-View rights! :P

What do YOU want for Christmas?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 01, 2008, 06:45:04 PM
To be a real boy.

More like Left 4 Bread, amirite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 02, 2008, 11:10:37 AM
Noyernott.

Who has blonder hair: Peach or Rosalina?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 03, 2008, 03:09:38 AM
Bowser.

Why is it so cold?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 03, 2008, 08:55:40 AM
You left the fridge open.

When will it rain peanuts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: World 6 Retainer on December 03, 2008, 05:02:44 PM
When you cover the ground in chocolate.

  What's the function key to make money?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 03, 2008, 08:02:36 PM
Alt-F4.

I can haz heroin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: World 6 Retainer on December 03, 2008, 08:13:41 PM
 No, but we drink ritalin. (here's the food I want to eat)

 What's the password to Nintendo's website? I want to make games come out sooner.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 03, 2008, 08:23:52 PM
It's ********.

What makes you an eMale?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: World 6 Retainer on December 04, 2008, 08:06:06 PM
 Offers from levitra and free viagra in your "In" box.

I'm going to noobly ask something Mario related: In the dimension Bowser keeps his kids in, what does it look like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 04, 2008, 08:27:07 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkirby.classicgaming.gamespy.com%2Fgames%2Fsmashbros%2Fimages%2Fpokeball.gif&hash=e21750557cbca7fcb721b3969584d30f)

What is a man? A miserable pile of Cheetos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on December 08, 2008, 04:44:45 PM
I'm pretty sure those are Sunchips.

Who ya' gonna call?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 09, 2008, 03:42:25 AM
Your mum.

Why your mum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 09, 2008, 06:47:56 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.google.com%2Furl%3Fq%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fstormcloudi.files.wordpress.com%2F2007%2F06%2Fbecause_i_said_so.jpg%26amp%3Busg%3DAFQjCNFNu4lJZPQ3r8KNlmUPsn6Fdb5I8g&hash=398ca67008fd487a61c6da15a7cd8c12)

If a tree falls in the woods, who will it fall on and kill?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 09, 2008, 07:50:41 PM
Your mum, I guess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glitchy on December 09, 2008, 08:38:08 PM
You didn't guess.
What is love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 09, 2008, 10:24:03 PM
Baby don't hurt me.

Don't hurt me.

No more.

Soooo....how 'bout them...sports teams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 10, 2008, 08:15:11 AM
What sports teams? (Question and Answer)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 10, 2008, 12:53:39 PM
What, sports teams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on December 10, 2008, 11:25:59 PM
Should I know the answer to your question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 11, 2008, 08:55:47 AM
Yes, because I said so.

Why can't you grasp the true form of Giygas's attack!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on December 12, 2008, 07:19:09 PM
Because ITZATRAP!

Why won't Nintendo make an english version of Mother 3?! >_>
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on December 12, 2008, 08:55:56 PM
Why bother?

Can I be the guy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on December 13, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
Yeah sure, if you can take 7000 spikes to the face.

If toast is heated up bread, what do you get if you freeze bread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 13, 2008, 05:21:07 PM
Froast.

OMG, is that Masher101, who has not been here in approximately 192 years?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on December 13, 2008, 10:14:04 PM
What?! WHERE?!

Early to bed gets the worm... Or is it the bagel? O_o
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 18, 2008, 06:55:36 AM
Neither, I'm afraid.

Why is it over 9000?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on December 18, 2008, 01:42:47 PM
Ask someone else

When will I get rich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on December 18, 2008, 06:55:17 PM
In OVER NINE THOUUUUSSSAAAAANNNDDD *shatter* years.

Lolwut?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jmdblazer on December 19, 2008, 11:13:28 PM
Ok...

How am I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on December 19, 2008, 11:39:12 PM
Over there.

Do not food in the?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on December 20, 2008, 01:04:24 PM
I'll try not to.

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham? :D?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on December 22, 2008, 01:44:21 AM
Yes I do, I admit it.  Now get away from me, Sam You Are. 

Why is it such a big deal when it snows in California?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on December 22, 2008, 01:33:03 PM
Because snow is the energy source of Californians.

Who's in the kitchen with Dyna?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 22, 2008, 04:09:40 PM
Blade and Mite.

Why is there no black lightsaber crystal in The Force Unleashed for the Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 22, 2008, 06:16:22 PM
Because it would be racist.

Why can't you dismember the enemies in The Force Unleashed for the Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 22, 2008, 09:15:14 PM
Because the auto-targeting always goes for the droids.

How many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 27, 2008, 03:25:31 PM
None, because they're worthless.

What is the exact value of π?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on December 27, 2008, 06:59:33 PM
Sputnick is the value of pie.

Can Tetris blocks really kill you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 28, 2008, 07:57:57 AM
Only if you insult their mothers.

Srsly?  Mongols are worthless?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on December 28, 2008, 07:36:00 PM
Ya.
Why would you do something like that?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on December 28, 2008, 08:03:13 PM
I get paid money.

If I stop breathing for 65 minutes, can I have hax?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 28, 2008, 10:52:21 PM
Only if I can haz dc804burger.

Everybody lies, yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on December 29, 2008, 07:12:15 PM
Perhaps, if we are talking about humans.

Why would they pop a bag of popcorn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 30, 2008, 01:45:28 PM
The real question is, "Would they bag a pop of cornpop?"

Well, would they?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 30, 2008, 02:51:19 PM
They would not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not
not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not pop a bag of popcorn.

I'm getting banned for that, aren't I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on December 30, 2008, 03:15:51 PM
[You have been banned. Reason: flooding a mod got bored.]

Would this happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on December 30, 2008, 04:58:13 PM
It would not not not not no- *banned*

Wanna go kick some puppies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on December 31, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
I would, but

uh

what where we talking about again
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 31, 2008, 05:01:48 PM
Marrows.

How big is your marrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on January 01, 2009, 10:03:34 PM
Wait, Wha?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Super Caterina! on January 17, 2009, 01:30:50 PM
Wait, Wha?

whawhawah ahoahoaho...the...?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on January 17, 2009, 03:33:59 PM
Uhhh.....welll...

er

uuuh

uh


uh



eh, I....uh....


oh crap

crap, um.....


Yes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on January 17, 2009, 04:04:06 PM
Correct.

Why don't sandals do the polka?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 17, 2009, 04:54:45 PM
For the same reason loafers don't do the waltz.

Why be you when you can be new?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Metaknight on February 02, 2009, 04:41:46 PM
Because I would rather be a Mew.

Why are ships coming out of the base?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on February 02, 2009, 10:45:26 PM
Why do pencils jump like they're monkeys?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 07, 2009, 05:37:00 PM
Because they are monkey pencils.

Jeez Laweez! What is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Silver Metaknight on February 14, 2009, 05:20:33 PM
Its Waluigi's mom!  RUN!!!

Geez, can anyone take care of it?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on February 14, 2009, 05:34:04 PM
Divide by zero.

What is the square root of -7?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 14, 2009, 05:49:33 PM
12 Feet

Can your stomach digest itself?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on February 14, 2009, 06:22:19 PM
It can. But the reason it doesn't is because your stomach gets a new lining every three days to keep that from happening.

What is 5 divided by 0?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 14, 2009, 06:25:22 PM
A new lining of mucus.

0

What's a centipede?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: FlamingBlueMario on February 14, 2009, 10:05:50 PM
How do you count the inside of upside-down?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 14, 2009, 10:11:02 PM
FOR REAL.

When is your mom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on February 16, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
FOR REAL.
True.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on February 16, 2009, 09:10:39 PM
Footish

Where can I food the paint?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 16, 2009, 09:45:17 PM
Can rubber bands rub against the law?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on February 16, 2009, 09:48:07 PM
Why of course they can, Flo.

Where is my monkey's uncle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 17, 2009, 06:30:17 AM
Hiding behind the Great Wall of China.

When will someone make a decent DK platformer for the Wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 17, 2009, 12:27:51 PM
When hell freezes over.

Why do cats always land on all fours?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on February 17, 2009, 12:40:51 PM
It's just they play Hopscotch.

When will that queen do something?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 17, 2009, 12:56:06 PM
Oh, she's doing something alright. "They're going to lose their heads! For painting the roses red! It serves them right,
they planted white, but roses should be red! Oh, they're going to lose their heads..."


Personally, do you prefer the air?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 17, 2009, 01:04:29 PM
Water is better.

Would you want some California raisins?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 18, 2009, 10:00:42 PM
No Californian raisins are for Californians.

Why don't Mario and Luigi wear something other then overalls?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 19, 2009, 06:32:18 AM
Because the only other clothes they have are frilly dresses. Pink, frilly dresses.

Why is Waluigi a heavyweight in MK Wii, despite being thin as a beanpole?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 19, 2009, 01:23:22 PM
His hand weighs 300 pounds. And he's got bricks in his pocket.

How can we help?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 19, 2009, 01:47:18 PM
Yes, by feeding him marshmallows.

What's green and red going 300 mph?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 19, 2009, 06:25:39 PM
Mario and Luigi glued together with their pants on fire.

Why do Mario and Luigi wear M and L on their caps? Doesn't everyone know who they are?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on February 19, 2009, 06:32:11 PM
No. Not everyone does. Also, it looks hawt.

Glorb?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 20, 2009, 03:27:52 AM
Glorb Glorb.

Who's harder than Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 20, 2009, 10:14:50 AM
John Hancock

What will happen if you leave speakers running at very low volume for 10 years straight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on February 20, 2009, 12:02:11 PM
The Houses of Parliament.

Are striped ties more powerful?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 20, 2009, 08:27:37 PM
Just office ties.

Would you drink something with ground up fish bladder in it if it were healthy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on February 20, 2009, 08:47:50 PM
Uh, nah.

how do i shot web?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 20, 2009, 09:14:34 PM
Become a spider.

Why does Bowser chanhe from green to yellow over the series?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 21, 2009, 04:20:13 PM
He was walking along one day, when a can of yellow paint dropped on him from above...

Can I haz a cheezeburger plz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 21, 2009, 05:14:48 PM
No, you can't have a chezeburger but you can have a cheese burger.

Why is Peach called Princess Toadstool? If you think about the name it's pretty gross.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 21, 2009, 05:30:04 PM
Lots of people have gross surnames.

Why don't you go jump off a bridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 21, 2009, 06:20:13 PM
I'll go, it's a two inch jump.

Why is Pac-Man the only person with the name Pac-Man? There's many other Pac-People who are male.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 21, 2009, 06:23:19 PM
His name is Paccy, and he is a Pac-Man.

Who's in the kitchen with Dyna, strummin' on the old banjo?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 21, 2009, 07:18:24 PM
His name is Paccy, and he is a Pac-Man.

Who's in the kitchen with Dyna, strummin' on the old banjo?

Paccy is what Ms. Pac-Man calls him.

Dyna #2

Why is Toad's name Toad if there's hundreds of other toads in the Mushroom Kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 21, 2009, 08:02:29 PM
Why does the cat like green eggs and ham?

Because Toad is not smart enough to make millions of names.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 21, 2009, 08:24:28 PM
That's not how the thread works, Nenson. Pay attention.

Paccy is what Ms. Pac-Man calls him.

Dyna #2

Why is Toad's name Toad if there's hundreds of other toads in the Mushroom Kingdom?


They're called Mushroom People.

Will the cows ever come home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on February 22, 2009, 12:12:37 AM
Someday, the cows will come.

2747065292.85739201677503772?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 23, 2009, 03:03:39 AM
I'm sorry sir, I only speak english.

If I lived in the mushroom kingdom, would Bowser still kidnap Peach?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 23, 2009, 08:21:32 AM
Yes it's his hobby.

If Bowser stopped kidnapping Peach what would happen?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on February 23, 2009, 09:04:16 AM
Waluigi would kidnap her.

Why are ships coming out of the base?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on February 23, 2009, 09:34:28 AM
Because ships come out of the base.

What would happen if Wario went on a diet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 23, 2009, 09:39:03 AM
He'd get skinny and have all the ladies.

Why are ships coming out of the base? The person who actually provides the correct answer will win a virtual dollar.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on March 06, 2009, 03:19:18 AM
A bomb has been planted in the base.

Why are we here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShyGuyofTime on March 07, 2009, 09:18:13 PM
Because we clicked on the topic saying "Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer"

Why have I been spelling "Qusestion" wrong all these years?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on March 09, 2009, 03:54:30 PM
Because that's life.

Who wants a trip to Barad-dûr?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 09, 2009, 05:57:38 PM
Is it round-trip? (answer and question)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on March 09, 2009, 06:11:34 PM
Only if you use a protractor.

When will that curse be lifted from those shoulders?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on April 21, 2009, 03:42:24 PM
WHEN THIS TOPIC IS REVIVED FROM IT'S 1 MONTH HIATUS.

who Touched MY NUCLEAR TOASTER!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 21, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
George W Bush, hoping he could use it to blow up Iran.

When is it time to start bombing dodongos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on April 22, 2009, 03:10:08 PM
After Dinner.

Who wants some cake?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 22, 2009, 03:55:05 PM
Whoever doesn't want pie.

Who can haz pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 22, 2009, 05:17:14 PM
Everyone but you and Weird Al Yankovic.

What's for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 22, 2009, 05:19:33 PM
An octorok!

What if something happens to you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 24, 2009, 01:55:12 PM
My clone takes over!  MWUHAHAHAHA!

Why do politicians spout so much rubbish?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on April 24, 2009, 05:34:13 PM
Because when one contemplates the validity of toast plus fish while one is currently making a big speech,
one tends to damage their brain in the process, leading to unnecessarily in-depth descriptions of otherwise
simple answers.

Does anyone really care about what I just said?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on April 24, 2009, 09:16:28 PM
George Bush most certainly doesn't.

Did anyone else here actually get the above reference? Or care?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on April 25, 2009, 10:55:25 AM
No and no!

What is a blooper?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 25, 2009, 05:00:05 PM
A blue Ooper.

When can I stop worrying about the economy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 01, 2009, 09:38:28 PM
YES. THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS YES.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do ya think I'm sexy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 01, 2009, 09:42:17 PM
YES. THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS YES.

Why don't you have any salad in your diet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 01, 2009, 09:55:49 PM
...Because the merciless plight of vegetables worldwide must cease. The next pickle you pluck from a pickle tree shall be over my dead body.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How can you mend a broken heart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 01, 2009, 09:58:56 PM
Duct Tape.

Where did the muffin man move after he entered witness protection?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Pt_Peach on May 01, 2009, 10:11:38 PM
To the Muffin Mountains, so he wouldn't be recognized.

What's more bizarre than bizarre?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 01, 2009, 10:18:38 PM
Bizarro no am #1.

Where can I get a good cup of coffee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 02, 2009, 09:09:41 AM
At that "Good Cup of Coffee" store down the street.

What is the doogooron?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 04, 2009, 09:25:45 PM
it is a dog oroon

what is a pink coin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 05, 2009, 03:02:36 AM
A white coin that has been put in the wash with a red coin.

Why is Slippy Toad so incompetant?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 05, 2009, 10:51:05 PM
because he is

am i a bot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 05, 2009, 10:54:50 PM
You either are, or you're putting on an elaborate show.

Eekum Bokum?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 05, 2009, 11:00:06 PM
wiikum remokkemote


(i am a hambulance)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 05, 2009, 11:31:44 PM
Only on Tuesdays.

What is the difference between an orange?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 06, 2009, 01:13:23 AM
7

what is the internet
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 06, 2009, 05:12:57 AM
God's Porn stash.

How dead am I for the above answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 06, 2009, 08:33:32 PM
thou shall  make yoshi DIE!!!! (just kidding)

(kills yoshi)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 07, 2009, 08:42:12 AM
OK, only one of Steven9wii's posts has made any sense at all...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 07, 2009, 09:49:12 PM
reply #000 what us pi (e)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 08, 2009, 06:13:24 AM
Errrm....I'm going to go for Chuck Norris.

What colour does a Smurf turn when you strangle it?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 08, 2009, 02:24:35 PM
More blue.

Does Stephen9wii's bot-like demeanor unnerve anybody else here?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 08, 2009, 09:14:49 PM
whats a demeneurre!!!
(san faena namibia)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 08, 2009, 09:18:01 PM
Does Stephen9wii's bot-like demeanor unnerve anybody else here?

No, because he's not a bot. He's a troll.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 08, 2009, 09:19:57 PM
call 1-800-pinkTAXI
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 09, 2009, 06:14:47 AM
No.

What put the "ape" in apricot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 09, 2009, 08:38:18 AM
The very same man who put the "laughter" in "manslaughter": Chuck Norris.


Who let the dogs out?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 09, 2009, 05:07:07 PM
I did.

What will the mods do about Stephen9wii?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 09, 2009, 09:26:15 PM
dont know.

why do you want me banned?





2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 10, 2009, 12:59:03 AM
I don't want you banned at all. You're hilarious.

Kill it with fire? Or rocks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 10, 2009, 01:28:31 AM
excellent.


i wish to add your e-mail on my wii. so we can chat outside of here!

pretty please. i use gmail and wii
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 10, 2009, 07:33:20 AM
No.

Incidentally, how do you register Wii Friends? (Valid for stupid question even, as I've owned a Wii for nearly a year nd still don't know)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on May 10, 2009, 11:53:00 AM
You pour blood in your Wii then sit on it while it is plugged in.

Who jumps up and down at really high speeds while intoxicated?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 10, 2009, 12:03:32 PM
My uncle Roy.

Is Steven9Wii trying too hard?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 10, 2009, 12:17:50 PM
Indubitably.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on May 10, 2009, 12:53:21 PM
Why not.

Is Glorb actually a liar and a theif?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 10, 2009, 10:14:06 PM
no





ban me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

























2
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on May 11, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
What's the point of  GBS PLAY 1.04U?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 11, 2009, 08:14:53 PM
2



what is a wii
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 11, 2009, 08:20:11 PM
Your girlfriend/lover.

Yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 11, 2009, 08:25:58 PM
no

what is an e-mail?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 11, 2009, 11:29:25 PM
Your girlfriend/lover.

Robotnik or Eggman? Careful, your answer could decide the fate of the universe.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 11, 2009, 11:34:36 PM
bowser

wagon or fablesfabriqueboasvacancesfriendfriendfriend
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 12, 2009, 02:10:56 AM
Wagon.

To be or not to be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 12, 2009, 11:56:34 AM
Not.

Where'd my candy bar go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 12, 2009, 12:12:21 PM
It got in mah belly.

What does the scouter say about Steven9wii's power level?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 12, 2009, 12:19:41 PM
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!

What makes a duck?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 12, 2009, 02:10:38 PM
The size of its bill.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When you was a little bitty baby, did your mama rock you in the cradle, in them old cotton fields back home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Steven9wii on May 12, 2009, 09:22:22 PM
9w (ii)


wii or wii
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 13, 2009, 02:56:45 AM
The first one...

Why do I like ending sentences with "..."?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 13, 2009, 08:33:14 AM
........

WHY DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE THE VALIDITY OF INTERNET MEMES!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 13, 2009, 09:43:01 AM
Because internet memes are WRONG! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgvlaIC8YIY)

Why are you here, soldier?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Captain Jim on May 13, 2009, 09:45:41 AM
I'm here to make this land safe!

WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 13, 2009, 10:29:34 AM
TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVASTATION!

How does the rest go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on May 13, 2009, 01:23:03 PM
No.

Why is my cake talking to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 13, 2009, 01:30:20 PM
It's the ghost of your cakes past.

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

Also,

I'm here to make this land safe!

WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?
"I'm here because I'm bored!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs), I assume was what you were looking for. Wow, how many references to Youtube/comics/movies have I posted in the last two pages?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 13, 2009, 04:40:21 PM
You dirty Calvinist!

Do u liek torchicz?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 14, 2009, 05:09:00 AM
Only between two slices of bread.

Why can't I think of a question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 14, 2009, 12:02:43 PM
It's punishment for murdering that Torchic.

What is the current stardate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 14, 2009, 02:18:39 PM
About 4:13 PM, Eastern Standard Time.

Do you prefer your Torchic eggs poached or scrambled?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 15, 2009, 04:33:37 AM
Fried, please!

Can I have a glass of MooMoo milk with that?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 15, 2009, 12:36:42 PM
No. Lon Lon, perhaps.

Why does Nintendo enjoy repeated words? (Money Money, Cheep Cheep, Lon Lon, Dire Dire... )
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Guy on May 15, 2009, 03:24:35 PM
Because it's better the Lon, or Dire, or Cheep.

Why do video game charecters never age?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 15, 2009, 03:36:55 PM
I can't speak for all the game characters, but Rosalina found a way to divide by zero.

Did anyone else get the obscure reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 16, 2009, 04:54:50 PM
DOES...NOT...COMPUTE! *head explodes*


If Peach is only a princess, who's the king/queen of the mushroom kingdom?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 16, 2009, 05:06:05 PM
I AM

Anyone else notice General Chat taking a nosedive into 4chanville?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 17, 2009, 05:47:34 AM
What's 4chan? (question and answer)

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on May 17, 2009, 08:59:12 AM
Picture debates.

What makes a Kickback?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Glorb on May 17, 2009, 02:14:30 PM
Attempting a punchforward.

Cubicles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on May 17, 2009, 07:51:17 PM
Squares for everyone. 


Do you have an unhealty obsession with a certain animated high school girl?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 17, 2009, 09:50:53 PM
Um...can't say that I do.

But do I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 18, 2009, 03:06:25 AM
You do.

How do I know that he does?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 18, 2009, 06:58:37 AM
Because he's probably drunk.

If I eat some toe fungus, will I become Super Turtlekid1?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 18, 2009, 08:18:49 AM
No, but you now have the ability to glow in the dark, instead.

What would happen if all guns were laser guns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 18, 2009, 08:23:26 AM
Then the SHOOP DA WHOOP meme would be much more popular.

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on May 18, 2009, 01:50:18 PM
It depends on whether the universe would explode if Chuck Norris met that meme.

What is the proper way to eat a chocolate cornet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 19, 2009, 02:41:11 AM
Start from the bottom and then work your way up.

Who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Captain Falcon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 19, 2009, 11:58:41 PM
They fuse together into one being upon contact. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQz6vBv3JIM)

Mario, It that really you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 20, 2009, 02:16:06 AM
No, I'm Luigi, pretending to be Mario.

When will there be something in the music charts that I actually like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 20, 2009, 06:33:32 AM
I have a little assassination job that would be just perfect for you...

Oatmeal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 20, 2009, 09:16:41 AM
OATMEAL!?

What's the deal?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 21, 2009, 05:52:45 AM
Buy 1 pack of 6 loo rolls, get one pack free!

Who is the target of that assasaination job Turtlekid 1 was talking about?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 21, 2009, 01:05:53 PM
Aah, mayb- *shot*

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on May 22, 2009, 10:27:22 PM
Banan-*shot*

Dost thine saucy frog speakest the truth?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 23, 2009, 04:52:11 PM
Only on Tuesdays, when the moon is waxing.

When will David Caruso start taking acting lessons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on May 23, 2009, 05:47:52 PM
When Sprunt is invented.

When will Seinfeld finally have a movie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 23, 2009, 09:24:37 PM
I want my Metroid movie first.

Who should play the part of Mother Brain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on May 24, 2009, 09:23:30 AM
Gilbert Godfrey.

Who would want to watch it now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on May 25, 2009, 05:46:19 PM
Uwe Boll (so he can take notes).

Why doesn't Ike have any sympathy for the other smash bros characters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on June 08, 2009, 09:21:21 AM
Because he only fights for his friends.

When will Mario and Luigi RPG 3 have an official release date?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 08, 2009, 04:47:04 PM
When Earthbound appears on the Wii's Virtual Console.


When will that be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on June 08, 2009, 04:54:18 PM
When it appears

When will the old Fire Emblem games appear on the Virtual Console?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 09, 2009, 04:51:50 PM
When President Obama decrees it.

Why am I wearing a blue T-shirt?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on June 09, 2009, 04:55:20 PM
Because you feel like it

When will Luigi star in a new game?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShyGuyofTime on June 09, 2009, 05:56:35 PM
When Nintendo decides to make a new game starring him

Why do Yoshis come in different colors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on June 09, 2009, 06:02:14 PM
Because Yoshis need to come in differant colors for no reason

When will my Fire Emblem 4 ROM fix it's glitches?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on June 09, 2009, 08:29:35 PM
At the exact moment Nintendo inexplicably purges all ROMs from existence.

Why not rename NSMBW something more original?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 10, 2009, 05:09:24 PM
Because that would be the sensible thing to do.

What colour T-shirt am I wearing today?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ShyGuyofTime on June 10, 2009, 08:46:52 PM
One of the colors that black pigment is composed of

What do you get when you multiply six by nine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 11, 2009, 02:15:49 PM
42!

What is the opposite of opposite?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on June 11, 2009, 08:00:54 PM
Nopposite.

Mr. Brown can moo. Can you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 12, 2009, 05:27:21 PM
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Please sir, can I have some more?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 05:57:57 AM
I'm sorry, but no.

What happened to the stairs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on July 04, 2009, 07:04:21 AM
I took them away.

What happened to the door?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 04, 2009, 08:09:11 AM
THAT WAS A DOOR?

I ATE IT! WHAT DO I DO!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 02:14:20 PM
calm the f*** down, and induce vomiting.

did I just go twice?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 02:15:31 PM
yes i did

am i starting a chain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 04, 2009, 02:17:03 PM
You'd better not be.

Where is Dilbert's dad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 02:20:20 PM
kirby ate him

Do u like cheezits?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 02:21:54 PM
Yes i do

why am I doing this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 02:25:19 PM
for the lulz

am i going to stop now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 04, 2009, 02:27:36 PM
yes

will you pass the milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on July 04, 2009, 05:42:26 PM
Only if you don't drink it four times in a row.

What is a poltergeist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 04, 2009, 06:52:25 PM
The mod of Geist which replaces all the human characters with poultry.

Why does my brother always save Zelda at the beginning of Brawl's SSE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 04, 2009, 06:55:35 PM
She is much hotter than Peach.

Join or die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on July 04, 2009, 09:20:22 PM
Doin!!!

What's the funniest thing I can think of right now?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 05, 2009, 04:03:27 PM
"Doin!!!"

Where's the fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on July 07, 2009, 09:58:51 AM
In your pants

Why is this so fun?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 07, 2009, 10:01:56 AM
Fun?  I thought it was required reading.

Naruto or Sasuke?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on July 07, 2009, 10:54:13 AM
Narsuke!!!

Is my fly unzipped?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on July 07, 2009, 10:54:57 AM
Well...

WHat can I do now? I'm bored
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 07, 2009, 12:17:49 PM
Go back and edit your post for capitalization errors.

IS THIS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: K-Far on July 08, 2009, 12:12:23 AM
fix ur grammer and ill tell ya

fat ben made poop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: LuigiBros on July 08, 2009, 07:20:32 AM
First explain your question

Why is posting here addictive?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 08, 2009, 07:51:51 AM
Because you're smoking weed while doing it?

Compound answer and question.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 08, 2009, 09:37:50 AM
It is entirely possible...

But why would I be smoking weed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 08, 2009, 12:03:08 PM
Because you're out of your other drugs.

How much did they cost?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on July 09, 2009, 08:38:40 AM
OVER $9000!!!!

How dead is that meme?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 09, 2009, 10:41:27 AM
Still kicking!

Are any memes truly dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on July 09, 2009, 02:11:11 PM
Hmmm... Hard to say. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on July 09, 2009, 09:10:05 PM
Yes.

Are you a hambulance?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 25, 2009, 06:04:11 PM
No, but Oprah Winfrey is.

Why is Doc Louis obsessed with chocolate?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on July 26, 2009, 01:16:32 AM
Because chocolate triggers endorphins that gives one the feeling of being in love?

$%@*&?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on July 26, 2009, 02:15:53 AM
Whatever you say, Q*bert.

Is a gun that fires swords more or less feasible than a sword that fires guns?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 26, 2009, 06:27:15 AM
More so, swords don't have holes to fire the guns out of.

Speaking of guns, would it be a good idea to have a gun that shoots poison and tigers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 26, 2009, 10:04:32 AM
No.  It must shoot POISONOUS TIGERS.

Guns kill people!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Rao on July 26, 2009, 11:58:10 AM
Guns don't kill people, PHYSICS KILLS PEOPLE!

Peepee?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 26, 2009, 04:40:44 PM
No thank you, I just went.

Why does the UK have such terrible weather?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 26, 2009, 09:24:28 PM
It's Bush's fault.

WHO YA GONNA CALL?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on July 26, 2009, 09:28:35 PM
MYTHBUSTERS!


Can you feel the love tonight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: dc804 on July 26, 2009, 09:51:04 PM
no.

Why did that man go into a library?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 26, 2009, 10:14:15 PM
To do some light intellectual reading.

Is that a good idea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on July 27, 2009, 06:42:42 AM
Not really.

Any reason why that thing is on fire?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 29, 2009, 07:00:04 PM
Yeah, you tossed a lit match at it.

When will they release another game that stars Luigi?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on July 30, 2009, 03:20:44 PM
Yes, 24 hours before the world ends.

DID YOU MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 30, 2009, 03:37:57 PM
No, I made LOTSA LASAGNA.

Wut?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on July 31, 2009, 05:31:24 PM
Que?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigison on August 06, 2009, 05:56:36 PM
iQue!

Can you Fine Young Cannibals?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on August 09, 2009, 01:44:52 PM
Yes, and eat them, too.


Q: Are We Not Men?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on October 12, 2009, 09:24:56 PM
A: We are BUMP.

Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Shroomy95 on October 23, 2009, 07:13:20 AM
...o_0

Are you sure you would like to continue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on November 08, 2009, 06:05:21 PM
Oh yeah.

What is the sound of one hand fclapping?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on November 12, 2009, 07:26:56 PM
There is n- I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

You want fries with that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: thechucknorrisofNSMB on November 16, 2009, 05:43:32 PM
Yes, please.
If you had to be ingested by any animal (complete with shrinking) which animal would you pick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 16, 2009, 07:57:51 PM
A crocodile.

Why?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on November 16, 2009, 11:24:42 PM
Because of BEANS

What do BEANS have to do with this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on December 15, 2009, 09:17:44 PM
Everything and anything.


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 22, 2009, 09:31:51 PM
Only if your hovercraft is filled with eels.

What is your favourite type of parrot?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on December 23, 2009, 04:51:56 PM
Grilled.


Why don't some people believe in Santa?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on January 02, 2010, 12:07:46 AM
Because everyone knows Santa is a ripoff of The King of Town's physique!
Red! Bearded! Mustached! Fat! It's obvious!

Why aren't we asking qusestions instead of questions!?
Look at the topic title!
Actually, what are qusestions?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Guy on January 04, 2010, 02:38:43 AM
Quests in where the goal is to ask questions.

Why do I eat planes for breakfast?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 04, 2010, 07:51:52 AM
Because you're out of helicopters.

Who took all the helicopters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 06, 2010, 06:17:57 PM
Obama!


How deep is your love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 06, 2010, 08:06:36 PM
What is love? Lady, don't hurt me.

Why does the Sun really shine?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on January 07, 2010, 08:28:27 AM
Cuz it's a giant heat lamp.

Would you like a Brick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 07, 2010, 08:42:42 AM
Only if it came with cheese.

Can I play Time Twist?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 07, 2010, 09:40:17 PM
Left foot red.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 07, 2010, 09:57:15 PM
A horde of boards.


How do you feel about homosexual polygamy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 07, 2010, 09:59:54 PM
I think... I feel good about it.

How is it I'm just now noticing the typo in the thread title?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 08, 2010, 12:29:09 AM
Because you were blind but now you see


What is amazing grace about anyways?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 08, 2010, 07:57:26 AM
I'd answer, but this thread would get moved into NatDT faster than a kid runs from the table when he sees brussels sprouts on his plate.

What are chips made of?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 08, 2010, 03:53:49 PM
Damage.

Why are green helicopters manlier than helicopters of other colors?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 08, 2010, 04:55:35 PM
Granite.

Why is sandpaper made out of diamond dust instead of sand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 08, 2010, 05:01:29 PM
Because desert and beach dwellers wouldn't let us have any of their sand.

So friends are people that have ice cream together?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 08, 2010, 05:23:25 PM
No. My friends cannot have any of my ice cream.

ARE YOU GREAT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 08, 2010, 06:22:20 PM
Tomato paste.

Will mayonnaise and mustard ever be sold together?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 08, 2010, 06:38:19 PM
not while im alive!
what is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: YoshiFansean1 on January 08, 2010, 06:42:38 PM
Antelope and canteloupe rhyme.

What's your favorite number of the alphabet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 08, 2010, 07:19:12 PM
Batman symbol.


Can you please crawl out your window?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 08, 2010, 07:32:38 PM
thats not a question
why dont bald people have hair?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 09, 2010, 08:38:24 AM
Because they only use Rogaine on their pelvic regions.

Would you, would you, with a goat?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 09, 2010, 09:18:45 AM
sure.
what time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 09, 2010, 09:21:21 AM
It was, like, 12:07 and 53 seconds
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 09, 2010, 09:23:06 AM
Oh, and what day was it
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 09, 2010, 09:40:01 AM
what, with the goat?
why is there no time travel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: YoshiFansean1 on January 09, 2010, 12:09:34 PM
Cause if you did, lemons would fall from the sky in a 5th dimension

What is tangy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 09, 2010, 03:21:11 PM
A green orange

What is 17 without 24.8
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 09, 2010, 05:14:47 PM
Electric lights.

When will it actually rain rancid milk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 09, 2010, 05:33:16 PM
check the weather.

who is mario's great great grandfather?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 09, 2010, 05:51:21 PM
Nekketsu Day-O.

Why do Asians look funny when they eat a citrus fruit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 09, 2010, 07:03:14 PM
go ask one.

where was donkey kong born?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 09, 2010, 09:02:48 PM
Shrink Stomp.

Where will King Koopa attack next?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 09, 2010, 09:03:40 PM
Denver, Colorado.

Who invented the corset?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 09, 2010, 09:05:11 PM
That would be the French.

Parley?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 10, 2010, 05:22:13 PM
YK looks like Daffy Duck.

Should I spend 400 dollars on a complete set of cards?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 10, 2010, 05:51:12 PM
Only if you have spending money in spades, you joker.


Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 10, 2010, 05:54:51 PM
Im getting a little nervous around you...

what the heck is antidisestablishmentarianism?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 10, 2010, 06:12:53 PM
A political position that originated in nineteenth-century Britain in opposition to proposals for the disestablishment of the Church of England, that is, to remove the Anglican Church's status as the state church of England, Ireland and Wales. Before you ask, it makes more sense than calling it just "Establishmentarianism", because it was already established at the time.

Why are there holes in it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 10, 2010, 06:19:44 PM
Because they wanted to know how many holes it took to fill the Albert Hall.


Would you love to turn me on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 10, 2010, 06:22:15 PM
Only if you glow in the dark.

Are you sorry?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 11, 2010, 07:30:29 PM
As long as you give me a time out.

How will you go through with it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 14, 2010, 03:16:36 PM
Until time runs out.

When will my candycorn be reprinted?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Guy on January 14, 2010, 09:09:29 PM
When the world ends.

Why did Obama take my helicopters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 14, 2010, 09:52:23 PM
He already stole your bike, so... yeah.


Does you chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 14, 2010, 11:47:11 PM
Only in Holland, Panama, and some regions of Indiana.

So, airplane food, what's up with that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 15, 2010, 08:07:01 AM
Heheh... I see what you did there.

Wait, am I going blind?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 15, 2010, 05:25:16 PM
As long as you don't eat your bread.


Why doesn't my house have toenails?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 15, 2010, 07:33:24 PM
Because you're adopted.


Have I told you lately that I love you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 16, 2010, 12:22:52 PM
As long as the record spins.

Why do birds chirp?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: ToadBowser on January 16, 2010, 12:33:48 PM
Because fish can die.

Do you think animals have dreams?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 16, 2010, 04:35:58 PM
Because bicycle pedals and kidneys don't make noise.

What's the worst gimmick?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 16, 2010, 10:33:26 PM
Your faces face

Whos face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 17, 2010, 07:02:03 AM
The greatest in Koridai!

Is there nothing more cool than being hugged by someone you like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2010, 12:11:52 PM
Yes, having your private parts touched by a stranger.


Have you ever seen the rain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Luigalaxy on January 17, 2010, 01:14:02 PM
No, but I've seen the chocolate rain.


Have you ever gotten as far to realize that you'd even consider?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 17, 2010, 02:40:17 PM
Almost

What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2010, 02:53:02 PM
You're welcome.


Who'll stop the rain?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on January 17, 2010, 04:10:26 PM
Dora the Explorer

Where did my appendix go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on January 17, 2010, 05:30:30 PM
Right before the index and after the last chapter.

My name is... What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 17, 2010, 05:40:02 PM
MIKE JONES


How awesome is this? (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6204.msg564643#msg564643)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 17, 2010, 07:34:55 PM
Ippy-bippy can't get this spot out of my ippy-wippy!

When one door closes, does one other open?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on January 17, 2010, 07:39:30 PM
Only if they're tied together by a very taut, strong string.

If a tree falls in the forest...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on January 18, 2010, 10:19:16 AM
... it doesn't make a sound if no one hears it.

Can Rainbows fart?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 18, 2010, 10:24:04 AM
Well, where do you think Skittles come from?

Don't you just hate it when an answer is actually another question?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on January 18, 2010, 11:54:20 AM
Should I?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on January 18, 2010, 01:53:56 PM
why not?

Does god close a window and open a door
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on January 18, 2010, 04:30:24 PM
No, he opens a window to air out the smell of skittles.

What does space smell like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on January 27, 2010, 07:10:29 PM
Check for yourself!


Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away, will you make me your wife? I gotta know right now, before we go any further, do you love me? Will you love me forever?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Guy on January 27, 2010, 07:47:37 PM
No.

Why do Skittles come from rainbow butts?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on January 28, 2010, 08:26:45 PM
Because otherwise you wouldn't be able to -TASTE THE COLOR!- Woah, who was that? Anyway...
Why was I banned in '06?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on January 29, 2010, 02:24:55 AM
Because you officially won the dumbest poster of 2006 award!
 
WOOHOO?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: waddle_doo on January 29, 2010, 10:28:07 AM
?OOHOOW

Who Frisbee-d me in the face?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on February 02, 2010, 05:32:47 PM
I did.  And I'll do it again.

So, who was the walrus, anyway?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 02, 2010, 05:42:41 PM
Here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul.


How can people be so heartless? How can people be so cruel?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 02, 2010, 06:13:30 PM
Ask my grandma.

How come turtles are so slow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 02, 2010, 06:21:26 PM
Because they're homeschooled.

Approach your target and attack! Your mission starts now! Are you ready?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 02, 2010, 07:37:18 PM
No.
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO BE READY, HUH?
WHAT ABOUT MY feelings?
...):
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 02, 2010, 07:41:11 PM
FEELINGS ARE FOR PANSIES


Where did our love go?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 02, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
It was never there to begin with.

What is the square root of -(1+1+1+1+1+1...)?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: waddle_doo on February 04, 2010, 05:36:17 PM
645 x 3452234324 -1265 + 8396 ÷ the square root of -(1+1+1+1+1+1).

why was Question misspelled as "Qusestion"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on February 04, 2010, 06:12:14 PM
Because Dr. Mario was off his medication that day.

What's up with Ludwig's laugh in the cartoons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 04, 2010, 06:57:44 PM
It's a medical condition. Shame on you for mocking him, you insensitive filth.


Did you ever read about a frog who dreamed of being a king... and then became one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on February 04, 2010, 07:59:46 PM
Yeah, I hear he's being sent over a waterfall along with a llama who thinks he's an emperor.

What's the meaning of 42?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: waddle_doo on February 04, 2010, 09:03:54 PM
it gives a home to 6 x 7!

now, who among you scamps wants porridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 09, 2010, 07:16:12 AM
None of us do.
Where is this scamp, you speak of? *cue a user named "scamp* registering*
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 09, 2010, 08:09:44 PM
I hear berries do!

What is 29c5?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on February 09, 2010, 10:22:16 PM
29 C 5 = (29*28*27*26*25)/(5*4*3*2*1) = OVER 9000!!!

Am I blue?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: waddle_doo on February 09, 2010, 11:48:35 PM
no, you are jdaster64.

what is that thing in the bushes?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 10, 2010, 04:40:04 PM
Lice.


Where have all the flowers gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 10, 2010, 06:45:58 PM
To Flower Field.

Why can't Donkey Kong sing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 11, 2010, 07:39:02 PM
He was punched in the throat as a teenager. Sad story, really. His lifelong musical ambitions, chrushed...


Will you still love me tomorrow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 11, 2010, 09:02:06 PM
Only if tomorrow never comes.

Broccoli or the Beholder?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on February 11, 2010, 09:02:23 PM
Maybe, depends on my mood.

Do you put your own socks on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 11, 2010, 09:16:49 PM
YES, THANKS FOR ASKING


Why do fools fall in love? Already asked.

Does anybody really know what time it is?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 14, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
ADVENTURE TIME! :D

FRAN-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TICK-TOCK

What did you just learn?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on February 14, 2010, 06:43:30 PM
That Fran Drescher's laugh sounds like a clock according to coolkid.

Stupid is as... what?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 15, 2010, 01:00:01 PM
What up the butt.

Why is St. Anger bad? (I kind of liked it.)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 15, 2010, 09:08:44 PM
Because I haven't seen it.


Why don't we do it in the road?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 15, 2010, 09:39:13 PM
Because I'm straight and there is a 6 year age difference, and I don't know what IT is.

Only if tomorrow never comes.
I guess tomorrow is hopefully- *adjusts sunglasses* the day that never comes.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Was that a really bad Metallica reference?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on February 15, 2010, 09:58:59 PM
Because I'm straight and there is a 6 year age difference, and I don't know what IT is.
I guess tomorrow is- *adjusts sunglasses* the day that never comes.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Was that a really bad Metallica reference?

Not so much as a bad CSI imitation.

DRIVING or DRAGONS?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 15, 2010, 10:03:09 PM
DRIVER'S ED with DRAGONS!

Who is this Ed person that every drive seems to possess?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 16, 2010, 03:38:27 PM
DRIVER'S ED'ED DEAD!
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hrwiki.org%2Fw%2Fimages%2F0%2F04%2FDrivers_Eded.png&hash=5c1c86ebcdb1092b533a5ff4cf50d4ad)

Did that seriously count as a valid answer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 17, 2010, 09:37:50 PM
It's fine by me.


Is she really going out with him?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 19, 2010, 11:58:47 PM
Meh.


Where have you been, my blue-eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Guy on February 20, 2010, 09:27:24 AM
At the night club.

Why does Bowser change sizes in between games?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 20, 2010, 01:55:29 PM
Because he isn't faithful to his diet.

Can anyone ask a stupid question like Gaston?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 22, 2010, 04:30:39 PM
Nobody but me.


Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it with chocolate and a miracle or two?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 22, 2010, 05:35:30 PM
Craaazy old Maurice.

More beer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 24, 2010, 06:04:40 PM
Jush one more pint...


Has anybody here seen my old friend Martin? Can you tell me where he's gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on February 24, 2010, 10:05:23 PM
Martinique.

What goes good with more beer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 26, 2010, 12:08:53 PM
What's the point?  Nothing helps!

What is the most dangerous pastime?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kimimaru on February 26, 2010, 09:14:21 PM
Running around and doing whatever you feel like doing.

How does Mario never get tired of jumping?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on February 26, 2010, 09:31:37 PM
Super Mushrooms are caffeinated.

Are you even listening to me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 26, 2010, 10:15:14 PM
I could've sworn that someone just said something.

...Must've been the wind.


Do you hear what I hear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on February 27, 2010, 12:25:04 AM
Said the night wind to the little lamb.

Did he REALLY do that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 28, 2010, 01:03:40 AM
No way.


Where do you go to, my lovely?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on February 28, 2010, 01:20:48 AM
Wherever I [darn] well please.

Are you white and nerdy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on February 28, 2010, 01:28:02 AM
Too white and nerdy.

Is this a valid qu(s)estion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyfan98 on March 01, 2010, 12:01:33 AM
Only on Wednesdays

What is 28,865,439,272,035+43,692,758+416,453,221,019,182,635,457,585,403,276,152,537,485,060,685,453,323,354,758
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on March 01, 2010, 03:43:49 PM
69, lol.


Do you feel like we do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on March 02, 2010, 02:51:25 PM
no u lol

!OOHOOW
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on March 05, 2010, 08:58:24 PM
YEEAAAAHH


Want some whiskey in your water, sugar in your tea? What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on March 08, 2010, 07:59:28 PM
Meh.


HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on March 16, 2010, 09:57:18 PM
Meh.


Do you want to know a secret?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on March 19, 2010, 01:48:09 PM
As long as you KEEP THIS A SECRET FROM EVERYONE.

Did he REALLY cornobble you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on March 19, 2010, 02:18:54 PM
Indeed.

Does anyone actually know how it feels to be cornobbled?

[BTW, I was afraid this was going to accidentally be triple-posted, but come to think of it, it makes sense if repeated]
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on March 19, 2010, 03:56:00 PM
My uncle cornobbled me when I was but a child. The memory of my youth has been irrepairably tainted because of it.


What is Rao fighting for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on March 19, 2010, 09:24:37 PM
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
WAR! what's it good for?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on March 19, 2010, 09:32:55 PM
Stopping baby Hitler from eliminating the Juice.

Who writes this crap?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on March 19, 2010, 09:35:16 PM
M. Night Shamalmalamalamalamalmalma, seriosly, do you see What he's doing to Avatar LAB?

Do You?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on March 19, 2010, 11:21:50 PM
I do, I do, I do, I do.


How could Turtlekid possibly support homosexual polygamy? (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6204.msg564644#msg564644)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on March 20, 2010, 09:26:29 AM
By listening to you.

Do you think that was too mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: coolkid on March 27, 2010, 06:39:41 PM
Your existence proves that you're too mean.
Does that joke make any sense?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: foxmccloudfan on March 28, 2010, 01:56:35 PM
No.
Why does deezer hate me?

Oh, wait...
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2010, 02:51:17 PM
Because Stone Cold said so.

Why did the Pikachu cross the bridge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on April 01, 2010, 08:44:47 PM
To get to the punchline.


Where is Dezzer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on April 01, 2010, 11:18:17 PM
I told you, man. Chained out in the shed playing videogames with his BFF Shaun. It's like you don't know Dezzer anymore. (http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b396/folgrimeo/dezzer.jpg)

I just saw a picture of what's essentially a dingo version of Daisy Duke. What's wrong with me?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 02, 2010, 05:06:37 PM
You've been diagnosed with Spontaneous Male Breast Cancer, that's what.


****in' magnets, how do they work?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2010, 04:17:08 PM
*beow beow beeooooooow-ow* SCIENCE!

When is a raven like a writing desk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on May 03, 2010, 04:31:35 PM
I haven't the slightest idea.

Does it make sense?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 03, 2010, 04:33:31 PM
Only if it works at the mint.

How does a bumblebee fly?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 03, 2010, 04:47:05 PM
With maaaaagic.


Have you heard?
The word?
About the bird?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 03, 2010, 05:31:42 PM
I probably don't want to know.

Why would a water spirit need an umbrella?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 07, 2010, 05:50:27 PM
Answer 1: Acid Precepitation is a seriouss pollutant!
Answer 2: Keep the hero dry.
Answer 3: rain dropz represent yo

Why does cannons?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on May 09, 2010, 09:46:37 AM
Because things go boom.

Why are threads dying?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 09, 2010, 12:22:43 PM
Because humans are lazy.

Why is humans lazy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 09, 2010, 03:20:16 PM
Me no know.


How is babby formed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 16, 2010, 10:35:44 PM
Babby no formed. Babby made in factry n caries off by stowk.

Why a stowk?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on May 17, 2010, 10:38:57 PM
Because the stork got confused for stark and is now flying around in a Iron Man suit.

Why did my friend make me play Star Fox Adventure A.K.A. FOX WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on May 17, 2010, 11:36:14 PM
Because your friend wants you to join the furry clan. Plus, it's actually not half bad, as long as you don't let the completely superfluous use of the Star Fox brand taint it.

Why is a dingo gnawing on my eye?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 19, 2010, 03:50:33 PM
Eyes are a supreme deli product.

What killed out the giant dragonflies?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 19, 2010, 09:23:56 PM
Mickey, Donald Duck, Goofy and the Giant when they cut down that giant beanstalk.

I have a lump on the top leftish of my head. Do I have cancer?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 20, 2010, 04:58:47 PM
Yep. You're going to die within three weeks.


Have you seen my wife, Mr. Jones? Do you know what it's like on the outside?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on May 23, 2010, 09:00:28 PM
Nothing but GIANT MONKEYS! and your wife is leading them.

Why was the super guide invented?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Masher101 on May 23, 2010, 11:00:03 PM
To answer questions.

If one were to rip a hole in the fabric of reality, what would be the result?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 24, 2010, 03:16:32 PM
A hole through which you could see God's underwear.


What?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on May 24, 2010, 08:32:39 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi23.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb396%2Ffolgrimeo%2Fwaitwhat.png&hash=94fe4d364e145ba6203aa012a71908ff)

Sayn lay narn, Marli?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 25, 2010, 06:42:22 PM
NO HABLA ESPAÑOL

What's that comic Penguinwizard posted, and where can I read it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on May 25, 2010, 07:26:36 PM
Even though I know the answers to your question, it wasn't a stupid question, so I'm not going to answer it.

Have you never been mellow? Have you never triiiiiiiiied to find a comfort from insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 26, 2010, 03:56:19 PM
lolwut? I r 2 hypah 4 mallo.

If I said a legit question idioticly, would it be stupid?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on May 26, 2010, 04:56:55 PM
Yeah. ...No. ...no-yeah-okay.

What's that comic Penguinwizard posted, and where can I read it?
Ozy and Millie (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/). Here's the archive section (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/archives.html), and here's the first comic (http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/19980429.html). It lasted for over 10 years and racked up over 2,000 comics. The characters underwent a visual redesign in May 2000 and the artstyle slowly evolved from there on out. The comic has been compared to Calvin and Hobbes, for what that's worth.

How do you do your Dunk-a-roos?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 26, 2010, 07:54:41 PM
Furries existed in 1998? [darn].
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hacker Pikachu 25 on May 26, 2010, 08:21:30 PM
Dunk-A-Roos? Seen 'em, but I prefer the cheese and crackers.

Do ya like waffles?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on May 26, 2010, 08:49:28 PM
Not as much as Donkey does. I've seen him talking to waffles by candlelight. It's starting to creep me out.

Furries were around longer than that. Sonic SatAM was in 1993. Tiny Toon Adventures was in 1990. The Redwall novels started in 1986. And if you count Ranger Rick, a nature magazine whose mascot was a raccoon and he went on adventures with other animal pals, it started back in 1967.

How many Easter Island statues does it take to make baby Thumper cry?

(if you call Bambi "furry" for some ridiculous reason, then we'd say as early as 1942. Flower was cute, what can I say. And yes I know he's a guy... ok, shutting up now)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 27, 2010, 05:59:46 AM
Depends whether you want tears or an animesque river.

(Over 2000 comics?  Talk about your archive binge.)

How long is this going to go on?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on May 27, 2010, 11:09:20 AM
Until The Pointless Thread comes to an end. It's also the thread that can hold any other thread. If people stop thinking of pointless things to post, then this and the whole forumverse will end too.

(Over 2000 comics?  Talk about your archive binge.)
Yep. The good news is, it doesn't look like it's going to go anywhere anytime soon, so you have all the time you need to catch up. Even though when having the entire collection saved to hard drive it takes up 110MB.

Why Yoshi and Birdo?

EDIT: Fix'd. Just say "yes" to TurtleKid's response.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 27, 2010, 02:01:57 PM
Because it's a foolproof strategy!  If Birdo is female, you have a nice wholesome couple; if Birdo is male, the yaoi fanzombiesgirls will be statisfied.

Is penguinwizard having trouble with his "]" key?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on May 27, 2010, 07:09:05 PM
]]]]]]]]] nope his keyboard is working just fine, now to get out of here before he calls the police.

Which door should I take?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: kirbyman on May 27, 2010, 09:33:47 PM
Look into your heart, and you will find the way.

Why is there no black light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on May 28, 2010, 12:09:59 AM
I take it you've never been to one of the Spencers gift shops (seriously. They have stuff in there I was shocked to see in a mall... which was awesome).

Why is Heart such a lame power?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 28, 2010, 05:03:17 PM
Because love is for the weak.


CHOCOLATE?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on May 31, 2010, 11:35:36 PM
NO!! VANILLA IS BEST!

Why is the story in Super Mario Galaxy 2 really lame? seriosly, I know story isn't the best thing there is in a mario story, but it's the EXACT SAME STORY! just with very tiny tweeks, I just rambled sorry, so why is that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on June 01, 2010, 06:30:08 AM
Because Miyamoto has no attention span and expects everyone else to be the same as h--

Oooh, what's that shiny thing?

Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on August 05, 2010, 08:49:17 PM
A bump.

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.forkparty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F03%2Fbump-head-injury.jpg&hash=e2a55acad1511e17e6f0a884cb84465b)


Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on August 15, 2010, 09:26:31 PM
Going to do what I needed to do, I see the present in eye, but in the other eye  see the past and am constantly reminded of it. I'm now going to put it to rest..... maybe myself too.



IS THAT O.K.?   :D
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Turtlekid1 on August 15, 2010, 09:53:22 PM
As a matter of fact, it isn't!

Are you on the list?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on September 04, 2010, 09:49:12 PM
No, I've been a naughty boy this year.


Hey Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christ-
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Kensuke13 on September 04, 2010, 10:21:03 PM
MY PARENTS ARE...AT THE STORE SO I DON'T KNOW YET!!! *backhands Robin*

What may I ask are you doing in my bathtub?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: crazyal02 on September 11, 2010, 08:32:33 PM
Flashing my-

Why censor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on September 11, 2010, 09:22:47 PM
Because nobody wants to see that shuff, yo.

Why can't I find Gilligan's Planet when I search the skies in Stellarium?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on September 11, 2010, 10:08:02 PM
This almost feels like the 'true' pointless topic, or a derivative of it at best.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: penguinwizard on September 13, 2010, 01:37:53 PM
*ding* What is this thread?

Why is nenson trying to milk a bullet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on September 20, 2010, 09:30:17 PM
To get to the other side.

Sonic colors, yes or no?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jdaster64 on September 21, 2010, 12:48:47 AM
Definitely, greyscale would only make the Mickey Mouse-esque anatomy ever so much more apparent.

Smash Bros. at 2:00 a.m. - hazardous to your health and/or G.P.A?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Jman on September 30, 2010, 12:41:31 PM
Yes.  Very yes.

Here's another stupid qusestion: who's the real slim shady?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on September 30, 2010, 02:24:36 PM
Earthworm Slim.

What is a noggin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on October 08, 2010, 08:25:02 PM
You are.

Are there snails on the menu?
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Post by: Weegee on October 09, 2010, 03:00:13 PM
Non, monsieur.


Is there anybody going to isten to my story, all about the girl who came to stay?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on October 16, 2010, 09:59:59 PM
Goin-rew-unne-can-hear-ou

Wait how do I loose a signal in text
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Post by: Weegee on February 05, 2011, 09:18:51 PM
By untightening it.


Are birds free from the chains of the skyway?
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Post by: Weegee on March 21, 2011, 08:38:14 PM
Which seat can I take?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on March 21, 2011, 09:10:06 PM
That one.

Has you sometime play football?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: jugglechainsaws on March 22, 2011, 08:18:13 AM
It's called soccer you idiot.

What's the difference between a penguin?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 23, 2011, 04:54:14 AM
One of them doesn't.

Have you ever really loved a woman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on May 12, 2011, 09:17:36 PM
No, but I never loved a man the way I love you.


Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 18, 2011, 07:59:40 AM
I have a cold.

What's for dinner?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on May 20, 2011, 04:57:38 AM
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNACHOS.

What will you do with the one billion space credits in prize money
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on May 20, 2011, 06:28:18 AM
Buy a ShamWow.

Are you a taco?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on May 20, 2011, 06:47:38 AM
Yes! (http://warp.falsificare.com/assortedcomicimages/tacos.jpg)

ARE YOU GREAT?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on August 07, 2011, 02:12:13 PM
Maybe.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on August 07, 2011, 07:43:04 PM
For how much?

Why am I typing this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on October 03, 2011, 07:19:25 AM
Because you wanted a stupid answer.

Did Mario shoot fireballs out of his mouth or hands in SMB?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 03, 2011, 03:08:28 PM
Neither, he shot them out of his mustache

ARE YOU READY?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on October 03, 2011, 03:17:53 PM
Aye, aye, captain!

do you like it when the cows go moo in their abrasive rapist voices?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nensondubois on October 03, 2011, 03:57:27 PM
Only when they are tipped.

What can travel faster than the speed of a Frog Coin?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: MegaSonic on October 03, 2011, 09:04:51 PM
Somari the Hedgeplumber.

What's wrong with this picture?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on October 03, 2011, 09:35:33 PM
WHY DOES THE CHEF HAVE NO PANTS
Is this real life?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: cosmic_c on October 11, 2011, 08:32:54 AM
Is this just fantasy?

WHY AM I CAUGHT IN A LAND SLIDE?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 30, 2012, 12:37:39 AM
Because there is no escape from reality. Duh-doy.

Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 30, 2012, 03:19:02 AM
Nobody here but us tacos.

U.N. Owen was her?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on January 30, 2012, 08:39:10 AM
Contrary to popular belief, no. U.N. Owen was him.

Is it okay to burn with passion?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 30, 2012, 02:47:55 PM
No, that's called pyromania and it's very bad

Well what do we have here?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on January 30, 2012, 03:18:09 PM
SOPA.

When will the world end, Mommy?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 30, 2012, 03:55:02 PM
In a few hundred million years when the sun goes supernova. It isn't going to stay the same forever. But everything on it will have died before it actually swallows the planet, and whether anything gets off of it and how much of our past they take with them, I cannot say. But we'll all be dead before that even begins to start beginning to start happening, so don't worry about it.

What's the deal with silent letters?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 30, 2012, 04:01:47 PM
They were created before we had the technology for talking letters. Same goes for black and white letters.

Is this how you are? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBXRS_LRZBk)
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 30, 2012, 04:19:02 PM
no

Are you ready for the next challenge?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 30, 2012, 06:28:54 PM
Next challenge?! But I already completed every challenge!

Have you never been mellow?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 30, 2012, 09:21:09 PM
Only when I've been marsh.

What is you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 30, 2012, 09:34:07 PM
A pronoun.

Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 30, 2012, 11:40:20 PM
I swallowed a couch

Have you readiness for this!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on January 31, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
Not really. You didn't speak in red or green text.

Are you a mod or a rocker?
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Post by: Weegee on January 31, 2012, 06:18:07 PM
If I were a mod, Glorb wouldn't be banned anymore, so... Yeah.

Could this be love?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on January 31, 2012, 10:22:19 PM
Between you and Glorb, yeah, but everyone already knew that.

Well, does it hurt? Or does it feel good?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 01, 2012, 05:26:06 PM
It hurts so good.

If I were a carpenter
And you were a lady,
Would you marry me anyway?
Would you have my baby?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: WarpRattler on February 01, 2012, 06:53:46 PM
That's an oddly specific question.

I think Weegee is hitting on me, but unfortunately for him, I'm not into guys, especially not fat neckbearded ones. (Sorry, other portion of the Fungi Forums who can be described that way.)

???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 01, 2012, 08:34:57 PM
!!!

Coffee, tea or cannonballs?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 01, 2012, 08:47:50 PM
Warp's cannonballs.

ENGLISH MOTHER****ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on February 01, 2012, 11:13:43 PM
Say it in a nicer way, and I'll answer.

What flavor is the pie?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on February 02, 2012, 11:26:13 AM
Mud.

How did you came's to seen out when you were wery old?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on February 03, 2012, 02:29:09 AM
Yeah. Swedish. Mmm...

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on June 06, 2012, 09:52:04 PM
I'd like to use a Lifeline on that one.

Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding at four o'clock in the morning?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Sqrt2 on June 07, 2012, 09:12:47 AM
Because just I love chocolate pudding that much.

Why do I love chocolate pudding that much?
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Post by: TheMightyThor on June 07, 2012, 10:34:05 AM
Dr. Rabbit showed you that eating too many sugars and starches can make plaque monsters grow, and being the rebellious free spirit you are, you ate chocolate pudding to defy a certain tooth hygienist's wishes.

Frisch's Big Boy: What's your favorite thing?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 07, 2012, 11:38:59 AM
ALL THE THINGS!

Is this bothering you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: The Chef on June 07, 2012, 03:23:40 PM
nah

What was the place? What was the name?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 09, 2012, 06:36:59 PM
All I know is its definitely not Silent Hill.

If Pac-Man takes place in a maze, why can't I find the exit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 11, 2012, 06:53:28 PM
Because the exit loops back to the entrance.

What's the point?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 15, 2012, 06:31:10 PM
It's the tip of a needle that hurts people.

Where have all the cowboys gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 16, 2012, 05:15:04 PM
Cowboy Heaven.

who iz uze propr speling n gramerz.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 16, 2012, 07:06:58 PM
i dos, vrrry mch!1

Can love... bloom... on a battlefield?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 16, 2012, 07:43:43 PM
NO.

Are you my sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 16, 2012, 08:26:17 PM
If I were your sandwhich, then you would know where the mustard is.

What am I fighting FOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on June 16, 2012, 08:57:33 PM
Don't ask me, I don't give a [darn], next stop is Vietnam!

What does a girl's skin feel like?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 16, 2012, 09:20:36 PM
Smooth, but not suitable for clothing.

Who wrote the book of love? I wanna know!
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 18, 2012, 06:18:21 AM
Unanimous.

Where are the wild things?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 18, 2012, 12:43:03 PM
I don't want to talk about it. Too many bad things happened.

Who... are the Patriots?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 18, 2012, 01:07:04 PM
A football team.

When



will




steven9wii











be














unbanned?

Sorry if this is a little overboard. It can be changed.
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Post by: Electric on June 18, 2012, 01:18:04 PM
When Batman is done being in Arkham Utopia.

Why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 18, 2012, 02:16:00 PM
To promote Mac OS X Leopard.

HOW TO YOU GET LUIGI IN SUPER MARIO 64?!!!111
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 18, 2012, 09:01:33 PM
First, you get a Super Mario 64 Cartridge. Then put it in a toaster at exactly 70º. Then, wait for 5 min.
   Remove cartridge without oven mitts, or it will instantly melt. Put the cartridge in the N64 upside down. It should play an unaired episode of Friends.
  When Joey says, "Oh, that dog of mine!" reset the game. If you do it before the line, Macho Man Randy Savage will arise from his grave and piledrive you from Empire State Building. When you have reseted, Super Mario 64 will finally start playing.
   When Mario says, "Press start to play," press the super secret select button instead. The game will start regardless, but the file screen will be purple instead of yellow. Pick file 2. Don't pick any other file or your nose.
   The game should start straight inside the castle. Talk to Toad. If he says, "Jimmy gee Willikers, Mario! I can't find my wallet," then you're doing fine.
  Get at least 42 stars. Then, go to the castle courtyard. Stare at the star statue for 5 minutes. The game will then tell you to stop staring at a piece of stone.
 Attach your 64DD if you haven't already. Insert Mario Artist DD: Paint into the 64DD.
 You should see a picture of the statue. Draw an L on the star. Return to Super Mario 64 by pressing all the C buttons at the same time twice. Link will then appear.
  Oh wait, you were suppose to make the L green. Silly me. If you already made the L green, Luigi should then appear. Talk to him to play as him, but you can only play the game for 3 days before the cartridge is transformed into Superman 64.



Or you could just buy Super Mario 64 DS.

How many people do you think will actually try this?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 18, 2012, 09:42:50 PM
OVER 9000!!!!111

Degrees Fahrenheit or Celsius on the toaster?
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Post by: Electric on June 18, 2012, 09:55:45 PM
Ferencelcius!

Why does Suzie have a cow on her head?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 19, 2012, 12:58:17 AM
No reason. She was bored.

Can someone make me a tuna sandwich?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 19, 2012, 08:10:58 AM
There is no such thing as a tuna sandwhich. It's all in your head.

When will the bomb go off?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 19, 2012, 08:40:43 AM
I don't know, let me check on it.
It says 00:01, so I guess abou-

Did you try turning it off and back on again?
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Post by: Electric on June 19, 2012, 02:32:48 PM
Yeah, but it keeps showing the "Insert Windows installation disk" screen.

Are you afraid of the light?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 23, 2012, 04:12:46 PM
I think it's somewhat unpleasant, but I'm not scared of it.

How can I unlock Batman in Superman 64?
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Post by: Electric on June 24, 2012, 02:25:11 PM
First, put in Superman 64. Fly through all the rings backwards. Everytime you complete a set of rings, Superman will shout "Powdered Toast Man!"
  After completing the first set, save the car by throwing it at the car trying to kill it. After the second set, Carry the police car but throw it at a pedestrian. ( Don't worry, it's a virtural land, remember?) After the third set, just beat up the bad guys like you're supposed to. When getting rid of the clyclones with your super breath, actually blow into a Hey You Pikachu microphone as you do so. If some one comes in and asks what the blazes are you doing, just ignore them.
  After finally completing the first level, the screen will read, Superman... won? That's your cue to put in the 64DD. Take any Famicom Batman game and insert it in the 64 DD.
 The Joker will then introduce you to virtural Gotham. It also turns out that Batman has been captured. Now you have to solve the Joker's maze.
  This time it is actually a maze, rather then just a bunch of rings. It is much easier, because you can just fly over the maze.
  You have to then stop a bank robbery. This should be easy because you are immune to bullets, because you are Superman.
   Then you immediately find the Joker, but he will die in one punch. Superman will then untie Batman, calling him a wuss. Batman then immediately punches Superman in the face for saying that.
   Since Batman punched Superman so hard that his jaw broke, you will start the second level as Batman. He has all of his gadgets right from the start, but in limited quantity.
   Batman is much more ranged than Superman, and attacks much quicker, but he is weaker than Superman. He may not be able to fly, but he can use his grapple hook to get around to higher areas. Overall, he controls much better that Superman and is immune to Kryptonite. You can't save after activating the code, so you have to do it again to unlock him again. If you beat the game, though, Batman is then unlockable even if you turn off the game, but I highly doubt you would do that.

How many of these fake cheats can I make?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 24, 2012, 02:34:06 PM
A lot.

How can a monkey jump on a bed?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 26, 2012, 12:40:20 AM
Very carefully.

Wadda you know, Haddi-man?
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Post by: TheMightyThor on June 26, 2012, 11:29:17 AM
Stave it off, 1-2-3! Now you can count to three!

Can I join your world tour too, Doctor Rabbit?
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Post by: Electric on June 26, 2012, 02:13:58 PM
As long as you brush your teeth, young man!

Does the lime go in the coconut?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on June 26, 2012, 02:19:20 PM
Depends.

Doctor who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on June 26, 2012, 02:22:27 PM
Dr. Seuss, silly!

Is Dr. Seuss a reliable docter?
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Post by: Electric on July 01, 2012, 03:19:32 PM
No, he doesn't even have his license.

What is your relationship with Rita?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: bobbysq1337 on August 06, 2012, 02:24:23 AM
I know her name.

Can you collect 1,000,000 coins in NSMB2?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nojo jojo on August 06, 2012, 08:43:43 AM
if your hungy enough

how many is 3
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on August 06, 2012, 11:19:20 AM
19-dikidy-2, back when the Germans stole the number 20.

How do you unlock Geno in Soul Caliber 2!!!!1???
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nojo jojo on August 06, 2012, 10:04:53 PM
by eating all of your rocks and putting your cake in a blender.

is it cold in a freezer?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on August 06, 2012, 10:32:16 PM
No, because it's not plugged in.

Are you Batman?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nojo jojo on August 06, 2012, 10:57:38 PM
every tusday.

what  website is this?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on August 07, 2012, 05:02:14 PM
Sony Life, where all your Sony dreams come true.

How do you find Waldo in Ocarina of Time?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: nojo jojo on August 07, 2012, 06:19:31 PM
when you get to the airplane in the 2nd level do a dance with all your friends then eat a cake made entirely out of chicken then take out the cartridge and pour hot chocolate all over it and put it back in by now you should see a duck walk to it once you get to it it will explode throw link in to a hole once you fall in wait for exactly 5 hours 38 minutes and 7 seconds then press the a and b buttons at the same time then you will find santa as you wanted.


can birds fly?
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Post by: Weegee on October 23, 2012, 08:25:54 PM
Only penguins.


Is it wrong to refer to animals with gendered pronouns because we have no way of knowing if an animal is cis or trans?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 23, 2012, 09:07:20 PM
(Scientists have observed some male animals exhibiting very female-like behavior. So we sort of can know).

No, because animals can't understand human language, at least in any robust manner.

Does Ann Romney have binders full of men?
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Post by: Suffix on October 23, 2012, 10:14:39 PM
The technical term is "family album."

How does where through the for then, and if so, who?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Markio on October 24, 2012, 12:01:38 AM
By the one whom before now it might be later him.

What's a pleasant smell you can remember?
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Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 24, 2012, 12:11:49 AM
Carbon monoxide.

What if I say I'm not like the others?
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Post by: BP on October 24, 2012, 12:16:14 AM
You're just like everybody else who says that.

If we can't be crazy here, where are we supposed to go?
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Post by: The Chef on October 24, 2012, 12:33:43 AM
To Planet Crazy. Home of the craziest.

Are we there yet?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 24, 2012, 01:56:59 AM
To Planet Crazy? Well, no, I haven't even found it on google maps yet

Who's driving us there? My car's not the roomiest or the most reliable...
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Post by: Electric on October 24, 2012, 05:01:21 PM
Captian Varspugen von Garven, the best Navy Whale the Marines has never seen! Plus, he's German, so he knows his ships.

But there is only one problem... How do we contact him?
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Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on October 24, 2012, 06:26:57 PM
E-Tele-Morse-Vision!

How long is the trip?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ogres Have Layers on October 26, 2012, 11:26:59 AM
You're going to have to specify what kind of trip.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 26, 2012, 01:35:30 PM
Tripping over a bearskin rug that has long been a family heirloom but is now torn down the left shoulder thanks to your big stupid feet.

What are you going to do about that?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 26, 2012, 01:56:55 PM
Fix it.

Can I fix it?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 26, 2012, 03:01:55 PM
I don't know, are you a bear?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 26, 2012, 07:03:16 PM
No... but I could make a Tumblr account where I blame everything I say and do wrong on a second personality that is a bear.

You don't need a doctor's note for that, do you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 26, 2012, 10:00:07 PM
Depends. Do I need a doctorate degree to be a doctor?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 26, 2012, 10:10:23 PM
I think you do, why else would there be medical school?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 26, 2012, 10:11:10 PM
Well, there's other kinds of doctors, innit?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 26, 2012, 10:12:10 PM
Are there?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on October 26, 2012, 11:32:50 PM
Is there really anything?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on October 26, 2012, 11:57:45 PM
Nope.

When can we get to asking questions that are not our answers?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Suffix on October 27, 2012, 03:39:26 AM
Rhetorical questions can make for pretty stupid qusestions, though! But the answer is "already."

Name the 36th usage of scarves, aka mufflers.
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on October 27, 2012, 06:36:31 AM
Fire.
When does the narwhal bacon?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on October 27, 2012, 12:47:59 PM
On cancerous websites which are not to be mentioned here.


For whom does the bell toll?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on October 27, 2012, 01:44:05 PM
Frogs!

What is my one true weakness?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on October 27, 2012, 02:01:52 PM
Criticism


What is the hardest metal known to man?
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Post by: PaperLuigi on October 27, 2012, 02:07:41 PM
Death Metal

Why spy on rye?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on October 27, 2012, 07:34:32 PM
For the rye is a spy, says some guy.

Who put the bop in the bop-shi-bop-shi-bop?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on October 27, 2012, 08:40:58 PM
Shi



Are you God, drunk?
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Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on October 27, 2012, 09:34:01 PM
No. *lightning*

Where is the nearest store that sells F-Zero themed drinks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on October 29, 2012, 07:34:54 PM
The Pokémart.


Majin Buu?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Electric on October 30, 2012, 02:13:52 PM
Sorry sir, I don't speak anime.

Can you think of a question for me?
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Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on October 30, 2012, 02:17:05 PM
No, but I can if I make a bot for the irc!

When will penguins take over the world?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 30, 2012, 02:54:26 PM
After the polar bears get lazy and stop eating them.

Fat got your tongue?
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Post by: BP on October 30, 2012, 05:51:52 PM
Yeth.

Where do we go, where do we go now, where do we go, where do we go now?
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Post by: Weegee on October 30, 2012, 06:42:59 PM
WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY


Why don't you love me like you used to do?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on November 08, 2012, 04:03:48 PM
Bombs


Is 64 11?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on November 09, 2012, 02:54:11 AM
No, music disks don't stack.

When will you have leadned your lesson?
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Post by: Markio on November 09, 2012, 11:04:27 AM
I'm not sude.

Have you ever seen a ghost?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on November 09, 2012, 03:14:35 PM
I thought I did, but then it turned out to be a goat.

Why don't programmers hire exterminators?
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Post by: BP on November 09, 2012, 03:17:54 PM
Hah, I get it, to get rid of the bugs, hahahah, HAHAHAHAHAHA

Can Spider-Man swing? From a thread?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on November 09, 2012, 04:33:24 PM
Huh?

Zippity-zappity?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on December 18, 2012, 08:44:44 PM
Sorry, I don't speak Italian.


What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little *****?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on December 19, 2012, 01:32:44 AM
That someone's getting soap in their mouth.

When does the world end, the start of the 21st or the end?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on December 19, 2012, 01:45:49 AM
Both

But what happens after that?
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Post by: Ym9iYnlzcTEzMzc equalsign on December 19, 2012, 02:17:08 AM
BRAINZZZ

Likewise, is there a way to tell when it's over?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: TheColonelKR on January 02, 2013, 01:35:11 PM
Allow me to try my hand at this one...

If a chicken had lips, could it whistle?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on January 02, 2013, 03:16:35 PM
That's not how you do it. You have to answer the previous question first.
BRAINZZZ

Likewise, is there a way to tell when it's over?
If you can't tell anything.
Is luigaisy a deformed ghost?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on January 03, 2013, 12:59:23 AM
It prefers the term "unique"

Who loves orange soda?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Hello:) on January 18, 2013, 07:00:39 AM
People.
HADOUKEN!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 24, 2015, 09:09:45 PM
HOO HA

Where's that [darn] fourth Chaos Emerald?
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Post by: bobbysq1337 on February 24, 2015, 10:40:58 PM
[see attachment]

What if everything was spiders?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on November 04, 2015, 04:54:24 PM
Everything is spiders.

Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on November 05, 2015, 11:35:40 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fecx.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F6137GLhv0uL._SX300_.jpg&hash=72c9412bdd5377780ebcee0e9ff6405b)

Why is it called your bottom if it's in the middle of your body?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on November 06, 2015, 12:52:16 AM
Because "butt" is a swear

Has Ryu ever actually fought a street
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on November 07, 2015, 11:17:43 AM
No, but he did battle an avenue.

What does qusestion even mean?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 02, 2016, 09:59:23 PM
anwseer

Was getting caught part of your plan?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on February 03, 2016, 02:07:18 PM
No, but it was part of yours.
What is technology, Dad?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on February 03, 2016, 07:03:56 PM
Your real dad, kiddo. Now hold still while I convert the rest of your toes into machine guns.

Where have all the cookies gone?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 03, 2016, 07:48:17 PM
Lunch time passing.

If I pull mask that off, would you die?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on February 04, 2016, 04:03:30 PM
Only if you rip off my face too.

Are you already dead?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on February 05, 2016, 12:14:34 AM
For you.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Weegee on February 05, 2016, 08:21:33 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hZ6PUhv79M

Now what's the next step in your master plan?
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Post by: TheMightyThor on February 10, 2016, 09:56:38 PM
Crashing this plane, with no survivors.

Have you finally noticed that the topic title says "Qusestion" and not "Question"?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on February 12, 2016, 07:14:47 PM
No, I noticed quite a bit ago.

How many lives have you taken to fuel your own?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lakitu on March 14, 2016, 01:04:18 AM
Only Yours.

Why is the majority of this site black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on March 14, 2016, 05:34:22 AM
I'm not racist but it's easy on the eyes.

What if kids actually did rule
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on March 14, 2016, 04:02:34 PM
We'd probably all die since they have no idea how to run a functioning economy.

Why aren't most forums black?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: CrossEyed7 on March 14, 2016, 05:28:28 PM
Because it's 2016 and internet message boards are all the color of a 404 page now

What's the best color?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on March 15, 2016, 12:53:58 AM
Gray. Entire films used to be gray, and people still watched them, and in fact some are very good. Can you even imagine an entire movie being any other single color?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F2Hjuji7.jpg&hash=6c666912e67f5f2d5f887859c72f0dd1)

Oh

Well it still sucks, so.

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on March 15, 2016, 01:54:10 PM
Be a bad boy.

Metal Gear?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BriGuy92 on March 15, 2016, 05:32:39 PM
Yep. And we're going to show the whole world its baby pictures.

How much wood would a woodchuck burn to keep itself warm for the winter?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on March 16, 2016, 01:37:46 AM
Enough to get some apprehensive looks from the other woodland creatures.

Fleentstones!?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on March 16, 2016, 12:23:56 PM
GRAND DAD

What will your next line be?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lakitu on March 18, 2016, 03:30:02 AM
lines _________________________ lines

Just Why?!!?!?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: BP on June 17, 2016, 01:35:06 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fw3xVpKA.jpg&hash=14839d983f5b5e6509d970e75fa3dae7)

What do you do if kids find a gun, and bring it to you, and ask what they should do because you're an adult?
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Tavros on June 17, 2016, 01:09:40 PM
Calmly take the gun from them, so they don't panic. Then, with steady aim and a ready trigger finger, shoot as many as you can.


How can you talk to me like that?!
Title: Re: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer
Post by: Lakitu on June 27, 2016, 09:04:03 PM
Not with my mouth

Is illuminati confirmed?