Post by: Koopaslaya on May 26, 2004, 07:29:11 PM
INVENTORY-empty
LEVEL-1
HEALTH-100
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 26, 2004, 07:33:15 PM
INVENTORY- 500 Tacos
LEVEL- 1
HEALTH- 100
"Good News: Ten golfers are struck by lightning every year."- George Carlin
Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 5/26/2004 6:35:52 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on May 26, 2004, 07:44:07 PM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 27, 2004, 03:17:11 PM
Right there is a Goomba.
Front nothing
Back nothing
We will go Right.
Battle Begins with the Goomba.
(Someone else to finish this and decide who gets what stats.)
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 27, 2004, 03:53:40 PM
Inventory: Stop watch
Level: 2
Health: 75
Available Attack(s): Claw, Strangle
[nintendoexpert89 uses "Claw" on Goomba, Goomba loses 4 HP]
This is going to COOL!
Friends? Heh, these are my only friends- grown-up nerds like Gore Vidal; and even he''s kissed more boys than I ever will.
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 01, 2004, 04:29:51 PM
Koopaslaya uses slay on GOOMBA, looses 6 HP. You killed GOOMBA!
Level:2
Ok we're going onto that pipe. I don't want to fight any more of those pesky Goombas...
<SOMEONE ELSE FINISH THIS>
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on June 01, 2004, 04:50:13 PM
Inventory: Shoelace(2), Shoes, Laptop
Level: 2
Health: 80
Attacks: Stomp, Hack
Post by: ¥tterbiJúm on June 01, 2004, 04:56:07 PM
Travel through sewers.
Meet BLOOPER.
Fight BLOOPER?[maybe]: yes
BLOOPER uses Squirt on party. All lose 2 HP.
¥tterbiJúm uses Hack on BLOOPER. BLOOPER changes to MINIBLOOP.
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 01, 2004, 05:37:53 PM
Koopaslaya uses SHELL THROW on MINIBLOOP. MINIBLOOP truns to several MINIBLOOPS.
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Koopaslaya Status:
Inventory: GOLD KEY
HP: 98
LEVEL: 2
Attacks: SHELL THROW, SLAY, FORTIFICATION
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 01, 2004, 06:36:24 PM
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Level:2
Health:95
Items:Can of Cheesewiz
Attacks:Fireball
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 01, 2004, 06:53:07 PM
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 09, 2004, 07:06:32 AM
inventory: pot full of macaroni.
abilities: dances annoying dance and sings the song: edelweiss, (the enemies go away mostly and yell shut up!)
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 09, 2004, 10:21:52 PM
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 10, 2004, 04:08:53 AM
macaroni,but in reality i'm mariofan 7,you can call
me macaroni if you want,)
*mariofan transforms to macaroni*
-It's macaroni time!!!
SLASH! macaroni defeated the
minibloop,macaroni
got 224 exp. points! but because macaroni was so
mean to other players and defeated the minibloop
himself,sapphira came and took all the exp,points.
and replaced them with shame points.
marliemoo: "watch out!!!"
A wild shy guy appears, macaroni takes a time-out.
giftedgirl farts, CRUSHING ATTACK!!!â„¢
-finish him!!!
marliemoo:SUPER MEGA TRIPLE CRASH ONE
AND ONLY BLAST THAT COULD RIP THE PANTS OF FROM BILL GATES!!!
WONK!!!
shy guy defeated!!!
172 exp.points earned to everyone!
found more macaroni!
found underwears!
found lizard dudes lost bubble gum!
found jon! *jon throwed to garbage bin*
found chocolate!
MM14:chocolate?
LD:chocolate?
GG:chocolate?
sapph.:chocolate?
everyone else:chocolate??!?!?!!
*silence*
macaroni: "MINE!!!" jumps to chocolate, and everyone else too.¨
hour later...
everyone: thanx a lot macaroni-idiot! ate all the
chocolate!
macaroni:*mumble mumble,grr*
Edited by - mariofan 7 on 6/10/2004 3:15:44 AM
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 10, 2004, 12:07:40 PM
Post by: luigi~lover on June 10, 2004, 02:24:53 PM
Inventory: Hockey stick, green headband
Level: 2
Health: 150
Attacks: Slash attack.
(runs into chain chop)
luigi~lover: Awwww, your so cute!
(chain chop bites her)
luigi~lover: OOOWWWW! That wasn't nice!
(slashes chain chop's chain with hockey stick. It starts to chase after mariofan7.)
mariofan7: AHHHHHHH!
luigi~lover: Uh-oh.... sorry about that:S
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 10, 2004, 08:09:47 PM
Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 6/14/2004 6:39:57 AM
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 11, 2004, 04:42:15 AM
mm14: halleluja!!! *transforms to marliemoo max*
LD: "no! you can't handle that much power!!!"
"marliemoo max is very powerful,but can she handle it?" to be continued...
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 12, 2004, 03:22:57 PM
very exciting... isn't it???
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 12, 2004, 04:09:37 PM
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"Behold, the power of the Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX.
(cool sig, huh?)
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 12, 2004, 05:11:20 PM
deezer!!! i want to change my name to macaroni!
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 13, 2004, 04:37:04 AM
Post by: luigi~lover on June 13, 2004, 07:06:24 PM
~*Sometimes I dream I''m being carried away by a giant squirrel... so does that make me a nut?*~
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 13, 2004, 09:09:44 PM
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"Behold the power of The Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 15, 2004, 04:46:04 AM
ll: what? oh,you mean this? mmm…macaroni...?
macaroni: yes, don't do that again
ll: mmm... macaroni,
macaroni: Don't do that!!!
ll: mmm... maca..
macaroni: that's it, i can't take it anymore! i'm going to sleep.
mm14: well,it sure is getting dark in here...
koopaslaya: let's spend the night here...
*later that night*
12 pm
macaroni wokes up: what's this?i hear voices.
macaroni walks slowly to the forest,there is a cottage,the voices are coming from there...
macaroni opens the door...
Macaroni: OH MY GOD!!!
what was in the cottage? you decide.
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 15, 2004, 09:59:15 AM
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"Behold, the power of The Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 15, 2004, 11:20:34 AM
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 15, 2004, 01:43:46 PM
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"Behold, the power of The Golden Macaroni!"~~~MarlieMoo MAX
Post by: Popple on June 15, 2004, 06:13:08 PM
Level 11
Health: ‡
Attacks: Twig poke
Inventory: Twig of infinite health
Familiar: Malt, The 1 pound Potato Muffin
No enemies come in this post, Popple leaves this once potential thread.
Let me away from this boulder!
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 18, 2004, 03:25:35 PM
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 18, 2004, 07:59:31 PM
(1) You don't know what a Shaman is?
Or
(2) You don't think it should be 3 Shamen and you think it should be something else?
What is it?
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 19, 2004, 02:22:05 AM
will the other team members ever save him?
will luigi lover turn out to be evil macaroni-eater?
will i ever stop posting these stupid questions?
the answer is....
you decide.
Post by: MarlieMoo on June 19, 2004, 09:07:42 AM
Somebody else decide the next part.
Post by: Raccoon Sam on June 20, 2004, 03:29:45 AM
The shamen are dead.
ll: macaroni,can you hear me?
macaroni: wha-what? oh. Dad!
ll: actually,i'm luigi~lover.
macaroni: oh! please don't eat me!!!
ll: i wasn't going to eat you.i just wanted to make the topic better.
macaroni: oh,yeah... This makes you guys cry.
Argh... macaroni left your party,forever....
everyone: YAAAAAY!!!!
macaroni: idiots! read the script!
everyone: oh, yeah... NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
macaroni that's better.Urggh...
*Year later.*
everyone are at macaroni's grave.
Ll: he was a friend.
Mm14: he was a buddy.
sapph:a buddy that came with a pot of macaroni.
ks: my mom always said that a buddy that keeps macaroni with him,always dies.
Ld: a buddy that owned me 8 bucks!
everyone: He did?
LD: yes,he did.
mm14: why?
LD: we had a bet that he couldn't take your pants off while you were drunk... i mean... nothing,nothing...
Post by: Raccoon Sam on July 03, 2004, 05:42:14 AM
suddenly a big figure appeared!
it was a...
Post by: MarlieMoo on July 05, 2004, 10:54:27 AM
Post by: MarlieMoo on July 05, 2004, 10:56:26 AM
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 08, 2004, 12:10:14 PM
Health:(I'm not sure where we're at right now)
Level:7
inventory: Koopa force 5 call
I'm luigi #1 I couldn't mke replies. sorry.
Post by: Luigi #98 on December 08, 2004, 12:26:22 PM
I'm luigi #1 I couldn't mke replies. sorry.
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 08, 2004, 05:25:42 PM
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
Edited by - Koopaslaya on 12/8/2004 6:00:10 PM
Post by: MarlieMoo on December 14, 2004, 06:38:46 PM
The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2004, 02:05:39 AM
Name: Luigi Simpson
HP: 4
Level: 0.5
Attack(s): Dance
Suddenly, I do my Dance attack! No damage happens, which is fine with me. I jump onto a huge flying bird, take control, and crash into a mountain.
Post by: Kirby (cheat wizard) on January 10, 2005, 01:03:40 AM
Name: Kirby.
Items: shell
HP: 80
Attacks: Ice, thunder and fire.
Post by: GenocideGtarist on January 10, 2005, 07:03:05 AM
GenocideGtarist has joined the party!
HEALTH-115/115
ITEMS-Really Cool Electric Guitar, and a Koopa Shell
ATTACKS-Shell Kick, Guitar Shred
LEVEL-9
Edited by - GenocideGtarist on 1/10/2005 5:05:32 AM
Post by: Markio on January 10, 2005, 09:09:54 AM
LEVEL- three gazillion hundred!
ITEMS- bubble soap, battery-powered fan(With unlimited bateries), paint.
ATTACKS- Blowaway, Paint, bubbularize
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.†-Atticus Finch
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 29, 2005, 09:56:18 PM
Post by: on January 30, 2005, 05:34:42 PM
HP: 40/40
Level: 5
Inventory: 1-up super; Fire Flower; A lot of hammers; A bazooka with a lot of ammo
Attacks: Fireball Shoot; Hammer Throw; Bazooka Attack
Post by: Luigi #98 on January 31, 2005, 03:08:02 PM
Post by: Koopaslaya on January 31, 2005, 06:54:50 PM
Post by: boomstix on January 31, 2005, 07:37:13 PM
everyone: yeah
boom: ok good, now lets go dig up macaroni to find the priceless maca-rubies he was hiding inside his tube!
Ld: but that would be cruel, unusual, immoral, and a bunch of other stuff!
boom: who cares?
everyone: yeah! who cares!
boom: you know what they say: when in doubt...
everyone: always give in to peer pressure
*boomstix helps everyone up to his feet, because everyone is actually a guy i made up whose name is EVERYONE*, and they go dig up macaroni. they reach inside of macaroni's tube-corpse and pull out a dozen maca-rubies.
Mallow: sup y'all?
boom: who invited YOU?
Mallow: Everybody invited me!
Everyone: No he didn't.
mallow: yes he did! i'm a good friend of everybody!
everyone: no you're not. he's my brother, i know him, and he said that you are stupid and insignificant.
mallow: well i am, but... hey! i'll show you
EVERYONE SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS AND THE RPG IS OVER
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
Post by: boomstix on January 31, 2005, 07:40:05 PM
If a tree falls in the woods, do all the others laugh at it?
Post by: MarlieMoo on February 01, 2005, 07:08:46 AM
EDIT: Must this topic be closed? :( I'm sure if we tried, we could fix it up and have a little more fun with it.
Yes, I have common sense. I''m just stupid.
Edited by - MarlieMoo14 on 2/1/2005 5:10:53 AM
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 02, 2005, 11:41:26 PM
{I walk towards the remains of Mallow.}
LuigiS: Mallow...
{I look around. Nothing is left.}
LuigiS: What-- what happened?
I walk up to MarlieMoo14, and I give her a 1-UP Mushroom. I do the same to everyone else (including Boomstix and Mallow.)
However, a huge Chain Chomp appeared.
Toad: Look! A Chain Chomp!
Luigi Simpson has joined your party!
HP: 60
Level: 5
Inventory: 5 Ultra Hammers, secret Star Hand Technique, 28 1-up Shrooms, 3 Max Nuts.
Attacks: Punch, Pizza Toss, Hammer Smash, Bodyslam and Hand.
Battle Begins!!!
''If Timmy has seven apples and Peter has five apples, why don''t they just shut up and eat?''
Edited by - Luigi Simpson on 2/6/2005 9:49:35 PM