Right then. Let's continue.
Ah, Sprout Tower. The tower full of Bellsprouts. Accurate, if a little boring. Who named this place, anyway?
Ah. Monks. That would explain it. Never really pictured monks as being the type to go cockfighting with their garden salads.
Take that, regard for my fellow man! Now I can take this victory onward to beat up all your friends. Like any normal 10 year old.
Oh! Sprout Tower is a new place! I can catch something new here!
LIKE A BELLSPROUT THAT WOULD BE SO COOLAre you kidding me.
Are you completely serious right now.
This is ridiculous. I'm beating up this level 4 Rattata with my level 4 Rattata.
I didn't even know you could catch something other than a Bellsprout in Sprout Frickin Tower.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Oh well. You died as you lived, A. Being disappointing.
And now you have a replacement. So after a valiant battle with a level four male Rattata, I've lost my level four male Rattata and replaced him with a level four male Rattata.
Anyway.
Nothing like stealing medicine from a monastery to cheer me up.
I'm sure this means
something. To someone. Presumably.
What the heck kind of name for a monk is
Edmond.
BP seen here in one of the rarest activities for its species: becoming useful.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Boy. Trainer Joey is actually a terrible trainer. Go figure.
I would just like to take a moment here to point out this Hoppip. I was off grinding, and I came accross a Hoppip who only knew Splash, Synthesis, and Tail Whip. The only things it could do were nothing, heal itself, and lower my defense. How on earth did it survive this long.
It was a this point that Joey called me for the second time this play-through to battle me. At which point, PaperLuigi proved his worth by showing he is among the top percentage of all Rattata.
I decided to go investigate what was actually in town at this point. I found this young man.
You mean if I'd caught a Bellsprout in Sprout Tower I could have an Onix right now?
Great.A new Route, a new party member to be found. This guy just straight up gave me a rock. Just "Hey, you. Take this rock."
Let's go look in some tall grass.
AW HECK YEAH BELLSPROUT
DELICIOUSYou are an Onix waiting to happen my friend.
Yes. Giiiive me your rooooocks.
We had some good times, Fodder.
Mmm yeah. Sweet delicious rocks.
C'mere, rocks.
Welp. That's a terrible name I can never change. Oh well.
New Route, new buddy. I miss
A Fodder.
Except no wait I can't. No new Pokémans until you've beaten the gym says... this guy. Who is this guy? You're not a cop. You can't tell me where I can and can't go. Why do you get to be the arbiter of preteen foot traffic? Who vested you this authority? Who even has the authority to do that?
Accepting Joey's phone number may have been a poor decision.
Time to go beat Sprout Tower.
NEXT TIME, ON TMK NUZLOCKE