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bobbysq1337

  • Echo
« Reply #1590 on: September 22, 2012, 07:23:11 AM »

Weegee

« Reply #1591 on: September 22, 2012, 01:00:39 PM »
Cubicles
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #1592 on: September 22, 2012, 05:07:59 PM »
results came back negative.

Yes, that was a subtle drawing request

YOU ARE JUST FAT AND LAZY GAMERS THAT SI
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

bobbysq1337

  • Echo
« Reply #1593 on: September 22, 2012, 07:49:11 PM »
The cubes are evil

Ultima Shadow

« Reply #1594 on: September 22, 2012, 08:41:30 PM »
steamcommunity(dot)com/groups/l4d2onl4d
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

BriGuy92

  • Luck of the Irish
« Reply #1595 on: September 22, 2012, 10:56:59 PM »
Know the most important contribution of the organ Fund science girls type. It's true!

Weegee

« Reply #1596 on: October 01, 2012, 07:45:13 AM »
That was just a polite description. I could have elaborated about the fact I'm reclining in the dark a foot from a 25" screen which is bathing in a harsh blue spotlight my flabby, unwashed, sickly white body, the bags under my eyes from the daily strain of screen glare, the trail of coarse scraggly half-shaven neckbeard and the dead mackerel eyes of a twenty year old man jaded to extreme pornography, squeezing hardened pus from his ingrown pubic hairs in boredom while awaiting new tabs to load and making a token effort of silence, his parents/Life Support Unit laying awake two rooms away pretending to not hear the telltale grunts and occasional but now unmistakable sounds of an impoverished asian girl being impaled on a comically large penis

This is Huxley's nightmare.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #1597 on: October 02, 2012, 04:01:45 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Weegee

« Reply #1598 on: October 02, 2012, 04:42:53 PM »
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Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #1599 on: October 02, 2012, 07:34:30 PM »
Partial L4, Complete L5 Laminectomy, Bilateral L5 Foraminotomies, Left L5-S1 Discectomy
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Toad

« Reply #1600 on: October 02, 2012, 09:05:45 PM »
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Weegee

« Reply #1601 on: October 03, 2012, 06:33:26 AM »
Cosmic-type Pokemon:
>Cleffa/Clefairy/Clefable
>Lunatone/Solrock (Rock/Cosmic)
>Baltoy/Claydol (Ground/Cosmic)
>Jirachi (Steel/Cosmic)
>Deoxys
>Elgyem/Beheeyem

The families of Starmie, Mew, Unown, Metagross, Cresselia, and Sigilyph could all be argued for as well.
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Weegee

« Reply #1602 on: October 04, 2012, 07:15:01 PM »
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll [darn]ed sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll [dukar] fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #1603 on: October 04, 2012, 07:16:05 PM »
Enjoy 20 Microsoft Points as our gift to you. Use it toward anything you wish in the Xbox LIVE Marketplace.

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #1604 on: October 04, 2012, 08:05:22 PM »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."
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