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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Glorb on March 15, 2007, 01:43:41 PM
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Personally, I think getting run over by a golf cart would be a lousy way to die, but not as lousy as being mauled by a kitten. Thoughts?
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Getting killed by a sheep.
My 6th grade teacher was in Ireland once, and he was driving along on his motorcycle when all of a sudden a sheep walks out into the middle of the road. Luckily he stopped short enough to avoid hitting it.
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If he hit the sheep, flipped and blew up, then I think that'd be evidence of the new European SuperSheep.
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/me awaits annoying ton of Darwin Award links
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Just what I was thinking.
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I'd have to say drowning in warm water.
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It would suck to die laying face down in the gutter on the side of the street, which to tell you the truth is probably where I'm headed :-/
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Slowly having your body fed into a meat processor (and at times fed back out), starting at the feet.
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- Setting yourself on fire
- Drinking antifreeze
- Jumping out of the 40th story of a building
That's all I can think of for now.
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Well, although this seems like a cool way to commit suicide according to Uncyclopedia, it'd still be pretty bad, besides the fame you'd get for doing it. This very peculiar suicide method is performed by ingesting copious amounts of baking soda, be it mixed in water or straight. The next and final step involves taking a long, large swig of vinegar.
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Hmmmm.....I think getting Cruicified is the worst way to die. Being up on a cross held only by nails jammed into your body (not to mention death takes days to come) sounds like the most painful way to die.
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Dieing in a barrage of EXPLODING BARRELS!
... or getting whacked with a purse by an old lady to death. That's pretty embarassing.
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How about drowning in freezing, acidic, oatmeal?
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- Jumping out of the 40th story of a building
If there are "best" ways to die, I think that might be one of them. If your head hits first, your brain would be squashed, resulting in a nearly instant death.
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Being buried alive.
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Something better: Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.
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Getting killed by PeeWee Herman.
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-Starvation
-Being emo
-Anything that's ever happened in a Final Destination movie
-Nintendo withdrawl
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-Anything that's ever happened in a Final Destination movie
Beat me to it :D
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Fried by a tanning bed, decapitated by an elevator and blown to bits by a flying barbed-wire fence...............pretty bad if you ask me.
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Head being smashed by car motor, crashing out of a plane, strapped to your seat, crushed by chunk of glass, stabbed in the eye....... Wait, how is that fatal? It's just like chopping off a hand, painful, but not fatal.
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- Jumping in front of a car because you think you have super powers
- Overdosing on childrens' multivitamins
Meh.
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Backwards
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Whoa, it's Red Paratroopa, and he said something cryptic.
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- A bullet slowly ramming itself into your head (X-Men)
- Having a high fever, tonsillitis, and the chicken pox and dying a slow and painful death.
- Being raped then killed.
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I think being buried alive beats every horrible death.
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Dying of any sickness seems pretty bad. It's slow and painful.
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"You got a healthy baby boy"
"Your baby boy got a common cold. Shouldn't be a big problem"
"Your baby boy died of the common cold"
These may have been paraphrased a little.
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That dude in X-Men didn't die.
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That dude in X-Men didn't die.
I know, but it would have been a slow and painful death if he had punctured his brain with it.
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Actually, your brain can't feel pain.
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Isn't that the nervous system's job?
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Forget it. You guys don't get what I'm trying to say.
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Ooh, how about
-Any way listed in the Worst Ways to Die in a Video Game thread
What if you were running a timed lap with obstacles and the timer ran out and you died? Falling into an endless abyss would be awful.
Though I think "Getting to the end" was a listed way (in that when you beat the game, you die) is what happens in real life...
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I think dying of a zombie virus would be awful. I think the only worse way to die than that is skydiving without a parachute. My stomach would be so gripped with fear I'd probably go unconscious before I hit the ground (on second thought, maybe it wouldn't be so bad).
Here's a question that's been bugging me: does waiting to die of old age count as suicide if you have the intention of dying, or something?
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I don't think people really die of old age anymore. Too many cancers have been discovered.
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Well, then would dying of cancer count as suicide if, say, you took up smoking with the intention of dying of lung cancer? Or if you willingly lived in a nuclear waste dump?
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Um, nope, BirdPerson.
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Cough*mygrandmotherdiedofoldageayearago*Cough.
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How old was she, PaperLuigi?
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She was 83. Doctor said her body had just gotten too old to work right anymore. She died Mario 6, 2006. 5 days before my birthday.
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Well, that's good. Timely death is, I'd say, better than untimely death. But, I mean, it's not good...
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Here's what my epitaph will look like. Except I don't want my body to be buried so it'll have to be a plaque somewhere.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwheresdezzer.googlepages.com%2Fepitaph.png&hash=e740e8634b0e41c45092e65779792967)
I'm not kidding. Why have a depressing memory that the deceased are gone and can't return? No, I like it when I make people laugh, and being able to do so after I die sounds good to me. Also, it reflects on how much Nintendo I'll have played by the time I die.
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She was 83. Doctor said her body had just gotten too old to work right anymore. She died Mario 6, 2006. 5 days before my birthday.
Mario has a month named after him????
My aunt's cat died of old age a couple weeks ago. :( 15 years old he was.
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LOL, Mario.
The fact that you wrote Mario is funny, not the event which it is based on. You must of been thinking about Mario.
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I wouldn't be laughing Pt, Remember what you said in that "Your secrets pretaining to video games" Thread?
That's Dirty, Glord
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*Sweatdrop*
Mama mia! I really did have Mario on the brain! I think I'll just leave it that way, just 'cause it's funny.
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I would hate to die of a debilitating disease that would just tear your body apart. I'd rather go quickly and painlessly, like in my sleep.
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But I can laugh because I laughed at myself at the mistake. I also think I made a mistake where I put "sock" in the place of something else. I made the same mistake :D But I wasn't trying to make fun of PaperLuigi's mistake.
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No, I thought my mistake was funny. I'd sig it, but I already got another thing I said from a different topic that people liked.
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I like BP's epitaph. I'd probably want "INSERT COIN TO CONTINUE" or something along those lines.
I would think dying of eating Pork Elf stones would be extremely painful, partially because you ate rocks and died, partially because you (or someone else) paid $40 to get the thing containing those rocks.
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Somehow getting killed by a T-Rex, even though they're extinct.
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Being eaten by a cute puppy. Oh the irony!
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What, normally people eat cute puppies?
If I ever die, I'd want my tombstone to say "Inventor of Flight". And, because of my invention, my brain should be preserved in the Smithsonian and illuminated by the glow from Game Boy screens (the old kind, not them new-fangled color-screen things).
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You wouldn't expect something so cute to eat someone. That's what I meant.
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What, normally people eat cute puppies?
If I ever die, I'd want my tombstone to say "Inventor of Flight". And, because of my invention, my brain should be preserved in the Smithsonian and illuminated by the glow from Game Boy screens (the old kind, not them new-fangled color-screen things).
That wouldn't work, because I'm pretty sure the Wright Brothers already did all that.
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Old Game Boy screens didn't glow, foo'.
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Maybe he meant the Japan-only Game Boy Lite, which did glow.
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He said Old Game Boy.
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I meant the magic kind (Ye Olde Maegicke Gaeme Boaye). Sheesh, you people know nothing.
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Sounds like the Old Western Wild Gunman machine from Back to the Future.
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Admit it Glorb, you were wrong :D.
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I would hate to die in any way that wouldn't kill me immediately. I wouldn't want to have my friends see me suffer, I'd just want to go quickly.
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If you know you're going to die of something horrible, then you should go out with style. I mean style. I'm talking riding a motorcycle out of an airplane, then parachuting down into a bank and doing an awesome bank heist, then spending all the money on cream soda, and nothing else.
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Forgetting (or not knowing) which button is the jump button, and charging full speed into that first Goomba.
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You did it again?
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You can run into a Goomba by forgetting to press a button in real life?
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You can forget to jump over those bad mushrooms, thus tripping on them and landing face first in them, causing you to inhale the nauses (sp?) fumes.
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I never forget button configuration, because the NES only had 5 buttons.
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I never forgot, but I would press above where the jump button would be, thus making me barrel into the Goomba.
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Imagine this scenario:
You're walking down the street, and you suddenly implode.
Or, even worse:
You're walking down the street, and a truck full of barrels drives past. Suddenly, a barrel falls off the back and rolls toward you. You instinctively try to hit the A button, but since it's real life, you are squashed to death.
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I'd have to say getting run over by a truck at two miles per hour would have to suck.
Or perhaps getting eaten by a zombie.
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Clogged arteries.
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Lighting your farts on fire. (wait a moment. That would be awesome!)
Spontaneous combustion.
Getting revived as a zombie, thus wreaking havoc on the town, only to get sliced in two by your friend with a chiansaw. (would that suck or would that be awesome?)
Those are pretty much a few of Kenny's many deaths
Exploding barrels! (suck or awesome?)
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A sweet way to die? (http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/molasses.asp)
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Two words: Hot wax.
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There are those who claim that on a hot summer day in the North End, you can still smell the molasses.
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I think getting killed by a stampede of cows would be rather unenjoyable. However, lighting your farts on fire is an exellent way to die, because of the enjoyment I will derive from it (the flaming farts part, not the dying part, unless it was someone I dislike).
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A flying puppy flies right into your head. You dead.
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Aww, that's cute! I think my sister would want it as a decal or something.
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Where's the rainbow puppy?
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Dunno.
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Umm how about this, you're making out with your girlfriend or boyfriend then they break the kiss then they hit you in the head with a hamer, and then throw you in a stew with three seagulls and an eggplant.
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Who said this had to apply to humans?
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Sorry if I made you cry.
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trampled by a hamster stampede.
No wait, Crushed by a tombstone!
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Ah, sweet irony. But GOOD LORD, that is the cutest kitten picture ever! Except for this one I saw before with a tiny kitten poking its head out of a Pop-Tarts box.
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Chugging napalm.
Drowning in gasoline.
Being eaten by Yoshi.
The list goes on.
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Getting killed by that kitten.
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Here was my version of that image.
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Accidental consumption of Flubber(water, school glue and 20 Mule Team Borax). Wait... would that kill somebody?
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Here was my version of that image.
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Nooooo
Please, someone get rid of FG&S
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But then The Pointless Topic! would be gone. :'(
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It's your choice! The Pointless Topic? Or the lives of sweet innocent little defenseless cute kittens [that never did anything to you]?
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I think a bad way to die would be to have the top of your head sawed off, Sylar-style.
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Hey, at least your head would always be open for quick and easy brain removal. Say you want to start a surprise game of Hot Potato, or perhaps add some spice to a food fight. Just yank out a chunk of the old gray matter and fling away! Fun for the whole family!
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I think that's how the Manson family celebrates holidays.
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Getting blown up by a Bah-Bomb
they are just so small.
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What's the title of this topic, again? Last three words: in real life. Bob-Ombs don't exist.
...Yet.
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oh, did i get that mixed up again.
oh and you spelledbah-bomb wrong.
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Um, no. It's Bob-Ombs.
Well, I se this topic's back. I'd say farting yourself to death would be a lousy way to die. Because if there is an afterlife, that'd be pretty embarassing to explain.
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How about if someone was holding your head in the toilet and they kept it there. You would drown in toilet water. That's pretty disgusting and horrible.
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True dat. XP
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oh and you spelledbah-bomb wrong.
Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob-omb
I'm not trying to be rude, but it is spelled Bob-omb.
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You will be injected with a powerful muscle relaxant, carefully measured to last for exactly four hours. It will immobilize you, including your eyelids, but will not diminish pain at all. You will see nothing for the first hour, as you are stabbed with a hot poker at random intervals -- sometimes half a second apart, sometimes two full minutes apart. After an hour, your eyelids will be torn off (artificial tears will be provided, Clockwork Orange-style, to ensure your vision remains perfect as your left arm is slowly pulled out of its socket -- this will take approximately ten minutes. Your right arm will be crushed, starting at the fingertips, over the course of an hour.
Once your arms are gone, the first salvo of army ants will enter. They will only pass through briefly, but they will eat quite a bit of you. A break will be taken to cauterize your wounds and attend to your medical needs, ensuring that you live through the remainder of the time. When we return, your left leg will be lit on fire. The fire will be put out once you have second-degree burns across the surface of the entire leg -- painful, but not life-threatening, and still leaving the nerves intact. Your right leg will be put into a box. Nothing will actually happen to your leg in the box, but you don't know that. The army ants will come through again, and maggots will eat away any dead flesh, exposing the fresh tender skin underneath.
After having your right kneecap broken and both your feet cut off, you will then be hung upside down for ninety minutes, after which time the muscle relaxant will wear off and you will be able to move and scream. At this time, the box holding your right leg will be set on fire, and you will have no way to put it out except by hitting it with your burnt left leg. As you realize that you are failing at this, and that your clothes are soaked with kerosene (so thoroughly as to make it pointless to remove them, even if you could), you will examine your surroundings and see a button nearby, clearly labeled, that will drop you into the endless tub of sea water below you. You will press the button, and you will drown.
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Yeah, drowning would be pretty bad.
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The first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Then your left eye followed by your right. But your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
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sea water
Technically people float in salt water. Drowning is unlikely.
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The first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. Then your left eye followed by your right. But your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Inconceivable!
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Anybody want a peanut?
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Technically people float in salt water. Drowning is unlikely.
How long can you swim without arms, feet, or knees?
Long enough to die of dehydration instead of drowning?
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Dehydration is not drowning.