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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: If the World was a Person...

« on: October 14, 2009, 02:10:39 PM »

If I were a doctor and Earth came in to the office an asked me about his extremely high fever, I would know exactly how to get his temperature back to normal. The medicine is very expensive so Earth plays me in a game of cards. I lose, so I have to pay for the medicine out of my pocket. It is very expensive medicine, and I really do not want to spend that much. Then I will have an idea on how to get out of this. I will say to World "this is supposed to happen, it is completely natural, there is no such thing as fevers."

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: It's All Relative

« on: October 14, 2009, 02:05:56 PM »

Who here has seen any of the zeitgeist movies.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Obama wins a Nobel Peace Prize

« on: October 14, 2009, 02:00:30 PM »

As usual,

I got it from here.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: If the World was a Person...

« on: October 13, 2009, 01:43:09 PM »

I would try being the best of friend with World. But then I will keep wanting more and more from him. Then I will rape him of all he is worth, try to make decisions for his life, and never pay him back anything in return. I will also nickname his siblings things like Mars, Venus and Pluto then I will kill Pluto because he is short. Then when World is in a terrible condition and can not possibly survive another five minutes (literally, World is terminal now) for how I have treated him, I shall say "sorry, I was wrong to do that to you" even though I would do the same thing again if given another chance. Then I will bang his mom.

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Forum Games / Re: Keyboard Smash

« on: October 12, 2009, 05:27:22 PM »

7y6huijk,mn

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: October 12, 2009, 01:22:22 PM »

A man walks into a pub and asks for some Jim Jones punch.

The bartender says "**** off! You won't tip me afterward."

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Forum Games / Re: Ask a smart question, get a stupid answer.

« on: October 11, 2009, 10:09:46 AM »

Money goblins. They eat all of a businesses money which results in that business having to raise prices to replace the lost money.

How did butt sex come to be?

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Forum Games / Re: Arms race!

« on: October 10, 2009, 06:53:58 PM »

This is turning into endless rock paper scissors.

Paedophile.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Obama wins a Nobel Peace Prize

« on: October 10, 2009, 06:44:11 PM »

It's official: George Bush was such a bad president, you can win the Nobel Peace Prize just by not being him.

He may not have done much, but he did have some great speeches. Anyone else notice that he is the only president to acknowledge nonbelievers?

But yea, why did he win?

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: October 10, 2009, 06:33:39 PM »

One time, I had a LOT of homework. Too much. I wouldn't be able to do it all myself in just one night. So I paid a kid to do my maths homework. Part of the maths homework was to draw a 90 degree angle. This kid drew an 80 degree angle. I learned that if I wanted it done right, I should have done it myself.

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Forum Games / Re: Arms race!

« on: October 10, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »

Chocolate milk.

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Forum Games / Re: Arms race!

« on: October 10, 2009, 02:24:28 PM »

A ban on trans fats.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: October 10, 2009, 12:27:22 PM »

Chuck Norris won an award today.

Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: October 09, 2009, 08:08:41 PM »

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: October 08, 2009, 07:17:25 PM »

OMG. I did not know that "dc" was a question.