The Random Song Thread

[CrossEyed7]

I remember Eon8. You know Eon5 is still up, and still makes no sense, and is still strangely unsettling?

[ShadowBrain]

It's the End of the Game as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

That’s great, it starts with the arcades,
Glitches and Polybius.
Electronics are killing us
E.T.’s in New Mexico
Atheistic Nintendo
Link’s on the CD-i
Why did Aeris have to die?
Mortal Kombat, Night Trap, one fun—nice? No.
ESRB’s here thanks to Joey L.; oh, well.
Capcom is on fire, Mega Man’s got seven games—yeah, but now he’s up for hire and they’re all just [dukar]e.
Felicia, Krystal, better hurry ‘cause there’s furries breathing down your neck.
Magazine reviewers baffled, steep, ugly lump.
“Hey, 3DO’s lame!” Fine then.
Pokemon overflow, half-thousand’s quite enough, but it won’t do.
Try it out, throw it out.
Devs serve their own needs,
Let your wallet just bleed.
Tell me that the patches and the delays don’t just bite—bite.
It’s teh uber gay, un-BA, flame, troll, Uwe Boll, feelin’ pretty dull.

It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o’ clock—gaming hour.
Don’t go playing Deadly Towers.
Slash and gone, respawn, loading dragging on, on.
Lock-On cartridge Genesis and Stop ‘N Swap, GameCube links.
Every gimmick escalates. The AV cords incinerate.
32X now, Game.com now. Jaguar, Jaguar.
Watch the thing crash, crash.
Uh oh, now the Madden Curse—could be worse. No one’s yet in a hearse!
The Virtual, the Virtual, the Virtual Boy tries.
Teachers and my parents offer me alternatives and I decline.

It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine.

The Saturn hit stores out of place, Sega left the console race.
64 games get scorn.
Mass Effect’s not porn.
E3’s going stale, Jack Thompson and Sony ads.
Controller Phat, bad ports, Gizmondo, Wii!
It’s overpricing, overhyping, bugs, Hot Coffee, right? Right.

It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it.
It’s the end of the game as we know it and I feel fine…fine…
(It’s time I played some solo mode)

That took me... probably an hour or so to write.

[Pt_Peach]

We Will Rock You - Queen


Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you’re a young man hard man
Shoutin’ in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo’ face
You big disgrace
Wavin’ your banner all over the place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you’re an old man poor man
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day

You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

[CrossEyed7]

All around me are familiar faces 
Worn out places 
Worn out faces 
Bright and early for the daily races 
Going nowhere 
Going nowhere 
Their tears are filling up their glasses 
No expression 
No expression 
Hide my head I wanna drown my sorrow 
No tomorrow 
No tomorrow 
 
And I find I kind of funny 
I find it kind of sad 
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had 
I find it hard to tell you 
I find it hard to take 
When people run in circles its a very very 
Mad world 
Mad world 
 
Children waiting for the day they feel good 
Happy birthday 
Happy birthday 
And I feel the way that every child should 
Sit and listen 
Sit and listen 
Went to school and I was very nervous 
No one knew me 
No one knew me 
Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson 
Look right through me 
Look right through me
 
And I find I kind of funny 
I find it kind of sad 
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had 
I find it hard to tell you 
I find it hard to take 
When people run in circles its a very very 
Mad world 
Mad world
Enlarging your world
Mad world

[nensondubois]

NewsRadio TV sitcom Theme Song.

[CrossEyed7]

Ain't got no water, anywhere,
The food is bad! So's the air!
Got no resources, we're in a great big stupor,
All because of the evil King Koopa!

[ShadowBrain]

She turned the nightlight on and blew him a kiss.
He stared back through his green crayola eyes.
She traced his likeness from off the back of a disc.
Next to the boxtop promise of the biggest prize.

Joining a fan club with my friends.
Filling our bathtubs with t-shirts and 8x10s.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.

Downstairs the late show's blasting "Age of the Rock".
The greedy monks playin' last Sunday at the milky way.
Mom's writing checks to the minister in the corner singing "dig down deep".
'Cause if you wanna go to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray.

Joining a fan club with my pen.
Filling my bathtub with holy water and amens.
He looks so dreamy,
I'm in love from afar.
When I'm picking up a fallen star.

Shake that woody.
(Shake it) For me, St. Pinocchio.
You've made your money, now watch that money grow.

Joining a fan club, best be warned.
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns.
We'd be so dreamy,
Sharing his black caviar.
While I'm picking up a fallen star.
Joining a fan club is a big mistake.
I still get heartburn when I think about all of the stamps I ate.
I wished I'd loved him,
Before fate crashed his car.
Say a prayer for the fallen star.

I don't exactly know what this song is about... but it's stuck in my head.

[Toad]

This is the song that never ends!
Yes it goes on and on my friend!
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
and they'll continue singing it forever just because.. *repeat until insanity sets in*

[CrossEyed7]

LOTS OF SCRIBBLES! (or maybe boxes)

あの時　最高のリアルが向こうから会いに来たのは
僕らの存在はこんなにも単純だと笑いに来たんだ
耳を塞いでも両手をすり抜ける真実に惑うよ
細い体のどこに力を入れて立てばいい？

アンインストール　アンインストール
この星の無数の塵のひとつだと
今の僕には理解できない
アンインストール　アンインストール
恐れを知らない戦士のように
振る舞うしかない　アンインストール

僕らの無意識は勝手に研ぎ澄まされていくようだ
ベッドの下の輪郭のない気配に
この瞳が開く時は心など無くて
何もかも壊してしまう激しさだけ
静かに消えて行く季節も選べないというのなら

アンインストール　アンインストール
僕の代わりがいないなら
普通に流れてたあの日常を
アンインストール　アンインストール
この手で終わらせたくなる
なにも悪いことじゃない　アンインストール

アンインストール　アンインストール
この星の無数の塵のひとつだと
今の僕には理解できない
アンインストール　アンインストール
恐れを知らない戦士のように
振る舞うしかない　アンインストール

[PaperLuigi]

I know he wrote it quite some time ago, but I find ShadowBrain's "End of the Game" extremely amusing. 5 stars, man.

[ShadowBrain]

Thanks! I was worried no one was going to say anything...

[MushroomJunkie]

"I'm not a perfect peeeersoooon! Theres lots of things I wish I didn't dooooooooooooooo!
But I continue learniiiiiiiiing! 
I never meant to do those things to yooooooooooooou!   And now I have to say before I goooooooooooo! 
That I just want you to knoooooooooooooow!  I'VE FOUND A REASON FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TO CHANGE WHO I USED TO BEEEEEEE!  A REASON TO START OVER NEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!
And the reason is yooooooooooooou!!!!!"

and thats all I remember.

[Toad]

Let's gather round the campfire
and sing our campfire song

Our C A M P F I R E S O N G song
and if you don't think that we could
sing it faster, then you're wrong!
But it would help if you'd just sing along

Bum bum bum..

(faster)
C A M P F I R E S O N G song
C A M P F I R E S O N G song
if you don't think that we could
sing it faster, then you're wrong!
But it would help if you'd just sing along

(faster again)
C A M P F I R E S O N G song! Patrick!

FIRE! C A M P F I- Squidward!
*Squidward just sits there*

Good!

It would help! It would he-ee-elp
If you just sing alooooong!

Oh yeah!

[Turtlekid1]

F is fire that burns down the whole town
U is for Uranium...bombs!
N is for No survivors!

[CrossEyed7]

Once upon a time you could be a bad guy,
And you'd live to see another day.
But now you'd never manage,
Boy, you'd be brain damaged,
Just to think that you could get away.

The power has arrived in a dream team.
A force where one and one makes three.
And when the trail's gone cold,
And the lies have been told,
This crew will find what you can't see.

Yeah, danger hides when the hyper bee flies,
And the ninja stars fly too.
The muscle is Vector, the comical actor (or comic collector, or karma collector),
And he's sworn to fight for you!

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
They're detectives you want on your side.
TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Their directive's tracking down your crimes.
Come along for the ride.
Truth can run but not hide
For long.
The game
Is on
NOW!

Remember when stealin' used to be a good dealin'
And the crooked life would always pay?
Well, now that the team's in town,
That's all gone underground.
But it's a worry to this very day.

A challenge has been issued by the Eggman.
This mission's gonna need them all.
And though his hopes grow thin and the outlook is grim,
These three are gonna heed his call.

Yeah, Charmy's thing is dishin' out first sting,
As the green one cheers them on.
Espio is clearly ready to go.
Run down who done you wrong! (or I doubt they'll do you wrong)

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
They're detectives you want on your side.
TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Their directive's tracking down your crimes.
Come along for the ride. (TEAM CHAOTIX!!)
Truth can run but not hide
For long.
The game
Is on
NOW!

TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Sonic Heroes, what's your problem please?
TEAM CHAOTIX!!
Watch those three go make the outlaws bleed. (or Watch the screen go at the emeralds green)

There's no way you can win (TEAM CHAOTIX!!)
If it's trouble you're in. (...CHAOTIX!!)
They're gonna kick your...

TEAM CHAOTIX!!