The Random Song Thread

[Glorb]

Hey cavemen, sharpen up your sticks
We'll drive that wooly mammoth right off the cliff
Now cavemen, gather 'round the flames
We'll eat the meat and divide up what remains

Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice

Hey cavemen, now that we are a team
We'll attack those other cavemen across the stream
We'll sneak up, ready for a fight
We'll steal their skins and weapons in the dead of night

Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice

Ay, abuna!

Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen rejoice
Rejoice
Cavemen reHUAH

Ay en e uh
Ay en e uh
Ay en e uh

[CrossEyed7]

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
C'mon, leave Bronx!

Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
Leave Bronx!
C'mon now, leave the Bronx!

[ShadowBrain]

What's the, uh, caveman song from?

The island bathes in the sun's bright rays
Distant hills wear a shroud of grey
A lonely breeze whispers in the trees
Sole witness to history

Fleeting memories rise
From the shadows of my mind
Sing "nonomori" - endless corridors
Say "nonomori" - hopeless warriors
You were there
You were there

Am I forever dreaming
How to define the way I'm feeling

You were there
Countless visions they haunt me in my sleep
You were there
Though forgotten all promises we keep

Slaves to our destiny
I recall a melody
Sing "nonomori" - seasons lit with gold
Say "nonomori" - legends yet untold
You were there
You were there

Happiness follows sorrow
Only believing in tomorrow

You were there
Countless visions they haunt me in my sleep
You were there
Though forgotten all promises we keep

The island bathes in the sun's bright rays
Distant hills wear a shroud of grey
A lonely breeze whispers in the trees
Sole key to this mystery

It should go without saying that I beat that game.

[Glorb]

What's the, uh, caveman song from?

It's Cavemen Rejoice by The Bags. Most folks remember it as a bonus song from GH1.

[ShadowBrain]

Oh, okay. I need to borrow that from my friend...

Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?

I play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that?

And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Jessie's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want, I want Jessie's girl.

Interestingly enough, I do have a good friend named Jesse. And yes, he did have a girl (two, actually, but the first one "lasted" longer), but though I can't say I wanted her, she wasn't too bad.

[davejohn18]

                   Unfortunately, i want all love songs.

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[Weegee]

Thanks for your relevant, eloquent contribution to the thread, Davejohn18!

[PaperLuigi]

Ya no aguanto más presiones.
Debo confesar que una carretera más,
sería el final para mí.

Inútil.

No puedo, no puedo, no puedo ya arrancarme.
No tengo ganas de tirar adelante,
y por eso estoy aquí.

Inútil.

¡Ahora ya no nos quiere nadie!

Inútil.

¡¿A quién se lo dices?!

Inútil, Inútil, Inútil.

Vengo de casi Missouri.
Pasaba bien con la gente de allí,
y paraba donde estaba mejor.
En Matta y en Alabama,
Las Vegas, Montana y hasta Sabana,
de Denver a la gran Nueva York.

Inútil.

Gané la carrera más grande.
En Indianápolis llegué el primero,
y de esta forma me sentí ya mejor.
Y ahora estoy muy malhumorado.
Por que siempre fuí admirado,
y por todos querido y ahora todo acabó.

A mí me utilizaron en la boda,
de gente de Texas importante.
Y después se olvidaron del todo de mí
y un día me trajeron aquí.

A muertos llevé al cementerio.
Yo no pensaba que un día podría pasarme lo mismo a mí.

Inútil.

Yo iba a practicar surfing.
Con sol y con playa,
bikinis, bocatas
y cosas que no olvidaré.
He venido aquí a morirme,
¡He venido aquí a morirme!
Los tiempos alegres que yo he vivido,
todo eso ha quedado atrás.

Este es el fín del trayecto.

Siempre llevaba excursiones.
Quién creería
que me cambiarían
por un miserable autocar.
Me dejaron en la carretera,
me abandonaron,
nadie me encontró
y aquí he venido a parar.

Inútil.

[Glorb]

Aww yeah, another bot! Woot!

I swear, if anyone deletes this guy I will go on a rampage.

[ShadowBrain]

Well, so long as he sticks to this thread, he could surpass even steven9wii. And that new sig of yours speaks volumes.

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh-so bright
There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Ah, baby youre the only thing in this whole world
Thats pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost
And I know that I'm [darn]ed if I never get out
And maybe I'm [darn]ed if I do
But with any other beat I got left in my heart
You know I'd rather be [darn]ed with you
If I gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
If gotta be [darn]ed you know I wanna be [darn]ed
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Ah, baby you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone, gone, gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself
Tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is rough but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until its way too late
I never see the sudden curve until its way too late

Then I'm dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell

[Weegee]

Do I smell some Meat Loaf, perhaps?

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Thought it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

'Cause we were barely dressed
And we were barely dressed
Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been waiting so long
For you to come along and have some fun
And I gotta let you know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light
You got to do what you can
And let Mother Nature do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
'Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely-
We're gonna go all the way tonight
We're gonna go all the way
And tonight's the night...

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two
down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth, there's the
windup, and there it is, a line shot up the middle, look at him
go. This boy can really fly! He's rounding first and really
turning it on now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for
second; the ball is bobbled out in center, and here comes the
throw, and what a throw! He's gonna slide in head first, here he
comes, he's out! No, wait, safe-safe at second base, this kid
really makes things happen out there. Batter steps up to the
plate, here's the pitch-he's going, and what a jump he's got,
he's trying for third, here's the throw, it's in the dirt-safe at
third! Holy cow, stolen base! He's taking a pretty big lead out
there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher
glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third
base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze
play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?
Do you need me!?
Will you never leave me!?
Will you make me happy for the rest of my life!?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me!?
Will you love me forever!?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

I gotta know right now
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
And will you love me forever?

Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it

Will you love me forever?

Let me sleep on it

Will you love me forever!!!!

I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
'Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my life with you!!

It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better that it is today

It never felt so good
It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife
...

[ShadowBrain]

Glad to see another fan... but I beat you to that one a while back.

Have you seen her?
So fine and pretty
Fooled me with her style and ease
And I feel her
From across the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree
Ooh, baby baby
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Ah come on
Take a chance
You're old enough to

Dance the night away
Whoa, come on girl, dance the night away

A live wire, barely a beginner
But just watch that lady go
She's on fire, 'cause dancin' gets her higher than
Anything else she knows

Ooh, baby baby
Won'tcha turn your head my way?
Ooh, baby baby
Well don't skip romance 'cause
You're old enough to

Dance the night away
Oh-oh-oh (Ah) Come on girl, dance the night away

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh yeah

Dance (oh) the night away. Hey, hey, yeah!
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Ah come on baby (Dance the night away) Hey, hey yeah!
Dance, dance, dance the night away
Uh, come on baby, baby (Dance the night away) Ooh, ooh, yeah
Dance, dance, dance the night away. Ah, ha ow!

[Glorb]

(I'm a Jedi Knight on the Dark Side)

I give a [dukar] about the kids that's been coming from the underground spot
beating the pop up, the **** up that lays all around
Now give me sound from the other side
every night it's gonna go on and flow on and on and on and on

Mister son of a gun I got a run now
My time is over run you over like a Range Rover
Oh my god incredible superstar,
throw some lyrics make them run like a supercar
When you know where I'm at, your fatter than fat,
cause help me god if I ain't the cool cat
Unequal, it's not even legal
I's chased by the rap police like Bugsy Seagel

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Now we've back in the game, the Quarashi pain it's plain
I see the suckers fall out and the ****ers call out
Pick me up, but they don't know what it's about
I do my [dukar] on the mic and I'm pleasing the crowd
Jump back, get back or else your getting a smack on your face
just like your daddy used to smack you way back in the days
This ain't no silly ass game I'm playin', hear what I'm sayin'?
Now star prayin'

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down

What we had is breaking us down
What we had is breaking us down (down, down...)

I mix it up, yo

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline, baseline
We've got fools on the case and they're giving me baseline
Baseline, baseline

Baseline!

[ShadowBrain]

Hello
I've waited here for you
Everlong

Tonight
I throw myself into
And out of the red, out of her head she sang

Come down
And waste away with me
Down with me

Slow how
You wanted it to be
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

Breathe out
So I could breathe you in
Hold you in

And now
I know you've always been
Out of your head, out of my head I sang

And I wonder
When I sing along with you
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

And I wonder
If everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again

The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when
She sang

[Ultima Shadow]

I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority, vested in me
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway what’s on the other side
Never knowing exactly what I’ll find
Locked and loaded
Voices screaming "Let’s go!"
Come on do it! Here we go!

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where it’ll end nobody knows
I'll take a life, ten others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
It’s playing over and over in my head
Where it’ll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed
Nothing left where a man once stood

Through this doorway what’s on the other side
Never knowing exactly what I’ll find
Locked and loaded
Voices screaming "Let’s go!"
But I’m just doing what I’m told

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where it’ll end nobody knows
I'll take this life, ten others may live
Oh that’s just the way it goes
It’s playing over and over in my head
Where it begins, and where it’ll end nobody knows

Yeah, go!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Bang bang - it hammers in my head [x3]
In my head [2x]

You know I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I'll fear no evil for Thou art with me
Locked and loaded
Gonna find my truth
Now I’m busting through
All hell breaks loose

And you can all hide behind your desks now
And you can cry, "teacher come help me!"
Through you all my aim is true
My, my aim is true!
My aim is true