Author Topic: Your Favorite Joke (Read 86481 times)

Uvaz · « **Reply #165 on:** October 05, 2008, 01:35:02 PM »

The purple flower one made me LOL! But it was just from the unexpectedness his friends beating him up. I thinks jokes don't have to have a logical ending, or an ending for the matter. As wikipedia says "Shaggy dog stories play upon the audience's preconceptions of the art of joke telling. The audience listens to the story with certain expectations, which are either simply not met or met in some entirely unexpected manner."
It is joke about jokes, so that might add a new layer of funny-ness to it if you are into that comic stuff.

Anyway a Joke:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
No you are the chicken. Now the chicken is a road.
(god that sucked)

The Chef · « **Reply #166 on:** October 05, 2008, 03:34:25 PM »

A duck walks into a store and asks the manager, "Ya got any gwapes?". The manager says no. So the duck leaves and comes back the next day. He asks the manager "Ya got any gwapes?", and the manager says "No, we ain't got now gwapes, and if you come back in here again I'll staple your feet to the floor!". So the duck leaves and comes back the next day. He asks the manager "Ya got any staples?", and the manager says no. The duck then asks "Ya got any gwapes?".

I think this sounds better in person.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #167 on:** October 05, 2008, 04:41:44 PM »

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they stink.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #168 on:** October 05, 2008, 07:49:05 PM »

That is to say nothing of Axe and Tag (which, incidentally, make a guy smell even worse, though maybe it's more attractive to a female nose. Or not. I hate locker rooms, in any case).

Glorb · « **Reply #169 on:** October 05, 2008, 10:15:49 PM »

I wore Axe for a while until I found the constant tearing of my eyes hard to cope with.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #170 on:** October 06, 2008, 05:15:48 AM »

Both readings of the word "tear" are valid there.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #171 on:** October 06, 2008, 01:00:38 PM »

How about some Chuck Norris jokes?

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that live, and those that meet Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no life there.

Glorb · « **Reply #172 on:** October 06, 2008, 02:04:34 PM »

You are banned from the internet forever.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #173 on:** October 06, 2008, 02:17:10 PM »

The moon is actually several thousand British soldiers that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked into orbit during the Revolutionary War.

Glorb · « **Reply #174 on:** October 06, 2008, 03:12:29 PM »

Okay, that one's actually sorta cool. In that I haven't heard it before.

The Chef · « **Reply #175 on:** October 06, 2008, 04:17:08 PM »

Chuck Norris has only sneezed once; only one dinosaur survived it. Then Chuck Norris ripped the dinosaur's skin off and blew his nose on it.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #176 on:** October 06, 2008, 04:40:02 PM »

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on October 06, 2008, 01:00:38 PM

How about some Chuck Norris jokes?

NO.

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on October 06, 2008, 01:00:38 PM

How about some Chuck Norris facts?

Yes. But maybe in a separate thread.

Glorb · « **Reply #177 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:01:03 PM »

Quote from: ShadowBrain on October 06, 2008, 04:40:02 PM

Yes. But maybe in a separate thread.

NO.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #178 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:38:47 PM »

Did he mention it's a thread on a different site?

BP · « **Reply #179 on:** October 06, 2008, 10:48:46 PM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on October 06, 2008, 10:38:47 PM

Did he mention it's a thread on a different site?

NO.

He did not.

So what's the difference between a friar from Italy and and a friar from France?

The French friar is making minimum wage!