Author Topic: Your Favorite Joke (Read 86426 times)

BP · « **Reply #225 on:** December 11, 2008, 12:06:12 AM »

Car accidents? No no, those were all on purpose.

Every drive's a blood drive for me! VRRRRRRRRRRRRT CRRRRSSSHHHHHHH!!!!

Super Caterina! · « **Reply #226 on:** January 11, 2009, 02:51:26 PM »

I don't know if you know Italian, but you must watch this!XD
It's from a famous TV show in Italy and this particular episode is really recent (the day vbefore yesterday: so no "80s-90s" inside, ok?XD)!;)

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=FOvAKpDFik4

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #227 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:13:59 PM »

That's like this meets this meets this.

FlamingBlueMario · « **Reply #228 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:15:27 PM »

Heh heh, that was pretty entertaining to watch! ...even though I understand a word they were saying, I still kinda understood what was happening.
That was probably the best Super Mario Bros. comedy show I've ever seen. :)

Super Caterina! · « **Reply #229 on:** January 11, 2009, 03:56:44 PM »

Quote from: CrossEyed7 on January 11, 2009, 03:13:59 PM

That's like this meets this meets this.

Ohn my god! They copied the idea maybe!XD
But the princess Peach of thge Italian version is unique, believe me!>>

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #230 on:** January 11, 2009, 04:15:19 PM »

You've motivated me to learn Italian so I can understand that.

I don't have a favorite joke. -_-

Toad · « **Reply #231 on:** January 12, 2009, 08:17:42 PM »

"Excuse me waiter, but what is this fly doing in my soup?

The back stroke."

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #232 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:05:16 AM »

As President Obama was getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said:

"Nice pigs, sir."

The president replied, "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."

The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said,

"Excellent trade, sir."

dc804 · « **Reply #233 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:22:38 PM »

Jade Goody swore on her life she wasn't a racist.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #234 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:33:23 PM »

That wasn't funny.

Turtlekid's joke made me chuckle a bit.

dc804 · « **Reply #235 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:48:16 PM »

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a [dukar]."

Captain Jim · « **Reply #236 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:57:08 PM »

The economy is my favorite joke.

Glorb · « **Reply #237 on:** March 27, 2009, 10:05:32 PM »

Quote from: dc804 on March 27, 2009, 08:48:16 PM

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a [dukar]."

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #238 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:07:39 PM »

I'd be lying if I said that wasn't funny, but what's with dc804's cockney cursing lately?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #239 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:18:37 PM »

I honestly don't care about his cursing. No one else should either.

But...someone, by the end of tomorrow, will undoubtably censor it.