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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #255 on: April 18, 2009, 11:04:01 PM »
THIS THREAD!!!!!!!1
That was a joke.

« Reply #256 on: May 05, 2009, 05:27:03 PM »
If at first you do not succeed, sky diving is not your thing.
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #257 on: May 05, 2009, 06:10:11 PM »
Puns are not that phunny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #258 on: May 05, 2009, 08:05:38 PM »
If at first you do not succeed, sky diving is not your thing.
That was one of my first forum signatures (not just here).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #259 on: May 06, 2009, 02:16:48 PM »
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your mail box?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs water-skiing?
Skip

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs rolling around on the beach?
Sandy

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole in the ground?
Phil

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs trying to hold-up a bank?
Rob
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Rao

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« Reply #260 on: May 06, 2009, 11:12:41 PM »
Even though I thought those jokes a bit tasteless, I cracked up at each of them.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

« Reply #261 on: May 06, 2009, 11:19:56 PM »
dc804, you obviously have no idea what "funny" means.

Change of heart?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Rao

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« Reply #262 on: May 06, 2009, 11:38:01 PM »
I guess he got lucky.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #263 on: May 07, 2009, 07:08:22 AM »
Can't beat a good quadriplegic joke (no, really, they're something of a classic in my family).
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #264 on: May 09, 2009, 05:22:40 PM »
What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

What did the girl ocean say when the boy ocean asked her for a date?
Shore.

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
He couldn't control his pupils.

Gene Kelly made An American In Paris in the studios in Hollywood. The next year he decided to make a film which this time would be shot on location in Paris. So he went over there with the camera crew, and the first scene called for Gene Kelly to ring the bell in the belfry at Notre Dame Cathedral. He pulled on the rope and pulled and pulled and got carried away, failing to notice that the bell had come loose from its casters. It fell out of the belfry, pulling the rope, with Gene Kelly still hanging on, into the river below. Improvising as best he could under the circumstances, Kelly treaded water and kept on pulling the rope. The director in the belfry above heard a ringing, gurgling sound down below and called down with his megaphone to ask what was going on down there. Kelly replied, "I'm ringing in the Seine!"

What can you sit on, brush your teeth with, and eat soup with?
A chair, a toothbrush, and a spoon.

Did you hear about the imaginary tree?
It was mapleleaf.

So, I saw this friend of mine today. He was sitting in a chair, holding a bag of candy drops, and crying. So I asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm thinking of all these sad things," he said.
"But why?" I asked.
"Because I want to make myself cry," he said.
"Why would you do that?" I asked.
"Because I want to open this candy bag!" he said.
"How is crying going to help you open the bag?" I asked.
"It says here," he said, pointing to the bag, "Tear here!"

What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #265 on: May 16, 2009, 03:21:31 PM »
Helen Keller went to town
Riding on a pony
She put a feather in her hat
And called it uhhhhhhhhhh
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

« Reply #266 on: May 16, 2009, 04:36:13 PM »
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Glorb

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« Reply #267 on: May 16, 2009, 05:02:51 PM »
Ped Xing's mom
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« Reply #268 on: May 16, 2009, 05:12:34 PM »
Glorb's life

Glorb

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« Reply #269 on: May 16, 2009, 05:41:48 PM »
Ped Xing's lack of life
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