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The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #270 on: May 16, 2009, 09:56:10 PM »
OK seriously, who the heck is this Ped Xing guy?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #271 on: May 16, 2009, 10:38:22 PM »
I thought he was a regular-ish member a while back... hmm.

Also, Glorb's little back-and-forth with that guy seems to contradict his gripes about the /b/-ification of General Chat.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #272 on: May 17, 2009, 11:31:36 AM »
Hey, someone says something about my face, I ain't letting that slide. Besides, I'm pretty sure he's just testing the waters before he attempts to go full-troll.
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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #273 on: May 17, 2009, 12:51:35 PM »
Glorb, why didn't you stay gone? This place was so much nicer without you.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #274 on: May 17, 2009, 01:21:44 PM »
Oh, like that statement helped matters any.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #275 on: May 17, 2009, 02:11:25 PM »
Quote from: Rao on May 17, 2009, 12:51:35 PM
Glorb, why didn't you stay gone? This place was so much nicer without you.

I never left. And if you'd stop whining about me, this place might be nicer anyway.
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Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #276 on: May 17, 2009, 03:15:17 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on May 17, 2009, 02:11:25 PM
I never left. And if you'd stop whining about me, this place might be nicer anyway.

^ My favorite joke.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Toad

« Reply #277 on: May 17, 2009, 03:19:13 PM »
A man is sitting on the couch watching tv when his doorbell rings. He gets up and opens the door, but there is nobody there. Perplexed, he closes the door and sits back down to watch tv. About 5 hours later, the doorbell goes off again. He gets up to answer again, and this time finds a snail sitting on his porch. He throws the snail into his yard and closes the door.

Three years later, the man is on the couch watching tv when the doorbell rings again. He opens the door and finds the snail again. He picks up the snail, and the snail says "What the hell was that for?!"
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

Toad

« Reply #278 on: May 21, 2009, 06:31:13 PM »
What beverage did Captain Falcon bring to the party?
Falcon Punch

What game console did Waluigi buy at the end of 2006?
Wiiiiiii!

What did Marth do on the battlefield?
He met-a-knight
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #279 on: May 25, 2009, 10:15:26 PM »
Really, now.

What do DoA and DNA have in common?

They both have CG T&A.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #280 on: May 26, 2009, 03:07:09 PM »
:)
every

dc804

« Reply #281 on: May 26, 2009, 05:34:38 PM »
First we had mad cow disease, then bird flu and now swine flu.

What is this?

Farmageddon?
One Ring to rule them all. One Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #282 on: May 26, 2009, 06:20:15 PM »
What did the ape say at the BBQ?

Gorilla me another hamburger!
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #283 on: May 27, 2009, 05:07:39 AM »
How would you eat a large boat if you were watching your cholesterol?
With bargarine!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #284 on: May 27, 2009, 10:24:13 AM »
Well there's a joke that lived and breathed its punchline.
That was a joke.
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