Author Topic: You Get Amazed, You Lose (Read 178417 times)

Weegee · « **Reply #390 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:17:51 PM »

Type in any reasonably well-known celebrity's name and post the results. They're obviously pre-selected, but the assortment of compatible names is astounding.

Elvis Aaron Presley -> SEEN ALIVE? SORRY, PAL
Beatles -> ABLE SET
Paul McCartney -> PAY MR. CLEAN-CUT
George Harrison -> OGREISH GROANER
Shigeru Miyamoto -> I AM HUGE MOROSITY
Britney Spears -> BEST P.R. IN YEARS
"Weird" Al Yankovic -> CLOWNERY VIA A KID
Bob Marley -> BOMB EARLY
Stevie Wonder -> ER, DOESN'T VIEW
James Brown -> MR. JAWBONES
Marilyn Monroe -> IN LORE, MY NORMA
Arnold Schwarzenegger -> HE'S GROWN LARGE AND CRAZED
Nelson Mandela -> LEAN AND SOLEMN
Alexander Graham Bell -> REAL BAD HEX-ALL RANG ME
so i herd u liek mudkips -> PUKE! DISLIKE DISHUMOR
Bill Gates -> LEGAL BITS
Stephen Hawking -> PAWN? HE'S THE KING!
Albert Einstein -> TEN ELITE BRAINS
Adolf Hitler -> RILL OF DEATH
Joseph Stalin -> HAPLESS JOINT
Winston Churchill -> I'LL CRUNCH THIS NOW
Saddam Hussein -> U.N.'S SAID HE'S MAD
Osama Bin Laden -> A [darn] ALIEN S.O.B.
Ronald Reagan -> AN ORAL DANGER
George Bush -> OH, HE BUGGERS
George W. Bush -> HE GREW BOGUS
Michael Jackson -> MANACLE HIS JOCK

Alternately, you could always try less-notable names for rather random results, such as...

ShadowBrain -> BRAINWASH DO
Luigison -> USING OIL
Solidshroom -> OH! SLIM ODORS
Pt_Peach -> PET_CHAP
Koopaslaya -> SO OKAY A PAL
Chupperson Weird -> SHREWD PORCUPINE
Nensondubois -> BOSS INNUENDO (shouldn't that be ShadowBrain?)
Joshua R. Morgan -> UGH! MAJOR ARSON
Evan Michael Harrington -> LACERANT HANGOVER IN HIM
[My full name] -> ULTRA POOR PERVERT
Lizard Dude -> LURID, DAZED (lol)
Turtlekid -> LURKED TIT (mega lol)
Bird Person -> [HOLY [dukar]; SEE FOR YOURSELF] (ultra lol)

Rao · « **Reply #391 on:** April 09, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »

Eric Clapton -> NARCOLEPTIC
Liam Neeson -> INSANE MOLE
James Patrick Page -> JERK PAST APE MAGIC
Gary Oldman -> GROAN MADLY
Bob Dylan -> BALD, BONY
Daniel Radcliffe -> CLEAN FAIR FIDDLE
Jesus Christ -> SUCH JEST SIR
Timothy Leary -> I'M THE ROYALTY
Michael Jordan -> IDOL CAN JAM HER

WarpRattler -> RAW PRATTLER
David Dayton -> DANDY DIVOT

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #392 on:** April 10, 2010, 02:25:08 AM »

Oh God I Am Not Good With Computer = TOPNOTCH, GOOD-HUMORED WIT AMIGO

Hacker Pikachu 25 · « **Reply #393 on:** April 10, 2010, 06:04:58 AM »

Zero Will Mince Your Butt = CRUELIZE NOW TRIM BY LOUT
Imma Firin Mah Lazar = HMMM! A FAIR ALIZARIN
Its Over Nine Thousand = STUN HONORED VANITIES

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #394 on:** April 10, 2010, 06:31:18 AM »

Quote from: Weegee on April 09, 2010, 11:17:51 PM

Bird Person -> [HOLY [dukar]; SEE FOR YOURSELF] (ultra lol)

I did, and lost hard.

"Cole Mcgrath's anagram name is GLEAM CROTCH"
"Samus Aran's anagram name is ARM AS ANUS"

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #395 on:** April 10, 2010, 07:32:31 AM »

It's safe to say I lost, to the site in general and to BP's alternate name (though in a different fashion).

WarpRattler · « **Reply #396 on:** April 10, 2010, 09:14:34 AM »

BP's alternate name is even better when you type in his real name as well, but I didn't lose.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #397 on:** April 10, 2010, 12:52:41 PM »

Oh, I forgot to mention--for what it's worth, that prostitute warning sign is Italian.

Weegee · « **Reply #398 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:04:24 PM »

Hey! This thing is politically biased:

Republicans -> A SNIPER CLUB (lol, gun control)
Republican -> NUBILE CRAP

Democrats -> SMART CODE
Democrat -> COME! DRAT (huh?)

SolidShroom · « **Reply #399 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:20:51 PM »

Thom Yorke -> OK TO RHYME
William Shatner -> SLIM ALIEN WRATH
Leonard Nimoy -> I'M ONLY A DRONE
Holden Caulfield -> ILL-FOUNDED LEACH
Emily Dickinson -> SKINNY DOMICILE

Weegee · « **Reply #400 on:** April 10, 2010, 01:52:48 PM »

Added several to my initial post.

In before my custom title becomes ULTRA POOR PERVERT.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #401 on:** April 10, 2010, 09:15:38 PM »

Oh God What Is This I Don't Even -> HEIGH-HO! ODD TWISTS INNOVATE
Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Memes -> WEAKISHLY MAIMED GOOEY RUDE
At First I-- And Then I-- -> IT IS INFANT HATRED
Monty Python's Flying Circus -> STRONGLY PSYCHOTIC? I'M FUNNY
Pepperpot -> PEPPER POT
Garfield Vs. Heathcliff -> GRAVEL FISH-FACED FILTH
Fungi Forums -> OFF SMUG RUIN
The Fungi Forums -> I'M HUGE TURNOFFS
Chronicles of Narnia -> FOOL ANARCHIC SINNER
Harry Potter -> TRY HERO PART
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire -> PORTRAY BATTLE OF FRIGHTENED HERO
The Lord of the Rings -> TROD LENGTH OF SHIRE
Dinosaur Planet -> SNARLED UTOPIAN
Whose Line Is It Anyway -> AHOY! INSANELY WISE WIT
Penguinwizard -> UNZIP WEIRD NAG
[my real name] -> HEY! FREAK BENCH

Look Ma, I'm a freak bench!

Luigison · « **Reply #402 on:** April 11, 2010, 07:17:47 AM »

Freak Bench's anagram name is FRANK BEECH. Interesting.

Weegee · « **Reply #403 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:39:39 PM »

Mind you, his real name also includes the letters H-E-Y.

Scientology -> ISN'T ECOLOGY

foxmccloudfan · « **Reply #404 on:** April 11, 2010, 12:48:53 PM »

Foxmccloudfan >>> FOX MANFUL COLD