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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #165 on: February 04, 2010, 09:31:57 PM »
I only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #166 on: February 04, 2010, 09:58:48 PM »
Me too, and the halftime show (being a band-nerd'll do that to you).
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #167 on: February 04, 2010, 11:27:37 PM »
Having access to a collective school computer drive in my third period class (I'm on the yearbook staff), I looked at every single couples picture from Winter Ball.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #168 on: February 05, 2010, 08:59:23 AM »
Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because people asked...

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it later :/

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****ed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ****ing beautiful that I watched it twice. (probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy [dukar] went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****ed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ****ing seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #169 on: February 05, 2010, 09:13:33 AM »
... ... ... wow! I lost hard.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2010, 10:02:53 AM by nensondubois »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #170 on: February 05, 2010, 09:31:16 AM »
I lost hard.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #171 on: February 05, 2010, 09:48:26 AM »
Um
every

« Reply #172 on: February 05, 2010, 07:23:21 PM »
Who are you, and what have you done with our Luigison?

But, yeah, that's really... err, something. No further comment.
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« Reply #173 on: February 05, 2010, 07:38:51 PM »
Cool copypasta.

A shame you couldn't add something about your kids and wife to make it seem real.
As a game that requires six friends, an HDTV, and skill, I can see why the majority of TMK is going to hate on it hard.

« Reply #174 on: February 05, 2010, 07:52:03 PM »
Alright, you fooled us. Your uncharacteristic profanity should've tipped me off.
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ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #175 on: February 05, 2010, 11:13:43 PM »
Someone needs to create a combination "LOL", "facepalm", and "[wtd]?" image to account for how reading that made me feel. What is the origin of that?

Anyway, anyone here ever spontaneously become infatuated with a girl you barely know, even though you neither want to nor feel capable of maintaining a relationship? Because... er, yeah.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #176 on: February 06, 2010, 03:37:05 AM »
I <3 sexy hugging, HAHAHAAHahahahahAHaAHAHah, lmfao.!!!
I only watch [adult swim]

foxmccloudfan

  • Guess who's banned!!!
« Reply #177 on: February 06, 2010, 02:28:22 PM »
I only watch the Super Bowl for the commercials.
I don't even watch the super bowl. I'm not much of a sports person.
Guess who's back!!!

« Reply #178 on: February 06, 2010, 06:15:46 PM »
The building I live in is a sort of triplex, with one apartment at ground level and two above it. I'm in one of the top ones, so the door to my house is on an elevated porch with one other door. Due to the slight overhang of the roof, whenever a fresh snow falls, there's still a six inch zone of clear ground up against the edge of the house. When this happens, I always carefully squeeze out of my door and creep along the wall to my neighbor's door, staying in the snowless zone. Once I'm in front of their door, I then proceed on my normal way. So there are never footprints leaving my door, and my neighbor sees footprints leaving their house even though they're going out for the first time.

« Reply #179 on: February 06, 2010, 10:57:36 PM »
That is really awesome.

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