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In here you ask me for some food, and I'll cook it and I'll give it to you. Today's special: Roasted Raging Gogeta
It''s ah me marioguy!
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I'll have...*Two thugs walk up to me* Thug 1: Gimme your money! Me: But I...*BAM! WHACK! CRUSH! SHATTER! SNAP-IN-HALF!!!* Ow! On second thought i'll just have a cup of ice. COUGH!*Tooth flies out*
Who said being physicaly impossible is physicaly impossible?-Me using AR on SMS
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Sorry we only have food imported from the finest places in the world, and dnL. But here's a roasted Raging Gogeta.
It''s ah me marioguy!
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*MarioBro64 falls on the ground and dies* Next costimer come order.
It''s ah me marioguy!
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*horse walks into the bar*
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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This is not the bar. *horse walks into the restraunt* Yum food! *cooks horse like how Kirby does it in Kirby Super Star*
It''s ah me marioguy!
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I feel like a sandwich.
Who said being physicaly impossible is physicaly impossible?-Me using AR on SMS
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Well, come to think of it, you do vaguely look like one...
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So, Horse...why the long face?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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Is this marioguy's restaurant, or marioguy's restraint? Oh wait, never mind, if there's a horse, it HAS to be a restaurant...
I love being a turtle!
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Well I know I smell like an onion limberger sandwich
Who said being physicaly impossible is physicaly impossible?-Me using AR on SMS
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*hands bottle of dnL to horse* It's a party! YAY! *everyone starts to party*
It''s ah me marioguy!
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Bringin' down the house YAAAAAAYYY!!!
Who said being physicaly impossible is physicaly impossible?-Me using AR on SMS
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I'll have a dnL with vodka in it. Yatta!
dnL Pwnz j00.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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I think it was dumb to put caffeine in dnL.
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I want a fried Shyguy extra cheese and a koopa koffee.
And pie.
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*sigh* CW, when will you ever learn?
Anything + Caffeine = Better Anything.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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Here's your fried shy guy with cheese and coffee.
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I'm form TMK Dept. of Health and this restaurant failed to pass the rating system. It will be closed due to its Rating of "F." Good day.
Only a fool scoffs at the laws of Ushido. *Takes out Katana* The might of righteousness will overcome the wrath of evil. *Eats slice of Pizza* My cause is worthy. Meow! I am the Samurai Pizza Cat!
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What is the "F" rating mean?
X-Box and PS2 Suck with a capital "S".
Edited by - nintendofreak on 9/23/2003 7:38:31 PM
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"Anything + Caffeine = Better Anything"
NOT if you get kidney stones!
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I got a great food idea, fried cat! *cooks Meowrio* *everyone starts eating*
It''s ah me marioguy!
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Yum it's meow-o-licious...Wait! *Pukes* Could you please give me a Kerokero cola
News Flash!: A 106.4% chance of this day sucking.
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10: Run
20: Lbl CHECKSIT
30: Check situation
40: Goto(correct situation)
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394000: Goto STONEGO
394010: Lbl STONECHK
394020: If Kindey Stones=0
394030: Then
394040: Disregard Luigison's last comment
394050: Post rebuttal
394060: Goto GATE9850
394070: End
394080: If Kidney Stones Not = 0
394090: Then
394100: Agree with Luigison
394110: Goto GATE9850
394120: End
394130: Lbl STONEGO
394140: If Insane Steve Have Kidney Stones = False
394150: 0->Kidney Stones
394160: Else
394170: 1->Kidney Stones
394180: Goto STONECHK
394190: Lbl GATE9850
394200: Goto CHECKSIT
Bleh... I've been messing with the TI-86 WAY too much.
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I don't have kindey stones. Hence, caffeine is still fun.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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Ooh, GoTo? You're gonna get some serious spaghetti code, there.
Go Moon!
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I always had the darndest time not using GoTo with my 89, but I always managed not to use the dratted thing. Tempting, at first, though...very tempting. Especially because lives aren't at stake; I need lives at stake here, people.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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Chef marioguy is now preparing his next meal, Spicy Meowrio served Chef marioguy's Special Super Sauce.
It''s ah me marioguy!
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Wait, this topic is killing people? DELETE THIS!
AIM name: donotcare95
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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Cats aren't people!
It''s ah me marioguy!
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Ok Marioguy stop this.
You can't cook me i'm a ghost :P
*Revives every dead person and puts marioguy in jail*
Ok someone close this topic!
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"Ooh, GoTo? You're gonna get some serious spaghetti code, there."
I've never had any problems using GoTo in my low-quality programs I make on the TI-86 - why is everyone so against the concept of the GoTo command?
And don't close this topic. I need to learn why GoTo is bad.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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I don't know if I can explain it well, but I'll try...
GoTo isn't bad, per se, it just lacks organization. Most programs are built upon a main function, which contains conditions, loops, and all that rot. There are also independant functions which can be called and executed, returning afterward to the original place in the code. To use GoTo... the program jumps from any point in the code to any other. A single label could be referred to by any number of points. You may have a clear idea on what's going on at the start, but as things get more complex, or if you come back to it after time, it may not be clear as to what's what, or where. To add new code, logical progression may not exist, and so you may end up having to root through masses of pointing GoTo's just to get a linear sense. And then debugging... can be a whole other issue.
But that's just general. For all I know, you could be making some very logical code using GoTo.
...And I've also tried coding on the TI-86, and it's true that GoTo always seems the best way to get any sort of direction, as it's quite difficult to discern betwixt nested loops.
...And have you ever noticed, on the TI-86, how eventually, after using enough GoTo's, things start to slow down? I think perhaps it holds the position data from each GoTo it goes through, though I've never found a command to send it back...
Go Moon!
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GoTo has been proven pointless. Using flawless logic, people found that anything GoTo can do, other functions can do and make it look nicer and actually follow a flow. Modern programmers regard GoTo as the devil, and its use is universally frowned upon. I don't even know why modern languages like VB.NET still include it.
But for the love of programming, don't use it.
EDIT: This is the original groundbreaking article that started the revolution.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 9/26/2003 12:29:09 PM
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I don't mind goto. I tend to use it. Maybe I'm a COMPLETE AMATEUR, but still...
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...I'm still stuck in the old BASIC days.
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Go complete amateur programmers! (I am one, too. My best "effort" is a casino game that plays blackjack, roulette, and horse racing... it's somewhat like a text version of the game "Vegas Stakes". Yes, people do confront you in my game, too. I do have a working slot machine, too. My current game is a terrible RPG that is done with horribly inefficent coding that a good programmer could do with 1/3 the memory...)
Yes, I can create decent programs with GoTo. Although that is because I'm not a good programmer and thus cannot find ways to avoid the GoTo function.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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I agree that using Go To is bad practice, but I use function in a similiar bad way.
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2+2=5
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You can sure forget about me eating there!
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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
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CLOSE THIS TOPIC!
AIM name: donotcare95
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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No! GoTo Discussion is cool!
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Yea. Go GoTo! Errr... I mean, DIE GOTO! Yea, that's it.
I really need to learn how to program without GoTo.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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Just remember there is nothing you can do with it that you can't do with something else, so it is completely useless. Go For loops and Until statements!
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!â€
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Are you going to argue about GoTo or are you going to order something?
It''s ah me marioguy!
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*chicken walks in* I feel like some Kung Pao Chicken! *grabs chicken and takes it to the kitchen* Come and get it!
It''s ah me marioguy!
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Actually, I DID order something. I believe I asked for a dnL with vodka and I still have yet to get it...
Ok, I'll try Until and Loops. I know a bit about loops, but I need to get acquainted with the Until function a bit better.
Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
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I'm back and I'm waiting for your orders.
I''''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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It's about time! ;) I'll have a Mushroom Burger!
Me: *Sniff* Ah! The smell of victory!
Some guy: No, thats the fact that you haven''t flushed the toilet in 5 months!
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Here you go. The fungi is growing on the buns.
I''''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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Id like a sadib100, super size, with extra Killa of PS2s.
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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
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Here you go. That's today's special!
I''''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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HELLO?! We're still open!
I''''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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Mmmmmmm burger......
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Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
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May I set up a raffle stand to win my model railroad layout?
BTW, I'll have a Sprite Remix.
Stupid inventions- Ejector seat for helicopters.
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Here is your Spite Remix. You can make a raffle stand. *drinks bottle of dnL*
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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I'd like a closed topic...with a side of delete!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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Here's a gernade. Notice how I glued it to your hand and I pulled out the pin already.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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Wow. It's a good thing that's a gernade, and not a grenade. *whew*
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I know here's a grenade. *hands pin to CW* Ahhhhh, I have the gernade in my hands. *throws grenade into the Krud on a Bun Restraunt* *grenade explodes* That pin is really a piece of Kung Pao Chicken that's shaped liked a pin. *eats piece of king pao chicken that looks like a pin*
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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For the 3rd time - I want a dnL with vodka in it.
Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
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Here you go.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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I would like some apple pie...
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Before you make fun of someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so when you make fun of them, you''ll be a mile away and you''ll have their shoes!
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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Here you go. We just got some more fresh Roasted Raging Gogeta.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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We're now serving fresh food, and the ingridients are imported from all around the worlk.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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Worlk-wide ingridients? Wow! I always dreamed of ingrIdients from all around the worlK!
I want a bowl of cat. From the worlk, of course! What exactly IS a worlk, anyways?
Stupid Quotes: (6th edition)
"I honestly don`t see how the Cubs can lose the [National League Championship Series]. I mean, the Cubs are up by 3 games, and Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are pitching Games 6 and 7 at home. As bad as they`ve choked in the past, there is absolutely no way that the Cubs can lose this series to the Florida Marlins."
~Me, failing to see how badly the Cubs really can still choke, even today.
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I'll have a blurp shishkabob, with extra spinys and some watermelon seeds for later.
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Here you go.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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There are hardly any watermelon seeds here.
(don't tell me you've got monkeys back there wink,wink,,,.
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I'll have 2 eggs *every looks at him* What?! Their hard boiled eggs! * Everyone still looks at him* Fine i'll just have a pizza *mumbles* perverts...
Go Power Rangers!
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I'll have a Roasted Raging Killa of PS2.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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Here you go. A pizza and a Roarted Killa of PS2.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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Thank you. Didn't you mean imported from all around the world? It says worlk. What's the worlk?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
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hello?
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
Oh, and Lizard Dude:"And there was this great Food Festival! Did you know that food this and food that...."-jon
Please unban me from #tmk. I promise to stop being so annoying.
CATS:ALL YOUR LOWER SURFACE ARE HEARING TO US
CATS:YOU CREDIT NO PROBABILITY TO SURVIVING FORMING YOUR TIME.
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Yeah, whatever.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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I got a new meal. Mushrooms stuffed with baby shrimp, exotic cheese, and fire flower sauce.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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Come on peoplem, and order something.
I''m the chef of the Fungi Forums!
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I just came back to the forum today to see what's happening.
Spam. I don't want this.
So, Bye again.
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I want some Oreos.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
...v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
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(I come in) I'm lost. Do you know the way to the North Pole? Cause I need to see Santa right away!!
Why does everybody torture me? Soon I will rule the world! And then you'll be sorry!!
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IS ANYONE HERE?!?!?!? Anyway, I'll have a roasted toasted PB&J.
I have the latest news. Did you know that:
The average person picks thier nose 8 times a day.
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I'll have a slice of pie with discarded medical needles and a rusty dagger baked in.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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The owner of this restauroom...er, restaurant, seems to have disappeared from the forums.
Edited by - nintendofreak on 1/13/2004 11:12:26 PM
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Not care, want death pie.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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Here's your death pie. I put extra cocane for your suicide.
It''s ah me marioguy!
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marioguy's back!
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Oooooh the colors.... pink fuzzy creatures are crawling on my face. Must burn them off. Aaah, the soothing glow of fire always sooths me like a glowing uhhh.... fire.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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(I come in) Hello. I'm from The Department of Health. I've come to inspect this restaurant.
Edited by - Nintendo Boy on 1/15/2004 2:50:32 PM
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I'd eat here but Sadib would probably spit in my food.
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Down with newbies!
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*kills and cooks Nintendo Boy* Hey, in this restraunt you're the cutomer and you deservere the upmost respect. Here have some roasted Nintendo Boy.
It''s ah me marioguy!
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We now have fresh cuco.
It''s ah me marioguy!
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I'll have some deep fried batter, with a side of dipping sause.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
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I'll have the usual.
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I'm bringing back this topic from beyond the grave!
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Please, restraun yourself.
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That is the worst pun I've ever heard. I hate you.
No, this isn't a big bump.
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You can get anything you want
At Mario's Restaraunt
Nor was this a pointless post.
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Can you make me a carbonated cheese drink?
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Hmm... I`ll have toast and water
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Here's your corbonic cheese juice and toaster water.