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WarpRattler

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« Reply #75 on: May 31, 2011, 12:17:16 AM »
>go UPSTAIRS

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #76 on: May 31, 2011, 12:18:55 AM »
You are too hungry to go upstairs.

Hunger is now 75%.

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

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« Reply #77 on: May 31, 2011, 12:22:12 AM »
> Eat food stuck in KEYBOARD.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

« Reply #78 on: May 31, 2011, 12:23:51 AM »
Your hunger is satisfied, but you get Cheeto dust in your eyes in the process.

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« Reply #79 on: May 31, 2011, 12:25:50 AM »
> Equip COSPLAY GOGGLES.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2011, 12:30:40 AM »
You left your COSPLAY GOGGLES in your other text adventure.

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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2011, 12:33:16 AM »
>GOTO OTHER TEXT ADVENTURE
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

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« Reply #82 on: May 31, 2011, 12:35:43 AM »
You can't get there from here!

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« Reply #83 on: May 31, 2011, 12:41:30 AM »
> Craft COSPLAY GOGGLES out of STUFF LYING AROUND.
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

BP

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« Reply #84 on: May 31, 2011, 12:43:12 AM »
Great work now you look like a tool

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

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« Reply #85 on: May 31, 2011, 12:51:06 AM »
> Climb out WINDOW..
"I was going to post and say "I have one of those!" because I recognized the hair immediately, but then the rest of the pic loaded and I nearly spit my drink out."
1-800-COLLECT: SAVE A BUCK OR TWO!!

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #86 on: May 31, 2011, 01:01:13 AM »
[dukar], son! You fall out of a tower into a lake of your least-favorite flavor of Kool-Aid! And it's teeming with sharks wearing your least favorite color of necktie!!!

What do?

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All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

WarpRattler

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« Reply #87 on: May 31, 2011, 01:18:40 AM »
>be glad these are nerve sharks

The Chef

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« Reply #88 on: May 31, 2011, 11:52:02 AM »
You are very happy to know that the sharks in question are nerve sharks, but you are still swimming in lemon-flavored Kool-Aid. You know that once you get out of this everyone will make pee jokes and it'll take hours to wash off the stickiness.

What will you do now?

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WarpRattler

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« Reply #89 on: May 31, 2011, 11:55:45 AM »
>wait, lemon isn't my least-favorite Kool-Aid flavor, orange is

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