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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Glorb on May 07, 2009, 12:05:50 PM
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The year is 20X9, which is far in the future of mankind. Space is a dangerous frontier where aliens, space criminals, and Muslims live.
Your class can be a Space Cop, Space Criminal, Space Mutant, Cowboy, Rapper, or Space Pirate.
The story starts off where you're on like a spaceship or something and it's career day.
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I'll be a Raper.
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Since my ancestor, Captain Morgan, was a pirate, I will carry on his "great" legacy and become a Space Pirate.
I'm a space pirate from Metroid, right? That's what I'm assuming.
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I'm a Space Cop. I'm patrolling a rough area of the Galaxy and yes I AM looking for trouble. For a weapon I have a nuclear revolver.
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I can't be a Space Cowboy? I can only be a lame old regular cowboy?
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Precisely. You become a Space Cowboy when you reach level nine.
Out of nowhere, someone from the crowd pulls a SPACE GUN!
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OK, I'm a Cowboy. I grab the SPACE GUN with my LASER Lasso.
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I do some singing and raping to distract the crowd. I roll for Bard abilities.
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CrossEyed successfully rolls out of the way of the oncoming Bard Abilities, which is maybe some kind of alien.
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I jump on my Starcycle and hightail it outta there!
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I chase after Rao. I roll for my Fast Running skill.
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I attack CrossEyed7 with my sword that's kind of like a lightsaber but not really.
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I kind of get hit by it except totally not.
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CrossEyed grabs onto Rao's cycle and gets carried to the nearby space station. Meanwhile, some Space Mutants crash the party!!!!!!
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I adopt a Russian accent to fit in on the space station.
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I throw CrossEyed7 out the nearest airlock because I don't wanna get raped.
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While floating around in space, CrossEyed comes across a mysterious obelisk. CrossEyed now has +3 Rape Ability.
Meanwhile, the Space Mutants all gang up on PL.
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I rescue PL with my powers.
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I decide I reeeaally don't want to know CE rescued PL.
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I start firing my sweet gun at anyone doing anything illegal.
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TEM's gun hits some guy doing cocaine, which isn't technically illegal in space. Thus, he gets arrested by his own men.
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I lay down a sick rape beat, Eminem style, to pass the time.
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TEM's gun hits some guy doing cocaine, which isn't technically illegal in space. Thus, he gets arrested by his own men.
Why does he decide what happened! I quit!
I kill myself in prison my hanging myself with a space belt.
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TEM is resurrected as a Level 1 Space Zombie by a Space Necromancer in a nearby Space Graveyard following his terrestrial funeral.
PL is sentenced to six Space Days in Space Prison and stripped of his equipment, but has a %40 percent chance of escaping if the guard is asleep.
CrossEyed gets to roll a two-sided die to determine if the crowd finds his beat dope, or wack.
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The die lands on its corner.
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The guard is indeed asleep, so I try to escape. However, I run into a space witch crying in a darkened corner! What in the world will happen next?!
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Space Francis emerges from the nearby shadows and causes a ruckus. The Space Witch mauls him to death, giving PL a chance to escape.
Back at the space ship, Rao is accosted by a mean-looking cactus.
The crowd finds CrossEyed's beat aight. I mean, he's a raper, so for what it's worth, it was reasonably dope.
CrossEyed gains the initiative, whatever that means.
(BTW, Space Zombies gain one level for every human they eat. Just sayin'.)
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I sell the initiative to the nearest cosmic merchant. How much money do I get for it?
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The merchant gives CrossEyed7 no money, but then I show up and stab him in the heart with my sword that's kind of like a lightsaber but not really. Unfortunately, the merchant turns out to be my own father.
CrossEyed7: +0 money
PaperLuigi: -1 family member
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I write a song for PL to show my gratitude and attempt to console him on his loss.
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PaperLuigi: +1 Morale.
PaperLuigi and CrossEyed7 team up to take out the local mutant gang!
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From inside his spooky warehouse that has chains dangling from the ceiling, the Space Mutant Gang Leader decides that PL and CE are two dogs that must be put down.
PaperLuigi & CrossEyed: +2 Space Bounty
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PaperLuigi and CrossEyed approach the mutant's hideout. They kill the conveniently unarmed guard and enter the hideout.
PaperLuigi and CrossEyed: +10 Space Bounty
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I give PL a hug that lasts a little too long, due to clashing cultural standards. Hilarity ensues.
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PL and CE: +2 Hilarity.
Suddenly, a frisky cactus appears!
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I put gloves on and frisk it.
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steven9wii want role in game."paper luigi" No!!! "steven9wii" ok :(
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Steven9wii teams up with CrossEyed and PaperLuigi, but is promptly shanked by a gangster space mutant.
Steven9wii: -2 health
CrossEyed and PaperLuigi: +2 lolwut
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Steven9wii waits in the space hospital to recover, but dies.
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PaperLuigi and CrossEyed: +2 sadness
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Steven9ghost want roll in game!!
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PaperLuigi assassinates Glorb, against my wishes.
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+0 wii piints for StevenJwii
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Being assassinated, I guess I can't be SPACE MASTER anymore. I pass the torch to
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Steven9Wii!
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i am the newSPACE MASTER!!! bow(ser) behalf of Thee
x2 life points
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Plot necessity resurrects Glorb.
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...as a SPACE MASTER?
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Yes! Well, maybe not.
PaperLuigi, Glorb and CrossEyed7: +2 confusion