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Title: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Themetaknight on April 16, 2014, 10:57:14 PM
So, what do you think? My favorite is this.

“IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!”
-Shy Guy, Mario Super Sluggers
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: BP on April 17, 2014, 03:37:17 AM
When you meet Cudgel in Super Paper Mario and get to make him scream something profane in the largest of fonts.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: jdaster64 on April 17, 2014, 07:38:52 AM
Probably Harhall saying something like "Isn't that so much fun you could dye?" in Superstar Saga.  Or anything Wario said in Mario Kart 64, either version, if we're including voice acting.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Suffix on April 17, 2014, 08:52:19 AM
Superstar Saga's a good source for funny lines. Take most of what Fawful says, for instance... Not that he needs any introduction.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Toad on April 17, 2014, 09:03:43 AM
I kind of like that opening to Bowser's letter in Mario Party.. 7 I think..

"Weather is here. Wish you were good.."
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Tavros on April 17, 2014, 06:59:05 PM
Your princess is in another castle
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: TheMightyThor on April 17, 2014, 07:27:23 PM
I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Luigison on April 17, 2014, 09:01:59 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Flegendsoflocalization.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F11%2Fsuper-paper-mario-message-board-e.jpg&hash=3c2a0d11e5703dd1dd5e9cda910a7242)
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 19, 2014, 06:20:05 PM
Hey, you!
How about lending me
your clothes?
No dice?!
What a drag.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Weegee on April 19, 2014, 07:42:58 PM
[Unintelligible quasi-Italian babbling]
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Plumbers Helper on May 06, 2014, 09:12:45 PM
"Hey! What's your beef, pal?" -Goombella

Ever since reading that, I always substitute the word "problem" with "beef". It’s just a cool bit of slang that you don't hear too often anymore.


Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Toad on May 07, 2014, 12:35:16 AM
Nobody wants to upset the vegans.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: TheMightyThor on May 07, 2014, 07:48:56 PM
CARNIST BLOODMOUTH SCUM
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Koopakrusher on May 13, 2014, 09:42:11 PM
"Hey! The Mario Bros. NEVER give up! You never know when an idea could hit ya!" (This alone is a motivational quote I like to follow to this day)

..."YOSHI TO RESCUE!! *jumps on Mario & Luigi's heads!*
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 16, 2014, 02:39:54 PM
"Get ready for a whole new way to experience pain, you junior-varsity losers!”-Lord Crump

I don't know why I find that insult so intriguing. Also, any quote from Paper Mario: TTYD is generally good.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: TheMightyThor on May 16, 2014, 04:39:59 PM
I know, right? "Your progress has been saved!" What a knee-slapper!
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 16, 2014, 10:55:51 PM
"generally good"
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: TheMightyThor on May 17, 2014, 07:21:43 AM
I know, I-I was just trying to be funny...
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Toad on May 18, 2014, 11:56:05 AM
"You must be the Great Hero

impersonator!"

I know it's from a less popular Paper Mario game (Super Paper Mario) but it still had it's moments.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: BP on May 18, 2014, 06:20:24 PM
SPM wasn't bad, it just has a few tiny things that could've been different that would've made it amazing.

[pretend something Lubba said is here to make validate post's existence]
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: n64forever on June 15, 2014, 09:34:53 AM
My favorite comes from Super Mario RPG for SNES.

"Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee?"

This is when Mario is trying to punch everything in sight (I think in the forest) and Mallow scolds him.

To make things better, I played this game shortly after I had a student teacher whose name was Mr. Lee. He looked almost exactly like Bruce Lee, only younger (his name actually did begin with a B, but it was Brian or something like that). Having this guy fresh in my mind, the quote made me almost pass out laughing. Got a few funny looks from my dog over that!! Not sure what happened to Mr. Lee after that though--never had him as a sub or anything the next year.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Luigison on June 15, 2014, 09:52:38 AM
Superstar Saga had the greatest quotes of all Mario games IMHO. 

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fblogs.ocweekly.com%2Fheardmentality%2Ffawful.JPG&hash=a90bfeebec0998ce1298c77c17306237)

Is it available for Wii U yet? 
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: BP on June 15, 2014, 04:19:45 PM
Yeah.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Luigison on June 15, 2014, 04:43:26 PM
Yeah.
It that is an answer to my question, I expect to have mustard levels of fun this Summer!  I think my daughter will get a kick out of Superstar Saga. 
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: isoldmyname on June 19, 2014, 08:00:37 PM
"You know most people use something called a DOOR to get in and out of their houses..."-Toad. Also (and i know this is not a quote) the part in Super Mario RPG when Mallow reunites with his father, Mario and the camera wait outside. A half second later, Mario pulls out an umbrella and it starts to rain. I went hysterical.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: BP on June 20, 2014, 02:03:35 AM
I think my daughter will get a kick out of Superstar Saga.

I'm probably gonna cave and get it next time I feel like playing the game, too, because I just love pausing every so often to draw a sort of reaction to a screenshot for Miiverse, usually involving putting words into the silent characters' mouths

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.gyazo.com%2F8c8a1c3c1bcfa6ab4189bc3f8d89336b.png&hash=2d5091f882ba004064cb88582dec20fe)

Or chickens
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Weegee on June 20, 2014, 02:59:07 PM
Next time someone asks you to draw NSFW material, send them that picture of Ness wth his mouth stuffed full of cock.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: Jman on June 28, 2014, 08:51:46 PM
I kind of like that opening to Bowser's letter in Mario Party.. 7 I think..

"Weather is here. Wish you were good.."

I wonder if that's a reference to Jimmy Buffet?  "The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful..."
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: H4rbert on August 29, 2014, 12:33:07 PM
Super Mario Bros. 2j has a solid quote at the end.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1293.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fb600%2FIgendjur%2F84prinsessan_zps5310f8f3.png&hash=5b20c132a6ca7fa0eb9edbd0507c272e)
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: bobbysq1337 on August 29, 2014, 12:41:02 PM
Quote
Luigi
Only hero

Peach has always known.
Title: Re: Favorite Quote in Mario
Post by: The Chef on August 29, 2014, 09:02:45 PM
Nah, she's just remarking on the fact that there's no 2 Player mode.