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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Matty_G33 on April 18, 2007, 07:53:00 PM
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You write your own paragraph or sentence and then send. You can't edit or post again till somebody has posted after you. Start and end with a ... each time.
Letsa go...
One day, Mario and Luigi were walking across a local park and they both found a piece of
candy on the ground. "Hey, a piece of candy!" Mario said. "It's mine!" shouted Luigi.
The two bros. argued against each other over the candy...
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(Finally, something with no limits...)
..when all of a sudden the candy transformed into a giant monstrous candy-coated ant! "I am the King of all Sugar Ants!" in bellowed in a loud, booming, annoying voice. Mario and Luigi weren't sure what this beast's motives were, but they were ready if it tried to pull any nefarious deeds.
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...fourtunately Luigi had a grenade in his pocket, and he threatened the beast to transform into a simple piece of candy. But...
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........the beast had these huge bazookas in his back pocket, and pulled them out loaded with a few Tsar Bombas (if you guys don't know what a Tsar Bomba is, it's the code name for the most powerful nuke ever detonated; in other words, the strongest weapon ever). The beast fired them straight at Luigi and they exploded.
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...then Mario was caught in the impact and the bros suddenly died. On the Map Screen, Mario and Luigi were discussing how they could finish "Ghetto World 4" and head to the castle...
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...which was made of a strange, gooey substance! The Bros. were naturally confuzzled, until...
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They found a pidgeon, the Bros. asked it to take them to the garage of the castle, inside they found the back door to the sticky, gooey castle.
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The gooey stuff was really taffy, as it was run by the candy-beast's boss, who was a maker of sweets.
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The boss was hungry, so he ate his own sweets and got diabetes.
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(End with ...!!!)
But then the Mario Bros. turned around to go to the TOP SECRET AREA to...
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Area 52. And no, you don't have to end with "..."
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Which contained an egg that supposedly came from another planet.
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But the egg was actually a Yoshi egg, and so it hatched and ate all the ...'s from everyones posts, thus making it grow up to be an adult, then Mario jumped on and rode into the sunset.
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Mario then slammed into the sun, which was made out of a cardboard box. Yoshi then freaked out and exploded because he thought he was in Yoshi's Story all over again.
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But when Yoshi exploded, he opened up a PORTAL TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!! But which one? we'll see... Oh, I forgot... Mario was shot into the air and never fell down because of the explosion.
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...and Luigi was persistently calling for Mario, and eventually stumbled into a mansion.
"No! Not again!"
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But then everyone jumped into the universe portal, sending them all into... THE NEVER ENDING ROCK PAPER SCISORS GAME!!! Everyone screamed madly as thousands of things tried to kill them.
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Suddenly a gigantic freezer bit the world.
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Then Mario screamed "WHAT IS GOING ON?!!!!". Suddenly, all that was ridiculous stopped.
Mario pulled two shotguns and passed one to Luigi, who was armed with a vaccum cleaner.
"It's time..." said Luigi, who was holding that same grenade...
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This caused a giant pothole to open up, sucking in everyone, BUT the giant... freezer.
They got spit out in... ARKENSAS or something.
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...Mario and Luigi suddenly died, then the went back to the map screen.
"What's gonna happen now?" said Mario. "Is Sonic gonna appear with Darth Sidious Powers?"
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"Yup," said Sonic, and the two began a light-saber battle.
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...and Luigi looked into his pocket and found more grenades. He threatened Sonic with them, who had stopped. Mario decapitated Sonic and Luigi blew up the corpse with a grenade.
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...Sonic respawned and, while still blinking with invincibility, sighed. "I say, old chap, that was dashedly unsporting. Care to have a go at it again?", he said. Suddenly, the blinking wore off, and Mario readied his shotgun. But before he could fire, there was a deep rumbling from behind him...
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And then a giant worm made a giant hole behind them, and then the worm jumped out and ate all of Luigi's grenades. This made him explode.
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So worm meat landed everywhere, and the poor people never went hungry again. Now Mario and Luigi had to finish their lightsaber battle against Sonic. However, it turned out that it was all just a ploy by Eggman and Bowser so they could take over the universe using the plotholes and the gigantic freezer.
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Eggman had put the freezer on "Low" Which caused the world to melt.
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And the world was saved...for about 10 seconds. Meanwhile, I set out collecting Fred Savage's 80s movies.
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Jman had to find all t he Fred Savage movies because conveniently enough, that was the very thing that could defeat the plotholes! At the same time, however, Mario and Sonic had to deal with the giant freezer which melted the world. The plumber and the hedgehog had to venture through space to find a way to stop Eggman and Bowser as well as repair the world (Super Mario & Sonic Adventure Galaxy).
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....while Luigi was rejected...again. "Why? Why does this always happen? I'll have to make my own adventure then!"
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So Luigi decided to call his adventure, "Luigi's Mansion 2" But it didn't involve anything about mansions... so he was sued 30'000'000 times. This made him so poor, he had to eat worm meat.
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So Luigi was looking for a job so he can go off the worm meat diet, and get some real food. He diceded he wanted to be a member of the ghostbusters since he has some experience of getting ghosts
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But, sadly... he was rejected, for being too "afraid of ghosts to actually catch ghosts".
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And so Luigi set out to get revenge. Turning on Alice Cooper's "No More Mister Nice Guy" and wearing his old leather jacket, Luigi readied his shotgun and kicked down the door of his apartment as phase 1 of his scheme. For phase 2...
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He was goina blow the head off that girl who was at the office for making him wait so long to visit the ghostbusters.
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For Phase 3, he decided to join Mario and Sonic in their quest through space whether they liked it or not! Luigi still had a lot of catching up to do, as his brother and the blue hedgehog were already halfway to Eggman and Bowser's evil space lair. Meanwhile, down on Earth, Jman only had one more Fred Savage movie left to find, but...
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A nerdy obsesed Fred Savage fan had and wasn't goina let anyone have it so Jman had to find a way to steal it
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So Jman decided to steal it... at 12:00 midnight... in a ninja suit.
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The clock hits 12:00 and Jman runs out his house running to the nerdy guys house which is his neighbor.
he shoots a grappling hook on his top house window and climbs in, he goes down stairs to see the nerdy guy............
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Holding a giant shotgun. He then pulls down a zipper on his forehead... REVEALING HE'S ACTUALLY Luigi!
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Luigi shoots the nerd and finds a zip on corpse's forehead...realizing it was Tails! "Who cares about that attention seeker?" says Luigi. Deezer pops out of nowhere and takes a picture. "This is mint!" he says.
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Then Deezer grabs a zipper on his own forehead, and pulled it down, revealing that he was... Jman!! Then he wacked luigi, stole Tail's copy of Fred Savage's movie, and he completed his quest!
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Now all Jman had to do was build a cannon to launch the Fred Savage movies into the plotholes as they were heading towrards Earth. Meanwhile Mario and Sonic had just reached Eggman and Bowser's evil lair in space, when...
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When Mario pulled down his pants, and farted a mighty fart.
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Thus breaking down the door to the base. Sonic and Mario ventured forth and encountered a room full of roboticized Koopa Troopas. While this fight scene went underway, Jman was down on Earth looking for the right parts to build his world-saving cannon. So...
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Mario and Sonic then shouted somthing in japanese. The MechKoopas all then said, "DOES NOT COMPUTE!" and exploded. So they continued...
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..into the next room, which had a roboticized Petey Piranha. Mario and Sonic needed to come up with a good strategy for this battle. Down on Earth, Jman had just found the last part to the Fred Savage Movie Cannon (FSMC) when...
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...Sonic tried to pull down his pants and fart a mighty fart, but he had no pants. So he ran to the nearest closet to find a pair. when Sonic found one he exploded in anger because the had a coffee stain on them.
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So sonic decided anouther way to destroy Petey Pirhana, by.......
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Teaming up with Mario to do a move that was a combination of the Spin Dash and Spin Jump, which obliterated the robo-Petey's head. At the same time on Earth, Jman...
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Jman was loading his Cannon...
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..and proceeded to shoot down the plotholes one by one until they were all gone. Earth was saved, but now Mario and Sonic had to infiltrate Bowser and Eggman's base.
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Mario and Sonic seemed to be lost in this weird maze thingy. Sonic did nothing but run laps. But Mario was playing his DS, until the battery went dead, he got furious so he cancelled this mission and went to the menu screen, desperate to find a charger, this led him to Deezer's Fortress, he needed to find a way to infiltrate the fort. Sonic was still running laps, his shoes had disintegrated.
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"Wow," I thought. "Who'd ever have thought that a bunch of movies starring that kid from The Wonder years could save the planet from temporary disaster?"
I quietly thanked Fred Savage, and was on my way, possibly to return again, to close up more potholes with pointless Disney sequels!
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And so he did. And Sonic was STILL running laps. He caught fire...
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...and then jumped in a nearby cooler of Gatorade to put out the flames. However, from his hiding place, Sonic could see another plot hole opening, one that the others missed (due to a plot hole). Out of it emerged Abraham Lincoln, ready to dish out rail-splittin', patriotic justice, 1800's-style.
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Sonic decided to enlist Lincoln's help to stop Bowser and Eggman, but Mario was still lost as Deezer's Foretress. So...
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...the group pondered for a few hours whether or not Mario was vital in the mission to stop the two villains.
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Eventually they concluded that Mario was needed because he had the best knowledge of Bowser's weak points. So they went into Deezer's Foretress to find him. However, they had to hurry, as unbeknownst to them, Bowser and Eggman were planning to build another gigantic freezer!
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While building the fridge, Bowser accidentlay dropped a piece that was essential. "You idiot!" shouted Eggman. "Don't worry" said Bowser. "We'll talk to the Mother Brain". After walking a long time, they found the stasis tank that holds Mother Brain...
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Mother Brain then said, "WHO WANTS ME?" Which was answered by Bowser saying, "Me"
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Mother Brain paused. "Uh, yeah, whaddaya want? I'm busy...doing stuff." A space piarte walked up to them. "Yeah, quit wasting her time. She's doing....stuff." Bowser pouted. "Nuh-Uh! I had to get through all those floaty balls and lava pits to get here, and I'm not leaving until I get my answers!" Mother brain sighed. "Y'know, you could've used the front door." But Bowser couldn't listen, as he was too busy...
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...... Grating cheese, because you know, evil villians need to eat too.
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Meanwhile, at Deezer's Foretress, Sonic and Lincoln...
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Were discusing who would be a better DanceDanceRevolution player. Lincon said he would, being that he had long legs. But Sonic wasn't going to settle for that, and he said he was fast enough to be better. So the only way to settle it was to find a DDR machine, and play versus!! So they went looking for one...
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..but then they realized that they still had to find Mario. Though fortunately they didn't have to worry about running out of time for now as Bowser put the Gigantic Freezer 2.0 project on hold so he could make macaroni and cheese for Eggman. Then...
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...Samus came through, breaking the door. "Oh no!" she said. "Wrong story!" She left the fortress dissapointed. Meanwhile, Mario had found a AC power outlet and charged his DS. Sonic saw him on the other side, and started running. However, he did not realize that there was a carpet on the floor. Sonic tripped up and fell with aching pain. Lincon went pass him and talked to Mario.
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"Four Score And Seven Years Ago..." He was saying until he got sucked into another plothole. "Well... that was-a useless..." Said Mario as he looked at Sonic sprawled on the carpet in pain...
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Sonic was transported to the local hostpital. But the ambulance tripped on a rug too, It squirmed on the ground, aching. That's when an ambulance took them both away.
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Suddenly, the ambulance crashed. That's it. Until...
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(Ugh...) Another ambulance picked up the ambulance with the ambulance with Sonic in it.
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After many weeks of recovery, Sonic was back on his feet, running laps again, that's when Mario needed to find and snatch the sacred "Golden Crayon" To make Peach the perfect "5 days after earth day" card. "I'll be back." Mario said, "With weapons of mass destruction and a 45 millimeter pistol that shoots shells the size of California, which I currently don't govern,"
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"... I will finally best that Schwarzenegger and become the ruler!!!!! Mwahahaha!"
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Then the Animaniacs ran through the scene, whilst being pursued by Ralph the guard. Ed, Edd and Eddy followed, as another plothole had been established.
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With all of the commotion, nobody seemed to notice that Bowser and Eggman's second gigantic freezer was completed already heading towards Earth. Bowser and Eggman got ready to celebrate their eventual victory by having some baklava.
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Eggman spilled some juice on the gigantic freezers circuit board, making it rumble and explode. Mario and Sonic had won!
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They fell in love, got married, and grew old together. Their peace was interrupted by a large chunk of...
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Logic, as Mario and Sonic never got married or anything like that. It was just Glorb getting high off Turtley Leafs. Seeing this, The Chef sent him to a rehabilitation clinic.
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Glorb was put into the deepest, most repulsive rat-infested room of the asylum for spewing forth such a repulsive idea. Eventually, fanboys found out that Sonic and Mario had never gotten married, and proceeded to get on with their sad, pathetic lives.
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But the Yaoi-loving fangirls were enraged and went after The Chef for doing what he did to Glorb.
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The Yaoi fangirls were crushed by PaperLuigi's huge dumptruck because they're incredibly annoying. PL proceeded to scoop up the remains, smash them into a cinder block using the truck's..........crushing thing, and sell it (the cinder) on ebay.
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I appeared and made a witty comment. Someone had finally done something about annoying fangirls.
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PaperLuigi asked if Jman was the guy who wrote a rant about annoying Yaoi fangirls, since PL had read one written by a dude named Jman just about 5 minutes ago.
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"Okay" said the doctor, "You're free to go." Glorb's eyes got all watery and wobbly and puppy-like. "F...free?" Glorb slowly hobbled out of the rehab clinic, free from his leaf addiction. However, the doctor ran back to him. "Glorb, wait. I was looking at your chart...it appears all that medicinal cocaine we gave you has ruptured your upper spancrius ganklia. You have approximately four seconds to live." And, four seconds later, Glorb was hit by a truck.
Meanwhile, in Great Britain...
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Some dude was looking at a pen.
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"So..." Said the pen. "Do you like bacon?"
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Before the dude could say anything, a plothole appeared. Out came Jman with a pile of movies with Mike Myers in them. "Now to find Austin Powers in Golden Member..." Suddenly, I popped out of the Plothole saying: "Here's Golden Member." "Thanks..." Before Jman could finish what he was saying, PaperLuigi popped out and said "It isn't good to arrange meetings over the internet with..." Before he could finish, a plothole sucked all three of them into...METROID FANDOM LAND!
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Jman was instantly shot by a guy with a lazor, But the Golden Member movie blocked it, "Man that movie is awsome" Said Jman.
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("lazor"? Is that a HR reference?)
However, Jman was then tackled by a guy cosplaying as a Metroid. His brains were about to be sucked out, until the ghost of Glorb returned! Jman looked up in wonder. "Hey, aren't you the ghost of Christmas past?" Glorb shrugged. "Um...maybe?" But this ha no effect on the outcome of Jman's predicament, which was...
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Bad, real bad. He died.
(Yes, Lazor is a Homestar Runner refernce)
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PaperLuigi said "Meh, I'm not really a Metroid fan," so he was sucked into some other fan land.
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This was the YOSHI fan land!
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PaperLuigi came to the island of Yoshis. A sign in the distance read "Welcome to the island of Yoshis," with one word boarded up with wood and nail. He walked a few steps foward and found himself in a crowd.
PL was surrounded by millions of Yoshis.............Millions and millions of very hungry Yoshis............yup, millions upon millions of hungry Yoshis looking for food.............
A huge scream was heard as blood flew everywhere; arms and legs were tossed away from the crowd. PL had become yet another victim of the man-eating Yoshis.
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Then everyone rejoiced with Worcestershire sauce and a copy of origin of species.
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Meanwhile, back in Metroid Fandom Land, I opened a Blue Hatch and saw Kraid...who apparently looked liked if he was really fat, including some moobs. "Disturbing..." I said. The fat creature could only say "I WANT PIE!", rather than slaughtering intruders. Ridley appeared and said "Hey you!" I could say "You're a it!", but I legged it...
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And died. Because your leg got yanked off, and you bled to death.
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The leg woke up in a pentagram in some dude's basement. "Yes!" said the guy, "My spell worked! I am teh mastar wizerd!!!1" But the leg roundhouse-kicked the guy and ran outside to begin a new identity as...
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Leg-Man! But he was sued by Bat-Man for no reason.
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Then Bat-Man was thrown off a cliff by Batman. He celebrated by....
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eating several large containers of banana-flavored yo-gurt.
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But he then relised that it was Jell-O, so he puked, all over Glorb. who was... standing right next to him.
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I dug out from a dirt grave. As I choked on a piece of dirt, I yelled at the person who killed me off.
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Meanwhile, I suddenly went to heaven, and tried to find out who stole my pie, which was missing when Mario and Sonic were on their quest. I said to god "Have you got my pie?" "No, try asking Jesus!" So I came up to him and said "Do you have my pie?" "Yep" "Why, that's so cruel, stealing a pie!" "It's not the only one." "What?" "I stole Kraid's" "Why" "If you return his pie, I will you grant you invincibility!" "Okay, then. When do I respawn where I died?" "Now..."
And I was there...with Kraid's pie...
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In the middle of a room with a giant TV, every Wii game today, plus four Wii-motes with Nunchucks. Then four guys with cloaks walked in. They said...
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"We are teh Gild of teh Mastar Wizerds!! We have come for your collection of Wii stuff!" Suddenly, the door was kicked open, and Glorb and Batman came in, brandishing...
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...an oversized egg, which hatched open to reveal...
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A Lifetime supply of fishsticks, and The Cheat!
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And Kraid managed to find his way to the pie, which he took from me. Jesus said "Here's your invincibility!" The room flashed, and one of the men who was wearing a cloak threw a pike at me. It bounced off. While Glorb was eating his fishsticks, he was like "OMG!" and Batman said "I'm gonna be sued again!" And Glorb did so. He got $400,000, with $70,000 of court fees. Kraid suddenly died, and fell on the cloaked men, while a plothole sucked me and Glorb through...to where PaperLuigi was!
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And then...
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Then's back went out.... AGAIN. But...
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Then a guy with NO face walked in. He said, "" Then screamed, "..."
How can you scream, "...?" Mumbled Masher101 when he walked in randomly.
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Sadly, Masher101 was hit by a truck much in the same manner Glorb was. However, when the scientists were performing an autopsy, they discovered Masher101 was really...
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Fred Savage! Suddenly, it all came full circle. A strange voice could be heard in the background.
"And that's when it hit me, I'd been used as a side plot in a story featuring animated characters. And the worst part was, my friends were nowhere to be found."
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Meanwhile...Sonic relizes that Tails died. He then planned to assassinate Mario and Luigi! "It have must've been them!"
If you think Sonic should kill them, say so.
If you think he should get wasted tomorrow, say so.
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Glorb pressed option 1, but the voice said, "You have chosen option 2." "Aw, con-sarnit!" screamed Glorb.
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Sonic...uh, got wasted and the Mario Bros. joined him in good fun after Luigi brought Tails back to life with some kind of strange crap. But since they were drunk and all, they began to fight with other people inside the bar like Wario, Eggman, The Undertaker and Chuck Norris.
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Meanwhile, Glorb and I were warped randomly into MEGABYTE's Fortress. He said "You shall have a big addiction for Mario games!" He grabbed a serum that would make somebody addicted to jumping plumbers and tried to inject Glorb, but was neutralized by pure Phazon which Jman and Fred Savage dumped onto him...but then MEGABYTE rised out of it, turned green, and was nicknamed "GIGABYTE"!
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GIGABYTE powered up his Evil Ray, but stopped. "Uh....Glorb, why are you drinking the serum?" Glorb stopped in the middle of greedily slurping the liquid out of the needle. "Huh? Oh, I dunno...it was green. Looked tasty." Suddenly, Glorb's innards siezed up, his eyes turned a very slightly different shade of blue, and he started screaming. "Yargh! Me love jumping plumbarz! Me hate Sony!!" Glorb suddenly saw a plumber doing jumping jacks in the corner, and before GIGABYTE could ask what he was doing there, Glorb...
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Attempted to get the plumber to make a mushroom come out of a brick by uppercutting it, then...
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...Kicked down the door of GIGABYTE's office and went on a rampage at Sony's HQ (which was just near GIGABYTE's office). Glorb ran around, breaking windows and kittens alike, and generally making a nuisance of himself. Suddenly, Ken Kutagari, shirtless, muscley, and decked out in combat gear, burst through the door of the bathroom, brandishing a flaming motorcycle. "Alright," he screamed, "Who here's causin' all this ruckus? I was in the middle of a very important business meeting discussing the magical Cancer-curing properties of the PS3!"
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Suddenly, Jman came in, wearing a super hero costume with a big J on it. He punched Ken Kutagari in the face, who just then got knocked the [bleep!] out! Jman used Heat Vision to trace a circle around his victim, who just fell three stories high, and died.
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Crazy Glorb looked at Ken's body, aghast. "I shall avenge thee!" he screamed. Suddenly, Kutagari woke up. "Weren't you just trashing this place earlier?" Glorb folded his arms. "Well, it looks like someone doesn't want to be avenged. I'll just go on my way and avenge someone else." Glorbed walked into the sunset, ready to begin a new adventure...
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...called Super Glorb World! On this adventure, he finds many more friends and enimies, and finds the meaning of life! But at the moment, Deezer has to use his 36k Modem to update TMK...and Mario is not paitent at all...
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And saddly, like always, Glorb got sued millions of times by Nintendo.
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Mr. T pitied the fool, and we all went on with the story. Fred and I had a long, drawn out discussion about his TV show and a possible reunion movie that I could host. Then, Bowser showed up. He was beating up a goomba for repeatedly asking the question, "How do you type with boxing gloves on?"
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Bowser soon shoved a giant spoon into the Goomba's mouth, this made hin throw up and gag.
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Mario than shuddered. "Oh my gosh! An anorexic goomba!"
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Mario then exploded randomly... He didn't follow the rules of Goombas...
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The goomba, shocked by this, eats until it gets obese, and then goes to macdonalds and orders...