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Title: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Matty_G33 on April 30, 2007, 11:11:55 PM
Submit any funny bloopers in.

Like this...

Mario starts 1-1. He jumps on the first pipe. He doesn't fall.
Mario: Why am I floating on top of this pipe? Shouldn't I go down it?
He complains to Nintendo that he floats on top of pipes, and tells them to edit it.
He jumps on the first pipe, and falls down to his doom.

Mario: [blast it all]!

Like that or something.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: BP on May 01, 2007, 12:15:50 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/images/smb/bloober.gif)
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Chris on May 01, 2007, 12:55:29 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/images/smb/bloober.gif)

That made my day. Thanks.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Matty_G33 on May 01, 2007, 04:02:14 AM
Uhhhhhhhh....Not that type...the mistake type, silly!
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 01, 2007, 06:40:34 AM
I used that joke in one of my SSBM fanfics. :D
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 07:17:05 AM
Great Idea!!!

EVERYONE CHECK THIS OUT!!! TEH PWNZ!
http://www.sheezyart.com/view/1194686/ (click on mario) ¯\(°_o)/¯ LOL

dunno
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 01, 2007, 03:29:38 PM
So you quote a post and then link to another website that contains the same post?
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 04:01:51 PM
Not to mention that the site contains vulgar language.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 04:18:35 PM
did you guys even watch the flash ¯\(°_o)/¯
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 04:33:51 PM
Dude, please stop posting like that.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 04:36:11 PM
like wut? its a question cuz i dunno if u guys even watched lol
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Chris on May 01, 2007, 05:31:27 PM
like wut? its a question cuz i dunno if u guys even watched lol

I believe he's referring to your grammar.

You should capitalize the first word of sentences, as well as end them with some kind of punctuation. Also, mispelling words on purpose ("What" as "wut") is not hip or cool, it makes you look illiterate. Trust me, you'll be much more respected if you put forth a little effort into your posts. It's not that hard to do what I've suggested.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 05:46:54 PM
Wait a minute... Yoshi-1up? Are you that guy, that makes all those flashes?
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 05:48:27 PM
I'm a fan of your work, Yoshi-1up.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 05:49:44 PM
Yeah, exactly. Unless you're some nerdy guy that is a FAKE!! OR IS IT?!
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 05:52:28 PM
He has links to the site and everything...............
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 05:53:48 PM
Yeah, It's me. I've been going to this site for years. You guys have a strict chat room (Which i think I'm banned from) and a strict forum!

I don't know. It's more strict than other forums I've been to. But come on! It'sa Mario site! :P

But if you want it that way. My bad. I won't talk "1337" anymore.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 05:56:55 PM
I'm not the mod, man. You'll have to talk with them about it.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 05:58:41 PM
But did you guys even watch that flash? No one said anything about it yet.

Yeah, I was being as ass. LOL
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 05:59:01 PM
Yay! Speaking of you, I'm watching your flash "Game Over" Right now. ^.^

(Btw, I watched it ^.^)
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 06:00:09 PM
I don't mean to be a back-seat mod here, but cussing is a no-no.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 06:01:44 PM
We can't even say the almighty "A" word?!

Wow strict, I'll try really hard to remember.

XD
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: MaxVance on May 01, 2007, 06:06:26 PM
You guys have a strict chat room (Which i think I'm banned from)
You might be able to come back now. Deezer recently lifted several bans.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 06:08:44 PM
Chat room... EH? Where might I find these "Chat" "Rooms"
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 06:16:38 PM
http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/chatroom/
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: flashcartoons on May 01, 2007, 06:20:12 PM
yoshi is the man
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 06:20:29 PM
Ah, thanks.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 06:39:01 PM
Wait, we can't show our bloopers? What's the point of this topic then?
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 01, 2007, 06:44:52 PM
The main idea was to just to write ideas for bloopers, like what Matty_G33 did. But it's not against any rules to show Flash videos you made, as long as the content is tasteful, I guess. You seem very eager to do so, so why not?
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 06:55:40 PM
Ok. I was basicly making fun of the topic.
So I made the flash in like 20 min for joo.

Writing the bloopers? That's... fun. LOL aight

"Mario goes into the pipe and then comes out with poo on him. Then Luigi is like "lol poo" and then Mario is sad and then Mario kick Luigi and now Luigi is sad and then they both became emos and then they went to Hot Topic"
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 07:04:39 PM
XD!! here's one...

Mario walks into the lake. He stands there for too long and drowns. They forgot his scuba gear...
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 07:07:33 PM
Mario walks along the brick road and notices theres a gap. Mario thinks of how he's going to jump over it. So he gets ready, and jumps high into the air, and then he hits his head on an invisible block and then falls into the hole and dies. The End
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 07:10:07 PM
Mario walks into a wall and dies.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 01, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
I enjoy your Ukiki cartoons.


How come you haven't finished your Mario's Mistake flash? I need to see the rest!
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 01, 2007, 07:34:06 PM
Mario's Mistake 2 was finished 2 years ago, but the sound is very out of sync and i cant fix it. I tried all the different ways to fix that major problem on flash.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Luigison on May 01, 2007, 08:02:44 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.uberg33k.com%2Falbums%2FFunny%2FMarioPlan.jpg&hash=b3156bf48eccf5c3e031809b335c95da501de75e)
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 01, 2007, 08:39:14 PM
Luigi: Mario, quit-a hogging-a the pepperoni!

Mario: BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPP
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHA—COUGH! COUGH! Oh—COUGH! Gawd! I’m—COUGH! Choking—COUGH! On my own—COUGH! Saliva!

Mario and Luigi: (ROFL)
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Matty_G33 on May 01, 2007, 11:00:51 PM
"Mario goes into the pipe and then comes out with poo on him. Then Luigi is like "lol poo" and then Mario is sad and then Mario kick Luigi and now Luigi is sad and then they both became emos and then they went to Hot Topic"

If you look on www.videogamedc.com (http://www.videogamedc.com), you can find a clip when Mario goes through a pipe and comes out covered in poo-poo.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 02, 2007, 06:08:30 AM
If you look on www.videogamedc.com (http://www.videogamedc.com), you can find a clip when Mario goes through a pipe and comes out covered in poo-poo.

Yep. I was being sarcastic about that and at http://www.newgrounds.com (http://www.newgrounds.com) theres even more of that. It's not funny. Poops and farts aren't funny.
Randy Solem is hilarious *fart* HEHAUEAUHEHEEHEHE
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 02, 2007, 06:27:42 AM
Mario walks up to Sonic and is like, "OMFG!!! Get out of my game!!" so Sonic slaps him and leaves.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 02, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Randy Solem is hilarious *fart* HEHAUEAUHEHEEHEHE


I find Randy Solem quite unfunny. His flashes aren't that great when compared to others. I've seen much better from people like Nate Johnson, Alvin Earthworm, El-Cid, etc.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 02, 2007, 04:01:31 PM
YAY FOR ALVIN EARTHWORM!! :D
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 02, 2007, 04:36:14 PM
Luigi's Mansion blooper

Luigi: Aah! A ghost! *turns on the Poltergust 3000*
(The Poltergust 3000 sucks up Luigi's hat.)
Luigi: What?! Gimme back my hat!
(The Poltergust 3000 sucks up Luigi.)
Luigi: OHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *blip*
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 02, 2007, 06:14:53 PM
There's better immaturely mature humor than feces and farts. :P  Like burping...
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 02, 2007, 06:16:26 PM
I based a lot of my humor off of farts when I was 14-15ish. I stopped when I learned that it's..........not funny.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: SushieBoy on May 02, 2007, 06:35:25 PM
Mario and Yoshi walk up to a weird ! switch. It had a sign which read "DO NOT PRESS."

Mario: Hmmmm... *presses button*

*Yoshi immediately cathes fire*

Mario: Uhhh, Yoshi, are you okay?

*Yoshi rolls on the ground back and forth*

*Mario takes out his phone, and dials a number*

Mario: Hello, Aquafina? I need a jug of water ASAP, what? Oh, I can hold.

(Four to six weeks later)

Mario: (Still on hold) Hey, guys can someone at least lick my friend clean here? He's in a bit of a pickle.

plz rat an coment.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 02, 2007, 08:07:54 PM
I find Randy Solem quite unfunny. His flashes aren't that great when compared to others. I've seen much better from people like Nate Johnson, Alvin Earthworm, El-Cid, etc.
I did enjoy the Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom series, that is, until the fourth one came out. He destroyed the serious tone of the first few and the entire series in general by peppering farts all over it. That's when I just stopped going to VGDC (plus that website is overflowing with ads).

And he's hypocritical. Most of his flashes have the most perverted themes and excessive swearing, but if anyone submits fan art that uses swearing he censors it, saying "remember this is for the kiddies." WTD.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 02, 2007, 08:43:47 PM
Meh, I enjoyed the entire RoTMK series, but I haven't seen any other things by him.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Jman on May 02, 2007, 10:17:55 PM
Wario: What's this thing? *picks up a shot put*

A bowling ball?  Sweet!

*heads off to the local bowling alley.*

Wario: Now to bowl a strike! *drops the shot put on his toe.*
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Matty_G33 on May 02, 2007, 10:32:06 PM
Can't we get to the main point?

If you did see ROTMK, you should see Arnie's Misadventures.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 06:47:55 AM
XD... Okay, I'll try.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 03, 2007, 03:43:41 PM
Can't we get to the main point?

If you did see ROTMK, you should see Arnie's Misadventures.

They suck.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 03, 2007, 05:55:31 PM
Did you guys see him on G4TV's "Attack of the Show", its hilarious because he kept stuttering and mumbling and I don't know what the heck he's saying. He showed his Sonic flash, and no one laughed *fart* And the guy pwns him hardcore if you notice it. "So you went back on his movies and gave him all 1's and you gave yourself 5's" "So Newgrounds provides you with your wardrobe and your hosting" he says he basically said he copied someone else's work(mario action flash) And theres more funny stuff if you watch it. xP
He even tries to be funny by saying "hi mom!" but interrupts the guy (good timing LOL)

http://www.videogamedc.com/Video/vgdcaots.wmv
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 03, 2007, 08:40:18 PM
Hah, that's funny. Poor Randy...
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Matty_G33 on May 03, 2007, 10:47:19 PM
...uhhhh....main point!
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 04, 2007, 03:41:57 PM
Huh? Okay...

Blooper One: Mario starts and has three lives.  He walks foward, and dies because of the first goomba.
Blooper Two: Mario starts and has two lives. He walks foward, and jumps over the first goomba, but falls though a random pit.
Blooper Three: Mario starts and has one life. He walks foward, jumps the first goomba, dodges the pit, then jumps up and hits a block with his head. He dies from brain damage.
Blooper Four: Mario starts and has no lives. He jumps the goomba, dodges the pit, doesn't hit a block, goes all the way to the end, and jumps onto the pole. He forgets to grab on and falls 400000 miles to the ground and dies.

Game Over.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 04, 2007, 10:33:00 PM
Mario kicks a shell and Luigi comes out with a black eye and then they both start raving to daftpunk.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 05, 2007, 09:36:27 AM
Is that what happens in Mario's Mistake 2 or whatever that is called?
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Yoshi-1up on May 06, 2007, 01:21:34 AM
30 things happens lol shwing
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Jman on May 08, 2007, 08:34:00 PM
Mario: I need-a a mushroom!  *punches a question mark block.* 

Suddenly, he felt a great measure of pain.  Someone had painted a steel block and fooled him.

*Mario notices he is bleeding, and his hand is limp.*

Mario: Mama mia!
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 11, 2007, 04:45:27 PM
Mario is sitting on a computer watching a video Luigi told him to watch. Luigi called it "Where's Waldo". Mario stares at the screen to find Waldo. "Hey! They he is!" Says Mario as he moves the mouse over Waldo and clicks.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Mario craps his pants. Luigi walks in and says, "Gotcha!"

Mario got screamer'd
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 15, 2007, 02:45:19 PM
Can't we get to the main point?

If you did see ROTMK, you should see Arnie's Misadventures.
I loved the toads' MK64 screams at the end of the third misadventure!.  I also loved most of ROTMK except for Wart's reasons for disliking vegetables in part 4.
___________________________________________
Somewhere in Subcon,

Wart: Paraslave, where’s my pizza?

*Paraslave enters.*

Paraslave: Here you go, Master.

Wart: Ah, sweet food. *takes bite and chokes* Gah! Did you put vegetables in this? You KNOW I’m allergic to vegetables! *dies*

Paraslave: BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! I’m my own boss now! Cheers to a new life. *takes bite of Wart’s pizza and chokes* Oh, crap! *cough* Apparently that stuff is bad for me too. *dies*

Side note: I wrote that as an extra for one of my SSBM fanfics, back when my SMB2 knowledge was somewhat limited.  Paraslave was intended to be a paratroopa until I figured that Wart doesn't have any paratroopas in his army.  Right now, Paraslave is either one of his Fly Guys or a winged Koopa that Wart captured and put into slavery.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: SushieBoy on May 15, 2007, 03:13:16 PM
But Wart didn't have any Fly Guys, they didn't even exist when SMB2 was out! I think Baby Bowser had them first in YI.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 15, 2007, 03:22:52 PM
See, my SMB2 knowledge is still somewhat limited.  Just not as limited as it was when I wrote that extra.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 15, 2007, 04:05:15 PM
Ah. I dont have much knowlodge of the SMB2 universe either >.<
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: SushieBoy on May 15, 2007, 04:55:22 PM
You can't know much about a place that doen't exist ya' know :D.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 15, 2007, 05:04:26 PM
Ah, but it DOES exist.  Subcon is short for subconscious. :P
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 16, 2007, 03:27:10 PM
GASP!! It does?! Are you crazy? Oh... guess you are.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 16, 2007, 03:58:23 PM
Yup.  I m crazt...
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 16, 2007, 03:59:14 PM
crazt? Er... right. I guess that's a good question.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Kojinka on May 16, 2007, 04:03:16 PM
I accidentally typed t instead of y.  I just left it that way to prove my sugar overdoseage.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: Masher101 on May 16, 2007, 04:19:36 PM
OH! That's why! You need some... tea... or somthing.
Title: Re: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own
Post by: GiftedGirl on May 20, 2007, 06:09:26 PM
Count Bleck: Yes! The Void is growing larger! shouted Count Bleck. *feels a tug at his cape* Wha...? *Void is pulling him in by the cape* Oh no... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ *shlurp*

The moral of this story? NO CAPES!