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Video Games => Mario Chat => Topic started by: penguinwizard on May 15, 2001, 10:39:57 PM
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Yes, I know. A mindless subject, just like with the Mario Word Association. But who knows, it might turn out popular.
Post your signature, or the most creative signature you can think of. I encourage everybody to do so. Then maybe we can determine which one is the best.
I'll start with a few of my creative sigs:
It's hard to save the world when you're a penguin in wizard clothing.
Penguin is what penguin does.
Mary Kate & Ashley Is Missing DA BOMB!
Thousands of years from now... you won't be here.
Superman 64 is popular. It's enjoyed by all the stupid people out there.
Ok, now it's your turn! Post as many signatures as you want.
And look, I'll post my original sig again:
It''s hard to save the world when you''re a penguin in wizard clothing.
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Hmmm...I'm new to this site, so I don't have a niche to abse one on...but I do use the sig "No thanks, i'd rather make out wth my Maralyn Munroe-Bot" on another site
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Alright, let's see, The midgit's stole my pants!
Now I'm gonna make a monkey out of you.
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Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopa
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Mega 2
Cybernetic Abiogenesis Project
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Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Super Mario Bros. Indexer
http://angelfire.com/games2/marindex/index.html
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Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
A true fan of Mario
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Vwee-voo! Forget "Yoshiyoshi!" "Vwee-voo" is better!
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Lee Sherman
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These aren't very creative, but I use 'em anyway.
That's no moon, it's a space station.
"I wish that it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide."
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After you started posting the "Star Wars" line I ended each of my posts with a famous quote from a sci-fi movie until I gave up.
Lee "Mega 2" Sherman
Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopa
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Ok, here's my new sig:
Peaceful penguins, demented dragons and growling griffins, oh my.
And here's a signature that I won't use myself, but I found off some other site:
Poke the Smurf with the pointy stick!
Come on, we need more posts to this topic! So send in your signatures, no matter how dumb they are.
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Hey, I got this one off of Wayne's World.
Hey Mr. Donut Man, who's trying to kill you?
"I do'nt know, but they better not!"
Pow!Blaaahh!
"Ooooooh oooooh, I'm not happy!"
Now I'm gonna make a monkey out of you.
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Here's one I thought up from nowhere. I don't remember the name of the agent from the show Get Smart, but I'll just call him Agent Maxwell. Here goes...
Agent Maxwell, you've failed your mission. Your only choice is to... Get Smarter!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA.............HAHAHAHA!!! Get smarter! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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well...here's a good one i heard from a ps2 game(unrelated to mario).
"immortality has it's perks, but one must be born first to enjoy them"
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Hey that is pretty good. Listen to this one.
"Anything can and will be put on stilts.
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"That wizard's just a crazy old man."
-Owen Lars
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Ever hear of the "subtitle" for the Matrix? Here's a scary variation of it:
Hyakugojyuuichi is my personal savior.
Or how about this?:
Hyakugojyuuichi makes the world go flat.
i see someone liked my "Get Smarter" signature. Once we get enough of these (probably after twenty posts or so), we will have to vote for which signature we think is the best. And voting for one of your own signatures is NOT ALLOWED.
Peaceful penguins, demented dragons and growling griffins, oh my.
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Speaking of smurfs, I always wanted to dissect one of those in Biology. I wonder if they're blue on the inside?
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Now that I think of it, I don't think they would be blue inside. But enough about that.
Here's some more signatures I thought up from nowhere. I have no idea what I was thinking with this first one, and I don't know if it makes sense or not. I don't even know what it means! Maybe you do:
It's easier to understand when you don't know what the heck's going on.
Ok, the rest of these just magically popped up into my head:
All your GameCube are belong to Sony! – Sony, minutes before being mauled by Shigeru Miyamoto and other Nintendo loyalists
What do you get when you cross Madzilla from SMB3 cartoon and the loser of this year’s president election? You get Al Gorezilla!
What’s scarier than Bowser and his Koopa Kids combined? Peach.
New weapon exclusive to Turok Evolution for the GameCube: The Pikachu Annihilator
And finally, something from one of my favorite comedy shows of all time, "Wings:"
JOE: Lowell, can I see you in my office?
LOWELL: I don’t know.
(Lowell enters Joe’s office)
LOWELL: Okay, can you see me?
- Joe and Lowell, “Wingsâ€
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Here's something from the Simpsons:
LOU: Hey, look what I got!
WIGGUM: Oh cool, Mini-Pinball! Let me see!
LOU: No, it’s mine!
WIGGUM: It’s mine!
- Lou and Chief Wiggum fighting over a small toy as part of a meal at Krusty Burger, “The Simpsons"
And this below might become my new signature soon:
What is “it� It’s an it, that’s what it is. It was an it, it always was an it, and it’s always gonna be an it. Or is it?
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Okay, here's another one from "Wings:"
ROY: What’s a six-letter word for duck?
LOWELL: Mallard.
ROY: That doesn’t fit, that’s seven letters.
LOWELL: Sure it does. Put both L’s in one square.
ROY: So you’re saying if I wanted a five-letter word for idiot, I’d put in Lowell and put the two L’s in one square.
LOWELL: There you go!
- Roy and Lowell, “Wingsâ€
And finally, probably my all-time favorite quote from Wings. Words in [] are not said, but are there to make you understand the quote.
ROY: Hey, you are talking to the master of the insurance scam.
BRIAN: What do you mean?
ROY: I’ve got a switch on my dashboard [in my car] that disconnects the brake lights. Whenever there’s a Chrysler or a BMW behind me, I flip the switch, hit the brakes, and cash a check!
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check out my new signature below.
All hail the almighty Oreo cookie master.
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That's pretty good, Kinopio.
Ok everyone, it's time for everyone to vote for their favorite signature. We'll have another one of these signature contests once this gets up to 50 posts.
Vote for your favorite signature. It can be from a sig shown in any topic on this board.
You are not allowed to vote for one of your own signatures.
Once we get enough of these votes, we will determine which is the best one.
I'll vote for Kinopio's "Oreo Master" sig.
Peaceful penguins, demented dragons and growling griffins, oh my.
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Ok, here's my new quote, which kind of compliments my new screenname KooperYoshi (and I don't know how to change my profile to match that, since it won't work).
To be a Koopa, you must become a Koopa.
Makes no sense, I know, but that's what quotes are like. And here's a good quote from the Simpsons:
Otto: Fasten your seatbelts, little dudes!
Milhouse: This bus doesn't have seatbelts!
Otto: Well, then just try to go limp!
And here's another one:
Homer: I think I speak for all of us when I say "When's the ice cream gonna get here?"
This post seems to be pretty much dead. You can either try voting for your favorite posts, put up more signatures, or just declare this one of the numerous dead posts out there. Of course, the Mario Word Association is out of control and still going strong after FOUR HUNDRED POSTS, but oh well.
Peaceful penguins, demented dragons and growling griffins, oh my.
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Here's mine:
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Have a nice end of the world.
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Check out my new sig with a quote:
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The smerfs are not blue!There green!Adjust youre tv!-cartoon network
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Zelda,Mario,great games,different prices.
I vote for the OREO MASTER quote.
here's my regular,
Here we go!
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I remember that smurf quote from Cartoon Network. hehe, the smurfs can be purple as well.
This post doesn't seem to be going anywhere, so maybe we should declare Kinopio and his Oreo Master sig as the best signature.
If Bowser wanted to destroy Mario, he wouldn''t have made Goombas his first line of defense.
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cool.(anyway,none else has vote)
Here we go!
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penguinwizard,how do you change youre signature?
Here we go!
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I gots 2 one you may of NEVER heard of and 1 you have... Here they Go,
Happy? IMPOSTER...I Never Use H word!!!
"Welcome to a Game Guy Minigame! First i must take all you coins! (-X Coins) Ok We''re Off to the Game Guy Game Room! So hang on tight because it''s going to be a rough ride!"~ Sheesh! I gotta stop playing the Shyguy Games!!
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Nevermind.I figured out.Check it out!
Zelda,Mario,great games,different prices.
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i vote for billy chilly's "have a nice end of the world" o yea i have another one that I like but not as muchas the one about oreos soooo here they are.
"buttered toast"
"Nintendo, a nutritios part of this complete breakfast.Fortified with viamins StarFox,SuperMario.Bros,LegendofZelda,Metroid,and minerals such as N64,NGC,GBA,GBC,SNES and more.Also try SquareSoft." But I jus found out I won,cool.
All hail the almighty Oreo cookie master.
Edited by - KinopioToad on 6/23/2001 11:06:07 AM
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I really like your signature, MarioandLink. Mario and Zelda. Great games, different prices. hehe. I think I'll vote for that signature instead.
Here's my new sig:
Those who stop and run away, get destroyed some other day.
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A new page for this topic (Page 3) popped up, so I thought I'd fill it in with another post.
Here was my previous sig:
If Bowser wanted to defeat Mario, he wouldn't have made Goombas his first line of defense.
This doesn't quite explain how Bowser used Shy Guys back when Yoshi was Bowser's nemesis and he still lost, but Bowser always loses and comes back for another round.
If you want to get rid of those " marks when you're including your profile signature in a post, then type out the signature at the bottom instead of using that automatic checkbox.
Those who stop and run away, get destroyed some other day.
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King Koopa, I recognize your sig! Captain Bowser said it in "Rolling Down The River" from the original SMBSS cartoon.
Ah, memories, probably his best line in that episode. And remember the Mouth of the River? I was ROTFL when I first saw that.
You can find the download for it at, what else, www.frazled.com/~danny/tv_show.html
Those who stop and run away, get destroyed some other day.
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My new one. Probly the longest one ever.
Finger, I don''t even know her.
Butter, I don''t even know her.
Singer, I don''t even know her.
Bigger, I don''t even know her.
"That joke never gets old!"
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"Iggy Koopa....one of the crazy twins"
"Hey, do you know what Kcuf backwards is?"
"Wasuki's factory of insanity...open since 1989"
Last by not least...my sig i'm using now!
Its me! That silly willy Koopa!
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"If I'm invincible & immortal, call me super impossible!"
"If you look at my UserName, you can see it's how asians pronounce Super Mario!"
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Wait, I included them in my sig!
"If I''m invincible & immortal, call me super impossible!"
"If you look at my UserName, you can see it''s how asians pronounce Super Mario!"
"One more thing, I''m a moronically stupider idiotest!"
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This is my signature:
:::;Titanium Mario;:::
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Look at my sig
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OK, I pressed the profile sig button. What? It does not show my sig? That is not fair!
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O, Anonymous Mario Fan:
If you wish to use an apostrophe in your signature without it being doubled, you could simply use a backtick ` instead. It looks very similar, and it's right up there on the upper-left of your keyboard.
Aid
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I still like cookies<wipes butter from waffle off face>
All hail the almighty Oreo cookie master.
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I like your sig,anounymous Mario Fan.*Sniker*
Zelda,Mario,great games,different prices.
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Oh chek my new one!
(Meets the heart)"Oh no!You must have figured out I am Tubba Blubba!
"No"
"Have you figured out that if you defeat me,you deafeat Tubba Bubba?"
"No"-
Mario and Tubba Blubba''s heart:Paper Mario.
"Don''t tell my father about this,Please."-Princess Ruto,OOT,after beating Jabu Jabu.
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Some of my sigs are from movies. Here they are.
Fight Club:
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Self-improvement is masturbation
Self-destruction is the answer.
www. foxmovies.com/fightclub
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Evolution:
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"Happy end of the world".
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American Pie 2:
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"This summer, it's all about sticking together!"
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I should probably add some from Back to the Future I, II and III, the movies I like so much that I don't see anymore: every inch of film of them is in my mind. So I actually get a little bored when seeing them.
This is one phrase I once said:
"...AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FACE OFF AND USE IT AS MY MOUSEPAD!!"
I told that to Billy Chilly. He and Lola will remember :) .
This is a parody (actually, a reply) to the PenguinWizard sig I like most:
It's hard to save the world when you are a penguin in wizard clothing.
So I replied:
It's harder when you are a wizard in penguin clothing. 0~o
;)!
(Hey, that could be a good one also...)
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Okay, that's it. I'll leave this topic open to whoever feels like posting in it. As for me, well, I have several new signatures (just look for my posts in recent topics), except I don't remember them at the moment. Anyway, I'm signing off with another random quote that I think is good (in my opinion):
''If you're happy and you know it, jump off a cliff.''