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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: skater-girl on July 08, 2007, 02:11:06 PM
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It's where you type a sentence with the correct placement of one of the alphabet letters in order.
Example
A rabbit ate the carrots that I put there for him.
Next one
B...
Get it?
Go!
Oh and Glorb, I didn't mean to rip your idea off. I didn't see your new thread name.
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Aw, that's okay. They're pretty different games anyway.
My sentence:
But it ran away, dang it!
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Coincidentally, it looked somewhat like David Bowie.
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Dang it!
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Eventually, the rabbit had run around the world and had returned to where the remainder of the carrots lay.
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Fortunately, it didn't run away this time.
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Given the opportunity, I seized it, putting the rabbit into a cage and selling it to PetSmart.
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He didn't like being caged, so he escaped in an unexplained way.
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Ingrid, as he liked to be called, donned a trenchcoat and a hat and fled to Mexico.
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Just then, something happened!
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Killings were rampant, and the Mexican media was insufficient to give adequate warning!
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Little did they know that the Goblin King had planned all of this.
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Maybe they did!
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Needless to say, it was now Ingrid's quest to defeat the Goblin King and bring peace to the Magical Land of Mexico.
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"Oh!" screamed passerby as the killings continued; the Gobin King was near!
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"Perhaps kicking the Goblin King in the head will put a stop to this," said Ingrid.
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"Quit it!" the Goblin King cried as Ingrid gave him a swift thrashing with his hind paw.
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Rabbits, it should be noted, cannot fly.
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Salamanders gnashed their teeth in horror (some in delight, some because gnashing is a cool word) as Ingrid the Rabbit tumbled across the ground after his brief attack.
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"Tomorrow," said Ingrid, in response to a question asked by his girlfriend, Boliver, which was "When will you get some new toilet paper?"
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Unfortunately, Boliver had to go... BAD.
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Valiantly, Ingrid leaped into the store to get toilet paper for Boliver.
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When Ingrid got there, he noticed that the Goblin King had not been defeated!
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"Xylophones!" Ingrid cried, "The Goblin King is playing twelve xylophones simultaneously!"
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Ziggy Stardust stole one of the Goblin King's xylophones and the chase was on!
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A ludicrous chase began, with The Goblin King after this upstart newcomer and Ingrid after a new coat-- and the Goblin King as well.
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But just then, they all ran into an invisible wall, and as you can imagine, it wasn't a very pleasant feeling, because running into a regular wall isn't very pleasant, let alone an invisible wall.
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Crying uncontollably, the Goblin King flooded the area with tears.
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Drown Ingrid did not, as he swam over to the Goblin King and hit him over the head with his right paw.
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Even though the Goblin King became unconscious for a couple of minutes, Ingrid was not free from the ubiquitous eyes of danger, for right around the corner was an evil platypus with a head cold!
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Frustrated from being ignored, Ziggy Stardust hit the platypus with that xylophone he stole earlier.
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Ginger is the pefect thing to use while cooking.
How Lame...
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"Hate ginger, I do!" said the platypus, "Defeat the Goblin King you must, mmm?"
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"I know, I know," said Ingrid.
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"Just kidding," the platypus said, "becuase what I meant was...you need to get me some medication for this horrendous head cold of mine!" X(
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Killing knights was more Ingrid's style, but the sidequest sounded like it might have an interesting reward.
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Lazily, Ingrid trekked across the street to obtain some medicine; but there were, like, totally some knights there!
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Maybe Ingrid could use the medicines to help defeat the knights.
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"No way," said Ingrid as he picked up the medicine bottle.
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"Oh no! I just responded to the narrator!" screamed Ingrid as the Matrix dissolved around him.
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Plodding through the Matrix's squishy remains was not a pleasant experience, but the knights Ingrid longed to sink teeth into were sufficiently disturbed by the green and black mess that they kept their distance. </run on>
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Quests are annoying when you don't know what to do or how to do them.
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Riots of overlapping thoughts disrupted Ingrid's serenity as he tried, in vain, to figure out the plot, and moral, of this interminable story.
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So he did what any sane rabbit would do in this type of situation.
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Throw pickles, he did.
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Unless someone managed to stop him, Ingrid would continue to toss pickles until the end of time.
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Very soon, though, someone did manage to stop him.
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Waluigi did by slamming him with a cowbell.
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"Xylophone!" Thought Waluigi. "The cowbell sounds like a xylophone!"
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"You know what? You're a butt." Ingrid said to Waluigi
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"Zounds!" screamed the knights, who had briefly left the story, as the zombies attacked.
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About to defeat the zombies, one of the knights started to speak.
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But then he was shot down by Starscream, who led the Decepticons in for a surprise attack.
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Chomping at the robot skin, the horde of Zombies devoured the Decepticons!
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Disaster was imminent!
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Elephants fell from the sky as chaos took control of the Earth after the zombies ate the robots!
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"From now on," said one of the zombies to the elephants, "Don't fall from the sky."
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"Gee whiz, what a jerk!" said the elephant.
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"Hello, I say to you; I would use 'Goodnight!' but GiftedGirl stole my G.
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Ingrid was outraged by this G-stealing, and thus, brought back Starscream as a zombie.
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Jumping around frantically, Ingrid pointed Zombie Starscream towards the elephants and other zombies, laughing maniacally.
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Katie80, however, had other plans.
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Likewise, Ingrid had other plans too.
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I'm surprised no one's replied to this thread in a while. Oh, well, I guess I'll revive it!
Monsters then blorped out of portals in the space-time continuum and starting stealing cars.
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No one was stopping Zombie Starscream and the monsters from stealing cars and crashing into Burger King for a special Transformers toy based on the movie Transformers.
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"Oh!" said the manager of Burger King, "My limited edition Megatron Kid's Meal toy that doesn't actually transform because it's made of cheap molded plastic! I lost it!"
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Pikachu showed up to return the manager's Kid's Meal toy back.
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Quests arrived later that day, however, for Pikachu.
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"Pika, Pika? Pika...Pika! Choo!" said Pikachu, which translated to "I must fetch this derelict a sock? Hmm...Okay! *sneeze*"