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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Presidente on November 16, 2007, 09:10:04 AM
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This is a thread for anyone who wants to share any interesting comebacks for insults. If any of you need a good comeback, come here. And for those of you who don't need one, post your good comebacks.
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"What are you looking at?"
"I'm not sure, give me a call when you figure it out!"
I heard this one from my friend's older sister; she was about 12 at the time.
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ME: Please stop making ugly faces at me.
JERK: It's your face!
ME: Why are you copying me? Do you like what I do?
JERK: I-I-...
This happened just today. I should make a blog.
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Two words: "Your mom!"
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Jerk: Your ugly.
You: Wheres your proof?
Jerk: Uh....
You: Well I know your ugly because I've got the evidence right there! (Point at Jerks face)
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Wasn't that on The Office?
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Hmmm... I don't recall.
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My ugly?
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I find that the most amusing "comebacks" are situational and off-the-cuff.
Having a repertoire of generic comebacks probably won't help you out much. At least, in delivering a genuinely humorous remark.
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I don't really have any comebacks. I'd rather argue with someone in an intelligent and friendly manner rather than call names.
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It's hard to argue inteligently with someone who has a monosylibic vocabulary.
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...gee, thanks for that comment.
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I really would like to see things from your point of view... but I can't fit my head that far up my [censored].
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Sorry for being so cynical; I wasn't trying to sound mean; it's probably because I had a bad day today. I guess I should head over to the Angst thread.
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"You talk too fast..."
"...And you think too slow."
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I solve that with a few of kicks, punches and some hadoukens.
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"Listen you, you make one more remark about my face, I'm going to make your cheek wish it were on Novacaine!"
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What the heck is that even supposed to mean?
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He's saying that if people make fun of his face, he'll punch it so hard that the person getting punched will wish he couldn't feel anything.
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An odd comeback, I'm assuming it just confused the guy that made Jman say that.
I currently can't think of any good comebacks I've said because I usually just ignore idiotic comments directed to me, insulting, serious, or otherwise.
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I find that you have to stand your ground instead of back down (unless your in over your head) but that's just my opinion.