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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: neotev on January 07, 2008, 10:30:08 PM
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I just got this question a few days ago and I thought it was wierd. I think the street sign that best describes me is SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY becauses sometimes it takes me a while to get jokes and Im pretty slow most of the time.Or a stop sign because you have to stop and look twice. Post if you like.
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Hm, this sounds interesting...
Probably the sign that says "2 Miles Per Hour" because I'm slow. :/
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Totally owning that tree.
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those are pretty good
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Obzoive:
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Maybe I should change the name of this Topic to Funny Road Signs. What do you guys think?
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I'm thinking... STOP. Maybe YIELD.
"There's something strange about that 'SOP' sign..."
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"WATCH FOR FALLING ROCKS"
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YEILD
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Dangerous curves.
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This road is rather hazardous.
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Slippery when wet
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Okay. So this was actually a Christmas present from a relative of mine.
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No left turn. Because I'm a conservative politically.
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That's funny, I'm "no right turn on red". =P
Light's been red on that street for awhile.
In all seriousness though, I'd say the sign that describes me is "Don't even THINK of parking here". (Yes, that sign DOES exist.)
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^ We have that sign in own neighborhood, and theres also this weird sign that says: "WINTER PARKING RESTRICTIONS: ODD # OF DAYS = LEFT SIDE, EVEN # = RIGHT SIDE"
I always look at that sign and say, "what?"
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Photographic evidence, if at all possible.
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A level in one of the Parodius games features a segment where three signs are shown. The first sign is of rocks. Okay, falling rocks, no surprise there. The second sign is of a deer - but rather than deer crossing...deer fall from above?! The third sign is of an exclamation point - falling !s! The final sign is the one that I'd say best describes me.
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I remember seeing a sign that said "Do Not Post Signs Here".
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^ We have that sign in own neighborhood, and theres also this weird sign that says: "WINTER PARKING RESTRICTIONS: ODD # OF DAYS = LEFT SIDE, EVEN # = RIGHT SIDE"
I always look at that sign and say, "what?"
It makes sense to me. In days that end with an odd number (1, 3, 5, 7, 9), you park on the left side, and you park on the other side with days that end with an even number (0, 2, 4, 6, 8).
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Photographic evidence, if at all possible.
I'd have to buy a digital/disposable camera at Wal-Mart or some place similar, which is 30+ miles away, then head to town and stand out in -10 degree weather. Maybe Later.
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Maybe this one.
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That sign is pointing the wrong way isn't it?
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Did you have to ask?
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The sign could still make sense in context. For instance, it could be on the right side of the right-most of two side-by-side doors, directly pointing at which door to use.
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Who puts doors on streets?
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After careful examination I have deduced that the sign is in fact pointing at a tiny Jesus on the cross. The sign obviously portrays the struggle of God vs. Dog in all of us. The words represent ... words, which are empty and meaningless. Just like Satan's lies trying deceive us and trick us into rejecting God. The arrow that points at Jesus represents action which speaks louder than words. These are the actions of Christ and our actions that emulate and honor Him.
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Funny, I was interpreting it like this:
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I don't know what a Rgeikh is, but that sign's trying to trick you into petting it. The skeleton Jesus in the background is for, eh, distraction. While you get torn to pieces by the Rgeikh.
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Not really...
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O_O
Heh heh, where my grandparents used to live, there was a street name that was the same as our surname.
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Heh heh, where my grandparents used to live, there was a street name that was the same as our surname.
Gmchtr Street?
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You're not funny. =)
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I know a guy named David who goes by Vid instead of Dave.
I suppose Avi would also be an option.
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when I went to downtown jacksonville, FL I saw one of street crossing sign (the one next to the button) someone scratched out the "on" in button so the sign read: "Push Butt to Cross"
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That's a fairly common phenomenon all across the country, from what I've seen.
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when I went to downtown jacksonville, FL I saw one of street crossing sign (the one next to the button) someone scratched out the "on" in button so the sign read: "Push Butt to Cross"
And that's the street sign that best describes you? :P
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He doesn't like people touching his butt. Nothing wrong with that.
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yeah what he said
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So no one but me is Slow Children at Play. :(
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That one makes no sense at all. Are you saying you make no sense at all?
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No... it makes perfect sense. So much so, in fact, that it would be ridiculous for anyone to disagree with the statement on the sign.
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It's not the sign that makes no sense, it's the concept of the sign. The fact that rain is water is so obvious that it shouldn't require tax dollars to tell.
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^ Well, knowing Americans...
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That just made me think... "Slippery When Wet", maybe?
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^ Everything of the year.
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did you vandalize the sign or did someone else?
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Either way, it makes the sign even more awesome than the "STOP EATING ANIMALS" sign near the shopping center on the highway close to my house.
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The sign was that way when I found it. I just took the picture.