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Title: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: Ambulance Y on May 15, 2008, 06:02:14 PM
Never will I forget the golden morning of November 1st, 2003, when a man entered our midst. He has been regarded as the greatest NBA player of all time, and I'm sure he was unaware that he would soon be regarded as the greatest TMK member as well. I am, of course, speaking of Michael Jordan (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=profile;u=54520). Whether he is the actual basketball star, we will never know, but we have been graced by the presence of a gentle, gentle man either way. Who could forget such favorites as:

Quote from: Michael Jordan on November 10, 2003, 02:15:11 AM
Let's just say they're Hanes.

...or...

Quote from: Michael Jordan on January 28, 2006, 10:23:38 PM
No, I'm Michael Jordan.

Folks, we can pretend to ignore his modesty, devilish looks, and enormous influence on our comparatively uncool lives, but he is truly too spectacular to do such a thing. Post all Michael Jordan appraisal and fan fiction here.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: MaxVance on May 15, 2008, 06:12:21 PM
Ah yes, Michael Jordan. What a shame we'll never know who he really is.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on May 15, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg16%2FMidgetBottle%2F20070306-ShaqHam.png%3Ft%3D1210900092&hash=069c7332ea4ebc14ad06e41b5fa56b55f863383f)

superior basketball star.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: Koopaslaya on May 15, 2008, 07:27:17 PM
On his worst day, Michael was a better foul shooter than that stiff pictured above will ever be.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: megamush on May 15, 2008, 07:38:34 PM
when I first read the title I read it as "Michael Jackson"
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 15, 2008, 07:48:56 PM
Most do, I fear.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: SolidShroom on May 15, 2008, 07:53:23 PM
What's wrong with the king of pop?
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 15, 2008, 07:53:58 PM
Much.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: Kuromatsu on May 15, 2008, 09:14:43 PM
Are you sure this is the real Michael Jordan? Just like the real Chuck Norris? (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?action=profile;u=58922)
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: TEM on May 15, 2008, 10:11:14 PM
I just now noticed he's holding a ham.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: missingno on May 16, 2008, 07:43:41 AM
I'm hungry for ham now.
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: Rao on May 16, 2008, 10:42:54 AM
I'm Michael Jordaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
Title: Re: Official Michael Jordan Appreciation Society
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 16, 2008, 11:19:54 AM
According to your username, you're the Kryptonians' red sun...
YOU'RE DOOMED!  Muahahaha!