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		Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: jmdblazer on January 25, 2009, 12:52:05 AM
		
			
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				What do you get when you cross the Mario story with the one word story? The four word Mario story! 
As it would seem, you enter four words at a time, creating a story with a plot disorderlied assembled by fellow fungi forum members.
Ex:
Poster 1: One day Mario was...
Poster 2: ...walking when Toad said...
Poster 3: ..."look over there, a...
Poster 4: ..,chain chomp!". Then Mario..,
As you can see, you can stop and start a sentence within your four words.
Have fun!
One day, Mario was...
			 
			
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				...walking when Toad said...
			
 
			
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				"Look, a Banzai Bill!"
I'm sick of "Look, a Chain Chomp!".
			 
			
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				So Kirby decided to...
			
 
			
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				...join the story. He...
			
 
			
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				...got flattened by Mario's...
			
 
			
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				FLESH! And that was...
			
 
			
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				...on fire. So Kirby...
			
 
			
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				...ate Mario and became...
			
 
			
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				...flaming blue Mardio. He...
			
 
			
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				...shot blue fireballs at...
			
 
			
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				...himself. But why? Because...
			
 
			
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				...he wanted Mario back...
			
 
			
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				...bacon. He's kinda weird.
			
 
			
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				Anyways, Luigi was shopping...
			
 
			
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				...at Victoria's Secret (weirdo). 
			
 
			
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				He got busted by...
Fixed it
			 
			
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				(You can't start the sentence with "...and" because I ended the sentence/statement. It should read "He got busted by...")
...Wario, who was not...
			 
			
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				...shopping for himself. He...
			
 
			
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				...noticed Luigi and simply...
			
 
			
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				...grinned at him saying...  
			
 
			
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				"Wa! Wa! Wario! Nyah!"
			
 
			
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				Holding a bra, Luigi...
			
 
			
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				...was too distracted to...
			
 
			
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				notice Yoshi, who had...
			
 
			
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				...stopped Walking the Dinosaur...
			
 
			
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				...and moved towards him...
			
 
			
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				...of his own accord.
			
 
			
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				Yoshi reached out and...
			
 
			
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				...suspiciously grabbed Luigi's face! 
			
 
			
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				This did not bode...
			
 
			
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				...with Luigi. He then...
			
 
			
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				...(Meaning Luigi, not yoshi)...
			
 
			
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				...punched Yoshi in the...
			
 
			
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				...gut. Causing Yoshi to...
			
 
			
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				...spit up blood and...
			
 
			
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				...his lunch, all over...
			
 
			
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				...Wario's face, meaning Luigi...
			
 
			
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				...could never again do...
			
 
			
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				...the macarena with him.
			
 
			
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				Luigi cried and Yoshi...
			
 
			
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				...celebrated his good luck.
			
 
			
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				So then Ganon said...
			
 
			
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				"Bwa ha ha ha!"
			
 
			
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				...my plans are working!"
			
 
			
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				...when suddenly, a giant...
			
 
			
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				...Stay Puft Marshmallow Man...
			
 
			
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				...plowed through the entire...
			
 
			
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				...city, county, and state...
			
 
			
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				...causing the earth to... 
			
 
			
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				...shed massive planet tears...
			
 
			
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				...causing volcanic eruptions everywhere.
			
 
			
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				Al Gore ran to...
			
 
			
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				...a brick wall and...
			
 
			
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				...Mario leaps into action!
			
 
			
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				Little did they know...
			
 
			
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				...it was a Terminator!
			
 
			
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				"AGH!" screamed Mario, after...
			
 
			
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				...the wall punched him...
			
 
			
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				...right in the noggin...
			
 
			
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				...mushrooms flew everywhere, and...
			
 
			
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				...Mario shrank into mini...
			
 
			
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				...Mouse. This caused no...
			
 
			
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				...pain at all, but...
			
 
			
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				...it was quite embarrassing. 
			
 
			
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				Bowser tried to smash...
			
 
			
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				...the newly shrunk Mario.
			
 
			
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				But Mario jumped and...
			
 
			
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				...jumped and jumped and...
			
 
			
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				...eventually got to the...
			
 
			
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				...Midas River and found... 
			
 
			
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				FLESH! No, not really.
			
 
			
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				But he did find...
			
 
			
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				...lots and lots of...
			
 
			
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				...rancid, sticky grape jelly!
			
 
			
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				Like, this one time,
			
 
			
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				...some jelly like totally...
			
 
			
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				...like Like Like-like...
			
 
			
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				...restored fifty flower points.
			
 
			
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				But then some dude...
			
 
			
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				...who was, like, totally...
			
 
			
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				...on a surfboard said...
			
 
			
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				"Dude! I'm on a...
			
 
			
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				...mushroom high!"  And so...
			
 
			
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				...he died. Then Wario...
			
 
			
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				...said "Wah! Drugs are...
			
 
			
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				...bad, m'kay?" So then...
			
 
			
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				...Waluigi came along and...
			
 
			
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				...did some drugs anyway.
			
 
			
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				"Waluigi, you dope!" said...
			
 
			
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				...Wario, who was distracted...
			
 
			
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				...by DeviantArt's Peach Fanart.
			
 
			
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				Wario began sweating profusely...
			
 
			
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				...from his ears, and...
			
 
			
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				...suddenly, Mona walked in!
			
 
			
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				"My loyalties, they are...
			
 
			
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				...deeply skewed and extremely...
			
 
			
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				...rent. Dear Mona, I...
			
 
			
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				...want a brand new...
			
 
			
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				...jawline with a big...
			
 
			
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				...bushy Santa beard. Can...
			
 
			
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				...I have it? NO! 
			
 
			
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				...I'm sorry." 
"Oh, Wario...
			 
			
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				...why!?  Why must you...
			
 
			
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				...not be kissing me?"
			
 
			
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				"Because you smell bad!"
			
 
			
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				"Me?" said Mona, "But...
			
 
			
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				...I'm standing near you."
			
 
			
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				"Well, no duh, dummy...
			
 
			
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				...head, but Mona, I...
			
 
			
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				...have no idea when...
			
 
			
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				...I stopped liking your...
			
 
			
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				...big fat head!" Well...
			
 
			
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				...-read though she be,...
			
 
			
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				...Mona was just too...
			
 
			
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				...big headed to tell...
			
 
			
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				...if Wario was fat. 
			
 
			
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				"Oh, ohh, OHHH, OOOOOHHHHH..."
			
 
			
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				...OH MY GOSH! WHAT...
			
 
			
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				...EVER!" said Wario, who...
			
 
			
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				...ate five million burgers. 
			
 
			
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				He then proceeded to...
			
 
			
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				...do the macarena dance...
			
 
			
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				...so that he could...
			
 
			
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				...sweat off the pounds...
			
 
			
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				...but he failed miserably. 
			
 
			
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				"Yes," he said, "I'll...
			
 
			
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				...be back right after...
			
 
			
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				...I sweat off some...
			
 
			
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				...pounds with Weight Watchers!" 
			
 
			
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				"Yay!" said Kirstie Alley.
			
 
			
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				"Wah!" said Wario because... 
			
 
			
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				...he was too fat!
			
 
			
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				Waluigi joined too because...
			
 
			
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				...he wanted to help...
			
 
			
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				...Wario and Mario and...
			
 
			
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				...Luigi save the world! 
			
 
			
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				They threw Bowser into...
			
 
			
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				...a bomb, but it...
			
 
			
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				...didn't explode, so Wario...
			
 
			
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				...ate it. Immediately thereafter,...
			
 
			
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				Peach texted Mario saying...
			
 
			
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				"WRIO 8 BOMZ, LOLZ"
			
 
			
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				So then Mario used...
			
 
			
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				...PK GRAMMAR! on Peach.
			
 
			
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				Peach died and Wario...
			
 
			
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				...ate her instead. So...
			
 
			
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				...Wario was finally satiated...
			
 
			
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				...but still very fat. 
			
 
			
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				Little did Wario know...
			
 
			
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				...Waluigi was planning to...
			
 
			
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				...betray wario and instead...
			
 
			
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				...make him barf up...
			
 
			
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				...the wrong tree. But...
			
 
			
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				...instead it was Bowser!
			
 
			
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				Bowser then grabbed Wario...
			
 
			
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				...but Wario ate him! 
			
 
			
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				Then, suddenly, out appeared...
			
 
			
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				...Mario, only without pants!
			
 
			
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				He left them because...
			
 
			
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				...HE DIDN'T HAVE PANTS!!
			
 
			
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				Mario then ate pizza.
			
 
			
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				And sang "You are...
			
 
			
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				a slob at Wario.
			
 
			
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				Then Wario became furious.
			
 
			
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				...and called Wart to...
			
 
			
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				...die in a fire. 
			
 
			
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				So Yoshi came to...
			
 
			
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				lay a rainbow egg.
			
 
			
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				But it wasn't rainbow...
			
 
			
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				It was missing colors.
			
 
			
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				"Well, close enough," said...
			
 
			
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				...Fred. Fred then decided...
			
 
			
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				...to tell Wart to...
			
 
			
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				...die in a fire.
			
 
			
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				So Wart ate Fred.
			
 
			
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				Then he ate fire.
			
 
			
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				Then he died. So...
			
 
			
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				everyone was happy.
			
 
			
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				I get five words now!
			
 
			
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				Oh dang this is crazy.
			
 
			
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				The Pipe World floods.
			
 
			
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				This sounds like a...
			
 
			
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				...complete load! So die!
			
 
			
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				Not into the pit!
			
 
			
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				It burns! So Link...
			
 
			
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				...grabbed his stuff and...
			
 
			
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				...offered them tea and...
			
 
			
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				...and something to eat!
EDIT: Ack! The word "and" was used twice. My bad. 
			 
			
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				"Why thank you," said...
			
 
			
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				Monty Mole as he...
			
 
			
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				...gratefully accepted the tea.
			
 
			
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				While drinking, Mario realizes...
			
 
			
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				...the tea has become...
			
 
			
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				...contaminated with teeny tiny...
			
 
			
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				...Bowsers. Mario ate them...
			
 
			
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				...and declared, "OH MY...
			
 
			
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				...I ATE 100 BOWSERS!
			
 
			
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				The mini-Bowsers then...
			
 
			
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				...attacked Mario and then...
			
 
			
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				...died in flames? NO! 
			
 
			
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				OF COURSE NOT! Instead,...
			
 
			
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				...something weird happened! Which...
			
 
			
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				...caused Yoshi to spring...
			
 
			
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				..straight into the pit..
			
 
			
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				...of doom. Anyways, Mario...
			
 
			
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				...flipped over a burger...
			
 
			
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				...and fried some mushrooms...
			
 
			
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				...which were purple. Travesty!
			
 
			
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				So when the burgers...
			
 
			
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				...also turned purple, Luigi...
			
 
			
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				...ate them and exploded! 
			
 
			
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				So Mario decided to...
			
 
			
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				...eat them too, because...
			
 
			
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				...he was dumb. KABLAM! 
			
 
			
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				But Mario didn't explode!
			
 
			
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				It was Luigi again.
			
 
			
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				(Exactly what I meant! I just couldn't say it in four words.)
Mario mourned his brother's...
			 
			
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				...unfortunate demise, but Wario...
			
 
			
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				...just laughed at him.
			
 
			
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				Then, Mario punched Wario...
			
 
			
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				...straight into the Sun.
			
 
			
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				"That hurt," said Wario. 
			
 
			
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				"Shuddap," said the Sun.
			
 
			
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				Suddenly the sun turned...
			
 
			
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				...and faced Proxima Centauri. 
			
 
			
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				Then, the sun said,"...
			
 
			
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				...Bow down to Waluigi!"
			
 
			
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...at about 4,000 MPH.
I spent too long researching that, apparently, and then didn't notice
This made Waluigi feel...
			 
			
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				...all powerful and stuff...
			
 
			
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				...some turkeys. "Aha!" said...
			
 
			
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				...Fred, I'm too sexy...
			
 
			
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				...for my box!"  But,
			
 
			
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				...that was a lie.
			
 
			
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				He was! But no...
			
 
			
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				...one cared. Did they?
			
 
			
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				Nope! No one cared. 
			
 
			
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				There was such un-caringness...
			
 
			
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				...that nobody noticed Stanley's...
			
 
			
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				...awesome bug repellent spray...
			
 
			
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				...and this resulted in... (suspense)
			
 
			
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				...A REALLY BIG, AWESOME...
			
 
			
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				...THING THAT I'LL DESCRIBE...
			
 
			
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				...IN SEVEN SENTENCES! This...
			
 
			
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				...is a good idea.
			
 
			
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				"I've a better one,"
			
 
			
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				...said someone who didn't.
			
 
			
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				"YOU HYPOCRITE!" yelled Stanley.
			
 
			
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				"I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK!"...
			
 
			
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				...said Barney Rubble. But...
			
 
			
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				... the Bedrock lottery ended...
			
 
			
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				...so he ate some...
			
 
			
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				...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE CRISP! instead. Anyway,...
			
 
			
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				...Mario ate macaroni and... 
			
 
			
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				...cheese, but Cheese yelled,
			
 
			
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				"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE."
			
 
			
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				"I LIKE CEREAL! DIE!"
			
 
			
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				"I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KywvdyDlhKg&feature=PlayList&p=AD727557DD5325D3&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=36)
			
 
			
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				But, after that, he...
"I LIKE CEREAL! DIE!"
Well, someone got the reference. 
			 
			
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				...pushed Wario down a...
			
 
			
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				...really, really deep hole. 
			
 
			
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				Forsooth! Yonder hole didst...
			
 
			
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				...go down yonder to...
			
 
			
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				...the pits of Hell!
			
 
			
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...the pits of Hell!
In before Sapphira has her way with that.
But then Wario transformed...
			 
			
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				...into his TRUE FORM!!
Dude, if Sapphira comes out of her way into Forum Games to censor out a word that isn't even foul, I'm leaving this forum. At least for a while. 
			 
			
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				It's...a pink rhinoceros!
			
 
			
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				Warinoceros grew wings and...
			
 
			
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				...tried to fly, but...
			
 
			
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				...he was gimped by...
			
 
			
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				...the ceiling blocking him.
			
 
			
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				"And the winner is..."
			
 
			
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				...you!" said the dumb...
			
 
			
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				...badly translated ending screen.
			
 
			
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				Then Luigi exploded again.
			
 
			
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				"[darn], stop exploding, Luigi!"
			
 
			
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				said Sapphira.  Then, she...
			
 
			
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				ate a sandwich, while
			
 
			
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				Luigi exploded yet again.
			
 
			
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				"This hurts," said Luigi. 
			
 
			
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				NEVER MIND THIS POST PEOPLES.
			
 
			
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				An Arrow struck Luigi.
			
 
			
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				He subsequently contracted 
AIDS Kooties.
			 
			
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				So Mario took him...
			
 
			
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				...to the grave, crying. 
			
 
			
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				But Luigi wasn't dead!
			
 
			
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				Yes he was. Sorry. 
			
 
			
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				(But) Then low and behold...
			
 
			
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				Luigi died again! How?
			
 
			
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				Wario shot him. Ouch. 
			
 
			
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				BUT HE WASN'T DEAD!
			
 
			
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				Only mostly dead! So...
			
 
			
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				...Miracle Max revived him!
			
 
			
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				But he died again.
			
 
			
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				"GAH!  Make up your...
			
 
			
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				...face!" Luigi is dead. 
			
 
			
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				"Finally!" said Mario triumphantly.
			
 
			
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				Then Mario exploded too.
			
 
			
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				"Finally!" said Wario triumphantly.
			
 
			
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				But Wario didn't explode.
			
 
			
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				Waluigi, however, did explode.
			
 
			
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				And so did Stanley.
			
 
			
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				Wario felt lonely until...
			
 
			
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				...he exploded as well!
			
 
			
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				So much exploding happened..
			
 
			
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				...that Bowser exploded too! 
			
 
			
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				Into an organ fest!
			
 
			
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				OrganFest ended early when...
			
 
			
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				...the entertainment exploded prematurely.
			
 
			
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				"This is the stupidest...
			
 
			
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				...OrganFest I've ever attended!"
			
 
			
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				"Mmm...organs," said Homer. 
			
 
			
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				Just then, a crazy...
			
 
			
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				...Soultaker strolled in, carrying...
			
 
			
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				... popcorn to nibble on!
			
 
			
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				"Gimme that popcorn!" said...
			
 
			
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				...Toad, who had just...
			
 
			
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				...not exploded. So the...
			
 
			
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				...day's saved, thanks to...
			
 
			
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				(then the narrator exploded)
			
 
			
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				"I will be narrator!"
			
 
			
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				said Sonic, who exploded. 
			
 
			
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				"[DARN], not here!" said...
			
 
			
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				...Waluigi, and then he...
			
 
			
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				...returned to being dead.
			
 
			
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				Meanwhile, Bowser was attempting... 
			
 
			
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				...not to live again.
			
 
			
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				"I HATE THIS STORY."
			
 
			
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				Then Rao unexpectedly imploded!
			
 
			
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				...Then the story went...
			
 
			
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				..down the tubes quickly.
			
 
			
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				But no one cared. 
			
 
			
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				"I care." said Luke...
			
 
			
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				...Skywalker. WHAT A TWIST. 
			
 
			
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				Then Luke Skywalker exploded.
			
 
			
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				"NOOOOOOOOOO!" yelled Darth Vader.
			
 
			
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				"YES!" said Captain Falcon. 
			
 
			
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				"They're grrrrreat!" said Tony...
			
 
			
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				...who exploded and survived! 
			
 
			
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				Sacred Ash revived everyone!
			
 
			
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				Cancel countered Sacred Ash!
(Magic: The Gathering reference. In other words, Sacred Ash didn't revive anyone.)
			 
			
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				So everyone was dead. 
			
 
			
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				The end!
Or is...
			 
			
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				...it?  Yes, it is.
Time for a reboot, this time with an anti-spontaneous combustion clause 
			 
			
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				"Look!" said Toad. "A...
			
 
			
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				...freakishly huge killer whale!"
			
 
			
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				The whale dove and...
			
 
			
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				...his friend, the turtledove...
			
 
			
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				...entered a dive bar.
			
 
			
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				They both got drunk.
			
 
			
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				They both threw up. 
			
 
			
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				They both played pool.
			
 
			
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				However, they did not...
			
 
			
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				...enjoy the bucket of...
			
 
			
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				...lobsters in the corner.
			
 
			
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				Neither wanted them, anyway!
			
 
			
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				Who cares about lobster?!
			
 
			
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				"ME!" said a moblin.
			
 
			
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				"Well you can't have.....
			
 
			
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				...any," said some jerk. 
			
 
			
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				The "jerk" was Link!
			
 
			
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				"DIE!" Ganon told Link. 
			
 
			
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				And so Link died.
			
 
			
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				His soul went straight...
			
 
			
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				...to the nearest bar.
			
 
			
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				He haunted pool tables.
			
 
			
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				The bar tender got...
			
 
			
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				...his profession cut apart.
			
 
			
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				Link's sword cut it.
			
 
			
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				By "profession", we mean...
			
 
			
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				...his formerly healthy innards.
			
 
			
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				(And also his crotch.)
			
 
			
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				Link also haunted beer.
			
 
			
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				Wario drank some. He...
			
 
			
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				...became so thoroughly inebriated...
			
 
			
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				...that he violently vomited.
			
 
			
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				Then, Boo Mario came...
			
 
			
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				...and battled Ghost Link!
			
 
			
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				"Wait wait wait" said...
			
 
			
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				Peach, "Why are you...
			
 
			
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				...donning that proton pack?"
			
 
			
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				"BECAUSE I WANT TO!"
			
 
			
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				"Who are you?!" said....
			
 
			
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				...the Nintendo Gamecube ad. 
			
 
			
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				"Touching is good!!" said...
			
 
			
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				...Sonic the Hedghog enthusiastically.
			
 
			
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				I don't think anyone...
			
 
			
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				...ate as many steaks...
			
 
			
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				...as Wario did when...
			
 
			
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				...he made Luigi explode.
			
 
			
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				"I'm tired of exploding...
			
 
			
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				...everyone else," Wario said.
			
 
			
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				"Time to blow up...
			
 
			
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				...the possibility of explosions!"
			
 
			
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				...said Mario, before exploding.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Time for some napalm...
			
 
			
			- 
				...EXPLOSIONS!" said Michael Bay-spolsion.
			
 
			
			- 
				"WE NEED MORE EXPLOSIONS!" 
			
 
			
			- 
				"BOOM BLA KABOOB BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
			
 
			
			- 
				(Everyone is in shock.)
			
 
			
			- 
				Earth exploded! HAPPY END!
			
 
			
			- 
				Story is starting over.
			
 
			
			- 
				FOUR-WORD STORY
INSERT COIN
			 
			
			- 
				"Look!" said a Chomp.
			
 
			
			- 
				"NOOOOOOOOO!" Exclaimed Darth Vader.
			
 
			
			- 
				The Death Star exploded.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Sad day," exclaimed Sidious. 
			
 
			
			- 
				ON A DARK DESERT...
			
 
			
			- 
				...PLANET NAMED EARTH, A...
			
 
			
			- 
				
...PLANET NAMED EARTH, A...
WRONG. PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
			 
			
			- 
				ON A DELICIOUS ISLAND...
			
 
			
			- 
				...ALL THE CAPITAL LETTERS...
			
 
			
			- 
				...went into a soup.
			
 
			
			- 
				Wario ate the soup. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"No soup for you!"
			
 
			
			- 
				said Wario to Waluigi.
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi cried. "WAH! You...
			
 
			
			- 
				...don't understand my needs!"
			
 
			
			- 
				"Who cares?" said Wario. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Then he punched Waluigi.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Everybody's cheating but me!"
			
 
			
			- 
				Mario punched Waluigi too!
			
 
			
			- 
				"Wait... what?" said Luigi.
			
 
			
			- 
				He then punched Waluigi. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"BLACK EYE GET," Waluigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi felt excessively abused.
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi moved to Canada.
			
 
			
			- 
				Watch (out) for those Canadians.
			
 
			
			- 
				...And those polar bears.
			
 
			
			- 
				A bear ate Waluigi. 
			
 
			
			- 
				But Waluigi survived by...
			
 
			
			- 
				...eating his own FLESH!
			
 
			
			- 
				Contracted Mad Waluigi Disease!
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi bites Yoshi! Oh...
			
 
			
			- 
				...crud! This is stupid!
			
 
			
			- 
				Yoshi bites Bowser's bum!
			
 
			
			- 
				But Bowser's already mad.
			
 
			
			- 
				So he's extra mad!
			
 
			
			- 
				Mad for the ladies.
			
 
			
			- 
				Do ladies like him?
			
 
			
			- 
				NO! Well maybe. Dunno. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Ladies love cool Bowser.
			
 
			
			- 
				Maybe I'm a lady.
			
 
			
			- 
				Dude looks like a lady!
(Song's awesomeness overrides four-word rule) 
			 
			
			- 
				Well, my hair's long.
			
 
			
			- 
				Bowser loves long hair. 
			
 
			
			- 
				...Hence his own mullet.
			
 
			
			- 
				Bowser eats my hair.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Hair good..." sighed Bowser. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, miles away in...
			
 
			
			- 
				...New York, Billy died. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Who's Billy? Who cares?
			
 
			
			- 
				I certainly don't. Geeze. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Moving on, then, Toad...
			
 
			
			- 
				...walked over to Mario...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and did not say...
			
 
			
			- 
				"Look, a Chain Chomp!" 
			
 
			
			- 
				Instead, he said, "SHARK...
			
 
			
			- 
				...BUTT!" Wow. That's weird. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Weirdness aside, it was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a dark and stormy...
			
 
			
			- 
				...night. NO! We aren't...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Snoopy here, okay? Geeze. 
(We also aren't Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton)
			 
			
			- 
				..or Donkey Kong Country.
(the manual's story started out that way too).
			 
			
			- 
				We are Lord Byron.
			
 
			
			- 
				ARE WE NOT MEN?
			
 
			
			- 
				The pen is mightier...
			
 
			
			- 
				than your mom! Zing!
			
 
			
			- 
				"NO!" said your mom. 
			
 
			
			- 
				MY MOM? YOUR MOM!
			
 
			
			- 
				I love my mom!
			
 
			
			- 
				What happened in here?
			
 
			
			- 
				I happened, YOU FOOL!
			 
			
			- 
				Naturally, then, Waluigi ate...
			
 
			
			- 
				...his FLESH! Not again! 
			
 
			
			- 
				It tasted somewhat rubbery.
			
 
			
			- 
				Somewhat like puppy meat.
			
 
			
			- 
				How I know that?
			
 
			
			- 
				Who's narrating this story?!?!???!!!!!
			
 
			
			- 
				"I am," said us. 
			
 
			
			- 
				But I died, so...
			
 
			
			- 
				...I attempted CPR! But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...it failed!  What will...
			
 
			
			- 
				TORTERRA do? -> FIGHT -> EARTHQUAKE
			
 
			
			- 
				TORTERRA USED EARTHQUAKE! IT'S...
			
 
			
			- 
				...super effective! TURTLEKID1 fainted!
			
 
			
			- 
				Thank Arceus for Revives.
			
 
			
			- 
				Arceus exploded, annihilating TURTLEKID1.
			
 
			
			- 
				What?  TURTLEKID1 is evolving!
			
 
			
			- 
				TURTLEKID1 evolved into DUST!
			
 
			
			- 
				DUST has Wonder Guard!
			
 
			
			- 
				But it failed! So...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the Pokemon arc ended.
			
 
			
			- 
				Sad day. But whatever. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Oscar the Grouch sang...
			
 
			
			- 
				"Explosions and FLESH everywhere!"
			
 
			
			- 
				Oh, this is madness! 
			
 
			
			- 
				MADNESS?!
THIS... IS... Something.
			 
			
			- 
				Perhaps it's London, guv?
			
 
			
			- 
				Dog carcass in alley,
			
 
			
			- 
				yell anissa crac god.
			
 
			
			- 
				A man, a plan,...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a canal - Panama! Whee.
			
 
			
			- 
				When you see it,
			
 
			
			- 
				...you will defenestrate bricks.
			
 
			
			- 
				Chances are, they'll land...
			
 
			
			- 
				...on the carpet, you...
			
 
			
			- 
				moron. Out the window!
			
 
			
			- 
				Into the street! To...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the planet we discovered!
			
 
			
			- 
				It is now uninhabitable.
			
 
			
			- 
				(Other than the humans.)
			
 
			
			- 
				...AND ONE ENORMOUS, VEINY...
			
 
			
			- 
				...arm. Wow, who cares? 
			
 
			
			- 
				The brick-struck planet...
			
 
			
			- 
				ate nalpkcurtsk cirbeht (huh?).
			
 
			
			- 
				I don't know, ask...
			
 
			
			- 
				...that crazy turtle. He...
			
 
			
			- 
				...will make great stew!
			
 
			
			- 
				Don't ask, make stew!
			
 
			
			- 
				Please don't eat me!
			
 
			
			- 
				Oh, but we will!
			
 
			
			- 
				But that would be...
			
 
			
			- 
				Arguably complex beyond comprehension.
			
 
			
			- 
				So let's just eat.
			
 
			
			- 
				An excellent idea, Luigi.
			
 
			
			- 
				Wario ate Luigi. Then...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Mario ate Wario.  "Vengeance!"
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi ate Mario. "Vengeance!" 
			
 
			
			- 
				Then Luigi ate Waluigi!!!! (???)
			
 
			
			- 
				OH MY GOD, PARADOX! 
			
 
			
			- 
				GET IN THE VAN! :O
			
 
			
			- 
				IT'S A TRAP! Oh...
			
 
			
			- 
				...MY GOODNESS; A LION!!1!1
			
 
			
			- 
				SQUADALA! This makes no...
			
 
			
			- 
				tacos. So Hilary Duff...
			
 
			
			- 
				...pushed on the gas...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and crashed into the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...tacos. Her sister decided...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to eat tacos. Wow!
			
 
			
			- 
				"Tacos rule!" said George...
			
 
			
			- 
				"I agree" said Wario.
			
 
			
			- 
				But Wario was dead.
			
 
			
			- 
				However, he was not...
			
 
			
			- 
				...entirely without dignity, as...
			
 
			
			- 
				...his coffin was gold.
			
 
			
			- 
				Not to be discouraged,...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the Great Will of...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Bel-Air sprung to life,...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and with its divine...
			
 
			
			- 
				...fist of righteousness, it...
			
 
			
			- 
				...got scared and said...
			
 
			
			- 
				"...You're movin' in with...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Sonic, Tails, and Robotnik!"
			 
			
			- 
				First class, yo, this...
			
 
			
			- 
				...is bad! Drinkin' orange...
			
 
			
			- 
				...juice is good. Robotnik...
			
 
			
			- 
				...dressed like a cop...
			
 
			
			- 
				...but, sadly, not Robocop.
			
 
			
			- 
				But still! Still, Robotnik...
			
 
			
			- 
				, still my beating heart!
			
 
			
			- 
				Who cares? Robotnik explodes!
			
 
			
			- 
				Tears fall down my...
			
 
			
			- 
				...butt as I fly...
			
 
			
			- 
				...through your dreams. Hairily,...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the Tribbles must flow.
			
 
			
			- 
				My enormous, throbbing, veiny...
			
 
			
			- 
				...heart will go on.
			
 
			
			- 
				"CUT THE RED WIRE!"...
			
 
			
			- 
				...said the blue wire. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"Gentlemen," said someone behind
			
 
			
			- 
				...a perfect backstab target. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"Enough one-liners!", said...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the big fat guy. 
:)
			 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, the skinny guy...
			
 
			
			- 
				...wrote a one liner. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"Darn you!" he said.
			
 
			
			- 
				But at that moment...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a one liner appeared!
			
 
			
			- 
				"Why must this go
			
 
			
			- 
				...on forever like this?! 
			
 
			
			- 
				...because, Luigi said it's...
			
 
			
			- 
				...was light the, fantastic...
			
 
			
			- 
				...thing. What the heck? 
This sentence is grammatically incorrect! 
			 
			
			- 
				Irregardless, a whole 'nuther...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Koopa ate Bowser's Castle.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Now why would you
			
 
			
			- 
				not add ketchup first!?"
			
 
			
			- 
				Said Fawful. "I'm bored...
			
 
			
			- 
				and you should be...
			
 
			
			- 
				...too" said Cackletta. Then....
			
 
			
			- 
				...the clock struck fourteen.
			
 
			
			- 
				"PIME TARADOX," shouted Wario. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"No, Dad!  No!" cried...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Fawful Jr. "I wish...
			
 
			
			- 
				...you were dead! Please?
			
 
			
			- 
				"NO! Said Fawful. "I...
			
 
			
			- 
				shall continue to live
			
 
			
			- 
				"Eeehaheeeya!" (Cackletta laugh) Laughed Cackletta. So...
			
 
			
			- 
				...without further ado, let's...
			
 
			
			- 
				...defeat Cackletta! said Luigi.  
			
 
			
			- 
				"Where's the quotation marks?"
			
 
			
			- 
				Said Luigi. "I don't...
			
 
			
			- 
				...wear prada! Geeze, man!"
			
 
			
			- 
				"Now then. It's time...
			
 
			
			- 
				for me to embark
			
 
			
			- 
				...on an adventure to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...my house! Wow, boring!
			
 
			
			- 
				Let's go clubbing instead.
			
 
			
			- 
				"  So, Mario and Luigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...ate pizza. Then they...
			
 
			
			- 
				...were eaten by Bowser.
			
 
			
			- 
				Then Bowser barfed them...
			
 
			
			- 
				and the cycle continued.
			
 
			
			- 
				So Luigi and Mario...
			
 
			
			- 
				...ate Bowser!  He tasted...
			
 
			
			- 
				...gross. Yuck! "Hello Fawful...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and Cackletta," said Mario.
			
 
			
			- 
				Luigi then loudly burped.
			
 
			
			- 
				Mario scolded Luigi for...
			
 
			
			- 
				...not burping loud enough.
			
 
			
			- 
				LuigiBros' posts were too...
			
 
			
			- 
				...predictable, thought the hypocrite.
			
 
			
			- 
				Then Luigi attacked Fawful.
			
 
			
			- 
				Luigi used Thunderbolt!  It's...
			
 
			
			- 
				...working! Fawful attacked Luigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...but it failed!  Luigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...attacked Fawful and missed.
			
 
			
			- 
				So they gave up.
			
 
			
			- 
				"My life is a failure!"...
			
 
			
			- 
				"Luigi you're better than...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a steaming pile of...
			
 
			
			- 
				said the person behind...
			
 
			
			- 
				(Don't forget this page.)
			
 
			
			- 
				...Fawful. I kill defeat...
			
 
			
			- 
				...vanquish murder conquer coherence.
			
 
			
			- 
				Fawful died. Thank God. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Which means... KARAOKE TIME
			
 
			
			- 
				...with Wario! He's going...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to most likely attempt...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Owner of a Lonely...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Waluigi.  Can he get...
			
 
			
			- 
				...any satisfaction? Maybe so!
			
 
			
			- 
				But probably not. Waluigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...performed alongside Wario, perfecting...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Donkey Kong's "Dance of...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Fuzzy Doom!"  Enraged, DK...
			
 
			
			- 
				...broke it down! But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Waluigi challenged DK to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a DANCE FIGHT Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
			
 
			
			- 
				Mario did The Mario!
			
 
			
			- 
				(which is just walking)
			
 
			
			- 
				So Mario lost; Luigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...lost too! But why?
			
 
			
			- 
				'Cause whiteys can't dance.
			
 
			
			- 
				But Bowser wanted to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...get a tan, so...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he did. However, a...
			
 
			
			- 
				(n) observant fellow noticed that...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Bowser was sun burnt. 
			
 
			
			- 
				So Bowser danced gingerly.
			
 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, Mario threw a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...shoe at Wario, but...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Wario didn't wanna divorce!
			
 
			
			- 
				"I'm not married," Wario...
			
 
			
			- 
				...lied.  He downed another...
			
 
			
			- 
				...wife. Luigi, of course,...
			
 
			
			- 
				...his real wife, was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...not his wife. [darn]. 
			
 
			
			- 
				They got an annulment.
			
 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, back at the ranch...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a cow ate grass!
			
 
			
			- 
				Weegee posted five words.
			
 
			
			- 
				So did Turtlekid. But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Weegee's greatness transcends rules.
			
 
			
			- 
				Blatant lies aside, everyone...
			
 
			
			- 
				...knew Weegee was great. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Lies, lies, lies, lies!
			
 
			
			- 
				But it was true. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Said Merlee down underground.
			
 
			
			- 
				"This is getting out...
			
 
			
			- 
				of intellectually sized proportions"
			
 
			
			- 
				...said Mario, who then...
			
 
			
			- 
				fell of a cliff...
			
 
			
			- 
				...but remembered his parachute...
			
 
			
			- 
				...had a hole! "Oh...
			
 
			
			- 
				...bother", exclaimed Winnie the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Pooh. "My life is...
			
 
			
			- 
				...a chip in your...
			
 
			
			- 
				tooth ends up being...
			
 
			
			- 
				...on the was weird."
			
 
			
			- 
				"AUGH!  THE ATROCIOUS GRAMMAR!"
			
 
			
			- 
				...yelled Mario, still falling...
			
 
			
			- 
				...in love with Luigi.
			
 
			
			- 
				"But what about Waluigi?" 
			
 
			
			- 
				...asked Luigi, who was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...in a love triangle.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Love Triforce?!" Exclaimed Link.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Nay", said the almighty...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Tingle.  "Not the fourth...
			
 
			
			- 
				...triforce piece, which doesn't...
			
 
			
			- 
				...seem to work!" Ganon...
			
 
			
			- 
				...punched Tingle into next...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to his spleen. But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Tingle was actually a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...shadow clone!  So Ganon...
			
 
			
			- 
				Used the Triforce for...
			
 
			
			- 
				...creating a nuclear toaster...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to put Tingle into.
			 
			
			- 
				"All toasters toast toast!" 
			
 
			
			- 
				...said Tingle, desperately wriggling...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and getting toasted.  Ganon...
			
 
			
			- 
				...died! But why? Mario...
			
 
			
			- 
				...stabbed him with the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Sniper's kukri! "Ouch, that's...
			
 
			
			- 
				...painful!  It hurts so...
			
 
			
			- 
				...good!" yelled John Mellencamp...
			
 
			
			- 
				...as he ate Tingle.
			
 
			
			- 
				He barfed Tingle up...
			
 
			
			- 
				...so that he could...
			
 
			
			- 
				...toast him again, then...
			
 
			
			- 
				...use him in a....
			
 
			
			- 
				washing machine of doom!
			
 
			
			- 
				Tingle makes great detergent!
			
 
			
			- 
				But the colors run!
			
 
			
			- 
				Tingle caused Ganon's clothes...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to become a being...
			
 
			
			- 
				...capable of destroying a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...moderately sized television set!
			
 
			
			- 
				WE MUST SAVE TELEVISION!
			
 
			
			- 
				Ganon threw fabric softener...
			
 
			
			- 
				...but it failed! So...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he vomited up bleach.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Gah!" said Ganon's clothes...
			
 
			
			- 
				"I'm doooooooooooooooooooone fooooooooooooooooor!  Noooooooooooooooooooo!"  
			
 
			
			- 
				"Not into YOUR FACE!"
			
 
			
			- 
				...said Bill Cosby, who...
			
 
			
			- 
				...toasted Jell-O. He proceeded...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to toast water.
			
 
			
			- 
				Bill Cosby got electrocuted.
			
 
			
			- 
				Everyone cried, but some...
			
 
			
			- 
				...people only wrote three words.
			
 
			
			- 
				Other wrote five words, which is a blatant violation of the rules stated in the original post of this topic and morally reprehensible on several levels...
			
 
			
			- 
				...but whatever. Billy Mays...
			
 
			
			- 
				...screamed so loud that...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Mario's television broke.  Angrily, ...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he strangled poor Billy.
			
 
			
			- 
				From heaven, Billy planned...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to market more Oxi-Clean.
			
 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, back on Earth, 
			
 
			
			- 
				Vince Offer was enjoying...
			
 
			
			- 
				...his time in jail...
			
 
			
			- 
				...with his cellmate, "Bubba".
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.encyclopediadramatica.com%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fd2%2FWrong_location_%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A%2A_exploitable.png&hash=6821df08a23fecc8ef0bd778a90f1fb6b8ef0653)
			 
			
			- 
				"I better get out...
			
 
			
			- 
				with Waluigi whose dying...
			
 
			
			- 
				...wish was to have...
			
 
			
			- 
				...his own game!"  But
			
 
			
			- 
				...Mario overheard this mutiny,..
			
 
			
			- 
				...and helped Bubba gang-bang...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Waluigi! He deserved it. 
			
 
			
			- 
				In the meantime, Vince...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Offer was senselessly beating...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Super Mario World. When...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Weegee started a meme...
			
 
			
			- 
				...that involved SMW.  Vince...
			
 
			
			- 
				...knocked the jizz outta...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Billy Mays, who subsequently...
			
 
			
			- 
				...was reincarnated as Mr....
			
 
			
			- 
				...Clean, complete with earring.
			
 
			
			- 
				TIEM FOR SUM ACTION
			
 
			
			- 
				Mr. Clean and Vince...
			
 
			
			- 
				...gang-banged Waluigi again.  Action!
			
 
			
			- 
				Nine months later, Waluigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...successfully marketed Oxi-Clean by...
			
 
			
			- 
				...getting naked! But Waluigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...accidentally ate the moon...
			
 
			
			- 
				...of Yavin IV!  Luke...
			
 
			
			- 
				...puked the spook nuke...
			
 
			
			- 
				...at the Death Star...
			
 
			
			- 
				...in a tar car.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Have you considered poetry?"...
			
 
			
			- 
				...asked a famous poet...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and I didn't even...
			
 
			
			- 
				...specify which one.  Then, ...
			
 
			
			- 
				...someone died. But who? 
			
 
			
			- 
				John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.
			
 
			
			- 
				Nobody really knew why...
			
 
			
			- 
				Except for Dr. Robotnik.
			
 
			
			- 
				The culprit was Robotnik!
			
 
			
			- 
				He was sentenced to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...participation in Sonic '06!
			
 
			
			- 
				"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Robotnik. "This...
			
 
			
			- 
				...is nearly PaperLuigi's 5000th...
			
 
			
			- 
				...attempt to ruin me!"
			
 
			
			- 
				So Robotnik killed PaperLuigi. 
			
 
			
			- 
				...But PaperLuigi had 4999...
			
 
			
			- 
				...children to raise, so...
			
 
			
			- 
				...came back from death...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he did. Yoda continued...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to narrate PL's life...
			
 
			
			- 
				...despite how inconceivably boring...
			
 
			
			- 
				...it never became. Even...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the most intense thrill-seekers...
			
 
			
			- 
				...admit to eating cake...
			
 
			
			- 
				...while base jumping. Naked.
			
 
			
			- 
				Which is exactly why...
			
 
			
			- 
				...I'm bleaching my eyes.
			
 
			
			- 
				Yo yo yo yo...
			
 
			
			- 
				...yo-yo! This yo-yo is...
			
 
			
			- 
				Yo Yo Ma's mama's!
			
 
			
			- 
				Yo dawg, I heard...
			
 
			
			- 
				...u liek mudkips. "Well...
			
 
			
			- 
				...that ended quickly," said...
			
 
			
			- 
				METHOD MAN AND REDMAN!!!!!!!!
			
 
			
			- 
				....then Luigi wanted LOTSA....
			
 
			
			- 
				...Robotnik's PINGAS! That's gross. 
			
 
			
			- 
				"That's Mama PINGAS to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...me," said Waluigi.  "RAGE...
			
 
			
			- 
				...QUIT!" Waluigi quit playing...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the "game" of living.
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi bit the dust. 
			
 
			
			- 
				And it tasted positively...
			
 
			
			- 
				...because of the protons.
			
 
			
			- 
				Wha--oh I get it.
			
 
			
			- 
				In other news, several...
			
 
			
			- 
				...people in a large...
			
 
			
			- 
				...pair of cotton bloomers...
			
 
			
			- 
				...could not resist the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...power of the great...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Vorelli. He made them...
			
 
			
			- 
				...eat their own PINGASes.
			
 
			
			- 
				...Somehow, they tasted like...
			
 
			
			- 
				...giant uncooked Yoshi cookies...
			
 
			
			- 
				...(PINGAS-flavored, of course), so...
			
 
			
			- 
				...everyone died! The End?
			
 
			
			- 
				Thats not what the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Writer's Association submitted to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Dr. Robotnik, however.  Instead,
			
 
			
			- 
				...they gave him a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...script for a magnificent...
			
 
			
			- 
				...film based on a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...book based on a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...script written by Mr....
			
 
			
			- 
				...Rogers the Merciless, who...
			
 
			
			- 
				...also wrote scripts for...
			
 
			
			- 
				...numerous low-budget pornos.
			
 
			
			- 
				Wario bought these pornos...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and fantasized they starred...
			
 
			
			- 
				...glasses of distilled water.
			
 
			
			- 
				"What weird fetishes you...
			
 
			
			- 
				have come up with,
			
 
			
			- 
				...my dear Watson!" Said...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the man that came...
			
 
			
			- 
				...through a window. His
			
 
			
			- 
				face was so very....
			
 
			
			- 
				...sexy for his shirt.
			
 
			
			- 
				that soon caught fire...
			
 
			
			- 
				...due to the high...
			
 
			
			- 
				...levels of sexiness it...
			
 
			
			- 
				...didn't actually have, because...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Waluigi stole its sexiness.
			
 
			
			- 
				I'm, too sexy for my...
			
 
			
			- 
				...brainzzzz; I eat FLESH!
			
 
			
			- 
				Exclaimed PaperLuigi as he...
			
 
			
			- 
				...ate Weegee! "The carnage...
			
 
			
			- 
				...was AWESOME!!!" Shrieked the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...stylish Arabian sheik. Butt...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Butt in the what?
			
 
			
			- 
				But then something happened! 
			
 
			
			- 
				Something happened in the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...kitchen with Dinah! But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Dan Quayle flunked spelling...
			
 
			
			- 
				...his own last name.
			
 
			
			- 
				George W. Bush (one word) died of AIDS...
			
 
			
			- 
				...thanks to Cartman, who...
			
 
			
			- 
				...fed him AIDS cake. 
			
 
			
			- 
				'Twas a delicious caek.
			
 
			
			- 
				ACQUIRED IMMUNE-DEFICIENCY SYNDROME (one word) IS NO JOKE
			
 
			
			- 
				Luigi knew that he shouldn't joke about sexually-transmitted diseases (ALL WUN WERD), but still did.
			
 
			
			- 
				Weegee died of AIDS.
:( 
			 
			
			- 
				No one remembered him.
			
 
			
			- 
				Including his resurrected self (apparently)...
			
 
			
			- 
				...but then something happened! 
			
 
			
			- 
				The universe exploded!  END!
			
 
			
			- 
				One day, Mario was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...walking his Chain Chomp...
			
 
			
			- 
				...when Toad said, "Look!
			
 
			
			- 
				A Luigi draws near!"
			
 
			
			- 
				But Luigi was not...
			
 
			
			- 
				...feeling quite himself today...
			
 
			
			- 
				,he felt sorry for..
			
 
			
			- 
				...Toad Because he was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...not going to the...
			
 
			
			- 
				prom with him.  So...
			
 
			
			- 
				Mario then committed suicide.
			
 
			
			- 
				He descended into Underwhere.
			
 
			
			- 
				Where he found Waluigi...
			
 
			
			- 
				...in someone else's underwhere.
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi was a cross-dresser!
			
 
			
			- 
				"I'm just a sweet...
			
 
			
			- 
				--" Were his last words.
			
 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, at the prom...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Peach was voted "Prom...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Queen runner-up. She...
			
 
			
			- 
				... was of modest statue...
			
 
			
			- 
				...carved out of limestone.
			
 
			
			- 
				The winner, Wario, was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...b**** slapped by Peach.
			
 
			
			- 
				(Despite being a statue.)
			
 
			
			- 
				(The slap really hurt.)
			
 
			
			- 
				Like, really REALLY hurt.
			
 
			
			- 
				His funeral's this Tuesday.
			
 
			
			- 
				Nobody attended Wario's funeral. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Waluigi was busy watching...
			
 
			
			- 
				...The Biggest Loser because...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he needed exercise tips...
			
 
			
			- 
				...from the ginormous fatty-cakes.
			
 
			
			- 
				He envied Wario's bod.
			
 
			
			- 
				Wario's bod was dead. 
			
 
			
			- 
				So Waluigi comitted suicide.
			
 
			
			- 
				"Finally!" Sighed TMK's majority.
			
 
			
			- 
				Wario rose from his...
			
 
			
			- 
				... grave, free of charge.
			
 
			
			- 
				He then proceeded to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...eat people! Like he...
			
 
			
			- 
				...would really do that.
			
 
			
			- 
				He really ate Waluigi's...
			
 
			
			- 
				...great, big, fat, hairy...
			
 
			
			- 
				...veiny, throbbing, gargantuan, meaty...
			
 
			
			- 
				...penis. Weegee is pleased! 
			
 
			
			- 
				Internet's over. Go home.
			
 
			
			- 
				Mario was disappoint. Still,
			
 
			
			- 
				...he consented. The internet...
			
 
			
			- 
				...died after seeing Wario...
			
 
			
			- 
				...troll it. But sadly...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the world's book supply...
			
 
			
			- 
				..was annexed by Wawuweegee!
			
 
			
			- 
				Wawuweegee too control of...
			
 
			
			- 
				...PaperLuigi's blatant spelling errors...
			
 
			
			- 
				...that he should die...
			
 
			
			- 
				...from this shiny rock!
			
 
			
			- 
				Quoth the Raven: WTH?
			
 
			
			- 
				(Should've read "Waweweegee too control of PL's blatant spelling errors that he should die for.")
But anyway, some guy...
			 
			
			- 
				...namely me, screwed up...
			
 
			
			- 
				...and screwed over the...
			
 
			
			- 
				...giant screw.  Meanwhile, Weegee...
			
 
			
			- 
				...died. But he rose...
			
 
			
			- 
				...again on Halloween Night.
			
 
			
			- 
				Then he died again.
			
 
			
			- 
				Via a shotgun blast.
			
 
			
			- 
				Army of Darkness, baby.
			
 
			
			- 
				"This is my boomstick," 
			
 
			
			- 
				you know the rest. (http://www.videosift.com/video/Boomstick-speech-from-Army-of-Darkness)
(would have loved to quote the full speech four words at a time, but we'd be here forever)
			 
			
			- 
				Mario BLJed into a...
			
 
			
			- 
				atomic blender of DOOOOOOOM
			
 
			
			- 
				"Will it blend?" Asked...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Dr. Robotnik's decapitated head.
			
 
			
			- 
				Then it jumped into...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Mario's big fat pie...
			
 
			
			- 
				...hole. But then a...
			
 
			
			- 
				...foul stench engulfed him!
			
 
			
			- 
				Eventually, Mario decided to...
This is not a part of the game. Have a nice day.
			 
			
			- 
				...quote Evil Dead again...
			
 
			
			- 
				"Groovy!" said Mario. "Hail...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Hitler!" "That is not...
			
 
			
			- 
				...unfaithful to Godwin's Law!"
			
 
			
			- 
				"Nazis are very bad."
			
 
			
			- 
				Nevermind that. Something is...
			
 
			
			- 
				"...overtaking Poland!" Announced Churchill.
			
 
			
			- 
				"It's OVER 9000 HOSTAGES!!!"
			
 
			
			- 
				"Lame," said Mario. "That...
			
 
			
			- 
				...can't be right!"  Then,
			
 
			
			- 
				...someone was shot! But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...with a camera. So...
			
 
			
			- 
				...what? No one cares. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Elsewhere, trouble began brewing.
			
 
			
			- 
				Because Robotnik had decided...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to have the moon...
			
 
			
			- 
				...in his pocket. But...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Suddenly, Wario ate Robotnik's...
			
 
			
			- 
				...pancakes. This made Robotnik...
			
 
			
			- 
				...abandon his evil ways...
			
 
			
			- 
				...for even eviller ways!
			
 
			
			- 
				After pillaging an orphanage,...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he kidnapped Dalai Lama! 
(It's actually the Dalai Lama, but whatever.)
			 
			
			- 
				"You fiend!" yelled Mario.
			
 
			
			- 
				...Robotnik replied "Why don't...
			
 
			
			- 
				...you come over here...
			
 
			
			- 
				...!" Scorpion then sued Robotnik...
			
 
			
			- 
				...for suing Sonic for...
			
 
			
			- 
				...suing Robotnik.
Wait... what?
			 
			
			- 
				Who? Where? Why not?
			
 
			
			- 
				Because Scorpion wanted to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...get Doctor Robotnik to...
			
 
			
			- 
				...play his Gameboy more.
			
 
			
			- 
				"I love this game," 
			
 
			
			- 
				...said Robotnik, right before...
			
 
			
			- 
				...making out with it.
			
 
			
			- 
				Nine short months later...
			
 
			
			- 
				...he reached level two.
			
 
			
			- 
				Robotnik then took Sonic...
			
 
			
			- 
				...out to dinner and...
			
 
			
			- 
				...offered him a ring!
			
 
			
			- 
				They went to Massachusetts...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to catch a plane...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to get married in...
			
 
			
			- 
				...the fiery depths of...
			
 
			
			- 
				...Delfino Plaza.  Meanwhile, back...
			
 
			
			- 
				...to Green Hill Zone...
			
 
			
			- 
				...(hey, don't forget Zoidberg!)...
			
 
			
			- 
				...they went to wed.
			
 
			
			- 
				Because Delphino Plaza was...
			
 
			
			- 
				...too sexy for them. 
			
 
			
			- 
				Meanwhile, Peach was busy...
			
 
			
			- 
				...bow chikka bow bow...
			
 
			
			- 
				^...feeding her annoying chihuahua...
			
 
			
			- 
				...quién querido Taco Bell.
			
 
			
			- 
				The chihuahua barfed afterwards.
			
 
			
			- 
				It woofed and barked.
			
 
			
			- 
				And got the runs.
			
 
			
			- 
				It contracted supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!
			
 
			
			- 
				...and tried licking his...
			
 
			
			- 
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nylarginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamylasparagin
			
 
			
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				(You made that up.)
			
 
			
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				(Look at this article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titin).)
			
 
			
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				(Some got cut off)
			
 
			
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				1) Press CTRL + F
2) Type the letter Y into the "Find" box
3) Scroll to CrossEyed's long-ass post
4) Try to maneuvre your mouse through the maze of highlighted letters
			 
			
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				Holy Krapp! That was the hardest maze in the world!
DK Country Villian: K. Rapp
			 
			
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				ANYWAY, Peach was mourning...
			
 
			
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				...the long ass post...
			
 
			
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				...Ha Ha Ha Ha...
			
 
			
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				...and a couple of...
			
 
			
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				...people fighting to post first.
			
 
			
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				...please let me post...
			
 
			
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				...last," begged Peach to...
			
 
			
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				...no one in particular.
			
 
			
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				I want a mushroom.
			
 
			
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				...Ok, that was bizzarre...
			
 
			
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				...said the ghost of...
			
 
			
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				...Sam I Am.  Meanwhile,...
			
 
			
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				...Mario went to the...
			
 
			
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				...Bathroom and unzipped his...
			
 
			
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				...backpack, revealing illegal mushrooms!
			
 
			
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				Suddenly, homeless people began...
			
 
			
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				...stealing Wario's money. Then...
			
 
			
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				...Wario opened a can...
			
 
			
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				...of whupass on them.
			
 
			
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				(By "whupass," we mean...
			
 
			
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				...whoop ass. You know.)
			
 
			
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				His coins were regained...
			
 
			
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				...tenfold by investing in...
			
 
			
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				nesquick and ovaltine mix?
			
 
			
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				Ovaltine sucks hard like...
			
 
			
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				...a quality vaccuum cleaner.
			
 
			
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				So does Kirby, except...
			
 
			
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				it the metaphorical way
			
 
			
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				...Wait, where were we?