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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Topic started by: Captain Jim on January 22, 2010, 02:43:00 AM
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GREETINGS FROM ASGARD
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I am Commodore Jim. And as you can see, I am a viking (don't mind my eyes. That's just my laser vision). But today, I will take a break from roaring as my mighty hammer snaps the bones of my pathetic enemies. What will I do instead? I shall bake BROWNIES! RRRRAAAARRRRGH!
...first I will need a bowl.
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This will not do. My helm belongs on my head.
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Much better. Now then, before I go any further, I must fire up the flames of Ragnarok!
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and by that I mean the oven.
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NOW THEN, I shall dual wield 2/3rds of a cup of water and 2/3rds of a cup of vegetable bloooood oil.
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aglugglugglug
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Now I must crack TWO WHOLE EGGS. Now, how should I go about this...
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THIS IS PERFECT. HERE WE GO! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRGH!
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The eggs have been defeated.
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Their guts go into the bowl.
RIGHT THEN! ON TO
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THE BROWNIE MIX! WITH THREE KINDS OF CHOCOLATE
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I disembowel open the bags and pour out their innards the chocolate.
Now it is time to stir!
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For
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EVER
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Alright! THE TRIAL OF STIRRING IS FINALLY DONE. Now to find a suitable vessel for the batter's journey to the Ovenworld.
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This should do nicely.
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Mmmm, chocolatey.
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Want to lick the spatula? Too bad.
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Into the fires of despair you go.
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And the timer is set! Now I must do something to pass the time.
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*crunch crunch*
Ah! The timer has beeped! TO BATTLE THE KITCHEN!
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They burn with the passion of combat! Or, you know, because they just came out of the oven.
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Remember to turn off the oven, unless you wish your homestead to go up in blaze of culinary glory.
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Now then, I must wait for this pan of brownies to cool off!
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Hmmm, quite intriguing.
Ah, they should be cool now.
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SKREE SKREE SKREE SKREE!
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And behold. The noble brownie, with a glass of milk as cold as the frozen Norse wastelands...
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...and you get none of them.
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You posted this on BitF's forums a while back, didn't you? Doesn't make it any less entertaining, of course.
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Cool story, bro.
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Wow! I never thought I'd see an Unmotion Picture (http://noom.kontek.net/archives/unmotion/) again.
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(I like how my crappy Unmotion Pictures I made when I was like twelve aren't on there anymore.)
And I like brownies and Viking helmets, so this is pretty cool.
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I love chili!
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Anyone have advice on unplugging a toilet?
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Such explicit phallic imagery can't be tolerated if we hope to maintain our integrity as a respectable forum.
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Weegee, you're just upset because Captain Jim has bigger huevos than you.
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Not for long!
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